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not me. It shows how lacking now it is of talent. I'm not saying they didnt have any Im just saying the ones that were found better jobs and if you have to ask then you were never a true fan. Jon returning means something is wrong. Either he has a lot to say or "The Daily Show" can't find people to do this because when Trevor quit they spefically said next year they will have a permanent replacement. I have yet to see this.
@@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242 It could be argued that Chicago style isn't really pizza, that's for the etymologists and food snobs to argue over, I don't care. Call it whatever you want, just make sure I get a slice. It's freegin delicious
It's not an anti-bush political rant and pizza is easy. Sadly CC will leave those moment's in the closet. Mainstream are labradors for the state and big pharma now. And Jon will be obedient. Same reason his Apple product failed. Maybe he can bring Condi Rice and Hillary on TDS to talk about "diplomacy" and spreading "democracy".
@@mho... watched him since the beginning and can confirm. This is one of his best. If it was political it would be top 10 but all time all categories?? #1 in our hearts easily.
I've missed him! He is a large part of why I became much more informed in my early days of shifting away from the right-leaning household I was raised in. He was brilliant and sweetened the information with humor.
The fact that made you influenced means you are weak willed and are easily influenced. You can like the comedy but to be influenced by satire is like being influenced by SNL. You aren’t probably that smart
Though I watch his apple series, I'm still shocked at how much I prefer him in this role. The world has taken a small step in the right direction. I breathe a little easier, thanks Jon. 😅
I watched a ton of Jon Stewart in my formative years. now as an adult, when I'm nervous in a social situation, I often go into a harsh new york italian man accent. I've finally made the connection
It's still delicious. I prefer the take that it's as much a pizza as we are chimpanzees. We're in the same family, but definitely not the same species.
@@alphainu I would have stood up for our pizza o7 Call it a casserole or a pie or whatever you want, that doesnt change that it is infinitely better than soggy bread
I want to hear John Oliver's take on this argument. This sounds like something that LWT would partner with Russell Crowe again and settle this once and for all.
I remember watching this one when it aired and admiring it as an absolutely legendary moment in TV. Him and Colbert both have a lot of really unforgettable moments during their reign on CC.
Bit of the opposite for me. Reminded me two decades before cringe became a go to word for fake ace anchors they were who they still are today and the necessity Jon still plays.
@@the_godfather9974 It depends. "Pizza" originated as a flatbread topped with olive oil and herbs - one could say that anything with sauce and cheese is not pizza. The current version originated in the 1800s for some Italian nationalistic celebration where a chef got the idea to add tomato sauce, white cheese and a sprinkling of fresh oregano to make a pizza with the colors of their flag.
Speaking as a veteran, I love this guy. Thank you John for all you have done for veterans and first responders over the years. Glad to see you back. Also, he's right about the pizza.
He's great. I'd love to see Jon as Senator or maybe POTUS. I only trust the few who don't take any corporate PAC money. Ronald Reagan's administration made those corporate bribes of Congress Legal. Carter was thinking about it, but only with a very limited cap, like there is for everyone. A few thousand. Not unlimited with bribes beginning in the 6 figures up to millions when mega corporations combine into PAC's
@@RiboFlavin64 they are pretending to create peace between Palestine and Israel, where Israel gets a full slice of pizza but Palestine only gets a sliver. The slices represent the amount of land Israel has gotten vs what Palestine has gotten. It's an older clip, but obviously it's been an issue since forever and happens to be extremely relevant now.
Yes! The GOAT is back. I watched Jon every night on The Daily Show through college and my twenties, and sincerely missed him when he went away. Welcome back!
I had never seen this before. Thank you for posting this. Words cannot describe how happy I am that Jon Stewart will be back on the Daily Show. We need him now more than ever.
I have watched this rant an ABSURD amount of times. And it's never not still funny. It's as truthful as it is hilarious. Thanks Daily show channel for re-uploading.
My family ordered a pizza in Chicago (they do this once every week or two) and the pizza place now give us free onion rings for our pizza. They didn't do that before this vid came out! ROFL! I love this guy!
