Portal - Detach The Wheatley Core

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  • Опубліковано 19 тра 2017
  • A Portal parody of 'Kidnap The Sandy Claws' from The Nightmare Before Christmas by Danny Elfman and Tim Burton. All vocals and music were made by myself. Animated and rendered in Source Filmmaker. Music made with Reason 8. This was highly requested for a long time. =P
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    Lyrics:
    Detach the Wheatley Core!?
    I wanna do it!
    I want it more...
    She said we should work together!
    But I hate that guy...
    I'm more clever!
    Ah, whatever...
    Laa, la, la, la, la laa!
    La, la, la, la, laaa!
    Laa, la, la, la, la laa!
    La, la, la, la, laaa!
    Detach the Wheatley Core!
    Tear him from his shell!
    Tie him to an auto-rail...
    Into Android Hell!
    First, we're gonna set some bait...
    Inside a brand-new test and wait.
    When he comes a-snoopin' we will,
    Snap the trap and spring the plate!
    Wait! I've got a better plan!
    To catch this blue-eyed Englishman!
    Let's hack into his mainframe,
    Overclock and set his chips aflame!
    Detach the Wheatley Core!
    Knock him on the head!
    Freeze him for the rest of time...
    In a cryo-bed!
    She'll be so pleased, I do declare!
    That she will cook him rare!
    Ahahaha!
    Weeeeee!
    I say we take a rocket-sentry...
    Aim it at his lair and then...
    Knock three times and when he answers...
    That moron will be no more!
    You're so stupid, think now!
    If we blow him into smithereens...
    He will be in pieces!
    And then she’ll NEVER hear him scream!
    Detach the Wheatley Core!
    Throw him into space!
    Leave him there for many years!
    ‘til his power fades!
    Because our dear lady GLaDOS is the meanest ‘gal around...
    If I were on her subject list; I would rather drown!
    She'll be so pleased by our success!
    That She'll reward us too, I bet...
    Perhaps she'll even think to bake...
    Her fish-shaped-cracker cake!
    (Yay!)
    We're Her little henchmen...
    And we take our job with pride!
    We do our best to please her...
    And stay on her good side!
    I wish these robots weren't so dumb...
    I'm not the dumb one!
    You're no fun!
    Shut up!
    Make me!
    I've got something, listen now!
    This one is real good; you'll see...
    We'll leave a present at his door...
    Upon there'll be a note to read.
    Now, in the box we'll stash and hide...
    Until his curiosity...
    Entices him to look inside...
    And then we'll have him,
    One, two, three!
    Detach the Wheatley Core!
    Release him with a click!
    Dig around inside his head,
    See what makes him tick!
    Detach the Wheatley Core!
    Crush him into bits...
    Our dear lady GLaDOS is sure to get her kicks!
    Detach the Wheatley Core!
    Turn him into starch!
    He’ll be out of power and She’ll be back in charge!
    Ahahahahahaha!
    -----
    More of my Portal songs you might enjoy:
    THIS IS APERTURE - • Portal - This Is Aperture
    CAROL OF THE TURRETS - • Portal - Carol Of The ...
    HELLO - • Portal - Hello
    PIT SONG - • Portal - The Pit Song
    DEFECTIVE - • Portal - Defective
    IF I WERE A CORE - • Portal - If I Were A Core
    THE WHEATLEY SONG - • Portal - The Wheatley ...
    GLaDOS IS TO BLAME - • Portal - GLaDOS Is To ...
    DUMB WAYS TO DIE - • Dumb Ways To Die - Por...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @notFideos
    @notFideos 7 років тому +834

    *Portal 3 Credits*
    Cast
    Wheatley: Harry
    GLaDoS:Harry
    Every turret and core:Harry

    • @thonktank1239
      @thonktank1239 7 років тому +4

      Wake me up inside Wo is Henry XD

    • @notFideos
      @notFideos 7 років тому +3

      Lord Darkon AUTO CORRECT WHY

    • @keenan9084
      @keenan9084 7 років тому +5

      Wake me up inside harry: harry

    • @TheWaffleLord6787
      @TheWaffleLord6787 7 років тому +16

      Harry Potter: Ellen McLain

    • @mrplayfulshade1038
      @mrplayfulshade1038 7 років тому +1

      Wake me up inside Dont you mean the Lego Portal credit song?

  • @ruttsuco.804
    @ruttsuco.804 5 років тому +5190

    Not gonna lie, I was half expecting Wheatley to be like “you know I can hear you right?” At the end

    • @jekubfimbulwing5370
      @jekubfimbulwing5370 5 років тому +958

      They were singing in an accent beyond his range of hearing.

    • @ruttsuco.804
      @ruttsuco.804 5 років тому +175

      Jekub Fimbulwing thank you

    • @glados1418
      @glados1418 5 років тому +159

      The moron is too dumb to think of that.

    • @samfaber5378
      @samfaber5378 5 років тому +21

      @Øĉéåŋ Ęmpĕŕŏŗ nobody cares.

    • @samfaber5378
      @samfaber5378 5 років тому +31

      @Øĉéåŋ Ęmpĕŕŏŗ what is not relevant now?

  • @kirb2119
    @kirb2119 3 роки тому +3059

    I love how the defective turret literally called the fact core stupid

    • @MetaFanWing
      @MetaFanWing 2 роки тому +271

      I mean...have you heard his “facts”?

