Google Translating Mario Party 9 for 50 HOURS Was Absolutely Terrifying

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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
  • Edited by NinTyler: / jsmash49
    Thought Mario Party 9 was bad? Google Translate has your back! I don't think it's a bad game myself but it's definitely a step down from past installments. But regardless of mechanics, Google Translate can bring joy to any game by absolutely destroying the text.
    Worship v1.2 is officially complete so I'll be plonking the download further down the description. This was a really fun mod to create and there are still lots more videos on the subject to be made! Next stop was supposed to be Super Mario Odyssey, but I don't think I'll get it done before the 3D World port comes out and I really want to run that through Google Translate when I get it. Gonna have to buy it twice to get the coverage done when I want it which sucks but there we go.
    Complete download: www.dropbox.co...
    If someone wants to turn this into a riivolution patch for me, I'll update the link. But I'm not sure how to do that tbh.
    ✮✮✮✪Playlist!✪✮✮✮
    Google Translate: • Google Translate | Mayro
    #PoorlyTranslated #MarioParty9 #IAcceptQuagsire

КОМЕНТАРІ • 409

  • @AQ_Noops
    @AQ_Noops 3 роки тому +786

    I didn’t know there was so much arousal in Mario Party.

  • @voidmaster2651
    @voidmaster2651 3 роки тому +561

    Mario Party is a bad example. After everyone has *Been Aroused* they do a *Skip Class*

    • @natethepianist5845
      @natethepianist5845 3 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @PimasterJ
      @PimasterJ 3 роки тому +18

      It must be all those ministers.

    • @foxtail286
      @foxtail286 3 роки тому +2

      @@PimasterJ so many choices

    • @iantaakalla8180
      @iantaakalla8180 3 роки тому +8

      The ministers are still hated. Sometimes half of the are taken away, sometimes ten, and in a Cuban Revolution they are just freely distributed, as if they were cheap collectible objects.

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 3 роки тому +4

      1:58 “Do you understand? The one who loses this little game will win!”

  • @KoenDerp
    @KoenDerp 3 роки тому +452

    8:25 did anyone notice "shy guy" got translated to "woman"

    • @loek7531
      @loek7531 3 роки тому +39

      Shy gal

    • @MostMetalRowan
      @MostMetalRowan 3 роки тому +69

      TRANS RIGHTS

    • @melvint-p9500
      @melvint-p9500 3 роки тому +36

      @@MostMetalRowan Oh god someone mentioned something LGBTQ+ related in a comment section oh fuck the replies are going to be awful

    • @MegaU
      @MegaU 3 роки тому +12

      @@MostMetalRowan very based

    • @MostMetalRowan
      @MostMetalRowan 3 роки тому +4

      @@MegaU True!

  • @kogmawmain8872
    @kogmawmain8872 3 роки тому +173

    "What's your favourite language?"
    "Worship"

    • @reginaanderson6733
      @reginaanderson6733 3 роки тому +5

      The ministers are very good at teaching that language

    • @hazzabomb707
      @hazzabomb707 3 роки тому +4

      who the hell comes up to you and just says “What’s your favourite language?”

    • @kogmawmain8872
      @kogmawmain8872 3 роки тому +2

      @@hazzabomb707 LOL
      I guess that is a very rare question ngl

  • @johnnymind4151
    @johnnymind4151 3 роки тому +113

    That game in Apple Watch was something else, I don't think I've ever seen neither a CPU as dumb as Shermend Lakk nor someone get more than 100 ministers in a single game.

  • @catriamflockentanz
    @catriamflockentanz 3 роки тому +27

    15:19 "Broken Dictionary" is the most honest thing in this whole translation.

  • @musicalmoongirl5055
    @musicalmoongirl5055 3 роки тому +71

    "Can everybody please stop getting aroused and wet, we're trying to play a boardgame here!"

  • @chaoticentityq9974
    @chaoticentityq9974 3 роки тому +92

    Imagine a fan makes a google translated anti piracy screen for this google translated game, i would if i knew how

  • @blacky6552
    @blacky6552 3 роки тому +28

    I translated the first paragraph of the description, I think its pretty good:
    What is the Mario party doing in the ninth world? The Google search engine is great. Unlike narcissism, unity is not narcissism, narcissism is narcissism. For example, you can see search engine optimization, Google results, search results, and search engine ranking.