I remember catching this rant live back then. His outraged was profound it turns our usual weary Jon Steward into Tony Soprano's long lost cousin. Best, bit ever
When he crushed that glass you could feel the fake rage boiling over inside him as a sign of the rant to come. It’s like you could almost hear him muttering “you son of a b*tch”. Brilliantly hilarious 😂
I like both for different reasons. It's fun to see friends from out of town order a whole deep dish for themselves, even when you tell them they can't eat it all.
You gotta be in a tomato-y mood and very hungry mood for deep dish. Like haven’t touched a tomato in weeks and have had 1 meal a day for the past 3 days. Only then do you appreciate it. And when you have it under those circumstances, sublime.
@Exisist5151 you ought to try a deep dish from the deep dish pizza competition in Vegas. See if one of the shops is local to you. One by me is Rad Pies, they won in 2021 and there no question why they did. As you said, Sublime.
that segment about GB was hilarious and spooky. jon took ya right down the nightly GB rabbit hole into another dimension. i don't know how he kept up with a ten minute crazy rant.
I remember that! Breaking out the chalk board was great. Straight up laugh riot for about 10-15 minutes. Glenn Beck is a tool, and I'll listen to anyone's opinion besides his and Shapiro's. Rather hear some crazy cat lady's take than either of them.
With a FORK!!!! I don't care about the fraud, that's a reason to take away his New York business licenses right there! What's next, charging $90 for a steak and then only having ketchup?
Real Chicagoan here, and I'll tell you that Chicago Deep Dish pizza is not the daily choice of any Chicago household, but rather a must-have for visitors and tourists. The preferred choice for most Chicagoans is the tavern style thin crust pizza with a robust tomato sauce, and the cheese layered on top of the other toppings; and cut into squares, of course. I'm not throwing shade though, I'm actually a huge fan of Jon Stewart. Welcome back!!
Exactly. We never ordered that mess, only when out of towners insisted on having authentic Chicago pizza and no amount of reasoning would get them to accept a nice flat pizza, delivered in a bag, and cut into easily managed squares. I'll never forget when my nephews ordered deep dish with broccoli in it. What the actual fudge?!
since one is a jew and one is a Muslim I think it's a reference for Israel who stole Palestinian land and gave the majority native Palestinians a small part of their land to live in, while giving the bigger part for the Israeli settlers @@naynay3710
Just caught that too! Haha love that crispin day speech music! My history teacher made us memorize that and watch the film years ago been a fan of it ever since.
As a lifelong Midwesterner who happens to live in the Chicago area now, I can laugh at this. For real, though, here's the thing that people need to understand about Chicago-style deep dish: it's a ONCE IN A WHILE pizza, not a regular go-to (and even around here, when people get pizza, it's usually not deep dish). I honestly think that when people reject deep dish, it's almost always because they approach it with the wrong premise.
Pizza has cheese on top and cold marinara sauce is just offensive in every way....I actually like white sauce a lot but that or pizza sauce.... marinara and ranch are for cheese sticks not fookin pizza😅
@@bz3105 I have seen it served this way...they sprinkle Basil and parmesan across the top. I've seen em all across the country and usually in transit stop locations. Georgia and VA had em. There's huge transit hub if you take a bus west from western NY...I think it's near Wisconsin, just before the route dives south and this cold sauce Chicago pizza was all they had in terms of pizza....I shook my head and got chicken n waffles.
0:43 - You can't tell me that the bit in the first season of "The Ghost and Molly Mcgee" where a guy gets hit in the face with a "pizza" and yells "AAAAAHHHH! CHICAGO-STYLE!!! IT'S NOT EVEN *PIZZA!"* wasn't a reference to this, especially considering Jordan Klepper voices the dad in that series.
Timeless!!! A true classic!!!! If it’s possible please post the other classic pizza rant from 2011 about T****’s pizza choice and the way he ate it. Welcome back Jon!!!! ✌️
To be honest that joke is quite old. I can not even remember all the shows that made a joke about something being that awesome that it brings peach to Isreal and Palestine. Also like the twist when a world government enforces the peach (like with Superman being evil).
Italian pizza has a lot less cheese. Even less cheese would be better yet. A vegan pizza is better for your health, the environment, and for our fellow Earthlings!
