Damn he's absolutely right, as soon as I discovered the way down to siofra river and saw what was down there, my first thought was, "damn I think this is my new favorite game"
Yeah my favorite spot is the dragonkin area in between siofra and nokron, hands down best location in game, minus lake of rot which is hands down S tier
@@ssjdjpd5756 That's the thing. A lot of his jokes are just taking something literally to an absurd extent, but his delivery is so consistently perfect that it doesn't matter.
> i think this is the only encounter in a modern fromsoftware game where the door locks behind you Its an easy mistake to make but you're forgetting their obscure game "Elden Ring" where you get locked in a room with a banished knight. Oh and also literally every boss ever
Nah i'm pretty sure the banished knight encounter lets you grab the key without fighting the knight right? and you choose to enter boss encounters before you get trapped in them. That was my reasoning behind what I said, I considered elaborating a bit more but I didn't want to spend more time on it.
Merika was actually facing multiple potential charges from her illegal dumping of BP Oil into the Siofra River, which caused her to shift the blame onto the tarnished in order to dodge the accusations. The tarnished were exiled as a result, and people quickly forgot about the whole things. Thats canon, its in the lore.
This whole alien mumbo jumbo reminds of that meteor that captured the dinosaurs and flew off with them into space, around hundreds of years ago. Where are they know, I wonder
The elevator in weeping was the moment I knew I loved this game. I found it and said I’ll go down it tomorrow I came back next day wondering where it could lead one long ass elevator later the elevator opens and the sky fills with stars my jaw was in the floor
@@DarkTark interesting theory of Radagon being a tear of sorts, that would’ve been weird if true, I still can’t help but think that in the trailer that when she spoke about Miquella’s blinding strength that that would be mention Godwyn himself. Might be wrong, maybe his soul did die on the night of black knives or Miquella saved him somehow, wasn’t sure.
I'm surprised you didn't mention how gravity is a type in the game that does bonus damage against itself. Thus making it so that Astel suffers from extreme self-loathing issues due to his parents not being married. Truly the message is that the only way to overcome self-loathing is with self-love and more self-loathing.
Astel’s arena plays into the idea that he stole the sky but if you actually look at the “sky” you’ll see it’s actually stones in the rocks on the cave ceiling. It just gives the impression of a night sky with stars due to the dark blue hue and fog. Clever bit of environmental storytelling
I'm getting older and pickier by the day, but wow your videos never cease to tickle me absolutely fucking pink. You are hilarious, and if you do the majority of your editing, you are an awesome editor. You rock.
If Vaati is a college professor, Tark is our dormmate who's super into his class but doesn't want us to _think_ he's super into it because liking things makes you weak and lame so he puts in a bunch of irreverent jokes while you eat pizza and then you make out later.
I like to think the lands between wad built ontop on the eternal cities, because of all the wierd giant stonework everywhere on the coasts and around the plateau.
Sentient BP Oil Spills when there is a discord server at the function: discord.gg/3zd363mJeZ
What's the deal with FromSoftware and their sentient fuels.
Imagine having a weapon that sucks off your enemy automatically. Then enter the mimic fight 💀💀
@@horus3846 such a romantic story. I cried for 3h straight when they broke up it was so sad.
bad timing, its just gonna be filled with DLC spoilers. should've made it after the release by a while
get ready to get sucked off into adventure
Since Astel stole the Eternal Citiy's night sky, he represents light pollution
That's the real reason why Deeproot Depths' sky is brown.
Thast true prepare to cry
It’s canon, it’s in the lore
Damn he's absolutely right, as soon as I discovered the way down to siofra river and saw what was down there, my first thought was, "damn I think this is my new favorite game"
Too bad he never said the BP oil spills were Aldrich 2.0
Yeah my favorite spot is the dragonkin area in between siofra and nokron, hands down best location in game, minus lake of rot which is hands down S tier
@@yoder903 lake of rot is too great for us mere mortals. Miyazaki really outdid himself with that one
@@reaperiwk7555 yessir, now we can only imagine what the DLC’s new swamp zone has offer
Edit: basically nothing, NOTHING
@@yoder903 i dont wanna give him any ideas but technically we had no deathblight swamp 😐
Aliens, feet, and fade to black bang cutscenes... I think Miyazaki is trying to tell us something
Mmmmm......
Far beyond a thing....he is telling his world...
Don't forget big pillars 🤔
The next souls game should be written by Quentin Tarantino. Truly, he get's Miyazaki's vision.
... At least the feet part of it.
Welcome back mass effect
"This is canon, it's in the lore" Is something my D&D group uses a lot thanks to you. Always gets a good laugh. Thank, Tark of Dark.
Just applied to dental schools and under “notable achievements” I mentioned I was subscribed to dark tark. Hope I get it
There is no other alternative, they must accept you. It's Canon, it's in the lore.