    • @kiakat15
      @kiakat15 3 роки тому +7

      Google is narcissistic indeed lol

    • @b0w23r7
      @b0w23r7 3 роки тому +1

      "Narcissism is Narcissism"

  • @magiccougar7836
    @magiccougar7836 3 роки тому +216

    See me shining in the thumbnail 😎

    • @Grane1234
      @Grane1234 3 роки тому +11

      Are you THE Magic Cougar? 😱

    • @thewholecircus
      @thewholecircus 3 роки тому +2

      I like your funny words, magic cougar

    • @mysticmeowstic5524
      @mysticmeowstic5524 3 роки тому

      don't worry, one day you'll beat love and get all of the ministers, for I believe in ya!

    • @mystak3n
      @mystak3n 3 роки тому +2

      Aha there you are give me back my ministers

    • @thewholecircus
      @thewholecircus 3 роки тому

      @@shermendlakk *the youtube commentary community would like to know your location*

  • @L1N3R1D3R
    @L1N3R1D3R 3 роки тому +16

    One-word translations:
    1:58 The less successful sibling of "Thomp".
    5:45 The more successful sibling of "Rum".
    7:26 The even less successful version of "Rum".

  • @Elyboi_IsYes
    @Elyboi_IsYes 3 роки тому +90

    Dysphoria be like: 1:32

    • @jenniferlakatos586
      @jenniferlakatos586 3 роки тому +1

      Me irl

    • @fwoofboi652
      @fwoofboi652 3 роки тому +1

      Me irl

    • @Sweetie.21
      @Sweetie.21 3 роки тому +1

      I didn't know what part of the video that took me to, but that's so relatable. The way she said it is just perfect.

    • @fwoofboi652
      @fwoofboi652 3 роки тому +6

      @@Sweetie.21 I may be wrong but I think Mayro is a trans girl

    • @wilsonsilva2918
      @wilsonsilva2918 3 роки тому

      shut up trannosaurus rex

  • @cowbellfreak
    @cowbellfreak 3 роки тому +50

    Omg it's the zoom in while making a creepy joke for me 4:46

    • @GravitySucksGD
      @GravitySucksGD 3 роки тому +3

      Creepy as in the emotion or creepyproduce?

    • @cowbellfreak
      @cowbellfreak 3 роки тому +2

      @@GravitySucksGD The one about the UA-camr

    • @nightmareman328
      @nightmareman328 3 роки тому +1

      I thought your grammar was bad because you were quoting one of the translated parts and then I realized you were using zoomer speak.

    • @cowbellfreak
      @cowbellfreak 3 роки тому

      @@nightmareman328 My b, I edited it to make it easier to read

  • @biddleeewho4181
    @biddleeewho4181 3 роки тому +32

    After not watching this channel for a while, I gotta say, I love the rapid fire editing. It makes the videos so much funnier.

  • @lavamander6421
    @lavamander6421 3 роки тому +45

    0:40 my favorite space, JESUS CHRIST

  • @pufflemaster348
    @pufflemaster348 3 роки тому +164

    Twitter: Exists
    Celebrities: 7:13

  • @judethomas6400
    @judethomas6400 3 роки тому +34

    "We need the Cuban Revolution!"
    Oh, so Mayro is Fidel Castro. That's nice.

  • @exploslug
    @exploslug 3 роки тому +33

    my favorite mode, *Raising.*

  • @quryshna
    @quryshna 3 роки тому +15

    these are so fun! and NinTyler's editing adds to the fun 5/5 Quags

  • @chaoticentityq9974
    @chaoticentityq9974 3 роки тому +25

    I dont know what takes longer:
    Translating this game or trying to translate Super Paper Mario (a heavy text based wii game, quite possible the most text out of all the paper mario games)

    • @EricMcNugget
      @EricMcNugget 3 роки тому +1

      Most of the dialogue in Super Paper Mario is actual text as far as I know as opposed to images.

    • @b1nary_f1nary
      @b1nary_f1nary 3 роки тому

      @@EricMcNugget As it is in mario party, he wouldn't be able to change them other wise

  • @yourlocalfrenchmemedealer
    @yourlocalfrenchmemedealer 3 роки тому +33

    No one:
    Popular meme's comment section: 18:21

  • @jdjxkducieopdkhwbs
    @jdjxkducieopdkhwbs 3 роки тому +18

    for those looking for the thumbnail 14:04

  • @GogiRegion
    @GogiRegion 3 роки тому +26

    I feel like I’m listening to a drunk woman just her complete nonsense as I smile and nod to it as it’s oddly entertaining.

    • @FrizellaTheBee
      @FrizellaTheBee 3 роки тому

      Wait wait wait wait wait wait
      Mayro... Is a girl?