I know Jon is Jewish, but I think he is an honorary Italian as well. The yelling. The hand gestures. The "its not a pizza".
It's the New Jersey in him that you're detecting.
I know this is probably sacrilege, but it IS possible to be both Jewish AND Italian. Just putting that out there.
I mean he was deliberately doing an Italian impression
Have you never been to New Jersey?
You forgot the "Let me tell you something!"
never expected this comeback. can't believe i've been watching him since i was 11.
Same. And I’m 42. 😮 discovered him on that terrible MTV show. 😂
Me either it’s time we all move on.
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Watching adult people lose it over Jon coming back is Funny AF!!!
@@tonisodano5472 He's coming back, toni, and he's w-w-WOKE AF! oogabooga! 🤣🤣🤣
Who else is ready for Jon to be back?
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Can’t wait
not me. It shows how lacking now it is of talent. I'm not saying they didnt have any Im just saying the ones that were found better jobs and if you have to ask then you were never a true fan. Jon returning means something is wrong. Either he has a lot to say or "The Daily Show" can't find people to do this because when Trevor quit they spefically said next year they will have a permanent replacement. I have yet to see this.
"an above-ground MARINARA swimming pool for rats"... is WILD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best line ever
But completely factual, right?! 🤣🤣🤣
Wish we got a visual with that
@@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242 It could be argued that Chicago style isn't really pizza, that's for the etymologists and food snobs to argue over, I don't care.
Call it whatever you want, just make sure I get a slice. It's freegin delicious
1:50-2:00 💯🍻
This has to be one of the most iconic Jon Stewart's rants ever.
He went after trump and Alaskan nut job about eating pizza w a knife and fork
It's not an anti-bush political rant and pizza is easy. Sadly CC will leave those moment's in the closet. Mainstream are labradors for the state and big pharma now. And Jon will be obedient. Same reason his Apple product failed. Maybe he can bring Condi Rice and Hillary on TDS to talk about "diplomacy" and spreading "democracy".
then you are new.
@@bobgeddes7193 cant agree, its definetly one of jon's best rants over the years!
@@mho... watched him since the beginning and can confirm. This is one of his best. If it was political it would be top 10 but all time all categories?? #1 in our hearts easily.
I've missed him! He is a large part of why I became much more informed in my early days of shifting away from the right-leaning household I was raised in. He was brilliant and sweetened the information with humor.
even then we were more informed watching a comedy show than most new sources lol
The fact that made you influenced means you are weak willed and are easily influenced. You can like the comedy but to be influenced by satire is like being influenced by SNL. You aren’t probably that smart
They keep edging us with these throw backs 😋
Well said 🎉
Though I watch his apple series, I'm still shocked at how much I prefer him in this role. The world has taken a small step in the right direction. I breathe a little easier, thanks Jon. 😅
I watched a ton of Jon Stewart in my formative years. now as an adult, when I'm nervous in a social situation, I often go into a harsh new york italian man accent. I've finally made the connection
Channeling Jon Stewart’s power
🤣
Turbo autism
The man did the pizza rant IN CHICAGO lol!!
I'm coming for him! (I think deep dish is overrated as a Chicagoan, but a New Yorker talking garbage to Chicago).
"Deep dish 'pizza' is just pizza-flavored quiche." -My father, a native of Brooklyn.
well said, dad!
Accurate AF
It's still delicious. I prefer the take that it's as much a pizza as we are chimpanzees. We're in the same family, but definitely not the same species.
Nailed it
We only give that stuff to tourists. Most of us eat thin crispy pizza, cut into squares. The real chicago style.
imagine being in the live audience when he delivered this sermon.
And imagine it been the only one from Chicago in the room…
@@alphainu I would have stood up for our pizza o7
Call it a casserole or a pie or whatever you want, that doesnt change that it is infinitely better than soggy bread
I want to hear John Oliver's take on this argument. This sounds like something that LWT would partner with Russell Crowe again and settle this once and for all.
@@oracleofdelphi4533 As a Brit who moved to the States decades ago, I approve this message.
I remember watching this one when it aired and admiring it as an absolutely legendary moment in TV. Him and Colbert both have a lot of really unforgettable moments during their reign on CC.
