THE INFORMATION ,WE REALLY NEED IS THE SAME AS ALWAYS; REGARDING THIS JOKER AND THE LIKE.ALL CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES MUST BE LOOKED AT, FROM "ALL " PERSPECTIVES. THIS HOST, AN ELITE SON OF PREDOMINATELY THE VERY,VERY CAUCASIAN ALPS ,AND NO REAL INFLUENCE FROM SOUTH AFRICA, IS LIKE NEAR ALL COMEDIANS NOW, AND FOR ABOUT 4 YEARS PAST, WHO ARE LITERALLY PAID TO PROMOTE THE COMING OF A NEW WORLD , THAT BEING, ALL PEOPLE, HAVING NO FENCES,HOLDING HANDS AND PEPSI. THESE JESTERS SEEM TO BE HAPPY PEOPLE, AS THEY "ENTERTAIN" AND DIVERT OUR ATTENTION AWAY FROM "ALL" SIDES OF AN ISSUE WITH THEIR PROPAGANDA, AND THEN HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEMSELVES IN THEIR MANSIONS ,ALONE, AT NIGHT, KNOWING THAT, IF THEY FAIL TO CARRY OUT THIS AGENDA, THEY'LL SOON FIND THEMSELVES BEING BEAT BY THE NEWS MEDIA IN REGARD TO SOME "JUST REVEALED 'TRUTH' OF SHAME", IN THEIR LIVES, AND THEY'RE LIKELY GOING TO LOSE EVERYTHING.
Mike yeah shut up dude. You assuming someone has an attribute because you associate that attribute with something about that person is how racism works. You're the real problem here
Thank you Trevor (and Seth, and John, and Samantha, and Stephen) for making the hell we're living through funny. I'm not sure I could stay above the depression of the daily news without you.
CEOofFRESH1 Defending fox news is hilarious to me. And fox news is a news station owned by 21 century fox which is owned by Ruppert Murdock a republican. So Fox is ran by a corporation with biased views, more biased then others. I watch news agencies and don't really care about there views, a care about the story and use common sense and facts to to come up with whats really going on. Everyone is biased to some degree and many ignore facts when they go against there beliefs. People who watch Fox and MSNBC rather use faith then facts while watching there programs.
I think it has spoken to how laughably biased Fox News is when a comedian on a comedy channel can school your entire line up of talking heads and pundits. once, just once, I'd love to see these clowns defend Trump by not bringing up Obama or Hillary.
Have you been paying attention to the rest of the media and their coverage of this? How about the fact that Republican and Democrats in Congress are slowly forming a concensus on just how rotten Trump is? Fox is literally alone in their complete and utter denial of anything shitty going on down Trump way. Even Anne Coulter is jumping ship and she wrote a book about her love for anything Donald Trump.
CEOofFRESH1 So because someone is a comedian means there's no truth to what they say? And yes you watch Fox or you wouldn't of defended it out of nowhere and how do I look like an idiot? Because I think trumps a moron? He is a moron and had to learn how things worked in government after he was elected, things most kids know by the time the leave middle school. Reading wiki leaks isn't critical thinking to me, it's just another source to cross reference things which, would be critical thinking when putting false hoods against facts. Good luck with your "critical thinking" Remember me calling you a moron when Trump gets impeached
Again, I'm not saying you should believe comedians about this or really anything at all. You might, however, might want to pay attention to what actual members of Congress are saying, both right wing and left wing.
The only joke is this ingrate Noah, if he doesn't like our country then he can go back to HIS own country. Everything he reads is off a prompter and he is a puppet, and over paid puppet.
He's great at accents. His Russian accent is on point. His Spanish and Indian accents, the two others I've heard are also amazing. I liked that he followed that with the I-word humour like it's the N-word for politicians.
My Mom had a chance to work with him when he was attorney in the District of Massachusetts, and I'm quoting her verbatim from her Facebook page: 'Robert Mueller was the United States Attorney for the District of Massachusetts when I worked there as a clinical intern. He was also one of the teachers of our Government Lawyer class (the academic component of the internship). From my observation then--he was at the time prosecuting significant organized crime cases--he is an extraordinarily gifted lawyer and a person of enormous integrity. He is also fearless. He will follow the evidence where it leads and will be loyal--first and foremost--to the truth and to the Constitution and laws of the United States. His appointment is a profound relief. What welcome news.'
If it happens outside of the states, I can believe that. Then again, Russia's already using all this talk as some fantastic propaganda now, effectively shutting us out of the moral high ground for potentially years to come. Even if they're discovered to be tampering with the electoral votes, I doubt they'll even care now; and if they _do_ try to shut Mueller down while he's still inside the borders, there'll be hell to pay.
