The “I don’t listen to a lot of pop, I listen to a lot of indie folk artists who play the banjo in a sadder way than you could possibly imagine” felt like a Personal Attack fkfhdjd
Bruno mars is holding up the straight boy sexy anthems like atlas holding up the heavens. Silksonic is the closest thing to sexy straight man pop and it's barely even pop
@crashh-course I will say as a bi man it also makes me feel sexy bc they honestly don't talk about the object of their affection all that much so you can imagine anybody there. They mostly just talk about how hot they are lol.
CONCEPTUALIZATION [Challenging: Success] - You can hear music swell in your ears as you watch the snowflakes fall slowly to the cobblestones, the charred outlines of red oil-paint letters spread out in front of you. "Un jour je serai de retour près de toi" it reads.
This is significantly better than the university-level lecture on masculinity that I gave last week. Funniest smartest most necessary comedy since Josh Johnson. Thank you.
4:03 this point was genuinely fascinating, that social concepts are living things that we can maintain or let die. It puts into perspective the survival strategy of certain ideas, regardless of how helpful or true or good they are, which may simply flourish due to their social environment. I've often thought that ideas in your own head are like living creatures, too - if one happens to parasitize your fear / OCD / other illness, it may survive. And I think it's kind of a light side / dark side of the force type thing, where it's "easier" to "let" the bad ideas live, because it takes work to keep the good ideas alive. Obviously the phrase bad and good ideas is terrible but yeah - boys feeling flirty and fun is a good, boys feeling misogynist is bad, QED.
I fully back this position on the promotion of str8 boi sexiness as I have also noticed the decline in attractive str8 bois. The lack of support for these folx is staggering!
I too am an enby that falls in the group of hearing pop stuff last, I too havent listened to brat yet and am way too obsessed with all kinds of indie :)
This describes me an uncomfortable amount brat came out and I listened to charli's entire discography before getting into trans girl hyperpop anyways you have this cis-het white mans deep admiration TED talk mal blum
Shout-out to whomever's responsible for that deeply-melodious cackle that's so disruptive, yet actually infectiously cute 🥰💕 (see also: brat, Carlson 😘)
Mad Tsai is a bi boy singer who does pop too. He's got vids about his girl crushes so it could serve for straight boys(or shapphic women too) Pop anthems for ppl , regardless of current and/or past labels("gender", "masc"-"fem")and sexualities as a goal. But in the meanwhile yeah bring sexy pop anthems to the boys too...
As someone who doesn’t yet know where they lie on the gender spectrum, I am almost definitely the last to know about pop songs. Heck I don’t even know which recent one they were talking about at the end. Seriously, what is it? (Also I love Uptown Funk :))
Something that has become an ick for me in pop music is "men can't get you off so date girls". I didnt mind that until it got SO overused. If you consistently date men with bad communication skills who can't take constructive criticism, or if you just don't share your needs, thats kind of a skill issue
I'm enby (somehow in both categories you describe) but even I struggle to not feel cute and fun and flirt when Suit and Tie by JT comes on. Let the boys be bangable
i would like to point out that this is a joke. make men feel good at about themselves so they don't do hate crimes is not the actual stance we're taking.
Would Clairo's Pretty Girl not count as a pop song for straight boys? or like even her newer Sexy to Someone, i feel like men love Clairo's music than anyone else. or is she not considered because she doesnt have enough popularity as it isnt really radio music.
As a straight boy who loves feeling cute, I appreciated this message.
You deserve all the happiness 😊
@@Cherrycreamsoda1 you too! I really believe everyone is trying the best they can and deserves their best possible life.
@ thank you so much, you have made my day better 😊
We see you and support you
The way you were visibly weirded out by the uncomfortably long laughter
I feel so seen and not in the usual “please don’t look at me” kinda way
That was maybe the most uncomfortable thing I've ever watched that wasn't intended to be. I wonder if they knew they were being recorded?
