I POORLY TRANSLATED New Super Mario Bros. U!

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  • Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
  • Everyone is loving the Google Translate videos, so let's keep 'em coming! This is an old mod I started but never finished as a sequel to the NSMBW video. I don't really want to finish it but this video shows everything I managed to do! Download: www.dropbox.co...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 552

  • @rushilu3315
    @rushilu3315 4 роки тому +187

    7:30 - "Now you're just taking the piss"
    7:33 - "Diseased catheters"

  • @aguythatexists8318
    @aguythatexists8318 4 роки тому +514

    “Don’t skip this one!” **Ad plays**

    • @MayroSMM
      @MayroSMM  4 роки тому +163

      I'm glad I remembered to put one there lmao

    • @LilyBilly225
      @LilyBilly225 4 роки тому +21

      Mayro you’re good at placing all those ads pfft-

    • @Xetheon
      @Xetheon 4 роки тому +24

      Haha I skipped it anyway
      Edit, the ad was unskipable.

    • @elijahdage5523
      @elijahdage5523 4 роки тому +9

      I didn't skip it. It was 6 long.

    • @nou7474
      @nou7474 4 роки тому +9

      i didnt get an ad get rekt

  • @Naehiro
    @Naehiro 3 роки тому +17

    0:31
    "I started as a god" is actually a really good name for the first world.

  • @babydeen6146
    @babydeen6146 4 роки тому +193

    I didn't know that sofas had terms and conditions

    • @Mettyspaghetti
      @Mettyspaghetti 4 роки тому +15

      You have to sit on them the right way or they will kick you off

    • @MasterMario
      @MasterMario 4 роки тому +7

      Do you agree to the terms and conditions to sit on this sofa?

    • @IanC14
      @IanC14 4 роки тому +7

      The new Smart Sofa™ by Samsung.

    • @meechmushrooms
      @meechmushrooms 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah it's on those tags on the back that say "do not remove under penalty of law"
      Those were the _original_ terms and conditions that people just blindly accepted for some reason. Who knows what I unknowingly consented to when I purchased my sofa 10 years ago. Is it bugged? Maybe that's how they serve me personalized ads online. There's just a lone microphone embedded in my recliner and I didn't read the fine print. Makes more sense than Facebook reading my mind tbh.

    • @gabobei1991
      @gabobei1991 4 роки тому

      "The intent is to provide customers with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different sofas."

  • @riahlexington
    @riahlexington 3 роки тому +21

    I love when she says “now you’re just taking the piss” and the next level is diseased catheters.

  • @nemogaming6552
    @nemogaming6552 4 роки тому +163

    Hey I’m so happy to be featured with the plus button 😇

  • @meowdreemurr7430
    @meowdreemurr7430 3 роки тому +9

    never ask
    a woman: their age
    a man: their salary
    John: their nephew

  • @DubstepJoltik
    @DubstepJoltik 4 роки тому +119

    There's like twenty people listed in "no localization" and it really shows in the final product

  • @nishuthetissue6672
    @nishuthetissue6672 4 роки тому +211

    I don't know about you guys, but I don't like Beck Kessel.

    • @virus69420
      @virus69420 4 роки тому +5

      I dont like John, I think he is his cousin.

    • @BeezyCheans
      @BeezyCheans 4 роки тому +4

      You may need the trust of Alfred Barche. I bet they don't like Beck Kessel either.

    • @ojw8475
      @ojw8475 4 роки тому +5

      And then there’s that Akel Curns guy... The mystery deepens.

    • @badlydrawnmedievallion6832
      @badlydrawnmedievallion6832 3 роки тому

      Ever heard of Riftar Ko Bhank? Hes a pearl collector

  • @Jann75
    @Jann75 4 роки тому +54

    "In order of Jann"
    Why are the levels in order of myself? And HOW can the levels be in it!?! Seriously, does anyone know? 'Cuz not gonna lie, my order is W E I R D.

