carlos ortiz No, I'm the embarrassment. I'm number one at being embarrassing. Yesterday someone told me-"You know, you are the most embarrassing person I have ever met!", and he gave me a prize, it was a huge beautiful prize, and I took it. I took the prize and it was the biggest prize anyone ever received. I'm the best at receiving prizes, everyone says that I'm the most gracious person they have ever met, I have a lot of friends and they all say that. I'm the best at making friends.
Florence MacKenna I think they should give Trump the Nobel peace prize and put his face on Mt.Rushmore. Maybe color one star orange on the American Flag in tribute to the Great Donald J. Trump.
+Florence MacKenna - yeah, every time he adds another bil to his estate - he just laughs under his breath - "and they said I couldn't win". I think Hillary is the one that hears "not good enough, you can't win", but with her, it's 100% true.
Yup, he lost the election to her by just enough to get to be president anyway thanks to the republican handicap electoral college. A national disgrace. Hillary would have been FAR from a great president but she doesn't scapegoat unpopular minority populations, doesn't want to waste an impossible fortune to build a wall to stop Mexicans from skipping out on their visas once they're legally allowed on the other side, or ban immigration from countries that had nothing to do 9/11 citing 9/11. Only Trump "drains the swamp" by digging it deeper and filling it with more sludge.
I love how people are still saying "Just because I don't like Trump doesn't mean I support Hillary," At this point, that's like saying "Just because I don't like drowning doesn't mean I'll wear a life-jacket."
brainflash1 So what you're saying is it's not possible to dislike all of the choices that are given to you? I dislike trump and Hillary, they both stand for a system that will Benefit the 1% and below.
YeahOKFU2 If you're so small-minded you think Hillary and Trump are interchangeable, you're an idiot. Just because neither are perfect doesn't mean one isn't better than the other.
When things like this happen, whilst challenging it, always remember to look around, and ask: what is this a distraction from? What is being buried? For example, in the wake of this, quietly, lots of government agencies have been told to stop public communication, some social media accounts have been removed entirely for publishing scientific data, and lists of personnel have been requested - Orwellian precursors. Stay vigilant to the sleight of hand.
Agreed. National Park websites have removed their posts concerning global warming while the EPA has been told to keep quiet until further notice. Jokes aside, arguments with trolls aside I believe we are dealing with a dictator who is now attempting to solidify his power. Leaked documents suggest tomorrows executive order will be to ban Muslims and refugees. Today it was Latino's and rounding them up. People who belong to minority groups are fearful but what Trump supporters don't understand is that once he's finished with us he will turn his attention to them. It will become "Who's not fascist enough to be a fascist."
insomniacfolder What Trumps presidency will feel like www.forbes.com/sites/melikkaylan/2017/01/10/what-the-trump-era-will-feel-like-clues-from-populist-regimes-around-the-world/#101427da61aa
+Nisha Kuttan that is a really excellent piece, thank you for sharing it. I might even go so far as to say it should be required reading, to snap us, our representatives and media into action and vigilance - and also, open-mindedness to the genuine grievances Trump voters have - in the hope that we can perhaps, one day, once again become whole. In the meantime, I'll be watching the checklist of this article, with dread...
last time I was this early: Donald Trump was a joke America had a black president Executive branch wasn't actively lying to us Facts were accepted as facts You could still get to subways in new York
I personally feel you on that last one, well less about getting to them, and more about all these damn delays and other shenanigans due to the weather and-... oh yeah, so there is also the whole president thing too
oh trevor, you are a God sent, i am going through one of the toughest times of my life and watching you puts a smile on my face when hardly nothing else can. Thank you, Thank you!
I could care less about sean spicer's feud with dippin' dots and the facts that he chews and swallows 35 pieces of gum every day before noon. what I do care about is him lying to people.
lw980118 Your statement is so far beyond absurd. Hillary & Obama are opinion leaders and can motivate others; Their lies can be deadly. If all Presidents are liars, then why rant? Based on that logic there's no point even in discussion. In my 'opinion' President Trump is doing a much more effective job as president within the first two weeks then King Obama or idiot baby Bush did.
the_dead_poet by reading 1984 and thinking that orwell had some nice ideas. It is quite disheartening that some people just swallow what they say outright. I mean everyone has been influenced by the government and media in some way but never have I seen something as shameless and as blatant as what is happening in America when it comes to the so called "civilized" West. This is something you expect from a 3rd world country dictatorship with no education structure, not a 1st world country.
