4 - PTA Meeting
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- Опубліковано 13 січ 2015
- August 1, 2012 - Last night's PTA meeting accidentally opens a rift in spacetime, and Night Vale faces the consequences. Plus, changes afoot at the Night Vale Daily Journal, controversy at Radon Canyon, and our annual high school football preview!
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I love how none of the weather is actually weather except for the one where they were waiting for the bus in the rain
I honestly think the weather is just their way of saying "Oh, this is a radio station! Let's play some music and call it the weather!" XD
Loved the bus in the rain tune!
The weather part earns them money, these are their ads
Not gon lie I felt like the song they played really fit the cast anyway
I feel bad but I skip the weather usually
In all seriousness, I absolutely love how Cecil fawns over Carlos and openly hates on Desert Bluffs and their sports teams.
A.M. ah he's so adorable. 😂
A.M. Dat lavender chewing gum tho
And practically wants to decimate Terry the barber for a criminal offence of chopping off the beautiful black locks
Who wouldn't hate the desert bluffs
I'm just trying to imagine how confused Carlos is
He's a scientist here to try and research all the weird ass stuff that's going on, and everyone thinks he's beautiful and perfect
It's probably even weirder if he listens to this, since the narrator that I can't remember the name of is not shy about the fact that he's in love with him
cecil palmer
camilo cocconi I had no idea he had a last name
A middle name too; Cecil Gershwin Palmer
I heard that they get married later on in the series but I havent gotten that far yet.
It says Baldwin in the description for the last name??
Have you guys come into this thinking: "What the f*** is this?" But now that you're here, you're thinking "I have no idea what is going on, but I like it, for some reason..."
It's a strange feeling but I like it.
+lakerman49 Exactly. I don't think I've heard it described more perfectly. Thank you.
it's like for the first few minutes of the first broadcast I was like 'that's..strange..dogs Cant visit the dog park? humans can't? we can't even look? the hell?' and then I got used to it so now it's like 'yep, normal radio broadcast'
Exactly!
same
I like to imagine that everyone in town keeps Cecil updated on whatever Carlos is up to every day, and they're just all quietly shipping them.
I believe that wholeheartedly.
0 people died... oh Wait now it's 38...
this freaking podcast 😂😂
Officially, no one died.
All hail glow cloud...
Rounding error
What do you mean "podcast"? This is a radio station.
The whole town is basically a fanclub for Carlos
Accurate XD
My friends and I are our own fanclub for Cecil and Carlos
CECILOS
no stop Same
Bebbeh yes
"The teranadons mostly attacked women with glasses"
*takes of glasses*
Psycho Nerd Well I'm safe, I'm a dude with glasses
*puts on glasses* /*TAMES A TERANADON*/
they were ptarodactyls
Psycho Nerd S a m e
Cover yourself with low SPF sunscreen, and hide in tiled bathrooms.
I am very afraid for Carlos's beautiful black locks.
Also there was some pretty wonderfull weather~
Anybody else think that Carlos and tad strange are related?
+finnbearmom Yes. Yes I think they are.
+finnbearmom but Cecil and tad have the same voice... so technically tad and Cecil could be related.
Beck Snow Carlos is literally the only constant of the series, along with interns dying and Cecil
Does anyone else find this podcast strangely calming, yet also creepily strange?
Exactly. I'm running on three days without sleep but still.
it is my plan to listen all afternoon. I found it today randomly thru pinterest...and now I want to hear ALL THE NIGHT VALE THINGS
+HeidiSue60 At first when I started to read the book 'Welcome to Nightvale' I was like "THIS IS CREEPY AND INTERESTING AT THE SAME TIME,I CAN'T STOP READING THIS".And I remebered the cover of the book saying this was a podcast but I couldn't find it on the internet
Exactly!
I relate
roses are red
children are loud
cecil is awesome
aLL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
astraea *ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD*
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD
all hail the glow cloud
*_A L L H A I L T H E G L O W C L O U D_*
astraea alternative:
Roses are red
Children are loud
Drink to forget
ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD
i have autism and i can confirm that it was indeed caused by a backpack.
