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  • New York pizza vs. Chicago deep dish "pizza"? No contest. Jon Stewart goes off on an impassioned pizza rant, then gets some help from fellow New York pizza lovers to settle the debate once and for all. #TDSThrowback #DailyShow #JonStewart
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  • @goku5587
    @goku5587 3 місяці тому +8060

    Who else is ready for Jon to be back?

    • @TransKidsMafia
      @TransKidsMafia 3 місяці тому

      ATTENTION ALL TRANS KIDS TURNING 18 BY NOVEMBER: WE MUST UNITE AND VOTE BIDEN!!
      #TRANSKIDSUNITED

    • @Janiix89
      @Janiix89 3 місяці тому +9

      @@TransKidsMafiatell Biden to support bitcoin please

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 3 місяці тому +42

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    • @ginger22ly
      @ginger22ly 3 місяці тому +31

      Can’t wait

    • @DarkTempler1
      @DarkTempler1 3 місяці тому +45

      not me. It shows how lacking now it is of talent. I'm not saying they didnt have any Im just saying the ones that were found better jobs and if you have to ask then you were never a true fan. Jon returning means something is wrong. Either he has a lot to say or "The Daily Show" can't find people to do this because when Trevor quit they spefically said next year they will have a permanent replacement. I have yet to see this.

  • @jamesheuer5139
    @jamesheuer5139 3 місяці тому +465

    “Apparently, Chicago, ahhh, has television!! 😂😂😂

    • @Z1nny
      @Z1nny 3 місяці тому +21

      Who knew? 😂 📺

    • @threadbarerag336
      @threadbarerag336 3 місяці тому +8

      Ever heard of Bozo?

    • @mysteryshrimp
      @mysteryshrimp 3 місяці тому +5

      Oprah kept giving it to them.

  • @egdapo
    @egdapo 3 місяці тому +515

    "an above-ground MARINARA swimming pool for rats"... is WILD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tmrevenge
      @tmrevenge 2 місяці тому +5

      Best line ever

    • @yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242
      @yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242 2 місяці тому +2

      But completely factual, right?! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ForrestFox626
      @ForrestFox626 2 місяці тому +3

      Wish we got a visual with that

    • @donmiller2908
      @donmiller2908 2 місяці тому +1

      @@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242 It could be argued that Chicago style isn't really pizza, that's for the etymologists and food snobs to argue over, I don't care.
      Call it whatever you want, just make sure I get a slice. It's freegin delicious

    • @BarFlyChef
      @BarFlyChef 2 місяці тому +1

      1:50-2:00 💯🍻

  • @BaePlatinum
    @BaePlatinum 3 місяці тому +1352

    "Deep dish 'pizza' is just pizza-flavored quiche." -My father, a native of Brooklyn.

    • @vampjoseph
      @vampjoseph 3 місяці тому +19

      well said, dad!

    • @Tenebris_PR
      @Tenebris_PR 3 місяці тому +17

      Accurate AF

    • @travisnell6849
      @travisnell6849 3 місяці тому +30

      It's still delicious. I prefer the take that it's as much a pizza as we are chimpanzees. We're in the same family, but definitely not the same species.

    • @Fulgrim88
      @Fulgrim88 3 місяці тому +5

      Nailed it

    • @keerthankrishnan
      @keerthankrishnan 3 місяці тому +15

      We only give that stuff to tourists. Most of us eat thin crispy pizza, cut into squares. The real chicago style.

  • @shangerdanger
    @shangerdanger 3 місяці тому +3971

    never expected this comeback. can't believe i've been watching him since i was 11.

    • @dvezha
      @dvezha 3 місяці тому +41

      Same. And I’m 42. 😮 discovered him on that terrible MTV show. 😂

    • @crypto_que
      @crypto_que 3 місяці тому +9

      Me either it’s time we all move on.

    • @tonisodano5472
      @tonisodano5472 3 місяці тому +8

      PLEASE JON GO HOME
      YOU WERE GREAT
      BUT ITS FING
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    • @notme2day
      @notme2day 3 місяці тому +46

      Watching adult people lose it over Jon coming back is Funny AF!!!

    • @nochancewithoutpasta7637
      @nochancewithoutpasta7637 3 місяці тому +52

      @@tonisodano5472 He's coming back, toni, and he's w-w-WOKE AF! oogabooga! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pal5683
    @pal5683 3 місяці тому +291

    "Apparantly, Chicago has television." I had no idea.

    • @rillest75
      @rillest75 3 місяці тому +6

      Apparently*

    • @unit0155
      @unit0155 3 місяці тому +3

      A Parent Leaves*

    • @georgesabitbol9437
      @georgesabitbol9437 3 місяці тому +1

      they also have a powerful robot police force since the eighties, watch the documentary "code of silence' with chuck norris

    • @howdj
      @howdj 2 місяці тому

      They have TV, but it's full of bullet holes.

  • @whatsupranchdubois
    @whatsupranchdubois 3 місяці тому +205

    I watched a ton of Jon Stewart in my formative years. now as an adult, when I'm nervous in a social situation, I often go into a harsh new york italian man accent. I've finally made the connection

  • @Critical1ce
    @Critical1ce 3 місяці тому +257

    Ya’ll should upload that absolute roasting parody Jon did of Glenn Beck back in 09 or so. One of his very best moments

    • @ObakuZenCenter
      @ObakuZenCenter 3 місяці тому +3

      Certainly better than nonsense about pizza.

