The Day Today - WAR!

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  • @PhosphorusXL
    @PhosphorusXL Рік тому +2399

    One of my favourite parts of this is that the agreement is unrestricted trade for all parties at all levels - literally completely impossible to overstep

    • @doximaxx
      @doximaxx Рік тому +88

      Haha I just realised that

    • @ArcanePath360
      @ArcanePath360 Рік тому +159

      Seen this so many times but totally missed that. Morris's comedy is so layered. I was totally focused on his portrayal of how the media use their influence to make the news rather than report it. It's such a swipe at them and is a spot on account of how the industrial machine feeds itself.

    • @VisualiseTheFun
      @VisualiseTheFun Рік тому +7

      If one side were to impose trade restrictions, that would be a breach, so yes it is literally completely possible to overstep

    • @samovarsa2640
      @samovarsa2640 Рік тому +34

      ​@@VisualiseTheFunbut limiting trade would be restricting or cutting off the agreement, not exceeding it.

    • @genevievecooley9641
      @genevievecooley9641 5 місяців тому

      Lmfao

  • @archonone5164
    @archonone5164 2 роки тому +4316

    We are all cursed that this skit will forever be contemporary

    • @MillywiggZ
      @MillywiggZ 2 роки тому +19

      Yep

    • @damun2205
      @damun2205 2 роки тому +14

      @@mojoriley4712 what the f r u on about?

    • @retro2103
      @retro2103 2 роки тому +35

      @@mojoriley4712 Maybe next time you should critically analyse what you've typed out before clicking on the reply button, because you wrote 'detracted' instead of 'distract'. Or are basic spelling mistakes something that those who possess the lost art of critical thinking use as a clever technique to keep the rest of us on our toes?
      Don't act self-satisfied and holier-than-thou because someone else was understandably confused by your own error-filled post.

    • @JesseP.Watson
      @JesseP.Watson 2 роки тому +13

      @@mojoriley4712 Mmm. Really doesn't make any sense... You propose satire of the sensationalist, propagandising media is a destraction measure? From what and by whom, comedians? Of all the people to accuse of distraction measures and you choose about the only sector of the media industry with any moral integrity. A truly bizarre comment if ever there was one.

    • @liamo8932
      @liamo8932 2 роки тому +15

      @@mojoriley4712 you remind me of my uncle. He was a Scientologist until he ran out of money

  • @markhilton1754
    @markhilton1754 9 років тому +4962

    _"That's it. Yes. It's war!"_
    He looks so pleased with himself. What a show.

    • @watcherzero5256
      @watcherzero5256 6 років тому +77

      Hes copying Paxmans accent during the interview as well.

    • @thathandsomedevil0828
      @thathandsomedevil0828 5 років тому +51

      War means more coverage, more adverts more cash! ^^

    • @stephenwalsh4481
      @stephenwalsh4481 2 роки тому +8

      War equals cash

    • @misdangered4326
      @misdangered4326 2 роки тому +2

      “He’s gone full Tonto…!”

    • @kcvfr400
      @kcvfr400 2 роки тому

      Murdoch and the hate mail love war, more headlines, more anher, more purchases. Chris is brilliant at exposing the stupidity.

  • @concrete_river
    @concrete_river 4 роки тому +2152

    "The stretched twig of peace is at.. melting point" is just a delightful line to hear

    • @rektyrektingson4668
      @rektyrektingson4668 4 роки тому +9

      Brilliant

    • @mlgproplayer2915
      @mlgproplayer2915 4 роки тому +3

      XD

    • @notinterested8452
      @notinterested8452 2 роки тому +22

      A heavy kak of cloud.

    • @JamesMadelin
      @JamesMadelin 2 роки тому +2

      Who is that guy and where did he end up? He was superb.

    • @peepiepo
      @peepiepo 2 роки тому +16

      @@JamesMadelin Patrick Marber. Looking at his wiki page he ended up doing a lot of writing and directing for the theatre. I would have loved to have seen more of him on screen. He was always brilliant.

  • @ugh.idontwanna
    @ugh.idontwanna 9 років тому +4091

    I love how they just roll away the minister as soon as war breaks out.

    • @HighlandMike325
      @HighlandMike325 5 років тому +64

      Seen this dozens of times and I've missed that every time!

    • @valty3727
      @valty3727 5 років тому +23

      Daniel Flugt that’s fucking hilarious lmao

    • @mlgproplayer2915
      @mlgproplayer2915 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr! XD

    • @Bififress0r
      @Bififress0r 2 роки тому +1

      __
      *,( シ)_/¯* *

    • @djvibekiller
      @djvibekiller 2 роки тому +36

      I also love how his name and title appear then disappear immediately at 0:44

  • @deathtoraiden2080
    @deathtoraiden2080 2 роки тому +310

    That woman bolting off to go cover the war cracks me up every time.

    • @LemonMori
      @LemonMori Рік тому +24

      Like some crazy Trojan

  • @aplindop
    @aplindop 6 років тому +1334

    “People here are literally bursting with war”

  • @Bertaut
    @Bertaut 8 місяців тому +41

    I love how "tension here is very high" literally 8 seconds after the disagreement. And 20 seconds later, buildings are already on fire and bombs dropping.

