How NOT to be a journalist - The Best of Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- How NOT to be a journalist
- The Best of Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan (Patrick Marber) - economic correspondent. O'Hanraha-hanrahan is extremely incompetent, and his reports end with him having to admit their fundamental inaccuracy to an unforgiving Morris. Examples include a claim that an American factory with only 25,000 workers had made 35,000 redundant; a failed effort to conduct a light-hearted interview with a shipping minister; and a report in which O'Hanraha-hanrahan claims to have conducted an interview with an elusive German economics minister in the German language, his ignorance of which is then exposed. O'Hanraha-hanrahan resembles former BBC newsreader Richard Whitmore; his name is inspired by that of Brian Hanrahan. The character originated from writing by Stewart Lee and Richard Herring, in the second series of On the Hour.
Created, Produced and Edited by Thom Goddard for BBC THREE in 2002.
#Journalism #comedy #funny
"You overslept!"
"I slept longer than I anticipated"
That's what I'm gonna say from now on.
Same
Same
Same
NO, dont say "same".
Say "I woke less than I anticipated"......That will buy you a few seconds.
@@olliephelan Thank you
"Do you know what your tombstone is gonna say?"
"News"
Ghiman the guy his inflection kills me every time
It'll probably be
"I didn't like it but I had to go along with it"
Always slays me, one of the funniest single lines I've ever heard
Peter thank you
@Em Me too. Might be my favourite line of the whole series - and it's one of the most quotable programmes ever so that's really high praise. Never fails to make me laugh.
Brass Eye's paedophile disguised as a school is the closest contender I can think of right now.
"Rotate them a hundred and eighty degrees in my favour" instead of 'turn them round' is a wonderfully composed line.
"And how is a cobweb going to dig you out of your numerical mess?"
Speaks to the imperiousness of the character.
4:48
That’s like something my bitchy maths teacher would say
999th like
Peter looks like Tom Hardy's character in Legend.
He definitely does.
I was literally just about to type that, I look down and there it is.. Exactly what I was thinking lol.
Actually, I think he looks more like Tom Hardy’s other character in Legend.
@@radioactivehalfrhyme 😂😂
Even sounds like him
"Actually we didn't hear that, the sound insulation in these buildings is extraordinary" 😂🤣
"There is a plane tha-" 7:32
"KEEP WATCHING, PETER."
"Wh- ah . . . ah . . . . oh my god . . . . ."
The building is collapsing... I'm running... I'm out of it
ich nichten lichten.
+Jonathan Wilkinson ….German.
+DarrenBonJovi Eggs over easy for the Germans.
Trenter percenter
That's about the extent of my German too
i worked in Germany a few times....fuking Nichen Lichen
6 people didn't like it, but had to go along with it.
I think you mean "Sechs Leute haben es nicht gefallen, musste aber mitmachen".
Zulu Romeo that's about trente perzente
hahahaha what a comment!
Just when i thought i was truly sick of "6 people" comments.
UKMikey "Sechs Leuten hat es nicht gefallen, sie mussten aber mitmachen." Sorry ;)
The 9/11 stuff is genius. How Peter tries to keep the lie going, even getting out of the building from the 107th floor in a few seconds.
+mary ward No it wasn't. Where did you "learn" that from?
Yes it was. It's a clip from the radio show On the Hour which was broadcast between 1991 and 1992. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Hour
+Steffi of Arc No it wasn't. It was made as an extra sketch for the The Day Today DVD 2004. Think about it.... this sketch makes no sense prior to 9/11.
I stand corrected. But it wasn't so far fetched for it to have been made beforehand. There were quite a few cultural depictions of terrorist attacks on the twin towers before it actually happened, for example in The X Files or the Jackie Chan film Nosebleed.
What the fuck? Are you actually Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan?
Okay, but the way he just sails through "O'Hanraha-hanrahan" is amazing.
Given who the character was named after, it’s surprising they never managed to work in a reference to “I counted them all out and I counted them all back”.
His name sounds like an old tractor engine starting up on a cold day.
In writing it looks hard, but in practice it's pretty easy
Why the „Okay, but…“?
Even Peter's name sounds like he made it up.
I like how "The best of Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan" is literally everything with Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
Yes and there should be more of it. I don't like it, but I have to go along with it.
@@Kris.G News.