XD
Not vaccines obviously, every one knows backpacks are what turns us
Same. It all makes sense now.
-trying not to laugh at 11:19 pm- XDXD
My brother has autism...will his backpack make it worse? Because he's kind of attached to it.
As in...it's latched onto him and flying away...should I be concerned?
*The weather song starts*
*goes to read comments*
Danielle Oliveira so true
WHY ARE YOU INSIDE MY HEAD?
Danielle Oliveira THAT WAS SOME SERIOUSLY GOOD WEATHER!!
Literally, as I write this.
Danielle Oliveira HOW DID YOU KNOW?
I was listening to this with speakers while I did my homework. And when Cecil said "put on some clothes when standing in front of open windows" my little sister yelled never and ran in front of my open door completely naked.
XD
Best comment so far
omg XD
same.
Family is a special thing.
At least these guys are paleontologically acurate.
IceFire Paleontologists are glad. This Paleontologist is glad.
I love how unafraid he seemed of the hooded figure. Though maybe that had something to do with station management from episode three... maybe he's not really afraid of anything else anymore...
I'm pretty sure Cecil isn't even human.
Cinnamon Rollz Don't. Don't think, just drink to forget.
Go home, say nothing, drink to forget
Have you even heard the man? He's completely unafraid of every single thing that has happened in this town (except the thing with station management, but we don't talk about that), and the hooded figures are not an exception.
Remember see something say nothing and drink to forget...and all hail the glow cloud.
So Cecil did his podcast while the hooded figure was in the room with him lol and didnt mention him for 13 minutes
13:13
When you live in Nightvale you learn not to mention the hooded figures.
There's a time and place for everything.Plus, he's a consummate professional. You don't throw your schedule overboard just because a hooded figure that might not even be a chthonic aberration from beyond space and time is there.
Just don't look at us, and y'all be fine.
@@TheBurningWarrior what hooded figures.......
Weather section was dedicated to Carlos.
Madison Kolean This changes everything
I agree
I was indeed picturing Cecil fantasizing about Carlos during the weather segment.
Damn you now i can't think of the song without this
the weather this episode is promising
It was good, but no "waiting for the bus in the rain"
Mezz09 I know right
This episodes weather is what eventually led to find Welcome to Night Vale.
"This is America. Vote correctly, or never see your loved ones again". Pretty much
More and more with each passing election season.
Especially if you vote against your childrens own existence and just rights to be who they are to the point some states want to arrest people for things they cant change.
I love how Cecil is still upset over Carlos’ hair being cut
I would like to inform everyone that a man eating wasp was spotted eating the face of a toddler outside Rico's pizza. City council would like to remind civilians to keep all man eating wasp on a leash at all times as not to tarnish the beautiful name of Rico's pizza.
Hmm 69 likes what about 70
No one does a slice like Big Rico's.
𝗡𝗼 𝗼𝗻𝗲.
Ted Studt *NO ONE*
What about manticores?
@@echidnathemotherofmonsters1290 Manticores can be on leashes or in carriers. Either way is fine; just make sure they can't reach anybody's face, and you should be good.
Is it bad that I would pay for Cecil to say "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?" and read the article?
well his voice IS beautiful... but odd choice of content bro
Does Jumin Han is gay...
I would pay some good money for him to read that
Does Cecil is gay
How much money would we need???
I appreciate this radio station's constant reminders to stay the hell away from the dog park, because good god...
i did like the weather in this one but WTF happened to Cecil after that last episode?!?! are we just going to forget about that?
Clara Harper He obviously escaped and he already explained who was killing all the interns so for him I guess it's not worth mentioning again xD
Don't acknowledge what happened ever again. Never. It never happened. Ever. Forget.
Clara Harper
Remember! If you see something, say nothing and drink to forget...