So here's a thing, the old man here, massive liberal. Former truck driver, but still a liberal. After he retired, all he did was watch fox news, and the local baptist minister. I asked him one day, "why do watch that shit all the time? You HATE those fuckers!" And he responds, after taking a draw from one of the cigarettes that eventually killed him, "someone has to keep an eye on those guys"
d aging flower child funny that's how I feel about CNN :))) but you all realize that you will all be crying again like gay babies in hysteria 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@alexcharmander8455 you put your hand in cuffs give the key to a close friend, wait an hour. I mean yeah you I'll end up with cuts all over your wrist, trying to rid your own skin off, but you made it.
@@eduardojara6955 you know, i feel like the local fox news stations are sometimes a little better. because my specific fox station (fox 4) is a little less fake newsy. they vary a bit.
@@bradleon1926 of course, while most of the time they are pretty annoying and lie a lot. There are exceptions too everything, so good thing your station is a lot better
And he is adorable! He has it all, smart, funny, good looking, and humble! Loved his book and his interviews are amazing. His perspective is so unique and refreshing to see!
Fox News needs to learn that there is a BIG difference between COMMENTING on or giving your opinion about an open investigation to reporters and the public, and TELLING THE DIRECTOR OF THE FBI HIMSELF TO STOP/CLOSE A CURRENT, ONGOING INVESTIGATION!!! At least they are paying for it now, since their ratings went down by barely talking about the Comey memos.
Chalky Von Kekian the last 4 months prove you wrong. and it's look more like you are the one who is butthurt otherwise you didn't had have the feeling to insult him. only a delusional still says that trump is better then Obama.
Shuey272 Hey in today's Ultra Liberal Sickening Everybody-loves-everybody-because-we-liberals-say-so-and-if-you-dont-agree-you-racist dont-call-others-names-or-question-their-authority worthless Society, you cant ask that to that pathetic "Tracey Sparquelles" face. Be nice.
Eagle Warrior the only thing liberalism is intolerant of is intolerance itself, so sometimes we do see liberals having conservative, ie intolerant, reactions to conservative people or things.... Intolerance if fascism is not in of itself fascism... The US was founded upon liberal principles, ir "we the people", that conservatism, ie "me the person", is patently erroneous and treasonous to... I'd tell you to get the fuck out, but that would be rather conservative of me... You are most welcome here, but we liberals whooped your con ass during the civil war and will do so again if we have to...
Hello. Since all of y'all are all on here talking about liberalism and my profile picture, let me plug this liberal legend icon and star Trixie Mattel (That's her on my picture) and she has an iconic album out called Two Birds please buy it on iTunes, love y'all
he kinda has a problem playing even tic ta toe...or checkers.Chess??oh boy..the King on his board would have a T instead of a cross...the queen may be or not be Ivanka (...) his towers a couple ugly ass hotels nobody visits, his knights should be barenaked ladies riding motorcycles and his pawns half the fox news cast and half his relatives...Bishops? Pat Robertson and James Dobson. Game ON!!!
theonefrobelow96, Yep, that explains the "tapes" part of Trump's tweet. Comey probably told him in advance that he takes notes on all meetings. It would be the logical thing to do. Trump's just too stupid to understand the importance, until it's too late.
trump is like chinatown... they dont give a fuck about those receipts. on another note. portugal had their gov compermised because someone opened an infected email
Pence may not be exactly presidential worthy.... but there is no way he can be worse than trump.... For one Pence can actually speak coherent sentences.... He doesn't use a twitter account to attack people and he doesn't start unnecessary drama either. Plus you know he would be there only for a while anyways after they do re-elections....
I worry about Pence a LOT... Trump is a dumb manchild but Pence has to be smarter than that. Honestly, we're lucky Trump is the President and not Pence... With the House AND Senate being controlled by Republicans, imagine the horrible things someone with a moderate amount of intelligence could do. I find that very very scary but having said that, seeing Trump impeached would make me happy.
Hoshi Harucho Even if Trump is impeached, he will still be President. Congress has to call for the impeachment, but 67 votes are needed in the Senate to remove Trump from office. This will take time. By then, Reps will no longer control the House and the Senate. Once Dems take back seats, if Pence is Pres by then, he won't be able to get much done because the Dems will have the power to block him.
Noah Fence Your the one stomping your feet on the ground any time someone calls Trump out because nothing he does could ever been wrong. Instead you call it fake news because the only person who tells the truth is the honest good Mr. Trump. He's a joke. This entire presidency a joke. I can't wait for the impeachment. He really made America look stupid.
