Very Really Good
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- Опубліковано 2 бер 2021
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This week, we talk about probably the worst country song ever, we read some Craigslist missed connections, I do the full video game controller tier list from my last video, and so much more!
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the mustache is high fashion
oh hi bestie michael microphone!! didn't expect to see you here
we stan a king with good taste.
hey bestie
Bestie who’s an Italian girl from New York is here ✨
Where is the Mikes Mike/Kurtis Connor collab just asking
How can people not like Kurtis' mustache and mullet??? He looks like a cool dad from the 80s, all he needs to wear is a neon or bright colored oversized windbreaker to become cool 80s dad.
"hey kid want to go to the mall arcade"
He looks like a member of Toto
No one actually dislikes it. I think he's talking about the tiktok comment section lmao
It looks like he's growing out his hair so he can cosplay Billy from stranger things
Don't forget the hightop sneakers
Maybe instead of singing how without girls, boys wouldn't wash their trucks, she could sing about how, without girls, your boy truck wouldn't have windshield wipers or brake pedals (both invented by women)
Wait so cars didn't always have brakes?
@@bigpooper4156 have you never seen the flinstones? 🙄🙄 they used their feet
This is the dumbest comment I’ve actually seen holy shit
@@juliansandoval3399 explain
@@juliansandoval3399 dude she's not wrong😂 we learned that a woman invented windshield wipers in like 3rd grade to be fair she was wrong about brake pedals im pretty sure because they were invented by louis Renault but still how is it dumb?
I had a roommate in 2015 who would CRY when God Made Girls came on the radio because she thought it was so powerful and beautiful.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂....oh you were serious??
Oh god the second hand embarrassment
PLZ
STOP
@@shaf2317 stop what?
My transgender step son now goes by Kurtis because of you
that's amazing!! I'm happy for him :)
omg this is the best thing I've heard today!! congratulations:)))❤❤
This is so wholesome and amazing!
Omggg that is so cute. That is amazing ❤️❤️❤️
i’m happy for you guys
i really like how the lyrics to god made girls imply that not only did god make skirts, he made them before he made girls. like god crafted a garment for some reason (even though im pretty sure garments were made by adam and eve of their own free will after they committed the original sin, right?) but he was like "aw man, the dudes i made can't wear this thing! but it's so pretty! i'll have to invent a whole new kind of guy for this one."
Yeah, the Scottish
God just immediately inventing gendered fabric the moment he said let there be skirts
it also implies that trucks were made before women so therefore everyone before 1896 was male
My mom loved this comment
yet guys wore skirts in the early days anyways 💀
This is not the gaming content I expected, butt... I appreciate the critical discussion all the same.
Butt? Really?
Haha! butt=funny! 😃 I love funny man gamer
Butt? BUTT? butt... 😏
Haha butt
@@marceline3333 BUTT!!?!?!? butt! 🤣😂😁
"Something beautiful and breakable that glows in the dark" ?? ah yes, the two genders, boy and glow stick
🤣
You know what Kurtis? Hey, how are you doing? I hope you're doing well. Having received so many extra greetings, I think its only fair we, as members of Kurtistown, give some back too.
petition for this thread to be just a string of extra greetings, for our lovely mayor
Our mayor deserves a gold star for very really good jobs
An extra greeting to our excellent mayor ✨
an extra greeting for the best mayor
Here's an extra greeting Kurtis....
Fun fact: All girls glow in the dark, the second someone identifies as a girl, she starts to glow in the dark.
Ohhhhh that explains why I don’t glow in the dark!
@@alittlefruitfairy damn same
Yeah it's true! If they say they are a girl and don't glow, they probably are a fish in disguise.
Mom, dad, I'm.... *turns off light* *and glows*
@@fisharecool2849 hey i know you probably don't mean it that way but the lizard people joke is super antisemitic, please don't make jokes like that
I know Kurtis has the authority to speak on the worst country song because he’s a world-renowned country music star
Jenna: *Going about her day*
Kurtis: *Quietly sneaks into the room. Turns off the light*
Jenna: "What the hell"
Kurtis: "Sorry, I just wanted to see if you glow in the dark"
I don't know the worst country song, but i do know the best: Blood Related 😎
Yessssss 🤘🏻🤘🏻
Hahaaa yeetyeetyall
Yee yee
Yee
Yer the yee to my haw 🤠
I’m sorry but I read the title and was like “how can you pick just one”
Did he change it???
