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  • @Wolfboss7
    @Wolfboss7 5 років тому +287

    "Lawyers don't take notes."
    Coming from a man barely able to keep two thoughts in his head at the same time.

  • @thatballerkobe5595
    @thatballerkobe5595 5 років тому +1409

    It's so amazing how hypocritical this country is, with no consequence

    • @eugeneosborn9551
      @eugeneosborn9551 5 років тому +21

      @aguy654 what fantasy land are you living in? Our military is working just fine.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 5 років тому +33

      What did you expect from a lifelong fraudster as leader?

    • @James3-5
      @James3-5 5 років тому +14

      @aguy654 nope never they would never get through Texas they have to many tigers.... And people with guns and.. I think at least one tank Texas is weird

    • @Sh4dowgale
      @Sh4dowgale 5 років тому +9

      Example: the internet company spectrum is a monopoly, yet we do nothing, eben though monopoly's are illegal

    • @James3-5
      @James3-5 5 років тому +2

      @@Sh4dowgale what are you talking about there are other serch engines just look then up on Google ... ... Oh wait....

  • @Mlogan11
    @Mlogan11 5 років тому +699

    Criminals and fraudsters shy away from recorded notes and video like cockroaches from light.

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 5 років тому

      That's a memorable visual.

    • @xy6845
      @xy6845 5 років тому

      Mlogan11 Right, but like Bobby D. mentioned on Colbert lately, even gangsters and mobsters have *some* kind of moral code. Not Donnie Crankypants, he's frienemies with everyone including himself. I think the guy really needs to see a doctor ya know. Like a real doctor, who also takes notes ya know.

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 5 років тому +1

      You Fucking Asshole Democrats should know you got them all !

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 5 років тому

      @Jonny Deth
      That was the dumbest thing I'd read today. Congrats.

    • @connorlee6145
      @connorlee6145 4 роки тому

      @@JonDeth LOL this is so wrong did you even read the Mueller report.
      BTW the "left" isn't some boogeyman its a spectrum and some of the most "left" leaning countries have the highest standards of living

  • @HillaryCampbell
    @HillaryCampbell 5 років тому +617

    The DiBlasi Ford comparison there was excellent.

    • @meredithj8175
      @meredithj8175 5 років тому +33

      Hillary Campbell it hurt to hear that, I’ve never felt so powerless by proxy

    • @Cinnuhminn
      @Cinnuhminn 5 років тому +57

      Hillary Campbell I feel so bad for her. The way she was and is continually being treated is downright evil and hypocritical.

    • @HillaryCampbell
      @HillaryCampbell 5 років тому +28

      @@meredithj8175 Agreed. Just another episode of "Donald Trump is a huge, lying hypocrite".

    • @indymarrow8050
      @indymarrow8050 5 років тому +2

      Cinnamon She tried to get her friend to lie to investigators. She’s either mentally ill or someone trying to take one for the team.

    • @Cinnuhminn
      @Cinnuhminn 5 років тому +1

      Sonny Tuft If that’s true, then that’s quite a shame. Happens so often though, just alone with Michael Cohen for example.

  • @bethy-lou3307
    @bethy-lou3307 5 років тому +67

    During the campaign he said he had the best memory, ppl who don't remember in court are lying, and he has the best words. He suddenly got amnesia, he can't pronounce more than three syllables and can't spell. Hypocrisy at it's finest. His "a-big a-brain" is empty.

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 5 років тому

      If you haven't figured out that Trump's presidency isn't about him, then I guess you never will. Rational doesn't stick to him. As long as he's sticking it to knocking down the establishment, he'll stay 'popular'. And the establishment keeps focusing on how bad of a dude Trump is. That's exactly why his fans want him, even though he's incompetent. The enemy of my enemy is my friend...

  • @neoporticulis
    @neoporticulis 5 років тому +691

    That Fifty Shades of Gryffindor poster has opened a dark dimension in me I do not welcome.

    • @bertoandon9681
      @bertoandon9681 5 років тому +43

      Dobby likes

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 5 років тому +47

      You know you can't dispute that because there is ALWAYS, ALWAYS a possibility that J K Rowling will run with the idea in her twitter feed.

    • @cloudzzzound
      @cloudzzzound 5 років тому +64

      "Lucius flicked his wand, making chains snake out of thin air, and twist around Dobby's wrists and ankles. The house elf was suspended in the air, in a way that made him feel quite vulnerable. Master was going to punish him again. He shuddered in anticipation."

    • @nicolesalmon4583
      @nicolesalmon4583 5 років тому +13

      @@cloudzzzound 😲😁👏

    • @sadtitties222
      @sadtitties222 5 років тому +26

      @@cloudzzzound Thanks, I hate it. 😂

  • @iamskippy
    @iamskippy 5 років тому +60

    *_SUCH A GREAT POINT about _**_#DrFord_*
    *I hadn’t seen anyone else pointing that out before this.*
    🤜🏼💥🤛🏼

    • @godfather_im3qb
      @godfather_im3qb 5 років тому

      Noah is there a pedophile problem at the Palace in the UK & who killed Princess Diana. Would you boldly address your own countries devils. Stand up for your country & stop being a punk LMFAO😭😭😭did y'all see the man climbing down knotted up sheets ass naked trying to escape from the Palace in UK please explain that to the ppl Noah. You sold your own country out now we supposed to take your advice on what you think about America. If you don't like America go back home to the UK & figure out who killed Princess Diana. Dip shit lol... I never seen or headed Noah point this out SMDH have you

    • @habibiihayaty216
      @habibiihayaty216 5 років тому +2

      @@godfather_im3qb
      Noah is from South Africa.

