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DOUBLE/TRIPLE CHIN FAMILY!!! Hate to break it to yall but pilps has major league hair loss AND other major genetic disadvantages in real life. Also his girlfriend is ugly as all hell with bucked teeth, (seriously) 3 CHINS. (AND DUDE i mean, this family has the worst chin genetics i have ever ever seen in my life. Were talking skinny people with JABBA THE FKN HUTT ass chin. No exaggeration". . Like this dudes child is screwed. It's not the child's fault. Not even close. Anybody that looks like pilps does. That is also WILLING to spread his pathetic and objectively lesser genetics, to a CHILD, is very BLATANTLY, not concerned about the life the child will lead. Obviously this is repulsive and disgusting. I really do imply that whoever has the opportunity to get a real life look at "pilps" and his ginger ugly buck toothed girlfriend "beth", has a SERIOUS look. Not just a look that determines aesthetically what this poor child will face. But also what the foul pair of ugly parents has inflicted upon their offspring.
6:43 That Genoese Crossbowman's reaction was priceless when you nailed the enemy King or General with that catapult shot. He knows his army is fucked. :) Keep up the golden content!
Pilps this is also H3lios from a more English derived perspective of an account. Just wanted to make clear how blatant you are as a fake. I've seen your girl. She's EXTREMELY ginger, buck toothed, small everywhere "elsed" all kinds of other trash that encompasses your ugly ass girlfriends misleading pregnancy. It's a horrific disservice to humanity because in a lot of ways clearly you are displaying pride. Under circumstances in which pride does not belong. Your ugly ginger double chin girlfriend, from a long line of ugly double chinned fat encompassed females, does not in any way, show the AVERAGE female, how she SHOULD perhaps LOOK. When she finally DOES decide to hold a child within her body. Try me if you disagree.
His other videos not on Total War are just as good if not better! I personally love his Holdfast and Rising Storm 2 videos! Gotta appreciate the craft and dedication to all his stuff, truly just a good all round UA-camr.
Forgot how good medieval 2 battles sound! And how weighty the battles feel. Even though I've enjoyed the recent games we lost the feeling of war in the recent Total war games.
Poland: "Haha, HRE is hated by the Pope!" HRE: *forges alliance with Teutonic Order to the sound of Erika* Poland: "No... no, no, no, no." HRE: *Looks at Poland* Poland: "Wait, wait, wait." HRE: *armies bordering Poland* Poland: "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"
@@kainwittrig2180 Unfortunately recognizing Erika is a common thing whenever you're even vaguely interested in military stuff Personally I think it sucks
@@colmcorbec7031 nahhhhhhhh. Just gotta keep morale up for that 3000 mile march travel. The story of your dangling dances will do wonders on the boats.
For those who want to know, the mod he's using that combines the dlc maps(thats why Norway and the Teutonic order are in his game.) is called Vanilla Kingdoms.
I love how you can see the technological progress in warfare in this game. CA did Med2 very right and remains my fav TW game to date. Great video as always :)
God I absolutely love your editing. The whole chapter from 04:33 starting small to the gradual understanding of your plan that falls together at 08:11 gave me legit goosebumps. Simply Divine.
It was seeing the Western & Eastern Roman Empires Map that gave me chills! I love especially in the older games of the series the amount of roleplaying you can do/go along with to create your own unique plot/story as you play along.
Medieval 2 is one of my favorite games of all time and I absolutely love the editing and watching the campaign and battle unfold in epic fashion. Don't know how I haven't seen you before now but you got yourself a new subscriber
When you eventually play as Poland the strategy to conquer the steppe is to use complete cavalry doomstacks because they being able to travel farther on the campaign map is a God send with how far apart the settlements are. The fact that all settlements have at best wooden defenses makes this easy. You can also trick the ai by sending small cavalry stacks to siege then kite them to death with range cav & strategic charges.
>Thinks this is vanilla M2 >Sees Ireland and the Teutonic Order as a faction *>Hold up* >Reads the description, hoping for an explanation to this sorcery >Discovered that there's a mod in which you play vanilla M2 but with way more factions, features, and other frills *>FURIOUSLY CLICK LINK TO DOWNLOAD*
Your realm would fall apart every 15 years and you have to go home to rule in the german lords and go to Italy to reconquer the italian cities and go back north to rule in the lords and go east to christianize the slavs and go back to rome to replace the pope and go back north to rule in the lords and go...