@@RedLuigiEprobably just a few drinks in with a distinctive laugh and enjoying the show
amazing how it's possible for some people to laugh that long
as a str*ight guy who has unfortunately been known to tank the vibe of the group hang with low self esteem, I absolutely support this message
thqnks fro the censor
I was about to say that it hasn't been that long, what about Uptown Funk, but then you said it had been 10 years and i felt myself withering
The “I don’t listen to a lot of pop, I listen to a lot of indie folk artists who play the banjo in a sadder way than you could possibly imagine” felt like a Personal Attack fkfhdjd
Okayyyy but like honestly the oh hellos are great and so is Mumford and sons!
@ me with the crane wives and haunted like human (I love my sad gay folk music)
Sufjan Stevens reference?
@@nikkospelledlikethat8140 yessssss! It’s like the antithesis to conservative bro country.
Field Medic says hello quietly from the corner while avoiding eye contact
Thank you for the sad folk music and has not listened to brat nonbinary representation. I feel seen.
Discovered Chappell Roan before she blew up. Did not listen to Brat until last week. 1:40 made me feel so seen I believe Carson is in my walls
Same here. A much needed representation 😂
the person cackling makes this even funnier
i love to hear really giggly crowds on videos of stand up
I have only one thing to say to everyone who wants to bring Sexy Back:
Yeah!
Bruno mars is holding up the straight boy sexy anthems like atlas holding up the heavens. Silksonic is the closest thing to sexy straight man pop and it's barely even pop
The kpop male singers are doing a better job than Bruno Mars
@crashh-course I will say as a bi man it also makes me feel sexy bc they honestly don't talk about the object of their affection all that much so you can imagine anybody there. They mostly just talk about how hot they are lol.
@@fedweezy4976 couldn't agree more
Disco Elysium OST is the REAL sexy pop album for str8 bois
DISCO INFERNO BABY🗣️
CONCEPTUALIZATION [Challenging: Success] - You can hear music swell in your ears as you watch the snowflakes fall slowly to the cobblestones, the charred outlines of red oil-paint letters spread out in front of you. "Un jour je serai de retour près de toi" it reads.
Very disco of you
I listen to the "Field Autopsy" while doing str8 boy stuff
@@luciliusLXIX I'm more of a Whirling in Rags 8PM kinda andy myself but I feel ya
This is significantly better than the university-level lecture on masculinity that I gave last week.
Funniest smartest most necessary comedy since Josh Johnson. Thank you.
I hope the person laughing really loudly gets to feel cute and sexy.
4:03 this point was genuinely fascinating, that social concepts are living things that we can maintain or let die. It puts into perspective the survival strategy of certain ideas, regardless of how helpful or true or good they are, which may simply flourish due to their social environment. I've often thought that ideas in your own head are like living creatures, too - if one happens to parasitize your fear / OCD / other illness, it may survive.
And I think it's kind of a light side / dark side of the force type thing, where it's "easier" to "let" the bad ideas live, because it takes work to keep the good ideas alive. Obviously the phrase bad and good ideas is terrible but yeah - boys feeling flirty and fun is a good, boys feeling misogynist is bad, QED.
You mentioning Uptown Funk mentally flashbanged me. Never realized how true that is
Is that Jarvin Johnson's laugh?
Omg, it does sound like his laugh! Makes me happy to hear people laugh so genuinely:) /gen
I love the Jarvin reference LOL 😂
"I listen to a lot of indy folk artists who play the banjo in a sadder way than you can possibly imagine."
Finally! My first fan! :)
Where’s your music then?
@@thenyansquidman It's all live.
I fully back this position on the promotion of str8 boi sexiness as I have also noticed the decline in attractive str8 bois.
The lack of support for these folx is staggering!
I too am an enby that falls in the group of hearing pop stuff last, I too havent listened to brat yet and am way too obsessed with all kinds of indie :)
Waiting for return of sexy pop for straight boys more than for return of king Arthur
I literally just found you yesterday and was thinking that it was a shame you had so little videos, and now I am blessed with more content!
I am a 20 year old male heterosexual aka straight boy and I endorse this message
this is beautiful and i appreciate your sermon
This describes me an uncomfortable amount
brat came out and I listened to charli's entire discography before getting into trans girl hyperpop
anyways you have this cis-het white mans deep admiration TED talk mal blum
trans girl hyperpop for the win, also mal blum flash banged me
2:45
“It is easier to self-regulate when you feel bangable.” OHHH SO THATS WHY ARO/ACES ARE LIKE THAT! (I say, as an aro/ace individual)
I've never been into The Beatles but I now want more content on how gay they were.
omg just found your channel and your comedy is GOLD 👑👑👑 i hope to see more from you soon!!!!
i love your work! thanks for sharing!