    • @godfather_im3qb
      @godfather_im3qb 5 років тому

      But migrated to UK London. Let's talk about slavery in Libya then. Reality ain't funny when you talking about real issues in the world. This guys a piece of shit. While America is under attack by the illuminati this CIA agent jokes about the dumbest shit but we sit here & act like Trump is the enemy. No Noah is the enemy that's causing divide & separation within the American public thru his corny ass jokes

    • @aswaney7449
      @aswaney7449 5 років тому

      @@godfather_im3qbwow that is a ranty non sequitur of a text wall. BTW not once have i heard Trevor said anything about emigrating to the UK in the past. Why would he, he has no family ties there. His father is Swiss, not British. I think you're thinking of somebody else.

    • @godfather_im3qb
      @godfather_im3qb 5 років тому

      Your missing the point, this guy is supposed to be a comedian rite. Then do comedy. Political bias comedy separates the ppl & he's not even from America so what the fuck is this guy really doing. Especially when #trumpnyc was found innocent & now we know that Obama & Hillary were working with the Russians with the uranium one deal like SMDH

  • @nadiamahmood5893
    @nadiamahmood5893 5 років тому +114

    The comparison to Dr Ford was the icing on the cake. Bravo!

    • @godfather_im3qb
      @godfather_im3qb 5 років тому

      Noah is there a pedophile problem at the Palace in the UK & who killed Princess Diana. Would you boldly address your own countries devils. Stand up for your country & stop being a punk LMFAO😭😭😭did y'all see the man climbing down knotted up sheets ass naked trying to escape from the Palace in UK please explain that to the ppl Noah. You sold your own country out now we supposed to take your advice on what you think about America. If you don't like America go back home to the UK & figure out who killed Princess Diana. Dip shit lol... Icing on little babies in the UK pedophilia ring💯💯💯

    • @trinitydraco1
      @trinitydraco1 5 років тому +4

      @@godfather_im3qb He isn't from the UK...He's from South Africa. And if you watched his stand up you would know that he has torn into South Africa harder than he every has the USA. So your comment makes no sense...

    • @godfather_im3qb
      @godfather_im3qb 5 років тому

      He's an illegal South African LMFAO. They don't claim him sorry

    • @martinnibataan7046
      @martinnibataan7046 5 років тому

      @@godfather_im3qb you idiot Americans dont get it.......the farce against humanity are you members of the conservative bowel movement
      You're the ones who need to be "illeagal" hell you probably are for all we know
      When I see a conservative I know I am looking at a 100% pure unadulterated politically disabled
      indoctrinated victimized individual who brays and screeches about how terribly persecuted he/she is over every damn thing

    • @martinnibataan7046
      @martinnibataan7046 5 років тому +1

      @@godfather_im3qb im being harsh on you because the most uncalled for irresponsible thing a person can do is accuse someone of aiding and abetting or being a "pedophile" that's despicable and disgusting shame on you its a favorite tactic of the conservative bowel movement

  • @pauljohnston9446
    @pauljohnston9446 5 років тому +344

    Oh no ... trump caught the "i don't recall's" from sessions

    • @sswindler7727
      @sswindler7727 5 років тому

      Paul Johnston +Rockefeller

    • @israelsson708
      @israelsson708 5 років тому +12

      Paul Johnston Oh shit! That stuff contagious! 🤔 I better get checked, I literally just had lunch with a Trump supporter😥

    • @charlielations483
      @charlielations483 5 років тому

      and big zucc

    • @stevesanzari7294
      @stevesanzari7294 5 років тому +1

      And James Comey and of course The queen cunt Hillary !

  • @sandram6558
    @sandram6558 5 років тому +416

    my sister is at the Daily show right now!!!! This is so freakin cool!!! 😂 she is watching Trevor live and that’s just amazing 😱

    • @sarabeth9877
      @sarabeth9877 5 років тому +16

      Awesome sauce 👌

    • @smooth_Koala
      @smooth_Koala 5 років тому +17

      ur sister is so lucky, i wanna go see trevor live!

    • @alwaysincentivestrumpethic6689
      @alwaysincentivestrumpethic6689 5 років тому +10

      Will she ask a question in the "between the scenes' segment ???

    • @sandram6558
      @sandram6558 5 років тому +16

      It’s amazing cause my sister and my brother( who also went) have such unique laughs and I can faintly hear them in the crowd. It’s sooo trippy 😅

    • @sandram6558
      @sandram6558 5 років тому +7

      DON'T BOO VOTE
      I just texted her and she said no cause he only took like one or two questions 🤷‍♀️

  • @KCsFunHouse
    @KCsFunHouse 5 років тому +247

    Oh yes the great lawyer Roy Cohn, the one that was disbarred...

