I like to think this game of Jeopardy is actually taking place inside a Metal Gear Solid style VR simulation. They're training a new generation of nanomachine-enhanced soldiers by subjecting them to the worst torment there is: suspended-animation Jeopardy.
"I'll take 'Historical New York Buildings' for $200, Alex." "I'm sorry, Jack. As always, that is still not a category." "Fine. 'Toluene Cuisine' for $300."
I have to give it to the creators for portraying such a bleak social dystopia. Gone are the judges of old Jeopardy. There are no challenges. No reviews. Trebeck stands alone in a world where contestants fight for the only thing they have left. The crime is life The sentence is death
***** i still can't understand why people miss the old youtube comment system. it was a jumbled mess that made it impossible to follow conversations. it wasn't like there were less trolls, either. if anything, they had more anonymity than they do now.
Thomas Jenkins Personally, I was neutral from the start. The comment system itself I was fine with, but the forced integration into a clearly unpopular service really irked me.
For some reason the "animation plays, Beetus and Beef make up their thoughts, then give an answer as the character smiles" bit is always goddamn hilarious to me.
...I'm assuming the computers never guess wrong answers, then. What a shame they didn't just put in a random answer from the bank if it was wrong, could have been so funny! "He painted the famous painting, the Mona Lisa." "What is... San Francisco?"
i was thinking more like all the answers are laid out in a grid based on similarity and wrong answers are moved a random number of spaces away. for example, "this actor played buddy the elf in the hit movie elf" "who is pharrell williams"
I feel like MadMatty spelled San Francisco wrong on purpose to show how stupidly precise you have to be in this game. LongPlayers seem to throw a lot of stuff like that into their videos, especially if they know the game is crap.
Well, on the opposite end of the spectrum you have the NES "Family Feud" game, which accepts "CD PLAYER" for "MODEL CAR," as evidenced by Egoraptor and Jontron
I saw a lets play of family feud where the guy wrote "penis" out of boredom and it accepted it as "pencil erasers" and he won the game. He was very proud of himself.
I don't know what's worse: the fact that somebody actually thought this game was a good idea... **dramatic gulp** ...or the fact that I want to see more of it.
it was my old channel back when you were with screwattackeurope (you are that guy and i'm not just making a terrible mistake right?) I'm not upset about it or anything I just thought it was silly and confusing
TheHullusorsa Well, slowbeef and Diabetus aren't the ones playing, and I don't think Madmatty had showcasing the different animations in mind at the time.
I never got the whole Jeopardy format. "This TV host was blah blah blah" is just plain not an answer to the question "Who is Oprah Winfrey?". It might be an answer to "What is one of Oprah Winfrey's lesser accomplishments early in her career?".
The example you put up is a decent example. It would require far more specialized knowledge, and a way more flexible "acceptable response" criteria. In the (current) format of the categories that come up, they're able to give you a good bit of context, and the contestants' responses aren't going to be as long, scatter-shot, or open to interpretation as they would be if it was an open-ended question, then answer (your way). So basically it's backwards, but it's simpler for everyone involved.
Jeopardy's format is a product of cheating scandals on earlier game shows. In the '50s and '60s, American networks sometimes gave answers to contestants on their game shows to make for more exciting television. Merv Griffin created Jeopardy after his wife suggested that an entire game show be built around giving contestants the answers.
As a regular Jeopardy viewer, I can say that generally the contestants look and act like mostly normal human beings with normal human smiles. Also, never have I seen anyone celebrate like Tony did. Usually even Wheel of Fortune is tame in comparison.
I think I played an old PC version of this once or watched some relatives do-- but it had a weird habit of misspelling the correct answer. The time that I remember clearly was, the question given was "as the broadway song said 'there's no business like...'" And so someone answered and typed in "Show business". Which, apparently was wrong,-- According to Jeopardy for a 1996 PC, there is, in fact, no business like "Shoe business".
@@exiledPostman I immediately came to look for you after today's official announcement the channel is over. Your comments have given me many laughs over the years.
@HeavenlyHalberd It looks like they've moved onto other things, but it's great that they still actually hang out and do stuff together. It's nice to hear Diabetus again (He was always my favorite, fight me)
I like the fact that Jeopardy on Sega CD was made, simply because it means there's a way to still enjoy Alex Trebek's mustache. Oh, how I have missed that 'stache...
I love the fact that Alex Trebek can apparently tell if the word you say out loud is spelled wrong.
I like the little radio crackle at the end of each recorded line.
It sounds like Trebek is transmitting field commands from his secret base.