Harvard Law School emeritus professor, liberal Democrat, and noted defense lawyer Alan Dershowitz has penned an op-ed in the Hill opposing the appointment of a special counsel to oversee the investigation into possible ties between President Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign and the Russian government. Dershowitz makes a three-part case against the special counsel. First, he says, the Trump campaign is not facing criminal accusations. Second, he says, even if collusion were to be found between the Trump campaign and the Russian government, or if Trump were found to have divulged secrets to the Russian foreign minister, none of that would be illegal, and ought to be punished by voters, not prosecutors. Third, he argues, Trump’s decision to fire James Comey does not constitute obstruction of justice, and a special counsel could not impeach him anyway.
This wasn't funny at all. Since it's apparent that some in our media need a civics lesson-and I'm feeling charitable: "Standards for Impeachment. The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors." Bill Clinton, though impeached by the House of Representatives, was not removed from office, though he clearly committed perjury. So for, there's no evidence of any illegality on Trump's part. His judgement may be open to debate, but making a bad decision isn't necessarily illegal. So, until there is some evidence, I'd advise Democrat and media libs to find something else to harp on, lest they eventually fall on their own swords. Right now, impeachment is a pipe dream for those who still can't cope with Hillary's electoral defeat.
11:47 White Morpheus: "Take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe that Obama is still the President. Take the red pill, you stay in Washington, and I show you how deep the shit hole goes."
I feel sorry for some staff at the daily show. they need to watching Faux news everyday just to gather material for the show. One of the most repulsive activities. they deserve a raise.
@Kai SUN: I totally agree with you. The snippets with the denials and truth-spinning repulse me; I can imagine it would be a very draining experience for anyone having to watch that kind of deception for more than 2 hours.
I don't watch Fox news. I tried to just to get opposing viewpoints. But, I had to stop because of the blood pouring out of my eyes and ears. Thanks Fox news. Never again!
When Donny gets impeached I'm gonna party like it's 1999! But the next-day hangover will be of biblical proportions when I turn on the t.v. and read: "President Pence"
Bria Penn probably not, I don't like pence or want him as president but he does not seem to have been involved in this stuff. And at this point I would take just about anyone short of Adolf Hitler rather then trump.
Slamz Dunk I'm not sure if I'm remembering this correctly but I'm pretty sure the way impeachment over treason, which Dump has committed, the entire cabinet gets kicked out, but I'm sure I'm not remembering that right.
Omg I've been binge watching Trevor and laughing my ass off. Comedy gold.
Me too😂😂😂😂
Amen!!
He is Sooooooo 👌funny👌 folks
lol same
Same here guys, Trever is supper funny!
Same here man..binge watching this for 3 hours straight. Its like this now..if I want news, I go to Trevor
I got your notes right here.
Damn that was brutal.
THE INFORMATION ,WE REALLY NEED IS THE SAME AS ALWAYS; REGARDING THIS JOKER AND THE LIKE.ALL CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES MUST BE LOOKED AT, FROM "ALL " PERSPECTIVES. THIS HOST, AN ELITE SON OF PREDOMINATELY THE VERY,VERY CAUCASIAN ALPS ,AND NO REAL INFLUENCE FROM SOUTH AFRICA, IS LIKE NEAR ALL COMEDIANS NOW, AND FOR ABOUT 4 YEARS PAST, WHO ARE LITERALLY PAID TO PROMOTE THE COMING OF A NEW WORLD , THAT BEING, ALL PEOPLE, HAVING NO FENCES,HOLDING HANDS AND PEPSI. THESE JESTERS SEEM TO BE HAPPY PEOPLE, AS THEY "ENTERTAIN" AND DIVERT OUR ATTENTION AWAY FROM "ALL" SIDES OF AN ISSUE WITH THEIR PROPAGANDA, AND THEN HAVE TO LIVE WITH THEMSELVES IN THEIR MANSIONS ,ALONE, AT NIGHT, KNOWING THAT, IF THEY FAIL TO CARRY OUT THIS AGENDA, THEY'LL SOON FIND THEMSELVES BEING BEAT BY THE NEWS MEDIA IN REGARD TO SOME "JUST REVEALED 'TRUTH' OF SHAME", IN THEIR LIVES, AND THEY'RE LIKELY GOING TO LOSE EVERYTHING.
I guess it's true that it's absolutely mandatory that all nutcases type their comments with the caps lock on.
someone needs to make a gif of that
Trevor was on fire!!
Nerline Cadet As always, Love Trevor♥️
When isn't he?
He's the man
"Et tu, Cosby?"
Where is this man's Emmy?
Plissken Armitage thats a running joke not really original. They did the same thing on the Colbert show with the daily show reunion/flashback
The Russians give it to Trump for The Apprentice because "It was rigged! Should've won that."