  • @Quadruple__U
    @Quadruple__U 3 роки тому +12

    I gotta love how one of these Minigames are called “Weaver Diarrhea” 3:30

  • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
    @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 3 роки тому +6

    1:58 “Do you understand? The one who loses this little game will win!”

  • @bernian4
    @bernian4 3 роки тому +4

    14:46
    Hey all, Scott here!
    Hey all, Scott here!
    Hey all, Scott here!
    Hey all, Scott here!
    Hey all, Scott here!
    Hey all, Scott here!
    Hey all, Scott here!
    Hey all, Scott here!
    Hey all, Scott here!
    Hey all, Scott here!

  • @sluggy4574
    @sluggy4574 3 роки тому +65

    sing about wooper more often
    !!!!!!!!!!

    • @Perryace
      @Perryace 3 роки тому +6

      Found it 3:20
      Very nice

  • @ambient2153
    @ambient2153 3 роки тому +3

    7:21 accurate description of joycons

  • @markymark443
    @markymark443 3 роки тому +7

    1:11 English class exam questions be like "What does the author mean when he/she says this?"

  • @ozzie6447
    @ozzie6447 3 роки тому +7

    Humour has gotten so strange these days that I laughed way too hard when all you said was “Todd Yolo”
    I’m not complaining

  • @kaypi1259
    @kaypi1259 3 роки тому +12

    "Love, Handle"
    clearly the names are side effects of the arousal

  • @TrainiaxMKW
    @TrainiaxMKW 3 роки тому +79

    WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF
    I mean, I’m glad because it’s hilarious but
    WHY

  • @MadWeegee
    @MadWeegee 3 роки тому +4

    3:34 wait...
    *YOU CAN TIE IN MARIO PARTY!?!?*

    • @meta04
      @meta04 3 роки тому +2

      All the earlier games unfortunately just have you roll dice blocks if you tie (later earlier entries consider you to actually tie if it's not for 1st), and these dice blocks are the same ones at the start of the board that don't themselves allow ties.

  • @thewholecircus
    @thewholecircus 3 роки тому +4

    14:45 A woman vs. scott. Fitting TBH
    (Also mayro could have taken a selfie for woman but decided to stick with the theme and use a PNG. Understandable TBH)

    • @MayroSMM
      @MayroSMM  3 роки тому +3

      I was tempted but I thought on the offchance this blew up and others played it they'd be confused. It hasn't blown up so I probably could have got away with it lmao.

    • @thewholecircus
      @thewholecircus 3 роки тому

      @@MayroSMM I doubt that would be the MOST confusing thing to people playing it, you could still probably get away with it.

  • @Cr_nch
    @Cr_nch 3 роки тому +4

    I don’t think Magic Cougar is aroused by the little star, pretty sure it’s by the ministers.

  • @Kaia_19
    @Kaia_19 3 роки тому +8

    welcome back to youtube mayro

  • @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
    @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts 3 роки тому +2

    18:15 The pros of a long semimary.

  • @ondururagittandeska2004
    @ondururagittandeska2004 3 роки тому +5

    14:47 Hey all Scott hear and I am no legally a boss in Mario party 9.

  • @aweseome245
    @aweseome245 3 роки тому +30

    That moment when mario party decides to be H A L A L

  • @pi2082
    @pi2082 3 роки тому +2

    2:32 thanks for the bedtime story

  • @Ridter
    @Ridter 3 роки тому +6

    Mario Party 9 Translated Anti Piracy Screen I’m calling it

  • @SK83RL1GHT
    @SK83RL1GHT 3 роки тому +2

    13:48 AWESOME EVENT!

  • @dagemeliorszczebrzeszynski9307
    @dagemeliorszczebrzeszynski9307 3 роки тому +5

    Mario Party turned into a diplomatic game where you have to collect enough ministers to create the Al-Qaeda Caliphate
    Fun

  • @Phoenix_Edgeworth
    @Phoenix_Edgeworth 3 роки тому +5

    0:45 I ALMOST SPAT OUT MY DRINK

  • @anniehallisi4703
    @anniehallisi4703 3 роки тому +4

    12:09
    Again Bowser, what's wrong? Which site are you talking about? 😂😂

  • @superbseth64
    @superbseth64 3 роки тому +2

    When Coca Cola jr. became
    the Confederate Coca-Cola
    jr.’s Maro’s party, it was
    Jacques Carnack’s Claywater
    Decker.
    Such a beautiful story thanks Mayro for showing us this masterpiece I think quag would be very proud of it
    Great video btw

  • @quacker2212
    @quacker2212 3 роки тому +5

    12:27
    I couldn’t stop laughing for 5 minutes

  • @4per8
    @4per8 3 роки тому +8

    9:10 look at the subtittles

  • @alexpotts6520
    @alexpotts6520 3 роки тому +3

    Gotta be honest, that's a very wholesome thumbnail promoting religious tolerance :)

  • @TASSnoop
    @TASSnoop 3 роки тому +14

    But what if I want to multiply by another woman and look at another woman!