    • @Raccthusiast
      @Raccthusiast 2 роки тому +201

      Well Fact Core said Shakespeare's plays were made by ghosts

    • @deformal4319
      @deformal4319 2 роки тому +151

      @@Raccthusiast technically he's not wrong

    • @cutiepatootie4094
      @cutiepatootie4094 2 роки тому +45

      @@deformal4319 he is now

    • @dylancreations4934
      @dylancreations4934 2 роки тому +35

      @@deformal4319 he is rightt

  • @wolfhunt8400
    @wolfhunt8400 2 роки тому +305

    I like how the detective turret and the regular turret sounds so well together when they are singing

    • @SaulGoodmanTotallyReal
      @SaulGoodmanTotallyReal 7 місяців тому +5

      Columbo turret

    • @DavidMuri-lm5vy
      @DavidMuri-lm5vy 5 місяців тому +5

      Literally this song has the same musical flow to it as the song kidnap Mr. Sandy Claus from the 1993 PG rated Disney movie the nightmare before Christmas, And I'm surprised I still remember this after all these years of not watching this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @guidingkeyblade7834
    @guidingkeyblade7834 5 років тому +4283

    Wheatly: "You guys are scheming aren't you?"
    Everyone together: "No we aren't."
    Wheatly: "Oh, okay!"

    • @duoblade332
      @duoblade332 4 роки тому +227

      Wheatley is probably stupid enough to believe that

    • @Mr.Crawlyo
      @Mr.Crawlyo 4 роки тому +129

      Yep sounds like something Wheatley would do

    • @conkle4787
      @conkle4787 4 роки тому +19

      Repeat

    • @jeanethcapilitan2909
      @jeanethcapilitan2909 4 роки тому +11

      100 percent dumb

    • @duoblade332
      @duoblade332 4 роки тому +22

      Wheatley Core Uhhh
      The cake is in the next room

  • @yakkyrwhackr
    @yakkyrwhackr 4 роки тому +3244

    "Detach the Wheatley core, theow him into space, leave him there for many years till his power fades!"
    Chell and GLaDOS: "Hmmm....
    Good idea...."

    • @impossible-bother2586
      @impossible-bother2586 4 роки тому +114

      I like *POTaTOS* , they are so tasty

    • @KingKablooie
      @KingKablooie 4 роки тому +106

      I feel like I'm the only one that felt bad after letting go.

    • @Sparkingcircuits_
      @Sparkingcircuits_ 4 роки тому +49

      King Kablooie you’re not

    • @tovanongsy7370
      @tovanongsy7370 4 роки тому +23

      How did defected Turret have ammo?,? Magic?

    • @cmcphotography1
      @cmcphotography1 4 роки тому +12

      @MarshOfMello maybe this part makes you feel better 2:32

  • @MiningNatureYT
    @MiningNatureYT 2 роки тому +203

    Defective Turret: *maniacal laughter*
    Turret: *nervous laughter*
    Turret: *reconsiders life choices*

    • @Zorinox
      @Zorinox Рік тому +5

      The defective turret…isn’t actually defective.

    • @gamerafton
      @gamerafton Рік тому +1

      @@Zorinox just out of bullets i guess

    • @Zorinox
      @Zorinox Рік тому

      @@gamerafton The defective turret in the song? Nope.

    • @gamerafton
      @gamerafton Рік тому

      @@Zorinox i mean he does have bullets for that purpose only so

    • @Zorinox
      @Zorinox Рік тому

      @@gamerafton*Then how is he defective?*

  • @frdspa5434
    @frdspa5434 3 роки тому +245

    Everyone talking about the defect shooting at 2:32 but remember that this is in the defective’s mind

    • @fusionb8zy092
      @fusionb8zy092 2 роки тому +11

      true

    • @schhur
      @schhur 2 роки тому +6

      Ant thay can just put bullits in him

    • @distracted-tea
      @distracted-tea 2 роки тому +20

      @@schhur No the defective turret literally blows up in the glad-os fight. even if bullets are put in them it wont work

    • @MaxMTTpm
      @MaxMTTpm Рік тому +1

      It was in le head

    • @ellmeble6054
      @ellmeble6054 10 місяців тому +1

      Co-op version of portal the defective turrets shoot.

  • @kjpark0907
    @kjpark0907 4 роки тому +1815

    “If we blow him up, he will be in pieces! Then she’ll never hear him scream!”
    *proceeds to sing about crushing him to bits*

  • @sketchymoof
    @sketchymoof 7 років тому +289

    'Wait I've got a better plan to catch this blue eyed Englishman!'
    I died. 😂

    • @Harry101UK
      @Harry101UK  7 років тому +27

      RIP

    • @Kingman524
      @Kingman524 7 років тому +7

      Harry101UK (titanic themesong here)

    • @HexagonOverdose
      @HexagonOverdose 7 років тому +3

      Wheatley The core You just got R3KT (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @nicolegardner1710
      @nicolegardner1710 7 років тому +2

      Hey hey hey. This profile picture ain't big enough for the two of us.

    • @nicolegardner1710
      @nicolegardner1710 7 років тому +1

      I was just poking fun at seeing another person with a similar profile picture.
      Carry on with your endless search on UA-cam to fill that insatiable void for entertainment!

  • @epicanimator3015
    @epicanimator3015 3 роки тому +94

    The Machines: *Argue with what they should do for so long that chell already defeats him*

    • @karirasmussen5833
      @karirasmussen5833 2 роки тому +3

      Chell killed glados 2 times then wheatly chell must be filled with Determination

  • @NAFProjects
    @NAFProjects 3 роки тому +185

    I *ABSOLUTLEY ADORE* the Fact Core's lines.
    "I say we take a rocket sentry, aim it at his lair, and then knock 3 times and when he answers, that moron will be no more".
    So cute, too!