CLASSIC BIT! Can't wait for Jon to come back to the show!!!
I remember when Jon lost it over tRump taking Sarah Palin to a NYC chain pizzeria when she visited NY---- a rant? It was gorgeous.
@@Maya_Pinion More PBS public service announcement than rant. He saved lives.
The dog looking away from the casserole...Gold 😂😂😂
“Apparently, Chicago, ahhh, has television!! 😂😂😂
Who knew? 😂 📺
Ever heard of Bozo?
Oprah kept giving it to them.
But only the people who haven’t had theirs stolen yet.
Watching news anchors lose it over Jon's opinion about deep dish pizza just made my day.
Its a fun argument
@@AnthonyJMurph it is, huh? 😁
Bit of the opposite for me. Reminded me two decades before cringe became a go to word for fake ace anchors they were who they still are today and the necessity Jon still plays.
Jon's opinion?? You mean Jon's FACTS about deep dish pizza!
@@MishaFoomin right, deep dish "pizza" belongs in the trash. Thin crust is a real pizza.
Thank you so much for uploading these two segments together. Nice to have a complete version and in high quality.
I'm falling off my chair! Fortunately not into a deep-dish pizza. I'd drown :(. Keep them coming Jon Stewart. You're one of the best. Thank you.
As a “ native” Chicagoan …..Jon is hilarious!!!!!!
I will say Chicago has way better sausage topping on pizzas
I as a European have no idea if they have better sausage but I can say one thing with clarity whatever they do it’s not pizza
Spelled Jon!!!!
As a Californian I've never heard of this serious controversy! :D
@@the_godfather9974
It depends. "Pizza" originated as a flatbread topped with olive oil and herbs - one could say that anything with sauce and cheese is not pizza. The current version originated in the 1800s for some Italian nationalistic celebration where a chef got the idea to add tomato sauce, white cheese and a sprinkling of fresh oregano to make a pizza with the colors of their flag.
Speaking as a veteran, I love this guy. Thank you John for all you have done for veterans and first responders over the years. Glad to see you back. Also, he's right about the pizza.
He's great. I'd love to see Jon as Senator or maybe POTUS. I only trust the few who don't take any corporate PAC money. Ronald Reagan's administration made those corporate bribes of Congress Legal. Carter was thinking about it, but only with a very limited cap, like there is for everyone. A few thousand. Not unlimited with bribes beginning in the 6 figures up to millions when mega corporations combine into PAC's
His name is spelled JON.
@@engfigint provel is gross
Why do veterans feel the need to preface half the things they ever say with, 'as a veteran'? Not a rhetorical question, i genuinely want to know.
@@modernfiddler5475 Because here it's relevant: Jon Stewart has battled against politicians in order to help veterans.
"Apparantly, Chicago has television." I had no idea.
Apparently*
A Parent Leaves*
they also have a powerful robot police force since the eighties, watch the documentary "code of silence' with chuck norris
They have TV, but it's full of bullet holes.
Jon legit sounded like Silvio from The Sopranos 🤣🤣🤣
You think Jon Stewart's a little... weird about pizza?
He crossed the GW bridge into New Jersey for a second 😅
Is it that or does Silvio sound like Jon?
a Brit once described chicago deep dish with "that's not a pizza, that's an evil quiche" when he saw it
I mean...
He wasn't exactly wrong.
What looks better, fat, crusty, full, flavored deep dish or flat, stale, limp NY pizza. Get real.
I'd say it's more of a "Less evil quiche" (they are both gross though)
"an evil quiche" has me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@JohnBarron-n Well, if you like quiche, that's fine.
When I make quiche, it does not have catsup on top. The best Pizza has a tortilla as a base.
;-)
The subtlety of the pizza slice sizes at the very end was brilliant.
What is the implication there i dont fully get it
@@RiboFlavin64 they are pretending to create peace between Palestine and Israel, where Israel gets a full slice of pizza but Palestine only gets a sliver.
The slices represent the amount of land Israel has gotten vs what Palestine has gotten.
It's an older clip, but obviously it's been an issue since forever and happens to be extremely relevant now.
That was where I lost it.