  • @fawful9992
    @fawful9992 3 роки тому +2

    10:03 Go for it, yay, meep, nipah*

  • @puca4313
    @puca4313 3 роки тому +2

    0:46 "I think it's the little stars. I think he's a smash player"

  • @dwayneparsons1333
    @dwayneparsons1333 3 роки тому +2

    11:13 this entire Bit Killed me lmao

  • @eeveefan132
    @eeveefan132 3 роки тому +1

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Absolutely no one:
    Game: You are aroused

  • @Mc_Adore-r
    @Mc_Adore-r 3 роки тому +2

    WE NEED THE CUBAN REVOLUTION
    WE NEED IT

  • @yoshi_705
    @yoshi_705 3 роки тому +4

    Ah, the 4 places. To come, Coast Game, They were financial and 4.

  • @RacoonKeurigMachine
    @RacoonKeurigMachine 3 роки тому

    I love the new fast paced editing.
    (Also, epic cameo from the song “I Love You So”)

  • @viliusdrozdovas9420
    @viliusdrozdovas9420 3 роки тому +5

    4:03 no words

  • @largenames1245
    @largenames1245 3 роки тому +2

    This is very nostalgic, haven’t seen this game since i was in kindy. And I’m rewelcomed to this game with this

  • @bigfootjinx9296
    @bigfootjinx9296 2 роки тому

    I love the slowed reverb "Hey y'all, Scott here" before the Woz fight

  • @Tom_BlacKat
    @Tom_BlacKat 3 роки тому +2

    I was loosing it and crying when Bowser's and Bowser Jr.'s dialogue came up lol XD

  • @alexparker9872
    @alexparker9872 3 роки тому +12

    1:29 *Battery*
    Also I commented in the live chat here

    • @alexparker9872
      @alexparker9872 3 роки тому +3

      I just commented this so I remember that I have presence in a UA-cam video not to show off

  • @neon_does_things4941
    @neon_does_things4941 3 роки тому +1

    Minister has a new definition now

  • @JTTunes1204
    @JTTunes1204 3 роки тому +4

    Damn i didnt think Shermand Lakk enjoyed Arousal

  • @rebeccaturner1123
    @rebeccaturner1123 3 роки тому +2

    1:20
    Americans trying to speak Chinese

  • @Shadow64
    @Shadow64 3 роки тому +3

    The editing in this video is excellent lmao

  • @FateJHedgehog
    @FateJHedgehog 3 роки тому +1

    I can appreciate that this video is pure gibberish yet I don't feel like I've lost any of the Mario Party experience because of that.

  • @tsukihotaru8421
    @tsukihotaru8421 3 роки тому +1

    10:33 "jesus christ"
    Just sent me xD

  • @elijahdage5523
    @elijahdage5523 3 роки тому +10

    Imagine wanting to multiply by another woman and look at another woman.

  • @Paccyd33
    @Paccyd33 3 роки тому +6

    1:26 what music is this?

  • @ethanlittlejohn2536
    @ethanlittlejohn2536 3 роки тому +3

    quag be slammin does keys doe

  • @IndeCummings
    @IndeCummings 3 роки тому +1

    16:47 Bowser tried to jumpscare everyone

  • @viliusdrozdovas9420
    @viliusdrozdovas9420 3 роки тому +3

    6:23
    good question

  • @benji5046
    @benji5046 3 роки тому +2

    13:29 oh yea

  • @RyutaShinohara
    @RyutaShinohara 3 роки тому +2

    I love the fact that characters have two names like Waluigi is Love and Well or Peach isOops fruit and V and C.

  • @lordecramox7394
    @lordecramox7394 3 роки тому +3

    I've never seen Mario Party 9 or played it before, so I only know the stars as Ministers. I watched an actual Mario Party video and I was confused

  • @Charaster
    @Charaster 3 роки тому +5

    Fun fact someone also did this for a hat in time

    • @MayroSMM
      @MayroSMM  3 роки тому +7

      Wait really? I wanna see this!