Clara Harper As part of his contract he is not permitted to remember any losses of life, limb, or sanity he may experience in the workplace.
Just drink to forget
Yeah if my boss ever swung his door open and revealed himself to be a rampaging eldritch monstrosity I would definitely not come back to work the next day. Forget the 2 weeks notice. "Management" must have offered Cecil a really good raise...or removed his memories.
shoosh Management might hear you
drink to forget
I feel like that would give me even more incentive to work. That could be you one day.
Amanda Smith Yes, drink to forget
Maybe Cecil just does'nt care anymore
Would anyone like to join me for an apartment sanctioned 1pm chanting session?
hmm yes.
y e s
...just between us, i'll bring you guys... some wheats ..
I was only joking, do not report me
I may need to ask my mom first
my non-existent husband happens to be emitting a blueish-purpleish aura. I dont know if i should report it or not becuase hes non-existent and all.
I would anyways. The Secret Police might get mad if you don't.
If you see something say nothing and drink to forget
blue auras are safe, because blue doesn't exists, and therefore the aura doesn't exists either. stay where you are, ssp is going your way
Drink to forget.
Drink to forget
“Vote correctly, or never see your loved ones again.”
and yes it is 2020 and i still listen to this amazing podcast don’t come @ me
I’m just starting to listen to this show, and then mentioning this line made me forget completely that this podcast was written in 2012, god lmao
Hits a lot currently as well since my mom is voting against my best interest, me living and my rights.
@@fabianshedenhelm2986 In the context of the episode, voting irl doesn’t really match up with voting in Night Vale.
@@ThanosDestroyeryearsago Yeah I know, I'm referencing the trans panic where parents are killing their kids trying to protect them by voting currently.
I am starting it in 2024 so I can't really say anything
My bagged lettuce was glowing purple when I went to make some salad, but it was made in Illinois, should I still report it?
I like ice cream :OO
I like ice cream Do not report it. Say nothing, and drink to forget.
+A.M. you have learned well my friend
From what I know of Illinois? YES.
But I'm from Illinois.. get that lettuce away from me... Oh no..
Man I'm only four episodes deep and I am already in love and the weather was beautiful
Bobbie_pin 2701 people listen to it on other things that's why
Yeah, I loved the weather this time. Man this has been running for a while.. is it still going? If so I hope it never ends to be honest.
I actually genuinely enjoy almost all of the Weather Songs.
Same! And everyone seems to hate on them
I love the weather songs! :3
"Waitin' for the bus in the rain!"
I normally skip over them
This episode has an amazing song for sure
Cecil sounds like the sassy gay gossiper at the local hair salon in every stereotypical Lifetime or Hallmark movie
that's because he basically is. duh 😆
*_All hail the all mighty glow cloud!_*
*ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD!*
*_Wellcome to Night Vale._*
And now, slaves of the glow cloud... the weather
_"Carlos and his lovely hair."_
How dare that traitor cut Carlos' perfect hair!
"If you can hear my voice, speaking live, then you know: we are not history yet. We are happening now. How miraculous is that?"
Hearing this a whole decade after this was made is an EXPERIENCE ! Man!
Somewhere, in a different Universe, noodles are eating you! Also in that same universe, some weird noodle on youtube commented that somewhere, in a different universe, humans are eating noodles. And every noodle was shocked.
So your a human that might be a noodle?
Conspiracy
Drace90 weird because I'm eating noodles right now..
Drace90 fuCK YOU'VE CREATED A PARADOX
hes started levitating
and now the weather
omfg
Every where I go, BOOM! Homestucks
+Munchkin Jax ikr it's weird how many are drawn to night vale
So he's not going to mention the events of episode 3? ...Ok...
If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget
well, you need to remember that approximately 2 weeks pass between each episode, so yeah, there really wouldn't be any reason for him to mention the events of episode 3
+Skye Gemme He did scare the shit out of us though
+Skye Gemme and a intern died
Sai Gayatri Vemuri listen friend, an intern dies almost every other episode
We didn't put anything about oozings or membranes into the roommate agreement for our apartment, because we shouldn't have to. It's common courtesy, folks. Common courtesy.
