These guys come up with these incredibly clever escape plans and execute them perfectly but it seems like the moment their feet touch the ground outside they turn into complete dumbasses.
I think it could be just a time thing. Like think about it, they are in the prison/jail all day every day and they are thinking of a plan, they know all of the routines, all of the blind spots, all of the possible ways over time where they can slip something in or out or find a way for themselves in and out. Because thats all they have in there is time to observe and not much else to do. Where as on the outside theres a fuck ton of variables and things that you cant account for, all it takes is one random officer or one random person to recognize you or snitch on you and bam they can all mobilize on you instantly. Which honestly fucking sucks because they put so much time and good planning into the escapes only to get fucked quicker than dropping the soap. At the same time it is pretty frustrating to see them get caught after such smart escapes...
probably because you only hear about the stories where people actually escape the prison, there’s probably tons where they attempt to escape but make a dumbass decision early so they never actually leave the prison. These are stories of the people that haven’t been dumbasses until they get out
You know, I heard you never mastered the high ground. How does this make you feel Jedi Knight Skywalker? Also I heard, that you never quite mastered the rank of master. Any comment on that?
True story. I was locked in a psych hospital after a suicide attempt. The doors were locked with magnets and all doors including the ones that lead directly outside could be unlocked with the computers at the nurses station. All I did was lean over the desk and use the computer to unlock the door. It swung open immediately and set off some loud alarms. I didn't leave because I wanted to see their reaction and they were supremely pissed off.
The thing you have to realize about security cameras is that they're mostly their to just record stuff, they don't have enough people to check dozens of cameras 24/7. They'll go back and look if they have a reason to, but you can do a lot of stuff and they'll never know if they don't have a reason to check. I get away with stuff all the time at my job.
Security cameras are a joke duhh, but if ultra high definition cameras with storage solutions exist then everyone's fucked. Just pray don't get your face on the camera. Also my friend works at gas station and because of the small space and only three cameras it's quite easy to catch someone, he told me. So it depends the size of the business or place and badshit crazy someone's going to monitor the camera precisely.
Fax. I've been stealing snacks from the vending machine room in my college with a little trick I've been using for like two years now, my friends would warn me about the cameras but they never check em.
The thing you have to realise is that your job and prison arent the same thing. Prisons have security rooms which survail the prison at all times. Stores dont. Stores dont need to overlook anything 24/7. Prisons do.
My neighborhood has cameras everywhere. I sometimes dance and give the finger to them. Nobody has said anything to me yet, which is whatever, I mean the middle finger is usually a "fuck you".
Actually, it's legal in most of the world, and in many states too. Kinda like the whole weed situation, where in some states it is legal, in some states it isn't.
Imagine he made his escape route, made the dummy, and waited till morning. But he just hid under the bed and let the guards scramble to find him somewhere else and escape during the search
Funfact: In Germany that wouldn't be illegal, the prison would be solely responsible for the escape :P He could only be charged with damaging property or having a hacksaw in his cell. And if he was caught again all his chances of getting out of prison earlier (because of good behaviour) would obviously be gone.
This escapee, Quawntay Adams, filed a motion for compassionate release last year and it was actually granted! He served 16 of his 35 years and was released last July. Good to see non-violent drug offenders have their extremely long sentences reduced in America :)
I can vouch. My dad used to work there at the station, and there weren't a whole lot of bright bulbs there. He often came home complaining about how things could have been executed so much better sometimes
The more I watch Charlie, the more I realize he's a huge weeb. I mean at first I thought he just made memes, than I recognized some references here and there, now I'm positive he's 120% weeb. I'm proud of you Charlie.
“A police officer offered to let me go, but I said no. I’ve come so far in my escape, at least let me try.” *Seeing the prisoner attempting escape...it fills you with D E T E R M I N A T I O N*
@trollolol yeah you can also cross the border or something like that get fake papers and some fake glasses and a new hair cut that is completely different from yours like a emo hair or something after 7 years you could even come back to your country
We have been wrong in saying Charlie looks like a homeless Keanu Reeves. You see “Charlie” comes from an alternate universe where Keanu’s acting career flops and he decides to travel to another universe and live his acting career as the mighty fleshlight sword wielding Charlie.