  • @ZsNOTCute
    @ZsNOTCute 4 роки тому +306

    She really loves Quag... It's become an addiction!

    • @HyLion
      @HyLion 4 роки тому +87

      Is it really considered an addiction when the human body was objectively designed to have a Quag obsession?

    • @elijahdage5523
      @elijahdage5523 4 роки тому +28

      It's only an addiction if it's negatively affecting your life.

    • @TheHeadphoneCat
      @TheHeadphoneCat 4 роки тому +20

      As she SHOULD

    • @pokemich8417
      @pokemich8417 4 роки тому +12

      Really? I thought quag loved mayro

    • @patrickboner
      @patrickboner 4 роки тому +8

      Addiction is measured by the negative
      This has no negative

  • @pipefreakingtime9937
    @pipefreakingtime9937 4 роки тому +119

    This is the hardest I laughed in my lifetime

  • @puffy3176
    @puffy3176 4 роки тому +93

    I Poorly Translated the title of this video...
    I declare this video's title is now
    FOREX IS SUPER MARIO PALAMA

    • @sophiebubbles07
      @sophiebubbles07 3 роки тому

      Obama will save us

    • @retroryan838
      @retroryan838 2 роки тому

      What languages did you use to get those results?

    • @puffy3176
      @puffy3176 2 роки тому

      @@retroryan838 dont remember, but I mostly just click languages at random anyways

    • @Hybrid_Quagsire
      @Hybrid_Quagsire Рік тому +1

      We eat the baby

  • @hurt4322
    @hurt4322 4 роки тому +35

    I started as a god...
    Come, my friend. I will show you my history.
    In here, John's nephew is him.
    In here, it is very cold.
    And this is just another forest.
    These are the puppy stones, Cloud.
    You can buy these in a shop.
    Now, I shall leave. You may not understand this, but you will soon.
    PORT ASGAR PORT ASGAR! *leaves*
    *reveals new final fantasy game*

    • @karilizard3667
      @karilizard3667 3 роки тому

      ah yes, lets ignore one of the most unecesary levels in cold.

    • @karilizard3667
      @karilizard3667 3 роки тому

      anyways I started as a god so come my freind I will show you John's nephew is him mind the cold tempreture and theres anothor fricking forest at least theres pupy stones but it's next to a fricking cloud, anyways what do want to buy at a shop, a demon?.
      Oh I forgot port asgar port asgar.

  • @SweeterNova
    @SweeterNova 4 роки тому +27

    "What level do you want to play in NSMBU?"
    "I want to play Aaaa"

    • @HorseEater
      @HorseEater 3 роки тому +1

      Can we play Fortunate! Fortunate! Fortunate! instead?

    • @itstherealmario81
      @itstherealmario81 Рік тому

      Why can't we just play Chip Chop over the Sea? That level goes crazy.
      Also, home with fang.

  • @AlexB-dw6yw
    @AlexB-dw6yw 4 роки тому +30

    I poorly translated the title to this:
    But we have more Allen.

  • @joeyg2343
    @joeyg2343 4 роки тому +18

    “Dangerous for you”..... this is the most accurate level name

  • @MisterHunterWolf
    @MisterHunterWolf 4 роки тому +55

    "John's nephew is him-" is clearly the sequel to U.N. Owen was her?

  • @TG03
    @TG03 4 роки тому +100

    Why yes, I do have a Wii UA GamePad.

    • @Sigma_San
      @Sigma_San 3 роки тому +2

      I don't even have a Wii UA.

  • @rafethepotato5279
    @rafethepotato5279 4 роки тому +42

    I don’t think mayro has the trust of Alfred Barche

  • @SlashJaye
    @SlashJaye 4 роки тому +10

    ah yes, i like playing in my 3 favourite stages: L, Aaaa and *b i b l e*

  • @coos8730
    @coos8730 4 роки тому +39

    I got to “diseased catheters” and had mini ptsd bc catheters are not fun being inserted with zero painkillers

    • @piggyman-st8iu
      @piggyman-st8iu 4 роки тому

      I had 3 of my 4 wisdom teeth removed, and they didn’t even put me through laughing gas. It was a mess of anesthesia shots, crying (by yours truly) and feeling my teeth being ripped apart. Wonderful experience. And I still have to get my 4th one removed. Greeeeat.

