Monopoly Turn 1 Victory

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  • Опубліковано 7 чер 2024
  • Monopoly is a classical board game which is focused on property management and destroying relationships with all friends and family as efficiently and entertainingly as possible. This game is so popular it has almost an infinite amount of spin offs from starwars monopoly to monopoly fortnite. Now of course the issue with the game is it can go on for a long time with very little changing however with the spiffing brit playing monopoly plus we will be demonstrating a monopoly turn 1 victory. Some would say unlimited money might be a game exploit however really it just leads to more funny moments.
    This video is going to be packed with funny clips in a montage style of british humor!
    If you enjoyed this then check out my other 100 stat man and perfectly balanced game series videos!
    It is also rather similar to Robbaz , Valefisk and RT Game in style of content!
    So sit back relax and enjoy this Monopoly challenge!
    My Fantastic Merchandise From Spiff Co: store.yogscast.com/collection...
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    Title: Monopoly Turn 1 Victory Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits - Unlimited Money Is Broken
    00:00 - INTRO
    9:26 - THE BIG EXPLOIT
    14:39 - AI COMES UNSTUCK
    21:57 - RESULTS
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 16 тис.

  • @superwalnut3398
    @superwalnut3398 4 роки тому +20143

    Spending money on Uplay is like throwing perfectly good tea into the harbor

    • @mrfluffytailthethird
      @mrfluffytailthethird 4 роки тому +1144

      Does that mean you are
      the spiffing American now

    • @markusreed5447
      @markusreed5447 4 роки тому +256

      @@mrfluffytailthethird HERCY

    • @poilboiler
      @poilboiler 4 роки тому +287

      U(don't)play

    • @user-hv6gi9ux6z
      @user-hv6gi9ux6z 4 роки тому +204

      @@mrfluffytailthethird the queen will be notified of this betrayal. Execution will be eminent

    • @WillHayes44
      @WillHayes44 4 роки тому +81

      Or writing harbour missing a [corrected] "u" :)

  • @charanth182
    @charanth182 2 роки тому +6346

    Funny this exploit existed 20 years ago in all computer versions of monopoly, you'd think they would have fixed it in some version.

    • @Sotzrem2007
      @Sotzrem2007 2 роки тому +238

      Except no one actually plays this game XD

    • @WraithMagus
      @WraithMagus 2 роки тому +508

      Ubisoft? Put in EFFORT? To fix BUGS? Who the hell do you think they are?!

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK 2 роки тому +120

      Fix? Why would any of these corporate game publishers give a crap about fixing games if people keep buying them as is?

    • @codyt.346
      @codyt.346 2 роки тому +85

      Why ‘Fix it’ when you can ‘Re-Skin it’?!

    • @dizzlepizzle4689
      @dizzlepizzle4689 2 роки тому +61

      Well what reason do they really have to fix it? it's just bots not real people, and it can't be fun to do this just to win against bots.

  • @theenduriangamer5509
    @theenduriangamer5509 Рік тому +3549

    Unironically; I had a game of monopoly last just over a month. About 5 hours a week between 5 of us.
    We lost players 4 and 5 about 2 weeks in; but the rest of us were both too stubborn to stop, and all so horrifically unlucky that we'd not end up winning either.
    The game ended due to, no shit; the board catching on fire.

    • @soupcangaming662
      @soupcangaming662 Рік тому +163

      play anyway /s

    • @wildorchids8137
      @wildorchids8137 Рік тому +153

      Bruh I'll be playing in that heat anyway

    • @giovannidimaio659
      @giovannidimaio659 Рік тому +36

      How?

    • @theenduriangamer5509
      @theenduriangamer5509 Рік тому +406

      @@giovannidimaio659 Small electrical fire in the room the board was in. To keep things fair, we'd left the board in the state it was in.
      Thank whatever scientist or engineer for fire extinguishers though

    • @MayBeSomething
      @MayBeSomething Рік тому +36

      Who had the most money at the time of the board catching fire?

  • @lifehackgod
    @lifehackgod 2 роки тому +1224

    imagine doing this in a actual game of monopoly

    • @visual7150
      @visual7150 Рік тому +184

      You might be able to get away with it once or twice against a really stupid person. But it definitely wouldn't be this op

    • @kalistawilson6934
      @kalistawilson6934 Рік тому +116

      Bestie this is how the actual real-life economy works LOL

    • @hellomate6079
      @hellomate6079 Рік тому +38

      Hedge funds do something similar to this
      They give lower return than overall market and charge fees

    • @aubreyholdinggun
      @aubreyholdinggun Рік тому +17

      What happens is your turn is up and you're in trading phase-
      but you put everyone at gunpoint as you make offers.

    • @mikesavard2144
      @mikesavard2144 9 місяців тому

      ​@@kalistawilson6934holy your right im now scared your mean ig?problably not im so confuse

  • @thegeniusand7256
    @thegeniusand7256 4 роки тому +3420

    Can you imagine sitting down with family and friends on Christmas day to play this on your wii, and then you take 30 minutes abusing the AI into the ground on your first turn.

    • @07jaworski07
      @07jaworski07 4 роки тому +213

      I guess they won't be your family for long afterwards?