@@elgenerico5453 IDK, if there was a law that said you can't have fun would it be wrong to protest it because "you gotta have laws to follow". It's about the quality of the laws not the quantity. Laws making drugs illegal are shit quality laws made to give excuses for lucrative incarceration, and excessive militarization. They serve no purpose but to hinder freedom.
i love how the ending is just you casually saying "why is the linebacker from the greenbay packers stuck in a japanese prison" and it actually does look like clay mathews lmao
Yoo I used to live in Alton, and my dad used to be an officer at the station there. He actually knew Morelli pretty well, and remembers the night it happened too. Its just so interesting hearing about this kind of thing happening in such a small little town, you wouldn't think anything that goes on there to make it onto a TV show, except for this one burger bar they had there called Fast Eddie's Bon Air Anyways, fun fact: my mom saw the aftermath of the escape. She must have driven by after the chick drove off. She saw the black rope hanging from the vent but didn't wanna call the station about it due to my dad constantly telling her about how annoyed they get at the station when people call about things going on outside the building premises
These gurards are smart compared to ours. In Slovenia two prisoners escaped by trowing a mattres over the barbed wire on the outside wall, and climbing over it. No fancy planning or escape strategies. Just a mattres.
Imagine planning an escape for months and some snitch doesn’t let you leave
Nothing but disappointment
why did he tell her where he was going? he should have just lied to her
He already displayed his poor judgement by getting imprisoned.
I HAVE
A PLAN
@@Lucidopherus PLANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WE MUST PLAN THE PLAN IT WILL BE THE PLANS TO BEAT ALL OTHER PLANS PLAN PLAN PLANS
The day has come when rap battles is crucial in escaping a maximum security prison
It's been that way since time immemorial
Now we know the reason for why ERB was created
Your pfp made me want to scratch my throat with a 12. Gauge
BEEP BOP BAP. BEEP BOP BAP. *ascends through the prison ceiling*
These guys come up with these incredibly clever escape plans and execute them perfectly but it seems like the moment their feet touch the ground outside they turn into complete dumbasses.
I don’t know why they don’t just fucking GO. Like why do they always hole up somewhere and let themselves get tracked?
I think it could be just a time thing.
Like think about it, they are in the prison/jail all day every day and they are thinking of a plan, they know all of the routines, all of the blind spots, all of the possible ways over time where they can slip something in or out or find a way for themselves in and out.
Because thats all they have in there is time to observe and not much else to do.
Where as on the outside theres a fuck ton of variables and things that you cant account for, all it takes is one random officer or one random person to recognize you or snitch on you and bam they can all mobilize on you instantly. Which honestly fucking sucks because they put so much time and good planning into the escapes only to get fucked quicker than dropping the soap.
At the same time it is pretty frustrating to see them get caught after such smart escapes...
"You've escaped! Where will you go now?"
"I don't know. I never thought I'd get this far."
@@FlamingAtheist ye, it sucks that a massive drug lord didn't get freedom as is fair per jail break code of conduct.
probably because you only hear about the stories where people actually escape the prison, there’s probably tons where they attempt to escape but make a dumbass decision early so they never actually leave the prison. These are stories of the people that haven’t been dumbasses until they get out
The "Incredible Japanese Prison Break" is haunting me in my recommendations
Good video watch it
Watch it they will disappear
Bruh that video slaps, give it a watch
Dude it is some primo content, did you watch it?
It was in mine to
Charlie could never escape prison with those little legs of his.
He could use his legs to grab something through the bars.
Leglet
I highly doubt it
@Juan Cortez Muro its not even funny tho.......
I mean he could use them to lockpick
They lied. He escaped successfully but came back to make a deal with the police to make a video of his escape and he would get freed of all charges.
Imagine it was a lie and they just didn’t let him out of the cell
Yes he just wanted to sound cool but was too scared
At this point I’m just using the length of Charlie’s hair to figure out when the video was made
same
hoping he doesn't get a haircut
You know, I heard you never mastered the high ground. How does this make you feel Jedi Knight Skywalker? Also I heard, that you never quite mastered the rank of master. Any comment on that?
Same 🤣
Bruh why are u everywhere
1:36
Whoa, Charlie was in there too
😭
It’s true! We must be told why he went to high security prisons
@@boyinblue. to get the true video footage, but the real guy didn't act good so he stuck with this
True story. I was locked in a psych hospital after a suicide attempt. The doors were locked with magnets and all doors including the ones that lead directly outside could be unlocked with the computers at the nurses station.
All I did was lean over the desk and use the computer to unlock the door. It swung open immediately and set off some loud alarms. I didn't leave because I wanted to see their reaction and they were supremely pissed off.
Owen Marble owen owen owen
"Oh shit, a suicidal person is escaping! Quick, hunt him down! YOU ARE BEING RESCUED STOP RESISTING!"
I hope your well now
ugh my cousin was in a psych hospital and he fucking hated it, when he was released he didn't even show any signs of improvement.
Trying shit like this just to see the reactions sounds like the kind of shit i would do
The thing you have to realize about security cameras is that they're mostly their to just record stuff, they don't have enough people to check dozens of cameras 24/7. They'll go back and look if they have a reason to, but you can do a lot of stuff and they'll never know if they don't have a reason to check. I get away with stuff all the time at my job.