    • @Charaster
      @Charaster 3 роки тому +1

      @@MayroSMM its in the steam workshop ill take a look if i can find it

    • @Charaster
      @Charaster 3 роки тому +1

      @@MayroSMM found it:
      steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2043117940&searchtext=timehat

  • @musicalmoongirl5055
    @musicalmoongirl5055 3 роки тому +1

    I like the quick cuts in this video, they make it that much funnier.

  • @KonroMan
    @KonroMan 3 роки тому +1

    That Mario Party game sure was a rousing.

  • @gabebancroft
    @gabebancroft 3 роки тому +2

    7:19 When you don't know How to spell Forza

  • @AdianPronouncedAiden
    @AdianPronouncedAiden 3 роки тому +6

    ah yes, my favorite mario character: *woman*

  • @vitowidjojo7038
    @vitowidjojo7038 3 роки тому +1

    I love the fact you say according translation.
    Thanks.
    Oh, also the memes.

  • @storymaster21
    @storymaster21 3 роки тому +1

    I kind of wish mayro would make a "best of" of all his "translation" videos, and then. for no reason, one clip is an auto tuned music video of him reading the repeating text bubbles.

    • @generator314
      @generator314 3 роки тому +3

      Her pronouns are she/her/hers just so you know, or at least I'm pretty sure

  • @chamtheman551
    @chamtheman551 3 роки тому +3

    0:18 When you left the car keys in your car, and then realized the car is locked

  • @patrickboner
    @patrickboner 3 роки тому +1

    Mayro: Can i have 1
    *rolls a 1*
    Mayro: No

  • @storymaster21
    @storymaster21 3 роки тому +1

    13:04:
    "when you connect the sea with you You are the shortest half of al-Qaeda inister"
    *THE CIA WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
    ..........
    *AND ALSO WHAT THE HECK YOU ARE SMOKING*

  • @donovanmahan2901
    @donovanmahan2901 3 роки тому +2

    everyone gangsta until someone's ministers turn into a rational function.

  • @goodpol5022
    @goodpol5022 3 роки тому +2

    4:48 OMG LOL

  • @abder200
    @abder200 3 роки тому +1

    Hearing mayro making reference to the minecraft speedrun drama made me laugh way too loud

  • @macmadness5932
    @macmadness5932 3 роки тому +1

    A few days ago i picked up mario party 9 again. Somehow while playing storymode, i managed to get birdo to win, and i finished in 3rd place.
    Also, shy guys tactics confuse and frighten me, but despite intentinally dropping to 0 starts at the halfway point of bobomb factory, almost came back and beat me

  • @pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965
    @pixynowwithevenmorebelkanb6965 3 роки тому

    7:18
    when ottomans find out you can throw hand grenades out of a plane

  • @shermendlakk5396
    @shermendlakk5396 3 роки тому +1

    Plot twist: I was the winner the whole time and this video is edited to make me look bad

  • @lavamander6421
    @lavamander6421 3 роки тому +1

    My favorite minigame? 6:53 King Kir King Tong Na King, of course.

  • @GravitySucksGD
    @GravitySucksGD 3 роки тому +2

    I respect your dedication to this project. Also quag is cool

  • @lowmicofficial
    @lowmicofficial 3 роки тому +2

    My fav names:
    Maro
    Oops fruit
    Captian Love
    Wom
    Ricker N. Dakar
    Commander Swark
    Jack
    Punch
    Lord Bob-Wemb
    Kiropo
    Sky
    Corebo Bollinger
    Captain Shermend Lakk
    Mick Kohler
    Dabban Coil
    Al-Kabtan

    • @mario-xz8fl
      @mario-xz8fl 3 роки тому

      What about Bammer Bubble and Lear Light?

  • @chasebrainerd5835
    @chasebrainerd5835 6 місяців тому

    The boss screens are my favorite ones

  • @justdex721
    @justdex721 3 роки тому +12

    Mayro do you accept islam?

  • @BodiBaghead
    @BodiBaghead 3 роки тому +2

    Waluigi got trasnlated to Love. That's why everyone was aroused.

  • @oneupglitch2582
    @oneupglitch2582 3 роки тому

    It's too bad that my dumb "Mayro's not a hypocrite" joke didn't make it in. It's sadder that the Sizable Quag didn't.

  • @auditect950
    @auditect950 3 роки тому +1

    Great video, Mayro! Have all the talents of a blessed preacher!