I mentioned my subscription to the one and only DarkTark in my resume and got the job (REAL)
I'm gonna try this, would this work for lawyers?
Based, both you and the employer.
It’s canon, it’s in the lore
I have a job interview next week, so I will unsub and resub on that day.
@@yoder903 Bro I heard his voice in my head as I read it lmao
It's always what the deal with this place and never how's the place dealing with it 😔
So deep...
On Jah
Godwyn's corpse: "Hello there."
Underlying message is deep
General Kenobi
What is the deal with the Eternal Cities? It turns out that they are cities that are eternal. This is canon, it's in the lore.
this sounds like something Tark would say
Marika the Eternal, more like Cities the Eternal
Underrated comment 😤
@@ssjdjpd5756 That's the thing. A lot of his jokes are just taking something literally to an absurd extent, but his delivery is so consistently perfect that it doesn't matter.
dark talk upload gotta be a top 10 thing of all time
dark talk?
"Mommy ASMR" truly is one of the things of all time
this video accurately represents what i will be spending the next 3 days with as i wait for the dlc
thats canon, its in the lore
Fade to black self-bang cutscenes?
@@themrnoob0 yes!
14:52 Errrm guys he's right behind me isn't he 🤓☝
Um guys.. you're gonna wanna see this 🤓☝️
Um.. that sounded better in my head 🤓☝️
@MaidenlessRunt-mz7zm erm welp.. that didn't go quite like how I planned huh guys? 🤓☝️
> i think this is the only encounter in a modern fromsoftware game where the door locks behind you
Its an easy mistake to make but you're forgetting their obscure game "Elden Ring" where you get locked in a room with a banished knight. Oh and also literally every boss ever
Nah i'm pretty sure the banished knight encounter lets you grab the key without fighting the knight right? and you choose to enter boss encounters before you get trapped in them. That was my reasoning behind what I said, I considered elaborating a bit more but I didn't want to spend more time on it.
@@DarkTarkblocked and unsubbed
(this will look awful on my resume)
If you kill gostoc, the door won’t close behind you because he’s the one who closes the door
In DS3 you automatically get teleported into the Dancer's arena after you kill your 3rd lord of cinder, that was pretty traumatic for me
I was waiting for a moment when he’d summoned a mimic tear to assist him against himself! A truly legendary battle : “I, me and myself”
3 weeks of despair over now. Plz upload more for my mental 😢
I cant believe how he never talked about how Mozart and Santana wrote the song for the ancestral spirit.
Best Elden ring youtuber fr
‘You just run from one end to the other, sipping your juice box like a big baby’
😂😂😂
That’s cannon (SAY IT WITH ME NOW) it’s in the lore
Merika was actually facing multiple potential charges from her illegal dumping of BP Oil into the Siofra River, which caused her to shift the blame onto the tarnished in order to dodge the accusations. The tarnished were exiled as a result, and people quickly forgot about the whole things.
Thats canon, its in the lore.
On jah
This vid was awesome. Great pacing and storytelling. The camera angles were amazing.
Two days before the land of shadows hears boss music 🗣🔥
Dark Tark try not to bring the ”mythical cut scene” up challenge.
I... never knew. It's mind blowing. The pale zombie-dudes, have one eyeball. My life is now forever changed. Thank you Dark Tark-Senpai.
Wow, I was watching your videos all night and who would have though another one would release today
14:53 hes right behind me isnt he ahhh turn
This whole alien mumbo jumbo reminds of that meteor that captured the dinosaurs and flew off with them into space, around hundreds of years ago. Where are they know, I wonder
Coming off from my long ass exam and just in time for some tark, lovely
I completely understand now its all coming together the "Aliens" of Elden Ring all have crazy foot fetishes
True
Patiently waiting for u to do this series on the dlc
It's too early for lore videos. Lore master tark, you okay?
The elevator in weeping was the moment I knew I loved this game. I found it and said I’ll go down it tomorrow I came back next day wondering where it could lead one long ass elevator later the elevator opens and the sky fills with stars my jaw was in the floor
Recently found your channel and I just wanted to say you’re an absolute legend mate. Love your videos, keep it up 🫶🏼
It's a damn tragedy they didn't give you a review copy of erdtree
This man is able to joke himself into one of the most compelling eternal cities theories out there
my man slip a deep rock soundtrack and expect me not to notice 4:20
. ROCK AND STONE!!
"Fuori fa caldo, ma dentro fa freddo" is literally the base concept of Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree
Self love is watching Dark Tark videos. This is the TRUE begin to cry.
A dark tark video? The crop is bountiful this season 🙏🔥
Can't wait for "what's the deal with Messmer's fade to black bang cutscene" next month
What's the deal with 18 inches of Messmer?
im going to enjoy this video to the fullest, thank you Dark Tark
The Dragonkin Soldiers are EVAs
That DBD chase music at 0:55 ❤❤❤
i love macdonalds toys
They were better before kids started choking on them
This guy sneakily became my favorite youtuber
🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 Tark blessing us
i never fail to click a video by darktark with the title whats the deal with for it not to be a lore video WHY DARK TARK WHY1!!!1!!