    • @re1010
      @re1010 5 років тому +17

      And threw the Constitution in the trash when it came to communists

    • @takincareofbusiness5793
      @takincareofbusiness5793 5 років тому +1

      A horrid dick.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому

      Hey, whatever happened to Rudy Giuliani?

  • @benwasserman8223
    @benwasserman8223 5 років тому +947

    Now it’s time for Democrats to collect Trump’s financial records. Keep the pain up everyone!

    • @OGDRIP-ej4fs
      @OGDRIP-ej4fs 5 років тому +10

      Yes please let the democrats keep going so we can have A-war and fucking kill the stupid mother fucken people.TRUMP 2020

    • @indymarrow8050
      @indymarrow8050 5 років тому +12

      Ben Wasserman Said like a true fascist’s sheep.

    • @MVXAIR
      @MVXAIR 5 років тому +28

      Chris Hardy you’re just a stupid sheep

    • @rihseb25
      @rihseb25 5 років тому +21

      @@OGDRIP-ej4fs your kid looks inbred

    • @AndyOO6
      @AndyOO6 5 років тому +2

      Trump needs to picknick on a grassy hill with very little tree cover.

  • @alexrubio5296
    @alexrubio5296 5 років тому +424

    Our comedians are far more informed than our policy makers

    • @chefdeprestigellc8855
      @chefdeprestigellc8855 5 років тому +10

      #FACTS

    • @gargenfluckgosphenspiels4849
      @gargenfluckgosphenspiels4849 5 років тому +13

      True. I also noticed there's not many conservative comedians. Guess they don't have a sense of humor....

    • @brianh6773
      @brianh6773 5 років тому +7

      @@TalkGaming, No the right just isn't funny. It's that simple.

    • @BB-kw5bz
      @BB-kw5bz 5 років тому +4

      The Seventh Sword No not really. It’s more about being clever and Trump base humor ends at married with children or family guy. They wouldn’t get 80% of the jokes from a late night host if he wouldn’t insult democrats all night long right in their face.

    • @hunger4wonder
      @hunger4wonder 5 років тому +6

      @@gargenfluckgosphenspiels4849 there are many conservative comedians. They just don't describe themselves as comedians. I mean, i laugh most of the time i watch conservatives talk!

  • @seedofisrael1356
    @seedofisrael1356 5 років тому +36

    He’s exactly who he makes fun of

  • @Rosedagreen98
    @Rosedagreen98 5 років тому +33

    The report was different than his attorney said.....YA DON'T SAY!

    • @Mortiis558
      @Mortiis558 5 років тому +4

      Sassy Green Not “his” attorney, the Attorney General of the US.
      Oh wait, you’re right, my bad.

  • @jozieh7409
    @jozieh7409 5 років тому +369

    Omg been waiting for this. Also, seeing Trevor on Saturday and I am PUMPED

    • @HeyitsBri_
      @HeyitsBri_ 5 років тому +5

      Aaaaah congratulations! Have fun!

    • @jozieh7409
      @jozieh7409 5 років тому +5

      @Bria D thank you so much! So excited!

    • @anethkiray
      @anethkiray 5 років тому +4

      Jelly! Enjoy! :D

    • @jozieh7409
      @jozieh7409 5 років тому +4

      @Aneth Kiray thank you, thank you!! You should see if he is coming to a town near you, tickets weren’t bad!

    • @LexlutherVII
      @LexlutherVII 5 років тому +3

      Jozie Herrington@so,how's the weather in Norma?😉

  • @jc3drums916
    @jc3drums916 5 років тому +228

    Trump demonstrating how he has "one of the great memories of all time."

    • @indymarrow8050
      @indymarrow8050 5 років тому

      jC3drums That’s funny. Trevor-not so much.

    • @Jac76906
      @Jac76906 5 років тому

      The greatest one, Menn

    • @darkmyro
      @darkmyro 5 років тому +2

      maybe he does, but he doesn't recall XD

    • @mainmast8955
      @mainmast8955 5 років тому +1

      substitute mammaries.

    • @martinnibataan7046
      @martinnibataan7046 5 років тому +2

      @@indymarrow8050 Ive fwd all your personal information to ANTIFA they WILL find you...and when they do they will chant something scary at you......

  • @shanxious
    @shanxious 5 років тому +30

    I did not need to see Dobby like that

    • @zglrd8938
      @zglrd8938 5 років тому +2

      Shanna S but you wanted to

  • @blacksword7900
    @blacksword7900 5 років тому +44

    The best part of my day is the daily show

    • @TheJerrydon575
      @TheJerrydon575 5 років тому

      Then you live a sad, sad life.... I am so sorry.

