Speed Buster: Mach 13 Elephant Explosion

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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
  • Speed Buster is a 76-year-old assassin who lives in the abandoned Speed City, and is the oldest ranked member of the United Assassins Association; her real name and nationality are unknown. She is ranked third in the UAA. Speed Buster is a misandrist woman who claims men to be unbelievably stubborn and foolish. She has also recently become very hard of hearing, or at least pretends to. She kills Thunder Ryu in a duel before Travis Touchdown's ranking match against her begins, and after dismantling her energy cannon, Travis decapitates her for revenge. She knew Thunder Ryu before they fought, and moments before she is killed she says, paradox of her initial attitude, that she thought of Thunder Ryu as a good man and believes Travis will develop into one as well.

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  • @MrFoxInc
    @MrFoxInc 3 роки тому +184

    Nothing but appreciation for characters that straight up say "Fuck you" to the protagonist. I don't know why, but it's just so raw.

    • @DaedalosC9
      @DaedalosC9 Рік тому +7

      except for Ninja Theory's DmC

    • @bloodyidit4506
      @bloodyidit4506 Рік тому +12

      @@DaedalosC9 They just overused it. You gotta save it for the right line.

    • @DaedalosC9
      @DaedalosC9 Рік тому +5

      @@bloodyidit4506 I agree, sadly, the whole DmC felt overused, DMC5 had to come back to make things right

    • @coreyhorlacher3460
      @coreyhorlacher3460 Рік тому +1

      Except when a certain someone in the same franchise that loves money says it constantly.

    • @fluffyboi4411
      @fluffyboi4411 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@coreyhorlacher3460 budget Dr.Peace (Million Gunman)

  • @coal_kusoge
    @coal_kusoge 11 років тому +477

    Hard to believe that she's only 3rd if she managed to clear the population of an entire city.

    • @Cerby9
      @Cerby9 6 років тому +120

      Jesturado Idk, Vladimir had a Satellite Laser and he was only 3rd as well. I don't really think the ranking has much to do with just their ability to climb the rankings.
      Speed Buster has probably been behind Bad Girl, and has just excelled at staying alive with her weapon as it seems assassin's defending their ranking get to call the shots on the meet up. Bad Girl probably killed the competition and Speed Buster rose with her.
      That Dynamic could also explain Vladimir and Alice Twilight.

    • @austinmorrison6953
      @austinmorrison6953 4 роки тому +10

      C so quality over quantity?

    • @docbaker3333
      @docbaker3333 4 роки тому +18

      Especially since her main weapon is her SHOPPING CART DEATH RAY!!!!!

    • @emoares1
      @emoares1 4 роки тому +24

      If assassins defending their rank get to call the shots on the meet up, why was travis the one who had to go and kill dozens of henchmen when defending his rank against kimmy howell?

    • @aceclover758
      @aceclover758 4 роки тому +37

      Cuz Travis always gets screwed over one way or another.

  • @hatstick312
    @hatstick312 8 років тому +141

    OH YEAH, GRANNY DOESN'T FUCK AROUND.

  • @cheshirefiend4130
    @cheshirefiend4130 10 років тому +258

    There is another title that this song is known as. " Grandma doesn't fuck around"

  • @doomguy676
    @doomguy676 11 років тому +80

    I did not expect the 3rd rank to be a old lady WITH A FREAKING NUCLEAR LAZER CANNON THAT COMES OUT OF A SHOPING CART

  • @susanaalmeida593
    @susanaalmeida593 7 років тому +201

    This is by far one of the most badass boss themes I have ever come across.

  • @justindeclair346
    @justindeclair346 7 років тому +133

    I hate this fight because of the tediousness, but at the same time i like the gimmick of how it's not really a "Fight" More so a puzzle of sorts. Music is awesome too.

  • @elementalguardian101
    @elementalguardian101 10 років тому +93

    One of the most badass boss themes EVER!

    • @blackwolf249
      @blackwolf249 5 років тому

      Yeah... Why does this theme make me think of Power Rangers?

  • @ethanedwards3357
    @ethanedwards3357 3 роки тому +59

    Watch out for that laser cannon. On the lower difficulty levels, you might survive one or two direct hits from it, though it'll drain a _ton_ of your health, but on Bitter difficulty, you have to get out of the way, as it's a One-hit kill if Travis takes a direct hit.