    • @ElcurionExodus
      @ElcurionExodus 4 роки тому +169

      @@07jaworski07 a win-win so to speak

    • @Spritesuit
      @Spritesuit 4 роки тому +246

      I actually did that years back, when I discovered the exploit myself. I was playing with my sister and brother in law. Considering that they almost divorced over a Monopoly rules argument, it was perhaps not the smartest move to also ruin the console version for them.

    • @jakubborowski1363
      @jakubborowski1363 4 роки тому +66

      "I won but at what cost"

    • @Thornskade
      @Thornskade 4 роки тому +48

      @@Spritesuit So does this mean this exploit is in every Monopoly video game?

  • @TheHoonShow
    @TheHoonShow 4 роки тому +4619

    This is actually an Easter Egg implemented by Ubisoft. You see, this is a reference to EA's business practices.

    • @ollee609
      @ollee609 4 роки тому +85

      *disney

    • @badvoodoo2097
      @badvoodoo2097 4 роки тому +46

      All those Microtransactions

    • @o.5command
      @o.5command 4 роки тому +9

      Haha 😂😂😂

    • @nighthunter5205
      @nighthunter5205 4 роки тому +44

      Bethesda's motto, "It just works."

    • @expiringdate9679
      @expiringdate9679 3 роки тому +7

      @@nighthunter5205 I think this is proof that “just” isn’t enough.

  • @RealEnerjak
    @RealEnerjak 2 роки тому +1280

    So let me get this straight. This exploit has existed in all digital versions of Monopoly for over 20 years and nobody, and I mean NOBODY has fixed it?
    That doesn't seem right.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 Рік тому +174

      Why fix a fun bug? Like Skyrim players petitioning to get back the bug that launches you into the stratosphere when you get killed by a giant.

    • @Nullbound
      @Nullbound Рік тому +48

      It is perfectly right when the "Nobody" is referring to Ubisoft XD

    • @Blutankalpha
      @Blutankalpha Рік тому +1

      @@johnmartinez7440 u

    • @HippieInHeart
      @HippieInHeart Рік тому +12

      Probably costs a shitton to get the license to make a monopoly game in the first place so whoever's making it simply doesn't have enough money left to pay for proper testing if they want to turn a profit anytime soon.

    • @chaoticsilver8442
      @chaoticsilver8442 Рік тому +7

      @@johnmartinez7440 Except it's not necessarily fun? Or at least, can negatively effect the fun people have? Like Spiff said in the beginning, any game with a couple bots could do this. I wonder how many games have been played that have been effectively ruined by one of the players exploiting the hell out of it, or just simply how much the average game has been effected due to this bug. I can imagine how someone who played a full game with the hardest bots and completely kicking their butts might feel once they learn that the bots have been unintentionally giving them more favorable deals than they should with any mortgaged property. Especially if it's learned particularly after-the-fact and they can't quite remember if they sold mortgaged properties, or how many they have.
      It just kinda takes away the feeling of achievement that one could have... as opposed to just being sent flying in a situation where you're already dead anyways.

  • @williamliao4829
    @williamliao4829 2 роки тому +157

    I actually tried this on the Switch version, where it didn't work, and I was able to use the cost of keeping a mortgage in combination with having enough properties to instantly bankrupt the AI and buy those properties back.

  • @tinyrodent2821
    @tinyrodent2821 4 роки тому +3020

    "Monopoly is one the slowest games in existence"
    Let me introduce you to my good friend, Risk.

    • @conhunter7024
      @conhunter7024 4 роки тому +103

      We don't talk about the dark times

    • @sw3aterCS_
      @sw3aterCS_ 4 роки тому +126

      Have you heard of Diplomacy?

    • @Viviana088
      @Viviana088 4 роки тому +72

      Me and my friends had a game of risk that lasted almost 2 days 😂
      Edit: We pretty much played non stop till one of us won.

    • @brosowsky
      @brosowsky 4 роки тому +18

      Let me introduce you to my even slower friend, castle risk

    • @samtheram13
      @samtheram13 4 роки тому +77

      Axis and allies sir

  • @lux_1742
    @lux_1742 4 роки тому +4587

    Spiff: Unrealistic limit of 30,000 likes
    Fans: Hold my Yorkshire Gold Tea

    • @TotoDG
      @TotoDG 4 роки тому +332

      Spiff: “30K is an unrealistic goal.”
      Spiff’s entire fanbase: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career.

    • @HeadCannon1776
      @HeadCannon1776 4 роки тому +53

      Would you do a video on how Diablo 2 is a perfectly balanced game. Also the cow level.

    • @Sukotto82
      @Sukotto82 4 роки тому +24

      @@HeadCannon1776 "there is no cow level"

    • @Vergeblich
      @Vergeblich 4 роки тому +29

      you forgot that you have nearly 700k subbers and for the chance of you answer their question only 30k would have to hit the like button. meaning that less than 5% of your followers, mind you im just saying followers, thats not including randoms that are also going to see and hit like just to see if you would follow threw, would have to hit that. im sorry to say you set the bar a bit too low. now if you said more around 100k likes, seeing how big you are, atm, i could see it not happening. now that it did happen and we did hit the amount and you said you would answer all are questions, How much Yorkshire Gold Tea do you drink in a day?