Just wanted to say. I put your videos on when I'm having trouble sleeping at night. They're funny but still relaxing to watch at night. Thank you for all the work you do.
”The British peerage includes the titles of (in ascending order) baron, viscount, earl, marquess and duke. All of these titleholders, except dukes, are (if male) known by the honorific "Lord" (in Scotland the lowest rank in the peerage is "Lord (of Parliament)" rather than "Baron"). No peerage can be sold; such a transaction would be in breach of the Honours (Prevention of Abuses) Act 1925. The British embassy in the United States informs that "the sale of British titles is prohibited"”
Good job showing the two-handed swordsmen working together with the pikemen. It looked like (27:24) you were trying to show the dismounted Gothic knights as Doppelsöldner running ahead of the pikemen to break up the enemy's front line. Nice historical touches with an eye to detail!
I am very greatful with your editing that you are very frugil with the loud noises and spamming sound effects, or comedy music tracks. Unlike other channels with similar content. Your content is fun without being slapstick and i greatly appreciate that.
Realistically had the HRE restored the Western Empire like this they would have tried to Conquer the Byzantines instead , as they are both claiming to be the Only Roman Empire, No Imperial Split in Power, its historically called the Problem of 2 Emperors/Zweikaiserproblem/πρόβλημα δύο αυτοκρατόρων, had the HRE been this good war between them would happen as neither wanted to Recognize the Other as trully Roman, though some weird shenanigans could happen where the Byzantines might recognize the HRE as the WRE just so they can get help against the Turks and others but that means a Stalemate between the 2. (Historically near its death the Byzantines tried to mend ties with the Catholic Church and sometimes allied with Western Powers including the HRE just to fight the Turks or some other threat, so if pushed hard enough into a corner they might just risk it, agreeing to a Spilit of Imperial Roman power the same way the Ottomans and HRE did but this time the HRE would insist on being the Senior Emperor/Augustus unlike historically where the Ottomans procalimed them their Junior/Ceasar.)
What kind of fool do you take me for? He is Rome (Papal States), he is Rome (Byzantine Empire), you are Rome (HRE), I am Rome (Ottoman Empire)! Are there any other Romes I should know about? Russia: *meow*
I’ll never forget when I sculpted this brutal Emperor that was very good at war and didn’t show mercy to the prisoners then a little polish princess who’s family was broke asked him to marry her I said yes (heirs) then one of his traits was devoted family man
@@Pilps i always imagined him coming back from a campaign and his wife asks him how it went and he just smiles and says they won’t be bothering us anymore my love
A pleasure watching this. Considering how many crusades you participated in, do plan on making a video of the crusader factions. Teutons or knights templar?
I love how you left England alone basically England and Germany are basically cousins because they are part of the Germanic family The HRE was like: I'll go leave my cousin alone I'm going to let him conquer the rest of the Isles on his own while me I'm going to rebuild and real night the entire Western Roman Empire
I'm pretty sure he's stated that anything after Atilla in the Total War series he will not play. Which I don't blame him, CA games after that are terrible
15:06 dude sounds like he is saying "It's time for Round 2 ain't it, Electric Boogalo". Great video as always my dude nice to see Medieval 2 still being loved.
Hey pilps, are you considering using the Hahawks native voice pack? It adds voices to the factions in their native languages (Except arabs as CA didnt record their localised langauges ), it might help in the immersion next time! Also, love your vids, im glad that people still love this classic to this day
@@jorvach9874 "Finally, some factions retain the original game's "Accented English", namely Egypt and Turkey ("Arabic-accented English") since The Creative Assembly never recorded other localized languages for the game" oh nvm it wasnt a hardcoded problem. It was that CA didnt record the localised extra languages for arabs except moors as they have an arab accented spanish.
Ahh Gothic Knights - one of the best looking units, one of the most underwhelming :( haha Still, amazing video, really did justice for such a fun campaign! I'm already eager for the next!!
@@Captain_Sanders Still somehwat bad considering other option for the HRE. Imperial guards do better in almost everything and are waaay cheaper (at least in vanilla MED2, where two handed have that glitch)
I would kinda wanna see a "Russia Experience" (or Novgorod) video, since they're so far away from everyone I wonder what'd it'd be like. Either that or I wonder what a Empire total war video like this would be like. EDIT: It'd also be interesting to see a "Lithuania Experience" where you're spreading Paganism across Europe.
