Moist Meter | Fast X
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Fast X (2023 action / adventure / crime movie), starring Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez and directed by Louis Leterrier as reviewed by Charlie and Jackson.
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I genuinely believe a transformers crossover can happen at this point
FastFormers
Nah man. At this point I'm pretty sure Dom and his Charger could join the Avengers.
- "Megatron!"
- "Dom..."
- "One shall stand, one shall fall..."
- "Why throw away your life so recklessly?"
- "Because... family"
that would be peak kino slop
idc how dumb the movie will be, for me if that happens someday it's peaked marvel crossover for me lmao
I loved the part where Dominic Toretto said “autobots roll out” and the entire crew turned into transformers
That crossover would sure wet alot of seats
Is that real ?! At this point it might as well be
And when the movie ends Megatron joins the family with Optimus prime and then they bring peace upon Cybertron
This was my fav part from the movie
Not crew
Family
Optimus: "Fammilly"
🤣🤣🤣
Can you imagine how random it would be to walk into that empty theater and all you see is one seat with Charlie in all his glory 😂😂
First I'd have to get the autograph. It's not too often you come across the true star of the Hunger Games. THEN I would sit down for the film, put earplugs in so I couldn't hear anything & wait until it's over, then get a live action moistmeter reading
I would buy him popcorn
spoken like the king of simps. Would you bow down? Kiss hit toes?
@@scottsspot I would kiss his ring ,fist bump and then watch this garbage movie while digging into my popcorn bucket.
Vin Diesel unironically being upset that the F&F-franchise have never been nominated for an Oscar, is something that brings me joy everyday. It's such a beautiful form of delusion. The fact that he actually believes he's making great films is genuinely inspiring. If you like what you do and are proud of your work, you will always feel accomplished and it won't matter if people are laughing at you behind your back.
If anything I can respect that from him
theres always next time and you can grow as long as you enjoy what youre doing
Family deserves an Oscar
he’s dillutomal
Honestly I appreciate his stupidity. I'm tired of all these ironic and cynical fucks who can't seem to move past their arthouse film student phase of life. We're all indulging Camerons water fetish once more because cinema isn't offering much beyond The Mouse and it's plundering of IPs it didn't help create.
Imagine seeing this man in the theater for fast X by himself when you’re the only two who got tickets
It's like the opening of some really strange fan-fiction..
Who goes watching these anyway. I made better storylines when I was 7 playing with toy cars. I can understand Charlie coz he has to review it.
I’d just chuckle.
Start of a meat canyon episode
No homo 🫦
The fast and furious movies are like late night fast food, it’s not objectively great food, but at the right time, it hits the spot nicely
@Logan Floor the Foodist Penguinz0 is immortal and you have no content
Don't read my name!...
Hmm
🍆🚴♂️
Why tf u need to comment every single fucking video?
I absolutely died laughing at the part near the end where Dom does a crazy spin, hits Dante's car with a helicopter, and perfectly times it where the kid jumps out from Dante's car to Dom's car
Glad to hear Jason Mamoa is already prepping for his character role in DC's Lobo movie
Jason Momoa is the best part of the movie, dude was absolutely chewing the scenery in every single scene he was in and you could tell the man was having more fun with his performance than anyone else in the whole ridiculous movie! He was a weirdo in the best way and an all-time best Fast & Furious franchise villain!
Remember that movie Jason X. Outer space version of Friday the 13th but nowhere near as violent. It was trash.
I honestly thought he was too weird. He laughed like a kid and was trying way too hard to be the joker. But glad you liked him.
@@WilliamLucas-ef6qc yeah and why bring that up it has nothing to do with anything
This is a true villain. One that doesn’t matter who he kills
What does chewing the scenery mean?
The whole "Jason was in almost every F and F movie" stuff made me laugh my ass so hard in the theater lol. These films have gone over the deep end in terms of absurdity and I admire them for it.
I think they're referring to Statham and not Momoa
Like I say, I came up with more creative storylines when I was 7 playing with toy cars. Honestly when I saw the trailer in cinema waiting for John Wick and he just so happened to be in Fast 5 in that car chase I was like “seriously, wtf? They’re scraping for villain origins now”. What’s next? One of the police cars that got crushed in Fast 6 starts a villain arc.