    • @baerdred
      @baerdred 4 роки тому +9

      @@Vergeblich It's only the day after the video was released and it already has 6,129 comments. Poor Spiff - even if it takes him only 20 seconds to read and respond to each comment it will still take him 34 hours to respond to them all, and the number of comments will keep growing! There may be a delay in the release of the next video...

  • @MickShoemaker17
    @MickShoemaker17 Рік тому +4

    Thanks Spiff! I'll be sure to use this in family game night!

  • @jjsexy100
    @jjsexy100 Рік тому +7

    I love pepermint tea more also the tabs open at the beginning. Brilliant.

  • @leandervr
    @leandervr 3 роки тому +3045

    Let's take a moment to appreciate that this man who is so brilliant at exploiting the system is using his skills to entertain us instead of becoming a politician.

    • @wcrq_drift7972
      @wcrq_drift7972 3 роки тому +106

      He is British, he would hold no political influence anyway

    • @Stettafire
      @Stettafire 3 роки тому +61

      @@wcrq_drift7972 Politicians have all the influence they just prefer to argue amongst themselves about who has the largest d***

    • @eckard9597
      @eckard9597 3 роки тому +17

      Or managing a hedge fund

    • @brennanhaley8872
      @brennanhaley8872 3 роки тому +4

      That got real

    • @superninja3464
      @superninja3464 3 роки тому +10

      He has to much power. He would somehow buy the whole earth

  • @suezuccati304
    @suezuccati304 4 роки тому +1269

    "The rest of this video will be my turn"
    >still 16 minutes of video left
    oh boy, we're in for a ride

  • @LetsGrindGames
    @LetsGrindGames 2 роки тому

    video popped up in my reccommended again and after rewatching that little laugh inbetween "why didnt you pay your tv license fees" gets me every time lol

  • @jasontrucks9465
    @jasontrucks9465 2 роки тому

    Love watching you exploit perfectly ballanced games

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey 4 роки тому +239

    "The rest of this entire game, is My Turn"
    Sans: [Cries proudly in skeleton]

  • @Xaaaach
    @Xaaaach 3 роки тому +2091

    And the truth comes out....
    “Very Hard” is the same as easy except they have rigged rolls.

  • @kcrystallz1955
    @kcrystallz1955 Рік тому +1

    I enjoy watching you making the devs getting immense pain when you find a way to exploit the game

  • @JonJoeLineWar
    @JonJoeLineWar Рік тому

    the match finally starts at 7 minutes lol and still this is a great video haha
    You're the only youtuber i know that can do this haha

  • @RKNGL
    @RKNGL 4 роки тому +434

    My life has changed completely since Spiff entered my life. I now drink 12 Cups of Yorkshire Tea a day, got a promotion, and can feel a top hat growing out of the top of my skull.

    • @supernova582
      @supernova582 4 роки тому +24

      The queen is proud of you

    • @indiegala281
      @indiegala281 4 роки тому +6

      Hmmm, yessss

    • @deepseafish257
      @deepseafish257 4 роки тому +6

      Soon your mandibles will grow into a shape perfect for storing tea so you don't even have to stop calibrating to drink that amazing Yorkshire Tea!

    • @thanosattorneyatlaw4062
      @thanosattorneyatlaw4062 4 роки тому +1

      No, that too hat Thing was just me Snapping, sorry about that

    • @Slimmeyy
      @Slimmeyy 4 роки тому

      So you're a Koffing?

  • @go_rilla262
    @go_rilla262 4 роки тому +276

    Monopoly is Relationship & Friendship Destroyer 9000
    [Laughs in Risk]

  • @SwaggerOrca
    @SwaggerOrca 2 роки тому +11

    Wow, I for one can't believe Mumei is the best Monopoly player in the world!

  • @Daily-Motion
    @Daily-Motion Рік тому +1

    Absolute legend

  • @Taterzz
    @Taterzz 4 роки тому +4882

    he didn't exploit the game, he just copied disney's business practices.

  • @trueknight74
    @trueknight74 3 роки тому +1382

    My favorite monopoly story is that i obtain all of the smaller bills in paper monopoly and force all the other players to not have the ability to give each other change. Without change they pay more for each rent they land on. This causes wealth to move faster and it lets me drain it from players with only larger bills

    • @dorianburger3300
      @dorianburger3300 3 роки тому +94

      Dude chill

    • @trueknight74
      @trueknight74 3 роки тому +119

      @@dorianburger3300 it is stonks tho

    • @dorianburger3300
      @dorianburger3300 3 роки тому +27

      @@trueknight74 yes, but you sound like some evil force

    • @trueknight74
      @trueknight74 3 роки тому +155

      @@dorianburger3300 Well. yes. It is peak capitalism

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 3 роки тому +4

      They could do the same to you.

  • @griff9288
    @griff9288 11 місяців тому +4

    Bugger you sideways with a tea bag? That explains your obsession with Yorkshire Tea....

