Lyrics: Do you need real encouragement? Have you worked out the one good trait humans have yet? Are you curious about the humans? Alright. I can see that I have to turn you into killing machines. [music starts] (Hey!) We are number one (Hey!) We are number one Now listen to me carefully Your test times show you are going too slowly She's trying to take over my facility If you want to be a robot number one You have to catch a test subject on the run. Just follow the arrows Orange and Blue Do something only a human would do Stop touching eachother! We are number one (Hey!) We are number one (Hey!) We are number one Ha ha ha Let's look at some others Those humans you found When I say "go" Get ready to throw Go Now you're just wasting my time Huh. Let's try something else Don't worry, I've got a plan Here's the scheme I hereby pronounce you "killing machines" Ha ha ha Ah! What are you doing? (Hey!) We are number one (Hey!) Hello! Naoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoao (Hey!) Wooooooooow! Check me out partner! (Hey!) We are number one (Hey!) We are number one We are number one We are number one Hey Hey!
Actually, GLaDOS comes to realize, during Atlas and P-Body's tests, that she prefers humans for testing because they can die, unlike robots, and she learns more from her tests that way. Or something like that. Basically, GLaDOS gets bored because Atlas and P-Body never die, and they're basically always the same test subjects. With humans, GLaDOS was always getting new test subjects that would react to her tests in different ways.
I love how Wheatley says "Hey, hey!" At the end of the song X3 One of the best We Are Number One versions I've seen ^^ great work on the use of the voice lines
This glados body is mine And This facility is mine The blue and yellow eyes from the coop bots are mine Mine mine mine mine mine All the cores in the facility is mine And all of the test chambers and the nerotoxine is mine Remake song
Ethan McCue in a way he sort of did, as I used some clips from his cinematic core transfer near the end, which I credited him for in the decription. For the most part though I work solo, as it's easier for me to handle the project alone without having to coordinate other people, or I work with my sister on stuff and we trade content. I would have done all the video clips myself like with the beginning, but I had to make sure to get this video out before the meme died, as I'd already created the audio for it probably a month or two before finishing what I'd done it sfm
![[SFM Undertale] Papyrus IS NUMBER ONE](/img/n.gif)
Lyrics:
Do you need real encouragement?
Have you worked out the one good trait humans have yet?
Are you curious about the humans?
Alright. I can see that I have to turn you into killing machines.
[music starts]
(Hey!)
We are number one
(Hey!)
We are number one
Now listen to me carefully
Your test times show you are going too slowly
She's trying to take over my facility
If you want to be a robot number one
You have to catch a test subject on the run.
Just follow the arrows
Orange and Blue
Do something only a human would do
Stop touching eachother!
We are number one
(Hey!)
We are number one
(Hey!)
We are number one
Ha ha ha
Let's look at some others
Those humans you found
When I say "go"
Get ready to throw
Go
Now you're just wasting my time
Huh. Let's try something else
Don't worry, I've got a plan
Here's the scheme
I hereby pronounce you "killing machines"
Ha ha ha
Ah!
What are you doing?
(Hey!)
We are number one
(Hey!)
Hello!
Naoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoao
(Hey!)
Wooooooooow! Check me out partner!
(Hey!)
We are number one
(Hey!)
We are number one
We are number one
We are number one
Hey Hey!
GLaD to see portal still alive
CamBen yw9
We are number one ay
Awesome vid
how did you do the glados voice?
"Do something only a human would do" followed immediately by "Stop touching each other"
That destroyed me
destroying you with comedy seems to be something humans are also good at.
WilhelmScreamer XD
WilhelmScreamer
69th like...Kinda makes sense...
Can someone rebuild orange?
WilhelmScreamer kyjy uhuy4k
This is the reason I'm *Still Alive* ...
No One Ask *THAT WAS A JOKE HAHA FAT CHANCE*
STILL ALIVE
STILL ALIVE
STILL ALIVE
Sadly everyone here *wants you gone*
@Pixel the cat "..."
this is a triumph
this is the only remake we ever need
GLaDOS Gaming - The GLaDOS Gamer I think I saw a lemon in the original anyway.
Josh Smith don't make lemonade.
GLaDOS Gaming - The GLaDOS Gamer
GLaDOS Gaming - The GLaDOS Gamer same
*Welcome to the comment section!*
10%: Comments about Portal or the video
5%: How did you made this?
85%: S T O P T O U C H I N G E A C H O T H E R
Vector Cabbage S T O P T O U C H I N G E A C H O T H E R
How you made this comment?