@@cablekar i think this person was like “most country songs are bad, how can you pick just one“
Well.. by definition of the word worst, it has to be just one.
Hey What about blood related? That's the only good country song. Are you dissing our country song boy kurt?
@@pixelinnie Dolly slander....jail for u
"And lo, the Lord said 'let there be trucks', and there were, and they were dirty as hell"
This is one of the best comments I've ever read. Thank you for the chuckle.
*chef's kiss*
I'm glad that everytime Kurtis gets comments like "I don't like your mustache" or "too many sketches", he sticks up for himself and keeps doing what he loves to do. screw those people kurtis you do you
Same!! I hope he never changes!
"Do boats sink?" -Our mayor, 2021
😂😂😂
He was saying if they run out of gas do they sink lol
Ah, yes. What a wonderful town to live in.
Ratio
the titanic: am i a joke to you?
"I don't need therapy, I have my podcast."
-Every 21 year old American college dude with no healthcare
Too accurate 😅
I think you mean my father but close enough
Boats don’t really float, they actually just have legs and just walk
That would be pretty funny
Yes the reason women pop when they move sometimes is because we’re activating the glow stick feature
I wanna know how HelloFresh approved this sponsorship with them being right after the “controller in ass” tier list LMFAO
right i love thinking about the corporate guy who sits through the whole podcast and is like “yes this is exactly what the brand needs”
I think they know how big of a following he has and how much people like him haha
@@leemolloy1112 they review his stuff all the time lol he’s talked about it before how some videos are delayed because the advertiser has to approve it.
I kind of love what it says about them lol
I'm in class but this is more important
SAME PLS
LITERALLY
Fr
me too
Yas
Hey Kurt, I’ve been sober for a week now and i’ve been really busy and just really stressed, but this podcast brought such a smile to my face and made me feel so much better tonight. thank u
hey, how ya doin? checkin in after a year, hope things are well
i’d also be curious 💕
Me too! Really hope things are good with you :]
The other day, my mom had asked me to stop by the grocery store on my way to visit her. She had run out of her favorite lemonade and requested that I replenish her supply; she’s very particular and only likes one specific type. There I was, in the grocery store, leaning down among shelves of countless drink mixtures, searching for the elusive instant-lemonade when my peripheral vision alerted to a young man walking towards me. I pretended not to notice as I continued my search, and he drew nearer. I could feel his eyes on me as I played innocent, seemingly immersed in my quest for lemonade, my head tilted at about ass-level. He was getting closer and closer until the suspense reached its apex, and I couldn’t help but glance up at him, just in time to see his smirk, with my unsuspecting nostrils dangerously close to his man-booty. In that instant, the unmistakable sound of a long-oppressed fart came rumbling out into freedom. The timing was impeccable. If you’re reading this, fart-man, please know that I will never forget you.
crop-dusted at costco; a true love story
@@queenqueef3803 and then everyone clapped. Lol
That song is actually really popular in my hometown in Kentucky. Trust me when I say there are far worse country songs that include lines such as “chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit”
oh thats right
that song slaps tho
@@morethanaveragejoe5701 it nauseates me, international harvester is where it’s at
@@morethanaveragejoe5701 such a catchy blake shelton song
As a fellow Kentuckian, this is 100% true, please save us, I hate it here
I can’t believe people were talking shit about his last video, it was a fat chefs kiss 💋, 6 AM Hotdog my dude!
6AM HOTDOG CHHHEEECCCCKKKKK
See, estrogen is what makes you glow in the dark. That’s the only thing I regret about going on HRT is that I can’t glow no more f😔😔😔
When I get on hrt I will finally achieve bioluminescence
just drink glowstick juice coward
@@hhh-bu3qj shit you right I should’ve been doing that already
right imma miss it man
honestly, i don’t know why people hate the stache. i think it adds so much to the look, especially with the hair.
it also looks really fucking cool
honestly staches look weird on a lot of ppl in my opinion, but kurtis absolutely rocks it
@@emmerald SAME
“I don’t need therapy, I have my podcast”
Me too😌
I dont need therapy, this dude provides my podcast.