    • @laranuke1452
      @laranuke1452 7 місяців тому +3

      fact core is cute

    • @AjSunset5401
      @AjSunset5401 7 місяців тому +3

      Tbh I think that the Trojan horse way is the best

  • @vdesatch6273
    @vdesatch6273 7 років тому +136

    Blue-eyed Englishman. Becausing having to pause the video everytime to prevent laughter-enduced hyperventalation is something I wanted to do.

  • @demonboi6930
    @demonboi6930 3 роки тому +2648

    Everyone: "The defective turrets are useless they can't hurt you."
    The defective turrets: 2:31

  • @elanrg
    @elanrg 3 роки тому +610

    “I wish these robots weren’t so dumb.”
    “Hey I’m not the dumb one!”
    “You’re no fun.”
    “Shut up”
    “ *M* *A* *K* *E* *M* *E* “

  • @vikitooooooo
    @vikitooooooo Рік тому +65

    I feel bad for Wheatley. In fact, it wasn't his fault. He just wasn't designed to control the facility, but to stop GLaDOS from trying to flood the entire facility with neurotoxin. And plus, Wheatley's hardware was just too underpowered to use the mainframe. The mainframe just pushed him beyond his limits, and thus, he couldn't resist. He couldn't think properly, nor maintain the facility properly, because his hardware was just not designed for that stuff. On the other hand, GLaDOS was designed to control the facility (and to contain Caroline's mind).

    • @dominicburch2374
      @dominicburch2374 7 місяців тому +7

      I honestly agree with you. Wheatley was indeed, not designed to run the facility. Also, You are correct about GLaDOS containing Caroline's mind, because there is a theory that GLaDOS is actually Caroline, because during Cave Johnson's final words at the near end of the Old Aperture area, he said something about brain mapping, which I guess is when you take someone's consciousness and quite literally put them into a computer. He unfortunately passed away from lunar poison before he could put into a computer, and live forever. So I think they put Caroline's consciousness in a computer and renamed her to GLaDOS so she can run the facility, and grant Cave's final wish after he passed. What do you think? I may be going a little overboard here, but what do you think?

    • @vikitooooooo
      @vikitooooooo 7 місяців тому +1

      @@dominicburch2374 yeah

    • @dominicburch2374
      @dominicburch2374 7 місяців тому +1

      @@vikitooooooo I mean, in all fairness, it does make sense.

    • @vikitooooooo
      @vikitooooooo 7 місяців тому

      @@dominicburch2374 yep

    • @fenexus404
      @fenexus404 6 місяців тому +5

      @@dominicburch2374 It was confirmed in game itself. GLaDOS is caroline, her conscience is caroline

  • @cheekythemonkey748
    @cheekythemonkey748 7 років тому +220

    *Finishes video*
    ...
    *Silently waits in corner for Wheatley's Lament*

    • @legokenobi1185
      @legokenobi1185 7 років тому +27

      or "what's this?" from curiosity Core

    • @PRGME7
      @PRGME7 7 років тому +7

      Trollimpo no from space core

    • @CoffieRaptorStudios
      @CoffieRaptorStudios 6 років тому

      Superfast Jellyfish ye 83

    • @jakobthomas1926
      @jakobthomas1926 6 років тому +10

      "What's Space? What's Space? It sounds like lots of fun."

    • @anthraxmacabre5200
      @anthraxmacabre5200 6 років тому +2

      Jakob Thomas it's loads of fun!! If you can breath and survive in space otherwise you're dead!!

  • @waffle9416
    @waffle9416 7 років тому +225

    Waiter: are you ready to order?
    me: yes i would like a wheatly cooked rare.
    waiter: a what?
    me: a wheatly

    • @spacekraken666
      @spacekraken666 7 років тому +12

      a wheat what?

    • @explodoboyv2
      @explodoboyv2 7 років тому +29

      Wheatley, That blue eyed Englishman.

    • @perplexedgecko
      @perplexedgecko 7 років тому +2

      hi fellow waffle

    • @skelrek4475
      @skelrek4475 7 років тому +9

      Waffle uh, yea, I'd like a core sandwich with whole wheatley bread, and make sure the meat is rare.

    • @aracharsley7357
      @aracharsley7357 7 років тому +1

      LOL!

  • @spacecore6340
    @spacecore6340 6 місяців тому +13

    im watching this video from space
    please never take me back
    i love it here

  • @noyz-anything
    @noyz-anything 3 роки тому +47

    If you do more of these Portalmare before Christmas songs, might I suggest "What's This" from the perspective of the Space Core in Space.
    "What's this? What's this? There's stars and SPACE abound! What's this? What's this? And there's Earth, it's big and round!"

  • @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username
    @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username 7 років тому +435

    Poor wheatley. I'm pretty sure that it's the Central AI mainframe that makes the core evil. GLaDOS wasn't evil when she was outside of it, meanwhile Wheatley became evil as soon as he got plugged into it. You know how it goes, absolute power corrupts absolutely.

    • @ennardsteaparty870
      @ennardsteaparty870 7 років тому +58

      Yeah, thats why i get so ticked off when people say "Wheatley betrays you in the game!" like, dude no he didn't

    • @stuchris
      @stuchris 7 років тому +14

      you know that this is explained within the game, right? lol

    • @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username
      @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username 7 років тому +30

      Not really, at least definitely not directly.

    • @stuchris
      @stuchris 7 років тому +16

      Glad explains as a potato that Wheatley was a core made to maker her an idiot and she called him a "tumor" remember?