    • @coos8730
      @coos8730 4 роки тому

      piggyman2004 the joys of no anaesthesia

  • @5hyguy42
    @5hyguy42 4 роки тому +16

    This video is beautiful. So perfect. Case and point: “bouncy bouncy cloud bouncy”

    • @woomyngyes1664
      @woomyngyes1664 3 роки тому +1

      GIVE TIMESTAMP WHERE YOU SEE THIS

    • @5hyguy42
      @5hyguy42 3 роки тому

      @@woomyngyes1664 bouncy bouncy cloud bouncy 7:50

  • @RhythmicWaluigi
    @RhythmicWaluigi 3 роки тому +6

    11:33 "B I B L E"
    Me:(Gets an ad about the Bible)
    Also Me:WHAT IN THE NAME OF QUAGSIRE

  • @Pillogamer-jk3yc
    @Pillogamer-jk3yc 4 роки тому +10

    6:38 The laugh is priceless

  • @emidemi7211
    @emidemi7211 4 роки тому +13

    "John's nephew is him" is one of the best phrases I've ever heard.
    "Bible" is a close second.

    • @ng-zi8im
      @ng-zi8im 2 роки тому

      what about stretch deer

  • @kitschyglitch5201
    @kitschyglitch5201 4 роки тому +11

    5:28
    when mayro sees "tuberculosis":
    when she sees "puzzle blood": I don't want to go in this... it's got puzzle blood!

  • @nathanskretkowicz4705
    @nathanskretkowicz4705 3 роки тому +8

    7:52 bouncy bouncy cloud bouncy

  • @Lunallian
    @Lunallian 4 роки тому +20

    These level names just sound like mario maker levels rather than NSMBU haha

  • @hallowlitten1018
    @hallowlitten1018 4 роки тому +10

    I love how the level named “Let’s ignore” is my least favorite level

  • @MyurrDurr
    @MyurrDurr 4 роки тому +7

    When she was talking to the wiggler.... THAT WAS SO ADORABLE

    • @TabbyGa_
      @TabbyGa_ 3 роки тому

      @@blumepiano She* Mayro is non-binary and wants to be considered as female. Don’t correct people if you don’t know anything

    • @blumepiano
      @blumepiano 3 роки тому

      @@TabbyGa_ Oops sorry ^^;

    • @TabbyGa_
      @TabbyGa_ 3 роки тому

      @@blumepiano It’s ok I’m just trying to support Mayro

  • @andromedaphoenix
    @andromedaphoenix 4 роки тому +13

    "Vissing not going out or going around"
    Good to see our buddy Vissing is following quarantine guidelines.

  • @spookwav
    @spookwav 4 роки тому +37

    I love these videos.
    gooG tranSlat

  • @grfrjiglstan
    @grfrjiglstan 4 роки тому +10

    9:47 Ah yes, my favorite unreleased Dr. Seuss book.
    Also, L is real, guys!

  • @raggedystar8255
    @raggedystar8255 3 роки тому +5

    10:01 When a Dalek finds a penny on the ground

  • @JOOT49
    @JOOT49 4 роки тому +17

    These translate videos are getting funnier each time! Keep em coming mayro!