@@gammakeraulophon Pretty sure that was Daniel beth'lem
@@pezn2077 His best quote
ich lichten
His very incompetence and ineptness saved his life on 9/11. Dark stuff indeed.
You Tuber I think they understood that ???
...maybe
Steven Peithman just like good old larry silverstein, a great guy, for a treasonous wee bastard ;)
Haha, yeah whatever dude.
@@stevenpeithman2438 sorry to hear about the brain damage, hope you get better soon.
The way he screams "Peter, you've lost the news!" always gets me.
and the sheepisness of the "sorry"
"He's over there..."
@TJDious "WELL GET HIM BACK!"
Next time you cross the road don't bother looking!
"Peter next time you cross the road don't bother looking"
I say it at least 8 times a day. Everyone hates me and I don't blame them
Look down at the ground and say ‘sorry’
Later he jumped out a window and didn't bother looking (down).
Tom Harwood classic line ....
Tyler Frost no you don’t. You lie. IRL. Today, you would be in trouble saying those things.
"The tower I'm in is collapsing"
I'm collapsing!
A very gray day.
can't impeach the Veitch
IM OUT
I’m very vuh- run….
I’m not there.
I also appreciate how Chris Morris's character seems to have omniscience about all aspects of the news - how the Germans had been against the new quota rates, how their finance minister is tricky to pin down for an interview, how many workers were employed by the GM Detroit plant etc. As though he does extra research on the stories Peter covers just so he can humiliate him live on air. Genius.
its the procedure when its your, i dunno, 6th time? doing the group project solo; you just start directing your team mates to answer questions you damn well know they don't know lmao
Apparently it isn't (or wasn't) unusual for the presenter in the studio to have more information than the reporter live at the scene because the presenter has access to everything coming into the newsroom and might even have had time to prepare. The reporter has spent that time travelling and, before widespread, fast, mobile Internet, could hardly even email their contacts.
@@davimurph reading off Wikipedia, presenters can also assist in writing the news that are going on the broadcast. at the very least, they have easier access to the wire service where they're actually getting the news from.
really, a reporter out there is more useful in interviewing people on the spot (like what Peter didn't do with the German Finance Minister) and for reporting on things the wire service missed, or is too slow to respond to (like what Peter didn't do in New York)
@@rin_etoware_2989 absolutely, presenters write their own scripts, but so do reporters. I was thinking more about breaking news where neither of them has had much time to prepare.
Charlie Brooker did a great video about it. I'll try to find it.
Reporters in the field are great if they have time to look around, interview people and prepare (like, as you say, Peter didn't).
Peter nearly died that day, and Chris just keeps abusing him as normal
I know Peter O'Han x 2 had a really lucky escape and is traumatized and gets abused? No wonder Morris lost his job soon after :(
"peter you've added nothing"
probably because he's talking about breakfast at 10:45 or 11 am. also, how he couldn't even be bothered to open a window to see that a major landmark vanished in a puff of smoke like it's the world's shittiest magic trick. you really had to dig deep before you can find sympathy for colleagues like Peter.
You know, recently, I have watched the presenter of a crime news show trying to comment on the war in Ukraine and that's what I thought.
I watched Peter Cross the road outside Parliament without looking 🙄
“DO YOU KNOW WHAT WILL BE WRITTEN ON YOUR STONE?”
“... news”
@Harry Red Panda I VERY much care about that opinion! that was some valuable persuasion you’ve done.
@@Harold749 ohhhh nobody gives a shite
Man your pic is the best Metallica album going.
The 9/11 bit is true genius. The script when Peter "escapes". It's so funny
Idk how ive never heard this. It’s hilarious.
At first i was a little uneasy, but it really did take that darkest of backdrops to really drive home Peter’s putzing
S Walters my bad, did sound eerily similar
@@swalters6720 i believe the last sketch came out not long after 9/11
@@swalters6720 it's not from 1994. It is bonus material made for the dvd release. They also make jokes in the bonus material about george w bush.
I love how Peter is concerned about keeping his lie intact and is disappointed when it falls through and not at all reacting to the fact he would be dead if hadn't overslept
He has never overslept. He has just slept longer than he has previously anticipated!
Whats the german for 30 percent?
"trenta procenta"
"Treizig prozent?"
*yes*
Trenta percenter
Ich nichten lichten.
@@Marcel38281 ich nichten licten
@@Marcel38281 i ... Know?