    • @Mike___Honcho
      @Mike___Honcho 2 місяці тому +4

      that segment about GB was hilarious and spooky. jon took ya right down the nightly GB rabbit hole into another dimension. i don't know how he kept up with a ten minute crazy rant.

    • @dinonuhija
      @dinonuhija 2 місяці тому +2

      I remember he did the whole opening as Beck.

    • @howdj
      @howdj 2 місяці тому

      "Ya'll"

    • @Liberals_are_a_disease
      @Liberals_are_a_disease Місяць тому +1

      I remember that! Breaking out the chalk board was great. Straight up laugh riot for about 10-15 minutes.
      Glenn Beck is a tool, and I'll listen to anyone's opinion besides his and Shapiro's. Rather hear some crazy cat lady's take than either of them.

  • @MonkiiGirl
    @MonkiiGirl 3 місяці тому +1271

    a Brit once described chicago deep dish with "that's not a pizza, that's an evil quiche" when he saw it

    • @cruelandunusualfish
      @cruelandunusualfish 3 місяці тому +38

      I mean...
      He wasn't exactly wrong.

    • @troll-fx2zc
      @troll-fx2zc 3 місяці тому +47

      What looks better, fat, crusty, full, flavored deep dish or flat, stale, limp NY pizza. Get real.

    • @darkalchey
      @darkalchey 3 місяці тому +5

      I'd say it's more of a "Less evil quiche" (they are both gross though)

    • @IAmJustR
      @IAmJustR 3 місяці тому +12

      "an evil quiche" has me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left
      @BoB-Dobbs_leaning-left 3 місяці тому +8

      @@troll-fx2zc Well, if you like quiche, that's fine.
      When I make quiche, it does not have catsup on top. The best Pizza has a tortilla as a base.
      ;-)

  • @Bagster321
    @Bagster321 3 місяці тому +355

    This has to be one of the most iconic Jon Stewart's rants ever.

    • @robertkelly6282
      @robertkelly6282 3 місяці тому

      He went after trump and Alaskan nut job about eating pizza w a knife and fork

    • @green_monday
      @green_monday 3 місяці тому

      It's not an anti-bush political rant and pizza is easy. Sadly CC will leave those moment's in the closet. Mainstream are labradors for the state and big pharma now. And Jon will be obedient. Same reason his Apple product failed. Maybe he can bring Condi Rice and Hillary on TDS to talk about "diplomacy" and spreading "democracy".

  • @erica.3852
    @erica.3852 3 місяці тому +224

    Dude I was thinking “Deep dish pizza is just a pizza casserole” before he even said it😂

    • @khabbad
      @khabbad 3 місяці тому +2

      I don't understand that joke, is that how they make casserole in New York or something? Is it a North East thing?

    • @brianc5617
      @brianc5617 2 місяці тому +2

      @@khabbad The "joke" is that deep-dish pizza isn't real pizza. Next they will get angry that "hot dogs" aren't made of real dog meat.

    • @justmeandthethree
      @justmeandthethree 2 місяці тому +3

      I like NY pizza, but I appreciate the fact that a slice of Chicago pizza is a whole meal.

    • @justmeandthethree
      @justmeandthethree 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@brianc5617OMIGOD! I just looked it up, and you're right! Hot dogs contain zero-percent dog meat. I am pretty devastated. 😔

    • @BoondockGore
      @BoondockGore 2 місяці тому +2

      It's delicious whatever it is... I always thought of it as a dough lasagna. Don't care. It's great

  • @reinemarais4392
    @reinemarais4392 3 місяці тому +59

    I'm falling off my chair! Fortunately not into a deep-dish pizza. I'd drown :(. Keep them coming Jon Stewart. You're one of the best. Thank you.

  • @MadDragon75
    @MadDragon75 3 місяці тому +1023

    Watching news anchors lose it over Jon's opinion about deep dish pizza just made my day.

    • @AnthonyJMurph
      @AnthonyJMurph 3 місяці тому +21

      Its a fun argument

    • @MadDragon75
      @MadDragon75 3 місяці тому +3

      @@AnthonyJMurph it is, huh? 😁

    • @MrYago-xd7um
      @MrYago-xd7um 3 місяці тому +4

      Bit of the opposite for me. Reminded me two decades before cringe became a go to word for fake ace anchors they were who they still are today and the necessity Jon still plays.

    • @MishaFoomin
      @MishaFoomin 3 місяці тому +16

      Jon's opinion?? You mean Jon's FACTS about deep dish pizza!

    • @skillethead15
      @skillethead15 Місяць тому

      @@MishaFoomin right, deep dish "pizza" belongs in the trash. Thin crust is a real pizza.

  • @shangerdanger
    @shangerdanger 3 місяці тому +1352

    imagine being in the live audience when he delivered this sermon.