Plissken Armitage With his Comedy ,missing
I don't understand, why did he say it in French?
Slap-Happy Pessimist latin
Trevor has REALLY come into his own. This is a fantastic segment.
Bhamini Lakshminarayan Trevor was " into his own" from the very first episode , you were just too racist to see it
Mike -How is that racist ???
Mike yeah shut up dude. You assuming someone has an attribute because you associate that attribute with something about that person is how racism works. You're the real problem here
Mike Stfu stop involving racism into everything. I also think Trevor had a rocky start but he improved over time.
Jhefferson Barros nah bro he's always been this good watch one of his shows
whether you agree with him or not, Trevor Noah is hilarious 😂
phantom prophet My sentiment exactly🔥But what he says is soooo true🧐
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Thank you Trevor (and Seth, and John, and Samantha, and Stephen) for making the hell we're living through funny. I'm not sure I could stay above the depression of the daily news without you.
Yup, him too!
Me too!!!
I agree 100%!!!!
StarWine preaaaaach!!!!
lol I can't believe people believe CNN
This is one of the best segments I have seen in a while.
"Et tu, Cosby?" = Gold.
Fox news would try to impeach Obama even tho he's already gone.
CEOofFRESH1 Defending fox news is hilarious to me. And fox news is a news station owned by 21 century fox which is owned by Ruppert Murdock a republican. So Fox is ran by a corporation with biased views, more biased then others. I watch news agencies and don't really care about there views, a care about the story and use common sense and facts to to come up with whats really going on. Everyone is biased to some degree and many ignore facts when they go against there beliefs. People who watch Fox and MSNBC rather use faith then facts while watching there programs.
I think it has spoken to how laughably biased Fox News is when a comedian on a comedy channel can school your entire line up of talking heads and pundits. once, just once, I'd love to see these clowns defend Trump by not bringing up Obama or Hillary.
Have you been paying attention to the rest of the media and their coverage of this? How about the fact that Republican and Democrats in Congress are slowly forming a concensus on just how rotten Trump is? Fox is literally alone in their complete and utter denial of anything shitty going on down Trump way. Even Anne Coulter is jumping ship and she wrote a book about her love for anything Donald Trump.
CEOofFRESH1 So because someone is a comedian means there's no truth to what they say? And yes you watch Fox or you wouldn't of defended it out of nowhere and how do I look like an idiot? Because I think trumps a moron? He is a moron and had to learn how things worked in government after he was elected, things most kids know by the time the leave middle school. Reading wiki leaks isn't critical thinking to me, it's just another source to cross reference things which, would be critical thinking when putting false hoods against facts. Good luck with your "critical thinking" Remember me calling you a moron when Trump gets impeached
Again, I'm not saying you should believe comedians about this or really anything at all. You might, however, might want to pay attention to what actual members of Congress are saying, both right wing and left wing.
LOVE YOU TREVOR
Comedy Central should take over Fox News and Fox News should be the new Comedy Central.
I get my comedy from Fox News and my news from Comedy Central. Lol
Patti Green fr tbh
The daily show lies too
The only joke is this ingrate Noah, if he doesn't like our country then he can go back to HIS own country. Everything he reads is off a prompter and he is a puppet, and over paid puppet.
Wait,what? Fox news is a comedy channel, right?
that black mother quote hahhahah.. SO GOOD AT ACCENTS YOU ARE
rippinskid what accent is that? you tried it.
He's great at accents. His Russian accent is on point. His Spanish and Indian accents, the two others I've heard are also amazing.
I liked that he followed that with the I-word humour like it's the N-word for politicians.
"White Morpheus"
This episode was 🔥🔥🔥
5:28 "this is the biggest trump scandal... until the next one" Trevor Noah predicted the Ukraine Call.
Wrong he predicted Trump's whole 4 year presidency
Lock him up!
LOCK HIM UP!!!!
CROOKED TRUMP!!!!
Impeach him, Lock him up! Crooked TRUMP and his surrogates
Beau33 agree
Chalky Von Kekian WE GOT A LIVE TRUMP SUPPORTER! GET THE RIFLE!
Trevor is so smart😂
Great job Trevor this was the best monologue I've seen in a while
I love the feeling that I'm not alone and people also witness the insanity in this administration
My Mom had a chance to work with him when he was attorney in the District of Massachusetts, and I'm quoting her verbatim from her Facebook page:
'Robert Mueller was the United States Attorney for the District of Massachusetts when I worked there as a clinical intern. He was also one of the teachers of our Government Lawyer class (the academic component of the internship). From my observation then--he was at the time prosecuting significant organized crime cases--he is an extraordinarily gifted lawyer and a person of enormous integrity. He is also fearless. He will follow the evidence where it leads and will be loyal--first and foremost--to the truth and to the Constitution and laws of the United States.