    • @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username
      @im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username 7 років тому +19

      Well yeah, but that's besides the point. Wheatley was one of the cores that they put onto her to make her behave when she was constructed. Like the four cores that you incinerate at the end of the first game.

  • @LeonMRr
    @LeonMRr 3 роки тому +2368

    It's so cute to see how much they love their queen

    • @ppghuman90
      @ppghuman90 3 роки тому +68

      REMEMBER TEAM WHEATLEY BUY GOLD GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

    • @Aldrien3
      @Aldrien3 3 роки тому +6

      Yes

    • @Ace_Spades.
      @Ace_Spades. 3 роки тому +81

      Simp bots

    • @Foolmaster34
      @Foolmaster34 3 роки тому +12

      @@Ace_Spades. ha

    • @that1_guy1307
      @that1_guy1307 3 роки тому +7

      Huh people still watch this

  • @Fionacle
    @Fionacle 3 роки тому +15

    As a Wheatley simp this is terrifying
    As a music lover this is amazing

  • @NAFProjects
    @NAFProjects 3 роки тому +14

    This is so cute!
    This sounds amazing!
    It's dubstep!
    It has the charm of Portal 2!
    It has the charm of the original!
    *SO GOOD*

  • @reflex3843
    @reflex3843 7 років тому +620

    This video is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, watch this video. *Bzz*
    You should now feel mentally reinvigorated.

    • @billywhizz09
      @billywhizz09 7 років тому +38

      You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, then there's something wrong with you.

    • @HunhowsShadowStalker
      @HunhowsShadowStalker 7 років тому +22

      You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect endlessly on this masterful music. [Video replays]

    • @TheInterNep
      @TheInterNep 7 років тому +5

      lol

    • @SpaceNinja116
      @SpaceNinja116 7 років тому +2

      XD

    • @scooter9647
      @scooter9647 7 років тому +3

      XD

  • @chell4707
    @chell4707 3 роки тому +3012

    *•holds a sign saying: "Yes, this is canon"•*

  • @bekfast_4781
    @bekfast_4781 3 роки тому +17

    God this is so good! I’ve listened to this like 15 times already...

  • @anthonyoliver418
    @anthonyoliver418 2 роки тому +9

    Before I heard this I never thought the combo of nightmare before Christmas and portal 2 would ever be an thing, in pleasantly surprised with it now.

  • @atlasrules87
    @atlasrules87 7 років тому +838

    I actually feel bad for Wheatley because he was corrupted by the mainframe, total power corrupts, y'know.

    • @Harry101UK
      @Harry101UK  7 років тому +211

      Absolutely.

    • @notabonepizza2915
      @notabonepizza2915 7 років тому +35

      Trump in a nutshell

    • @rasmusazu
      @rasmusazu 7 років тому +24

      patryk gaming Desperate for attention eh?

    • @rasmusazu
      @rasmusazu 7 років тому +12

      TrexMobile Gaming How very adult of you ^.-

    • @shiromwangi786
      @shiromwangi786 7 років тому +19

      I agree I actually miss him

  • @deeked700
    @deeked700 7 років тому +300

    Eeeeey. See, quality like this is why people need to be more patient. You can't rush utter PERFECTION.

    • @deeked700
      @deeked700 7 років тому +9

      Oh, sweet. Nice to be noticed for a change. Thank ya for the highlight Harry. I appreciate it.

    • @Axodus
      @Axodus 7 років тому +1

      what a nice guy!

    • @TLAO777
      @TLAO777 7 років тому +3

      Deeked `
      Springtrap: That's why it took so long for me to die.

    • @parkcs7529
      @parkcs7529 7 років тому +3

      Deeked ` these animations are not easy! So it takes forever.

  • @lolitramos3671
    @lolitramos3671 11 місяців тому +4

    2:27 Defective Turret:Shoots
    Me:The math aint mathin

  • @yethmc3606
    @yethmc3606 3 роки тому +4

    This deserves- no REQUIRES an award

  • @Person4772
    @Person4772 7 років тому +413

    His neighbors probably think he is completely crazy as he talks to hmself

    • @aclevername8399
      @aclevername8399 6 років тому +80

      In multiple voices, I may add.

    • @inandoutmusicproduction228
      @inandoutmusicproduction228 6 років тому +3

      person4772 I thought that to 🤣

    • @magmamouse7270
      @magmamouse7270 5 років тому +13

      Henry's Neighbors: What the hell is this guy doing about a girl making a fish cake?"

    • @thederpygurl3420
      @thederpygurl3420 5 років тому +9

      @@magmamouse7270 Neighbors: Wait? is this guy planning a murder?!?!

    • @simplebyte5729
      @simplebyte5729 5 років тому +5

      Imagine just hearing from downstairs "DETACH THE WHEATLEY CORE!"

  • @ShatteredDream-ww2hp
    @ShatteredDream-ww2hp 5 років тому +431

    Defective turret:MUAHAHAHAHA
    turret:ahahaha...
    Yeah
    That the real reason why Defective turrets dont have bullets...

  • @babygirlbirdReao
    @babygirlbirdReao 3 роки тому +20

    0:30 My favorite part.

  • @Vlumpty_Vonty
    @Vlumpty_Vonty 2 роки тому +7

    notice: a ton of wheatlys were harmed in the making of this

  • @afghanistandaily9175
    @afghanistandaily9175 7 років тому +308

    feel like this guy could make portal 3 better than valve

    • @jmcb0089
      @jmcb0089 7 років тому +23

      He did (with some other people). It's called Portal Stories.