@@RiboFlavin64 the situation in palestine/israel
@@JesusSandovalSerrano ohhhhh i am very dumb
Hey I have a big favor: Upload Jon’s final episode. Whether it’s in clips or the full episode, just do it. Also, same for Colbert Report. Plzzzzzzz
“A little bit of jungle fever” IS ABSOLUTELY WILD 😅😅😅
I love the bit at the end where the two men of different faiths are arguing and one got a large slice while the other got a sliver 😂
That was Israel and Palestine 😅
came to the comment section just to see if someone got the reference :)
@@AConquerorsVendetta Yeah with Israel getting the bigger piece, very subtle hint there 😅
Pretty clever, but most will not get the joke.
Subtle political commentary in an unrelated piece.
😆 The main reason why Jon is so respected is that he's completely fearless and always has his finger on the people's pulse.
As long as it's consensual finger pulsing.
And tells it like it is while being funny
Can confirm, Jon has fingered me
He’s the best pulse fingerer
New York pizza is trash though, not enough sauce or cheese
Yes! The GOAT is back. I watched Jon every night on The Daily Show through college and my twenties, and sincerely missed him when he went away. Welcome back!
Dude I was thinking “Deep dish pizza is just a pizza casserole” before he even said it😂
I don't understand that joke, is that how they make casserole in New York or something? Is it a North East thing?
@@khabbad The "joke" is that deep-dish pizza isn't real pizza. Next they will get angry that "hot dogs" aren't made of real dog meat.
I like NY pizza, but I appreciate the fact that a slice of Chicago pizza is a whole meal.
@@brianc5617OMIGOD! I just looked it up, and you're right! Hot dogs contain zero-percent dog meat. I am pretty devastated. 😔
It's delicious whatever it is... I always thought of it as a dough lasagna. Don't care. It's great
that last bit, with the size of the pizza slices... savage AF.
I actually don't get the joke.. what did I miss?
Assuming it's an Israel/Palestine reference, but could be wrong.
@@DKong1026 Bruh 😂
I almost missed it. Touché indeed. The master has finally come home.
@@DKong1026 look at the sizes
I don’t care if this is old, it’s still funny.
I agree. Fun fact- Jon Stewart wouldn't touch traditional New York pizza these days.
He is not only vegan, he owns a farm animal sanctuary!
Still a classic
It’s old?
Why would how old it is affect how funny it is?
@@jubileepup68772013 ish
I was so thrilled to hear Jon Stewart will be coming back. Thanks for posting this classic pizza rant and ensuing triggering
Comedy Gold 🎉
Only one day a week and till the election. Though, given the coming shitstorm, Jon may want to stay on longer.
finally!!! a full video of this segment!!
One of the most iconic rants in television history. Can’t wait to see Jon back!
I had never seen this before. Thank you for posting this. Words cannot describe how happy I am that Jon Stewart will be back on the Daily Show. We need him now more than ever.
Welcome back Jon! Happy to hear your coming back! We have been keeping the seat warm for your return!
"Stagnant cart water" is my favorite line
Still one of the best daily show clips to ever exist. The fork and knife bit had me rolling.
So glad Jon is back and willing to talk about these tough subjects challenging Americans today.
so Chicago vs NY pizza is a tough subject. GOODNESS 🙄🙄
HA! This is like 10 years old, but it's nice he'll be back in 2 weeks!
Still, it’s so hard hitting in times of mass genocide!
Finally, we don't have to watch the 90's VCR version of this clip.
Glad I’m not the only one that knows this. That channel is the GOAT for having it, but it makes my heart happy for sure haha
As a Chicago native and life-long lover of deep dish, I thought this was brilliant and hilarious!
Stuffed though, right?
This is the best possible way to welcome Jon back to the show, and it's not even close. Welcome back, Jon.
I'm a Chicagoan and I'm not offended at all! That was hilarious! In fact, I'm now craving Lou Malnati's and Giordano's.
Quite sure that he will never deter a single person from eating and enjoying deep dish pizza!
This in my opinion is the greatest moment I’ve witness unfold on live TV. It’s the first clip I show people to introduce them to Jon 😂
The crossfire one is even better 😂
@@ladyeowyn42 It got Tucker Carlson fired.