@@Marcel38281 maybe re-watch the video, it's been a while
*YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!*
I almost feel sorry for him, he's SO lost! 🤣
The delivery of that line was amazing, probably one of the best deliveries I've ever heard in comedy.
Sorry
Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan
1976-1999
"news"
*2001
When you’ve lost the news:
He didn’t like it, but he had to go along with it.
He counted all the planes going in... But none came back
"Peter you're lying in a news grave, do you know what's written on your headstone?"
"News..."
This part had me laughing in tears the first time I saw it.
"Peter thank you"
gets me everytime
"News." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how he escaped from the 107th floor of the tower in literally 3 seconds.
Tbf that floor was rapidly getting closer to the ground, cutting his travel time down to street level immensely
Tower of god be like:
@@HiringHamblin Exactly. All he would have had to have done is step out from the falling building at the opportune moment - much in the way that we used to jump from the back of the old Routemaster buses.
I've often reflected that if they'd taught this basic physics trick more in schools, more people would have survived the gruesome events of that day.
Just like the others :)
He doesn't even try to make it "plausible" with panting and the sounds of things falling or anything else, you could call him a liar but never a commited one.
"A week is a long time in politics."
"Rab Bulter!"
"Shut up, Peter!"
Always sends me crying with laughter 😂
This whole time I thought he said “Rhett Butler!” which is seemingly more random lol
‘Rab Butler’ was a tautology. The B stands for Butler. They were his initials. (Richard Austen Butler)
"Er, one of the towers has collapsed, fortunately not the one I'm in - the other one - the one I'm in is... is... is... one of the towers - the other tower... the tower I'm in is collapsing! I'm collapsing Chris, under the sheer... I've managed.... I'm out! I'm out! Errrrrrr, I'm very fer...rum... I'm not there."
"It seems like a movie."
Hilarious, I love jokes about disasters
Matt S lighten up Matt. The internet doesn’t care about what you love.
MrDash711 fuck you
Matt S There are no jokes about disasters in this clip. But thanks for letting us know your opinion on them.
Floor 107 no longer gives a particularly good view of New York
thezec that's because it's now in the basement.
@@brainsmoran4954 ah, he he, pulling my leg, Chris
The delivery was so good on that line
"Peter, is there a television near you?"
New York has never had a good view of anything. The country would be better off without that eyesore.
The tower I'm in is collapsing! I'm collapsing Chris, under the sheer.. I've managed.. I'm out! I'm out! err.. I'm very.. run.. I'm not there.
@Paddy O'Yakkin Peter you have added nothing.
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ You've added nothing
I wonder when the 9/11 skit was aired. Even for the "too soon" period it's probably the most tasteful 9/11 joke I've heard in a weird way.
It was an extra on the 2004 DVD
@@visionist7 Oh right, so still sort of fresh at the time.
@@squatchjosh1131 still weird to hear on these clips which are mostly ten years older
@@visionist7 Haha, weird to me that a lot of the time I'm talking to people that weren't even alive when it happened (which is cool with me of course). I mean I was only five but still even being that young and in Scotland I remember my parents felt obliged to tell me about it in the morning, it was that huge.
@@squatchjosh1131 I was 12 going on 13. Was on a train when it happened. I remember everything that morning, even the chocolate bar I had, Kinder Cereali.
Edit: although it wasn't morning here, it was afternoon.
"So the Governments ship, back on course?"
"Absolutely."
"Back to you Chris."
He really had him on the ropes there.
Insert GIF of Kuenssberg interviewing Boris and pretend it’s still 2019.
Exactly when you looked at any report on Covid bullsh1t lol
'Peter, you've added nothing'. A sentence I think to myself on a daily basis whenever some windbag is pointlessly prattling on in any one of the shitty middle management meetings I have to attend. It's worth remembering that we all work with people who are as shit at their jobs for their entire career as Peter, but there's never a Chris Morris around to tell them so.
Absolutely spot on 👏🏻
Well said. I can think of a few....
Well.. I guess you are there, right?
It is particularly terrible when you are the Peter O Hanraha-Hanrahan.
(Insert pointless prattling on a middle management meeting)
He became Bane after being humiliated.
No one cared who he was until he put on the mask.
Kishnabe A playwright actually.