    • @mooganify
      @mooganify 2 роки тому +1

      based

    • @i_h0p787
      @i_h0p787 2 роки тому +4

      the logic kinda makes sense on harder diffculity

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 2 роки тому +5

      Don't know why it wasn't a one hit kill the entire time
      It's a laser the size of a damn train

    • @kooperPM64
      @kooperPM64 Рік тому +1

      based

  • @TheAltairAmnell
    @TheAltairAmnell 7 років тому +144

    Play this over footage over advanced wars
    It'll fit perfectly

  • @SenbonKaguya
    @SenbonKaguya 10 років тому +66

    This OST never gets old

  • @CandyPlushOfftracti
    @CandyPlushOfftracti 10 років тому +252

    she reminds me of my own grandma

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 10 років тому +102

      your grandma owns a nuclear cannon?

    • @doomguy676
      @doomguy676 10 років тому +60

      my grandmother has the power to make you want to jump out the window of a moving car with the simple act of speaking

    • @butcherpete5869
      @butcherpete5869 9 років тому +34

      bezoticallyyours83 Who doesn't these days?

    • @shortcakeemoji
      @shortcakeemoji 4 роки тому +9

      Carlos Rivera hey, the OG comment was my old account but ill explain:
      my grandma is one of the strongest and wisest people i know, coming to the uk in the late 50s-early 60s and raised 5 children all by herself. she suffered discrimination and racism and fought to defend herself and her children at any cost (even fighting with law enforcement to protect her own children)
      while she has toned down over the years, what she went through made her incredibly wise and very strong and has been through alot to get where she is
      hope that answers everything

    • @jakehutson6158
      @jakehutson6158 4 роки тому +4

      You must have an epic grandma.

  • @cantthinkofbettername5065
    @cantthinkofbettername5065 10 років тому +71

    Old hag with giant nuclear laser cannon hidden in a shopping cart.
    Fight is basically an extension of the level with a rank 5 ending (except Travis does the killing).
    They really need to remake Speed Buster as an extra in 3.

    • @doomguy676
      @doomguy676 10 років тому +6

      they could make her nuclear laser into a tank with the lazer that travis has to slash his way into to get to the old hag

    • @SilverBirchMassage
      @SilverBirchMassage 9 років тому +10

      Maybe the protagonist in 3 could fight speed busters granddaughter, which could not only use the cannon, but would have the true boss fight after the walking part.

    • @codysego4429
      @codysego4429 9 років тому +4

      +ThatRandomGuyFTW fuck yeah, she reminds me of female Dr. Robotnick anyway

    • @NotAGoodUsername360
      @NotAGoodUsername360 3 роки тому

      Well, we DID get another instakill laser that's more of an event than a fight in 3...

  • @nathanielstein8904
    @nathanielstein8904 6 років тому +186

    just realized, both games have old person with laser as rank 3

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 6 років тому +13

      Nathaniel Stein musta been married to killabilly before he kicked the bucket.

    • @mikeockhurts904
      @mikeockhurts904 4 роки тому +32

      Hot take captain vlad could kick speed busters ass.

    • @larrycap2946
      @larrycap2946 4 роки тому +11

      @@mikeockhurts904 not a hot take if youre right

    • @draykedudzic8604
      @draykedudzic8604 3 роки тому

      @@mikeockhurts904 absolutely

  • @MustangAce36Kills
    @MustangAce36Kills 9 років тому +44

    If she ever joins WWE, this would be an excellent entrance theme for Jessicka Havok.

  • @MARCSEIDis
    @MARCSEIDis 3 роки тому +30

    Doesn't hit the same without the "KUSOU" in the background

    • @Mall13vm
      @Mall13vm 3 роки тому +2

      I need a version with it so badly

  • @UiloorDr
    @UiloorDr 11 років тому +19

    Too bad the fight was over as you reached her. I would have loved a second part. With Speed Buster using her purse as a chainmail or something. With spikes and all...

  • @meganabaja
    @meganabaja 7 років тому +10

    She don't mess around, I got the ending where Travis shows her respect.
    And I think she and Travis master have a history.

    • @Crimson_Sun2486
      @Crimson_Sun2486 Рік тому +4

      They probably dated in the past.
      Now all of a sudden I'm starting to wonder how she looked when she was in her prime 😅 could've probably killed with her looks alone

    • @meganabaja
      @meganabaja Рік тому +2

      ​@@Crimson_Sun2486 Is possible.

  • @Asujoll
    @Asujoll 13 років тому +7

    All the assassins from NMH1 have revealed first names. Speed Buster is officially Alice McHarthy.

  • @omcnicholl
    @omcnicholl 11 років тому +5

    "Oh yeah! Granny doesn't fuck around!"
    -The Autarch of Flame

  • @FireBomberBassist
    @FireBomberBassist 8 років тому +35

    One of my favorite stages due to the music xD

  • @jamesedleymusic
    @jamesedleymusic 9 років тому +27

    Mach 13 elephant explosion, the meaning of life.