    • @alphainu
      @alphainu 3 місяці тому +42

      And imagine it been the only one from Chicago in the room…

    • @rev_dude
      @rev_dude 3 місяці тому +13

      @@alphainu I would have stood up for our pizza o7
      Call it a casserole or a pie or whatever you want, that doesnt change that it is infinitely better than soggy bread

    • @oracleofdelphi4533
      @oracleofdelphi4533 3 місяці тому +10

      I want to hear John Oliver's take on this argument. This sounds like something that LWT would partner with Russell Crowe again and settle this once and for all.

    • @carabiner7999
      @carabiner7999 3 місяці тому +9

      @@oracleofdelphi4533 As a Brit who moved to the States decades ago, I approve this message.

    • @Stand_By_For_Mind_Control
      @Stand_By_For_Mind_Control 3 місяці тому +8

      I remember watching this one when it aired and admiring it as an absolutely legendary moment in TV. Him and Colbert both have a lot of really unforgettable moments during their reign on CC.

  • @EVGodzilla
    @EVGodzilla 2 місяці тому +19

    Jon legit sounded like Silvio from The Sopranos 🤣🤣🤣

    • @imdankarlin
      @imdankarlin 26 днів тому

      You think Jon Stewart's a little... weird about pizza?

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 22 дні тому

      He crossed the GW bridge into New Jersey for a second 😅

    • @Sera_AI
      @Sera_AI 19 днів тому

      Is it that or does Silvio sound like Jon?

  • @sabreen45
    @sabreen45 3 місяці тому +40

    I’m so happy this is getting traction so many years later. I literally still come back to the original every time I was in a bad mood 🤣.

  • @Noelia-Nedds-You
    @Noelia-Nedds-You 3 місяці тому +563

    😆 The main reason why Jon is so respected is that he's completely fearless and always has his finger on the people's pulse.

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 3 місяці тому

      As long as it's consensual finger pulsing.

    • @buddyflood6761
      @buddyflood6761 3 місяці тому +8

      And tells it like it is while being funny

    • @tonyb3123
      @tonyb3123 3 місяці тому

      Can confirm, Jon has fingered me

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 3 місяці тому +7

      He’s the best pulse fingerer

    • @johnkrull7323
      @johnkrull7323 3 місяці тому +7

      New York pizza is trash though, not enough sauce or cheese

  • @taargustaargus3139
    @taargustaargus3139 3 місяці тому +492

    The subtlety of the pizza slice sizes at the very end was brilliant.

    • @RiboFlavin64
      @RiboFlavin64 3 місяці тому +8

      What is the implication there i dont fully get it

    • @taargustaargus3139
      @taargustaargus3139 3 місяці тому +1

      @@RiboFlavin64 they are pretending to create peace between Palestine and Israel, where Israel gets a full slice of pizza but Palestine only gets a sliver.
      The slices represent the amount of land Israel has gotten vs what Palestine has gotten.
      It's an older clip, but obviously it's been an issue since forever and happens to be extremely relevant now.

    • @CouncilofGeeks
      @CouncilofGeeks 3 місяці тому +3

      That was where I lost it.

    • @JesusSandovalSerrano
      @JesusSandovalSerrano 3 місяці тому +60

      @@RiboFlavin64 the situation in palestine/israel

    • @RiboFlavin64
      @RiboFlavin64 3 місяці тому +5

      @@JesusSandovalSerrano ohhhhh i am very dumb

  • @spdutahraptor777
    @spdutahraptor777 3 місяці тому +13

    finally!!! a full video of this segment!!

  • @ryanheisler7139
    @ryanheisler7139 3 місяці тому +35

    Never knew Jon had an Andrew Dice Clay impression in him, but here we are!

    • @BoomSkwad47
      @BoomSkwad47 2 місяці тому +1

      Give the youngins a clip to see how soft America has become

  • @caseysammich2878
    @caseysammich2878 3 місяці тому +610

    I've missed him! He is a large part of why I became much more informed in my early days of shifting away from the right-leaning household I was raised in. He was brilliant and sweetened the information with humor.

    • @fatfurie
      @fatfurie 3 місяці тому +25

      even then we were more informed watching a comedy show than most new sources lol

    • @garythepartyrocker7613
      @garythepartyrocker7613 3 місяці тому +6

      The fact that made you influenced means you are weak willed and are easily influenced. You can like the comedy but to be influenced by satire is like being influenced by SNL. You aren’t probably that smart

    • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
      @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 3 місяці тому +7

      They keep edging us with these throw backs 😋

    • @janety7264
      @janety7264 3 місяці тому +3

      Well said 🎉

    • @fozzsr
      @fozzsr 3 місяці тому +11

      Though I watch his apple series, I'm still shocked at how much I prefer him in this role. The world has taken a small step in the right direction. I breathe a little easier, thanks Jon. 😅

  • @tomc.7520
    @tomc.7520 3 місяці тому +502

    Speaking as a veteran, I love this guy. Thank you John for all you have done for veterans and first responders over the years. Glad to see you back. Also, he's right about the pizza.

    • @WillieWeed
      @WillieWeed 3 місяці тому

      He's great. I'd love to see Jon as Senator or maybe POTUS. I only trust the few who don't take any corporate PAC money. Ronald Reagan's administration made those corporate bribes of Congress Legal. Carter was thinking about it, but only with a very limited cap, like there is for everyone. A few thousand. Not unlimited with bribes beginning in the 6 figures up to millions when mega corporations combine into PAC's

    • @GOLDENFLYWARRIOR
      @GOLDENFLYWARRIOR 3 місяці тому +3

      His name is spelled JON.