Both the HRE and the Byzantines have the most challenging yet rewarding condition to win the campaign. Not conquering Jerusalem, but Rome! The center of it all! Then afterwards, it is truly a world domination campaign for the rest of the game.
The ruthless assault on Italy was kinda scary, you just never relented and kept attacking them. Italy sure knew to fear the banner of the HRE, ans to run for the gills when they heard the sound of German voices.
Fav part about total war, is how the fan base will complain about the lack of quality and how the older games were better, then continue to purchase the new games and their too many dlc, which just leads to CA repeating this unpolished game with tons of dlc, as they don’t care what a UA-cam comment says.
It was at 21:52 where all the pieces went in place and I went, "Oh god, a Medieval Blitzkrieg." Aaaand a few seconds later the title card showed "The Medieval Blitzkrieg" And proceeded to cleave France a new hole. Amazing. Well made video! It's videos like these make me admire and appreciate the classic Total Wars even more. I could sink another 200 hours just to feel the grit and weight of all the battles shown in your video ❤
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I'm sorry to say mate, but established titles is a scam
I love so much, your videos. You are a Master of make videos like this.
I see you are a fellow Lord of culture as well
Kingdom of Denmark or Norway next Gotta love the axemen
You can only use the title if your country acepts titles so if your country is a republic perish the idea of using it.
I love the description. "Gothic Knights Have The Best Armour!" In vanilla, you can kill them with peasants archers.
I meant looks wise :D
In melee.
No see, the *Knights* have the best armour, not their horses
@@dingusdean1905 What happens when you kill a knights horse? You get a dismounted knight.
@@Marth667 Either that, or a crippled can.
i will forever appreciate, that CA casts a german to do the german voicelines in english.
"Zis battle progresses well for zi empire!"
Haha 😂 so true
I appreciate that the same voice actors in English do the German voiceovers. They’re just so good.
The random german words thrown in add to it too lol
Would've been nice if the ERE had some greek guy as well but can't have everything I guess
@@directrulefromgamerchair3947 I wished that the Germans and the other western European factions refer the Eastern Romans as Greeks
@@RocketHarry865 Well, they weren't Greeks. Maybe culturally, but they were still the Eastern Roman Empire at that time.
As soon as I saw which faction it was, I knew there would be a joke with the byzantine empire. Well done now Lord Pilps!
Gotta get one in there ;)
Both are extremely based, it's hard to pick a favourite out of the two.
@@popo9959 well for me it's an easy choice. Byzantium because they are orthodox. I live in an orthodox country lol
@@brekz3074 If you could take religion out of it, which would you find cooler?
@@popo9959
I like the HRE because i'm from spain and have german cousins 0 bias here XD
I love the titles that divide the video into little chapters. It makes it feel like a documentary
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed the video
Wait, you’re saying this isn’t a 100% accurate retelling of world history by Dr Pilps?
Pilps did the impossible: He made a HRE that is actually Holy, Roman and an Empire
LETS GOOOOI
I mean he did have to kill a pope that he got elected to do it though 👀
Extremely based
Yo next he should make Prussia a state with an army!
@@SillyGnome Wrong game
Lets be honest, many of us Betray the milanese as the HRE before they betray Us
This is very true
Everytime.
Wait, you people don't just immediately delete them from existence?
I blame this game for my pure hatred of Milan
@@Legamster3584 facing army after army of Genoese Crossbowmen gets old fast. It’s nearly all they recruit
The HRE's Voice Actor Casually being the best thing in that game
Agree 100% 👌😮💨
He also absolutely nails it in the german version of the game.
German tribes: look at me, now I’m the Rome
IN THE KAISERS NAME!
@@Pilps Caesar will go to the Middle East
bullying Italians since 395 AD
DOUBLE/TRIPLE CHIN FAMILY!!! Hate to break it to yall but pilps has major league hair loss AND other major genetic disadvantages in real life. Also his girlfriend is ugly as all hell with bucked teeth, (seriously) 3 CHINS. (AND DUDE i mean, this family has the worst chin genetics i have ever ever seen in my life. Were talking skinny people with JABBA THE FKN HUTT ass chin. No exaggeration". . Like this dudes child is screwed. It's not the child's fault. Not even close. Anybody that looks like pilps does. That is also WILLING to spread his pathetic and objectively lesser genetics, to a CHILD, is very BLATANTLY, not concerned about the life the child will lead. Obviously this is repulsive and disgusting. I really do imply that whoever has the opportunity to get a real life look at "pilps" and his ginger ugly buck toothed girlfriend "beth", has a SERIOUS look. Not just a look that determines aesthetically what this poor child will face. But also what the foul pair of ugly parents has inflicted upon their offspring.