  • @johnspecter9907
    @johnspecter9907 Рік тому

    I love how for shits n giggles I put "Universal philosopher of absolute reality" into the UA-cam search bar and this video was the second from the top recommended videos that popped up as a result.
    Yes....yessssssss... I admire the ways you have saturated the algorithms...break them...make them serve you all the tea 😉🤣

  • @DonkeyDongs9000
    @DonkeyDongs9000 4 роки тому +567

    "The 2008 Housing Market is a Perfectly Balanced Economy With No Exploits"

    • @hubristicditch3975
      @hubristicditch3975 4 роки тому +24

      My heart just started bleeding

    • @ac.creations
      @ac.creations 4 роки тому +3

      2006-2010

    • @RyRy2057
      @RyRy2057 4 роки тому +5

      hey don’t worry I’m sure it’ll happen again before 2020

    • @Snocone333
      @Snocone333 4 роки тому +3

      @@RyRy2057 4 months is pretty short, even for an economy ready to pop!

    • @RyRy2057
      @RyRy2057 4 роки тому

      Snocone333 ah I more meant the election lol

  • @hummus9706
    @hummus9706 4 роки тому +792

    your next video should be about:
    "the stock market is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits"

  • @theiceguy3896
    @theiceguy3896 Рік тому +5

    I’d love to see Spiff convince rt, Kevin and kiwo to play this with him and then do the exploit

  • @TheCraft100
    @TheCraft100 Рік тому

    I love you videos!!! keep it up:D

  • @ThreeProphets
    @ThreeProphets 4 роки тому +1621

    I'm pretty sure this is how the 2008 housing crisis happened

    • @boyanrushkov1755
      @boyanrushkov1755 4 роки тому +4

      xD

    • @boyanrushkov1755
      @boyanrushkov1755 4 роки тому +10

      Not really though

    • @brucepraska7781
      @brucepraska7781 4 роки тому +42

      @@boyanrushkov1755 you'd be suprised

    • @TuL2P
      @TuL2P 4 роки тому +48

      @queeditchable I heard that it happened due to monopoly, so you're wrong

    • @igw2949
      @igw2949 4 роки тому +10

      Lol, not exactly mortgage-backed securities but it's in a similar vein.

  • @bigtime7505
    @bigtime7505 4 роки тому +249

    Spiff: I will answer every question in the comment section
    me: fills comment section with homework

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 роки тому +49

      Tax forms are also good. Maybe he'd find an exploit there:'(

    • @creamycheesy5376
      @creamycheesy5376 4 роки тому +25

      @@TheArklyte 1000 IQ right here

    • @exonoob5363
      @exonoob5363 4 роки тому +1

      I'm like 69, NICE

    • @thijswiltink902
      @thijswiltink902 4 роки тому +1

      Yea this is big Brain time

    • @tacobell9640
      @tacobell9640 4 роки тому +3

      The answer to every question is tea

  • @13thravenpurple94
    @13thravenpurple94 Рік тому

    Great work 🥳 Thank you 💜

  • @shookcanuk7255
    @shookcanuk7255 Рік тому +15

    When I saw Mumei JP I got butterflies

  • @BlancaMari
    @BlancaMari 4 роки тому +316

    "We're gonna trade with Marie here because this player has the least money"
    I feel mildly insulted but its true

    • @SirCubn
      @SirCubn 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @risingf00l22
      @risingf00l22 4 роки тому +4

      Saw the comment, hit like, saw it went to 70, unlike.... Your welcome

    • @BlancaMari
      @BlancaMari 4 роки тому +4

      Obligatory "Nice" but it hit 79 so now I feel depressito

    • @valentinmitterbauer4196
      @valentinmitterbauer4196 4 роки тому +7

      Oddly enough "Marie" is an austrian synonym for "money". So you could say...
      Marie has no Marie

    • @centdemeern1
      @centdemeern1 4 роки тому +1

      This is sad

  • @PuckishAngeI
    @PuckishAngeI 4 роки тому +1457

    Next episode:
    "The bank of england is perfectly balanced with no exploits"

    • @abonfire88
      @abonfire88 4 роки тому +5

      Ha

    • @lydierayn
      @lydierayn 4 роки тому +17

      Payday 2 video

    • @kacpi1600
      @kacpi1600 4 роки тому +12

      Meowth! USE PAYDAY!

    • @seedsmoth8692
      @seedsmoth8692 4 роки тому +3

      Ah Payday... how I love it and hate it so...

    • @andreyrumming6842
      @andreyrumming6842 4 роки тому +6

      Breaking news: Man single-handedly crashes the UK Economy by causing massive near-instant inflation

  • @nintendoboy3605
    @nintendoboy3605 2 роки тому +1

    Part of me feels like there's a real life lesson to be made in this video.

  • @Demiedren
    @Demiedren Рік тому

    Thanks for scarring my sanity again with that library police reference.

  • @SirCycloneVEVO
    @SirCycloneVEVO 4 роки тому +425

    Ahh yes, the British national game. Destroying relations with exploitations, and making everyone and everything go bankrupt.