    • @DavidKRoebuck
      @DavidKRoebuck 12 днів тому

      Yes, it’s always good when someone explains the joke

  • @evicion5454
    @evicion5454 7 місяців тому +5

    Very glad that these gentlemen are here to give me the NEWS about the WAR

  • @ludogatari9558
    @ludogatari9558 5 років тому +1804

    This is an absolute masterpiece critique of mass media hysteria.

    • @maaz322
      @maaz322 2 роки тому +14

      Yup and the way the media is advertising that weapons and volunteers be sent to Ukraine to turn their country into a prolonged battleground is frightening. These actions put us on a precarious precipice to war.

    • @kenricnarbrough8191
      @kenricnarbrough8191 2 роки тому +16

      Yeh, thank Christ it will never happen in real life...............

    • @HighSlayerRalton
      @HighSlayerRalton 2 роки тому +3

      @@maaz322 The started when Russia invaded.

    • @petercarrington948
      @petercarrington948 2 роки тому

      Absolutely true. 100%!

    • @raytracer5726
      @raytracer5726 2 роки тому +3

      @@maaz322 USA has only been sending weapons like machine guns, stinger missiles, javelins etc.
      Not a single tank or airplane.
      Basically they are preparing Ukraine for a guerilla war.

  • @GranTurismoRaceReplays
    @GranTurismoRaceReplays 2 роки тому +755

    These guys were so ahead of their time. A perfect representation of media manipulation to push a narrative.

    • @DM-kv9kj
      @DM-kv9kj 2 роки тому +81

      Hilarious and cleverly made, yes, but not really "ahead of their time". Chris Morris was just parodying Jeremy Paxman who'd been around since the 80s behaving just like this, and news media have always been a political tool for misinformation and distortion of events.
      It honestly baffles me how people now think all this is new, it isn't, it's depressingly old. All that's different now is the internet is host to far more of it. It seems like more people than ever before behave like they've been at the pub all night believing every word of some drunk having a rant - the modern equivalent being going on the internet and "doing research".
      Also, it sounds like everyone's only just learned the word "narrative" because it's all anyone ever repeats now. "Mainstream media!" "narrative!" "agenda!" It makes people sound like just another form of sheep, not thinking for themselves but just repeating what they've heard others say online.

    • @GranTurismoRaceReplays
      @GranTurismoRaceReplays 2 роки тому +6

      @A D Don't take this the wrong way, but you come across as an absolute self-righteous narcissistic tosser. No offence! This is just an observation. I guess you're just a side effect of the modern-day bile spouting keyboard junkie who feels he can say what he wants in the safety of his sweaty chair. Congratulations!

    • @DM-kv9kj
      @DM-kv9kj 2 роки тому +10

      @@GranTurismoRaceReplays Wow, the irony and hypocrisy. Get over your pretentious little self and stop throwing an online tantrum. "Dantes Creative Mind" my arse.

    • @joshk2533
      @joshk2533 2 роки тому +7

      @@GranTurismoRaceReplays I don’t understand how any of what he said was narcissistic.

    • @GranTurismoRaceReplays
      @GranTurismoRaceReplays 2 роки тому +4

      @Josh K who cares what you think? 😂😂😂

  • @pkpckls
    @pkpckls 10 років тому +2431

    The little grin Chris Morris gives when he says "That's it, yes, it's war" is genuinely one of the funniest things that's ever been on TV

    • @dystopia47
      @dystopia47 6 років тому +54

      same as when he smirks after reducing that jam festival lady to tears.

    • @SuperJojobean101
      @SuperJojobean101 3 роки тому +3

      I also love the way he signs off, absolute delight. love it😂

    • @artifexjoinery9323
      @artifexjoinery9323 2 роки тому +1

      @@dystopia47 I HATE SEBASTIEN COE!

    • @leoania
      @leoania 2 роки тому +1

      Correct.

    • @RoskinGreenrake
      @RoskinGreenrake 2 роки тому +3

      He even grins when just introducing the reporter in the field for status update before it got to that stage. I bet we can chat grins like that from real life newsmen.. War is not funny when you don't have an exit or when you realise that despite your mind you'll end up with a foot soldier's role..

  • @oldsteempunk6728
    @oldsteempunk6728 2 роки тому +725

    Impressed by how the whole slickly choreographed "this is how exciting our war coverage will be" pantomime is executed, complete with huge 3D set piece that probably took days to build. They obviously were well prepared *just in case* things took an unforeseeably dark turn.

    • @3frogman
      @3frogman 2 роки тому +36

      No one could have predicted it but at least they were prepared

    • @jamieallan2859
      @jamieallan2859 2 роки тому +35

      Yes the German finance minister didn't like it but he'll have to go along with it

    • @rocker4577
      @rocker4577 2 роки тому +5

      War is neither forseeable or unforseeable

    • @davidmcneill6239
      @davidmcneill6239 Рік тому

      “unforeseeably” 😅

    • @misteral1083
      @misteral1083 Рік тому +5

      @@jamieallan2859 Presumably you mean "Rufen Sie ein Taxi bitte sonst verpass' ich meinen Flug"?

