I have two blood sisters and 21 adopted siblings! Imagine what it's like when children from 5 different nationalit's say mom I want in the store? I had the hardest time explaining why some of the were so many different colors? But boy can you have fun with it!
This guy is hilarious. Best thing to do, though, is leave an empty bowl with that note. People will think you ran out but you didn't have to buy any candy!
You are ALL missing the boat! The best way to put out candy, if you're just going to put out a container, is to put out two containers. One with the note, plus only candy that can technically be unwrapped and re-wrapped. And the other a sharps container with a note that says it's "for the razor blades and needles". Then later you can return ALL your own candy and get your money back. Full disclosure: I've never done this, because I'm too cheap to even buy candy. And driving to and from the store to buy and then return it, takes gas, and gas costs money.... And also I think it's wrong....yes, probably it's wrong...I'm pretty sure it's wrong. Is it wrong? Somebody please comment on this. 😂 Edit: Maybe the empty container & note is best after all, lol.
chaosawaits I’m an only child. Any time I hears sibling stories from big families I die laughing!!! Y’all’s houses are like a birthday party at all times!!!!! The stories are never a bore.
🤣🤣 what are you gonna be, as fast as I can 🤣🤣 lol so true, we didn’t use the sidewalks that wasted time we were jumping hedges and cutting across lawns with our pillow cases of candy 😆😜
My gramma has 14 siblings and we made a list a few weeks ago of them all in birth order. She had trouble remembering the order and knew less than half of their birthdays.
When somebody asks how many siblings I have, and I say 13, they usually say "Wow, 13 kids, how did your parents manage?" And I say, "14. I don't count myself as a sibling."
Haha. My grandparents had 13. Would have been 15, but my grandmother (RIP) miscarried twice. Don't know how my grandparents did it either. Two of their daughters had large families as well, 11 and 9.
I would always write a note before I went tricker-treating that said “Take as many as you like.” then when I got to the lazy guys house i take 1 more than the note says then switch the notes.
Whenever I went shopping with my Mom & Dad he would lay down the law that we weren’t going to the Toy department. He knew they’d have a tough time getting me to leave without shelling out some cash and Dad was like the Brakes during shopping trips. It reached a point where Mom wouldn’t have him along during shopping trips because she said he took all the fun out of it.
For Halloween last year I took cupcakes to my youth group. 90% of them were filled with strawberry jelly. The other 10% was hot sauce mixed with ketchup. Hey, the sign CLEARLY said “TRICK OR TREAT”. Some got trick, some got treat. No one knew it was me. Best. Prank. Ever.
Dude, the question was "How many do you HAVE", not "How many ARE you”, but I guess you know that. And i can let this slide, because I just discovered you and wow you really are one of the best - absolutely one of the best and I guess you know that too which is just fine. Thank you for your good work and for making me laugh that wonderful deep belly laugh.
14 children. Himself, 10 brothers, and 3 sisters. That's 14. The guy said he had 11 brothers and 3 sisters (and himself), and also that there were 14 children total. He forgot he was in the family.
While Fred is awesome, I've seen another instance where he seems to ruin the same script. And somehow, he also had somebody else who didn't know how many siblings he has. I don't know if he plants an audience member. It definitely works though
I sorta hate watching comedians pick on people in the crowd who aren't used to having that much attention put on them / are put on the spot so suddenly. That exchange probably ruined that entire night for that guy.
Now this guy is genuinely funny! He can tell any story and make us laugh
“Spread out, they can’t watch all of us!”
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That’s a fact 😂
I took the bowl. Now as an adult I put out the big bowl with a sign saying, "have as many as you dare," . Support the hustle.
I have two blood sisters and 21 adopted siblings! Imagine what it's like when children from 5 different nationalit's say mom I want in the store? I had the hardest time explaining why some of the were so many different colors? But boy can you have fun with it!
Wow good for your folks! This guy is realistically funny. Not many people have lots of kids these days
Good for you. I bet your family gatherings are huge. No need to invite uncles & aunts with kids. There's not enough space!!!
Like your sgt Shultz profile, a great classic show
@@debofChrist . No it's easy. You can book the airport.
@@midheaven8991 ha😂 ha🤣 ha😭
This guy is hilarious. Best thing to do, though, is leave an empty bowl with that note. People will think you ran out but you didn't have to buy any candy!
Oh that's good!
Im gonna use that...
oo dang the counter to the bowl thieves both clever, looked down on by rubes.
Sometimes you get tricks anyways. Our old house got our metal mailbox bashed in with a bat and our pumpkins smashed against the house in smithereens.🤬
You are ALL missing the boat!