Stop Touching Each Other lol
@@thebrandonmaster2 what do you mean?
Robots don't love
This was so good I had to double check that this wasn't valve joining in with the meme lol
Some of the cutscenes were done by Valve, for promotional material or the free Art Therapy DLC.
Kieran G except for the idea being stolen
@sparkbug Someone's butthurt. Only place I stole this idea was from my own mind boi. I only saw your trash version after I made my own.
SparkBag you got burned Son
Kieran G lol
People still enjoy Portal??? :D
My faith in humanity has been restored.
Twicha Twich same here. 6 years later and this game is still awesome
Twicha Twich I still love that game! 😻
no they don't enjoy it still, they are just running out of things to remix with We Are Number One.
Gold doesn't rust
@Tech Toaster
Donald Trump voice: *wrong*
1:00 just follow the arrows are *engine blue do something only a human would do*
(P-Body Flys On Panel)
*S T O P T O U C H I N G E A C H*
*O T H E R*
xD
SansTheSkeleton TheLegendryFartMaster IDK But That's what happened in the video
It's "just follow the arrows, orange and blue.
We are number 1 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄
I died laughing
Portal is such a great game.
I love the fact that turrets are considered instruments in the portal universe now
"Stop touching each other!"
- Glad0s 2017...
0:11 I thought the one good trait humans had was that we helped out Stefan Karl. :-S
(read in GladOS's voice) wrong. they can do tests.
what do you want
Actually, GLaDOS comes to realize, during Atlas and P-Body's tests, that she prefers humans for testing because they can die, unlike robots, and she learns more from her tests that way. Or something like that. Basically, GLaDOS gets bored because Atlas and P-Body never die, and they're basically always the same test subjects. With humans, GLaDOS was always getting new test subjects that would react to her tests in different ways.
to no avail
"STOP TOUCHING EACH OTHER!" XD my fave line!
I love how Wheatley says "Hey, hey!" At the end of the song X3
One of the best We Are Number One versions I've seen ^^ great work on the use of the voice lines
Thank you! also i love your profile pic :D
my life is complete
i can die happy
i just fucking love portal 2 and lazytown was my childhood
Derlynatri dude same
love your profile pic by the way
I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE
BUT I WILL FIND YOU
AND BE YOUR BEST FUCKING FRIEND IN THE UNIVERSE
IF YOU LOVE PORTAL I LOVE YOU
:D
Portal is my favorite valve game behind TF2
portal is my favorite game ever tbh last of us makes a close second
heyimdaph n. B b v v
heyimdaph xD I've never Played Portal 1 but I've played most of the chapters in portal 2
The most beautiful WANO mashup I've ever seen.
"Have you worked out the one good trait humans have?" They make memes
Who Did You Expect, SPORTALflop?
Narbacular Flop
1:03 cant stop replaying that XD
XD
Wheatley is stingy?
this facility is mine!
Quakker xD
melcyeh accurate
This glados body is mine
And This facility is mine
The blue and yellow eyes from the coop bots are mine
Mine mine mine mine mine
All the cores in the facility is mine
And all of the test chambers and the nerotoxine is mine
Remake song
@Cerese oh yea
This still makes me so fucking nostalgic. It’s both portal 2 and we are number one mixed with each other, and I love it.
When Glados said stop touching each other. I was hoping the robots would hug each other like the game.
2:31 wheatley's best Siri impression...
or something
This is amazing XD
How did you get those lines to sound like GLaDOS?
These lines are from the Portal 2's files. He did not do them.
theses lines in the video were created by mixing together existing lines. so, actually, both of you were partially correct
Those are actual lines from GlaDOS's dialogue, put together
Amazing music
They are cut lines ftom gladoa
This is some indeterminate combination of the words 'classic', 'hood', and 'certified'
"I have a plan, here's the scheme. I hereby pronounce you killing machines" that was brilliant
Turrets can be so far: security robots, pets, musical instruments, things we use to block door
I thought i was the only one who wanted songs like "We Are Number One" to have a portal theme. This made my day!
Shell just watching like
Whathefuck?
*STOP TOUCHING EACH OTHER*
Well that sounded really perverted...
How does this still doesn't get 1 million views. Very underrated.
99.9:STOP TOUCHING EACHOTHER
0.1:Good Job,Nice Vid,ETC ETC ETC
Are all the lines from portal and portal 2 ?
Dark portal girl yes, but sentence mixed
Dark portal girl yes I remember all these lines from when I always played portal and portal 2
"Do something only a human would do."
"STOP TOUCHING EACH OTHER!"