  • @GoldenPantaloons
    @GoldenPantaloons 2 роки тому +747

    "The stretched twig of peace is... at melting point." That line _almost_ got past me hahaha

    • @Hchris101
      @Hchris101 2 роки тому +1

      Hamburger 🍔

    • @disposablehero4911
      @disposablehero4911 2 роки тому +18

      That's the best mixed metaphor ever.

    • @themagnanimous1246
      @themagnanimous1246 2 роки тому

      @@disposablehero4911 could you explain it?

    • @Huntbarternsteal
      @Huntbarternsteal 2 роки тому +1

      Thats Tom Hardy

    • @GoldenPantaloons
      @GoldenPantaloons 2 роки тому +66

      @@themagnanimous1246 It's a mix of three metaphors: A string stretched to snapping point, a twig bent to breaking point, and metal heated to melting point. The joke is that though they all mean the same thing, none of them work together; a twig doesn't stretch nor does it have a melting point (and even if it did you don't stretch something to its melting point).

  • @robertodasilva4801
    @robertodasilva4801 4 роки тому +1507

    This is literally just Piers Morgan on good morning Britain

  • @pmberry
    @pmberry 2 роки тому +330

    The attention to detail is incredible, like the moment at 0:45 where the caption comes up for too short a time to be read which not only happens sometimes when vision mixers are adjusting faders in real time but also gently pokes fun at the slightly overlong and stodgy titles HM Government is fond of.

    • @pmberry
      @pmberry 2 роки тому +24

      And the length of my sentences.

    • @TroubleToby3040
      @TroubleToby3040 2 роки тому +5

      @@pmberry 😂🤣😂Glad you pointed it out. By the time I got to the end of that comment, I'd completely forgotten the beginning! I had to reread it slowly to get the point. Still don't know what "vision mixers" are and "stodgy" sounds like a uniquely British term.🤷‍♂️ I've heard stodgy on every episode of British Bake Off but "can't be arsed" to look it up. (We also don't say "can't be arsed".🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️)

    • @gandalfstormcrow7943
      @gandalfstormcrow7943 2 роки тому +1

      @@TroubleToby3040 where are you from?

    • @TroubleToby3040
      @TroubleToby3040 2 роки тому +6

      @@gandalfstormcrow7943 Arkansas. I watch a lot of British panel shows (QI, Taskmaster, etc.) so I sometimes try out a little of the vernacular just for fun.

    • @DouglasCarnall
      @DouglasCarnall 2 роки тому +2

      👍 couple more commas might be nice, but you make good points so who's counting?🤓

  • @rosePetrichor
    @rosePetrichor 4 роки тому +305

    There are a lot of great moments in this, but one of my favourite easily-missed ones is how at 3:00 the ambassador that Chris was interviewing is wheeled off stage to the left, desk and all

  • @SpecialKurbis
    @SpecialKurbis 5 років тому +572

    0:44, love how the ministers title comes up for literally 1/2 a second haha..

    • @xXcangjieXx
      @xXcangjieXx 3 роки тому +14

      Honestly I expected there to be more gibberish there

  • @raphkatchdrums
    @raphkatchdrums 2 роки тому +570

    3:19 the best part. Literally can't stop laughing. That run.
    "Like some crazy TROJAN!...."

    • @willmcpherson2
      @willmcpherson2 2 роки тому +13

      Like some crazy Trojan ____

    • @BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas
      @BjrnOttoVasbottenbjovas 2 роки тому +2

      Hahaha

    • @tyemich8820
      @tyemich8820 2 роки тому

      Is it because the actes is from snack the pony

    • @AnonymousuomynonA
      @AnonymousuomynonA Рік тому +13

      i wonder if the original line reading was "trojan whore" but it was censored late in production.

    • @dasamont8274
      @dasamont8274 Рік тому

      @@AnonymousuomynonA trojan whore would make more sense, because otherwise it should have been some crazy greek considering they were the ones hiding inside the horse

  • @bobupanddown8707
    @bobupanddown8707 8 років тому +2618

    a man sees god in his car, he crashes....

    • @Unsung_Earth
      @Unsung_Earth 5 років тому +15

      😇

    • @Enzo012
      @Enzo012 5 років тому +101

      Profound stuff that.

    • @0mnicide
      @0mnicide 5 років тому +32

      Innit

    • @TheClemcaster
      @TheClemcaster 4 роки тому +2

      Yes, I thought he said that as well.

    • @pilotminuteman8833
      @pilotminuteman8833 4 роки тому +4

      Why is it funny again? Just can't get my head around the joke

  • @jackbriggs9318
    @jackbriggs9318 3 роки тому +165

    The way this entire scene ratchets up the tension only to release it with an abrupt but professional segue into the weather update with Sylvester Stewart is incredible. I'm screaming.