His appointment is a profound relief. What welcome news.'
Connor Murphy Good to hear! I've been researching Mueller and he seems like the best person for the job. I hope he does well!
Connor Murphy THAT is the best news I've heard for a while 👍.
Thank u for posting this.
Connor Murphy I am just afraid that he might have an... 'unfortunate evidence' or 'food poisoning'. Knowing the KGB...
If it happens outside of the states, I can believe that. Then again, Russia's already using all this talk as some fantastic propaganda now, effectively shutting us out of the moral high ground for potentially years to come. Even if they're discovered to be tampering with the electoral votes, I doubt they'll even care now; and if they _do_ try to shut Mueller down while he's still inside the borders, there'll be hell to pay.
Trevor is just adorable to watch
All this winning, it's so exhausting, when will all this winning stop, I'm so tired already of all the winning.
Queen Queen, His days is numbered
Mark Cruise, The only thing worse than Trump are those still defending
I also love how his 30 day plan to defeat ISIS worked out. Thank God there's no ISIS anymore!
Niamh _ The president is an imbecile and has turned the White House into a circus.
I have a hard time believing he will last a full term. He thinks he can do whatever he wants
I don't watch Fox News for the same reason i don't drink out of the toilet.
d aging flower child haha...funny
So here's a thing, the old man here, massive liberal. Former truck driver, but still a liberal.
After he retired, all he did was watch fox news, and the local baptist minister.
I asked him one day, "why do watch that shit all the time? You HATE those fuckers!"
And he responds, after taking a draw from one of the cigarettes that eventually killed him,
"someone has to keep an eye on those guys"
d aging flower child the good thing is fox news is not the only one that keeps us updated.
because dogs do it?
d aging flower child funny that's how I feel about CNN :))) but you all realize that you will all be crying again like gay babies in hysteria 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
After listening to Fox News, I feel like I need to wash my hands for about an hour. Fox............uwewwuuck!
Cindy Oser
How could watch Fox News for that long without wanting to cut yourse
@@alexcharmander8455 you put your hand in cuffs give the key to a close friend, wait an hour.
I mean yeah you I'll end up with cuts all over your wrist, trying to rid your own skin off, but you made it.
@@eduardojara6955 you know, i feel like the local fox news stations are sometimes a little better. because my specific fox station (fox 4) is a little less fake newsy. they vary a bit.
@@bradleon1926 of course, while most of the time they are pretty annoying and lie a lot.
There are exceptions too everything, so good thing your station is a lot better
Trevor. is. the best on TV Period…i love Colbert and Seth… but my God… he brings something fresh to TV. he's just Unique.
I like Stephen more but hey... Anyone who's not on the side of this alt right hitler wanna be douche bag has half a brain lol.
And he is adorable! He has it all, smart, funny, good looking, and humble! Loved his book and his interviews are amazing. His perspective is so unique and refreshing to see!
Does anyone else notice how good Trevor is with accents?
Ali Alshakhs if you watch his stand up shows, that's actually his thing.
- all south africans are, trust me.
Ali Alshakhs He's a polyglot. That may help
- as are most south africans...
A Laly Yeah but that doesn't mean he'd be good at accents. You can know languages but speak them terribly.
Fox News needs to learn that there is a BIG difference between COMMENTING on or giving your opinion about an open investigation to reporters and the public, and TELLING THE DIRECTOR OF THE FBI HIMSELF TO STOP/CLOSE A CURRENT, ONGOING INVESTIGATION!!! At least they are paying for it now, since their ratings went down by barely talking about the Comey memos.
lets hope he gets impeached
That thought is how I go to bed at night.
Yabsira Gugsa that was their plan from the gate. Get their VP, a true republican, in power.
Yabsira Gugsa crossing fingers on this one.
Yabsira Gugsa so that mike pence can be are present? That sounds even worse
Oh, my God! You can't use that word!
Every joke was on point in this one.
Trevor rules! He was the right pick to replace Jon Stewart. He is coming into his own.
i love you Trevor💖💖💖💖
Marilyn Ramos I love u too.where u from? m Houston
Suraj Jadhav dont hit on girls on youtube. its weird
Marilyn Ramos It's not Trevor, it's Trevah
Impeach the peach !
Veto the Cheeto!
Cast away the Marmalade!
Franklin enwere Fed up with the feta
Franklin enwere Bi-Partisan the Persimmon
Franklin enwere Don't ya mean impeach the combovered orange? lmao
😭😭😭😭 Obama : Ahhhh I got your notes right here🖕...