  • @Gameboynitro
    @Gameboynitro 3 роки тому +5

    Who knew that breaking glass fits so well with a song.

  • @Blazingmadman98
    @Blazingmadman98 2 роки тому +2

    Alex Rochon said it best years ago when discussing the bosses of these games. "Granny doesn't fuck around!"

  • @TheAssOfEternity
    @TheAssOfEternity 11 років тому +12

    I think what he means is, you don't have an -actual- fight with her. It ends when you get to the cannon. Her fight's essentially one big dodging stage.

  • @calprey
    @calprey 7 років тому +6

    What a Blast from the Past.

  • @GreenGuyGeno
    @GreenGuyGeno 3 роки тому +8

    I always thought the name of the song is a comparison of how hard her cannon hits: like getting slammed by an elephant thrown at you at Mach 13, enough to cause an explosion.

  • @elnaoya9274
    @elnaoya9274 3 роки тому +2

    Thunder Ryu... :(

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown1992 6 років тому +4

    Oh yeah! Granny doesn't fuck around!

  • @OddManeuver
    @OddManeuver 11 років тому +2

    And Dr. Peace has his gun,Letz Shake has his Earthquake Maker, and Holly Summers has her prosthetic leg, but of course they're the real fighters because...they move around a bit? The gun is totally doing all the work, it's not like she's the one operating it or anything. Dr. Peace must be the same. The only difference is his gun is smaller.

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 7 років тому

      Odd Cumeron well when your that old, your not gonna be able to move around very well I guess.

  • @Dragula59
    @Dragula59 10 років тому +39

    WHY THAT PICTURE?!?!?!!? I DONT WANT TO SEE SPEED BUSTER'S ASS!!!

  • @Hussman493
    @Hussman493 3 роки тому +3

    Her hearing loss is from firing a high pitched laser 9001 times

  • @lilyanon5538
    @lilyanon5538 10 років тому +3

    "Oh yeah. Granny doesn't fuck around!"

  • @FellowshipFims
    @FellowshipFims 11 років тому +15

    listen to this on 1.5x speed... BOSS!

    • @KashewKiddo3826
      @KashewKiddo3826 3 роки тому

      Holy shit! You’re a genius, this sounds badass!!

  • @xedvon
    @xedvon 13 років тому +3

    The best old lady in the history of video games.

  • @DragonScythe64
    @DragonScythe64 10 років тому +46

    am i the only one who thinks the laser cannon looks like a chicken head

    • @Infelious
      @Infelious 10 років тому +32

      Its a "cock" extension lol.

  • @Chibilisous
    @Chibilisous 12 років тому +1

    Granny was such a prick before the battle began, but I gotta say I respected her, if just a little, before she died :)

  • @navytashigi
    @navytashigi 11 років тому +6

    I completely forgot about how they cut you right when you feel your about to fight the crazy madman every game has but suddenly blam....you dont

  • @hirofan97
    @hirofan97 12 років тому +6

    This what happens when granny does get to watch her stories

  • @Zer0Awakening
    @Zer0Awakening 12 років тому +1

    that quote will never get old!

  • @Payday045
    @Payday045 11 років тому +3

    The Speed Buster and her BIG F**KING CANNON!
    -Somecallmejohnny

  • @BasilHawkinz
    @BasilHawkinz 11 років тому +1

    Use the telephone poles! It's her only weakness!

  • @TKZhyon
    @TKZhyon 11 років тому +2

    Oh yeah.
    Granny Doesn't fuck around.

  • @AloisAgos
    @AloisAgos 11 років тому +22

    Me: "Alright! I'm ready to kick ass! Now where's this rank #3 so called witch?"
    (Sees old lady with shopping cart)
    Me: "You're joking, right Suda?" (-_-)'
    (Sees giant nuclear laser cannon)
    Me: "Ummm..." (o_O)
    (Sees giant nuclear laser cannon fire)
    Me: "Oh s***!" (x_X)

  • @Rellik165
    @Rellik165 11 років тому +8

    Just another instance of No More Heroes taking our expectations and flushing them down the toilet.
    And then puking on them.

  • @RacerGuy450
    @RacerGuy450 10 років тому +4

    O yeah. Granny doesn't fuck around.