Funny the Germans burn down Rome.
6:43 That Genoese Crossbowman's reaction was priceless when you nailed the enemy King or General with that catapult shot. He knows his army is fucked. :) Keep up the golden content!
Haha 😂 thank you man!
Pilps your videos are always a pleasure to watch, you're doing an amazing job with your content.
Thank you very much man! And thank you for the 10 months of being a channel member! Glad you're enjoying the early access to the videos!
Спасибо за ещё одно видео по Medieval 2. Привет из России.
Pilps this is also H3lios from a more English derived perspective of an account. Just wanted to make clear how blatant you are as a fake. I've seen your girl. She's EXTREMELY ginger, buck toothed, small everywhere "elsed" all kinds of other trash that encompasses your ugly ass girlfriends misleading pregnancy. It's a horrific disservice to humanity because in a lot of ways clearly you are displaying pride. Under circumstances in which pride does not belong. Your ugly ginger double chin girlfriend, from a long line of ugly double chinned fat encompassed females, does not in any way, show the AVERAGE female, how she SHOULD perhaps LOOK. When she finally DOES decide to hold a child within her body. Try me if you disagree.
Please for the love of god, never stop making videos of total war , I've found a gold mine and it makes my day everyday. Keep up the good work my man
Thank you for the kind words!
His other videos not on Total War are just as good if not better! I personally love his Holdfast and Rising Storm 2 videos!
Gotta appreciate the craft and dedication to all his stuff, truly just a good all round UA-camr.
20:50 Every Pilps video, Pilps when the gunpowder weapons become available: *"I'L BUY YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!"*
PRAISE BE TO GUNPOWDER!!
Okay now PASS THE AMUNITION
Definitely Holy, certainly Roman and absolutely an Empire
Evil Voltaire be like:
it always was the holy roman empire. Atleast until the Avignon Papacy
I like to imagine the entire mountain ranges erased to get sufficient iron ore to outfit those later armies.
Haha 😂 need it for that gothic drip!
It's honestly such a great joy in my life that people make high quality Medieval 2 meme videos.
Glad you enjoy them! :D
Forgot how good medieval 2 battles sound! And how weighty the battles feel.
Even though I've enjoyed the recent games we lost the feeling of war in the recent Total war games.
Poland: "Haha, HRE is hated by the Pope!"
HRE: *forges alliance with Teutonic Order to the sound of Erika*
Poland: "No... no, no, no, no."
HRE: *Looks at Poland*
Poland: "Wait, wait, wait."
HRE: *armies bordering Poland*
Poland: "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"
I feel like you’re the kind of person who would talk about WWII airplanes at lunch
@@kainwittrig2180 Unfortunately recognizing Erika is a common thing whenever you're even vaguely interested in military stuff
Personally I think it sucks
Exactly how I can imagine my ancestors reaction xd
@@kainwittrig2180 WW2 airplanes are awesome. I'd be down talking about that instead of other generic boring adult stuff.
It cool that the announcer for ramming enemy gates is the same voice actor who does the idle chatter for German units from Company of Heroes 2.
As a German who never played this game in english, the german accent is hilarious
Isn't it the same voice actor?
Ah yes. The Deus vult enjoyers
"this one right here lord-inquisitor."
@@stillcantbesilencedevennow exactly. Ratting everyone else out so you can get ahead. And then: profit!
@@colmcorbec7031 nahhhhhhhh. Just gotta keep morale up for that 3000 mile march travel. The story of your dangling dances will do wonders on the boats.
For those who want to know, the mod he's using that combines the dlc maps(thats why Norway and the Teutonic order are in his game.) is called Vanilla Kingdoms.
Is that the only MOD applied? Do you know where to find it
I love how you can see the technological progress in warfare in this game. CA did Med2 very right and remains my fav TW game to date. Great video as always :)
From someone who isn't a fan of these types of games you've made me one, thank you for quality content good sir
You are not lost now, fellow Chad, you’ve found home!
I'm gonna make my own Roman empire, with blackjack and ancillae.
God I absolutely love your editing. The whole chapter from 04:33 starting small to the gradual understanding of your plan that falls together at 08:11 gave me legit goosebumps. Simply Divine.