    • @Target850
      @Target850 4 роки тому +10

      and then brex out of it when it doesn't go your way

    • @jenoyt1337
      @jenoyt1337 4 роки тому +9

      @@thespiffingbrit cause whats family without a little exploitation to get some money

    • @floatingpyro2050
      @floatingpyro2050 4 роки тому +2

      A brilliant game until it's ruined by the Fortnite edition

    • @elnegrouno9352
      @elnegrouno9352 4 роки тому +1

      ugh that abomination of man

    • @SuzanneHomemaker
      @SuzanneHomemaker 4 роки тому +3

      South Sea Company *cough*

  • @slumpywumpy4166
    @slumpywumpy4166 2 роки тому +608

    As soon as the AI paid off the mortgage you could see what was gonna happen immediately, love it

    • @Moldylocks
      @Moldylocks Рік тому +8

      Yeah, this video could've been done in 5 minutes to be honest :) But I'm not complaining

  • @michaelmoody9593
    @michaelmoody9593 Рік тому +1

    I love this kinda content! Thank you for being great at this! 😄

  • @BeerMoneyGames
    @BeerMoneyGames Рік тому

    I love the "perfectly balanced" T-shirt. I wish you still sold it.

  • @justgame5508
    @justgame5508 4 роки тому +230

    *Turn 1*
    *Me:* I’m going to do what’s called a pro gamer move

  • @kinney-pe9vg
    @kinney-pe9vg 4 роки тому +443

    Spiff: 30k likes will never happen.
    UA-cam: recommends it to 100k people and half of them like it
    Spiff: youtube is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits what so ever.

  • @Demonic_dom_dom
    @Demonic_dom_dom 2 роки тому

    Love this guy's vids

  • @jordancollin2857
    @jordancollin2857 2 роки тому +2

    Hi spiff 🙋‍♂️ I will probably buy a t-shirt shortly to make you richer here in Quebec too ahaha love your stuff man keep it up !

  • @stojankovacic1524
    @stojankovacic1524 4 роки тому +153

    Next video:
    UK Tax System Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

    • @Stolashunter
      @Stolashunter 4 роки тому +5

      Nikola Vukovic say something original. I’ve been doing that for 10 years. smh

    • @Unprotected1232
      @Unprotected1232 4 роки тому

      Make that Norwegian toll roads.

    • @stojankovacic1524
      @stojankovacic1524 4 роки тому

      @@Stolashunter As if I read all the comments

    • @NickC_222
      @NickC_222 4 роки тому +1

      Nikola Vukovic The game? Fraud. The gains? Endless.

    • @WillHayes44
      @WillHayes44 4 роки тому +3

      The channel Islands are just a perfect spot to enjoy your holidays, with your briefcase full of money of choice.

  • @mg42sd
    @mg42sd 4 роки тому +105

    Spiff's tabs open:
    Colonization - Wikipedia
    60 top Queen pictures
    Yorkshire Tea

    • @haroldas1
      @haroldas1 4 роки тому +1

      "Forbidden tab-incognito"

    • @JC-hp4od
      @JC-hp4od 4 роки тому +1

      @@haroldas1 Oh no.......not that.....not.......Coffee?!

  • @HandIeDeezNuts
    @HandIeDeezNuts Рік тому +2

    legends say that amandine is still waiting to play the game

  • @z34rk79
    @z34rk79 2 роки тому +1

    The best line is "Alright the rest of the video is MY TURN"

  • @whorcares123
    @whorcares123 4 роки тому +167

    *Spiffing Brit: I will answer every single question.*
    Finally, I can know who would win. Keanu Reeves or Reanu Keeves?

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad 4 роки тому +11

      Depends, does Reanu Keeves have such weapons of absolute destruction as "forkgive me" and the "soul bucket"?

    • @theshpee1214
      @theshpee1214 4 роки тому +4

      He didn't say he'd answer correctly

    • @ThisIsAccountActual
      @ThisIsAccountActual 4 роки тому +3

      Yes

    • @heftygrub650
      @heftygrub650 4 роки тому +2

      @@thespiffingbrit was thinking the same thing lol reanu keeves is a literal god

    • @ProfessionalFlasher
      @ProfessionalFlasher 4 роки тому +2

      Trick question, Segata Sanshiro would win.

  • @SolomonUcko
    @SolomonUcko 4 роки тому +689

    5 second summary of a 26 minute video:
    1. mortgage
    2. sell for normal value
    3. let them unmortgage
    4. buy for same amount
    5. go to step 1
    6. win

    • @MrMusic67
      @MrMusic67 4 роки тому +68

      No exit condition!! I'm STUCK!!

    • @hahanerd8153
      @hahanerd8153 4 роки тому +6

      Wait a second....

    • @mikes6970
      @mikes6970 4 роки тому +2

      Be good if it worked in reality ... 😆

    • @owoskan
      @owoskan 4 роки тому +28

      Help, I can't go to step 6

    • @SuperGiz
      @SuperGiz 4 роки тому +5

      *Outstanding move.*

  • @DarkSideBecky
    @DarkSideBecky Рік тому

    Luv you Spiff!

  • @Gold-android
    @Gold-android Рік тому

    Almost 2 years since you made this film, and not only did they destroy the like button but they obliterate you’re 36,000 hit by the time I’m viewing this is at over 150k hits. This is why I love your dark humor.

  • @hardkoredgammer
    @hardkoredgammer 4 роки тому +77

    Sells properties for $790
    Buys properties for $770
    *STONKS*

  • @EternalDensity
    @EternalDensity 3 роки тому +1225

    My cousins and I are still playing a game of Monopoly our grandparents started as kids in 1937.