  • @kankadaou
    @kankadaou 13 років тому +2

    thought i heard the death sound of a heaven smile in the beginning there...
    then again, the death sound is just some quick organ note.
    i must be imagining things

  • @darndestreeter
    @darndestreeter 11 років тому +1

    Luv the beginning

  • @vaiyt
    @vaiyt 13 років тому +1

    @waytothudawn That cannon is honking huge, it has a ridiculous range and shoots a beam as thick as a street. She can vaporize most candidates before they even notice she's there.

  • @914Spark
    @914Spark 12 років тому +1

    As the Autarch of Flame will say " Oh yea,Ganny doesn't fuck around!"

  • @SkellionPowalskiz
    @SkellionPowalskiz 14 років тому +1

    Haha, I did not expect an old lady to say that xD

  • @Double_D__
    @Double_D__ 6 місяців тому

    Bruh, this theme would make the most raw fucking walk out theme.

  • @greenhunter473
    @greenhunter473 11 років тому +4

    When I fought her I swear she said IMA FIREING MAH LAZER

  • @bencarlone5763
    @bencarlone5763 11 років тому +1

    Speed Buster... more like Speed Bump.

  • @goremand
    @goremand 12 років тому +3

    Sylvia really sucks at this mission briefing thing.
    What she says: "Witch with powerful magic"
    The reality: "Giant laser cannon"
    And don't get me started on Charlie from NMH2...

  • @goremand
    @goremand 12 років тому +3

    You know, I'd really like to see a real mach 13 elephant explosion.

  • @MajorRibcageIII
    @MajorRibcageIII 10 років тому +6

    Big fuckin gun

  • @zombievirus5124
    @zombievirus5124 6 років тому +2

    Pretty good,boy

  • @emraldlinkofkirby32
    @emraldlinkofkirby32 12 років тому +1

    I realize they get contracts, but, if Thunder Ryu was such a good man, THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KILL HIM GRANNY?!

  • @Newgrounder213
    @Newgrounder213 11 років тому +2

    Mach = Speed of Sound, that means it's 13x faster than the speed of sound. 340.29 m / s at sea level. Yeah, you get the gist of it.

  • @Nightshift6488
    @Nightshift6488 8 років тому +8

    ♪Coming thru! Killing Thunder Ryu! Das dat gangsta old bitch wit da illest cannon nuke! What'd you say? Speak up sonny, I can't hear. Murderin mothafuckas it's all so nuclear!

  • @GuyAndHisCat
    @GuyAndHisCat 12 років тому +1

    Thats right!!! GRANNY DONT FUCK AROUND!!!

  • @Dom270385
    @Dom270385 12 років тому +8

    Aw Speed Buster... one of the best bits of complete insanity in this game. I never expected this fight, and when I saw the cannon, my jaw fell to the floor. The song is awesome, too bad the fight was so bland.

  • @lobstercortex
    @lobstercortex 3 роки тому +1

    _When you realize Speed Buster is voiced by someone who used to be on Match Game_

  • @megamagicmonkey
    @megamagicmonkey 12 років тому +1

    Revelation: She is Robotnik's mother.

  • @DestroyersBlade
    @DestroyersBlade 11 років тому +6

    There's somethin' strange in yo neighbourhood.
    Who ya gonna call?
    SPEED BUSTER!
    No... okay... i'll let myself out.

  • @OddManeuver
    @OddManeuver 11 років тому +1

    What are you talking about? Of course she's fighting. She's the one firing the cannon, isn't she?

  • @oB2KoMario
    @oB2KoMario 13 років тому +4

    I dunno about you guys, but I thought this was the most fun fight in the entire game :F

    • @nopebro2471
      @nopebro2471 Рік тому

      turns out, only travis was smart enough to just dodge a giant fucking laser

  • @TheReaperNerd
    @TheReaperNerd 12 років тому +1

    her saying gets me everytime i hear it...

  • @justspiralus2562
    @justspiralus2562 2 роки тому +1

    Did they get Buckethead to do this? I swear it sounds like he's doing the lead !!!!!!!!

  • @ZatotheFiend
    @ZatotheFiend 13 років тому +1

    oh yeah, Granny doesn't fuck around

  • @slendermanzero3231
    @slendermanzero3231 11 років тому +1

    Now that you think about it, elephants are the only things she can really hit with that slow cannon...

  • @CadeiraSkol0
    @CadeiraSkol0 2 роки тому +1

    Even though I am enjoying the game, I am not a personal fan of the boss themes. But this one really is a banger

  • @Brobey
    @Brobey 3 роки тому +2

    KUSO!

  • @mambo1062
    @mambo1062 6 років тому +4

    The whole fight up to her was:
    *having a heart attack going to the otherside* NYEEEEE! OML! I JUST MADE IT!!!