How was that not a SNL skit? That was brilliant.
Ill Nyx 🤩
Trevor's roasting skill is going from best of the best to out of this world!!! #ViginaNeck
Trevor Noah is my favorite late night comedian.
#IMPEACHTRUMP
allahu akbar brother
*Gets Trevor notification*
Me: "LLLLLLETS GET RRREADY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEE"
332 likes
let me fix that
500th like!
man, i miss that game
620th like...Let's keep the ball rolling.
Muzikrazy213 636th 😁
Obama we miss you 😭😭😭😭
Chalky Von Kekian the last 4 months prove you wrong. and it's look more like you are the one who is butthurt otherwise you didn't had have the feeling to insult him. only a delusional still says that trump is better then Obama.
A 1 grow economy, and gave the usofa a positive reputation in thw world.... yh the worst president
Chalky Von Kekian Wrong...
"Wrong" ? i rest my case
i miss him and his drone strikes too it makes me sad
"This is by far Trump's biggest scandal until the next one"-Trevor
I am from 2020. He is right.
@Jerry Payne 🤣🤣
He's nothing but a dangerous clown.
@Jerry Payne 2022, he’s still going at it
Wait what? Comey was fired last week? It feels like it's been *months* since then
what is your profile picture... haha
Shuey272 Hey in today's Ultra Liberal Sickening Everybody-loves-everybody-because-we-liberals-say-so-and-if-you-dont-agree-you-racist dont-call-others-names-or-question-their-authority worthless Society, you cant ask that to that pathetic "Tracey Sparquelles" face.
Be nice.
Eagle Warrior the only thing liberalism is intolerant of is intolerance itself, so sometimes we do see liberals having conservative, ie intolerant, reactions to conservative people or things....
Intolerance if fascism is not in of itself fascism...
The US was founded upon liberal principles, ir "we the people", that conservatism, ie "me the person", is patently erroneous and treasonous to...
I'd tell you to get the fuck out, but that would be rather conservative of me... You are most welcome here, but we liberals whooped your con ass during the civil war and will do so again if we have to...
Hello. Since all of y'all are all on here talking about liberalism and my profile picture, let me plug this liberal legend icon and star Trixie Mattel (That's her on my picture) and she has an iconic album out called Two Birds please buy it on iTunes, love y'all
" I'm too old for this shit " I've gained 20 years in 4 months
Yeah...
I don't know whether to agree or laugh. Maybe I'll do both
Kong Yang it's one of those laughing cuz it's funny and then crying because it's so true and how sad the reality is kind of situations...
me 2 Gramps
Kellyanne, that you boo?
Noah and your writers.....I luv ya....this shit is so funny and dead on!!!!!!!
Trevor Noah today you're on your game!
Trump is making it WAY too easy for comedians to do their job
He just pours more oil on the fire, right?
Tad Pierre-Louis he's makeing jobs
Tad Pierre-Louis
CLAP
CLAP
CLAP
Tad Pierre-Louis, is it any surprise?
Wow, Trump seems to be losing this game of 4D chess. Maybe next time Trump should learn how to play regular chess first?
Raven Stovall the funny thing about that is that Trump is probably amazing at chess.
Raven i agree with you but that fuckin insult was not on point lmao
he kinda has a problem playing even tic ta toe...or checkers.Chess??oh boy..the King on his board would have a T instead of a cross...the queen may be or not be Ivanka (...) his towers a couple ugly ass hotels nobody visits, his knights should be barenaked ladies riding motorcycles and his pawns half the fox news cast and half his relatives...Bishops? Pat Robertson and James Dobson. Game ON!!!
4D just means combining space with time...
just saying
jevry it can be 4D of space also, tesseracts are a common example, spacetime is more informative for including time
It's going to take forever to scrape all that orange shit off the White House...
Damn that was fire
Trevor your so Cute and witty. 😁
nat21myria I hope your a girl
"i word" are we living in Hurry Potter's world where Voldemort can't be said aloud??
GeFroce 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Trump- Comey better hope i dont have "tapes" of our conversation
Comey- Pfff bitch please
theonefrobelow96, Yep, that explains the "tapes" part of Trump's tweet. Comey probably told him in advance that he takes notes on all meetings. It would be the logical thing to do. Trump's just too stupid to understand the importance, until it's too late.
trump is like chinatown... they dont give a fuck about those receipts. on another note. portugal had their gov compermised because someone opened an infected email
Great Show Trevor!
i lost it at 'guardians of the fallacy'😂
You are so graceful my man. Thanks for doing the show. Greetings from Israel
Dolev Litvin greetings from germany. I love this shitshow your politics have become
Sören Matthies als du "your" sagst, meinst du Amerika oder Israel. Die beiden sind sehr lustig, aber momentan, trump ist einfach lustiger als alles
4 years later I’m still laughing at this 😂😂😂😂😂
20 bucks says trump fakes his own death takes off the wig and leads a new life
Janet Robinson 😂😂
Janet Robinson Raise you fifty he does that after having a nervous breakdown in front of the entire country
😂😂
Arianna Smith isn't that what he's doing now
We wish....