If there is one possible good that could come from Trump it's that IF we all survive this (that's a pretty big "if" with the Executive Orderer in Chief) one of two things will happen to the GOP. They will either face the times and change with them or they will be destroyed by Donald Trump's presidency.
Christy me I thought this too, but if you look at Fox News pumping out the propaganda these days and view the Facebook comments on their page you see how much Kool-Aid the supports of Trump have ingested. There is no hope for them, there is no rationality or semblance of reality. It's the same thing that happened under Bush when the GOP should have died out following his disaster of a presidency but here we are with them in complete power.
“As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron.” --H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920
Love YOU Trevor! Your doing a bang up job! & the last 2 installments got me laughing out loud literally cackling! KEEP doin you The Day Show! Your writers are making historical laughs & giving needed levity in the presently absurd scenarios.
Mya Wolf I think this narcissist does not care at all about what he says. He thinks of himself as the greatest human being and yet he gets butthurt all the time. srsly I would be ashamed for my country and myseöf to have this guy as president. He just loves power and doesnt care about the people. He will sell his voters so many more lies and they will buy it. Once you have the people disbelief the media, you can tell them anything
I was pulled over for speeding today. The cop said I was doing seventy in the forty-five but I told him it felt more like I was doing thirty-five, speed is a feeling. He pulled out his radar gun and showed me that it read seventy MPH but there are facts and there are alternative facts. Folks, the alternative fact is that I was doing thirty-five. I felt that's what my speedometer said and so it's true. Not everything can be proven with evidence.
I love you guys, but you have to increase the gain from the actual show. I have to raise my volume really high to hear clearly, much higher than every other UA-cam video or music player, and then when the logo and theme hits at the end it's INSANELY LOUD. Please, normalize volumes. Thanks.
A Bcde, look who is talking, the last time I checked India also has one of the highest HIV cases in the world and it is one of the highest populated countries in the world, talk less of dirt....South Africa is one of the most beautiful countries on earth.Its clear you havnt been there so you are forgiven.
You need to understand the difference between the total number and the occurence per person (i.e. as a percentage). The AIDS prevalence rate among adutls in India is 0.26% (as a comparison, it is 0.60% in USA, that is higher than India by more than two times). On the other hand, it is 18.92% in South Africa. LOL, sorry, you and Trevor Noah come from a STD infested country and culture. Also, that non-american fool pretending to be one started this war unnecessarily, I am just finishing it.
are you seriously defending how many people Donald Trump gropes, are you serious. the fact that you're comparing how many people in a fucking country to a man, is just a little worrying; chill out americans
I was among those who figured "how bad could it be for trump to be president". But today I learned that apparently the president has oversight over the EPA and for some reason they're getting gutted. I was shocked. With something so important, I would have thought that the EPA, CDC, FDA, etc are protected by congress, because their function is too important to be mucked with by one person.
He also isn't sending FEMA into the three states that how bad storms, so he's fucking up his first disaster response and its not even hurricane season yet.
Really? Seemed very predictable to me. The one thing that did shock me though was that "build a wall" wasn't just rhetoric. Can't believe so many Hispanics voted for him.
They're gutting the EPA because it's an unsolvable pile of bullshit and bureaucracy that's been in dire need of serious un-fucking for the past three decades. A man in Montana dug a pond according to guidelines set up by conservationists in the area to help promote wildlife. This pond was dug on Private property. The EPA made him fill the pond in because he didn't clear the change with them first. Also almost all government agencies are underneath the Executive branch and thus the Presidents control. They exist to pursue and enforce laws with power delegated to them by the president. For the EPA, CDC, and FDA (Just for starters) to get picked apart and cleaned out, or even totally done away with and replaced, is a move in the right direction.
