Speed Buster: Mach 13 Elephant Explosion
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
- Speed Buster is a 76-year-old assassin who lives in the abandoned Speed City, and is the oldest ranked member of the United Assassins Association; her real name and nationality are unknown. She is ranked third in the UAA. Speed Buster is a misandrist woman who claims men to be unbelievably stubborn and foolish. She has also recently become very hard of hearing, or at least pretends to. She kills Thunder Ryu in a duel before Travis Touchdown's ranking match against her begins, and after dismantling her energy cannon, Travis decapitates her for revenge. She knew Thunder Ryu before they fought, and moments before she is killed she says, paradox of her initial attitude, that she thought of Thunder Ryu as a good man and believes Travis will develop into one as well.
Nothing but appreciation for characters that straight up say "Fuck you" to the protagonist. I don't know why, but it's just so raw.
except for Ninja Theory's DmC
@@DaedalosC9 They just overused it. You gotta save it for the right line.
@@bloodyidit4506 I agree, sadly, the whole DmC felt overused, DMC5 had to come back to make things right
Except when a certain someone in the same franchise that loves money says it constantly.
@@coreyhorlacher3460 budget Dr.Peace (Million Gunman)
Hard to believe that she's only 3rd if she managed to clear the population of an entire city.
Jesturado Idk, Vladimir had a Satellite Laser and he was only 3rd as well. I don't really think the ranking has much to do with just their ability to climb the rankings.
Speed Buster has probably been behind Bad Girl, and has just excelled at staying alive with her weapon as it seems assassin's defending their ranking get to call the shots on the meet up. Bad Girl probably killed the competition and Speed Buster rose with her.
That Dynamic could also explain Vladimir and Alice Twilight.
C so quality over quantity?
Especially since her main weapon is her SHOPPING CART DEATH RAY!!!!!
If assassins defending their rank get to call the shots on the meet up, why was travis the one who had to go and kill dozens of henchmen when defending his rank against kimmy howell?
Cuz Travis always gets screwed over one way or another.
OH YEAH, GRANNY DOESN'T FUCK AROUND.
There is another title that this song is known as. " Grandma doesn't fuck around"
"Prune Juice and poison"
A quality magenta chicken mask"Dentures and destruction"
Arbiterninja Old chicks and broken hips.
Den Dehn Canes and Cannons
***** Arthritis and Apocalypse
I did not expect the 3rd rank to be a old lady WITH A FREAKING NUCLEAR LAZER CANNON THAT COMES OUT OF A SHOPING CART
This is by far one of the most badass boss themes I have ever come across.
I hate this fight because of the tediousness, but at the same time i like the gimmick of how it's not really a "Fight" More so a puzzle of sorts. Music is awesome too.
One of the most badass boss themes EVER!
Yeah... Why does this theme make me think of Power Rangers?
Watch out for that laser cannon. On the lower difficulty levels, you might survive one or two direct hits from it, though it'll drain a _ton_ of your health, but on Bitter difficulty, you have to get out of the way, as it's a One-hit kill if Travis takes a direct hit.
based
the logic kinda makes sense on harder diffculity
Don't know why it wasn't a one hit kill the entire time
It's a laser the size of a damn train
based
Play this over footage over advanced wars
It'll fit perfectly
This OST never gets old
she reminds me of my own grandma
your grandma owns a nuclear cannon?
my grandmother has the power to make you want to jump out the window of a moving car with the simple act of speaking
bezoticallyyours83 Who doesn't these days?
Carlos Rivera hey, the OG comment was my old account but ill explain:
my grandma is one of the strongest and wisest people i know, coming to the uk in the late 50s-early 60s and raised 5 children all by herself. she suffered discrimination and racism and fought to defend herself and her children at any cost (even fighting with law enforcement to protect her own children)
while she has toned down over the years, what she went through made her incredibly wise and very strong and has been through alot to get where she is
hope that answers everything
You must have an epic grandma.
Old hag with giant nuclear laser cannon hidden in a shopping cart.
Fight is basically an extension of the level with a rank 5 ending (except Travis does the killing).
They really need to remake Speed Buster as an extra in 3.
they could make her nuclear laser into a tank with the lazer that travis has to slash his way into to get to the old hag
Maybe the protagonist in 3 could fight speed busters granddaughter, which could not only use the cannon, but would have the true boss fight after the walking part.