Batman didn't like it, but he had to go along with it
@@filmykuby19 lol
2.2k: ich lichten
28: ich nichten lichten
ich see vat you deed ther
UA-cam needs a way to signal ”I don’t like it, but I’ll have to go along with it”
I guess that’s just watching the video and neither liking nor disliking it...
@@ericforsyth well, in a way-- our video feed from algorithms...😁
@Mike White *German
The person above me, woooosh. I’m also sorry for your loss.
"I slept longer than I anticipated"
gets me every fucking time
Patrick Marber, the guy who plays Peter O'hanraha'hanrahan, is apparently a brilliant playwright who has won many awards. I was caught off-guard when I read it.
Indeed. He also co-wrote the early Alan Partridge shows and appeared as a guest on the show a few times in different guises.
There is no apparently about it
Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan for brexit negotiator, honestly couldn't do much worse than the current mob
I spoke with Michel Barnier and he said he didn't like it, but he'll have to go along with it!
@@peterohanraha-hanrahan3022 What language did you conduct this interview in, Peter?
@@DennisMoore664 ....... French
@@Oujouj426 So what's French for "we want all the benefits of EU membership with none of the responsibility"?
@@Pining_for_the_fjords "Je want EU benefites wizout responsibilitie"
"Later, what is a hijacked airliner and how does it crash?" A suitably inane question
RealityCheck6T9 Sums up the bullshit 24h news stations make to keep covering one topic for a whole day. Or week. Because they need a 9/11 every week to keep people watching.
Someone made the pilot not a pilot and then made the plane not a plane
"I slept longer than I'd anticipated." epic.
Yar. En fakt, trenter percenter lunger din hel anticipartered.
"Peter, you've added nothing. That's Peter O'hanraha-hanrahan, from New York, on a day which will go down as-"
"Yes, a day wh-"
"BE QUIET!"
The way Peter gamely tries to carry on cracks me up, every time.
Chris' delivery of "BE QUIET!" in a perfectly 'You've already done quite enough damage to the credibility of my broadcast, and yet you STILL keep trying to drag it down further!' kind of outrage, is my favourite part of this sketch (close 2nd is the "...I'm not there." line). Easily the most funny, and yet poignant comedy about this world-changing tragedy.
Just love the fact that on Peter's notes near the bottom there's a line saying "35,000 or 3,500 CHECK".
The way he says "Floor 107! Sipping a cappuccino..." cracks me up
Floor 107 no longer gives a particularly good view of New York...
He sounds so happy, so ignorant 🤣🤣🤣
Everytime! Haha
"KEEP WATCHING, PETER!"
@@Hinch2011 'oh.. oh god.''
Such an accurate portrayal of a serial liar. I know someone just like this. Especially the way they stonewall and cave when you question them.
In some ways, this is the least satirical sketch on The Day Today. It’s just a classic comedy setup cast as a news anchor and reporter. But it’s still probably the funniest thing in the entire show. The setting lends a delightfully eccentric flair to the execution.
@@kisbie Let's also give credit to Patrick Marber's acting... he conveys the subtle desperation and changes in tone so incredibly well, perfect mix of realistically complex and comedic
@@konstantinopoulos33 Absolutely. I’ve said elsewhere that Marber does not get the praise he deserves as a comedy performer. The Peter O’Hanrahan character could have easily followed Partridge and had a life beyond TDT.
@@kisbie sadly, he let the news get away :(
This whole thing feels like me back in high school when i forgot my homework.
"Would you mind telling me how the plant can function on minus 10,000 workers?" - That, that right there is comedy gold in delivery.
I don’t know Nigel, you tell me!
The tower I'm in is collapsing, under the sheer...I'm managing..I'm.. I'M OUT.
"As the Minister for Ships sprawls on a pin, it's back to you, Chris!"
"NO IT ISN'T PETER!"
Classic. Trente Percente.
The joke is that's Italian trenta is Italian for 30.
@@optimisticwhovian1726 "trente" is french for 30. So would you like to revise your appraisal of the situation in light of what you just gleaned ?
Thirty-o percent-o
You're welcome for the Spanish translation
@@jordanhicks5131 Muchas grassy arse!
@@optimisticwhovian1726 No it isn't, the joke is that he doesn't know German lol
"Did you speak to the German prime minister?"
"No."
"And what was his reaction?"
"I don't know!"
@daAnder71 Well, the German chancellor is the equivalent of prime minister in Germany. But fair enough.
@@dannyneville1310 no it doesn't
He didn’t like it, but he had to go along with it.