I personally find it the most offensive that a spokesman of the political right, whhose members generally loves to emphasise how they have THE FACTS AND THE NUMBERS TO PROVE IT now suddenly shy away from clear numbers and start playing the "feels" card in a press conference because it suits them. Like fuckin' hell, mate, stay consistent.
Sean Spicer: I think it's unbelievably frustrating to hear, it's not big enough it's not good enough. Yeah I can believe Trump and Spicer hear women say that allot to them.
TREVOR, NO, I do not subscribe as long as you bully me with this increased volume. I can not watch your shows in my bedroom while my girl sleeps. She wakes up when you terrorize me and her at the end of your show with this uncomfortable increased volume!
6:42-6:49 Unemployment rate is quoted by Trump as 42% but Spicer said "He's not focused on statistics as much as he is focused on whether or not the American people are doing better as a whole"
Why do they address voter fraud, but neglect the ongoing issue of the voter suppression of minorities in the South?
Cause if you win, you don't address the issues that helped you. You must be new to politics, sweetcheeks.
Some thing I suppose, it just bothers me. The complete hypocrisy from the conservative political factions in the country.
ADHDiego Their hypocrisy is just amazing
Cause those voters won't vote for them, duh
It's because they can't see race.
Anyone of other race, they don't them.
Anne Hathaway and I have been married for years. That's my alternative fact. Our wedding was tremendous. Bigly!
Ew.
I mean, I don't want to be rude to your wife, but.... Ew.
REALLY?! Then who do you consider to be HOT right now?!
Please use fact fact, not alternative fact...
Toy Chest Network she is absolutely gorgeous! You sir, have taste. Lol.
Tremendous? More like *yuge.*
Congratulations.
It's embarrassing that people cannot even quote the President because of him being not only wrong but also inappropriate
This show is more embarrassing.
dragon model you're the embarrassment
carlos ortiz No, I'm the embarrassment. I'm number one at being embarrassing. Yesterday someone told me-"You know, you are the most embarrassing person I have ever met!", and he gave me a prize, it was a huge beautiful prize, and I took it. I took the prize and it was the biggest prize anyone ever received. I'm the best at receiving prizes, everyone says that I'm the most gracious person they have ever met, I have a lot of friends and they all say that. I'm the best at making friends.
*+Bear Arms* Is your friend named Joey No Socks, by chance?
and bad at words
Who is gonna pay for the wall ?
Mexico
Mexic
Mex
Me.
woo go team...
fuzzy fuzzy I know this is really old but I feel like now it’s
Mexico
Mexic
Mexi
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Jerani Torres
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Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
To be fair, Sean Spicer does look like a chewed up gum.
nice weak bait bro, be more obvious.
The New Book: "Spicer: White House Bullsh*t Secretary" is now on Amazon.
www.amazon.com//dp/B01NCYRGAF/
It's just like they say - you are what you eat.
The King Oh, god. Who let the 12 year old kid out?
😅😅😅💀
Shouldn't Trump be used to being told that it's not big enough or good enough by now?
*Another Made Up Internet Subculture* hahahah omg
+Another Made Up Internet Subculture That shit had me dead af :'D
Ciara Majesty lmao.
Oooooo shitt
this is hilarious. now excuse me as i weep for americas future
It's always funny until it ends then you come to a realization that it's real, oh god we are so fucked.
AquaticBoardwalkEngineer thats true and also trying to deny climate change
You need some ice cream.
DocteurNS and some Xanax. And KY because we are so f*cked!
Seems that We The People bend over willingly and happily accept whatever King Donald decides to ram up our respective o-rings.
"It's not big enough, it's not good enough, you can't win."
I bet Trump hears that a lot.
XD
Someone needs Stuart Smalley.
Florence MacKenna I think they should give Trump the Nobel peace prize and put his face on Mt.Rushmore. Maybe color one star orange on the American Flag in tribute to the Great Donald J. Trump.
+Florence MacKenna - yeah, every time he adds another bil to his estate - he just laughs under his breath - "and they said I couldn't win".
I think Hillary is the one that hears "not good enough, you can't win", but with her, it's 100% true.