I like to think this game of Jeopardy is actually taking place inside a Metal Gear Solid style VR simulation. They're training a new generation of nanomachine-enhanced soldiers by subjecting them to the worst torment there is: suspended-animation Jeopardy.
TimrodDX "These small robots are injected into the bloodstream."
"What are NANOMACHINES, SON!?"
TimrodDX The categories are:
"Animal Trivia"
"Movie references"
"Seductive beauties"
"Cybernetics"
and "Japanese Culture".
"I'll take 'Historical New York Buildings' for $200, Alex."
"I'm sorry, Jack. As always, that is still not a category."
"Fine. 'Toluene Cuisine' for $300."
Buck Futter
I wonder if the programmers were going to go with calling it African American America, but then changed it at the last minute.
i think "Black America" is the countercontinent on the other side of the hollow earth, called as such because it doesn't see the sun
I have to give it to the creators for portraying such a bleak social dystopia. Gone are the judges of old Jeopardy. There are no challenges. No reviews. Trebeck stands alone in a world where contestants fight for the only thing they have left.
The crime is life
The sentence is death
Tony is the Luigi of Jeopardy.
And when he finally gets a good game/answer, we never see him again.
***** every year is the year of tony
In the morning it walks on four legs.
At noon it walks on two.
In the evening it walks on three.
*_WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS_*
Alex I spit my drink.
I knew it was coming and it still got me.
GG.
Alex No, I'm sorry, the answer was just "a man". The definition was not part of the answer. Thorough attempt, Mr. Dracula.
+Alex Thanks, Nerf Now
Italics are with underscores :3 *_DOH_*
Isn't that the stupid riddle Pandora gives Mike Dawson? It sounds familiar...
So this where those profile pics come from...
idk what ur talkin about
What do you mean about profile pictures?
When did they add those to UA-cam?
Mitt Romney XIIV Since the Great Google+ Invasion. We fought it as much as we could, but in the end, we lost. RIP in peace Bob, you were our hero.
*****
i still can't understand why people miss the old youtube comment system. it was a jumbled mess that made it impossible to follow conversations. it wasn't like there were less trolls, either. if anything, they had more anonymity than they do now.
Thomas Jenkins Personally, I was neutral from the start. The comment system itself I was fine with, but the forced integration into a clearly unpopular service really irked me.
To be fair, I think those hideous, inhuman fake smiles are pretty standard for game shows.
Yes. That's correct.
HI DORIAN I'M WATCHING THIS COMPUTER VIDEO GAIME TOO
oh god how did this get here I am not good with computer
HEY GUYS WHATS GOING ON IN THIS THR-
FacebookHi Linda,
"Yay! I answered slowly and thought of cake." My thoughts exactly.
Aint no goddamn way. Retsupurae really is the centre of UA-cam.
clearly this is the romhack of the game where you can compete against April O'Neill.
There is a romhack (of the NES version of Jeopardy) where you compete against Battletoads characters, so why not.
Cameron McClain Por que no los dos?
Cameron McClain both, jeopardy is a 3 player game!
For some reason the "animation plays, Beetus and Beef make up their thoughts, then give an answer as the character smiles" bit is always goddamn hilarious to me.
Intestine number one.
It cut off before Tony could get attacked by Chain Chomps.
This is the story of how ExiledPostman won Jeopardy
I like to imagine Matty is a grown up BillyMC.
He goes by BillMC now, it's more formal.
Lime Popsicle is now L. Popsicle Esquire.
That's Mr.WilliamMC
...I'm assuming the computers never guess wrong answers, then. What a shame they didn't just put in a random answer from the bank if it was wrong, could have been so funny!
"He painted the famous painting, the Mona Lisa."
"What is... San Francisco?"
Well MadMatty guessed.
"What is San Fransisko"
Who was controlled by the computer.
i was thinking more like all the answers are laid out in a grid based on similarity and wrong answers are moved a random number of spaces away. for example, "this actor played buddy the elf in the hit movie elf" "who is pharrell williams"
Woah, Tony's emotion chip was hay-wiring for a bit at the end.
8:46 Matty was going to get it right but he started thinking about Deep Space 9 midway through spelling it.
I feel like MadMatty spelled San Francisco wrong on purpose to show how stupidly precise you have to be in this game. LongPlayers seem to throw a lot of stuff like that into their videos, especially if they know the game is crap.
Well, on the opposite end of the spectrum you have the NES "Family Feud" game, which accepts "CD PLAYER" for "MODEL CAR," as evidenced by Egoraptor and Jontron
Crazy Eyes If only we could have found some middle ground in those early days...
Crazy Eyes
That's the SNES version actually. There is a longplay of it that messes with it so much, it's hilarious.