@@commandingjudgedredd1841...Peter, thank you.
Imagine this, but the man in the studio doesn't correct him. That's America's news now
The difference is Morris isn't correcting him under any pretense of journalistic integrity. This is the man who engineered a war between Hong Kong and Australia essentially because he could. He only corrects Peter for the chance to punish and humiliate him.
@@christopherwall2121 ah yes the famous Australio-Hong Kong border wars
@@Alex-cw3rz cant blame him, hes in another universe
That was the news *back then*
That was what they were lampooning. Journalistic integrity was already that much of a joke.
Watching this on the 20th anniversary of Peter sleeping longer than he anticipated
"Next time you cross the road, please don't bother looking" - That is probably the most British curse / insult I have ever heard.
Seems like Tom Hardy's inspiration for Ronnie Kray
Ronnie, next time you cross the road don't bother looking
Ronnie, how is the plant operating at -10,000 workers?
@joshuataylorbrowntown He's looking for a shootout.
The sound insulation in these buildings is extraordinary hahahahaha
To this day i will shout “you lost the news!” The day today was and will always a genius gem
"Peter, you're lying in a news grave. Do you know what's written on your headstone?"
"...news."
Peter's Notes. 35,000 or 3,500 CHECK (double underlined). He didn't check lol
It feels like there should be a good ‘I counted them out and I counted them all back’ joke in there somewhere...
Seems like THE NEWS escaped from Peter's news cobweb :(
somehow this has become current journalism, its no longer satire.
In Serbia it's reality
This has always been reality....they are making fun of that fact
Bilo bi dobro da je ovako :D Ne bi Sarapa ovako propitivao Barbaru dok laze :D
If this is how it really is then it has become more Satirical.
Current journalism wouldn't have anybody on the scene, just 5 people in a circle yelling about it afterward
Peter, you've added nothing
How did thousands of people die if takes fifteen seconds to escape floor 107? Al Qaeda really lucked out there.
"Rufen sie ein Taxi bitte, sonst verpasse ich meinen Flug"
"Yees!"
Ich nicHten licHTEN
7:57 “I’m not there.” The delivery is so perfect, had me in tears
1990s Patrick Marber is spitting image of 2010s Tom Hardy. Uncanny.
Especially playing the Crays in Legend.
I've thought the very same
Sounds quite a bit like him too, actually.
sound and kinda ook I thought it was for a sec
Lol was gonna say that too, thot it was him for a min
Can we acknowledge that Peter's incompetence actually saved his life? I would say that it's way more incompetent on the other end to not consider that.
I know Peter O'Han x 2 had a really lucky escape and is traumatized and gets abused? No wonder Morris lost his job soon after :(
Peter’s “oh my god” sounds like he’d rather have been incinerated in an enormous fireball than be subjected to yet another dressing down from Chris.
The other end doesn't care about it.
Before 9/11 his tombstone would've said "News...", if he died there he would've been "Fallen in the line of duty", now it's only "Beloved liar"
"Peter, next time you cross the road, don't bother looking"
The British know how to insult.
"One of the towers has collapsed, fortunately not the one I'm in...the other one...the one I'm in is...is... one of the tow-....th- the other tower... THE TOWER I'M IN IS COLLAPSING!"
"Floor 107...sipping a cappuccino!"
“Next time u cross the road don’t bother looking”... I’m using that 1
K Hill i read it just when he said it
Underrated highlight is “its just been anno- yeah thanks...it’s just been announced...”
I loved all those little asides. "Get her off the monitor, I don't want to see her face"
@@misteral1083 Only because she fell into somebody's lap.
@@ianwebster3489 Classic! (although if memory serves it's "Only because she landed in someone's stomach' - I could be wrong though!) Have to say, I felt the latest Partridge was frequently borrowing very heavily from Day Today - specifically moments when he would pronounce words in an odd voice. Didn't work for me, unfortunately...
@@misteral1083 Some of it was pretty good but yeah it's evolved a bit to far away from earlier Partridge. (Evolved, not revolved).
@@ianwebster3489 Just clocked your avatar - we have much in common, it seems. Green is not a creative color.
I love how Morris always includes the name ‘Peter’ in his sentences when addressing Peter instead of sometimes leaving it out like a normal person would
its entirely possible Peter won't know Chris is talking to him unless he hears his name.