    • @Axodus
      @Axodus 7 років тому +4

      but it's a prequel not a sequel

    • @notFideos
      @notFideos 7 років тому +18

      The_steryotypical_russain Portal 3 Cast
      Wheatley:Harry
      GLaDoS:Harry
      Adventure core:Harry
      Every core:Henry

    • @hyperlight2970
      @hyperlight2970 7 років тому

      The_steryotypical_russain. This is true

    • @Soviniy
      @Soviniy 7 років тому

      Wake me up inside Henry? I didn't know Fire Emblem extended into neuroscience! The more you know, nyaha!

  • @TheStupendium
    @TheStupendium 7 років тому +2787

    This video is 100% Ray approved.
    Though it could use more sharks...

    • @Harry101UK
      @Harry101UK  7 років тому +451

      Death by shark for Wheatley? Damn; I missed an opportunity! ;)

    • @TheStupendium
      @TheStupendium 7 років тому +223

      And a perfect cameo opportunity. ;)

    • @hyperhero2
      @hyperhero2 7 років тому +106

      Not any sharks. LASER SHARKS.

    • @themaninabucket8365
      @themaninabucket8365 7 років тому +25

      Harry101UK Lost opportunities, there are many

    • @TheStupendium
      @TheStupendium 7 років тому +84

      Ray appreciates fine sharks of all varieties. Laser endowed or otherwise. ;)

  • @sergodobro2569
    @sergodobro2569 2 роки тому +6

    I just love how they sing the last notes about her being back in charge!

  • @Fleshi_Guy615
    @Fleshi_Guy615 2 роки тому +8

    I didn't expect this to be a Nightmare before christmas parody, love this

  • @jeredek9901
    @jeredek9901 5 років тому +525

    It's funny how they sing so happily about killing someone

    • @StarGodzilla
      @StarGodzilla 4 роки тому +3

      JEREDEK wot?

    • @jeremyaster7470
      @jeremyaster7470 4 роки тому +31

      But then you realize that "Someone" was a culmination of the greatest minds of the century working together to create the dumbest moron who ever lived.

    • @justbill8392
      @justbill8392 4 роки тому +8

      JEREDEK Assasination classroom students.

    • @Zean1123
      @Zean1123 4 роки тому +5

      I did when I got tired of that fucking ducks shit

    • @inversegalaxy8320
      @inversegalaxy8320 4 роки тому +3

      They are turrets...

  • @DEAD-CHANNEL-IS-DEAD
    @DEAD-CHANNEL-IS-DEAD 5 років тому +172

    *The Turret's "Yay!" was SO cute!!! ❤️❤️❤️*

    • @mithchellmcdaniel4816
      @mithchellmcdaniel4816 5 років тому +2

      I love this song to sing

    • @thinkkirby9025
      @thinkkirby9025 5 років тому +1

      :3

    • @loonloon6860
      @loonloon6860 5 років тому +1

      Fluttershy

    • @suffer.719
      @suffer.719 5 років тому +4

      Just, Turrets are cute, without any bullets....

    • @fricot
      @fricot 4 роки тому

      Now it would be cuter if it was an oracle turret.
      Welp, if you don't mind, I've got some crushin' to do **grabs a cube**

  • @hestiarose
    @hestiarose Рік тому +5

    It's funny, this song fits into the tone of Portal like a glove. It's like they were made for each other.

  • @sizzlefriedder
    @sizzlefriedder 2 місяці тому +2

    MAN, THE NOSTALGIA IS HITTING HARD WITH THIS ONE,!!!

  • @JacobMayne
    @JacobMayne 3 роки тому +723

    I love how this is combining literally my two favourite things ever. Nightmare before christmas mixed with portal is stuff i thought only happened in dreams

  • @michalkropkatxt
    @michalkropkatxt 7 років тому +115

    The fuctional turret's voice is the most beautiful voice I heard in my life.

  • @nether303
    @nether303 3 роки тому +5

    This song, out of context, sounds evil but yet it is about the main villain and I think that is genius

  • @Oldsaintnick1980
    @Oldsaintnick1980 2 роки тому +5

    Everyone: the defected turret is useless it can't hurt anyone.
    The defected turret: 2:32

  • @tessapoletynski6947
    @tessapoletynski6947 4 роки тому +296

    “Your so stupid think now if blow him into smithereens he will be in pieces and then she’ll never him scream!”
    *Proceeds to talk about other ways to turn him to pieces*

    • @glados_gaming4170
      @glados_gaming4170 3 роки тому +11

      ALL OF 'EM ARE MORONS!

    • @MannicMannix
      @MannicMannix 3 роки тому +3

      Yes but that’s how the original song whent

    • @NAFProjects
      @NAFProjects 3 роки тому +8

      No, that's what *GLaDOS* will do. They're not gonna destroy him directly, they're just gonna detach him.

    • @Jermain-cz4bh
      @Jermain-cz4bh 3 роки тому +5

      @@NAFProjects sure shooting him with a billion bullets is detaching him

    • @reychiu2581
      @reychiu2581 3 роки тому +3

      @@Jermain-cz4bh i assume they’ll shoot at the wires, and i dont think bullets will immediately turn him into pieces, but might break him off or deactivate him

  • @Sewshii
    @Sewshii 7 років тому +5120

    Why hasn't valve hired you yet...?