    • @Vschozo
      @Vschozo 3 роки тому +243

      So what you’re saying is that you both accrued their debts and are forced to compete against each other to assert dominance in highest debt possible?

    • @dylantaslim7806
      @dylantaslim7806 3 роки тому +98

      Jumanji 4: Monopoly

    • @aramisortsbottcher8201
      @aramisortsbottcher8201 3 роки тому +11

      respect

    • @xewfew8259
      @xewfew8259 3 роки тому +9

      @@Vschozo preciously

    • @timwin8194
      @timwin8194 3 роки тому +3

      May your progeny serve me well...

  • @bredrollboyo3593
    @bredrollboyo3593 Рік тому

    wow this video is perfectly ballenced!

  • @Michaelwasinasia
    @Michaelwasinasia Рік тому

    18:57 "bugger me sideways with a tea bag." 🤣

  • @joshfitzpatrick1834
    @joshfitzpatrick1834 4 роки тому +56

    UA-cam is a Perfectly Balanced Platform With No Exploits

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 роки тому +157

    Can confirm, this is how _mortgages_ work in real life
    Completely balanced

    • @-tr0n
      @-tr0n 4 роки тому +4

      Pretty much, except we're the AI.

    • @TrainerGre3n
      @TrainerGre3n Рік тому +1

      Lol

  • @BAR0NSATURDAY
    @BAR0NSATURDAY Рік тому +3

    I once started playing a Monopoly game with my family and then, by the time we got to where one of us won, I realized several years had passed and I realized I forgot to return that library book. Then, suddenly, the library police were knocking on my door requesting to have that Monopoly 101 How To Basic book back

  • @ShamanWillYT
    @ShamanWillYT Рік тому

    Love this ❤

  • @johndavenport2847
    @johndavenport2847 4 роки тому +774

    this is exactly like playing Monopoly with my grandfather who has dementia

    • @Quadrenaro
      @Quadrenaro 4 роки тому +15

      Is his name Mike Stoklasa?

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 4 роки тому +30

      So AI has already reached the point of being as smart as someone with dementia.

    • @indyalx
      @indyalx 4 роки тому

      Brutal

  • @rymazon
    @rymazon 4 роки тому +411

    “ I’m going to be generous...
    I’ll give you less”

  • @andrewharper1609
    @andrewharper1609 Рік тому +1

    I remember we had a version of Monopoly on the Acorn Archimedes and the AI would always sell its properties to you. We didn't spam it to quite this extent but this brings back memories.

  • @evanderjohnson1462
    @evanderjohnson1462 2 роки тому +1

    0:46 this is the EXACT stock photo my online school used for math lol

  • @hezakighamorgan9974
    @hezakighamorgan9974 4 роки тому +700

    "I will answer ALL comments on this video"
    *looks at comment count*

    • @scarletevans4474
      @scarletevans4474 3 роки тому +8

      Maybe we should help him and start answering each other's comments? ;-)

    • @nellax8314
      @nellax8314 3 роки тому +5

      Lol it was "questions" not comments he said. lmao edit your comment ask something lol

    • @hezakighamorgan9974
      @hezakighamorgan9974 3 роки тому +6

      @@nellax8314 I mean, either way the first "question" I found in comments wasn't answered and it's been there a while, so either way, I don't really see your point.

    • @nellax8314
      @nellax8314 3 роки тому +2

      @@hezakighamorgan9974 I was pointing out spiff's vocabulary on the statement "ill answer any *questions*" lol I didn't want you to miss your chance... there wasn't a point but you killed the fun 😑🤐
      Edit if you were going to just waste time responding you couldve made it interesting or just not even bother... 😔 have fun

    • @scarletevans4474
      @scarletevans4474 3 роки тому +7

      @@nellax8314 In other words, Spiff found an exploit to not answer them all ;-)
      Just what we could expect, I'm proud of him!

  • @godoy_
    @godoy_ 4 роки тому +134

    God save the queen. Now, let's go to the question.
    How do you discover this stuff?

    • @Matots
      @Matots 4 роки тому +5

      Bump. Wanna see this at some point

    • @volvoxbazooka
      @volvoxbazooka 4 роки тому +3

      Oh hell yeah

    • @sukul3889
      @sukul3889 4 роки тому +1

      i think he either has a network of people or he watches/reads exploit stories

  • @WHAT_DA_WHAT
    @WHAT_DA_WHAT 11 місяців тому

    Loving the realm of “perfectly balanced” gameplay and life is too short to not drink tea so I’ve influenced myself sadly to drink golden Y.S yea !

  • @GamesFun000
    @GamesFun000 Рік тому

    Perfect! 👌👌👌

  • @codybagelstein2235
    @codybagelstein2235 4 роки тому +735

    Can you do a “Taxes are a perfectly balanced game, with no exploits”?

    • @furinick
      @furinick 4 роки тому +52

      life is a balanced game, with no exploits

    • @greywind243
      @greywind243 4 роки тому +27

      @@furinick *First Exploit:* Flee the country!

    • @leonbyrne1927
      @leonbyrne1927 4 роки тому +18

      @@greywind243 second exploit: steal someone's identity.

    • @ringdingreviews2679
      @ringdingreviews2679 4 роки тому +13

      Third exploit: kill someone and steal there tea

    • @mnmnvv565
      @mnmnvv565 4 роки тому +27

      @@ringdingreviews2679 Fourth exploit: learn the difference between their and there.