Same who needs theraphy when i can just listen to his podcast whenever i eat so i actually do smh
@@lanac5793 facts
Stop reading the comments dude.
Your mustache is fine and your sketches are funny.
Our shitty opinions in the comments dont matter and its not healthy.
*pfft what a shitty opinion* all jokes here, love the stash kurtis
maybe you misread my comment? im telling him to not focused on negative comments.
i also complimented his stache lol
he doesn't seem to let it bother him too much, i hope he doesn't take it too seriously
@@thisisjustaflashback Same
you know at first I didn't realize you were talking about kurtis and I was glad you liked my sketches until I realized that I have no sketches
Imagine Kurtis's viewers knew that if they complained about him doing "too many sketches" that he would make more sketches out of spite, thus using reverse psychology to get exactly what they want (more sketches)
yea i knew i was trans because i couldn't glow in the dark like the other girls 😞
same
I started glowing and was like oh no
Honestly whoever is telling Curtis to stop with the mustache is breaking the law. We’re supposed to be nice to him. He’s the mayor
Kurtis
did you just misspell the mayors name ?? treason
curtis
curtis
Curtis
fyi the artist, Raelynn, made the God Made Girls song in 2014 which don’t get me wrong is pretty off putting. later in 2018 she released the song, “Queens Dont”, which is much more empowering for women, so i feel like it deserves some recognition that she’s grown over the past 7 years.
2014 WAS 7 YEARS AGO ? Gosh I’m old
Agreed!
Oh, then she doesnt deserve hate this much lol. Good for her :)
Good for her
good for her 😌
“It might effect male fertility? Good. Enough people”
SK WAIT YOU HAVE A POINT
Hey Kurtis! I also have literally no idea how boats work but I watched a TedEd video on it so here: when a boat is placed in water, it displaces a certain amount of that water. Gravity pushes down on the boat, while a buoyant force does the opposite and pushes the boat up from underneath. So, a boat will float if the amount of water it displaces is MORE than its weight. For example, you can fill up a bath tub or a sink with some water and get a plastic cup from your kitchen. Put your fist inside the cup and push down on the water with the cup, making sure to not get any inside the cup. You will feel resistance when you push the cup down. This is buoyant force. Now, if you take your hand out the cup will probably fall over because it’s too light. So, if you fill it with some water (the amount depends you may have to experiment with it), the cup will end up floating in the water. I learned this from a Ted Ed video, they have a video on how boats work so if this was too confusing you can go over there and watch it. So yeah that’s how boats work. Or maybe science is wrong and a wizard just enchants it idk
So you really threw a Hello Fresh ad directly after a “which controller you should shove up your ass” tier list? Bold move
that’s the most kurtis move ever
so glad you’re talking about god made girls it is such a degrading song😭😭😭
omg your pfp😫‼️
its one of those songs that i feel bad singing along to, like i feel gross
Yeah fr, makes me feel ✨yucky✨
Omg exactly
@@Dolly_000h man what the fuck?
i’m agender so i feel like i neither glow nor reflect light, but instead absorb all light that touches me like a black hole >:3
“Something beautiful and breakable that lights up in the dark.” Like a glow stick? Do men just want glow sticks?
men only want glow sticks
“Something beautiful and breakable that glows in the dark” A glow stick?
why is he saying gas and not pressing the fart sound effect
edit - alrighty we’re good 4:00
Serena!! Your video is amazing! Also, just wanted to drop in and say that I love the reputation poster behind you! Swifties unite ♥️
Congrats on the feature❤️
@@anagham4700 thank you both so much!!! 😭 See not all Swifties cancelled Kurtis lmaooo!! ❤️
@@SerenaPalmer haha of course! Just a handful of Swifties can cancel Kurtis for literally making a joke!
Taylor is a queen and Kurtis is a king 👑
wow your channel is so underated...
Why is no one talking about how amazing the game controller tier list is 💀💀💀
Just so that everyone knows, the sketches are the best parts of Kurtis’s videos
God made girls cause I like girls.