Like scolding a child
It's quicker than using his last name
to be fair.. in 2020.. he'd fit in with the current batch of journo's.. I mean he'd be average now.
Actually he would be better because the exaduration and narrative pushing aren't as bad as the current "journalists".
"Peter, the next time you cross the road don't bother looking!!!" 😂
mike sorry!!
After his failed news career, did Peter O'Hanrahanrahan become Tom Hardy?
Damn well looks like he did! :)
I always think the same. A friend of mine bought me the dvd edition in England like in 2003, then when Tom Hardy was known he reminded me of Peter O’hanrahanrahan.
He became a fact-checker for Trump and Faux news.
@Jay Leggate ABSOLUTELY
Went through the comments looking to see if anyone else thought the same
Chippy Steve and CNN
Peter is basically me lying to my mom when I was 8.
Did you too lose the news?
The World Trade Centre skit is reminiscent to an actual story about someone who was supposed to be at work there but wasn't because he was cheating on his wife.
His wife told him not to look next time he crosses the road as well
Honestly sounds like day was a double bonus
@@mitchellw6811 good on her
As a native german this is absolutely hilarious to listen to
❤
TRENTE PROCENTE
Ich nichte lichte
*That’s what he said* ❗️ 01:00
Ich bin ein Berliner!
"In light of what you've just GLEANED..."
"Do you know whats written on your headstone?"
"News!"
"Ich nichten... lichten..."
The funniest part of this sketch is a journalist on a televised network that actually asks tough questions. Totally implausible.
Public news seem to do this quite well honestly. The US sadly doesn't really have a national broadcasting company.
Have you never heard of Jeremy Paxman? One of Morris' greatest influences for his role in this show.
I've been taking German the last few weeks and this video has killed my grade, because everytime I go to write something on a test, all I can think is "Ich nichten lichten..."
Peter! You've lost the news!
you've lost the neyooz!
Im sorry.
@@peternormand4094 Look like you mean it! Look down at the ground and say 'sorry'! - that's some brutally funny stuff!
The tower I'm in is collapsing. I'm collapsing Chris. I've managed...I'm out...I'm out.
"Floor 107 no longer gives a particularly good view of New York..."
"Well it does from where I'm-"
"Its now part of the basement!"
XD
This isn't far off from making Holocaust jokes against the victims but I guess it's funny.
@@AntiNihilist fuck off
Zero relation
For me it's all about the way Peter answers: "Yes!" so confidently.
"Peter you're lying in a news grave, do you know what's written on your headstone?"
...
"ⁿᵉʷˢ"
"Trenta Precenta"
"Ich Nichten Lichten"
IM COLLAPSING CHRIS
He's a perfect journalist, lies,cover ups false numbers.
Thats the point of these.
But those Facebook memes are 100% true right?
nope.
No he's not pushing the leftist woke narrative hard enough.
@@OffGridInvestor that's better than the right wing narrative
I love how he still thanks Peter every time lol
"I'm going to a television inside the restaurant. There's one of those, yknow... in the corner"
"Yes, just get on with it!"
At 4:55 you can see Peter's notes: "35000 or 3500 - CHECK"
Woww , yeah😄
Nice catch😆
Impressive attention to detail for a simple comedy
I love how Peters notes say '35,000 or 3,500 check'.
Looks like he lost the news again.
When you realise Peter is actually one of the best British playwrights
Nathan Joseph Dealers is great
Yup. That's right. News!
I love how you can’t tell whether he’s lazy or it’s just sheer utter incompetence
The world trade center bit amazing!!!! Super funny
"A week is a long time in politics." "Rabutlut-" "Shut up peter."
"Rab Butler" (Although it was actually Harold Wilson.)
'The sound insulation in these buildings is extraordinary...' :)
peter you're lying in a news grave do you know what's written on your headstone
***** lolzzz
Back in 2012 I had a job interview with Sky News...
Interviewer: How would you move this story on?
Me: ...In a wheelbarrow.
By that time I already knew the job was lost, but even so, Peter's got nothing on me.
his reply: "news" and the monotone way he says it is so perfect
When he said “news” in reply it was funny on so many levels it’s difficult to explain. This show was a one off, apart from brass eye of course
I read this literally as he said it
I just wanna know why mrs hanrahan didnt just take the surname of mr o’hanraha
Peter is literally every slacking student ever
Literally