Yup, he lost the election to her by just enough to get to be president anyway thanks to the republican handicap electoral college. A national disgrace. Hillary would have been FAR from a great president but she doesn't scapegoat unpopular minority populations, doesn't want to waste an impossible fortune to build a wall to stop Mexicans from skipping out on their visas once they're legally allowed on the other side, or ban immigration from countries that had nothing to do 9/11 citing 9/11. Only Trump "drains the swamp" by digging it deeper and filling it with more sludge.
I love how people are still saying "Just because I don't like Trump doesn't mean I support Hillary," At this point, that's like saying "Just because I don't like drowning doesn't mean I'll wear a life-jacket."
because they were both bad candidates, but one was worse than the other
brainflash1 I dont like drowning and i don't wear life jackets :D
brainflash1 So what you're saying is it's not possible to dislike all of the choices that are given to you? I dislike trump and Hillary, they both stand for a system that will Benefit the 1% and below.
YeahOKFU2 If you're so small-minded you think Hillary and Trump are interchangeable, you're an idiot. Just because neither are perfect doesn't mean one isn't better than the other.
Kimberly Brouwers No she wasn't. You just choose not to see the good things she has done.
When things like this happen, whilst challenging it, always remember to look around, and ask: what is this a distraction from? What is being buried?
For example, in the wake of this, quietly, lots of government agencies have been told to stop public communication, some social media accounts have been removed entirely for publishing scientific data, and lists of personnel have been requested - Orwellian precursors.
Stay vigilant to the sleight of hand.
Agreed. National Park websites have removed their posts concerning global warming while the EPA has been told to keep quiet until further notice. Jokes aside, arguments with trolls aside I believe we are dealing with a dictator who is now attempting to solidify his power. Leaked documents suggest tomorrows executive order will be to ban Muslims and refugees. Today it was Latino's and rounding them up. People who belong to minority groups are fearful but what Trump supporters don't understand is that once he's finished with us he will turn his attention to them. It will become "Who's not fascist enough to be a fascist."
insomniacfolder
Christy me that is f$!@ing scary - and believable. It reminds me of the SS gaining power in Germany. It is truly scary.
insomniacfolder What Trumps presidency will feel like
www.forbes.com/sites/melikkaylan/2017/01/10/what-the-trump-era-will-feel-like-clues-from-populist-regimes-around-the-world/#101427da61aa
+Nisha Kuttan that is a really excellent piece, thank you for sharing it.
I might even go so far as to say it should be required reading, to snap us, our representatives and media into action and vigilance - and also, open-mindedness to the genuine grievances Trump voters have - in the hope that we can perhaps, one day, once again become whole.
In the meantime, I'll be watching the checklist of this article, with dread...
last time I was this early:
Donald Trump was a joke
America had a black president
Executive branch wasn't actively lying to us
Facts were accepted as facts
You could still get to subways in new York
That first one still has merit
To be fair, the executive branch was always lying to you.
Jade they're not lying they're telling alternate facts.
But now OPENLY ACTIVELY lying to us :D
I personally feel you on that last one, well less about getting to them, and more about all these damn delays and other shenanigans due to the weather and-... oh yeah, so there is also the whole president thing too
oh trevor, you are a God sent, i am going through one of the toughest times of my life and watching you puts a smile on my face when hardly nothing else can. Thank you, Thank you!
I've been wondering why Sean Spicer looks and talks like he's heavily constipated. Go figure.
The New Book: "Spicer: White House Bullsh*t Secretary" is now on Amazon.
www.amazon.com//dp/B01NCYRGAF/
my conclusion from 2016/2017 election, numbers and facts are the Republicans kryptonite 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kanan Al-Ghalib Alternative facts are their source of power.
hmm and all this time i thought paying taxes was their kryptonite 😮
One of my favorite Colbert quotes "Republicans don't like facts because facts have a well known liberal bias"
Whats with the firefighters in Dubai?
Dubai Civil defense unveiled the flying firefighter “Dolphin” two days ago.
Probably something from earlier in the show
A quick Google search seems to say that they use water jetpacks (like the one shown in this video) to fight fires.