+ThatRandomGuyFTW fuck yeah, she reminds me of female Dr. Robotnick anyway
Well, we DID get another instakill laser that's more of an event than a fight in 3...
just realized, both games have old person with laser as rank 3
Nathaniel Stein musta been married to killabilly before he kicked the bucket.
Hot take captain vlad could kick speed busters ass.
@@mikeockhurts904 not a hot take if youre right
@@mikeockhurts904 absolutely
If she ever joins WWE, this would be an excellent entrance theme for Jessicka Havok.
Doesn't hit the same without the "KUSOU" in the background
I need a version with it so badly
Too bad the fight was over as you reached her. I would have loved a second part. With Speed Buster using her purse as a chainmail or something. With spikes and all...
She's an old woman. The cannon is all she has
She don't mess around, I got the ending where Travis shows her respect.
And I think she and Travis master have a history.
They probably dated in the past.
Now all of a sudden I'm starting to wonder how she looked when she was in her prime 😅 could've probably killed with her looks alone
@@Crimson_Sun2486 Is possible.
All the assassins from NMH1 have revealed first names. Speed Buster is officially Alice McHarthy.
"Oh yeah! Granny doesn't fuck around!"
-The Autarch of Flame
One of my favorite stages due to the music xD
same :'3
Mach 13 elephant explosion, the meaning of life.
Who knew that breaking glass fits so well with a song.
Alex Rochon said it best years ago when discussing the bosses of these games. "Granny doesn't fuck around!"
I think what he means is, you don't have an -actual- fight with her. It ends when you get to the cannon. Her fight's essentially one big dodging stage.
What a Blast from the Past.
I always thought the name of the song is a comparison of how hard her cannon hits: like getting slammed by an elephant thrown at you at Mach 13, enough to cause an explosion.
Thunder Ryu... :(
Oh yeah! Granny doesn't fuck around!
And Dr. Peace has his gun,Letz Shake has his Earthquake Maker, and Holly Summers has her prosthetic leg, but of course they're the real fighters because...they move around a bit? The gun is totally doing all the work, it's not like she's the one operating it or anything. Dr. Peace must be the same. The only difference is his gun is smaller.
Odd Cumeron well when your that old, your not gonna be able to move around very well I guess.
WHY THAT PICTURE?!?!?!!? I DONT WANT TO SEE SPEED BUSTER'S ASS!!!
be thankful she's not naked. :P
Fucking exactly
kye alexander she thick
Her hearing loss is from firing a high pitched laser 9001 times
"Oh yeah. Granny doesn't fuck around!"
listen to this on 1.5x speed... BOSS!
Holy shit! You’re a genius, this sounds badass!!
The best old lady in the history of video games.
am i the only one who thinks the laser cannon looks like a chicken head
Its a "cock" extension lol.
Granny was such a prick before the battle began, but I gotta say I respected her, if just a little, before she died :)
I completely forgot about how they cut you right when you feel your about to fight the crazy madman every game has but suddenly blam....you dont
This what happens when granny does get to watch her stories
that quote will never get old!
The Speed Buster and her BIG F**KING CANNON!
-Somecallmejohnny
Use the telephone poles! It's her only weakness!
Oh yeah.
Granny Doesn't fuck around.
Me: "Alright! I'm ready to kick ass! Now where's this rank #3 so called witch?"
(Sees old lady with shopping cart)
Me: "You're joking, right Suda?" (-_-)'
(Sees giant nuclear laser cannon)
Me: "Ummm..." (o_O)
(Sees giant nuclear laser cannon fire)
Me: "Oh s***!" (x_X)
Just another instance of No More Heroes taking our expectations and flushing them down the toilet.
And then puking on them.
O yeah. Granny doesn't fuck around.
thought i heard the death sound of a heaven smile in the beginning there...
then again, the death sound is just some quick organ note.
i must be imagining things
Luv the beginning
@waytothudawn That cannon is honking huge, it has a ridiculous range and shoots a beam as thick as a street. She can vaporize most candidates before they even notice she's there.
As the Autarch of Flame will say " Oh yea,Ganny doesn't fuck around!"
Haha, I did not expect an old lady to say that xD
Bruh, this theme would make the most raw fucking walk out theme.
When I fought her I swear she said IMA FIREING MAH LAZER
Speed Buster... more like Speed Bump.