  • @riahlexington
    @riahlexington 2 роки тому +2

    My favorite moments:
    0:31 “I started as a god”
    0:40 “Kalgach’s the Kansas”
    1:26 “good”
    1:37 “ran ranaaa ran ran ran ran”
    1:54 “you do not like Beck Kessel”
    2:45 “she is afraid of mushroom”
    2:54 “sincerely”
    3:02 “who is Saiyak?? … P.”
    3:34 “John, what do you have to say for yourself!”
    3:52 “freeze jazz”
    3:58 “what’s my name?”
    4:51 “the word turbid is turbid”
    5:05 “WHO IS ALFRED BARCHE…oh he’s a topless guy”
    5:26 “WHO? IS? AKEL? KERNS?”
    5:51 “fursuits do tend to make a person a bit bigger, I’ll give you that”
    6:40 *snorts* “aaaaaaaaaaah!”
    7:16 “I’m going to bed now”
    7:32 “now you’re just taking the piss!”…*diseased catheters
    7:53 “BOUNCY BOUNCY CLOUD BOUNCY!”
    8:09 “BIBLE????????”
    8:38 “HASH FASH?????”
    8:53 “take care of dry”
    9:17: “earn money, Koji Kondo!Ego! Ego again! Money!”
    9:32: “NO LOCOLIZATION-I Can tell there’s no localization!
    10:13 “twenty-seven!”
    11:06 “dog! Courses!”
    11:24 “ten pole? Par powl?? Pang pole???”

  • @demicantthink8401
    @demicantthink8401 4 роки тому +22

    Everyones favourite levels
    Fan jelly
    L
    Bouncy Bouncy Cloud Bouncy
    Bible
    Stretched Dear
    Yoshi ' s
    *Aaaaaa*

    • @thatonemuffin4570
      @thatonemuffin4570 4 роки тому +3

      Port asgar port asgar

    • @demicantthink8401
      @demicantthink8401 4 роки тому +2

      Fortunate! Fortunate! FORTUNATE!

    • @murphmariotwopointoh7714
      @murphmariotwopointoh7714 4 роки тому +1

      The third toaster is the third coaster

    • @hurt4322
      @hurt4322 4 роки тому +1

      Freeze Jazz

    • @pablesm
      @pablesm Місяць тому

      Vissing, not going out or going around
      Meteor Trench
      Diseased Catheters
      Fortress of the fortress
      Hash Fash

  • @black0ut21
    @black0ut21 4 роки тому +6

    It’s official guys she is not afraid of mushroom

  • @dumasu5453
    @dumasu5453 4 роки тому +66

    Karen's favorite level is "post on facebook"

  • @firecat1298
    @firecat1298 3 роки тому +2

    6:38 that describes the thing that's used to translate perfectly

  • @Kuvina
    @Kuvina 4 роки тому +5

    7:58
    you gave up in the end? I'm sad to hear that, but I encourage you to keep on trying. I believe in you Mayro

  • @Octol1ng
    @Octol1ng 4 роки тому +6

    Wowie, I actually was at this stream...
    Whatever, *_I STARTED AS A GOD._*

  • @SubleafGaming
    @SubleafGaming 4 роки тому +9

    Remember Kids: Crumple or Do Not Spending

  • @shupp6267
    @shupp6267 4 роки тому +9

    Someone: "Whaddya think about this mod?"
    Me: IT IS GOOD

  • @benro6564
    @benro6564 4 роки тому +2

    "TenPole!? PAR POWL?! Pang Pole!?"
    -Mayro, 2020

  • @godomoths2582
    @godomoths2582 4 роки тому +7

    Its 2am and im laughing so hard at this video that i probably wake everyone else up. This is hilarious. Thanns

  • @Aleks-hp8pr
    @Aleks-hp8pr 4 роки тому +10

    Well, if one of the levels is called “Bible” this game must be holy

  • @kaisipe412
    @kaisipe412 4 роки тому +17

    Mayro, my girl, you're doing God's work.

  • @madlad255
    @madlad255 4 роки тому +4

    Good thing the credits worked, I was actually crying in laughter XD

  • @hword5notsoofficial803
    @hword5notsoofficial803 4 роки тому +2

    The fact that Iggy's castle is Aaaa is absolutely perfect

  • @epicstar86
    @epicstar86 4 роки тому +25

    I am *SUPER* concerned about the level "She is afraid of the mushroom" does she mean like a super mushroom or a super rocket under your pants?