Using my holiness with the pope to direct him to crusading Europe for my ultimate gain! Thank you man! Glad you enjoyed the video
It was seeing the Western & Eastern Roman Empires Map that gave me chills! I love especially in the older games of the series the amount of roleplaying you can do/go along with to create your own unique plot/story as you play along.
Medieval 2 is one of my favorite games of all time and I absolutely love the editing and watching the campaign and battle unfold in epic fashion. Don't know how I haven't seen you before now but you got yourself a new subscriber
Thank you for the very kind words! Glad you enjoyed the video!
Honestly, you are a LEGEND. I love waking up and seeing you made a new video. Keep on working hard!
Thank you! Glad you enjoy the videos :D
16:47 that’s genuinely impressive if that’s the same battle we just watched. Considering the army comp.
When you eventually play as Poland the strategy to conquer the steppe is to use complete cavalry doomstacks because they being able to travel farther on the campaign map is a God send with how far apart the settlements are. The fact that all settlements have at best wooden defenses makes this easy.
You can also trick the ai by sending small cavalry stacks to siege then kite them to death with range cav & strategic charges.
>Thinks this is vanilla M2
>Sees Ireland and the Teutonic Order as a faction
*>Hold up*
>Reads the description, hoping for an explanation to this sorcery
>Discovered that there's a mod in which you play vanilla M2 but with way more factions, features, and other frills
*>FURIOUSLY CLICK LINK TO DOWNLOAD*
It’s way better than vanilla! Enjoy!
@@Pilps M2: Basic vanilla
Stainless Steel: Chocolate
Titanium: Strawberry
This: *Better* Vanilla
I remember playing the HRE once and had an assassin eliminate every pope that was appointed the turn they were appointed.
Cracked up at the Mongols invade part with Clarkson's ´oh no, anyway' over the top :D
Ah, the HRE. One of my favorite factions, challenging to play but still fun none the less. Thanks for making this video.
It's honestly disappointing that there's no Imperial Election in this game.
Would be so good!
Your realm would fall apart every 15 years and you have to go home to rule in the german lords and go to Italy to reconquer the italian cities and go back north to rule in the lords and go east to christianize the slavs and go back to rome to replace the pope and go back north to rule in the lords and go...
There's actually a mod out there, Das Heilige Romische Reich, that splits the HRE into multiple factions with an imperial election system.
@@spikem5950 that is hella lit
Summon the Elce...I won't do this here.
HRE was the first (and only, lol) Total War campaign I've ever completed. For that, the fashionable bois hold a special place in my cold, dead heart
Your videos are always so funny man, can’t imagine how long they take to make :)
Usually take around a month to record and edit :') Glad you like them!
Just wanted to say. I put your videos on when I'm having trouble sleeping at night. They're funny but still relaxing to watch at night. Thank you for all the work you do.
Glad you like them! And glad they help with your sleeping!
These really remind me of when I played through each of these games, really nostalgic with an hilarious comedic twist. Keep putting them out 👊
Thank you for the kind words! Medieval 2 is such a classic! Glad you enjoy them
”The British peerage includes the titles of (in ascending order) baron, viscount, earl, marquess and duke. All of these titleholders, except dukes, are (if male) known by the honorific "Lord" (in Scotland the lowest rank in the peerage is "Lord (of Parliament)" rather than "Baron"). No peerage can be sold; such a transaction would be in breach of the Honours (Prevention of Abuses) Act 1925. The British embassy in the United States informs that "the sale of British titles is prohibited"”
15:36 I love you used Rome: total war sound of recruitment.
I legit didn’t know that, it’s from dawn of war where I first heard it 😅
@@Pilps How bout some Rome: total war experience then?
This video was just pure chaos. I as a HRE player myself, I love it
Always happy to see a Pilps upload, your edits are always on point.
Thank you for the kind words!
Giving the papacy some dabloons for papal standing and hearing “you truly have our best interests at sight” 😂😂
Another absolutely great Total War Medieval 2 video from this channel.
I loved the DoW 1 imperial guard sound effect at 15:36, very nice
Another video for me to watch on repeat as I play my own campaigns. This pleases me Pilps.
Hell yeah brother!
just hearing the music, seeing the menu and intro gave me so much nostalgia
one of my favorite games of all time
Amazing how well this game still holds up
Good job showing the two-handed swordsmen working together with the pikemen. It looked like (27:24) you were trying to show the dismounted Gothic knights as Doppelsöldner running ahead of the pikemen to break up the enemy's front line. Nice historical touches with an eye to detail!