Is it you, God? I always knew you were a woman
God made girls for 💫lesbians and bis💫 😌
@@wafflefalafel9442 god's like oh haha yeah i forgot about y'all
@@wafflefalafel9442 BYE BC I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF IT IN A WLW WAY I FORGOT ABOUT STRAIGHT PEOPLE LMFAOO
Girls aren't objects luv 😌
I’m patiently awaiting my crewneck Mr. Mayor
loving the crew neck
Same
why did I imagine you standing outside the courthouse with a sign, saying this in monotone
@@anyalaASMR bc I’m there right now 👁👄👁
“somebody’s gotta wanna hold his hand” me, some unidentified flavor of gay: ok but i’m already doing that
"some unidentified flavor of gay" I love this and am stealing it.
absolutely need you to check out the country song “honky tonk badonkadonk” by trace adkins 😭😭 its so bad and the radio STILL eats it up
with all due respect fuck you that’s a classic 😭
@@SM-yz4hi LMFAO
honky tonk badonkadonk should be the sounds that cars make in a traffic jam, not the name of a song
This song has been stuck in my head since i first heard it and it's awful.
My condolences.
same here, sometimes I catch myself humming it even though it's terrible
It's like so bad it's good, but in a really bad way. Like the real women vote for trump song.
i’ve heard it so much i’m starting to like it i’m scared
it’s been stuck in my head for the past seven years and i just want it to stop
Theres a girl on tiktok that keep rewriting that song but "god made bi's" rather than god made girls. its just stuff like "someone had to cuff their jeans" or "someone had to love harry styles"
I got that on my fyp. Chef's kiss
Or the god made guys one
yes I love that version - very iconic
Love the mental image of God creating us just to cuff jeans
okay,, "someone had to love harry styles" was an attack on me WHSHAHSHAH
Have you heard, “Take A Drunk Girl Home”? Also a super sexist country song that idolizes men doing the bare minimum... aka not r*ping a drunk girl.
Kurtis used the words “displace” and “buoyancy” and suddenly that entire physics high-school course was worth it.
Freud would love this song because Rae Lynn is just describing being a mom. Very oedipus of her
The phrase "very Oedipus of her" haunts me
@@bluemonkey3072 am I wrong
@@reaganm8156 not at all. Which is why it's so upsetting
You did not 😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭
as a girl, yes we can glow in the dark, but it’s supposed to be a secret so don’t tell
I agree and dude, I love your pfp~
Who tf needs lamps when there are us girls smh 🙄
@@pp-nm3bk someones gotta be the one to lamp so god made girls😍😍😍
Everyone spilling our secrets. First the tampon tea now the glowing what’s next? The 5th hole?
@@dianaj8153 I clean my 5th hole every weak
the energy Kurtis has everytime he begins his podcast is the exact opposite as when he says his extra greeting
kurtis: kurtistown is a democracy
also kurtis: i’m gonna put more sketches in next time out of spite!
Hes following the American set up for democracy 👍🏽👍🏽
My mom used to tell me Kid Rock was my real dad when I was a kid. I think that pretty much sums up my childhood trauma
fuck man, glad you're here listening to kurtis' podcast, i think we all can agree its the best alternative to therapy
Oh gosh I'm so sorry for your childhood
That is horrible. I hope you are in a better, safer place now.
All boats have dozens of scuba divers under it keeping it afloat. It's a hard job but someone's gotta do it.
hi I accidentally viewed some triggering content and my mood got ruined and my brain hasn't been very nice to me, and before I spiraled I caught myself and I came to your channel. Thank you for everything you do, you help out so many people in more ways than you know. Thank you.
I absolutely love the phrase “commission a local wizard” 😅
“If you’re an antivaxer, let me know why so I can uummm...make fun of you.”
Yessir
“they commissioned a local wizard” was it a gay wizard ?
yes ofc
yes
do your best, be a gay wizard asf
@@sanjulkapoor6637 i already am a gay wizard
Every wizard is gay
The whole bit of "Kurtis shave off your mustache" and the fart sound effects had me cracking up way too much
how Very Really Good podcasts goes :
1 - *Kurtis trying to talk continuously*
2 - *Trying to make it interesting*
3 - *Starts giggling out of the blue*
4 - *Extreme funny mode*
we already know what the best country song is
Blood related. Obviously.
Merry Go Round?
babe wake up, kurtboy is talking
Dude kurtis's smile is so pretty im jealous
13:34 did he just say ‘Father, stretch my ass’ I- 💀
"father stretch my ass" why am I laughing so hard at that omg
There is nothing more attractive than kurt boy talking about how warm his mustache is
change my mind
Nah its truth
lesbianism.