    • @engfigint
      @engfigint 3 місяці тому +2

      And don't get me started on St. Louis pizza. An utter abomination to life itself.

    • @DabsDad
      @DabsDad 3 місяці тому +1

      @@engfigint provel is gross

    • @modernfiddler5475
      @modernfiddler5475 3 місяці тому +2

      Why do veterans feel the need to preface half the things they ever say with, 'as a veteran'? Not a rhetorical question, i genuinely want to know.

  • @dembrowi_n_c.5111
    @dembrowi_n_c.5111 2 місяці тому +4

    Chicago deep dish is the tourist attraction, the real Chicago pizza is thin crust.

  • @beechnut8779
    @beechnut8779 3 місяці тому +7

    As a Chicago native and life-long lover of deep dish, I thought this was brilliant and hilarious!

  • @Turk380
    @Turk380 3 місяці тому +311

    that last bit, with the size of the pizza slices... savage AF.

    • @DKong1026
      @DKong1026 3 місяці тому +3

      I actually don't get the joke.. what did I miss?

    • @BubboPants
      @BubboPants 3 місяці тому +46

      Assuming it's an Israel/Palestine reference, but could be wrong.

    • @Alias1431
      @Alias1431 3 місяці тому +7

      @@DKong1026 Bruh 😂

    • @boussamiabir
      @boussamiabir 3 місяці тому +1

      I almost missed it. Touché indeed. The master has finally come home.

    • @jobbrown7847
      @jobbrown7847 3 місяці тому +2

      @@DKong1026 look at the sizes

  • @texasorange285
    @texasorange285 3 місяці тому +573

    As a “ native” Chicagoan …..Jon is hilarious!!!!!!

    • @cheesycarrotsoup
      @cheesycarrotsoup 3 місяці тому +26

      I will say Chicago has way better sausage topping on pizzas

    • @the_godfather9974
      @the_godfather9974 3 місяці тому +24

      I as a European have no idea if they have better sausage but I can say one thing with clarity whatever they do it’s not pizza

    • @TheDRUM2112
      @TheDRUM2112 3 місяці тому +8

      Spelled Jon!!!!

    • @janedmunds4218
      @janedmunds4218 3 місяці тому +3

      As a Californian I've never heard of this serious controversy! :D

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 3 місяці тому +12

      @@the_godfather9974
      It depends. "Pizza" originated as a flatbread topped with olive oil and herbs - one could say that anything with sauce and cheese is not pizza. The current version originated in the 1800s for some Italian nationalistic celebration where a chef got the idea to add tomato sauce, white cheese and a sprinkling of fresh oregano to make a pizza with the colors of their flag.

  • @KmcG-bk1sr
    @KmcG-bk1sr 3 місяці тому +11

    thank you for coming back

  • @spacecaptain9188
    @spacecaptain9188 2 місяці тому +6

    My family ordered a pizza in Chicago (they do this once every week or two) and the pizza place now give us free onion rings for our pizza. They didn't do that before this vid came out! ROFL! I love this guy!

  • @tolaizard
    @tolaizard 3 місяці тому +282

    I love the bit at the end where the two men of different faiths are arguing and one got a large slice while the other got a sliver 😂

    • @AConquerorsVendetta
      @AConquerorsVendetta 3 місяці тому +95

      That was Israel and Palestine 😅

    • @RahulKumar-by4xp
      @RahulKumar-by4xp 2 місяці тому +23

      came to the comment section just to see if someone got the reference :)

    • @1112viggo
      @1112viggo 2 місяці тому +28

      @@AConquerorsVendetta Yeah with Israel getting the bigger piece, very subtle hint there 😅

    • @justmeandthethree
      @justmeandthethree 2 місяці тому +15

      Pretty clever, but most will not get the joke.

    • @AccidentalNinja
      @AccidentalNinja 2 місяці тому +6

      Subtle political commentary in an unrelated piece.

  • @ImperfectXIII
    @ImperfectXIII 3 місяці тому +369

    CLASSIC BIT! Can't wait for Jon to come back to the show!!!

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion 3 місяці тому +10

      I remember when Jon lost it over tRump taking Sarah Palin to a NYC chain pizzeria when she visited NY---- a rant? It was gorgeous.

    • @MrYago-xd7um
      @MrYago-xd7um 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Maya_Pinion More PBS public service announcement than rant. He saved lives.

  • @marcialromero7851
    @marcialromero7851 Місяць тому +2

    “A little bit of jungle fever” IS ABSOLUTELY WILD 😅😅😅

  • @DigiRangerScott
    @DigiRangerScott 3 місяці тому +170

    Hey I have a big favor: Upload Jon’s final episode. Whether it’s in clips or the full episode, just do it. Also, same for Colbert Report. Plzzzzzzz

  • @sesfilmsllc
    @sesfilmsllc 3 місяці тому +391

    I don’t care if this is old, it’s still funny.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 3 місяці тому +11

      I agree. Fun fact- Jon Stewart wouldn't touch traditional New York pizza these days.
      He is not only vegan, he owns a farm animal sanctuary!