Security cameras are a joke duhh, but if ultra high definition cameras with storage solutions exist then everyone's fucked. Just pray don't get your face on the camera.
Also my friend works at gas station and because of the small space and only three cameras it's quite easy to catch someone, he told me. So it depends the size of the business or place and badshit crazy someone's going to monitor the camera precisely.
Fax. I've been stealing snacks from the vending machine room in my college with a little trick I've been using for like two years now, my friends would warn me about the cameras but they never check em.
The thing you have to realise is that your job and prison arent the same thing. Prisons have security rooms which survail the prison at all times. Stores dont. Stores dont need to overlook anything 24/7. Prisons do.
@@manlamp7531
I don't work at a store, I'm in security. At a place with 24/7 overwatch, and that actually makes it way easier to miss something.
My neighborhood has cameras everywhere. I sometimes dance and give the finger to them. Nobody has said anything to me yet, which is whatever, I mean the middle finger is usually a "fuck you".
"There's a phone in their cell?"
yeah, it's called a cellphone
hahaha
kill me
Take my like and leave
he left a week ago
@@jesse_0607 more like take my life and leave
@@ethanturcotte6123 more like take my knife and sbeve
@@bazookasniper5167more like take my mice and cheese
2:36 _Ah, I see you're a man of __-culture-__ science as well_
"1,2,3,4"
Dr Stone sux
machi san who tf are you? Dr Stone is a great anime, what anime do you prefer?
@@vietcongbernie5447 I'm allowed to not like it lol. the first 5 episodes drag on way too long, I got bored as fuck. I like Code Geass tho
Vietcong Bernie any anime is ass
i seen this and it was the funniest thing i ever seen
guy : im getting released today meet me outside
girl : ok
guy scales down the wall out of a vent
Ok
@@zodiacclan6373 Ok#2
Ok#3
Sorry, but ua-cam.com/video/BLUkgRAy_Vo/v-deo.html (Im joking)
Ok#4
“Only 1400 lbs of marijuana”
Rookie numbers
Marijuana isn't a narcotic. I can not even begin to describe how wrong that is
@Chris L'Alpiniste Original, but 10 years late.
@@kurohunt125 fuck off weedhead
@@kurohunt125 you fucking junkie
@@kurohunt125 stfu
I was just listening to “2019 Guy”
Nice
Fuck you
The name of the song is 2019 Guy you don't need to add quotation marks in names
@@rayp.8364 shut up
Most autistic thread ive seen in ages
"When they make loli illegal"
I got some bad news for that twitch chat. FBI doesn't care is she 2 millenia old....
Elf Years
@@Dockhead That should be the new lgbt slogan. "Why hate gays when furies exist"
@@Dockhead Lmao, the gays and straight's finally unite to take on the furry menace.
Actually, it's legal in most of the world, and in many states too. Kinda like the whole weed situation, where in some states it is legal, in some states it isn't.
@@phillylove7290 you sure know a lot about child pronography laws for someone who just criticized someone for commenting on said laws 🤔
"Why is the linebacker for the Green Day Packers stuck in a Japanese prison?"
Queue greenbay packers NFL add
he plays for the rams now
Grace T poor clay Matthews
Green Day lmao
Clay Matthews lmao
If Charlie accidentally slips in showers he will be swept by the current and go down the drain.
Easy escape.
Imagine he made his escape route, made the dummy, and waited till morning. But he just hid under the bed and let the guards scramble to find him somewhere else and escape during the search
Now this, this is what us folks in the business like to call "a pro gamer move".
The next season better feature Henry Stickmin.
a germaphobe of culture i see
Among Us
Funfact: In Germany that wouldn't be illegal, the prison would be solely responsible for the escape :P
He could only be charged with damaging property or having a hacksaw in his cell. And if he was caught again all his chances of getting out of prison earlier (because of good behaviour) would obviously be gone.
??
@@MiauFrito
What do you mean ??
That's kinda dumb but I can't really judge
@@Daniel-fr1bh I don't think it is. The idea behind that is that it is natural to try to break out.
@@Mo__Joe yeah even when I was in a psych ward I wanted to break out. It's not about being a criminal it's about isolation
Charlie you have reached the level of looking like that edgy emo kid in the back of the class
0:20 That’s literally eazy e
I was thinking that too was this guy associated with NWA or something
@@redrotmg1013 I was just thinking they used eazy's pictures to paint the picture of the guy.
U didn’t talk about that Ryder
This escapee, Quawntay Adams, filed a motion for compassionate release last year and it was actually granted! He served 16 of his 35 years and was released last July. Good to see non-violent drug offenders have their extremely long sentences reduced in America :)
I spent a year in a minimum security prison/rehab. The mail was how a lot of people got their drugs in. It still amazes me how uncheck it was/is
Imagine being stupid enough to tell someone whose practically a stranger, where you are going too after you escape prison.