Arjun Kumar
Fire fighters in Dubai are using water jet packs to reach heights over water.
They have jetpacks.
42 percent? Lmao that's a lot of homeless people
Devan Weathers I think it was jobless people. But I don't know, maybe Trump's feelings are different now.
I bet they counted babies, children and stay-at-home-parents too.
liiparks No, he means if 42%of eligible workforce is out of work then there are bound to be cities full of roaming hobos.
Another Made Up Internet Subculture
Your fact is another person's alternative fact.
Mary Hunter Provide your rebuttal with sources on which you base your opinion.
Without that you're just farting in the wind.
Trump:Voter fraud!!!
Anyone: we should recount the votes in some areas
Trump: Pointless!! liberals just mad they lost!!!1!1!
I'm embarrassed to be an American.
#NationalEmbarrassmentTrump
That's a nonsequitur. I'd rather the conservatives grow up and admit to their lies
GDI I just expressed the same sentiment on FB!
That ice cream - global warming transition was brilliant.
I could care less about sean spicer's feud with dippin' dots and the facts that he chews and swallows 35 pieces of gum every day before noon. what I do care about is him lying to people.
Exactly!
Jenny Liebowitz The phrase should be written as: 'I couldn't care less.' Saying you 'could' care less implies that you care about it.
but they probably 'could' care less if they put effort into it lmao
+Jenny Liebowitz - But you were OK with Hillary & Obama lies.
lw980118 Your statement is so far beyond absurd. Hillary & Obama are opinion leaders and can motivate others; Their lies can be deadly.
If all Presidents are liars, then why rant? Based on that logic there's no point even in discussion.
In my 'opinion' President Trump is doing a much more effective job as president within the first two weeks then King Obama or idiot baby Bush did.
why has no one ever asked trump and friends "if millions voted illegally for hillary, how many voted illegally for trump?"
Only one
Putin
I almost feel bad for Spicer. It must be really hard to go out there and have to improvise false answers to extremely simple questions.
That My Little Pony reference during The RNC's infamous plagiarism scandal still has me in stitches
I feel bad for him because he has to make his dumb ass of a boss look good in the media and instead of a thank you, he threatens to fire him.
Juan hernandez Is it wrong that I find him kinda cute?
Go ahead, I don't really care.
Juan hernandez This doesn't help...
mobile.twitter.com/seanspicer/status/714602927306854400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Thanks for continuing to enlighten us
Ronnie Chieng is a genius!
His delivery is perfect.
I love you Trevor Noah! Thank you for bringing us the TRUTH with HUMOR! AWESOMENESS!
Wow, such an intellegent and honest news source Commedy Central is!
7:55 "I think that it's unbelievably frustrating when you're continually told it's not big enough"
did I hear that right?
Trevor is destroying these lames every episode. Must admit I was skeptical of anyone replacing Jon, but he's doing a damned good job.
Keep up the epic show Trevor!
Omg I love Trevor Noah!! Hilarious
Love your show ...never miss it in London 😎
I adore Trevor more and more every day
in America, reality now is just a state of mind... "alternative facts"; how do they even come up with this shit.
the_dead_poet by reading 1984 and thinking that orwell had some nice ideas.
It is quite disheartening that some people just swallow what they say outright. I mean everyone has been influenced by the government and media in some way but never have I seen something as shameless and as blatant as what is happening in America when it comes to the so called "civilized" West. This is something you expect from a 3rd world country dictatorship with no education structure, not a 1st world country.
Oh c'mon Trevor, you know numbers are the kryptonite of Trump & his team.
Trevor Noah has really come into his own every episode he's getting better
Is it red hot cinnamon gum? They could rebrand it as the Sphincter Spicer
I just love the humor, in your videos 😂🤣🤣😂😂
If there is one possible good that could come from Trump it's that IF we all survive this (that's a pretty big "if" with the Executive Orderer in Chief) one of two things will happen to the GOP. They will either face the times and change with them or they will be destroyed by Donald Trump's presidency.