@@__Foodismwhy do you do this, when you don’t even have a quality channel to go to? what are you getting out of these comments cause i know there’s no money or views involved😂
@@mast3rchief536 Don't give them ideas
@Logan In your most recent video you admit to being a pedophile. No thanks.
This movie was so unbelievable it was good. My theatre was clapping and laughing more than GoG 3 which was surprising. I think everyone realized what they’re were watching the movie for, not for a serious movie but to kill time with something ridiculous. Also the end credits scene made everyone go crazy 😂
For real , I went in just expecting pure crazy action lol
You sound like a feminised fanboy.
Yeah, the end credit scene with all the lights and all. My theater was full of whisper, the guy next to me literally, "Didnt this guy had beef with Vin"😂
@@daffaagung my whole theater said “son of a bitch “ in unison with the rock and I nearly died laughing
@@rixzin5046 now would you rather watch this or some deep mentally draining "A star is born" "joker" "marriage story" movie , i love F&F and no one can tell me otherwise
I have grown to appreciate these goofy films over the years. i love how bad guys turn good, everything is over the top and it's so damn sincere.
its really funny honestly. Dont take it seriously and youll have a blast. I watched fast 9 bc of John Cena and now I am a faster fan
I rolled my eyes when Fast 10 was selling Momoa as a villain you have never seen before. But I genuinely can say I didn't expect them to go this goofy joker direction with his character
I gouged my eyes out now I'm blind.
It's OK. Every "villain" they defeat becomes their friend in the next.
Have you ever seen Stargate Atlantis? He was a goofy hero
Same I kinda expect him to be "hurr durr watch me go 1v2 Vin Diesel and The Rock" but nah he just crazy
It was nothing like of joker. Just because a villain is acting like a villain it doesn't mean he automatically acts like joker.
I've been watching this moist man for years and I've recently realized his voice is perfect for AI. He should be the next Siri of the new generation.
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
@Logan Floor guys I can confirm he isn’t
That would be nice haha
Ai charlie already exists look it up
2:29 ghost orb behind charlie
All the time I was watching, I just marveled at the physicality of the drivers and stuntmen who tried their best to make the scenes look as cool as possible.
I loved it, the way they slowly bring things back is awesome.
Fast 5 was honestly pretty decent for how wild it was while still making at least a little bit of sense.
Don't read my name!...
Fast 5 and 6 were my favourites.
fast 5 was really when you could feel that they were just not taking the story seriously anymore. Fast 7 was basically when they just stopped racing and just became government agents
@@lumonade7408 pretty much. At this point I expect nothing more from this franchise then to just be constant action. It’s better to expect that and just have a good time in the theater.
Tokyo drift 4 life!❤
Story time: I'm a huge movie guy as well as a huge car guy. My dad is a race car mechanic, so that's where all that love comes from and my natural passion is film and I graduated as a film major who now does background roles as well as some commercials. I own over 400 movies in my collection and over 100 replica car models on my shelf. That all being said, until 3 days ago I have never seen a single Fast movie and I wore that shit with a badge of honor because of its irony and I'm the kind of guy to binge watch movies just for the sake of adding it to the list of movies ive seen. There's almost no movie franchise I haven't watched all the way through. The reason why I decided to painfully indulge myself into the Fast franchise is because-no joke you can even Google this-I was offered to be a part of a paid experiment where a group of people binge every Fast movie including Fast X and take thorough and precise notes on how accurate each car crash is. Why or for what reasons this experiment was being conducted I have no idea, but I swear to god this was real and I was paid a whopping $1100 for my services
The universe conspired to have you watch this series😂😂😂
Ain't readin allat
@@mr_0n10n5 sure feels like it
@@wood-crawlerSound it out. You got this.
$1100 would almost be enough for me to watch this trash.
Even though Charlie's known for branding his things as moist, I've never seen Charlie as moist as he is in this video. Truly a blessing from MoistJesus himself.
Seeing Dom shift an automatic SRT Charger like it’s a manual in the Rome scene absolutely sent me lol.