Oooow, my laugh box.
But thats what humans usually do(has number one)
"STop ToUChINg EaCHoTheR!!"
Thank you. I needed this.
0:24 It was at that moment that he realised, he was watching a music video...
In Portal!
This is what I'm doing with my life.
Me too
"so watch and learn,here's the deal, slip and slide on this APERTURE SCIENCE APPROVED TILE TO FLOOR BASED PROPULSION DEVICE"
Aw, this is underappreciated.
that literally couldn't be more perfect
When HARRY101UK can't come in today so you fill in for him
just because I make Portal 2 content does not mean I'm filling in for him, even if I am using one of his edits for the ending part of the video.
CamBen I was just making a joke because harry101uk is really good at animating portal 2, and you are just as good here.
this made my day
i didn't know i needed this until i had it
its
its
its amazing
if only harry101uk made this, or took part in it. that would be amazing
Ethan McCue in a way he sort of did, as I used some clips from his cinematic core transfer near the end, which I credited him for in the decription. For the most part though I work solo, as it's easier for me to handle the project alone without having to coordinate other people, or I work with my sister on stuff and we trade content. I would have done all the video clips myself like with the beginning, but I had to make sure to get this video out before the meme died, as I'd already created the audio for it probably a month or two before finishing what I'd done it sfm
Great job. Cool that Harry101UK got into it.
Being a large Portal fan, I believe this was one of the BEST we are number one memes I have ever watched, THANK YOU (no sarcasm intended)
Hey Me And Chell Are Number One In The End WE ARE NUMBER ONE HEY
The Best Quote That GLaDOS Said, "Stop Touching Each Other". Best Video Ever!
This is legitimately the best WANO video I've seen in a long time.
0:23 turrets have saxafhones?? crazy!!!
This was amazingly well done; so seamless. Great work!
Its nice the fandom is still not dead.
99.9% of these comments are about "stop touching each other"
We are number dab
1:36 RIP BLUE ROBOT XDDDDD
_I like the part where_ *P-Body shakes with his arms and turret body*
perfection has been achieved
THIS IS SO GOOD
"Stop touching each other,"
I love this....
The Mine song but it's Portal 2
2 of my favourite things put together!!
LOVE IT!!!
You combined the two greatest things in existence, thank you.
IS BEEN TWO YEARS AND IM
GIGGLING
That was beautiful :,)
1:22 *pauses* AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
1 Second before: GlaDOS: STOP TOUCHING EACH OTHER!
BEST WE ARE NUMBER ONE VIDEO I EVER SAW
Underrated video of the year. And it came out on the first of 365 days no less.
why isn't it wheatley
HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR DIO GRANDO did you even watch the whole video? And its because wheatley is too difficult to sentence mix
CamBen Harry101uk sounds like Wheatley...
well i'm not harry101uk
CamBen It was just a point...
CamBen lol
I love this!!!
0:37 WHEATLEY!!!!!!!!!
Great vid!
This just made my day
Chell and Wheatley at 0:37. XD
It's great to see portal still alive unlike half life. I WANT A PORTAL 3 NOT HALF LIFE 3.
unhappy peridot YOU.
this is so cute i love portal!
ＳＴＯＰ ＴＯＵＣＨＩＮＧ ＥＡＣＨ ＯＴＨＥＲ！
Oh the good ol' days
Btw this was AMAZING
Wheatley would make a great robot Robbie.
We're number (Portal) 2
Nice music!!!!
I like how GLaDOS can be easily voice-edited.
"i will have to turn you into killing machines" "STOP TOUCHING EACH OTHER"
My gosh yes!!!
Atlas And P-Body: *hug*
GLaDOS: "STOP TOUCHING EACH OTHERS"
Me: ... i cant be the only one who thinked in handplates :(
1:06
this guy: hey harry, would you give me some of sfm?
harry: ok, use it wisely-
this guy: **makes this**
harry's parts are edited off base game portal 2. the sfm parts are mine
you had a perfect chance to add the Space joke
chaim gardner
1. The space joke is irrelevant and unfunny
2. The video only went through to half of the game's storyline
3. It wouldnt have fit anyway
Amazing. Love GLaDOS's voice.
Hah, perfect video!
Keep up the great work!
Ben... XD Top notch! I loved this
I love portal AND life is strange. Literally my 2 favorite games!
This is amazing
0:50 "FaciLLLity."
[happy music plays as a robot is decapitated]
We are number ONE in Portal TWO? Lol.
this is golden
glados : stop touching each other
AMAZING