I love how this series is mildly cryptic and low key threatening while slipping in some political commentary and still managing to be hilarious
The weather is beautiful tonight.
Correct answer to the proverb: a human. A human crawls when they are born (morning), walks upright as a child and adult (afternoon), and uses a cane when old (evening). It's a very old riddle called the Riddle of the Sphinx. Their answer was funny, though.
Emily Armstrong And the whole thing about Night Vale football having a good season if they beat Desert Bluffs is so my home state. In Montana, MSU Bobcat fans consider a season where they beat the U of M Grizzlies a success even if the Bobcats lose the rest of their games, and vice versa.
The. Best. Weather.
Ever.
waitin on the bus in the rain says hi
I've got a chair, doorknob and a table in my house. rEPORTING RIGHT AWAY!!
Zay but are they glowing?
I'll see you in detention then
i think my dog is glowing
but i don't want detention
what do i do help
Itami _ Leave it on the curb to be picked up with recycling on Thursday. That's really all you can do at this point.
"What kind of music do you like"
"The weather segment of welcome to night vale"
what the hell is lavander chewing gum
Chewing gum that tastes like lavender...
+Brynn Hoffman that sounds so good
And it's lavender colored!
it smells like the perfection of carlos
sally roslin I imagine Carlos smells like cinnamon and coffee. (Or low-key windex, seeing how he's got to keep the lab clean.)
"where they cut off your hand, if they don't like your face..." or apparently if you have overdue library books?????
Overdue library books are a very serious issue in America!!!!..... And Night Vale, it seems...
NV has been confirmed to be in america
esoop the derp
I see.....
Grace Daniel *or do you?*
"Don't go near the dog park" "avoid looking at the hooded figures"
Cecil: gives one a friken interview 💀
Town: hosts a parade to watch them go through the stadium on November 10th 🤦
Why don't more people love this series? The view count just gets smaller and smaller as I go.
+Nerdy AnimeLover (DorkFaceOnPOINT) Most Night Vale listeners are listening on iTunes, where I'm pretty sure they started, rather than youtube. Only reason I'm not listening on iTunes is that I don't have iTunes on my computer, and I don't want it, either.
like Mitarai said, most people use other places. because its more conviniant for phones and tablets and such because you can close them out and still have them playing
+Emi Ann Do they cost money to listen to on iTunes or anything else like that...?
Francesca Faga Nope, it's a free podcast. :)
the fact that the only constant is carlos and the lack of a constant probably has something to do with it
the comment cult is pretty cool though
The weather in this one is absolutely gorgeous
We are not history yet; we are happening now. How miraculous is that
listens to nightvale before bed*
never sleeps*
Juliatothemoon wtf this thing puts me to sleep instantly
This is like a sleeping pill for me
it's currently 02;27 here and I've been binging this for quite some time, I think I'm not gonna sleep
I feel all fuzzy every time Cecil addresses us dear listeners. 😊
It's a mixture of creepy and relaxing to fall asleep to Night Vale
same with your youtube picture 😂
+Sean Cassidy that was an admittedly bad cosplay of Sheik. Opinions from strangers are divided on whether they recognize that I am Sheik and like it, or do or do not recognize I am Sheik and think I look weird XD
such a beautiful weather forecast
It's my favorite forecast.
“I don’t think he’s going to stop and he’s started to levitate so-“ *ad plays*
I love the weather. Also it’s hilarious how Carlos is panicking and freaking out trying to figure out this town and everyone is just “oh wow he’s perfect. There he goes being perfect.”
"Mostly attacked women with glasses"
Son of a Cassowary.
And i just cant, like, take em off!! These things are my eyes!!! I'm practically blind without em!!!