    • @godfather_im3qb
      @godfather_im3qb 5 років тому

      Noah is there a pedophile problem at the Palace in the UK & who killed Princess Diana. Would you boldly address your own countries devils. Stand up for your country & stop being a punk LMFAO😭😭😭did y'all see the man climbing down knotted up sheets ass naked trying to escape from the Palace in UK please explain that to the ppl Noah. You sold your own country out now we supposed to take your advice on what you think about America. If you don't like America go back home to the UK & figure out who killed Princess Diana. Dip shit lol... Tell Noah to address his own countries devils I bet he won't. Ask yourself why🤖🤖🤖

  • @devinsynnott9442
    @devinsynnott9442 5 років тому +390

    It is just me who goes to the Daily Show to get all my news 😅😬

    • @mecha249vlogs
      @mecha249vlogs 5 років тому +7

      Nope

    • @jakewilson1777
      @jakewilson1777 5 років тому +8

      Yup

    • @carrrz
      @carrrz 5 років тому +3

      i literally check it everyday

    • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
      @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 5 років тому +16

      The Daily Show is great and all, but you should remember that they are a comedy show first...

    • @ginadelsasso288
      @ginadelsasso288 5 років тому +7

      This is what i like to watch after watching the news all day....i get all upset during the day listening to this constant nonsense, so its nice to get some comic relief at the end of the day.

  • @artemisialomi6666
    @artemisialomi6666 5 років тому +335

    I'd be entertained with popcorn except I have to live through this dumpster fire

    • @natalieharless1715
      @natalieharless1715 5 років тому +21

      This whole Admin IS a dumpster fire!

    • @aaronking287
      @aaronking287 5 років тому +10

      Can't seem to turn away from the 🔥. Like a moth to a flame.

    • @sarabeth9877
      @sarabeth9877 5 років тому +12

      Please, just let it be over.

    • @natalieharless1715
      @natalieharless1715 5 років тому +4

      We're all living through this. Vote them ALL out people in 2020! Impeachment would be a death knell for Demos. Keep investigating! Hold them Pelosi. RICO? Possible...

    • @stanlim9182
      @stanlim9182 5 років тому +2

      Watching & Eating my coconut bun from South East Asia

  • @natalieharless1715
    @natalieharless1715 5 років тому +48

    Trevor brightens my day every day!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @godfather_im3qb
      @godfather_im3qb 5 років тому

      Noah is there a pedophile problem at the Palace in the UK & who killed Princess Diana. Would you boldly address your own countries devils. Stand up for your country & stop being a punk LMFAO😭😭😭did y'all see the man climbing down knotted up sheets ass naked trying to escape from the Palace in UK please explain that to the ppl Noah. You sold your own country out now we supposed to take your advice on what you think about America. If you don't like America go back home to the UK & figure out who killed Princess Diana. Dip shit lol... This a make your day even brghter SMDH don't ignore #facts

  • @nhagan001
    @nhagan001 5 років тому +71

    That last part at the Trump Rally really hit harder than it should... especially considering the context.

    • @nhagan001
      @nhagan001 5 років тому +3

      @Eileen Farrar Oh yeah it hits the mark really well.
      Like a broadside barrage off a battleship.

  • @patricknez7258
    @patricknez7258 5 років тому +4

    Omg! That image with Dobby getting frisky! Lmao! I will never be able to unsee that!

  • @alisaoliver1969
    @alisaoliver1969 5 років тому +38

    Gummi bear lawyer. Love this!!😂💜❤💙

    • @godfather_im3qb
      @godfather_im3qb 5 років тому

      Noah is there a pedophile problem at the Palace in the UK & who killed Princess Diana. Would you boldly address your own countries devils. Stand up for your country & stop being a punk LMFAO😭😭😭did y'all see the man climbing down knotted up sheets ass naked trying to escape from the Palace in UK please explain that to the ppl Noah. You sold your own country out now we supposed to take your advice on what you think about America. If you don't like America go back home to the UK & figure out who killed Princess Diana. Dip shit lol... Gummy bears for children yum yum SMDH. How have we become so gullible

  • @liveinthemoment3855
    @liveinthemoment3855 5 років тому +97

    His others lawyers audio recorded him 😂

    • @links-gut-versifftergrunme1809
      @links-gut-versifftergrunme1809 5 років тому +8

      Holy shit. Screw the muller Report, lets release those tapes! That must be Entertainment gold!

    • @draysanatomy
      @draysanatomy 5 років тому +4

      Probably so good, Rick and Morty will return to make a parody episode like they did for that Georgia court case 😂

    • @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
      @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ 5 років тому +3

      lmao. I wonder if that happened before or after this issue with the note-taking?
      Trump: I've had a lot of great lawyers like Roy Cohn. He did not take notes.
      McGahn: ...(looks up from his notes towards Trump) yeah but they did audio-record you though (looks back to his notes)...

  • @JoyceNjabiPrice
    @JoyceNjabiPrice 5 років тому +136

    "He's the one with the great boobs" 😂😂😂 lmao i never expected that!

    • @angrysocialjusticewarrior
      @angrysocialjusticewarrior 5 років тому +7

      and they cut the video before i could finish saying "ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" to that line.

    • @martinnibataan7046
      @martinnibataan7046 5 років тому

      @@angrysocialjusticewarrior well if you werent so slow you might of had time there speedy
      How does it feel to have to change your name to fit a narrative all the time? Comrade...