    • @ecurewitz
      @ecurewitz 3 місяці тому +4

      Still a classic

    • @jubileepup6877
      @jubileepup6877 3 місяці тому +3

      It’s old?

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 3 місяці тому +1

      Why would how old it is affect how funny it is?

    • @michaelcarelli1788
      @michaelcarelli1788 3 місяці тому

      ​@@jubileepup68772013 ish

  • @TheMichaelBeck
    @TheMichaelBeck 3 місяці тому +6

    I been needing this since 2016.

  • @GothicDragonX
    @GothicDragonX 3 місяці тому +9

    Love every second of this, welcome back, Jon!

  • @johndavidtice
    @johndavidtice 3 місяці тому +481

    Thank you so much for uploading these two segments together. Nice to have a complete version and in high quality.

  • @theedgeofoblivious
    @theedgeofoblivious 3 місяці тому +218

    Washington, DC used to have a museum called "Newseum", where Jon Stewart's old The Daily Show desk was on display. I wonder if they'll bring it back.

    • @WanderingExistence
      @WanderingExistence 3 місяці тому +16

      The News-eum was so cool. Too bad it's gone.

    • @jbr033
      @jbr033 3 місяці тому +8

      I miss it too. One of the coolest museums we ever had

    • @gelsol
      @gelsol 3 місяці тому +12

      Heh, I worked there briefly. I had to print out newspaper headlines from all over the world and put them on display every morning.

    • @WanderingExistence
      @WanderingExistence 3 місяці тому +8

      @@gelsol Thank you for your service.

    • @charlesgrove9894
      @charlesgrove9894 3 місяці тому +3

      My favorite museum in DC. Glad I got to see it once before it closed.

  • @vandanade84
    @vandanade84 3 місяці тому +7

    Welcome back John "the GOAT Stuart!!! ❤❤❤ I love all the hosts, but I really missed you a lot ❤❤❤

  • @tombstone4986
    @tombstone4986 3 місяці тому +3

    The doggy said it all!!❤😂🎉 🍕 casserole, 🤣

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl 3 місяці тому +143

    I was so thrilled to hear Jon Stewart will be coming back. Thanks for posting this classic pizza rant and ensuing triggering
    Comedy Gold 🎉

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 3 місяці тому +2

      Only one day a week and till the election. Though, given the coming shitstorm, Jon may want to stay on longer.

  • @LessGo7921
    @LessGo7921 3 місяці тому +238

    This in my opinion is the greatest moment I’ve witness unfold on live TV. It’s the first clip I show people to introduce them to Jon 😂

    • @ladyeowyn42
      @ladyeowyn42 3 місяці тому +4

      The crossfire one is even better 😂

    • @chemicals8582
      @chemicals8582 3 місяці тому +2

      @@ladyeowyn42 It got Tucker Carlson fired.

    • @ronswansonsdog2833
      @ronswansonsdog2833 3 місяці тому +3

      @@chemicals8582as it should be.

    • @PaulDormody
      @PaulDormody 3 місяці тому +4

      Any more of dis and I might start tawkin in dat accent.

    • @joli7948
      @joli7948 3 місяці тому +2

      please travel to Italy and eat some real actual pizza, please

  • @tommyhallum2054
    @tommyhallum2054 3 місяці тому +4

    The most popular pizza in chicago for the locals is thin crust pizza. The deep dish is a tourist thing for the most part.

    • @doctorshutup9817
      @doctorshutup9817 3 місяці тому +1

      HOW is this not common knowledge by now?

  • @robo6863
    @robo6863 3 місяці тому +3

    That was a great Andrew Dice Clay impersonation

  • @hollyyork1164
    @hollyyork1164 3 місяці тому +129

    Am I the only one who thought Matthew Broderick looked like an SNL take on George Santos??? 😂

    • @vannshuttleworth4738
      @vannshuttleworth4738 3 місяці тому

      "...maybe..."

    • @kcbh24
      @kcbh24 3 місяці тому

      Yes.

    • @ProfessorMarvel
      @ProfessorMarvel 3 місяці тому +1

      Samesies

    • @danielnugent6545
      @danielnugent6545 3 місяці тому +3

      I smell a biopic. What if Ferris Bueller, but completely unlikeable?

    • @acubley
      @acubley 3 місяці тому +3

      @@danielnugent6545 and Broderick played all the people in it, because, you know, Santos...

  • @skyyra3456
    @skyyra3456 3 місяці тому +65

    Finally, we don't have to watch the 90's VCR version of this clip.

    • @justAman548
      @justAman548 3 місяці тому +1

      Glad I’m not the only one that knows this. That channel is the GOAT for having it, but it makes my heart happy for sure haha

  • @TheRealVodun13
    @TheRealVodun13 2 місяці тому +2

    "Stagnant cart water" is my favorite line

  • @trusoule365
    @trusoule365 3 місяці тому +5

    Dah Goat … we needed you back in 2017. Glad to have you in 2024.

  • @joshthompiano
    @joshthompiano 3 місяці тому +112

    So glad Jon is back and willing to talk about these tough subjects challenging Americans today.

