Carson Olshansky
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Bring Back Sexy Pop Anthems for Straight Boys
From Abolish Everything, a show where we abolish stuff.
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Theories of Nonbinary Heterosexuality
Переглядів 168 тис.Місяць тому
An exploration of several theories that are questionably valid and certainly not sound
Paul McCartney and John Lennon Were Gay and in Love: A Review of the Evidence
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From Next Slide Please, a Powerpoint comedy show. December 2022.
Carson Olshansky at Live Forever, 3/11/22
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Clara Olshansky’s stand-up set at Benny Feldman and Rachel Coster’s Live Forever on March 11, 2022 🎥 by Mariah Oxley

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  • @somebodycooliguess1597
    @somebodycooliguess1597 11 годин тому

    I reckon a relationship is more straight when it is more conforming with cultural norms. Heteronormativity, allonormativity, cis-normativity, monogamous normativity, even things like neuro-normativity and racial normativity. The dichotomy isn't straight vs gay, in my opinion, but straight vs queer, in every sense of both words

  • @Zilch.0
    @Zilch.0 18 годин тому

    I'm old, and I have wondered to myself what the difference could be, and I've briefly thought about googling it before thinking "-...Nah. That's not my realm. The answer won't make sense to me."

  • @SamHarrisonMusic
    @SamHarrisonMusic День тому

    This seems like just ten minutes of jokes knocking men. That’s kind of sad.

  • @nym5qu17
    @nym5qu17 День тому

    sorry but "bisexuality being nb erasure" taken at face value is biphobic. whoever first said it has a profound misunderstanding of what being bi entails

  • @hc6157
    @hc6157 День тому

    PLEASE keep this stuff coming omggg

  • @HaleyStaleySeattle
    @HaleyStaleySeattle День тому

    It's amazing to live in a country where this level of hyper-individualist brainrot is considered intellectual

  • @ManyArmedMooseDei
    @ManyArmedMooseDei День тому

    Being non-binary makes technically any attraction homosexual, as one is technically all real genders at once. We are, in a sense, a mathematical enigma; Shrödinger’s gender & sexuality.

  • @teaganguinness9916
    @teaganguinness9916 День тому

    So we are bringing sexy back?

  • @jordanhyman9877
    @jordanhyman9877 День тому

    I have the perfect answer. It's like the difference between a horse and a unicorn. They're the same creature except for the fact that one of them is made up.

  • @aluenchan5001
    @aluenchan5001 День тому

    I‘m obsessed please more! The comedic timing is brilliant and they kinda feel like a comedy messiah for those having spent their teenage years laughing on tumblr memes

  • @dokchampa9324
    @dokchampa9324 День тому

    Broke: If you're nonbinary and date opposite to your assigned gender at birth you're in a heterosexual relationship Woke: If you're nonbinary none of your relationships will ever be heterosexual Bespoke: If you're nonbinary either all of your relationships will be heterosexual or all of them will be gay, depending on your flavor of nonbinarism, no in-between

  • @alalrual
    @alalrual День тому

    almost spit my coffee at "how much gender someone has" lol

  • @Kentrosauruses
    @Kentrosauruses День тому

    This was both very validating and very invalidating. Thank you and also shut up

  • @j.e.6372
    @j.e.6372 2 дні тому

    All it takes to have a het relationship is a male and female pair. So most non-binary people are in het relationships. Lol.

  • @songbird9978
    @songbird9978 2 дні тому

    Just stop, Gen Z. You are so hard to take seriously.

  • @nym5qu17
    @nym5qu17 2 дні тому

    so good lmaoooo

  • @syntext
    @syntext 2 дні тому

    Since "hetero" means "different", if an agender person dated someone who wasn't agender that could potentially be deemed heterosexual no? I guess that means people with multiple genders or who move between all genders are all gay for sure, unless of course they're ace.

  • @ryanjbuchanan
    @ryanjbuchanan 2 дні тому

    This is stupid. You're either a man, or a woman. End of discussion

  • @Mx.RumpusParable
    @Mx.RumpusParable 2 дні тому

    *Cringe* Having us agender folks lumped into non-binary gendered people. Non-binary people have a gender. We don't. We aren't a subcategory, as much as folks want to shove us into non-binary because it's convenient.

  • @Brooke_Corbyn
    @Brooke_Corbyn 2 дні тому

    aha

  • @aubreetanner9543
    @aubreetanner9543 2 дні тому

    I understand the difference to be that pan is bi with no gender preference and bi is kind of an umbrella term, but apparently no one, not even people who identify as one or the other, uses that definition, and most people just pick which word sounds better or comes with a better flag 😂 when people ask I don't really try to explain what the difference is and focus more on explaining that it's actually fine for there to be two labels that may or may not mean pretty much the same thing and that that actually doesn't mean the lgbt community is "going too far" or "making stuff up" lol

    • @gimlarquinn3622
      @gimlarquinn3622 2 дні тому

      I am old (in queer time), and it is comfortable to still say I am bi rather than a new term.

    • @aubreetanner9543
      @aubreetanner9543 2 дні тому

      @gimlarquinn3622 I think a lot of people have the misconception that bisexual means two because of it's Latin roots, but bi has always been used to describe people attracted to all genders.