    • @i-love-comountains3850
      @i-love-comountains3850 5 років тому

      @@martinnibataan7046
      Well, that's minutes of your life you gave that 'comrade,' that you'll never get back. Hooray!

  • @KeepLurkinBitch
    @KeepLurkinBitch 5 років тому +10

    “I don’t remember”
    Smh the hypocrisy

    • @Masond420
      @Masond420 5 років тому

      How is it hypocrisy

  • @Jebbtube
    @Jebbtube 5 років тому +73

    It's official, Mortal Kombat is more normal than real life.

    • @glennwelsh9784
      @glennwelsh9784 5 років тому +4

      Except unfortunately, we can't uppercut those clowns into a pit of spikes.

    • @Jebbtube
      @Jebbtube 5 років тому +4

      @@glennwelsh9784 Maybe if there's DLC...

    • @TheBrothergreen
      @TheBrothergreen 5 років тому +2

      Why the fuck isn't that tug-boat captain a playable character? Goddamn it.

    • @IAmValenwind
      @IAmValenwind 5 років тому +1

      i wanna be kano. don't care if he was a bad guy, he was still awesome.

    • @Juzzyjuzzy
      @Juzzyjuzzy 5 років тому

      Glenn Welsh noob saibot!!

  • @ab3040
    @ab3040 5 років тому +32

    I usually am worried about the country thankfully Trevor eases the tension

  • @desibabi2057
    @desibabi2057 5 років тому +5

    I DIED when he compared the mortal combat characters to Dump’s lawyers 🤣🤣 because Johnny Cage deff looked more passable !

  • @rarm5899
    @rarm5899 5 років тому +15

    6:15 Love clearly showcasing their hypocrisy like this

    • @godfather_im3qb
      @godfather_im3qb 5 років тому

      Noah is there a pedophile problem at the Palace in the UK & who killed Princess Diana. Would you boldly address your own countries devils. Stand up for your country & stop being a punk LMFAO😭😭😭did y'all see the man climbing down knotted up sheets ass naked trying to escape from the Palace in UK please explain that to the ppl Noah. You sold your own country out now we supposed to take your advice on what you think about America. If you don't like America go back home to the UK & figure out who killed Princess Diana. Dip shit lol... Here's some more hypocrisy for your library lol #facts

  • @blazer6021
    @blazer6021 5 років тому +47

    50 shades of gryffindor 😂😂😂

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren 5 років тому +3

      That book needs to happen..

    • @godfather_im3qb
      @godfather_im3qb 5 років тому

      Noah is there a pedophile problem at the Palace in the UK & who killed Princess Diana. Would you boldly address your own countries devils. Stand up for your country & stop being a punk LMFAO😭😭😭did y'all see the man climbing down knotted up sheets ass naked trying to escape from the Palace in UK please explain that to the ppl Noah. You sold your own country out now we supposed to take your advice on what you think about America. If you don't like America go back home to the UK & figure out who killed Princess Diana. Dip shit lol... These were 2 of the shades he didn't mention😭😭😭

  • @rustyhero7671
    @rustyhero7671 5 років тому +14

    Bro if this guy becomes president again.Im done with America * ahhh America where even the food kills you*

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +25

    For an innocent man, he's making himself look very guilty.

    • @Reydriel
      @Reydriel 5 років тому

      supposedly innocent

    • @michealarchangel637
      @michealarchangel637 5 років тому

      Because he's not innocent, the only reason he managed to keep his position is because those around him knew better then to get in the way of the investigation and simply ignored his orders but the problem is that he now fired alot of those people so who knows what might happen now.

    • @aswaney7449
      @aswaney7449 5 років тому

      He's not innocent. The Mueller report stated that they found evidence of other criminal acts which are not within the scope of this investigation, and they are passed on to other relevant law enforcement agencies to be investigated. Since Trump's financial dealings are not mentioned in the report and the fact that Mueller did look into them while investigating, it's safe to assume that that's the aforementioned other criminal acts. This is also in line with the 16 new investigations started on Trump's financial dealings in the state level. My guess is when Trump first found out about Mueller's investigation, he didn't know that Mueller's scope would not cover anything financial (this explains his "i'm f***ed" statement, because of course he would be aware of his financial frauds and money laundering). He basically panicked and naturally attempted to obstruct the investigation. But later on he was probably told by his aides about the actual scope of the investigation, which explains why he ultimately didn't move to fire Mueller. He couldn't get Mueller to ignore his obstruction attempts though, so he deployed Giuliani to muddy the water with that "you can't obstruct something without an underlying crime" bullcrap. That nonsense reasoning doesn't fly with normal people of course, but it certainly worked with his base because they're not very bright.

    • @aswaney7449
      @aswaney7449 5 років тому

      @thegrandfinale2 Oh really? Then why are there no investigations open on the Democrats? Oh yeah that's right, because there is no such act. You're just spouting conspiracy theories.
      Get a brain transplant because clearly your current one is rotten.

  • @usernameredacted1764
    @usernameredacted1764 5 років тому +11

    um...attempted obstruction should still be a crime.