    • @mteokay1246
      @mteokay1246 3 місяці тому +1

      so Chicago vs NY pizza is a tough subject. GOODNESS 🙄🙄

    • @JusticeForTheDead
      @JusticeForTheDead 3 місяці тому +2

      HA! This is like 10 years old, but it's nice he'll be back in 2 weeks!

    • @joefilter2923
      @joefilter2923 3 місяці тому +1

      Still, it’s so hard hitting in times of mass genocide!

  • @EvanBlack11
    @EvanBlack11 3 місяці тому +114

    Detroit is over in the corner like “Our Pizza Is Square” 😅😂

    • @crystall.411
      @crystall.411 3 місяці тому +18

      I tried Detroit pizza at a party it was delicious!

    • @FlyingImmortal
      @FlyingImmortal 3 місяці тому +13

      As a native NYer.......I am not ashamed to say I prefer Detroit AND Chicago pizza.
      I am anonymous right?

    • @EvanBlack11
      @EvanBlack11 3 місяці тому +8

      @@FlyingImmortal how do you show your face in public. Lol 😆

    • @dryjazz
      @dryjazz 3 місяці тому +5

      ...Aaaand the people in New Haven CT are relieved that Wooster Street remains mostly a local treasure

    • @cyansays13
      @cyansays13 3 місяці тому +5

      ⁠@@FlyingImmortalAt what age did you lose your sense of taste? 😊

  • @carlthomas5307
    @carlthomas5307 2 місяці тому

    I can watch this rant over and over again. This will never get old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pikhy
    @pikhy 3 місяці тому +4

    Glad you're back!

  • @venkateshpandianAM
    @venkateshpandianAM 3 місяці тому +320

    That last cut scene with a palestine pizza tho 🤣🤣

    • @murphieslaw6932
      @murphieslaw6932 3 місяці тому +25

      Was wondering if anybody else noticed XD

    • @3mPeRaToR
      @3mPeRaToR 3 місяці тому +41

      That part had me rolling on the floor, I was like: Not that little piece for palestine 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tmonie
      @tmonie 3 місяці тому +4

      I thought it was thin to avoid the pork salami but then I realized a jewish guy wouldn't eat it either lol

    • @Turnil321
      @Turnil321 3 місяці тому +1

      To be honest that joke is quite old. I can not even remember all the shows that made a joke about something being that awesome that it brings peach to Isreal and Palestine.
      Also like the twist when a world government enforces the peach (like with Superman being evil).

    • @venkateshpandianAM
      @venkateshpandianAM 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Turnil321 Its the moment we are in as well and Jon is born jewish so this gesture has weight.

  • @parkermudsen1063
    @parkermudsen1063 3 місяці тому +110

    When he crushed that glass you could feel the fake rage boiling over inside him as a sign of the rant to come. It’s like you could almost hear him muttering “you son of a b*tch”.
    Brilliantly hilarious 😂

  • @IstasPumaNevada
    @IstasPumaNevada 2 місяці тому

    Thank you for putting this up again, I couldn't find it recently and was very disappointed.

  • @saamjaza1742
    @saamjaza1742 2 місяці тому

    That slow fury in his eyes as he's crushing his glass on is everything.

  • @Valaran1
    @Valaran1 3 місяці тому +59

    This is the best possible way to welcome Jon back to the show, and it's not even close. Welcome back, Jon.

  • @kellyalves756
    @kellyalves756 3 місяці тому +41

    5:40 “Now that you mention it, it is somewhat pronounced.” 😆😆😆

  • @ew4932
    @ew4932 3 місяці тому +70

    As someone who grew up in Greater Chicagoland, only tourists eat deep dish pizza. The locals eat either bar/tavern style pizza.

    • @moremerry57
      @moremerry57 2 місяці тому +12

      Bullcrap.

    • @DanielRFox
      @DanielRFox 2 місяці тому +8

      It might depend on the generation of the individual. My grandfather was from Chicago, and he made deep dish style pizza for the family every weekend. Sure, we all have high blood pressure and problems with indigestion now, but it was worth it.

    • @ChrisConnolly-Mr.C-Dives-In
      @ChrisConnolly-Mr.C-Dives-In 2 місяці тому +3

      I eat deep dish, life long Chicago, in the actual city, guy.

    • @Test-nr3cd
      @Test-nr3cd 2 місяці тому +1

      🙄

    • @hondahirny
      @hondahirny 2 місяці тому +4

      I was a “tourist” for 12 years I guess 😂
      Used to go for Lou Malnati’s with my other tourist coworkers all the time.

  • @razmo21
    @razmo21 Місяць тому +4

    New York pizza looks like part of the box that a real pizza comes in

  • @benolson7623
    @benolson7623 3 місяці тому +79

    Yes! The GOAT is back. I watched Jon every night on The Daily Show through college and my twenties, and sincerely missed him when he went away. Welcome back!

  • @lillithdv8
    @lillithdv8 3 місяці тому +60

    I remember catching this rant live back then. His outraged was profound it turns our usual weary Jon Steward into Tony Soprano's long lost cousin. Best, bit ever

  • @spicymemes7458
    @spicymemes7458 2 місяці тому +3

    Its funny how Jon ranting about pizza gets more views than the Daily Show's standard uploads

  • @justz3973
    @justz3973 3 місяці тому +6

    I am so happy that Jon Stewart is coming back to the daily show!!
    Even if it's only one day a week!!