    • @chillstar
      @chillstar 2 роки тому +5

      NO WAY I AM TOOO! AGHGGHHHHH11!!1

  • @MrMisanthrope84
    @MrMisanthrope84 2 роки тому +169

    I love the way Chris Morris points at people when he's insulting them, makes me laugh every time.

    • @PHDiaz-vv7yo
      @PHDiaz-vv7yo 2 роки тому +4

      Paxman!!!!

    • @MrMisanthrope84
      @MrMisanthrope84 2 роки тому +4

      @@PHDiaz-vv7yo yeah I can't even watch University Challenge any more without thinking of the Day Today.

  • @BigCol247
    @BigCol247 2 роки тому +31

    "People here are literally bursting with war"

  • @SimonB198207
    @SimonB198207 9 років тому +476

    Oh this takes me back! I recently visited the Australio-Hong Kongian border, where the built a low stone wall of Rememberance - twenty billion bricks long, one for everyone who perished in the conflict. Thing is, I wasn't looking where I was going and I tripped up over it. In a rage I kicked the wall hard, chipping off some of the names.... long story short, i'm in a prison cell and Melborne, Adelade and Canberra have just been nuked. Oh well...

    • @MrEAus
      @MrEAus 6 років тому +15

      well, as David Brent (from Wernam-Hogg's Slough branch) would put it...
      Adelaide being nuked would cause about 15 quid's worth o'damage

    • @Synthesizer4274
      @Synthesizer4274 5 років тому +4

      @Evan Jones
      Yes officer, this comment right here.

    • @jazzy4830
      @jazzy4830 3 роки тому +2

      At least nothing of value was lost then

    • @Curios_Cat
      @Curios_Cat 2 роки тому +1

      A Nuclear Hong Kong then? 😂

    • @chips989
      @chips989 4 місяці тому

      War never changes

  • @DLSacks
    @DLSacks 2 роки тому +26

    "This is the one thing we didn't want to happen."

  • @gommechops
    @gommechops 2 роки тому +112

    Such a promising young presenter, to think that in later years he would declare war himself (on stress). Such a shame about the irregularities in the pension fund that eventually caught up with him though.

    • @marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158
      @marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158 2 роки тому +2

      Are you talking about Morris? Very cryptic ?

    • @Spiresbeyond
      @Spiresbeyond 2 роки тому +4

      fAAATTTTHHHEEEEERRRRRR

    • @robertdenigan7521
      @robertdenigan7521 2 роки тому +14

      @@marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158 Someone hasn't seen the IT Crowd 😂

    • @Jimmy_Jones
      @Jimmy_Jones 2 роки тому +2

      @@marcusmaher-triskellionfil5158 ua-cam.com/video/MZTvMYQSl_w/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/cEpKcBkkVMY/v-deo.html

    • @djoakeydoakey1076
      @djoakeydoakey1076 2 роки тому +14

      The thing that let him down the most was gravity

  • @snipedude4953
    @snipedude4953 Рік тому +15

    The media is still exactly like this.

  • @keode
    @keode 2 роки тому +58

    Every line in this is so expertly written.
    Donnnald Bethl'hem in Eastmanstown on the Autralio-Hong Kong border, despite the fact both Australia and Hong Kong are islands, is one of my personal favourite bits (And no i did not make any typos)

    • @tobz1000
      @tobz1000 2 роки тому +8

      Clear typo there - it's Dônnnald

  • @jimkhana007
    @jimkhana007 2 роки тому +74

    15 years ago yet still so relevant,
    Was the first thing I thought of with how things are playing out today 🤷‍♂️

    • @nottmjas
      @nottmjas 2 роки тому +16

      15 years ago?
      More like 28, unbelievable.

    • @jimkhana007
      @jimkhana007 2 роки тому +1

      @@nottmjas shit - I’m not that old am I! 🤣😂🤣😂
      Yeah, your probably right - I just saw this clip was posted 15 years ago 🤦‍♂️

    • @nottmjas
      @nottmjas 2 роки тому +2

      @@jimkhana007 KYTV also had an episode were they parodied a war, with the poolled journalists hovering around the 'media' (swimming) pool in a hotel.

    • @jounik8980
      @jounik8980 2 роки тому

      What has changed in 15years, not many, iphone 1 is iphone 88, same shit with different number

  • @davidfirth
    @davidfirth 12 років тому +4755

    The Onion, Colbert, Jon Stewart, Mock The Weak.....take notes, this is good satire.

    • @punlovincriminal5564
      @punlovincriminal5564 7 років тому +186

      David Firth Hey you, stop commenting on videos 5 years ago and make sum new bleedin cartoons!!.

    • @grimawormtongue1949
      @grimawormtongue1949 7 років тому +207

      "Mock the Weak" ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @AkyovNorthWest
      @AkyovNorthWest 7 років тому +13

      well he is from Doncaster...