    • @antonhagbox02
      @antonhagbox02 3 роки тому +1

      It's less a "fight" and more a "level disguised as a fight." Still really cool, though.

  • @TheAssOfEternity
    @TheAssOfEternity 11 років тому +2

    Happens to the best of us.

  • @LordYggdrasill
    @LordYggdrasill 12 років тому +1

    I don't know why, but I never understand her saying "Prick." it sounds like Twerp to me, but everyone says it's Prick, so it must be that. Also, in Smash Bros, I never understand Captain Falcon saying "Show Me Your Moves." I simply hear "Show Your Moves."

  • @DestroyersBlade
    @DestroyersBlade 11 років тому +1

    If her shopping cart is also a nuclear laser gun, then the stroller she uses is probably part Submachine gun

  • @pyrolee17
    @pyrolee17 13 років тому +1

    thats what the lunch lady at my school said

  • @Nox83394
    @Nox83394 10 років тому +4

    what if her hat can morph into a mini laser canon XD

  • @ericalluvium6159
    @ericalluvium6159 6 років тому +3

    It's the og grandma

  • @Graphomite
    @Graphomite 11 років тому

    Ha! I see what you mean. It does sound akin to something you'd hear before the commercial break.

  • @omcnicholl
    @omcnicholl 11 років тому

    Calm down, mate. It's not a crime to like his videos. XD

  • @waytothudawn
    @waytothudawn 13 років тому +3

    How the hell did an old lady in a shopping cart get to rank 3? She herself can't even fight, but she has a laser cannon in the cart. Shouldn't that be easily dodge-able to most upcoming assasins? :o

  • @mambo1062
    @mambo1062 6 років тому +1

    *"sensei!"*

  • @ThemeSongsFanatic
    @ThemeSongsFanatic 11 років тому +3

    HEY! That's my grandmomma out there !! >:[

  • @Nox83394
    @Nox83394 11 років тому +9

    if that canon is her shopping cart, what does her purse morph in to?

  • @Mitch-K
    @Mitch-K 2 роки тому

    Pretty great music despite the fact that this is barely even a boss fight.

  • @toxellexot
    @toxellexot 3 роки тому +1

    It's beyond me why she's ranked 3rd, as easy as she is to beat but oh well

  • @bezoticallyyours83
    @bezoticallyyours83 7 років тому +1

    I really do need to get the first game. I only have the second one. Anyone else hyped for No More Heroes 3?

    • @Valstrax69
      @Valstrax69 7 років тому +1

      I am
      I was really happy when suda 51 announced it.

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 7 років тому

      menacingwarlock89 Me too.

  • @OhFrittata
    @OhFrittata 12 років тому +1

    Psh...elephant is right XD

  • @doomguy676
    @doomguy676 11 років тому +1

    so did I but my computer caught fire when I tried

  • @rprittie
    @rprittie 13 років тому +1

    0 Elephants have exploded at mach 13

  • @SilverFanatic1
    @SilverFanatic1 13 років тому

    ... Damn... just... damn!

  • @faabii8664
    @faabii8664 6 років тому +1

    EPIC !!

  • @ubersoldierboi
    @ubersoldierboi 12 років тому

    damn it, i can't thumbs up im watching this in 1955

  • @20DJMIKE
    @20DJMIKE 11 років тому

    It was a sign of respect. That she respects his power and charm. Now, shut up.

  • @OddManeuver
    @OddManeuver 11 років тому

    Mmm, I see what he means. I was thinking he was talking about the literal sense of fighting, not the fact it was a game for a moment.

  • @DWNmetalman777
    @DWNmetalman777 13 років тому +1

    @waytothudawn She only fights in long alleyways.
    that or she was on the UAA ranks fairly early.

  • @Nox83394
    @Nox83394 10 років тому +1

    i think it would make a lot more sense if bad girl was 3rd and speed buster was 2nd

    • @MonkeyManPrime64
      @MonkeyManPrime64 10 років тому +1

      Nah not really. That's just me though.

    • @sloth6804
      @sloth6804 10 років тому +3

      Super Nintendo64 r-really? bad girl= baseball bat.
      speed buster=giant energy cannon, and killed travis's master. diff strokes doe

    • @MonkeyManPrime64
      @MonkeyManPrime64 10 років тому

      I guess. Maybe.

    • @jamesedleymusic
      @jamesedleymusic 9 років тому +1

      I don't even understand how Speed Buster got to rank 3rd.

    • @MonkeyManPrime64
      @MonkeyManPrime64 9 років тому +2

      +dedley01 She incinerated all her opponents I'm sure.