  • @thelastdadonearth
    @thelastdadonearth 3 місяці тому +9

    You know it's going to be a banger when Jon brings out the Andrew Dice Clay impersonation.

  • @MrHoly2fight
    @MrHoly2fight 3 місяці тому +64

    When Jon Stewart gets back can we get a pt 2 deep dish pizza rant?

    • @AnnieWarbux
      @AnnieWarbux 3 місяці тому +1

      🥊Bring. It. On!
      Chicago has The Best Pizza!

    • @jonmendelson1104
      @jonmendelson1104 3 місяці тому +4

      @@AnnieWarbux Oh, did Chicago finally start selling pizza?

  • @jewslikefunk
    @jewslikefunk 3 місяці тому +94

    This bit was so legendary when it came out. I am so glad TDS surfaced it back to those who wouldn’t have known.

  • @robertcrocker901
    @robertcrocker901 3 місяці тому +7

    That was absolutely priceless!

  • @bz3105
    @bz3105 2 місяці тому +17

    As a lifelong Midwesterner who happens to live in the Chicago area now, I can laugh at this. For real, though, here's the thing that people need to understand about Chicago-style deep dish: it's a ONCE IN A WHILE pizza, not a regular go-to (and even around here, when people get pizza, it's usually not deep dish). I honestly think that when people reject deep dish, it's almost always because they approach it with the wrong premise.

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 2 місяці тому

      I tried it for the first time this last September, and I totally agree with this assessment.

    • @kilmcm45
      @kilmcm45 Місяць тому

      Pizza has cheese on top and cold marinara sauce is just offensive in every way....I actually like white sauce a lot but that or pizza sauce.... marinara and ranch are for cheese sticks not fookin pizza😅

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy Місяць тому +2

      @@kilmcm45 The marinara sauce isn't cold, though. Au contraire, deep dish is served piping hot.

    • @bz3105
      @bz3105 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@kilmcm45 Yeah, I'm going with MrGksarathy on this one: not sure what the "cold" marinara sauce is all about but it's news to me.

    • @kilmcm45
      @kilmcm45 Місяць тому

      @@bz3105 I have seen it served this way...they sprinkle Basil and parmesan across the top. I've seen em all across the country and usually in transit stop locations. Georgia and VA had em. There's huge transit hub if you take a bus west from western NY...I think it's near Wisconsin, just before the route dives south and this cold sauce Chicago pizza was all they had in terms of pizza....I shook my head and got chicken n waffles.

  • @gringoespana
    @gringoespana 3 місяці тому +39

    Still one of the best daily show clips to ever exist. The fork and knife bit had me rolling.

  • @luckyasmr1374
    @luckyasmr1374 3 місяці тому +40

    One of the most iconic rants in television history. Can’t wait to see Jon back!

  • @fanculo619
    @fanculo619 2 місяці тому

    so happy to have him back. now im back to watching the daily show. least on Mondays.

  • @RLICGNT
    @RLICGNT 21 день тому +1

    Thanks for bringing this back

  • @cimbalok2972
    @cimbalok2972 3 місяці тому +25

    I'm a Chicagoan and I'm not offended at all! That was hilarious! In fact, I'm now craving Lou Malnati's and Giordano's.

    • @jwoolman5
      @jwoolman5 3 місяці тому

      Quite sure that he will never deter a single person from eating and enjoying deep dish pizza!

  • @michaelteret4763
    @michaelteret4763 3 місяці тому +141

    The slice sizes at the end speak volumes, well done.

    • @DKong1026
      @DKong1026 3 місяці тому

      I actually don't get the joke. What is it?

    • @naynay3710
      @naynay3710 3 місяці тому +2

      @@DKong1026 Don't feel bad. I didn't either. But I'm not from NY or Chicago, and if you aren't maybe we can be excused. 😄

    • @KhronicD
      @KhronicD 3 місяці тому +30

      @@DKong1026 It's a dig at the Israel/Palestine conflict. The Jewish guy got a big slice, while the Palestinian guy got his "fair share."

    • @DKong1026
      @DKong1026 3 місяці тому +1

      @@KhronicD ah makes sense, thank you.
      And lol yup I'm not from NY or Chicago.

    • @14aroro
      @14aroro 3 місяці тому

      since one is a jew and one is a Muslim I think it's a reference for Israel who stole Palestinian land and gave the majority native Palestinians a small part of their land to live in, while giving the bigger part for the Israeli settlers @@naynay3710

  • @KrushKingdom
    @KrushKingdom 2 місяці тому +1

    Was I the only one to be surprised by how old those local news clips looked? Before he mentioned Twitter, I thought this was 2005 or something. And then I was like "okay maybe 2008". And then "Vine" was mentioned. I don't remember 2013 (?) looking that old 😂

  • @ellerobinson8803
    @ellerobinson8803 2 місяці тому +2

    9:03 if The Button was a slice of pizza, i would've transitioned long ago

  • @whoppers2
    @whoppers2 3 місяці тому +75

    anybody notice the pizza portions given to the 2 diners at the end of the clip?!?!?!? subtle commentary on the state...and HISTORY of things....