If Trump gets impeached im even more worried about Pence
Pence may not be exactly presidential worthy.... but there is no way he can be worse than trump.... For one Pence can actually speak coherent sentences.... He doesn't use a twitter account to attack people and he doesn't start unnecessary drama either. Plus you know he would be there only for a while anyways after they do re-elections....
Dragonk116 ...Yeah you're right, Mike "electrocute them until they're not Gay anymore" Pence is completely better.
I worry about Pence a LOT... Trump is a dumb manchild but Pence has to be smarter than that. Honestly, we're lucky Trump is the President and not Pence... With the House AND Senate being controlled by Republicans, imagine the horrible things someone with a moderate amount of intelligence could do. I find that very very scary but having said that, seeing Trump impeached would make me happy.
But what if Pence gets impeached too? He doesn't seem to be a good guy from what i've read
Hoshi Harucho Even if Trump is impeached, he will still be President. Congress has to call for the impeachment, but 67 votes are needed in the Senate to remove Trump from office. This will take time. By then, Reps will no longer control the House and the Senate. Once Dems take back seats, if Pence is Pres by then, he won't be able to get much done because the Dems will have the power to block him.
6:44 😂😂😂 Gosh I miss Obama
"Scandal" certainly explains KellyAnne Conway. As for FOX, Obama stating an opinion is a far cry from obstruction of justice.
Holy shit I've been waiting for this!
I never laughed so hard since a while 😅😅😅 man I'M DONE ROFL 😅😅😅😅😅 I can't even breath
Trevor Noah is the funniest late night host. Period.
Kind of a low bar...
Umar Hasan i disagree. He's a very good host but Colbert has been funnier covering all of Trumps antics
Umar Hasan Stephen Colbert is better in my opinion
Damn Trevor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You are the fuckin man!
Trever Nosh is awesome. He should have won an Oscar for the role he played in Concussion. Tell the truth!, Tell the truth! You badass bro!
Heh!?
I'm hoping for a Peabody...
Guardians of the fallacy!!
Insanely hilarious!!!!!!!!!
America doesn't let criminals back into the country - right on!
One of the best videos of the show 😂👏
Someone call Celine Dion and tell her to warm up. The Trumptanic is going down.
Twinkle twinkle little Czar, Putin put you where you are.
hahaha just brilliant!
Lol
Ęÿūį Æßñ This needs to be the official campaign song for trump impeachment movement.
Bravo
I LOVE IT.
The "yeah yeah yeah a bunch of us"...was really hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
This was funny. Really lightened the mood lol.
But for real this is serious.
Noah Fence
Your the one stomping your feet on the ground any time someone calls Trump out because nothing he does could ever been wrong. Instead you call it fake news because the only person who tells the truth is the honest good Mr. Trump.
He's a joke. This entire presidency a joke. I can't wait for the impeachment. He really made America look stupid.
Personally I think this kind of shit is sarcastically funny lightened or not.
Because I'm South Korean and we impeach the president month ago. :P
wow😁
Harvard Law School emeritus professor, liberal Democrat, and noted defense lawyer Alan Dershowitz has penned an op-ed in the Hill opposing the appointment of a special counsel to oversee the investigation into possible ties between President Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign and the Russian government.
Dershowitz makes a three-part case against the special counsel. First, he says, the Trump campaign is not facing criminal accusations. Second, he says, even if collusion were to be found between the Trump campaign and the Russian government, or if Trump were found to have divulged secrets to the Russian foreign minister, none of that would be illegal, and ought to be punished by voters, not prosecutors. Third, he argues, Trump’s decision to fire James Comey does not constitute obstruction of justice, and a special counsel could not impeach him anyway.
This wasn't funny at all. Since it's apparent that some in our media need a civics lesson-and I'm feeling charitable: "Standards for Impeachment. The President, Vice President and all civil Officers of the United States, shall be removed from Office on Impeachment for, and Conviction of, Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors."