  • @garlandh7480
    @garlandh7480 4 роки тому +184

    Spiff "Watch me break this game"
    Me "Bruh he's out capitalizing capitalism the game."

    • @lyntonfleming
      @lyntonfleming 4 роки тому +5

      The fact you can't decide if you're English or wrong makes me uncomfortable...

    • @traveling_kat
      @traveling_kat 4 роки тому +3

      I HAVE OUTSMARTED YOUR OUTSMARTING

  • @johntravis3242
    @johntravis3242 Рік тому +3

    Meanwhile, old Monopoly game's AI on easy: "We will never trade with you, we will scam you out of all of your properties, and we will bankrupt you in five turns."

  • @jonfox17
    @jonfox17 Рік тому +2

    The time to finish answering every commit is the same time it takes to play a standard game of monopoly with a family of 4. LOL

  • @lolhiyoko7832
    @lolhiyoko7832 4 роки тому +847

    I'm not gonna lie, monopoly has never caused even the slightest problems with anyone I've played it with.
    Risk on the other hand

    • @josephmoore286
      @josephmoore286 4 роки тому +37

      Settlers of Catan.

    • @dakotaprice4299
      @dakotaprice4299 4 роки тому +163

      *Friend places over 150 troops on our border*
      "Just securing the border" He says....
      -The biggest lie I've been told to this day.

    • @Vox_Popul1
      @Vox_Popul1 4 роки тому +26

      Dakota Price I have flashbacks now, to having Russia as a capital for shits ‘n giggles and then immediately being surrounded by high digits from the Middle East and Afghanistan

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 4 роки тому +3

      Uno.

    • @rodrigomateodelgadodelacru8154
      @rodrigomateodelgadodelacru8154 4 роки тому +3

      Game of wars become real wars

  • @CaiMorgan420
    @CaiMorgan420 4 роки тому +172

    Ever considered branding you're own tea?
    I'd pay for wet and warm cup of Spiffco Gold exploit flavoured Tea.

  • @besttank8654
    @besttank8654 Рік тому

    Good sir. I must say. As a member of the tank sector of yorkshire tea I have never seen such fine salesmanship and I am proud to make you an honorary tank of the spiff

  • @danielhuisman1996
    @danielhuisman1996 2 роки тому +21

    my favourite exploit is to make sure the AI all have under like $30 left and buying the last house. If you have the blue or green set, you can buy the final house for the max that the bots can bid, and then sell the house to the bank. Every trade gives like $70-$80 value. Rinse and repeat, infinite money :D

  • @wolfripper7530
    @wolfripper7530 4 роки тому +970

    Spiff: How about a stupid crazy amount of likes that we will never get
    Communitea: Hold my tea

    • @cameron5091
      @cameron5091 4 роки тому +6

      Yorkshire Tea Gold*

    • @SolemnHeretic
      @SolemnHeretic 4 роки тому +3

      Don't ever say the internet can't do something!

    • @Midget32
      @Midget32 2 роки тому +3

      @@cameron5091 Hold my chemically bonded Yorkshire Tea gold and PG tips

    • @RennHans
      @RennHans 2 роки тому

      The inteanet

    • @cdgames69
      @cdgames69 Рік тому +4

      You don't ask someone to hold your tea, you finish your god damn tea

  • @EisenbarthExotics
    @EisenbarthExotics 4 роки тому +220

    Here’s a question Spiff, how do you feel knowing you convinced my 8 year to ask for Yorkshire gold tea?

    • @Karnith100
      @Karnith100 4 роки тому +26

      Just as long as they don't ask for coffee

    • @MV60
      @MV60 4 роки тому +14

      @@Karnith100 Yea, they should ask for normal things like smokes and booze.

  • @thexanfan8173
    @thexanfan8173 2 роки тому +1

    alright so praise the queen make money and start a monopoly

  • @donatasvainauskas9278
    @donatasvainauskas9278 Рік тому

    watching this now in 2x speed :D jokes on you Brit :D

  • @user-tn9sb5ci3f
    @user-tn9sb5ci3f 4 роки тому +142

    TL;DW:
    1) Buy all the properties the AI bought
    2) Mortgage all properties you own
    3) Sell all properties you own
    4) Rinse and repeat

    • @suicidalcunt3267
      @suicidalcunt3267 4 роки тому +4

      @@thespiffingbrit Except you get taxed and your boss takes all your money.

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 4 роки тому +11

      @@thespiffingbrit Capitalism is a perfectly balanced system with no exploits whatsoever.

    • @diablo.the.cheater
      @diablo.the.cheater 4 роки тому

      @@dejfcold capitalism whitout taxes is not capitalism, is anarch-capitalism

    • @protonjones54
      @protonjones54 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks, you just saved me 27 minutes of watching this bullshit

    • @freezingdart
      @freezingdart 4 роки тому +3

      Seriously though, 15 minutes to fucking say that.

  • @Cy_Guy
    @Cy_Guy 4 роки тому +114

    Would you rather drink tea with George Washington while crossing the Delaware or coffee with the queen?

    • @greywind243
      @greywind243 4 роки тому +6

      Wha...What?