This is such a gift. Thank you Dark.
*_"OOOOOOHHHHH!!!!! Who lives in the caverns, Under the night's sacred grounds???"_*
_"ThE nOxTeLlAiN's!!!"_
Maybe im just very stoned but i cant stop laughing at 2:50. Just kinda looping it over and over
You need to do a sequel to the divorce video, that way you can elaborate further on the divorces, including the DLC ones.
I didn't know that the finger slayer blade could slay fingers thank you for providing such educational facts
Would love your takes on Godwin or Miquella more!
i've already started work on godwyn and fia but i'll make videos about the DLC first
@@DarkTark interesting theory of Radagon being a tear of sorts, that would’ve been weird if true, I still can’t help but think that in the trailer that when she spoke about Miquella’s blinding strength that that would be mention Godwyn himself. Might be wrong, maybe his soul did die on the night of black knives or Miquella saved him somehow, wasn’t sure.
I'm surprised you didn't mention how gravity is a type in the game that does bonus damage against itself. Thus making it so that Astel suffers from extreme self-loathing issues due to his parents not being married. Truly the message is that the only way to overcome self-loathing is with self-love and more self-loathing.
Another dark tark elden ring video makes another good day
When I fought the mimic tear I got him to 69% health and a spontaneous fade to black bang cutscene happened
I love using gliststone breath against the spheres and watching them try to move forward failing miserably.
Astel’s arena plays into the idea that he stole the sky but if you actually look at the “sky” you’ll see it’s actually stones in the rocks on the cave ceiling. It just gives the impression of a night sky with stars due to the dark blue hue and fog. Clever bit of environmental storytelling
Thia just made my morning!
i didn't expect the "thumbnail" to have "thumb" "nail"s.
Your elden ring videos are my favorite content period. Im hoping for more great videos now that the dlc is out
I can only imagine what it would be like to watch this dude do a video on the Metal Gear series
Dark Tark doing God's work by refusing to let the world forget about the BP oil spill.
cant wait to see your life changing representations of the lore of the dlc when it comes out
But what if frienzied flame tho?
Aww sweet, real time discovering new tuber.
How is the guy not the biggest souls youtuber? He is the best! It's in the lore!!!
Between the self-ship fanfic and the horrors of the global oil industry, its safe to say youve made another banger. I forgot how massive this area was
4:33 nice one with the DRG music in the back
I'm getting older and pickier by the day, but wow your videos never cease to tickle me absolutely fucking pink. You are hilarious, and if you do the majority of your editing, you are an awesome editor. You rock.
Continue these videos for the dlc please🙏
Fighting your mimic with the martial arts moveset will be sweet.
Yoyogi-koen
Dude made me laugh 5 seconds in with that Gulf of Mexico joke lol
You can never tell what this guy is gonna say next
HELL YEAHHHH NEW VIDEO
I'd really like a volcano manor video that would be so rad
Ohhhhh boy everyone's favorite Antartican is back AGAIN with another banger 🔥💯😤
Helped me explore the game before fighting the fire giant . Thanks
POV you are evil Dark Tark: Hello, I am Light Tark
As a dutch person i can verify that we come from the mountaintop of the giants
Dark tark finally joins the "divorced" tier. Did it feel like atlas plateau?
@7:13 overwatch is now called valorant, its in the lore
1:18 you perfectly encasulapted what does it feels to play elden ring for the first time haha
Ah yes the iconic fade to black bang cutscene returns
The king out of nowhere was wild
Dark Tark has changed the way i speak. Its cannon, its in the lore.
Is it just me or was there no " This is the true prepare to crie " ?
I love your videos and i look forward to watching each one i love the sound of your voice
Greetings, Lore Master Tark
YEESSSSS Dark my beloved Uploaded lets gooo
Hello
Bonus points for connecting Elden Ring to a kind of Dark Forest scenario
If Vaati is a college professor, Tark is our dormmate who's super into his class but doesn't want us to _think_ he's super into it because liking things makes you weak and lame so he puts in a bunch of irreverent jokes while you eat pizza and then you make out later.
Subscribing looked great on my resume and now I have a $500k job, def would recommend
Youre the only ER YT I would legit spoil the DLC over if you released content about it.
Tark of the Dark, I beseech thee, enlighten us on Messmers mommy issues
As an Irish person, hearing Siofra being pronounced correctly by a non-Irish person is just 🤌
I like to think the lands between wad built ontop on the eternal cities, because of all the wierd giant stonework everywhere on the coasts and around the plateau.
You are truly the greatest of all tarks