He changed the transmission
For those wondering he rated the movie 70%. Too many people are skipping to the end of video just to see what he rated it. You are welcome
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
Yeah but now you're just ruining it for everyone who wants the surprise and is scrolling the comments during the video 😢
@@maxbracegirdle9990 why would you go through the comments before watching it
Well yeah, I want to see if this movie is good or not. Charlie normally has good taste so I skip to the end to see what he gave it and at the same time I avoid spoilers.
I like to watch it first since he spoils it a bit. But I like to see if it's even worth it, I trust Charlie's movie opinions, after all he is a Hollywood star
I loved it when Dom said, “It’s Familying time”, and familied all over Jason Mamoa
I pray the internet doesn't start calling busting familying
Stop
@@ShrexyGuytoo late i’m already on it
@@GreasingJimmy yeah
Lmfao
Im suprised you didnt talk about the filming locations. Every fast and furious movie always has an exotic location. No matter how bad the movie is the scenery is normally A1
Honestly, this film was the most fun I’ve had in a theater all year
You see John wick 4?
@@j.m.vofficial6113 Yeah, that and Mario round out my top 3 so far this year.
My friends and I had a joke when the seventh or eighth film came out, we said they should call the tenth film “fast-TEN your seatbelts” thinking it wouldn’t ever actually happen. Well. Guess we were wrong to joke.
You may be responsible
I remember when people joke about 9th film they will fly to space and here we are
They also missed on "The F8 of the furious". With F8 used as Fate
@@VHETHUNCIITHOP oh my god they definitely called it fate of the furious because of that didn’t they
I literally just got back from watching the movie, and my theater was pretty full, and the audience seemed to really like it!
I’m not complete without my whole “Well, that’s about it. See ya” at the end of the video. My heart will forever long for it
Glad to see someone like Vin Diesel getting recognised by the Legendary Family Man Charlie!
@Logan you should go comment on your moms recent video
Never thought such a niche actor would be recognized by Jesus himself!
charles may not be pregnant, but he never fails to deliver
This is the same as the top comment on the latest Markiplier video.
@@WilliamLucas-ef6qc people will do anything for a few youtube likes
Go like yourself
Oh look it’s the new hot comment to copy on every popular UA-camr’s video
@@WilliamLucas-ef6qc Eh, it gave me a laugh. :p
I thought I was the only one that felt this way thanks Charlie!!
From a narrative standpoint, it hasn’t been the same without Brian. It feels like Cipher and Dante could hunt him down if they wanted to.
I'm glad to see you so happy and I'm also very happy to see you hit trending for gaming which is your well deserved spot
Don't read my name!...
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
Woah, so we hit like the jackpot of bots here...
Mass report incoming
@@PandamoniumBruu nooooo please
@@p-__ cap bro I bought his in a jar from his only fans 10 out of 10 would sniff again
i love that i can watch your videos to get a bit of an expectation for movies, especially movies like this. as a "car guy" i am legally obligated to watch every single fast and furious movie, and im happy to know that i can expect at least a fun movie even if its not good.
My farts are better than Charlie’s farts.
Yeah baby! Been waiting for this moist meter review!
Charlie + analogies = greatness
It’s like Mia said in the first movie “ dom’s like gravity everything just gets pulled to him”
Thank you Charlie for posting this for the family
Don't read my name!...
@__Foodismyou wish lmao 🤣😂
@@Chicken_Soy stfu a bong
The thumbnail of Dom using the car door as a shield is already wild enough lol
idc what anyone says I grew up with this movie, just seeing fast and furious trailers is the best summer kick off ❤
I loved when Vin Diesel said “it’s family time” and familied all over the bad guys
most funny and original youtube comment
Don't read my name!...
@@cajann69fr
@@slayer21121 both are great you just have shity taste
It's family time, cringe power rangers Act
Saw that score coming LMAOO, love movies like this
Don't read my name!...
I really enjoyed watching the new movie. A lot of action an for me personally, they found the way back to the cars even more than in the last two parts. The end was disappointing and exciting at the same moment, because it was an open end with an extra sequel after a blackscreen.