  • @BronzeSpaceComet
    @BronzeSpaceComet 4 роки тому +8

    I’m glad to know Koji Kondo has contributed to this game by earning money

  • @kooskoos1234
    @kooskoos1234 4 роки тому +2

    I can definitely say that if somebody watched this video and didn’t sub they don’t like good things because this is the best type of video to have ever exist and when you have best type of video + Mayro you get best vid on UA-cam.
    Edit: apperantly I can’t spell OR grammar. English. Yes.

  • @neon_does_things4941
    @neon_does_things4941 3 роки тому +5

    “If we engraved the glasses real quick”
    Mayro-2020

  • @jedbh1196
    @jedbh1196 4 роки тому +4

    I generally love your content and I only found out about your channel recently :) Keep it going!!

  • @ExtemTheHedgehogLol
    @ExtemTheHedgehogLol 3 роки тому +1

    from google: "Founded on 31 March 1892 Beck Kassel CBS ( Christopher Beck & Sons) were a family business based in Kassel Germany, producing optical instruments, primarily binoculars. Following war time destruction of their premises in 1944, the company restarted production in 1948, this time concentrating on high quality binoculars."

  • @StevenPersonal
    @StevenPersonal 4 роки тому +2

    You got this one up fast I'm proud

  • @jacobcasely8045
    @jacobcasely8045 4 роки тому +2

    This is absolutely a jam plan.

  • @skyler948
    @skyler948 4 роки тому +1

    0:30 you were always a god!

  • @coos8730
    @coos8730 4 роки тому +8

    I live to “The stay death”

  • @keeb7963
    @keeb7963 4 роки тому +4

    This is the best video you've made in a while, I was laughing my ass off lol

  • @L1N3R1D3R
    @L1N3R1D3R 4 роки тому +2

    "Vissing, not going out or going around"
    I don't know what vissing is, but that still describes 2020 accurately.

  • @Usernamestill_Available
    @Usernamestill_Available 4 роки тому +4

    0:25-0:28
    The game says that it is, too a Jam plan and that it is good. Not sure what a “jam plan” is but I’ll take the game’s advice and say it is good.
    Also hello mayro

  • @anacutrale5299
    @anacutrale5299 2 роки тому +2

    “I started as a god” is underated

  • @woomyngyes1664
    @woomyngyes1664 3 роки тому +3

    sisooall is actually engagement rings and a laundry service. Thank you google.

  • @Ataraxia2005
    @Ataraxia2005 4 роки тому +2

    I absolutely loved this vid. Thankyou for posting such amazing content. Aaaaaa

  • @treehousegames7903
    @treehousegames7903 3 роки тому +3

    I'm going to make a rom hack of SMBU where all the levels are their google translated versions
    Examples: Walnut Road grounds now features walnuts, Inclined the entire level is tilted slightly, ect.

  • @FuelFire
    @FuelFire 3 роки тому +3

    I basically lost 99% of my functional brain watching this...

  • @riahlexington
    @riahlexington 4 роки тому +1

    “What’s my name? Do I have to also play the level or can I just ask my name.”

  • @reginaanderson6733
    @reginaanderson6733 4 роки тому +5

    I’ve been waiting for this one.....

  • @starleaf-luna
    @starleaf-luna 3 роки тому +2

    Alternate title: NSMBU but Drunk Toad wrote All the text in the game

  • @starstar3887
    @starstar3887 3 роки тому +3

    Knowing Mayro can’t pronounce tuberculosis just makes her all the more wholesome...

  • @AFinnInTime
    @AFinnInTime 4 роки тому +1

    This is one of the most entertaining videos mayro ever made, really liked this one :)

  • @epichickensoup
    @epichickensoup 4 роки тому +3

    I've never laughed so hard I cried before. This was an excellent video.