@@chemicals8582as it should be.
Any more of dis and I might start tawkin in dat accent.
@joli7948 I did back in 2013. And it’s 1000x better than Chicago deep dish “pizza” 😂
The Return of the King! He took the fight to Chicago tonight!
Washington, DC used to have a museum called "Newseum", where Jon Stewart's old The Daily Show desk was on display. I wonder if they'll bring it back.
The News-eum was so cool. Too bad it's gone.
I miss it too. One of the coolest museums we ever had
Heh, I worked there briefly. I had to print out newspaper headlines from all over the world and put them on display every morning.
@@gelsol Thank you for your service.
My favorite museum in DC. Glad I got to see it once before it closed.
I missed this man so much! I really hope he is as happy to be back as we are! Much love ❤
I have watched this rant an ABSURD amount of times. And it's never not still funny. It's as truthful as it is hilarious. Thanks Daily show channel for re-uploading.
Hilarious but 100000000000000% wrong.
My family ordered a pizza in Chicago (they do this once every week or two) and the pizza place now give us free onion rings for our pizza. They didn't do that before this vid came out! ROFL! I love this guy!
I remember catching this rant live back then. His outraged was profound it turns our usual weary Jon Steward into Tony Soprano's long lost cousin. Best, bit ever
"Gabba Goo!" 😝
5:40 “Now that you mention it, it is somewhat pronounced.” 😆😆😆
When he crushed that glass you could feel the fake rage boiling over inside him as a sign of the rant to come. It’s like you could almost hear him muttering “you son of a b*tch”.
Brilliantly hilarious 😂
2:00 BY FAR the best part of the rant. I watch this part over and over. The Italianisms are so hilarious 😂🇮🇹🇮🇹
00:49
01:14
02:10
So many stills that you can use as a wallpaper.
The rage was real and the hilarity that ensues is absolutely epic!
😂😂
When Jon Stewart gets back can we get a pt 2 deep dish pizza rant?
🥊Bring. It. On!
Chicago has The Best Pizza!
@@AnnieWarbux Oh, did Chicago finally start selling pizza?
Am I the only one who thought Matthew Broderick looked like an SNL take on George Santos??? 😂
"...maybe..."
Yes.
Samesies
I smell a biopic. What if Ferris Bueller, but completely unlikeable?
@@danielnugent6545 and Broderick played all the people in it, because, you know, Santos...
thank you for coming back
Thanks for coming back Jon. You make news entertaining and informative.
It's like a dream that he's coming back, even if only for one day a week. So excited for him to return!!
We have missed you bigly sir!!! Can't wait to see what you have in store for us! Love and respect!
Chicago deep dish is the tourist attraction, the real Chicago pizza is thin crust.
yeeeees
I like both for different reasons. It's fun to see friends from out of town order a whole deep dish for themselves, even when you tell them they can't eat it all.
You gotta be in a tomato-y mood and very hungry mood for deep dish. Like haven’t touched a tomato in weeks and have had 1 meal a day for the past 3 days.
Only then do you appreciate it. And when you have it under those circumstances, sublime.
@Exisist5151 you ought to try a deep dish from the deep dish pizza competition in Vegas. See if one of the shops is local to you. One by me is Rad Pies, they won in 2021 and there no question why they did. As you said, Sublime.
And now Pizza Hut is advertising just that
Ya’ll should upload that absolute roasting parody Jon did of Glenn Beck back in 09 or so. One of his very best moments
Certainly better than nonsense about pizza.
that segment about GB was hilarious and spooky. jon took ya right down the nightly GB rabbit hole into another dimension. i don't know how he kept up with a ten minute crazy rant.
I remember he did the whole opening as Beck.
"Ya'll"
I remember that! Breaking out the chalk board was great. Straight up laugh riot for about 10-15 minutes.
Glenn Beck is a tool, and I'll listen to anyone's opinion besides his and Shapiro's. Rather hear some crazy cat lady's take than either of them.
Comedy Central is the gift that keeps
on giving.😂
Welcome back jon.
These were without a doubt some of the greatest moments in the history of television and the internet.
Come back Jon, you are our only hope.
Help us, Obi Jon Stewarti.