I am very greatful with your editing that you are very frugil with the loud noises and spamming sound effects, or comedy music tracks. Unlike other channels with similar content. Your content is fun without being slapstick and i greatly appreciate that.
Thank you! I really appreciate that, I try to keep a balance between humour/comedy and seriousness/dramatic scenes!
32:12 I am literally crying, you are an angel. You restored. You saved. You healed.
Truly the perfect Roman timeline.
Glad I'm not the only one throwing the Byzantines a mean assist with their reconquests.
👍👍👍
Realistically had the HRE restored the Western Empire like this they would have tried to Conquer the Byzantines instead , as they are both claiming to be the Only Roman Empire, No Imperial Split in Power, its historically called the Problem of 2 Emperors/Zweikaiserproblem/πρόβλημα δύο αυτοκρατόρων, had the HRE been this good war between them would happen as neither wanted to Recognize the Other as trully Roman, though some weird shenanigans could happen where the Byzantines might recognize the HRE as the WRE just so they can get help against the Turks and others but that means a Stalemate between the 2. (Historically near its death the Byzantines tried to mend ties with the Catholic Church and sometimes allied with Western Powers including the HRE just to fight the Turks or some other threat, so if pushed hard enough into a corner they might just risk it, agreeing to a Spilit of Imperial Roman power the same way the Ottomans and HRE did but this time the HRE would insist on being the Senior Emperor/Augustus unlike historically where the Ottomans procalimed them their Junior/Ceasar.)
Ahh todays kids never know the joy one had playing this on a Friday night on our older pcs that survived getting set on fire
What kind of fool do you take me for? He is Rome (Papal States), he is Rome (Byzantine Empire), you are Rome (HRE), I am Rome (Ottoman Empire)! Are there any other Romes I should know about?
Russia: *meow*
I’ll never forget when I sculpted this brutal Emperor that was very good at war and didn’t show mercy to the prisoners then a little polish princess who’s family was broke asked him to marry her I said yes (heirs) then one of his traits was devoted family man
That’s beautiful. I love a good father & husband who’s also a ruthless war criminal
@@Pilps i always imagined him coming back from a campaign and his wife asks him how it went and he just smiles and says they won’t be bothering us anymore my love
A pleasure watching this. Considering how many crusades you participated in, do plan on making a video of the crusader factions. Teutons or knights templar?
This entire video is a work of art. Especially the music. Please keep making these
Quick! Prepare the Tea! A new Pilps video is here!
Enjoy :D
Seeing established titles ads on old videos like this will always bring a cheeky smile to my face. A relic of internet history
Those 32 min and 58 seconds were the best time today otherwise my day would be boring and very nice content pilps!
I love how you left England alone basically England and Germany are basically cousins because they are part of the Germanic family
The HRE was like: I'll go leave my cousin alone I'm going to let him conquer the rest of the Isles on his own while me I'm going to rebuild and real night the entire Western Roman Empire
Never thought at any point I'd recognize the Holy Roman Empire as The Roman Empire. You did it, you absolute mad man
Hi, I writing from Sicily, Italy. I like so much your last video and i like how you administred your HRE campaigh in this mod. Continue like this!
-No- Many Italians were harmed in the making of this video
MANY!
Excellent choice of music throughout the video, very entertaining as always.
This makes me want to play the game again
“Lacks the late period professional armies of England and France.”
CHARLES V with the most diverse European army ever: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!
FOR THE KAISER
>the mongols have invaded
>oh no! anyway-...
XD
Always a blast from the past seeing a established titles ad
Love the videos! Especially medieval 2 experience 😂 could we get a france experience next maybe? Keep up the good work!
Thank you, glad you enjoy them! Don't worry all factions/kingdoms are planned!
Holy Roman Empire :- Attacks the papal states .
well , the only thing left for me to see .
The Reich marches to victory?
I have heard that one before
Heh heh
I love this! And "JLMP's Vanilla Kingdoms 2022" mod is hands down in the top 5 best Medieval 2 mods ever. Great video!
Couldn't agree more! Thank you! :D
A masterpiece as usual
Dieses Video sowie das Kommentar Bereich gehören nun dem Kaiser des Heiligen Römischen Reiches an!!!
Jawohl.
I have a feeling Pilps likes catapults.