  • @commandercaptain4664
    @commandercaptain4664 3 місяці тому +55

    Sauce hoower! 💀
    The Henry V music really sells the news segment!

    • @FlyingAce1016
      @FlyingAce1016 3 місяці тому +2

      Just caught that too! Haha love that crispin day speech music! My history teacher made us memorize that and watch the film years ago been a fan of it ever since.

  • @ropro9817
    @ropro9817 2 місяці тому

    Gawd, I've missed Jon... So glad he's back, even if for only Monday nights. ❤

  • @Kipkemoi
    @Kipkemoi 2 місяці тому

    The ad before the end of the rant is crazy

  • @LarryCoppotelli
    @LarryCoppotelli 3 місяці тому +53

    Welcome back Jon! Happy to hear your coming back! We have been keeping the seat warm for your return!

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos 3 місяці тому +36

    I had never seen this before. Thank you for posting this. Words cannot describe how happy I am that Jon Stewart will be back on the Daily Show. We need him now more than ever.

  • @morrisparrish76
    @morrisparrish76 Місяць тому +1

    On Jon Stewart returning:…”you never miss the water till the well runs dry”!

  • @filipzaitsov4730
    @filipzaitsov4730 2 місяці тому

    This is the levels of passion we need!

  • @gjaxx
    @gjaxx 3 місяці тому +140

    We call what Chicago calls a 'pizza' a 'pie' in the UK

    • @master_zar
      @master_zar 3 місяці тому +15

      It’s called a pizza pie.

    • @jeepliving1
      @jeepliving1 3 місяці тому +7

      I call it a cow patty.

    • @ReadyMindsetGo
      @ReadyMindsetGo 3 місяці тому +18

      It honestly looks like a wet quiche to me

    • @ReadyMindsetGo
      @ReadyMindsetGo 3 місяці тому +2

      It honestly looks like a wet quiche to me

    • @AlexBrandon.
      @AlexBrandon. 3 місяці тому +7

      Chicagoans call deep dish pizza pie also ..at least the purists do

  • @greenjelly01
    @greenjelly01 3 місяці тому +47

    That ending elevated this clip to a whole another level!

  • @DadsOnBass
    @DadsOnBass 2 місяці тому

    The dog not eating the deep dish pizza was the best clap back.

  • @austingilbert1342
    @austingilbert1342 2 місяці тому +2

    The joke at the end with the slices is crazy

  • @midcatwmn
    @midcatwmn 3 місяці тому +42

    Doesn't matter how many times I listen to this rant, I still laugh. One of his all time greats.

    • @ReginaldTate-le6fe
      @ReginaldTate-le6fe 3 місяці тому

      Well Meghan McCain OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T THINK that he's FUNNY at all to begin with either okay @midcatwmn.

    • @pdoylemi
      @pdoylemi 3 місяці тому +3

      I wish they had included the part where the owner of one of Chicago's best pizzerias brought Jon a fresh pizza, and he liked it.

  • @dmfamzo
    @dmfamzo 3 місяці тому +50

    00:49
    01:14
    02:10
    So many stills that you can use as a wallpaper.
    The rage was real and the hilarity that ensues is absolutely epic!
    😂😂

  • @seantimmons5900
    @seantimmons5900 3 місяці тому +1

    9:52 That slice ratio was perfection.

  • @waverly8181
    @waverly8181 3 місяці тому

    Welcome back, Jon. I love you soooooo much! ❤❤❤

  • @roguecthulhu6002
    @roguecthulhu6002 3 місяці тому +38

    I haven't laughed this hard in months. We missed you Jon.

  • @MMuraseofSandvich
    @MMuraseofSandvich 3 місяці тому +65

    #Shotsfired 😆 The main reason why Jon is so respected is that he's completely fearless and always has his finger on the people's pulse.

    • @shandizuribe
      @shandizuribe 3 місяці тому +4

      He can't feel my pulse bc I've had too many deep dishes

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 3 місяці тому

      One reason I respect him is because he is not only vegan, he owns a farm animal sanctuary!

    • @user-vo2cw5yu9w
      @user-vo2cw5yu9w 3 місяці тому

      @@shandizuribe First time I tried deep dish it gave me heartburn. I'll pass.

  • @picklecrash
    @picklecrash 2 місяці тому

    3:21 he wrong for this Chicago dogs smack 😂

  • @MorroWolf
    @MorroWolf 3 місяці тому

    I've always remembered this bit amd the bud light one from the daily show as some of the best comedy from my youth

  • @freda2758
    @freda2758 3 місяці тому +80

    I missed this man so much! I really hope he is as happy to be back as we are! Much love ❤

  • @loyalistmundicomedentisdux9538
    @loyalistmundicomedentisdux9538 3 місяці тому +20

    These were without a doubt some of the greatest moments in the history of television and the internet.
    Come back Jon, you are our only hope.

    • @ramadjones
      @ramadjones 3 місяці тому +2

      Help us, Obi Jon Stewarti.

  • @mvslice
    @mvslice 2 місяці тому +1

    Deep dish is what you want when you need to survive the winter

  • @AllTradesGeorge
    @AllTradesGeorge 3 місяці тому

    Oh, Jon, we've missed you. Glad you're back, even if it's only a few days a month.