The best way to put out candy, if you're just going to put out a container, is to put out two containers.
One with the note, plus only candy that can technically be unwrapped and re-wrapped.
And the other a sharps container with a note that says it's "for the razor blades and needles".
Then later you can return ALL your own candy and get your money back.
Full disclosure: I've never done this, because I'm too cheap to even buy candy.
And driving to and from the store to buy and then return it, takes gas, and gas costs money.... And also I think it's wrong....yes, probably it's wrong...I'm pretty sure it's wrong. Is it wrong? Somebody please comment on this. 😂
Edit: Maybe the empty container & note is best after all, lol.
I love Dry Bar Comedy. Most of the comedians are really funny but I really love this guy!!!
14. How many brothers and sisters? Take your time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Math obviously isn't their thing 😂🤦♀️
@@christina113704 ''you're still trying to figure it out'
@@MrTruth111 luckily for me, I'm pretty sure about that number. 🤔
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5 brothers, 5 sisters, 11 of us. We used rollerskates for Halloween
chaosawaits I’m an only child. Any time I hears sibling stories from big families I die laughing!!! Y’all’s houses are like a birthday party at all times!!!!! The stories are never a bore.
Lol
@@tinybrownin yeah. Up until somebody borrows (takes) your clothes. Brother pulls all your barbie heads off. Somebody eats all the icecream.
I used roller skates untill my brother broke them
He SERIOUSLY needs a Netflix special, please! 🤣♥️🌹👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 And on a side note...I love the ‘hibiscus’ shirt. ☺️
“Just put da candy in da bag.” ~ Super Chicago. Awesome!
Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick!
brb, laughing hysterically
Dry bar is so awesome
I wish they put one out every hour. I would have to watch them all the time.
🤣🤣 what are you gonna be, as fast as I can 🤣🤣 lol so true, we didn’t use the sidewalks that wasted time we were jumping hedges and cutting across lawns with our pillow cases of candy 😆😜
Fred, you are my favorite comedian on Dry Bar. I laugh so hard my stomach hurts. You ar so good. You need to go on AGT!
I wish more comedians were like Fred Klett. He can have you seeing the people in his jokes. Truly masterful in his profession.
Fred, You are SO FUNNY! I can't wait to watch your special!! I can tell you have really lived these experiences 😁😁😁😂😂😂😂
Tears in my eyes, man this guy is funny.
Oh my, this man is absolutely hilarious!! Love him
Omg 9 brothers, the sister must have felt so special, he should do a stand up about that
My gramma has 14 siblings and we made a list a few weeks ago of them all in birth order. She had trouble remembering the order and knew less than half of their birthdays.
I don't know any of my siblings birthday. I know the months of some of them,but not the days
You kind of just...give up after the first three. I did.
This Man is CLASSIC material.
When somebody asks how many siblings I have, and I say 13, they usually say "Wow, 13 kids, how did your parents manage?" And I say, "14. I don't count myself as a sibling."
Haha. My grandparents had 13. Would have been 15, but my grandmother (RIP) miscarried twice. Don't know how my grandparents did it either. Two of their daughters had large families as well, 11 and 9.
@@ff6girl Awesome :) with a large family you never have to worry about being alone in the world
"What are you gonna be?"
"I'm gonna be as fast as I can."
LMAO
This Fred Klett is pretty funny I cut up every time I see him.
Love this guy's delivery!
I'm done know why I don't watch this man before he is priceless!!😂😂😂👌😂👌😂👌
Mr Klett Fred is the best ladies and gentlemen.
You always make me laugh. God bless
I'm from a family of seven girls. Not super big family but large. Halloween was our favorite holiday as kids.
HALLOWEEN ENDS AT 6AM ON SEPTEMBER 1ST
CHANGE MY MIND
IShipItLikeFedEx2 it ends 60 days before it starts? Or it goes all year.
I can not believe this is the first I've heard of Fred Klett!!!!!
I would always write a note before I went tricker-treating that said “Take as many as you like.” then when I got to the lazy guys house i take 1 more than the note says then switch the notes.
put empty bowl outside with note says please take one. now you don't have to give candy and you wont get egged
You get egged cause you let the bowl get empty!!!
Love this guy!
Dit dit dit dit dit dit, omg the brother🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whenever I went shopping with my Mom & Dad he would lay down the law that we weren’t going to the Toy department. He knew they’d have a tough time getting me to leave without shelling out some cash and Dad was like the Brakes during shopping trips.
It reached a point where Mom wouldn’t have him along during shopping trips because she said he took all the fun out of it.