Artillery go BRRRRRRRRRR
@@Pilps Artillery is king of the battlefield, for sure.
King of battle! Follow me! Artillery! Artillery!
I just keep coming back to this video. IT'S JUST TOO DAMN FUNNY.
Your videos always give me a good laugh. Please please do some Three Kingdom ones!
I'm pretty sure he's stated that anything after Atilla in the Total War series he will not play.
Which I don't blame him, CA games after that are terrible
15:06 dude sounds like he is saying "It's time for Round 2 ain't it, Electric Boogalo". Great video as always my dude nice to see Medieval 2 still being loved.
Hey pilps, are you considering using the Hahawks native voice pack? It adds voices to the factions in their native languages (Except arabs as CA didnt record their localised langauges ), it might help in the immersion next time! Also, love your vids, im glad that people still love this classic to this day
I'm very curious, what hardcoded issues are those? It seems strange that only the Middle-Eastern accent would be unchangeable?
@@jorvach9874 "Finally, some factions retain the original game's "Accented English", namely Egypt and Turkey ("Arabic-accented English") since The Creative Assembly never recorded other localized languages for the game"
oh nvm it wasnt a hardcoded problem. It was that CA didnt record the localised extra languages for arabs except moors as they have an arab accented spanish.
Glad we all share the hatred of Milan, jeez. Full stack after full stack of genoese crossbows
Oh man another Medieval 2 video this is good news. I love these videos.
Hell yeah brother! Glad you like them 😎
i love every second of this masterpiece bro
Ahh Gothic Knights - one of the best looking units, one of the most underwhelming :( haha
Still, amazing video, really did justice for such a fun campaign! I'm already eager for the next!!
BTW, the music in thi one was particularly great :)
Thank you for the kind words! It’s a shame they look so good but aren’t really all that great 😅
Only if they charge head on. They are shock troops right? You can go around and charge in the back.
@@Captain_Sanders Still somehwat bad considering other option for the HRE. Imperial guards do better in almost everything and are waaay cheaper (at least in vanilla MED2, where two handed have that glitch)
@@Pilps This mod mentioned balance changes, did it make Gothic Knights worth a damn? Also, did they fix the two-hander bug?
I painted the map in my HRE campaign a few months ago, i won by buying out every other faction.
I would kinda wanna see a "Russia Experience" (or Novgorod) video, since they're so far away from everyone I wonder what'd it'd be like. Either that or I wonder what a Empire total war video like this would be like. EDIT: It'd also be interesting to see a "Lithuania Experience" where you're spreading Paganism across Europe.
Having the option to crusade Edinburgh is wild 😂
Both the HRE and the Byzantines have the most challenging yet rewarding condition to win the campaign. Not conquering Jerusalem, but Rome! The center of it all! Then afterwards, it is truly a world domination campaign for the rest of the game.
Goddamn this is some crazy content. Been watching for a while and the polish and editing your videos have are genuinely really impressive!
The ruthless assault on Italy was kinda scary, you just never relented and kept attacking them. Italy sure knew to fear the banner of the HRE, ans to run for the gills when they heard the sound of German voices.
Ppaying HRE be like:
"My name is Karl Franz, and i was born into this world, just like you."
FOR THE KAISER
Fav part about total war, is how the fan base will complain about the lack of quality and how the older games were better, then continue to purchase the new games and their too many dlc, which just leads to CA repeating this unpolished game with tons of dlc, as they don’t care what a UA-cam comment says.
It was at 21:52 where all the pieces went in place and I went, "Oh god, a Medieval Blitzkrieg." Aaaand a few seconds later the title card showed "The Medieval Blitzkrieg" And proceeded to cleave France a new hole. Amazing.
Well made video! It's videos like these make me admire and appreciate the classic Total Wars even more. I could sink another 200 hours just to feel the grit and weight of all the battles shown in your video ❤
Classic HRE moments right here
Bro, you're perfect, i'd be nice if you drop your full playtrough of these videos
Amazing video , the battles look epic.
Which modes do you use? The game looks different in compare to vanila , the map and the teutonic order
He used JLMPs Vanilla Kingdoms, it adds more factions, regions and some other changes in the game.
Name a more iconic duo than Pilps and artillery,I'll wait. Another great video,amazing job.
Very nice Video.
Für Gott und Kaiser !
I FUCKING LOVE YOU for that Zach Hadel/hellbenders "SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE" scream
Haha 😂