Sylvia really sucks at this mission briefing thing.
What she says: "Witch with powerful magic"
The reality: "Giant laser cannon"
And don't get me started on Charlie from NMH2...
And his groupies
You know, I'd really like to see a real mach 13 elephant explosion.
Big fuckin gun
Pretty good,boy
I realize they get contracts, but, if Thunder Ryu was such a good man, THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KILL HIM GRANNY?!
Mach = Speed of Sound, that means it's 13x faster than the speed of sound. 340.29 m / s at sea level. Yeah, you get the gist of it.
♪Coming thru! Killing Thunder Ryu! Das dat gangsta old bitch wit da illest cannon nuke! What'd you say? Speak up sonny, I can't hear. Murderin mothafuckas it's all so nuclear!
Thats right!!! GRANNY DONT FUCK AROUND!!!
Aw Speed Buster... one of the best bits of complete insanity in this game. I never expected this fight, and when I saw the cannon, my jaw fell to the floor. The song is awesome, too bad the fight was so bland.
_When you realize Speed Buster is voiced by someone who used to be on Match Game_
Revelation: She is Robotnik's mother.
Makes sense actually.
There's somethin' strange in yo neighbourhood.
Who ya gonna call?
SPEED BUSTER!
No... okay... i'll let myself out.
What are you talking about? Of course she's fighting. She's the one firing the cannon, isn't she?
I dunno about you guys, but I thought this was the most fun fight in the entire game :F
turns out, only travis was smart enough to just dodge a giant fucking laser
her saying gets me everytime i hear it...
Did they get Buckethead to do this? I swear it sounds like he's doing the lead !!!!!!!!
oh yeah, Granny doesn't fuck around
Now that you think about it, elephants are the only things she can really hit with that slow cannon...
Even though I am enjoying the game, I am not a personal fan of the boss themes. But this one really is a banger
KUSO!
The whole fight up to her was:
*having a heart attack going to the otherside* NYEEEEE! OML! I JUST MADE IT!!!
It's less a "fight" and more a "level disguised as a fight." Still really cool, though.
Happens to the best of us.
I don't know why, but I never understand her saying "Prick." it sounds like Twerp to me, but everyone says it's Prick, so it must be that. Also, in Smash Bros, I never understand Captain Falcon saying "Show Me Your Moves." I simply hear "Show Your Moves."
If her shopping cart is also a nuclear laser gun, then the stroller she uses is probably part Submachine gun
thats what the lunch lady at my school said
what if her hat can morph into a mini laser canon XD
It's the og grandma
Ha! I see what you mean. It does sound akin to something you'd hear before the commercial break.
Calm down, mate. It's not a crime to like his videos. XD
How the hell did an old lady in a shopping cart get to rank 3? She herself can't even fight, but she has a laser cannon in the cart. Shouldn't that be easily dodge-able to most upcoming assasins? :o
*"sensei!"*
HEY! That's my grandmomma out there !! >:[
if that canon is her shopping cart, what does her purse morph in to?
Don't ask...
a pulse rifle... I'm assuming.
A mace purse!
A rocket launcher.
A rail gun.
Pretty great music despite the fact that this is barely even a boss fight.
It's beyond me why she's ranked 3rd, as easy as she is to beat but oh well
I really do need to get the first game. I only have the second one. Anyone else hyped for No More Heroes 3?
I am
I was really happy when suda 51 announced it.
menacingwarlock89 Me too.
Psh...elephant is right XD
so did I but my computer caught fire when I tried
0 Elephants have exploded at mach 13
... Damn... just... damn!
EPIC !!
damn it, i can't thumbs up im watching this in 1955
It was a sign of respect. That she respects his power and charm. Now, shut up.
Travis has charm?
Mmm, I see what he means. I was thinking he was talking about the literal sense of fighting, not the fact it was a game for a moment.
@waytothudawn She only fights in long alleyways.
that or she was on the UAA ranks fairly early.
i think it would make a lot more sense if bad girl was 3rd and speed buster was 2nd
Nah not really. That's just me though.
Super Nintendo64 r-really? bad girl= baseball bat.
speed buster=giant energy cannon, and killed travis's master. diff strokes doe
I guess. Maybe.
I don't even understand how Speed Buster got to rank 3rd.
+dedley01 She incinerated all her opponents I'm sure.