    • @glennwelsh9784
      @glennwelsh9784 5 років тому +2

      Attempted robbery, attempted rape, and attempted murder are all crimes. You may try to commit a crime and fail, but it's still illegal to try because of the intent. If you try to kill someone by poisoning them with antifreeze in their oatmeal but you fail because one of your co-conspirators refused to feed your murder target the antifreeze-laced oatmeal or you're so dumb that you mistook a bottle of green Gatorade for antifreeze, it's still a crime because YOU TRIED TO KILL SOMEONE.

    • @alexfloyd5730
      @alexfloyd5730 5 років тому

      It is a crime. Obstruction only requires an "endeavor", not a result.

    • @usernameredacted1764
      @usernameredacted1764 5 років тому

      Thanks @Glenn and @Alex , I thought as much but the way all the other networks talk about what he did. They act like it's a non issue, so I was confused.

    • @nominus1138
      @nominus1138 5 років тому

      It is. If the police are conducting an investigation and i show up and begin interfering with that investigation, messing with the crime scene, hiding things, trying to thwart their ability to get to the bottom of things, that's illegal. It doesn't matter if the underlying investigation was able to find enough evidence of a crime. Perhaps the reason the evidence wasn't found had something to do with obstructing the investigation?

  • @stuartjenkins4380
    @stuartjenkins4380 5 років тому +17

    You should've added the clip where he claimed he has one of the great memories of all time! Ugh, we have a clown for a president. 🤬

  • @AK907guy
    @AK907guy 5 років тому +5

    That ending was a home run.

  • @nicoleb70695
    @nicoleb70695 5 років тому +15

    Love this show ❤️🤣❤️

  • @lkhaleghi6264
    @lkhaleghi6264 5 років тому

    Beautiful Trevor! 👍🏻 Thanks

  • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
    @TheFrugalVideoGamer 5 років тому +14

    Poor Dobby on that cover... though I'm now thinking of the College Humor vid on Tumblr, where "Dobby is the Master now."

  • @deniseandrews113
    @deniseandrews113 5 років тому +9

    "Vampires and Steamship Captains" 😂😂😂

  • @tyrant-den884
    @tyrant-den884 5 років тому +5

    I wonder how many professional actors are practicing slumping back in chairs.

  • @AdamYGO6893
    @AdamYGO6893 5 років тому +15

    It's probably true, but I bet Trump mainly picked Michael Cohen to be like his Roy Cohn, because of their very similar names.

  • @crisionmatlock4450
    @crisionmatlock4450 5 років тому +12

    That MK11 BURN!!!!! That Burn tho...
    🌶🌋♨️⚡🔥

    • @godfather_im3qb
      @godfather_im3qb 5 років тому

      Noah is there a pedophile problem at the Palace in the UK & who killed Princess Diana. Would you boldly address your own countries devils. Stand up for your country & stop being a punk LMFAO😭😭😭did y'all see the man climbing down knotted up sheets ass naked trying to escape from the Palace in UK please explain that to the ppl Noah. You sold your own country out now we supposed to take your advice on what you think about America. If you don't like America go back home to the UK & figure out who killed Princess Diana. Dip shit lol... This burns even worst smdh😭😭😭

    • @godfather_im3qb
      @godfather_im3qb 5 років тому

      Bring attention to real news & it's hurting me. No not bringing attention shows what type of person he really is & most ppl are scared to say something. Noah is a piece of shit that divides America with LIES but we sit here laughing & feeding into political comedy. Comedy is dead if that's all this CIA agent can joke about

  • @diogenesofseattle2344
    @diogenesofseattle2344 5 років тому +8

    Only Trevor Noah could make the character "lazy Nazi" somehow endearing.

    • @noone-ih2vh
      @noone-ih2vh 5 років тому

      Cant figure where you get off calling him a nazi
      Democrates
      Infantcide
      wanting our guns
      promoting hatered and racism
      Wanting to obolish the electorial college.
      (Remember hitler won the popular vote in "33" with only 36%)
      Careful what you wish for

    • @diogenesofseattle2344
      @diogenesofseattle2344 5 років тому

      @@noone-ih2vh hitler also instituted the death penalty as a punishment for abortion.
      Trump's rhetoric is 100% fascism.
      The people teachimg you history are all lying ideologues.
      & he did a nazi bit. I'm not calling anyone a nazi.

  • @cinnamontea1
    @cinnamontea1 5 років тому +27

    I thought he was gonna color code it

    • @user-ev9yz1yb7l
      @user-ev9yz1yb7l 5 років тому +2

      There's color text on the blacked out parts.

  • @nataonatynes4196
    @nataonatynes4196 5 років тому +1

    This is great

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 5 років тому +4

    So here's my concern.
    What are they going to do now? I feel like the answer is nothing.

    • @ValerieJNorse
      @ValerieJNorse 5 років тому +1

      Star Cherry -- I fear you're right. Trump MUST be defeated in the 2020 election. Then he won't have the protection of the Justice Department policy against indictment of sitting presidents, and indictments will rain like manna from Heaven.