I also loved the extra scene at the beginning in memory of Paul Walker❤
I watched one of those behind the scenes before the movie and apparently Dante was supposed to be somewhat like brian with driving tuner cars but Jason didn't believe that was fit for his character
I enjoy all of your moistmeters because of your honesty and depiction of what we'll expect 😂😂😂
I can't wait to FastTen my seatbelt for this one
The part when Jason jumped in the air with excitement was so fucking hilarious
Haven't seen the movie but the description of Jason Momoa makes it sound like he is back to his Stargate Atlantis roots and I'm excited to see a F&F movie since before Tokyo Drift
just finished wating this film, solid review
I like how moist only uses himself as a sponsor just makes way more sense and makes me want to actually buy what he's sponsoring and not just skipping forward past some boring sponsor that I know the UA-camr doesn't care about and will never use themselves if there not being payed by them.
I love how Charlie caught himself making a valid criticism, then having to correct himself saying 8:14 “but it’s fast and furious no one cares”
Today, I watched it and there was roughly like 10-12 people shockingly considering the whole franchise is about and the movie was showing the vault getting ripped out by Brain/Paul and than Dontoredo and the dani actor he played well and I mainly liked the tribute to Paul Walker at the very beginning of the movie
I do think one of the biggest issues with the fast saga is that yes at one point it was street racers doing other illegal activities but coming together to kind of bring down a different bad guy or get revenge for that one guy who cheated and got this guy killed or what ever where as now it's marketing itself too seriously if they went in with the idea of these are now kind of serious spoofs like clearly these ppl would never end up in this situation or rather wouldn't make it out of it but since it's a satirical take on spy movies and the group of friends go on an adventure archetype and find the true meaning of family like just go balls to the walls but market it as such
Bro you ever heard of punctuation
@@BigSmoke-ov6lf said whilst never using one yourself Hey pot my name is kettle
@@bryanheard5821 wel, it is ok with one sentence. If you do it for a whole paragraph, then it becomes hard to read
@@robbie9138 fair
Incredible video. Thanks charlie
he just posted it you havent even watched it he just posted so you havent even watched it because he just posted it
Don't read my name!...
@@kirinyardberry1324 I watched it quickly
I stay in a very big car community and everyone and their grandmother comes to see the film at the cinema. I literally only keep watching just because of how the community comes together and makes a big event out of it, Dominic would be proud😂
Car user discovers walking and loses mind
Charlie does such good reviews
Was waiting for this
I didn't even know there was another fast and furious, that's just how good they are
Congrats on 13 mil
70% is wayyy wayy higher than what i expected ngl😭😭
Was just thinking 60 would be reasonable
Charlie youre physically looking more and more like you live in Florida and proud of it
gonna go watch it today i let you all know how it is
Edit: Just finished watching it yesterday and its a fantastic film its been a while since ive watched a good one i feel like this year gonna be a banger for movies
The ending caught me off guard
@@nintendofan69 same
Honestly, you’ve sold me on this film
Incredible they put Rock Cena Mamoa and Vin Diesel in one movie. Thats a ton of testosterone.
I like how he took the meter graphic out so we have to watch the whole thing lmao
Its crazy that this series is still going... i can remember going to see the 1st one in freakin middle school with my friends over 20 years later its still going. LOL
I saw Fast X and I’ve never seen a single fast movie before that. I genuinely have no idea why everyone freaked out at the end credit scene
bc apparently he wasnt going to be in any more fast films
I think I speak for everyone when I say that nobody knows the plot for the fast and furious movies
I never really thought about that 😂
not even vin diesel
It’s family
Good review. Thank you Charlie
Don't read my name!...
Saw it yesterday, I agree it was fun to watch
Got out of the theater and this movie is pretty hype. Jason Mamoa is a goated villain
If making great movie reviews was an olympic sport, charlie would take home the gold medal every time
The amount of ads I have seen for fast X on UA-cam is insane
Funny. Haven't even gotten one.
At least not yet.
I had the same experience when I went to see Bladerunner 2049. Empty theatre in the middle of the day and I sat right in the middle. If anyone is familiar with the excellent sound design in 2049 then you can appreciate how awesome it would be to have the theatre to yourself.