    • @Baelish-fx7ew
      @Baelish-fx7ew 7 років тому +16

      David Firth hello Mr firth. I always had a feeling you were inspired by morris

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 6 років тому +46

      Oh please, they are at the same level as the day today,

  • @tombicknell5868
    @tombicknell5868 5 років тому +48

    Chris Morris is one of a kind. Thank fuck he had the ability, resources and most importantly hard work to share his art. Legend.

  • @fkos86
    @fkos86 2 роки тому +32

    BBC News this morning. WAR!

  • @brianyule1289
    @brianyule1289 5 років тому +159

    'The stretched twig of peace is at melting point' gets me every time.

    • @Chex2331
      @Chex2331 Рік тому

      People here are literally BURSTING with war.

  • @AFGuidesHD
    @AFGuidesHD Рік тому +55

    Return viewers in 2045 be like: "this show predicted the Australia-Hong Kong war"

    • @ModMokkaMatti
      @ModMokkaMatti 9 місяців тому

      It's somewhat amazing that you anticipate there'll still be any sort of sentient beings left, or that any new ones will emerge from the neo-primordial gloop, after the Earth is turned into a wanna-be Sun, during the
      *W A R.*

  • @yorktown99
    @yorktown99 Рік тому +13

    It takes a special sort of skill for an actor to not just look like not-an-actor, but look like someone, so helplessly thrust in front of a television camera, they must be a hapless civil servant.

  • @MrTalklikeapirate
    @MrTalklikeapirate 8 років тому +517

    chris morris is a woefully underused comedy genius

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 3 роки тому +27

      Without him we wouldn't have most of the media parodies that exist today. He really laid the foundation for a lot of commentary on media hysteria, distrust in media, social manipulation and the personalities that dominate the airwaves

    • @Johnconno
      @Johnconno 3 роки тому +3

      @@geordiejones5618 That's because of The Christopher Morris Academy in Hampstead.

    • @MrMisanthrope84
      @MrMisanthrope84 2 роки тому +11

      Chris Morris is responsible for delivering the funniest sentences in human history. He's top of the list, hands down.

  • @KarazolaX
    @KarazolaX Рік тому +33

    I love how there's clever jokes that respect the audience's intelligence. Like how they had a reporter in place of exactly where they'd expect the war to break out on standby.
    My favorite bit is that the huge WAR letters were shrouded completely in darkness, but OBVIOUSLY they've been there the whole time, and they planned on flipping them on. It's really clever stuff.

    • @InfinityTiiime
      @InfinityTiiime 9 днів тому

      respecting the audience's intelligence! absolutely. I feel like that's missing from so much American comedy, where the punchline's often "I AM SCREAMING, WRONGLY. THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW WHEN TO LAUGH." I mean, we have more shows than Saturday Night Live, but there's still something special here

  • @ronniemac2850
    @ronniemac2850 8 років тому +464

    Like some crazy Trojan

    • @rspeak5768
      @rspeak5768 5 років тому +39

      This is a late comment, but "Trojan Whore" would be a pretty clever replacement for "Trojan Horse"

    • @jessepinkman5409
      @jessepinkman5409 5 років тому +2

      @@rspeak5768 That's what I completed it with in my head

    • @panayiotispanayiotou2579
      @panayiotispanayiotou2579 5 років тому +7

      I remember it as some crazy Trojan war bitch

    • @CaptainBohnenbrot
      @CaptainBohnenbrot 4 роки тому +3

      But it wasn't the trojans inside the horse, it was the greeks. UNACCEPTABLE! I demand retribution.

    • @TheFallofTheEleventh
      @TheFallofTheEleventh 4 роки тому +4

      CaptainBohnenbrot are you saying you want what it is I think you want? War????

  • @myautobiographyafanfic1413
    @myautobiographyafanfic1413 5 років тому +195

    I love how war initiates a Final Fantasy battle theme.

    • @NoctuaOlivae
      @NoctuaOlivae 8 місяців тому

      That's just the opening theme of the show

  • @johnmartinez7440
    @johnmartinez7440 2 роки тому +7

    Masterfully written. "They've only just swallowed their sanctions, and now they're burping them back up in *your* face!" tickles me greatly.

  • @KANETHEPAIN93
    @KANETHEPAIN93 4 роки тому +42

    “Let’s revolve the weather collar now seventy degrees to the midlands where I was first bereaved” 😂

    • @Brokout
      @Brokout 3 роки тому +14

      r o t a t e t h e t h r o a t c i r c l e

    • @duncanklf
      @duncanklf 2 роки тому +3

      Can’t believe nobody’s mentioned “a large cack of cloud”

    • @swirls5801
      @swirls5801 8 місяців тому +1

      I can't hear the word bereaved without thinking of Sylvester Stewart in the weather collar

  • @robertpavey5615
    @robertpavey5615 2 роки тому +9

    "Mr Lavrov, let me give you a hint!...BANG!".

  • @CrownAcademyEnglish
    @CrownAcademyEnglish 4 роки тому +1589

    Well that escalated quickly. ^^

  • @j.dietrich
    @j.dietrich 5 років тому +96

    2:50 Nobody told Patrick Marber that the explosions were going to happen. That flinch is genuine.