Bill Clinton, though impeached by the House of Representatives, was not removed from office, though he clearly committed perjury. So for, there's no evidence of any illegality on Trump's part. His judgement may be open to debate, but making a bad decision isn't necessarily illegal. So, until there is some evidence, I'd advise Democrat and media libs to find something else to harp on, lest they eventually fall on their own swords. Right now, impeachment is a pipe dream for those who still can't cope with Hillary's electoral defeat.
trevor's on fire tonight. course he had excellent material
Trevor, thank you for making this lunacy a little more bearable.
Grow some balls media, just say "impeachment"!
'James Mutha-Truckin' Comey.......😂😂😂
The Media has gone crazy or has been for a long time! Unbelievable! Thanks Noah! Your rock!
11:47 White Morpheus: "Take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe that Obama is still the President. Take the red pill, you stay in Washington, and I show you how deep the shit hole goes."
Umm trumptards think they are being "red pilled" so um
... yeah.
Well they're Trumptards, so whatever.
CheeseReaper22
take the red pill and you'll wake up costing against your own interests.
You're getting better Trevor. Keep up the great work.
Watched it once now watched it twice and will watch it again .
This is probably the best one yet .
Not just black moms say that. My mom said that to me growing up. LOL
Brilliant episode!
I LOVE YOU TREVOR you give me LIFE YOUR SO ON POINT. THANK YOU!!!!!!
"I got you notes right here"! I wish I could "like" this video 10,000 times.
OMG the black handshake bit killed me.
I love Trevor Noah I just sit back' click and watch all his videos. This man is not only funny but intelligent.
I feel sorry for some staff at the daily show. they need to watching Faux news everyday just to gather material for the show. One of the most repulsive activities. they deserve a raise.
@Kai SUN: I totally agree with you. The snippets with the denials and truth-spinning repulse me; I can imagine it would be a very draining experience for anyone having to watch that kind of deception for more than 2 hours.
Kai SUN they are not the only one talking about it. if you think that, you're in denial or trapped under a rock
I don't watch Fox news. I tried to just to get opposing viewpoints. But, I had to stop because of the blood pouring out of my eyes and ears. Thanks Fox news. Never again!
When Donny gets impeached I'm gonna party like it's 1999!
But the next-day hangover will be of biblical proportions when I turn on the t.v. and read:
"President Pence"
Slamz Dunk right on
Slamz Dunk That's exactly my fear. If Pence is in power, we might have an actual professional in charge, but LGBT+ Rights will be in trouble.
Bria Penn probably not, I don't like pence or want him as president but he does not seem to have been involved in this stuff. And at this point I would take just about anyone short of Adolf Hitler rather then trump.
I'm hoping that Pence and Ryan get caught up in this due to them being eyes-deep in the Flynn and Nunes parts of this scandal, respectively.
Slamz Dunk I'm not sure if I'm remembering this correctly but I'm pretty sure the way impeachment over treason, which Dump has committed, the entire cabinet gets kicked out, but I'm sure I'm not remembering that right.
what's up my "I word"
Gasp! You can’t say that!
Great video, Trevor!
When in doubt, blame Obama.
~Republicans, 2017
Champsr0ck2247, that's brilliant!
Champsr0ck2247. When in doubt. Blame Russia and Trump. -Democrats 2017
Roger Martinez,,, dobt? Duh duh duh duh..
6 degrees of Obama, LOL!
Dude I need money for my small company. I need to buy a truck to transport my hookers around. Here's my bank account info: 696969696969 420420420420
OMG.... Trevor is helping me get through the lockdown
At least we didn't have to hear O'Reilly's BS on the matter.
IMPEACHMENT!!!!!!!! I SAID THE I WORD!!!!!
lupeP90 I thought it was "Idiot" #LockHimUp
keep up the good work Trevor...
Nice middle finger lol. Didn't block that shit.
American Lowlife that part played literally as i scrolled by your comment 😂
I recommend peeing before watching 😂 Trevor is rocking my world! 💗
I love Trevor's voices.
The whole country will finally tell Trump, "you're fired."
Cameron Dale That will be a happy day
Cameron Dale - Let's hope. 🙂
Cameron Dale you want a civil war don't you? I'll not let you guys spit on my vote like this.
Mikey Vengenz I have nothing to do with Russia. And Red army was disbanded in December 25,1991. Before I was even born.
SMellmYfEet1999 yes you will and you'll thank us
Either way we lose bc we have Pence. 😒
genbabez nope, not if the DOJ gets any of oranges tangerines on Collusion. That's illegal as well :)
genbabez. Ah the man is straighter then his tie
still better then trump
genbabez i was wondering, what happens if it turns out to be true? Surely Pence would've known too, so wouldn't he be impeached too?
We all prayed for Daddy Bush's health because he had Quayle.
Having Faith and Giving Space.......man a wonderful book
Impeach the Orange!