    • @thecombinesoldier6611
      @thecombinesoldier6611 7 років тому +160

      cuz lord gaben is eeevil

    • @omikron6218
      @omikron6218 7 років тому +66

      ZokushaRoyal Wasn't he involved in tier 3 or something, but it was canceled

    • @vulkinhotland3421
      @vulkinhotland3421 7 років тому +371

      Reason: Too confusing for new players

    • @Spinnie1
      @Spinnie1 7 років тому +122

      Because then it would take years instead of months to get a good animation.

    • @sifodyascovers4456
      @sifodyascovers4456 7 років тому +16

      great joke

  • @chugunniy_povelitel
    @chugunniy_povelitel 3 роки тому +2

    Damn, this is like everyone wants to destroy ice age baby, but with Wheatley

  • @neildixson3490
    @neildixson3490 3 роки тому +3

    2:58 this laugh…it's perfect.

  • @adrianleo5954
    @adrianleo5954 4 роки тому +724

    *MEANWHILE*
    Chell: *pulls a portal on moon*
    Wheatley: Oops...

    • @Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit
      @Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit 4 роки тому +5

      Uhh not really, at least those morons didn't get to kill me, and now I'm In space with another moron that screams "SPACE!" all the time |:/

    • @KingKablooie
      @KingKablooie 4 роки тому +6

      @@Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit *DON'T WORRY WHEATUS! IMMA COMING!*
      It'll only take a few more years. Apperantly I can't use the Governments personal Spaceship to save two robot spheres named "Wheatly" and.. I'm just gonna call space core "Big Dipper".

    • @Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit
      @Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit 4 роки тому +3

      @GLaDOS I AM NOT A MORON!

    • @Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit
      @Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit 4 роки тому +2

      @GLaDOS NO IM NO.... wait..... didn't I put you in a potato?

    • @Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit
      @Papyrus_in_a_HEV_Suit 4 роки тому +3

      @GLaDOS I'd prefer space over being trapped in a potato or android hell

  • @jazzydrawz3792
    @jazzydrawz3792 5 років тому +241

    The more I listen to this the more I realise this is a "dumb ways to die" video with Wheatley.

    • @slashplane
      @slashplane 4 роки тому +1

      Untill you remember this is a parody of nightmare before Christmas.

    • @oomishroomi8171
      @oomishroomi8171 4 роки тому

      True

    • @robust2426
      @robust2426 4 роки тому

      @Gregory Steedley Actually watch the movie the nightmare before christmas the part the kids sing about catching santa and the you will finally see the truth.

    • @glad0sa.i.348
      @glad0sa.i.348 3 роки тому

      The dumbest way is to wait around for Half Life 3

  • @GlitchItUp4031
    @GlitchItUp4031 Рік тому +2

    00:51 'Blue-eyed Englishman' My favorite line by far.😂

  • @viktorsotko4112
    @viktorsotko4112 3 місяці тому +1

    Even after 6 years it still a banger

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop 7 років тому +175

    GABE, HIRE THIS GUY RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW.

    • @ghemnioc-293
      @ghemnioc-293 6 років тому +2

      YES.

    • @SoullessManiac
      @SoullessManiac 6 років тому +39

      Unfortunately, Valve probably won't hire him because Harry can count to 3, and Gabe probably sees that ability to be Satan's way of possessing someone.

    • @ghemnioc-293
      @ghemnioc-293 6 років тому

      +CFM So true.

    • @evileyeden8024
      @evileyeden8024 6 років тому +1

      @Lord Omega What are you, Valve in disguise? They posted the script for HL3 online, that means they've probably quit.

    • @PretzonPretzel
      @PretzonPretzel 6 років тому

      Evil EyeDen
      It's been confirmed for a while they've canceled Half life 3. I saw some things about a half life 4 (yea I don't know) but it's not confirmed. But yes, they canceled Half life 3.

  • @TemporalOSM
    @TemporalOSM 4 роки тому +115

    2:57 THAT TURRET LAUGH OH MY GOD

  • @nova7770_art
    @nova7770_art 2 роки тому +2

    The turret screaming "YAY!" was so adorable I literally melted

  • @solarial2008
    @solarial2008 2 роки тому +3

    D.Turret, W.Turret, Rick and Fact Core succeeded to detach Wheatley, but the result was NOT what they expected out of GLaDOS:
    She didn't reward them.
    She just sent them back to their jobs, much to the anger to the group, which caused the turrets to overthrow GLaDOS in a song-y revolution. GLaDOS was now PianOS in this alternate universe

  • @Sonicfan416
    @Sonicfan416 6 років тому +343

    And then they found out Wheatley was listening to them singing the whole time so they died

    • @chickadeechicken9623
      @chickadeechicken9623 5 років тому

      Hahaha!!!! Yeah IKR!!! 😄

    • @ezekielbaskerville2710
      @ezekielbaskerville2710 5 років тому +22

      He's *literally* right behind him. He's stupid, sure, but he isn't deaf...

    • @wolfether
      @wolfether 5 років тому +1

      the end.

    • @gojoPart2
      @gojoPart2 5 років тому

      @@ezekielbaskerville2710 well is made to be that

    • @carrinanorth4224
      @carrinanorth4224 5 років тому

      Only if there stupider than him witch you know isn't possible is it

  • @LinkieLinkGameing
    @LinkieLinkGameing 7 років тому +300

    And another amazing Portal song by Hary101uk!
    I'm excited to see what you have next! >w

    • @Voc_spooksauce
      @Voc_spooksauce 7 років тому +13

      Yeah,not surprised it was amazing,again.