@@london2518 I'd be a lesbian for that stache
I swear instead of the truck verse I was expecting the next verse to be, "Give them a reason to wash that butt."
Because you know....men...yeah...they never wash their butts...😆😑
I did not know there were two Jacobs I just thought that Jacob with cancer grew all his hair back in like a month and that made him look like a completely different person
"The worst" theyre all bad, Kurtis, smh
Edit: Excluding "Blood Related", that should go with out saying 😌
*worst
@@Worldsbiggestwinner thank you :)
Except blood related
not blood related tho
Not Dolly Parton's songs.
as a girl I can confirm that we do, in fact, glow in the dark.
OMG DON’T TELL HIM THAT
"Somebody's gotta wear a pretty skirt"
All the boys at my school who like to wear skirts: *Turns to dust*
“why were you late to class” well you see i was watching the mayor rank how controllers would
the fact that kurtis's beanies sold out just goes to show how he is a man of the gays
this is a whole community of girls gays and theys
@@beee2034 lol str8 white man kutistown citizen here dude
@@panoskatrin4910 It's okay, we accept you
@@panoskatrin4910 you’re allowed, but only if you can respect the girls, gays, and theys.
@@chatnoir9038 ❤
the haters forget that by leaving those comments... they're just giving kurtis smth else to make a sketch about
As an adopted kid who plans to adopt in the future, kurtis yelling at us to adopt instead of making new kids made me v happy
I thought I ain’t had no purpose on this earth but now I know I’m making y’all clean them trucks amen to that sisters
Amen 🙏 🙏 🙏
Whoever said you had too many sketches in your whisper video was WRONG because that's, at the moment, my absolute favorite video of yours. Literally every single new video that comes out it becomes my new favorite
“They lovin the crrewwww...neck” I fucking died
I LOVED THE WHISPER SKETCHES????? THEY WERE ALL SO FUNNY
please, you should listen to "if the south would've won"... so much worse
oh nooooo
@@2542lauren and the comments under the video are worse than the song, just blatant racism
HUH
did i- did i read that correctly?
pardon ❓❓
OH MY GOD 😭😭💕💕 Kurtis thank you so much I’m screaming
edit - i’m actually not screaming but I am crying bcause (i’m a girl) 🙏🏻
it's so funny omg, you did a great job!!
That was good 😂
was looking for your comment!! gonna watch the full video bc i was cracking up from just that short segment
I wonder how HelloFresh feels about following a segment involving controller ass-shoving tier lists.
Whoever thought the whisper app video had too many sketches is literally just wrong lmao
“Someone gotta be the one to cry”
Me and Kurtis: *uh oh*
Somebody’s gotta make a terrible country song... so god made Rae Lynn
Terrible country song is redundant though
@@cookieblast1499 Agreed
i believe in kurtis conner mustache+mullet supremacy.
Yeah it “could be worse” but you’re feelings are valid & you’re allowed to be upset. It could always be worse and someone out there always has it worse, but it’s good to acknowledge your own pain
man, that song is genuinely depressing. to quote kurtis himself: "straight people gotta stop"
I like the mustache and mullettttt
Don't get rid of them, they suit you so well!
Agreed! ✨
Oh no now he's gotta shave it 😔
SAY YOU HATE IT BEFORE HE CUTS IT😥😥😥
Someone's gotta fart in the bread aisle, so God made girls.
literally on my top 3 list for guys i trust with my drink
I think he’d forget it was urs and drink it
I, for one, love the mustache and mullet. It just looks like you're supposed to have them.
Also keep the sketches coming 😤
33:30 when he starts talking about the “Worst Country Song”
THANKYOU
The transition music 😭😭😭😭
As a non-binary person, I’m always scared I’m going to do something I’m not supposed to. Am I allowed to sing in the front seat? Do I have to move to the back? Am I allowed to cry? Can I wear skirts or dresses?
Am allowed to glow in the dark??
I know this is a joke but I still must say live by the "even if I'm femme I'm still a them" mentality and do you!!
i’m crying at the kurtis corner parody holy shit
She cracks her bones and then lights up