Family man. Everyone is related to him.
I have only watched around 4 Fast movies and this one is the only one I've been hyped up for because of how fun Jason looked as a villains in the trailers. Glad to hear he's as goofy as advertised.
Charlie is the only reliable review source
Just came back from watching it. Incredible movie.
Are you serious?
Can you tell me how they managed to avoid Brian's character again?
@@AbsintheReverie they reuse f5 scene and then mention about going to him and then just cliffhanger
@@itsrezzy4263 Wow. I wonder what they are planning. Thanks for your reply.
Didn't him and his son died at the end? Or somehow he pulled another god like stunt and save himself and his son?
I feel like the funny goofy characters are what make the fast series so fun
I only watched the first 2 of these movies. So hearing that street racing has just become a novelty call back is kind of wild.
In Charlie we Trust....For a valuable review
This was my favourite since 5 which i did not expect at all because 9 almost killed me.
Watching Fast and Furious movies after the 4th one is my guilty pleasure. And obviously I'm excited to watch this as well.
Every moment of this review reminds me of when I had to fight with a friend group over "why would I choose a stupid action movie for my turn" and I was like Because its and fast and the furious movie and they were like "but its dumb" and I was like "I know it's a fast and the furious movie" 'So are you disappointed?" "NO it's a fast and the furious movie" The loop of that friend of mine who just couldn't grasp the fun that is seeing these movies in theatre with the same weird joy I get from Die Hard movies... you aren't there for inception shit you are there for the experience and suspension of disbelief bc those franchises aren't trying for realism.
People try to fault movies for giving you exactly what the publicity says they'll give you. It's like going into a KFC and expecting to order a hamburger.
@@obviousalias9506 I'd go a step further and say this one thought of it as why shouldnt you order sushi @ a KFC
My favorite part of the movie is when Dom Toretto told everyone, "When you're here, you're family", in the garden of olives. Definitely one of most moments of all time
We've come far as a family, gone are the dark days of Dom having 6 gears.
I saw the movie tonight. I had a blast. Despite the movie being 2 hours and 24 minutes long, I never felt like it over stayed its welcome.
I normally don't have an eye for this, but even I couldn't help but notice some REALLY bad CGI at times. The car belly flop scene (if you saw the movie, you know what I mean) had horrendous CGI there. But you know what, the stunt was dope.
I aill always LOVE the first fast ans furious as a non spoof and a great popcorn movie that helped shape the man i became having been heavily involved in motorcycles and cars before the movie was released when I was 16yo in 2001. Despite being paralyzed from my chest down a few days after turning 23yo in 2008, i still have 3 apoets cars and 4 motorcycles, 2 of which have custom adaptations so i can ride them.
Just watched Fast X last night with my cousins and holy shit we had so much fun. Such a silly, wild, entertaining movie.
when he used the car door to block the snipe rounds i was dead
You talking about the flashbacks just made me think of the puss and boots movie, where hes goes up a beanstalk, and in that movie, humpty dumpty was like "oh but puss i WAS THERE" and in every flashback hes somehow there
He gave it a 70%
Youre welcome
Family out of 10, would recommend
Lol
4:33 I hope this is in the movie word for word because I busted out laughing
Great video bro
I've noticed a trend recently how everyone has started accepting mid or turn off your brain entertainment for what it is, first it was super mario movie & now it's Fast X, I'm glad people have come to acceptance that yeah maybe Hollywood is just good at that, escapism & passing time with your friends & family, not every film needs to be mind bending life changing experience, it just needs to respect the audience & not think high of itself that's the main takeaway, glad to see internet being tired of hating on movies & just enjoying shit cuz we got bigger problems to worry about in reality...
Well said you. Cheers
Charlie posted himself in the theater on Instagram before the movie, he was sweat free
wow the comic art for plague seeker looks insanely good
They should pull a 180 and make a series that's really grounded and has a realistic quiet/street racing vibe to it. Actually capturing realistic racing and stunts and such.
THE FUCKING CLIFF HANGER BRO LIKE HOLY SHIT
I really love going to an empty theater. It just feels so soothing.
Nothing like it
You could say, that was one wild ride.