I saw a lets play of family feud where the guy wrote "penis" out of boredom and it accepted it as "pencil erasers" and he won the game. He was very proud of himself.
Watch the family feud SNES tas. Super entertaining
Its madmatty against these SNATCHERS
I legitimately thought the last question would be "What is grotty?" as in piss-stained toilets.
"Hold on, gotta do my thinking pose."
"What is grotesque?"
"This entire panel"
"Yes, that is correct."
Fucking LOL!
Watson was given this game; He determined that the only winning move is not to play.
It's like I'm actually on the show Jeoprady!
I don't know what's worse: the fact that somebody actually thought this game was a good idea...
**dramatic gulp**
...or the fact that I want to see more of it.
RIP Alex Trebek.
"What is For Fuck's Sake?" - Diabetus, 2014
When is the next part? I want to see if Tony Makes a comeback.
You are a handsome devil
***** Right back at you, slick.
exiledPostman Is there ever a thing as too much MadMatty?
There is NEVER enough MadMatty
"What can I read out the dialoge for over the internet in my glorious voice today?"
"Cowgirl hentai manga!"
Funny how Madmatty's character actually looks sort of like Slowbeef in real life! :D
I think Matty works a bit like a typewriter. After he finishes a line of thought, he has to shout it all out before finishing it on the next line.
It's hard to take a bath when you keep getting frozen in time...
Goddammit Dio
I hope there's a part 2 to this.
I like how Madmatty is constantly slanted slightly to the side.
WHO IS DANKEY KANG?
Didn't you originally complain about Retsupurae because you "didn't need to be told what was funny"?
kilikman
That rings a bell, but It wasn't Retsuprae I said that about.
*****
I only block spammers and people who send offensive comments. But I am more than happy to unblock you.
it was my old channel back when you were with screwattackeurope (you are that guy and i'm not just making a terrible mistake right?) I'm not upset about it or anything I just thought it was silly and confusing
*****
Oh, that was a long time ago then. I definitely haven't blocked you on this channel though.
Seeing him misspell San Francisco like that was painful.
The "Oh phooey!" animation made up for it, tho
The fact that it's Spanish probably screwed him up, as other languages tend to go willy-nilly with switching up letter sounds.
Nksor Personally I think he just wanted to showcase how the character reacts to when your answer is wrong. But I've been wrong before.
TheHullusorsa Well, slowbeef and Diabetus aren't the ones playing, and I don't think Madmatty had showcasing the different animations in mind at the time.
Nksor "Other languages"? English is probably way worse then most other languages about that.
There are people who have charm and people who don't. Do you know what type Madmatty is?
Charm type.
I love you so much you don't even know
... are we talking about quarks or what?
No the answer is correct
As hard as I try, I can't not see that as YadYatty
You don't meet many people called Yatthew nowadays.
my favorite part
what is grotesque?
"this pannel"
yes that is correct
Early 90's CD-ROM software. Nothing quite like it.
God damn it Tony, Get your shit together
I want this to go on forever. Every single excerpt from the player's character's thoughts had me busting out laughing.
The extra L in the title has been bugging me ever since this video was released.
+Sion Allona Fuck. I just noticed it.
Thanks for that.
It's a featurel!
I don't know what you're talking aboutl.
+Sion Alllona Wow, that's weird.
+Sion Allona Isn't Correctl an Aztec god
I never got the whole Jeopardy format. "This TV host was blah blah blah" is just plain not an answer to the question "Who is Oprah Winfrey?". It might be an answer to "What is one of Oprah Winfrey's lesser accomplishments early in her career?".
The example you put up is a decent example. It would require far more specialized knowledge, and a way more flexible "acceptable response" criteria. In the (current) format of the categories that come up, they're able to give you a good bit of context, and the contestants' responses aren't going to be as long, scatter-shot, or open to interpretation as they would be if it was an open-ended question, then answer (your way).
So basically it's backwards, but it's simpler for everyone involved.
Also it'd be really awkward to play along at home to open-ended questions like that.
Jeopardy's format is a product of cheating scandals on earlier game shows. In the '50s and '60s, American networks sometimes gave answers to contestants on their game shows to make for more exciting television. Merv Griffin created Jeopardy after his wife suggested that an entire game show be built around giving contestants the answers.
As a regular Jeopardy viewer, I can say that generally the contestants look and act like mostly normal human beings with normal human smiles. Also, never have I seen anyone celebrate like Tony did. Usually even Wheel of Fortune is tame in comparison.
"THINGS ARE HEATING UP!!!!"
There's gonna be more parts, right? I gotta see if Tony gets back into the game!