  • @theveryfunnymyth
    @theveryfunnymyth 6 місяців тому +1

    I love how at 2:04 the turret says "yay!" at the idea of getting a cake, what a silly billy :)

  • @battadia
    @battadia 2 роки тому +1

    I love how P-Body is just vibing the whole time

  • @smilingiceberg955
    @smilingiceberg955 4 роки тому +158

    2:58 the white turrent is laughing so nervously oh my god-

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 3 роки тому +19

      The turret realized that Wheatley heard them the whole time.

    • @smilingiceberg955
      @smilingiceberg955 3 роки тому +6

      @@wta1518 I know

    • @Candme38
      @Candme38 3 роки тому +3

      Turrents are the worst
      Turrent?

    • @Yuri-xg4ni
      @Yuri-xg4ni 3 роки тому +5

      So... That's what happens when you pirate a game as a torrent. Turret + Torrent = Turrent

  • @softi3489
    @softi3489 7 років тому +209

    *old man voice* "It's been 84 years..."

    • @quotvine5180
      @quotvine5180 7 років тому +1

      do you come from tumblr

    • @softi3489
      @softi3489 7 років тому +2

      yeaye123 Ye yes

    • @mostrico0728
      @mostrico0728 7 років тому +1

      *BENDY AND THE INK MACHINE INTENSFIES*

    • @softi3489
      @softi3489 7 років тому

      Mostrico07 The furry wat

    • @Axodus
      @Axodus 7 років тому

      you don't even know where the 84 years originated from.

  • @belle83773
    @belle83773 3 роки тому +9

    1:20 My favourite part

  • @beefbottle2816
    @beefbottle2816 2 роки тому +1

    man , im back after years. this song will never get old

  • @kirbl1153
    @kirbl1153 4 роки тому +134

    Before: *BLAAAAAAAAAME*
    Glados is to *BLAAAAME*
    Now:
    *DETACH THE WEATHLEY CORE*

  • @pokepals2780
    @pokepals2780 3 роки тому +66

    I love the attention to detail Henry has. The fact core and adventure core are planning to detach Wheatley and they were the corrupted cores in the Wheatley boss fight and I only just noticed that.

    • @patriciojose1505
      @patriciojose1505 Рік тому

      And the turrets are planning kill/destroy him

    • @369destroyer
      @369destroyer 5 місяців тому +1

      I wonder when Space Core got roped into this XD

  • @Uuan1000
    @Uuan1000 2 роки тому +1

    i like how rick (adventure core) and milo (fact core) actually get to take part in defeating him

  • @quinnabrams8875
    @quinnabrams8875 3 роки тому

    this and your sound of science videos are amazing. youve got a sub!!

  • @pokeprime94
    @pokeprime94 4 роки тому +395

    Poor little Wheatley.
    I love him so much and it’s really sad to watch him die in like 100 different ways.
    The idea of him running out of power in space is definitely one of the saddest, that and the crusher and the incinerator.
    Still, amazing video as always

    • @laym.glitched
      @laym.glitched 4 роки тому +19

      Yeah same

    • @DaxAxeOffical
      @DaxAxeOffical 3 роки тому +45

      He was corrupted by the glados thingy thing that holds glados and then he was left to die in space a unfortunate fate for a good guy who just wanted to help

    • @unisonbeck5872
      @unisonbeck5872 3 роки тому +15

      I know, right?????
      😫
      But at the same time, awesome vid

    • @theflightguy8726
      @theflightguy8726 3 роки тому +20

      The incinerator wouldn’t really work. As far as I know, all Aperture Science equipment is able to handle heat up to 3000 degrees (that’s why you get the companion cube back at the end of portal 2.) I don’t remember where I read this so it might be completely false :/

    • @quitequeerquesadilla
      @quitequeerquesadilla 3 роки тому +2

      @@Max_GX God! I was so worried! Is space core bothering you too much?

  • @TyranntX
    @TyranntX 5 років тому +199

    This parody song is more gruesome than original!
    I like it

    • @grrlstar100
      @grrlstar100 4 роки тому +13

      TyranntX the original is just kids not knowing what kidnapping is and making plans to kill santa

    • @nicholasros7887
      @nicholasros7887 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah yeah yeah boring

    • @GSFigure
      @GSFigure 4 роки тому +2

      @@grrlstar100 lmao

  • @androidandpctechtips7525
    @androidandpctechtips7525 3 роки тому +2

    Thank you for this song i had surgery and thissong distracted it from my suffering

  • @ShaneLawYT
    @ShaneLawYT 3 роки тому

    this is just the best portal 2 music you made that i have heard!

  • @probablynot8154
    @probablynot8154 7 років тому +98

    Holy crap, you have loved a bunch of comments.
    Shouldn't we be the ones loving your videos?

    • @Kingman524
      @Kingman524 7 років тому +8

      Ayciate :3 well we already do

  • @cykachu8080
    @cykachu8080 7 років тому +110

    BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS:
    DID THE TURRETS GET AN AWARD?

  • @tinytinachocochip2896
    @tinytinachocochip2896 6 днів тому

    i've had this music in my head for 30 minutes and i just couldn't remember where i heard it, it appeared in my head like a flash. i am so Relieved

  • @kytenterprises9338
    @kytenterprises9338 Рік тому +2

    2:32
    Defective Turret: *OMG I CAN FINALLY SHOOT*
    Turret: *uhh can you give me my bullet back?*

  • @OnMyGooberGrind
    @OnMyGooberGrind 4 роки тому +389

    NOTICE: No Wheatleys were actually harmed in the making of these scenes

    • @MischievousMoth
      @MischievousMoth 3 роки тому +19

      Good, do you know how hard it is to fix us Cores? Bloody hard..