    • @3coldcapricorn227
      @3coldcapricorn227 4 роки тому +13

      Can see him trying so hard not to laugh 😂

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 роки тому +10

      The war was sudden, after all

  • @Soliy87
    @Soliy87 2 роки тому +17

    If anything this is ten times worse now with the internet and social media with non stop saturation coverage

  • @DanielJimenez-vq5gw
    @DanielJimenez-vq5gw Рік тому +18

    What a time to be alive! IT'S WAR!

  • @JamesMadelin
    @JamesMadelin 2 роки тому +15

    Timeless classic comedy… and a pitch perfect commentary on most media, too. Genius.

  • @shaunflynn8314
    @shaunflynn8314 8 років тому +94

    Way ahead of it's time... I can see Kay Burley doing this today.

    • @chrisharrison763
      @chrisharrison763 5 років тому +3

      And also way ahead of its time.

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 5 років тому +7

      @@joseparcenary4706 Yep, that's the natural Kay Burley reaction to the deaths of thousands:
      "This is my chance to *SHINE* ."

  • @mellowandjello
    @mellowandjello Рік тому +5

    "People here are literally bursting with war."

  • @captainoates27
    @captainoates27 11 років тому +272

    "The stretched twig of peace is at melting point"

  • @TheBanana93
    @TheBanana93 2 роки тому +8

    The way the lady runs off got me good! "FROM INSIDE THE FIGHT!" Badass

  • @Ticks42
    @Ticks42 2 роки тому +38

    "Like some crazy Trojan" will never fail to make me laugh

    • @jimb9063
      @jimb9063 10 місяців тому

      The one line that didn't quite make sense, as it was the Greeks inside the Trojan Horse, which I think is the point of the reference.
      Some crazy Greek wouldn't have worked though, nor Achaean probably.

    • @Spazturtle
      @Spazturtle 10 місяців тому

      ​@@jimb9063its been censored, the full line on the uncensored dvd is "Like some crazy Trojan whore"

  • @ab8jeh
    @ab8jeh 3 роки тому +56

    That emphasis on "treaty" gets me every time. Classic Paxman.

    • @Simpleburger1968
      @Simpleburger1968 2 роки тому +1

      Yes ! I loved that emphasis and - contemptuous ? - emphasis too.

    • @MCVessels
      @MCVessels 2 роки тому +2

      @@Simpleburger1968 It's like he's trying to do inverted commas with his eyebrows.

    • @zantas-handle
      @zantas-handle 2 роки тому

      @@MCVessels Yes! Spot on!

  • @dodger01theawesome81
    @dodger01theawesome81 2 роки тому +6

    "I bet he'll declare war again, he *loves* declaring war."

  • @ChrisCooper312
    @ChrisCooper312 2 роки тому +11

    This is basically the media for the last month.

  • @darryl_mason
    @darryl_mason 2 роки тому +145

    This was one of those moments of satire when you thought, 'There's no way news media can ever do this War Fever crap again after this.' Of course, they only got worse through the 1990s and 2000s.

    • @simonsimon325
      @simonsimon325 2 роки тому +16

      This show completely ruined the news for me. Never been able to watch it with a straight face since.

    • @mancuniancandidatem
      @mancuniancandidatem 2 роки тому +11

      That's why they pulled his show off the air.

    • @themessageinabottle9574
      @themessageinabottle9574 2 роки тому +2

      Younger generation doesn't remember war fever... it's quite new for us. I don't remember the news coverage after 9/11 but I'm sure it was similar to this and current news coverage. I remember watching the news coverage of taking action in Syria back in roughly 2016/17 (arms deals and sanctions etc. not a hot war) and it was much more measured and nothing like what we are seeing today

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 2 роки тому +2

      Anecdote: on the day of the 9/11 a friend of mine was watching the TV coverage in Canada.
      After the first report they had to turn it off when, in real time, each segment was emblazoned with "Drama! Now!", explosions etc etc
      Because reporting on the attack itself just would not have been 'catchy' enough, apparently.

    • @gerardodoherty9178
      @gerardodoherty9178 Рік тому +1

      I think the media thought this skit was celebrating what they do.

  • @DeclanZapala
    @DeclanZapala 2 роки тому +10

    People here are literally bursting with war.

  • @arkooarkooarkoo
    @arkooarkooarkoo 5 років тому +75

    “A man sees God in his car. He crashes...” - Jaques ‘Jaques’ Liverot

    • @antonydyatlov5651
      @antonydyatlov5651 3 роки тому +1

      It's just funny nonsense; a caricature of the sort of impenetrable statement a pretentious philosopher might make.

    • @axr6327
      @axr6327 3 роки тому +1

      @@antonydyatlov5651 It caught me so off guard I've been reciting the quote all day. Such stylish humor, honestly.

    • @jameseyk1
      @jameseyk1 2 роки тому +1

      It's stupid but the more you think about it it's actually quite a deep statement.

    • @paulc7956
      @paulc7956 2 місяці тому

      “A brilliant man and a surprisingly nice one too.”