  • @lucaruaro3836
    @lucaruaro3836 5 років тому

    This is better than any other report of the Report!... Great Trevor!

  • @williamnjagi2388
    @williamnjagi2388 5 років тому +3

    3:20 we oh forget the stairs.
    🤣🤣🤣 and I'm reading the book in school.

  • @Darkmountaindweller
    @Darkmountaindweller 5 років тому +1

    The mortal kombat selection screen joke Had me in tears 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @kimberlynorris338
    @kimberlynorris338 5 років тому +9

    Boy, somebody sell that last line to Trump Tower, because it was solid gold!

  • @MrNb22
    @MrNb22 5 років тому +1

    lol that pilot thing was hilarious.

  • @becomingspirituallyrich8343
    @becomingspirituallyrich8343 5 років тому +4

    Missed you Trevor! 😊

  • @Laufbursche4u
    @Laufbursche4u 5 років тому +2

    "The WH is baby-proof". Greatest punchline ever!

  • @KillerFlame1945
    @KillerFlame1945 5 років тому +9

    The Anne Frank part killed me 😂

    • @Fabian-wx6gw
      @Fabian-wx6gw 5 років тому +1

      i didn't even understand what he was saying even though im german

  • @ilovebeinagirl
    @ilovebeinagirl 5 років тому +2

    0:32: The very first time I heard that quote, the first thing I imagined was Trevor laughing just like that.

  • @TJ-lt8ii
    @TJ-lt8ii 5 років тому +4

    Too excited to watch this!

  • @danielgutmann8850
    @danielgutmann8850 5 років тому

    Great work!

  • @namewithheld7835
    @namewithheld7835 5 років тому +3

    "I have the best memory, Noone has a memory like mine" - Trump

  • @ColourfulSoulsArt
    @ColourfulSoulsArt 5 років тому +2

    50 shades of Gryffindor 😂😂
    *poor dobby

  • @TerrariaGolem
    @TerrariaGolem 5 років тому +72

    Trump's approval rating dropped to 39%
    Here early to enlighten

    • @CoordinatedCarry
      @CoordinatedCarry 5 років тому +8

      MossyGolem 39% of polled people approve of Trump?

    • @ginadelsasso288
      @ginadelsasso288 5 років тому +24

      How!?!?! How is it still that high!?!?

    • @waypointb
      @waypointb 5 років тому +26

      @@ginadelsasso288 It's been hovering 39-42% for almost his entire presidency. His supporters just don't give a shit. About anything. At all.

    • @kayewilde8871
      @kayewilde8871 5 років тому +6

      that'sthe sad part. he's already an exposed criminal yet he still has a high approval ratings. I mean, how stupid is that?!

    • @ginadelsasso288
      @ginadelsasso288 5 років тому +4

      You know how trump voters say the polls are full of shit because they all said hillary would win and she didnt.....(even though all the polls said bernie had a much bigger lead on trump and we knew it was going to be a close one) well i am going to have to agree that all the polls are shit. I think they keep polling the same brain dead supporters that dont really speak for what america actually thinks.

  • @fredoyolo9459
    @fredoyolo9459 5 років тому

    I love how this is going...nice work Trevor

  • @Tazrian11
    @Tazrian11 5 років тому +4

    Obstruction of obstruction of justice 😂

  • @gustavgnoettgen
    @gustavgnoettgen 5 років тому +2

    "This is Sparta..."
    "Sparta? _THIS... IS... MADNESS!!!"_

  • @KingoftheJuice18
    @KingoftheJuice18 5 років тому +6

    Trump literally said that he had one of the great memories of all time.

  • @daviddoughton5938
    @daviddoughton5938 5 років тому +1

    Trevor, I spit up my Pepsi on this one. Good job.
    I need a paper towel...

    • @trcy1977
      @trcy1977 5 років тому

      Oh yes. Commies are known to use paper towels/toilet paper. You do know they spread bacteria, right? Normies use wet napkins. One of the things that makes us different from you. Pffft...and you say we have no culture.

  • @mlggamer5296
    @mlggamer5296 5 років тому +8

    His name shouldn't be Trump his name should be Judgey Mcjudgesalot. How you can make fun of Blasey-Ford and then do the exact thing she did! Hypocrite! I believe him to be the biggest liar on earth

    • @Masond420
      @Masond420 5 років тому

      When has he lied, give me 5 examples. Then tell me why you think he is a bad president

    • @chestercheetahisinyourwall4041
      @chestercheetahisinyourwall4041 5 років тому

      @@Masond420 1.When he said that he meant wouldn't, instead of would. 2. When he said kid's in cages was the Democrats idea despite other Trump officials saying that it was a Trump team idea. 3. When he said that he was a self-made billionaire when he actually got around 720 million dollars or more from his dad. 4. When he said that he disliked the chant "Lock her up!" despite being the one who encouraged it. 5. When he said that Mexico would pay for the wall and then had America pay for it made a plan so that Mexico could save money. I could put even more but I don't want to waste your time. Now then, I believe that he is a bad president because he is slowly destroying America's economy, alliances, and very foundation, among other things.