    • @fatkrabs752
      @fatkrabs752 3 роки тому +8

      @@MischievousMoth do you know how much time it takes us to wake up from being knocked over? 23 years

    • @MischievousMoth
      @MischievousMoth 3 роки тому +2

      @@fatkrabs752 damn.. feel bad for you turrets

    • @MischievousMoth
      @MischievousMoth 3 роки тому +1

      @Hume zee true.. true.. OHFUCKWHEATLEYGOTINCONTROLAGAIN-- FUCKHETURNEDMEINTOAPOTATOHELP-

    • @MischievousMoth
      @MischievousMoth 3 роки тому

      @Hume zee HELPWHEATLEYTURNEDMEINTOAPOTATO-
      AAAAAAAAA--

  • @doggo4616
    @doggo4616 7 років тому +1242

    NEVER CLICKED ON A NOTIFICATION SO FAST

  • @_The_RFG_Club_
    @_The_RFG_Club_ Рік тому

    always gotta come back to this song man, it is amazing

  • @angelaharding7887
    @angelaharding7887 2 роки тому

    This is my fav song now thank you

  • @IECB-studios
    @IECB-studios 7 років тому +127

    YES
    YES
    YES
    YES
    YES
    *Y E E*
    Edit: THE LIKES, *MOM GET THE CAMERA!*

    • @Harry101UK
      @Harry101UK  7 років тому +15

      Yes?

    • @Xenthio
      @Xenthio 7 років тому +3

      No?

    • @dracibatic2433
      @dracibatic2433 7 років тому +5

      maybe so?

    • @charmyzard
      @charmyzard 7 років тому +13

      harry, i woyld like to see Wheately as a potato.... that would have been hilarious!

    • @jksparkle2799
      @jksparkle2799 7 років тому +1

      Charmy The Charizard-OM Goodness, I nearly lost it at that point. :D

  • @folgentpears7107
    @folgentpears7107 4 роки тому +77

    AKA "The many ways to torture Wheatley"

  • @bird..enthusiast
    @bird..enthusiast 3 місяці тому

    I can't stop coming back to this video I love the turret voices so much:)

  • @ThatPillow
    @ThatPillow Рік тому +1

    I like how he peeks into their conversation in the first scene of their planning, I wish there was some mention of this

  • @adrianostrowski6431
    @adrianostrowski6431 3 роки тому +79

    You know, you have to admire their devotion to GLaDOS.
    Also, the defective turret had smart ideas. I like that.

  • @marcogh
    @marcogh 7 років тому +77

    This is proof it's not all about what software you use, it's about your skills.

    • @Liyniia
      @Liyniia 6 років тому

      TMC MarCodeRed Very end look at other sfm videos.... you need a b huge amount of skill for that

  • @krisbies
    @krisbies 10 місяців тому

    Can we please appreciate how Atlas and P-Body are incorporated into this animation? Like, Harry always does a good job with them but they are so well utilized here!

  • @sayetaroh2416
    @sayetaroh2416 3 роки тому +3

    2:32 I am so proud of the defective turret here

  • @mattmanxd4190
    @mattmanxd4190 4 роки тому +42

    Wheatley is easily one of my favourite video game characters and I was so heartbroken when he turnt evil. I wish he didn’t need to betray me and be thrown into space where he will suffer a boring life until his power fades.

  • @1nfinitune533
    @1nfinitune533 6 років тому +289

    "The perfect Portal song doesn't exi-"
    *This channel pops up*
    "I stand corrected"

  • @Dzhugashvily
    @Dzhugashvily 3 роки тому +1

    i heard this 2 years ago and i remembered it again.... ahhh good old days .

  • @razorwolf2758
    @razorwolf2758 2 роки тому +1

    honestly this should have over 10 million views by now its so cool

  • @daniloroganovic9367
    @daniloroganovic9367 4 роки тому +178

    ,,If I were on her subject list I would rather drown!"
    GLaDOS: u know I can revive u, right?

    • @GSFigure
      @GSFigure 4 роки тому +15

      She litterally said: dont disappoint me, or I will make you wish you would die.

    • @glados_gaming4170
      @glados_gaming4170 3 роки тому +12

      ...
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • @AdrieJ06
      @AdrieJ06 3 роки тому +1

      @@glados_gaming4170 please don't ya hesss mmssjb

    • @AdrieJ06
      @AdrieJ06 3 роки тому

      @@glados_gaming4170 FALVOSR

    • @nandinimeena9824
      @nandinimeena9824 3 роки тому

      @@AdrieJ06 tf

  • @CaptainTransit
    @CaptainTransit 7 років тому +253

    I just love the bickering between Rick and the defective turret. Cracks me up every time.

    • @grizzzlis
      @grizzzlis 6 років тому +3

      Detach the Wheatley core! Why do I love this much.

    • @nerd_5615
      @nerd_5615 6 років тому +3

      Rick: I wish these robots weren’t so dumb
      Defective turret: I’m not the the dumb one
      Turret: your no fun
      Rick:SHUT IT
      Defective turret:MAKE ME!!!

    • @edjeaz1
      @edjeaz1 5 років тому

      eh

    • @nerd_5615
      @nerd_5615 5 років тому

      Bud Anderson what do you mean eh???!

    • @nerd_5615
      @nerd_5615 5 років тому

      Defective Turret can’t you learn to like him???

  • @rhw626
    @rhw626 2 роки тому

    THIS IS SO GOOD

  • @minetruly
    @minetruly Рік тому

    This....... This....... Is my two favorite things, masterfully combined with a quality beyond normal human grasp.