The full longplay is 45 minutes, so I hope so.
It's hilarious watching these guys riff on video game Jeopardy after watching their game with Dave-O.
I was eating a slice of chocolate cake while watching this.
Tony was too busy putting a video up on his page to buzz in.
You guys should check out this game called Trio the Punch. It's an arcade game that completely defies all rational explanation.
My Little MadMatty Can't Be This Cute.
My favorite thing is that madmatty's character's animation freezes slightly off center
just the icing on the smile cake haha
I didn't have a reason to get a Mega-CD before watching this video, but I certainly do now!
San Fransisko, Kaliphornia
Probably the best Retsupurae video ever.
I'm sorry. I wasn't aware the Kevin from the US version of The Office made a cameo in this game.
Oh boy that ending is the best.
damn slowbeef and diabeetus have good timing
I'll take "I'm sad" for $300, Betus.
I guess Slowbeef never saw Milk...
Damn that Watson, I knew this gimmick was a bad idea!
What is best videogame ever?
Pacman 2: The New Adventures?
Will Brandt
Maybe if you're insane. Also Live Action Shrek looks amazing.
Aww, is this all they were going to do? I want more. :(
How many avatars can this video be mined for.
RIP Alex Trebek
I have a question.
Why would anyone make a Longplay of Jeopardy *ALONE*?
I'm Tony! I swear I'm not a robot!
I like how Trebek stops motion in mid-blink.
Diab acting like he's never seen this before.
Needs more Dave_O.
Be right back, watching those videos for the tenth time.
***** Man, I totally forgot about those until I read your comment and now I can't find them anywhere. Who posted those again?
Witchfynder_Finder /watch?v=3sNagVH_RsU Enjoy some awesome memories :)
CRILLER3 Thanks, man. =D
CRILLER3 You can post full links on UA-cam now, you know. ;)
Slowbeef, Diabetus and Dave_O Play a Hilarious Game of Jeopardy: Part 2 of 3
"You're not gonna have a good answer, BUT you WILL have an answer!!" X-D Jeez, Slowbeef...
The world would be a better place if we all answered slowly and bought cakes.
When ever Trebek said `yes, that`s correct`he looked so done.
Grotesque. Yes, that is correct.
Tony wins Jeopardy by doing ABSOLUTELY nothing.
TO-NY! TO-NY! TO-NY!
I think I played an old PC version of this once or watched some relatives do-- but it had a weird habit of misspelling the correct answer.
The time that I remember clearly was, the question given was "as the broadway song said 'there's no business like...'"
And so someone answered and typed in "Show business". Which, apparently was wrong,-- According to Jeopardy for a 1996 PC, there is, in fact, no business like "Shoe business".
Kinda fitting that Dankey Kang would be in the opening to a Jeopardy game.
You know what would be great?
A sega CD version of Nick Arcade.
01:09 - *03:02* - 03:51 - 08:20 - *08:41* - 10:43
PLEASE finish this, this is funnier than it should be XD.
MadMatty's about to fly to New York to get John Lennon's autograph.
Hopefully Sean Connery will be in the next round.
Suck it, Trabek!
Where's ExiledPostman?
Right here
@@exiledPostman I immediately came to look for you after today's official announcement the channel is over. Your comments have given me many laughs over the years.
@@HeavenlyHalberd retsupurae is over?!
@@exiledPostman There was a new upload today where Slowbeef said was probably the last video on this channel.
@HeavenlyHalberd It looks like they've moved onto other things, but it's great that they still actually hang out and do stuff together. It's nice to hear Diabetus again (He was always my favorite, fight me)
I'll take "Cindy Needs A Cigarette" for $1000
Is Matty playing as Tim Heidecker? XD
YAAAYY I answered slowly and thought of cake
A classic RP! **sips tea loudly**
exiledpostman?
Happy 11th anniversary
Madmatty's character looks kinda like some guy I knew in college.
If Oprah was Miss Black Tenessee, wouldn't that also make her Miss Black Nashville by definition?
I think she was Miss Black Nashville first, then became Miss Black Tennessee afterwards.
I like the fact that Jeopardy on Sega CD was made, simply because it means there's a way to still enjoy Alex Trebek's mustache. Oh, how I have missed that 'stache...
hey yo tony where'd you get that fresh pepperoni
What the fuck is Tony thinking?
Tony?
....
*Tony*?
tony was channeling happy mask salesman at the end there
Every time 'Beef and 'Beetus were doing the "What's Matty thinking now..." I always thought the answer would be "...chocolate..."
4:25 I imitate this man's thinking expression and it's all this video's fault