  • @terryg4415
    @terryg4415 5 років тому

    Thank you, I needed thar!

  • @Foxygrandpa2131
    @Foxygrandpa2131 5 років тому +13

    Trump is basically Cartman let’s just hope he doesn’t become a Heidi

  • @jeffhowell5629
    @jeffhowell5629 5 років тому

    Great report.

  • @christelheadington1136
    @christelheadington1136 5 років тому +39

    You're part right, he IS a great boob.(That's just fat on his chest)

    • @jeannie3684
      @jeannie3684 5 років тому

      Christel Headington “Fat man” boobs.

  • @ygonz0427
    @ygonz0427 5 років тому +1

    It‘s funny that both John Oliver and Trevor Noah are using Adam Levine‘s torso in their piece 😄

  • @shiah1313
    @shiah1313 5 років тому +4

    Gummi Bear Lawyer!!! 🤣

  • @LaurenJones-lh2df
    @LaurenJones-lh2df 5 років тому

    I have been waiting all day for this!!

  • @gouldnj
    @gouldnj 5 років тому +9

    I absolutely love your commentary Trevor. God save us when this idiot gets reelected!

  • @kelliv2995
    @kelliv2995 5 років тому

    You killed it again, Trevor!

  • @pietrojenkins6901
    @pietrojenkins6901 5 років тому +40

    We wants Trump's disastrous presidency redacted too.

    • @panshy7445
      @panshy7445 5 років тому

      The country will need a full on LOBOTOMY for that to work...we will still be feeling the bitter aftertaste of his presidency...way after his time

    • @noone-ih2vh
      @noone-ih2vh 5 років тому

      Explain how his presidency is a failure?
      Without listening to cnn!

    • @lionelplange3313
      @lionelplange3313 5 років тому

      no one The Mueller report is not just a CNN thing , it’s a Reality thing

    • @noone-ih2vh
      @noone-ih2vh 5 років тому

      @@lionelplange3313 so you can read thru redactions?
      Still you have no argument on how he is Hitler.i ticked off three on how the democrats are nazi's

    • @lionelplange3313
      @lionelplange3313 5 років тому

      @no one ........ Hitler also said “ I am fucked! “ in his last days (albeit in German lol) ,and History has since proven he was more than right.

  • @joannholmes8726
    @joannholmes8726 5 років тому

    "Yes, I'll get right on that, Donald!" hahahahhahahaha

  • @anthonynambiro82
    @anthonynambiro82 5 років тому +3

    Trevor Noah imagine if Trump has never watched the Daily Show and that's why you have never been noticed. 😂😂

  • @alekiny
    @alekiny 5 років тому +1

    Ow, Trevor! The world is better with u

  • @elvinmacospag6989
    @elvinmacospag6989 5 років тому +3

    That Mortal Kombat joke, lmao.

  • @kylearnaud1846
    @kylearnaud1846 5 років тому

    This is amazing!

  • @sdfkjgh
    @sdfkjgh 5 років тому +4

    2:35 That Dobby shooping works a little too well...

  • @andersledell8643
    @andersledell8643 5 років тому

    So amazing. Solid cut at the end there.

  • @klarastern5597
    @klarastern5597 5 років тому +4

    uhm.. you could have mentioned, that Dr. Ford actually DID remember all these things...

    • @klarastern5597
      @klarastern5597 5 років тому

      @MsBea Bea 🤣
      Would have just been nice of Trevor to explain, that Dr. Ford knew the answers to everything he said she couldn't remember..

  • @leenaviie
    @leenaviie 5 років тому

    you are so funny and insightful all the time!!!

  • @CoordinatedCarry
    @CoordinatedCarry 5 років тому +5

    Sooooo a negative times a negative equals a positive? Obstruction of obstruction of justice?

  • @hoffjoseph58ify
    @hoffjoseph58ify 5 років тому

    That Mortal Kombat joke was priceless 😂😂😂

  • @Hazie345
    @Hazie345 5 років тому +3

    It’s amazing what politics has come to !!! Trust no one!!!

  • @brianallen9810
    @brianallen9810 5 років тому

    This is hilarious, Thanks Trevor.

  • @kaydenvera6804
    @kaydenvera6804 5 років тому +3

    I tried to print the report but only got a quarter before my ink ran out help me

  • @AmberNJ24
    @AmberNJ24 5 років тому

    And yet, nothing is going to be done about this. 😧

  • @weik-2936
    @weik-2936 5 років тому +4

    "I don't recall?" Is Jeff Sessions back?

  • @frocco7125
    @frocco7125 5 років тому +1

    A FAILED CRIME IS STILL A CRIME.

  • @sunnysunshine1065
    @sunnysunshine1065 5 років тому +3

    Och mein gott 😂lmao
    I love how he speaks german

  • @政斌-x8k
    @政斌-x8k 5 років тому

    Lmao taking notes of him telling him not to take notes 😂

  • @sinbadsf
    @sinbadsf 5 років тому +5

    It is called projection.

  • @josephmaldonado2521
    @josephmaldonado2521 5 років тому +1

    Does his trump voice help with the tears asking for a friend 😂🔥