"FOR GLORY" * runs over and tackles one of the beasties *
Also, why do I feel like that doors got something to do with Desert Bluffs? AM I RIGHT ABOUT THAT!?!?!
Also, Also, This episodes proverb is a play on the riddle of the sphinx, specifically, the Greek one.
'What goes on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening'
The original answer, is man, He crawls as an infant, walks as an adolescent and young adult, and uses a cane in old age ^-^ But this is Night Vale, so who knows what their talkin' about...
Grace Daniel contacts
MaeveasaurusRex
Well, you're not wrong.
I love how half the audience seem like women with glasses (including me).
Are we safe from anything Cecil? "No Way"
I really liked the weather in this one. ♥
its soo calming...the voice
There's the link of the music on the description. the singer is amazing
S. Wollberg it's so weird being like, oh yeah I didn't like the weather yesterday but we're talking about a song
Dominic's Files
Today's weather was nice. Cloudy with a Chance of rain. I like rain.
What if station Management actually killed Cecil and the person we all are hearing is a robot that Carlos created because he fell in love with Cecil when he first met him????
Please don't do this
Then you would make me feel bad. Especially if Cecil-bot wasn't finished, it was just a thin, metallic skeleton with half of Cecils face that held its jaw open and a speaker was playing from within its mouth.
Dustopia 47 No, no, don't do that. That sounds like something Desert Bluffs would do. For shame, Desert Bluffs, for shame!
PrincessKawi Kute O... T... * sobs quietly* p-P
PrincessKawi Kute Yeah... Lucky..
I think Cecil was drinking to forget and drank too much because he just did what he told us not to do and approached a hooded figure.
I can appreciate Night Vale's commitment to truth in dinosaur and dinosaur-adjacent reptile activity.
When you don't pay attention for one minute, and then when you do he's talking about skulls... 😂
Hehe, I was all read to say, "pteranodons aren't dinosaurs!" I'm glad I waited until the end. =P
But--and I hate to nitpick--pterodactyls also aren't dinosaurs. No pterosaurs are, since they aren't members of the clade Dinosauria.
Shane Sullivan Thank youuuu for noting this... no one else haaas
Still tasty *gives a smile full of razor sharp teeth
Is it weird to feel like I'm in this town and get excited for the "good news" and feel scared about the "bad news"
My life since I found this podcast: wake up, eat + night vale, Xbox + night vale (I have an eerily quiet house), eat again + night vale, + night vale, night vale, sleep, repeat.
whhat about watching night vale for the
if you run out of Nightvale you can listen to some creepypasta readers like Dr. Creepen or CreepsMcPasta, thats what I do :3
If you guys liked the weather today I think you'll like the artists Cocoa Rosie and Nicole Dollanganger. They make similar music :)
Thank you person
youre welcome person
+Naomi Shizuko ngl, i thought it was Nicole until i checked
lpsloverlol I knew it wasn't her but I was like "ooooo similarities" I love Nicole
+Naomi Shizuko same
I aspire to write stuff like this. I cant get the balance right on it, i can write a downright murderous story but I cant get the casual unsettling yet humorous vibe this gives off.
Werin7 same, tho. Good luck! I hope you can get it right :)
I like plutonium. It exfoliates my pores.
BEST COMMENT LOL
Ok but like
*_How is this not 3am Gravity Falls?_*
My cat is emitting an aura, does that mean anything
+Venus Gillespie Report to the couniel.
Enroll them in beacon
If concerned about something yell into one of the many hidden microphones in your house then curl in your closet and ignore the sounds of vicious creatures fighting as the sheriff's secret police replace you cat and leave you a large bottle of whiskey to forget everything
place your cat outside of your home and close your windows. wait until the sheriff's secret police place a carnation on your porch to leave your house.
I’m listening to this in bed until I fall asleep. I wanna hear “Goodnight Night Vale” before I fall asleep
My favorite weather so far!! Very concerned for Carlos and his cut hair. NO ONE is allowed in the dog park, to look at the dog park or think about it for a long time! Even you Pterodactyl!!
today's weather is looking up.