  • @akshat-c4n
    @akshat-c4n 2 дні тому

    The lesbian lighting adds more to the joke 😭

  • @hippie_muffin
    @hippie_muffin 2 дні тому

    Hilarious, love it

  • @_piccoloser
    @_piccoloser 2 дні тому

    Then we add omni into the mix just to fuck with people /j

  • @clairewulf
    @clairewulf 2 дні тому

    this is the only thing in the world that makes sense

  • @Darkfreed0m
    @Darkfreed0m 2 дні тому

    This is the REAL brainrot

  • @bindablinda
    @bindablinda 3 дні тому

    I have zero interest in Beatles, but you're so funny I couldn't resist clicking

  • @marie-heleneriou4215
    @marie-heleneriou4215 3 дні тому

    I just stumbled upon your channel a couple weeks ago, instantly loved it, and got so hyped when I realised you were on the last ep of Normal Gossip!

  • @Sentientmatter8
    @Sentientmatter8 3 дні тому

    You put forth as evidence that they played Pyramus and Thisbe and failed! to mention that Paul got two cats named them Pyramus and Thisbe and gave Pyramus (the character he played) to John and kept Thisbe (John's character) himself.

  • @kingofrobbers1751
    @kingofrobbers1751 3 дні тому

    Speak for yourself I was watching power rangers (the one with the animals) and the white power ranger with the wolf, croc, shark mech, made me trans. Also RainbowDash and maybe Kovu from lion king 2 simba’s pride

  • @kingofrobbers1751
    @kingofrobbers1751 3 дні тому

    I’m glad I attended this presentation

  • @RowdyZeePAY
    @RowdyZeePAY 3 дні тому

    I worked out my won distinctions that make sense but in the end it really doesn't matter 😭

  • @TaraTara-ld2xb
    @TaraTara-ld2xb 3 дні тому

    McLennon is real!

  • @Ciubix8513
    @Ciubix8513 3 дні тому

    I don't think masc and fem are opposite, I think they're their own things, so representing them as one axis is incorect, there are also a lot more other unrelated gender axes, that can be included, AND there's also gender variation over time, which must be accounted for in the mathematical model of gender. Therefore gender is a function in an N dimensional space, where one axis is time and all the other ones are genders.

  • @ace.of.space.
    @ace.of.space. 3 дні тому

    as a nonbinary mathematician I approve

  • @milascave2
    @milascave2 3 дні тому

    The opposite gender for a non-binary person would be a binary person.

  • @ManyArmedMooseDei
    @ManyArmedMooseDei 3 дні тому

    My gender awakening was slowly realising that I was somehow trans, but I didn’t know quite how, only that I was, and then slowly figuring out there was such a thing as non-binary, and that fit the bill perfectly. Indeed, gender realisation isn’t terribly flashy.

  • @Echs_D33
    @Echs_D33 3 дні тому

    Bi is two or more, enbies possibly included, pan is regardless of gender. Seems simple enough to me.

  • @mossdragon123
    @mossdragon123 3 дні тому

    The amount of queer discourse that only matters on the internet is ridiculous. You ask someone who's never been on tumblr if they think bisexual is transphobic and they'd be so confused

  • @bryanhighsmith8660
    @bryanhighsmith8660 3 дні тому

    The only reason that the word bisexual exists is because its easier than saying you are gay and straight...

  • @zalamazu
    @zalamazu 3 дні тому

    I feel like I align more with pansexual simply because I like the colors more :3 Also I'm so tired of the flag discorse of what is or isn't appropriate to use. Or fights against your own community in general. In real life the color or identification of a flag is such a minute problem. It's better to focus on things that matter more.

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 11 годин тому

      Counter argument: Vexology discourse is great, and I will continue fanning these flames

  • @pup64hcp
    @pup64hcp 3 дні тому

    "15yos with strong opinions" EXACTLYYY

  • @itchy7879
    @itchy7879 3 дні тому

    My answer is usually "it looks the same from the outside" but that's even better 😂

  • @trm90
    @trm90 3 дні тому

    I need to describe things as an 'essential contribution to vibes everywhere ' way more often

  • @thephoenixsystem6765
    @thephoenixsystem6765 3 дні тому

    Here's a fun idea. To be male/female bigender and exclusively heterosexual, you also have to be exclusively homosexual, and not bi or pan. I can dig that.

  • @balthasardenner5216
    @balthasardenner5216 3 дні тому

    This is autoandrophilia.

  • @ManyArmedMooseDei
    @ManyArmedMooseDei 4 дні тому

    We exist in rather a paradox: being all genders at once, we are in a state of paradox, wherein the only non-paradoxical relationship would be with another non-binary person, in which case the equation essentially balances, but in any other case, it’s still technically homosexuality; our gender is always at least partly the same gender as anyone we feel attraction to, for ours is all genders. Essentially, it’s like a non-Euclidean space: no matter how far one travels in any given direction, the position shall always remain the same, looping back to the original point indefinitely. ‘Shrödinger’s homosexuality’, if thou wilt.

  • @owners4293
    @owners4293 4 дні тому

    Would Clairo's Pretty Girl not count as a pop song for straight boys? or like even her newer Sexy to Someone, i feel like men love Clairo's music than anyone else. or is she not considered because she doesnt have enough popularity as it isnt really radio music.

  • @xlynx9
    @xlynx9 4 дні тому

    1:45 "straight" means "bad"?

  • @plootyluvsturtle9843
    @plootyluvsturtle9843 4 дні тому

    Was that Adam Scott and Danny Pudi? this person has great taste in television