I need to describe things as an 'essential contribution to vibes everywhere ' way more often
Shout-out to whomever's responsible for that deeply-melodious cackle that's so disruptive, yet actually infectiously cute 🥰💕
(see also: brat, Carlson 😘)
Ok Carson has a genuine point here
I think you’re a genius. This and the Paul and John thing are both gold
That laugh is so scary
Mad Tsai is a bi boy singer who does pop too. He's got vids about his girl crushes so it could serve for straight boys(or shapphic women too)
Pop anthems for ppl , regardless of current and/or past labels("gender", "masc"-"fem")and sexualities as a goal.
But in the meanwhile yeah bring sexy pop anthems to the boys too...
The guy on the far right of the table at 2:57 is just dying inside while everyone else is smiling and vibing with the set.
yeah what's up with that guy
pretty sure he’s baked lol
thank you for spreading the good word 🙏🙂↕️
you look like ponyboy from the outsiders musical (this is a compliment btw)
You are sooo good! Aspirational commentary.
doing the Lord’s work, Carson.
Thank you Carson, we all say in unison
everyone is saying “the dare”- do straight boys know about that?
Who's it by?
They're a band! This very comment section introduced me to them. They're like if... The Arctic Monkeys and Weezer had a baby 😂
@@kagitsunei could not come up with a less straight boy concept if i tried
The Dare is one man, not a band
Try his songs Girls or Perfume
You deserve way more subscribers than you have rn ❤
HEY this is cool what is this? like is this a college thing or?
I refuse to believe its been ten years since up town funk
too funny! and relatable, and...oof I'm old!
As someone who doesn’t yet know where they lie on the gender spectrum, I am almost definitely the last to know about pop songs. Heck I don’t even know which recent one they were talking about at the end. Seriously, what is it?
(Also I love Uptown Funk :))
new favorite public intellectual
Something that has become an ick for me in pop music is "men can't get you off so date girls".
I didnt mind that until it got SO overused. If you consistently date men with bad communication skills who can't take constructive criticism, or if you just don't share your needs, thats kind of a skill issue
I'm enby (somehow in both categories you describe) but even I struggle to not feel cute and fun and flirt when Suit and Tie by JT comes on.
Let the boys be bangable
As a nonbinary person: how dare you calling me out like this
i would like to point out that this is a joke. make men feel good at about themselves so they don't do hate crimes is not the actual stance we're taking.
I thank the algorithm for this perfectly niche non-binary content ❤😂
Well said 🙌
So, the solution to America's problem with the color red is boy bands and choreography. Danny Kaye would approve! And so do I!
What about The Weeknd? Don't tell me you haven't heard Blinding Lights or any of his other hugely successful songs
They're not wrong.
I always thought sexy pop anthems were for everyone
So true!
You look like if sigorney weaver was transmasc
This now feels way way too real.
THANK YOU!
i like when you say funny thing you should do it more, and then ill watch it
Would Clairo's Pretty Girl not count as a pop song for straight boys? or like even her newer Sexy to Someone, i feel like men love Clairo's music than anyone else. or is she not considered because she doesnt have enough popularity as it isnt really radio music.
As a nonbinary person who is the last to hear about pop songs, I feel very vindicated by this characterization XD
Lovely
bro you're so funny
*the dare has entered the chat*
I thought this was funny but the fact that they left that one guy's mic on made me hate laughter.
Wait, 'brat' is a thing you can listen to?
Well anyway good ending
heheheehaheeheeehahaheeeeheeeheeeheehaahahaha bro CHILLLL
my kinda content
Ok but what about the dare
You look like a boy detective like case closed or wishbone
Are we in for a weekly lecture? Oh boy oh boy
something something sad gay banjo
it's everybody's worried about owen isn't it?
This is too on the nose
Right Said Fred's "I'm too sexy" is a "Straight Boy Anthem"? Does she/it not know?
why is this guy so me