So are we not going to mention that last episode ended with our narrator on the run from station management yet this episode starts of completely normal? No one? I guess that's just another day in Night Vale.
Oh dear... I have most of the things on that list... and they've all absorbed strange auras! Damn, I just graduated school too... Time to go back to detention...
why love stage....
Sabrina Vargas Why not Love Stage?
Eh, I thought it was a normal manga, and that it wasn't bl. Scarred for life.
Sabrina Vargas It's just a love story, and pretty innocent actually.
love stage is life, izumi x ryouma all the way
No one:
Hooded Figure: *levitates and makes static noises*
Cecil: Huh....Well to the weather!!! :D
Whos cecil
@@chonacastillo4777 The news reporter whos gay for Carlos with his perfect hair
I would hate to wear headphones during this episode.
It was actually quite pleasant in headphones. That weather was immaculate
:) i guess so
The static was deafening :(
Silver Flower I didn't mind the static
-Ashes
Thanks for the warning I'll watch out. Last episode when he paused for a second and then said time for the weather (or something) it scared the crap out of me
The weather was beautiful today. It's definitely one of my favorites.
Also, WHAT HAPPENED TO CECIL IN THE EPISODE BEFORE
Drink to forget...
if you see somthing say nothing
"carlos beautiful Carlos tragically shorn of his locks.."
I love how weather part is a song shows that the weather depends on how you gonna feel the song is it warm, is it rainy or is it giving you a little bit of cold shaking actually the weather of the town depends on how do you feel rn idk if i am the only one who is feeling that, this audio show is kinda weird but i am addicting it anyways
"oooh that door"
my emo brain: I chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door
"NO! It's much better to face this kind of things... with a sense of poise and rationality."
WHat happened to Cecil last time? Also, FREE WIFI AND HBO!!
Remember if you see something say noting drink to forget
hmm youre right
oh yeah
bearnerdg 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭CECIL!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭
I really hope Cecil-chan tries a little harder to get Carlos-senpai to notice him.
+Wøw, Chill øut møm. Wow, Chill out mom.
aaa I understand it's a ship
weeeeb
morbidHyena oh absolutely
How do I delete someone else’s comment
I listen to this like I live in Night Vale
this ones weather song SLAPS omg this song hits
This is like if you combine HP lovecraft and X files.
And OG War of the Worlds.
Should we make a game about guessing the weather based on the song? This episode: Sunny. Last episode: who the hell knows
"The tyrannadons seem to only be attacking women with glasses..." I'm a woman. I wear glasses. Fuck...
Michaela Harris Pterodons
*pterodactyls
Confound it, Cecil - I've listened to this episode 3... well, I guess 4 times now, and do you have any idea how hard it is for me to explain to my co-workers why the closing monologue chokes me up every time?!? They all think it's just because I'm bonkers!
I AM bonkers, but for real - these closing monologues have hit me hard more than once.
For those worried this series is underrated based on UA-cam views, "In July 2013, Welcome to Night Vale was ranked second on the top 10 audio podcasts list on iTunes, behind radio program This American Life.[36] During the same month, it surpassed This American Life to become first on the podcasts list, having received 150,000 downloads during a single week."
"Bagged lettuce from California or mexico" very specific
I am the bagged lettuce from Mexico. My mom is the Californian one. My brother is the table, btw.
once you get to episode 4, the show hits differently in 2020.
Oo. I actually didn't want to skip the weather today.
“Mr Hooded Figure how are you today” -😂
**Unholy White Noise**
Vote correctly or lose your family members - 2016 Internet
I dunno about you guys, but I'm getting pretty suspicious of that there dog park
what lovely weather we're having today
Flowers swaying and all
How have I unknowingly and unironically been listening to music from a weather report from a podcast that I didn't knew existed
I love how night vale introduces you to new music, i love this song (glad you found the Podcast)