  • @lorenzo1425
    @lorenzo1425 4 роки тому +16

    The way the cinematography instantly changes when the war starts

  • @billgreen576
    @billgreen576 2 роки тому +6

    A perfect example of how the media helps conflict exacerbate. No news headlines in peace.

  • @scottpfen
    @scottpfen 6 років тому +25

    the stretched twig of peace is beyond melting point: how true that is!

  • @BelgianWaffle
    @BelgianWaffle 2 роки тому +13

    Hello to everyone rolling in from today's news.

  • @11metalfan
    @11metalfan Рік тому +18

    4 year old me driving my parents to divorce

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 2 роки тому +3

    I tuned on the BBC for their coverage if the war and they were talking about the weather.
    Even talked to my mom about how they talk about it twice compared to our national news.

  • @gfizzle099
    @gfizzle099 2 роки тому +9

    "people here are bursting with war"

  • @yorks210676
    @yorks210676 3 роки тому +7

    The fishing dispute in Jersey brought me here today - 06/05/21

  • @GodOfVictory501
    @GodOfVictory501 6 років тому +41

    The actor playing the British minister appeared as Sweaty Raphael in 'I'm Alan Partridge'.
    (he also provided the voice of Radio Norwich)

    • @thomashayes6528
      @thomashayes6528 5 років тому +2

      Cacky Raphael

    • @kristianTV1974
      @kristianTV1974 4 роки тому +3

      He was also in This Time with Alan Partridge on the subject of corporal punishment

  • @IzaakCha7
    @IzaakCha7 2 роки тому +5

    "The people here are literally bursting with war"

  • @djpower7525
    @djpower7525 2 роки тому +5

    This was the first thing i thought of when war was declared today

  • @jedisalsohere
    @jedisalsohere 2 роки тому +10

    The bit where he just shouts "THIS IS A WAR" is my favourite.

  • @E4RLIES
    @E4RLIES 2 роки тому +8

    And here we are again The Day Today still blisteringly salient 😵‍💫😂

  • @redsunrises8571
    @redsunrises8571 3 роки тому +7

    They don't just tell you the news, they make it happen!

  • @vibra90positiva
    @vibra90positiva 2 роки тому +7

    "Like some crazy Trojan"
    This show truly was something

  • @dananddanfilms
    @dananddanfilms 15 років тому +29

    This is comedy that gets your pulse racing. Amazing, timeless brilliance.

  • @ohemgeeorgia
    @ohemgeeorgia 7 місяців тому +14

    Watching this today. For no particular reason.

  • @davidwilson6577
    @davidwilson6577 4 роки тому +98

    What yesterday was satire, today is the day today.

    • @davidwilson6577
      @davidwilson6577 4 роки тому

      @PlebzOr Blapparapp I mean there's other people commenting on how it's good satire that reflects actual news practices but I don't see anyone on my level of punsmanship.

    • @william-uk
      @william-uk 2 роки тому +2

      Every day, the day today.

  • @edwardclayton1308
    @edwardclayton1308 2 роки тому +30

    Today, looking towards Eastern Europe having had every news and media outlet report on it for weeks on end, challenging one side of the argument with the half-truths of the other side, war as an inevitable outcome, I wonder if diplomacy in Ukraine would have stood a better chance if the News had been less hungry for.. "War!"..?? This programme was truly prophetic. The reality we live in is grim.

    • @mapesdhs597
      @mapesdhs597 2 роки тому +3

      Clicks, views and ad revenue. It's all the legacy media really cares about. War is good for business, yet another lifeline for a dying industry, just like Convid was.

    • @bortstanson2034
      @bortstanson2034 2 роки тому +7

      So true. In fact right now they are extolling Ukrainians to be martyrs which plays good on news TV.

    • @williamthebonquerer9181
      @williamthebonquerer9181 2 роки тому +3

      Russia decided to invade ukriane months ago

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 2 роки тому +1

      Utter nonsense.
      Not that long ago, russia agreed not to invade or attack Ukraine territory.
      And then it invaded.
      And then, this year, it invaded again.
      No one was attacking paranoid little Puteen.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 роки тому +1

      @@williamthebonquerer9181 And they have been "bursting with war" for years.

  • @TheToco81
    @TheToco81 2 роки тому +4

    The stretched twig of peace is at melting point. The people here are bursting with war.

  • @Shamino1
    @Shamino1 4 роки тому +19

    "Let us revolve the weather collar now seventy degrees to the midlands, where I was first bereaved." - one of the most brilliant and subtle lines of 90's british comedy.

  • @lolno6975
    @lolno6975 Рік тому +8

    Chris Morris: Hall of Fame instigator

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones Рік тому

      He didn't lose the news, unlike Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan

  • @JappaKneads
    @JappaKneads 2 роки тому +3

    That launch into the weather news was just...beyond awesome.

  • @gjmac7247
    @gjmac7247 2 роки тому +16

    And here we are 2022 and once again it's WAR

  • @PointZabriskie
    @PointZabriskie 25 днів тому +2

    That's it.. yes it's WAR! He couldn't hide his delight.