    • @haroldas1
      @haroldas1 4 роки тому +4

      "Booger me sideways" - spiff
      "Neither" - maybe spiff

    • @DracherRu
      @DracherRu 4 роки тому +4

      i don´t need sleep, i need answeres!

    • @carstenhilbert5472
      @carstenhilbert5472 4 роки тому +3

      It's a trap!

    • @loganhawkes9521
      @loganhawkes9521 4 роки тому +4

      Better question. Tea with Donald Trump in the Boston harbour, or coffee with the queen in Buckingham Palace?

  • @mrbobgaming5223
    @mrbobgaming5223 Рік тому

    I love your video!

  • @coolkirk1701
    @coolkirk1701 2 роки тому +1

    Seeing the British version of monopoly is messing with my head.

  • @edwardnowakowski5990
    @edwardnowakowski5990 4 роки тому +54

    Here’s a question:
    I know tea reigns supreme and coffee is blasphemy, but where is hot chocolate on that spectrum

    • @franz643
      @franz643 4 роки тому +7

      Only in the coldest of weather he has stated

    • @THX--jp8sy
      @THX--jp8sy 4 роки тому

      @@franz643 Iced tea?

    • @franz643
      @franz643 4 роки тому +1

      @@THX--jp8sy I like it though its frowned upon by him

    • @daggern15
      @daggern15 4 роки тому +1

      @@THX--jp8sy Frowned upon but he has allowed it in particularly hot weather

  • @majorkusanagi2406
    @majorkusanagi2406 4 роки тому +88

    Monopoly game with A.I: exists*
    The Spifin Brit: S.T.O.N.K.S*

  • @subs-ff9bi
    @subs-ff9bi 2 роки тому +1

    Jolly good show☕

  • @funky_missy
    @funky_missy Рік тому +1

    This is the equivalent of playing solitaire in magic the gathering

  • @JeffWaynee
    @JeffWaynee 2 роки тому +1908

    As flawed as this game is, it's easily the best Monopoly video game ever.

    • @plexyglass429
      @plexyglass429 2 роки тому +95

      Its the best looking, I can tell there was some passion involved with designing the living board. My family doesn't have a monopoly board so we used this as a substitute and for that its really good

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN 2 роки тому +15

      Monopoly Party on PS2 is the best.

    • @nicholasbradshaw
      @nicholasbradshaw 2 роки тому +25

      Monopoly on Windows 95 is the best. This isn't a debate.
      EDIT: One like! Let's start a rally!

    • @TetanicRain
      @TetanicRain 2 роки тому +4

      Monopoly Streets for the Wii is pretty fun…

    • @gon9684
      @gon9684 2 роки тому +12

      Actually, no, just no, there are probably about 10 monopoly games better than this one, you just aren't a big enough monopoly fan to know about them

  • @robbiedavies2171
    @robbiedavies2171 4 роки тому +244

    Did you ever expect you would have to dedicate your entire life to answering comments on a youtube video?

  • @D64nz
    @D64nz 2 роки тому +12

    Mostly this makes me sad that Will Wheaton stopped doing his regular Table top show. They are still all online, like 198 episodes, and featuring 198 table top games that are far better than the 90% luck based Monopoly.

  • @01mattdavenport
    @01mattdavenport 2 роки тому +1

    I Iove the Spiffing Britt

  • @MisZpelled
    @MisZpelled 4 роки тому +300

    You don't have to play this game to get rid of your friends, just encouraging them to use uplay should do the trick.

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 4 роки тому +2

      Thank god ubisoft allows steam to work alongside uplay. At one time, i didn't like uplay, but it isn't so bad in comparison anymore.

    • @Potato-pq5ez
      @Potato-pq5ez 4 роки тому +2

      @@rich1051414 it would be better if you didn't need to start uplay at all

    • @yhlorm
      @yhlorm 4 роки тому

      @jamesbush Woah that’s crazy, I saw ur comment thought you had the same name as my own lmao but I’m 1 letter different

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 4 роки тому

      Whats funny is, I remember when people HATED steam, back when they forced players to use it starting on counter strike 1.6. Ah, back when steam was military green and regularly went down and didn't let you play :)

  • @j.jimenez7545
    @j.jimenez7545 4 роки тому +433

    Can you do "the stock market is perfectly balanced with no exploits"?

    • @calindboard5114
      @calindboard5114 4 роки тому +37

      He'll have to use the stock game it works like the real stock market but you can't be arrested for it and it's free

    • @youmukonpaku3168
      @youmukonpaku3168 4 роки тому +15

      Sadly, it has several well known exploits.

    • @Erik-mz1ji
      @Erik-mz1ji 4 роки тому +1

      @@calindboard5114 yo I see you critter, have a nice day

    • @calindboard5114
      @calindboard5114 4 роки тому +2

      @@Erik-mz1ji I see you are a man of culture aswell

    • @zephloe
      @zephloe 4 роки тому +1

      @@calindboard5114 i havent watched s2 yet, still watching s1. So much contentttttttt. Gotta love me some crit role

  • @BoneyDrums
    @BoneyDrums Рік тому +2

    Why has no one mentioned the intro, The open tabs were bloody hilarious. Great to see you put so much effort into the tinniest of details.