Never knew Jon had an Andrew Dice Clay impression in him, but here we are!
Give the youngins a clip to see how soft America has become
Great to see you back mr Stewart. I can still remember how you got mad about how Trumpy ate his pizza in New York. Priceless !!!
With a FORK!!!!
I don't care about the fraud, that's a reason to take away his New York business licenses right there! What's next, charging $90 for a steak and then only having ketchup?
Detroit is over in the corner like “Our Pizza Is Square” 😅😂
I tried Detroit pizza at a party it was delicious!
As a native NYer.......I am not ashamed to say I prefer Detroit AND Chicago pizza.
I am anonymous right?
@@FlyingImmortal how do you show your face in public. Lol 😆
...Aaaand the people in New Haven CT are relieved that Wooster Street remains mostly a local treasure
@@FlyingImmortalAt what age did you lose your sense of taste? 😊
Real Chicagoan here, and I'll tell you that Chicago Deep Dish pizza is not the daily choice of any Chicago household, but rather a must-have for visitors and tourists. The preferred choice for most Chicagoans is the tavern style thin crust pizza with a robust tomato sauce, and the cheese layered on top of the other toppings; and cut into squares, of course. I'm not throwing shade though, I'm actually a huge fan of Jon Stewart. Welcome back!!
I wholeheartedly agree. I like deep dish but Chicago's thin crust is by far the best and you definitely won't find it anywhere else.
Exactly. We never ordered that mess, only when out of towners insisted on having authentic Chicago pizza and no amount of reasoning would get them to accept a nice flat pizza, delivered in a bag, and cut into easily managed squares. I'll never forget when my nephews ordered deep dish with broccoli in it. What the actual fudge?!
So a pie. What you described is a meat pie not a pizza (Love you Chicago and NYC all we have claim on in California is tacos).
Another real Chicagoan here. You are 100% correct.
Yes that is the REAL Chicago pizza, not the tourist pies
Came to relive this after his brief callback in the DNC video!
I haven't laughed this hard in months. We missed you Jon.
I’m so happy this is getting traction so many years later. I literally still come back to the original every time I was in a bad mood 🤣.
The slice sizes at the end speak volumes, well done.
I actually don't get the joke. What is it?
@@DKong1026 Don't feel bad. I didn't either. But I'm not from NY or Chicago, and if you aren't maybe we can be excused. 😄
@@DKong1026 It's a dig at the Israel/Palestine conflict. The Jewish guy got a big slice, while the Palestinian guy got his "fair share."
@@KhronicD ah makes sense, thank you.
And lol yup I'm not from NY or Chicago.
since one is a jew and one is a Muslim I think it's a reference for Israel who stole Palestinian land and gave the majority native Palestinians a small part of their land to live in, while giving the bigger part for the Israeli settlers @@naynay3710
Near the end when Jason serves the two vastly different sized slices in the restaurant is a fair representation of the Israel-Palestine land feud.
1:35-2:00 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I just lost it!! Welcome back, Jon Stewart, a longtime fan here! The world needs you in these times.
#Shotsfired 😆 The main reason why Jon is so respected is that he's completely fearless and always has his finger on the people's pulse.
He can't feel my pulse bc I've had too many deep dishes
One reason I respect him is because he is not only vegan, he owns a farm animal sanctuary!
@@shandizuribe First time I tried deep dish it gave me heartburn. I'll pass.
We call what Chicago calls a 'pizza' a 'pie' in the UK
It’s called a pizza pie.
I call it a cow patty.
It honestly looks like a wet quiche to me
It honestly looks like a wet quiche to me
Chicagoans call deep dish pizza pie also ..at least the purists do
The king of the daily show is coming back ! can't wait!
That ending elevated this clip to a whole another level!
I'm sooo glad this is reposted! It's iconic 😂
I'll add my own
"Thats not pizza, thats an open face hot pocket!"
anybody notice the pizza portions given to the 2 diners at the end of the clip?!?!?!? subtle commentary on the state...and HISTORY of things....
Old but still timely
I was looking for any comments about this. Amazing
yeah, subtle and clever
This segment reminds me how much I missed Jon. I'm definitely looking forward to him returning to the Daily Show.