  • @JackKlumpass
    @JackKlumpass 2 роки тому +40

    Chris Morris is genius and should come out of retirement, and also he nearly ran me over on his push bike near Brewer Street.

    • @mikekelly321
      @mikekelly321 2 роки тому +3

      you should've laid on the floor in front of his bike and shouted "IS THIS COOL???? COOL AM I??"

    • @JackKlumpass
      @JackKlumpass 2 роки тому +1

      Yes, yes from the drugs episode!!! Lol
      The yardanketies - living in drugged off times🤪

    • @returnoftheredeye
      @returnoftheredeye 2 роки тому

      I used to live on Brewer st, the one in Brighton. Still live pretty close.

    • @Hysteria98
      @Hysteria98 2 роки тому +3

      He just recently did a good film on the FBI domestic terrorism shenanigans. But yeah, he needs to do so much more than 1 thing every 10 years.

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 2 роки тому

      You were clearly trying to deal cake.
      He was running you off the road to protect the public.

  • @SEB_UTB
    @SEB_UTB 2 роки тому +141

    “Mr Putin, it appears that the stretched twig of peace is at melting point - what are you going to do about it?”

    • @kingloser4198
      @kingloser4198 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/nbMyELNEDLs/v-deo.html

    • @ewaf88
      @ewaf88 2 роки тому +3

      Destroy Ukraine - then Europe - Then the World followed by the Solar system - the Milky way - our local cluster - the Universe and finally the Multiverse - but my lust for power and destruction can never be satisfied. I am God.
      Thank you Mr Putin -

  • @olliearscott
    @olliearscott 11 років тому +104

    I could watch this 30 times and still enjoy it more than Tomorrow Never Dies - which is basically the same story

    • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
      @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 3 роки тому +6

      I loved that movie as a kid. But I also loved _Batman Forever_ and _Batman & Robin_ .

    • @mlc4495
      @mlc4495 2 роки тому +3

      @@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns LOL, you're replying to an eight year old comment. The dude is probably dead by now! 🤣

    • @chillstar
      @chillstar 2 роки тому +6

      @@mlc4495 ROLFALLAFL, you're replaying to a 5 month old comment. The geezer is probably long dead by now!1 🙃

    • @rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700
      @rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700 Рік тому

      ​@@chillstarwe're all dead, it's WAR

  • @hughjazz8207
    @hughjazz8207 Рік тому +4

    Absolutely still relevant today.....

  • @spleeeen4it
    @spleeeen4it 8 років тому +151

    comedy genius, nothing of this standard anywhere today

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 5 років тому +1

      That's a overstatement.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 5 років тому +2

      because comedy is better today then back then.

    • @MiG2880
      @MiG2880 5 років тому +17

      @@sillygoose635 Please see the section of the textbook, titled 'no it isn't'.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 5 років тому +2

      @@MiG2880 please see the section of the comedy guide, entitled "oh yes it is."

    • @sirrh9812
      @sirrh9812 5 років тому +2

      Stevie I hope you’re trolling

  • @eskalainen3897
    @eskalainen3897 2 роки тому +6

    This got recommended at a very peculiar time...

  • @Hysteria98
    @Hysteria98 2 роки тому +12

    You know- I knew, I just fucking KNEW this would be in my recommended in lieu of the recent events. One of the first things that came to mind and I didn't even have to look for it. Very glad this cult classic still resonates with people today after nearly 30 long years. As relevant as ever.

    • @vladraduandrei5227
      @vladraduandrei5227 2 роки тому

      I wa sborn in 95 guess this appeared around then ? since youn re 98 born you weren t around either for this masterpiece

  • @finghinmccarthy5021
    @finghinmccarthy5021 2 роки тому +3

    A fantastic piece on manufacturing consent

  • @allways28
    @allways28 8 років тому +41

    say it !
    you want the word?
    The wooord!

    • @twint9
      @twint9 6 років тому +6

      BANG!

  • @wagane1
    @wagane1 2 роки тому +3

    The stretched twig of peace is at a melting point!

  • @chelseapoet3664
    @chelseapoet3664 6 місяців тому +4

    The Day Today was one of the best satires in the history of TV.

  • @bravetherainbow
    @bravetherainbow Місяць тому +2

    Literally bursting with war as I watch this

  • @ghostcat5303
    @ghostcat5303 2 роки тому +38

    crushingly depressing how this clip becomes relevant every few years or so

  • @topleybird2443
    @topleybird2443 3 роки тому +7

    Can’t believe they made an entire James Bond flick based on this one sketch.

  • @tomjones7785
    @tomjones7785 2 роки тому +20

    let me give you a hint....BANG. Almost 30 years old and still funnier and more relevant than anything about these days.

  • @abody499
    @abody499 7 місяців тому +5

    And here we are

  • @GrilledChickenTV
    @GrilledChickenTV 2 роки тому +235

    Feels like I’ve been watching this scenario play out in real time with the Russian Ukraine crisis