Christy me I thought this too, but if you look at Fox News pumping out the propaganda these days and view the Facebook comments on their page you see how much Kool-Aid the supports of Trump have ingested. There is no hope for them, there is no rationality or semblance of reality. It's the same thing that happened under Bush when the GOP should have died out following his disaster of a presidency but here we are with them in complete power.
Classic gum fart bubble bit! Love it!
Is it just me, or is right now the most fun time to be in the media?
LOVE THE SHOW!! TRUE FACTS AS ALWAYS😎
"Now now America. Now is not the time for fear. That comes later."
This literally made me cry from laughing so hard. It's the only coping mechanism I have, apparently.
5:21 why does trump's doctor look like some guy he hired off the street and gave him a lab coat?
That environmental bit was great, Trevor is a genius
“As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron.”
--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920
Well now...
Love YOU Trevor! Your doing a bang up job! & the last 2 installments got me laughing out loud literally cackling! KEEP doin you The Day Show! Your writers are making historical laughs & giving needed levity in the presently absurd scenarios.
That guy is against Dippin dots!? 😡🖕
IMPEACH
Love your show
You are hilarious
Do you think Trump ever feels bad for all the lies he's told?
Mya Wolf I think this narcissist does not care at all about what he says. He thinks of himself as the greatest human being and yet he gets butthurt all the time. srsly I would be ashamed for my country and myseöf to have this guy as president. He just loves power and doesnt care about the people. He will sell his voters so many more lies and they will buy it. Once you have the people disbelief the media, you can tell them anything
Mya Wolf in pretty sure he's affected by narcissistic personality disorder. He's likely not capable of empathy because of that.
I don't think he realizes they're lies; he just doesn't give a fuck what the truth actually is
No.
Mya Wolf
You're kidding right? This is sarcasm, right?
It's been three years since this sketch. Ice cream still exists.
I was pulled over for speeding today. The cop said I was doing seventy in the forty-five but I told him it felt more like I was doing thirty-five, speed is a feeling. He pulled out his radar gun and showed me that it read seventy MPH but there are facts and there are alternative facts. Folks, the alternative fact is that I was doing thirty-five. I felt that's what my speedometer said and so it's true. Not everything can be proven with evidence.
2020 brought me here..bt am loving it😂😂😂
Us non-Americans are enjoying the drama and popcorn. lol
This man jokes never get old
Is that a real statistic, 4.7% unemployment rate? That's extremely low, why is Trump worried about lack of jobs etc
because it's not an alternative fact, its just a fact.
we'll get use to it.. i hope
hahaha thanks for clearing that up now I know Trumps just making his head bigger than it already is...
Looking back at the madness
Trevor is a CUTIE!!!!
I love when Trevor gets the giggles.
I love you guys, but you have to increase the gain from the actual show. I have to raise my volume really high to hear clearly, much higher than every other UA-cam video or music player, and then when the logo and theme hits at the end it's INSANELY LOUD.
Please, normalize volumes. Thanks.
I love how calm he is
You need to fix that jingle at the end on all your videos, it's always too damn loud.
I love Ronnie Chang! So funny.
this is The First Episode of The Season Finale of the United States America, what great show (sarcastic), spoiler alert, it has bad ending.
Trevor Noah's smile saved 10 baby goats from falling off a cliff .
Dude, the instances of your president bragging about groping women is more than the number women actually getting groped in a bus these days
hahahahahahahahaa!!!! let them vent... they knw they fucked up!!!!
Not in india
A Bcde, look who is talking, the last time I checked India also has one of the highest HIV cases in the world and it is one of the highest populated countries in the world, talk less of dirt....South Africa is one of the most beautiful countries on earth.Its clear you havnt been there so you are forgiven.
You need to understand the difference between the total number and the occurence per person (i.e. as a percentage). The AIDS prevalence rate among adutls in India is 0.26% (as a comparison, it is 0.60% in USA, that is higher than India by more than two times). On the other hand, it is 18.92% in South Africa. LOL, sorry, you and Trevor Noah come from a STD infested country and culture. Also, that non-american fool pretending to be one started this war unnecessarily, I am just finishing it.
are you seriously defending how many people Donald Trump gropes, are you serious.
the fact that you're comparing how many people in a fucking country to a man, is just a little worrying; chill out americans
3:23-4:20 "Dippin Dots is NOT the ice cream of the future"
That smell with the air freshener is called... #Shitirus
God Bless America
I was among those who figured "how bad could it be for trump to be president". But today I learned that apparently the president has oversight over the EPA and for some reason they're getting gutted. I was shocked. With something so important, I would have thought that the EPA, CDC, FDA, etc are protected by congress, because their function is too important to be mucked with by one person.