Funniest guy on Drybar🤣😂😅
Silence of the Gummy Bears
"It puts the candy in the bag!"
LoveFred Klett 🤣😂😅🤣😂 Take your time hilarious Change your answer Hilarious
7 sisters, 5 brothers :) I feel like I'm a kid again!!! This guy's hilarious!!
Wait Provo? Like, Utah Provo? Well no wonder there was a kid that has 13 other siblings
We would go back home after a large haul of candy and change costumes.
"How many brothers and sisters?" I'd have answered, "All of them!" 😂
For Halloween last year I took cupcakes to my youth group. 90% of them were filled with strawberry jelly.
The other 10% was hot sauce mixed with ketchup.
Hey, the sign CLEARLY said “TRICK OR TREAT”. Some got trick, some got treat. No one knew it was me. Best. Prank. Ever.
Lol - the previous clip I just watched he had SEVEN brothers and sisters. I guess you lose track at a certain point 😊!
I believe he said "at one point". Meaning that the others came later on??
Him is 8 , mum and dad that"s 10 😅
9 here, I'm number 7🙏💙🙏 love your comedy dude 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This guy is Hilarious!!!
Dude, the question was "How many do you HAVE", not "How many ARE you”, but I guess you know that. And i can let this slide, because I just discovered you and wow you really are one of the best - absolutely one of the best and I guess you know that too which is just fine.
Thank you for your good work and for making me laugh that wonderful deep belly laugh.
Oh, I feel sorry for your sister!
Love from greece i have four kids in greece its o lot they only have one or two at the best, you are great
Such a unique way of delivery.... but twice the funny... multiplied by gazilion
We are 7 and now that we are older and some of us move out of the house I miss being home.
Hide your candy . That’s what we did.
Brown paper bag with cut out holes for the eyes and a face drawn on it. Rock and roll time baby !! LOL
Halloween was fun for kids until a new generation of adults decided it was for them.
Take one
Ok I'll take one
One bowl
This guy is simply hilarious!!
I came from a family off 10 7 girls 3 boys often it was like we were invisible
@3:35 pat cooper reference?? Lmaoo sounds similar and then the follow up with “scusi” 🤔
I told my husband to be sure to close the bread up the second he opened the bread and thought of you.
Fred: dose anybody here come from a family
That one orphan: no-
Lol my parents have 7 but when they did foster care we had up to 12/13 kids🙂
You're great!!
Fred can you post your best black hole set?
Brilliant -
6 brothers 2 sister and me the oldest
What did he say at 1:35? ".....[ ]....they're not good at math..." ?
1:35 but they sure are good at multiplying!
I'm crying here! lmao!
The "set" behind Fred is horrible! He deserves much better.
He's very funny!
P.S. The hibiscus is the state flower of Hawaii 🌺
Agreed, it looks like someone cleaned out an old storage unit and nailed all the junk to the wall, complete with dirt and filth remaining intact.
we not only took the candy we took the bowl
There were 3 of us; we did not qualify as a pb& j family... had to have 4 or more like my cousins lol
11 brothers, 7 sisters. All blood brothers and sisters.
9 brothers!!!!??? Your poor sister
Is he really starting a big family contest in Utah?
I don't leave a note with the bucket because I don't care.
Naughty😂😂
He would be mounted..... Ha... Almost pull me out of.... Haa. I can feel my face....
wow I can't do math either and i was hoping to see answers in the comments
14 children. Himself, 10 brothers, and 3 sisters. That's 14.
The guy said he had 11 brothers and 3 sisters (and himself), and also that there were 14 children total. He forgot he was in the family.
While Fred is awesome, I've seen another instance where he seems to ruin the same script.
And somehow, he also had somebody else who didn't know how many siblings he has. I don't know if he plants an audience member. It definitely works though
Your great, but holding the pole drives me crazzy jijiji, please grab the microphone jiji tk
My Eldest Brother and sisters are younger than me
14, 7-7, myself included.
I thought I did. Turned out I was wrong.
Want to hear the sisters story. Jokes about that
Funny!
I sorta hate watching comedians pick on people in the crowd who aren't used to having that much attention put on them / are put on the spot so suddenly. That exchange probably ruined that entire night for that guy.
Sooooo god game funny🤣🤩😇
you stock up as a poor kid too
🤣🤣🤣🥰!
Hilarious:))))
11 and 3 excluding himself
Tatatatatatata
me too
😂😂😂😂
Click !
Hilarious
I won't click it click it click it! Trust me! I won't click it!
What’s with the aggressiveness at the end? Really detracts from the whole segment
Mick shut up boomer
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