  • @teamawesomeness7137
    @teamawesomeness7137 3 роки тому +2

    2:49 "she is afraid of mushroom" was referring to an invisible girl in-universe

  • @ilEagle3696
    @ilEagle3696 3 роки тому +2

    i poorly translated the description
    Everyone likes the translated Vogue video, please check it out! The two modem disassemblers I started did not end like the NSMWB video. I hate to finish it, I am looking for the largest size possible! Application

    • @b0w23r7
      @b0w23r7 3 роки тому

      *Application*

  • @thiscommenter180
    @thiscommenter180 4 роки тому +5

    It’s not random. All of it is the most intelligent figures of speech that not even us can understand

  • @abyss7093
    @abyss7093 3 роки тому +3

    World map: says Aaaaa
    Me: *dies of laughter*

  • @dekwin
    @dekwin 4 роки тому +1

    mayro has given us content we consume his content and i want more bro

  • @MadWeegee
    @MadWeegee 3 роки тому +1

    Mayro: exists
    The game: *SHE IS AFRAID OF MUSHROOM*

  • @mrxlgames7679
    @mrxlgames7679 4 роки тому +3

    Mayro should do a video of random clips without context, would be hilarious

  • @jamesfritz6529
    @jamesfritz6529 4 роки тому +4

    These are my 3 favorite things all at once, google translate, nsmb, and mayro!

  • @Hello_Cheesecake
    @Hello_Cheesecake 2 роки тому

    I've watched this video about a million times, and you'd think it wouldn't be funny anymore, but you couldn't be wronger!
    Still absolutely hilarious.

  • @joshuablackwood2159
    @joshuablackwood2159 2 роки тому +3

    John's nephew is him. John what do you have to say for yourself. Mayro 2020

  • @lucasknox9694
    @lucasknox9694 4 роки тому +1

    First world: I started as a god
    Just before the final world: Bible
    Google Translate thinks of itself as a prophet

  • @Davidpoland2005
    @Davidpoland2005 3 роки тому +1

    this is if mario had chapters instead of worlds and two of them are "i was a god in the beginning" and "another forest"

  • @crimsonstormsurge
    @crimsonstormsurge 4 роки тому

    SO HAPPY THIS IS BECOMING A FULL VIDEO AS WELL AS STREAMS

  • @MegaU
    @MegaU 4 роки тому +1

    This video was honestly hilarious. A shame I missed the stream but this is an amazing video, as always Mayro.

  • @jacksonwetherall6733
    @jacksonwetherall6733 4 роки тому +4

    Teacher: I want you to study this video and gain all knowledge from it

  • @22laws22
    @22laws22 4 роки тому +1

    0:31 I laughed too hard at this

  • @b1nary_f1nary
    @b1nary_f1nary 3 роки тому +1

    These episodes have me crying laughing dude, please do more

  • @CHILLIN2540
    @CHILLIN2540 2 роки тому

    Istg the credits are just so much better than the rest and I have no idea why

  • @jamsistired
    @jamsistired Рік тому +1

    the fact that they pronounced tuberculosis like that, it’s honestly the most surprising thing about this video

  • @hadikassir9958
    @hadikassir9958 4 роки тому +2

    This video was so hilarious.
    Also..... Bible.
    Yes please.

  • @SteelCrustacean
    @SteelCrustacean 4 роки тому +3

    7:15
    SO.
    L WAS REAL, EH?

  • @creeperking8702
    @creeperking8702 3 роки тому +2

    11:33 bible
    (Ad plays): you know the Bible is a very important book
    Me: of all the ad’s that could’ve played at that moment what are the chances that that ad played right there

  • @sansthefunnyskeleton8606
    @sansthefunnyskeleton8606 Рік тому +2

    10:39 damn i'd love getting a car from new work

  • @originalcharacter2459
    @originalcharacter2459 3 роки тому +1

    “Not going out or not going around” hits harder than it should

  • @helencaldwell2964
    @helencaldwell2964 3 роки тому +1

    I pulled a muscle yesterday, this hurts to watch because when I laugh the muscle hurts