He also isn't sending FEMA into the three states that how bad storms, so he's fucking up his first disaster response and its not even hurricane season yet.
TRUMP RELEASE ALL YOUR TAX RETURNS, NOW!
Really? Seemed very predictable to me. The one thing that did shock me though was that "build a wall" wasn't just rhetoric. Can't believe so many Hispanics voted for him.
They're gutting the EPA because it's an unsolvable pile of bullshit and bureaucracy that's been in dire need of serious un-fucking for the past three decades. A man in Montana dug a pond according to guidelines set up by conservationists in the area to help promote wildlife. This pond was dug on Private property. The EPA made him fill the pond in because he didn't clear the change with them first.
Also almost all government agencies are underneath the Executive branch and thus the Presidents control. They exist to pursue and enforce laws with power delegated to them by the president.
For the EPA, CDC, and FDA (Just for starters) to get picked apart and cleaned out, or even totally done away with and replaced, is a move in the right direction.
Dallows65 I suppose we just have different viewpoints then.
ladies and gentlemen, we now have a nickname for Sean Spicer.
I KEEP EXPECTING SOMEONE TO JUMP OUT FROM BEHIND THE FLAG IN THE BRIEFING ROOM AND SHOUT '' ALL FOOLS DAY'' LMFAO
Is that tim kaine with the jet pack,
It keeps getting better and better
Sean's expression and speech always appears as a man that feels he has sold his soul to the devil.
Side note: Ronnie is a sexy beast ; )
Truthiness
My GPA is 4 on 2.4, hey alternative fact!!!
***** Ohh sorry, you are the slow type or rather feeble minded. It was a joke, but I guess you didn't catch it.
it's only a matter of time that the media will have to watch what they ask in the Whitehouse.
Sean "Sphincter!" How appropriate! Ha Ha!
Trevor predicting unemployment rate.
...Duck! Here comes Donald.
quinton vardan yes, Donald Duck.
Trevor thank you . hilariously funny . we need laughs just to remain sane . keep it up bro
Presidents used to be sooo respected......awwe Good old days
"Free gum is free gum." I love Ronnie Chang
I personally find it the most offensive that a spokesman of the political right, whhose members generally loves to emphasise how they have THE FACTS AND THE NUMBERS TO PROVE IT now suddenly shy away from clear numbers and start playing the "feels" card in a press conference because it suits them.
Like fuckin' hell, mate, stay consistent.
BRING IT
Sean Spicer: I think it's unbelievably frustrating to hear, it's not big enough it's not good enough.
Yeah I can believe Trump and Spicer hear women say that allot to them.
Finally "my mind savior" Trevor Noah is back❣👏❣
TREVOR, NO, I do not subscribe as long as you bully me with this increased volume.
I can not watch your shows in my bedroom while my girl sleeps.
She wakes up when you terrorize me and her at the end of your show with this uncomfortable increased volume!
xD
“Like I firefighter in Dubai “ 😂😂😂😂
This is really insulting to sphincters. Their job is to stop shit from going out, not to spill it all over the place.
Keep it classy, Trevor! :D
Keep triggering the snow flake conservatives Trev!
I'm dying here-laughing my ass off!
5th, ok I'm sorry for saying that
Tobblesmash You should be. For shame.
Im PROUD of u
6:42-6:49 Unemployment rate is quoted by Trump as 42% but Spicer said "He's not focused on statistics as much as he is focused on whether or not the American people are doing better as a whole"
Actual fact about the trump campaign being the same as Indian buses.
That dimple on his right cheek 😍
это да. America is now a comedy show. 😸😸😸😸😸😸😸
Did that press secretary just say the word "continuingly?