Oh my gosh please put more Jon Stewart clips on here these need to be preserved
Jon has alot of guts to make fun of this “pizza” in Chicago
Doesn't matter how many times I listen to this rant, I still laugh. One of his all time greats.
Well Meghan McCain OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T THINK that he's FUNNY at all to begin with either okay @midcatwmn.
I wish they had included the part where the owner of one of Chicago's best pizzerias brought Jon a fresh pizza, and he liked it.
Sauce hoower! 💀
The Henry V music really sells the news segment!
Just caught that too! Haha love that crispin day speech music! My history teacher made us memorize that and watch the film years ago been a fan of it ever since.
9:50 I'm absolutely dying over this bit. Horribly timely. Funny and it hurts.
That tiny sliver of a slice
As a lifelong Midwesterner who happens to live in the Chicago area now, I can laugh at this. For real, though, here's the thing that people need to understand about Chicago-style deep dish: it's a ONCE IN A WHILE pizza, not a regular go-to (and even around here, when people get pizza, it's usually not deep dish). I honestly think that when people reject deep dish, it's almost always because they approach it with the wrong premise.
I tried it for the first time this last September, and I totally agree with this assessment.
Pizza has cheese on top and cold marinara sauce is just offensive in every way....I actually like white sauce a lot but that or pizza sauce.... marinara and ranch are for cheese sticks not fookin pizza😅
@@kilmcm45 The marinara sauce isn't cold, though. Au contraire, deep dish is served piping hot.
@@kilmcm45 Yeah, I'm going with MrGksarathy on this one: not sure what the "cold" marinara sauce is all about but it's news to me.
@@bz3105 I have seen it served this way...they sprinkle Basil and parmesan across the top. I've seen em all across the country and usually in transit stop locations. Georgia and VA had em. There's huge transit hub if you take a bus west from western NY...I think it's near Wisconsin, just before the route dives south and this cold sauce Chicago pizza was all they had in terms of pizza....I shook my head and got chicken n waffles.
That is the Daily Show I miss. Glad he's ccoming back
I forgot how much I missed him. I'm so glad he's coming back!
Now this is the daily show I remember and love. Awesome. Just a totally different vibe when Stewart is at the helm.
0:43 - You can't tell me that the bit in the first season of "The Ghost and Molly Mcgee" where a guy gets hit in the face with a "pizza" and yells "AAAAAHHHH! CHICAGO-STYLE!!! IT'S NOT EVEN *PIZZA!"* wasn't a reference to this, especially considering Jordan Klepper voices the dad in that series.
This pizza bit is seriously channelling...Lewis Black meets Tony Soprano! Lol
Timeless!!! A true classic!!!! If it’s possible please post the other classic pizza rant from 2011 about T****’s pizza choice and the way he ate it. Welcome back Jon!!!! ✌️
Finally! I hope they upload the Arby's burns as well.
"Arby's... we have the trots!"
I been needing this since 2016.
That last cut scene with a palestine pizza tho 🤣🤣
Was wondering if anybody else noticed XD
That part had me rolling on the floor, I was like: Not that little piece for palestine 🤣🤣🤣
I thought it was thin to avoid the pork salami but then I realized a jewish guy wouldn't eat it either lol
To be honest that joke is quite old. I can not even remember all the shows that made a joke about something being that awesome that it brings peach to Isreal and Palestine.
Also like the twist when a world government enforces the peach (like with Superman being evil).
@@Turnil321 Its the moment we are in as well and Jon is born jewish so this gesture has weight.
One of my all-time favourites! 👏😂
Also, with all due respect, most Italians would not approve of Chicago or New York pizza 😂😂😂
Who cares?
Agree. But at least we can refer to NY pizza as pizza.
Italian pizza has a lot less cheese. Even less cheese would be better yet.
A vegan pizza is better for your health, the environment, and for our fellow Earthlings!
It's like Panda Express in China.
@peterg5383You seem fun.
Jon is the chosen one. I need more Jon in my life
The most popular pizza in chicago for the locals is thin crust pizza. The deep dish is a tourist thing for the most part.
HOW is this not common knowledge by now?
Still one of his best rants to this day.