Swab Summer begins at the US Coast Guard Academy

[@marinewannabeehoooraah7003]

I wanna do the Coast Guard because I wanna do Narcotics and from the Coast Guard I can go to the DEA and I wanna do Narcotics in the US Coast Guard

[@matthewpham9525]

Do narcotics?

[@wacobutte]

Sounds like you're high right now. How's this for a better idea??? Attend the Police Academy. WooHoo - now you got friends in high places.