I'd like to point out that the "Green Bay Packers linebacker" now plays for the L.A. Rams.
Charlie emits more emotion from his reactions than every reaction channel on this site
He should watch the Japanese prison video at the end it’s a really amazing story that Charlie would love.
Yeah haha i just commented that too before i scrolled down. he would have LOVED it. One of the best anime arcs of all time.
Yeah Stone Ocean is weird
@@seafoam6119 SpOiLeR's bRo~!!@!
IExiify my b.
@@Tinii That story is actually made into a reference for a character in manga named Golden Kamuy. Try read it, it's quite good
This man comes up with the most creative titles
what is so creative about it?
I swear charlie uploads every second
tomas thomas ikr
Respect for the guy who went back in jail to show us how he got out in the first place.
Dr. Stone shit lol, wasn’t expecting that.
You mean
DR. STONED
I remember binge watching these prison stories years ago. Good times
Wish I would have thought of this
Yeah, you're right. I might need some tips on breaking out of prison in the future.
Yeah with that profile picture of course you’ll be imprisoned
@@theguythatasked6400 ill pull out a knife when the FBI busts down my door so they shoot me and i get isekai'd into a loli demon harem.
Hey that’s a new profile picture, good job!
That's not a high IQ prison escape, just a low IQ prison
I can vouch. My dad used to work there at the station, and there weren't a whole lot of bright bulbs there. He often came home complaining about how things could have been executed so much better sometimes
This was one of my favorite episodes tbh
0:33 They’ll never catch me because I use 4chan.
i'll just kill myself if the fbi busts down the door and get isekai'd into a 90000000000000000000000 year old vampire harem
The more I watch Charlie, the more I realize he's a huge weeb. I mean at first I thought he just made memes, than I recognized some references here and there, now I'm positive he's 120% weeb. I'm proud of you Charlie.
Good job, internet detective
Tbh i'm still confused when he says you degenerate sheet and stuff
Kuru Kuru thats what we do, we call each other that all the time
I want to see a love triangle between the security guard, the prisoner and the mom lady
“A police officer offered to let me go, but I said no. I’ve come so far in my escape, at least let me try.”
*Seeing the prisoner attempting escape...it fills you with D E T E R M I N A T I O N*
Nobody will be a better escape artist than Michael Scofield
They do all this sht only to stay in one place and get caught. Keep moving.
@trollolol yeah you can also cross the border or something like that get fake papers and some fake glasses and a new hair cut that is completely different from yours like a emo hair or something after 7 years you could even come back to your country
Next time on Dr.Stone: Senku breaks Charlie out of the remains of Alcatraz.
0:29 Charlie just roasted all of his twitch fans heartlessly.
Glad to know Charlie watched Dr. Stone
This is my favourite UA-cam channel
We have been wrong in saying Charlie looks like a homeless Keanu Reeves.
You see “Charlie” comes from an alternate universe where Keanu’s acting career flops and he decides to travel to another universe and live his acting career as the mighty fleshlight sword wielding Charlie.
I thoroughly enjoy the hypothetical stories you make of him getting out, keep up the good work friend.
"That's a lie. Tell me the truth"
"28 STAB WOUNDS"
DIDNT WANT HIM TO HAVE A CHANCE HUH
Love these kinds of videos, can't watch you live in my timezone so thanks for uploading! :)
“I counted every second for 37 thousand years. Just so I could know what time it was.” Dudes he’s so freaking funny how does he not laugh at himself
...all imma say is doctor stone.
This is on itv?? Finally a show from my country i can love
" why is the linebacker of the Green Bay Packers stuck in a Japanese prison " lmao
Ive seen this episode before on prime video. But I'm happy I got to watch it again with you Charlie.
*Spoken like a true 2019 guy*
0:31 thank you for the advice, Charlie. We'll be sure to pay attention to the video.
a life sentence for selling weed. “Free country”.
Yup. "America, land of the free* home of the brave*."
*Not actually free and really quite stupid most of the time
Yeah, imagine having laws that you have to follow
This post was made by total anarchy gang
@@elgenerico5453 IDK, if there was a law that said you can't have fun would it be wrong to protest it because "you gotta have laws to follow".
It's about the quality of the laws not the quantity. Laws making drugs illegal are shit quality laws made to give excuses for lucrative incarceration, and excessive militarization. They serve no purpose but to hinder freedom.
Can we please talk about how fucking cool this guy is, like I just absolutely love Charlie.
"That is actual home alone shit" that line had me dead😂😂
Taylor is not infatuated with him. It’s true, raw love.
This is how I felt at 2 am when I was 6 years old
Congrats on 4 mil charlie
Criminal : This is whats called a pro inmate move.
Guards : He's about to ruin our whole career.
@Darren M. Lmfao my son dead talking outta his box lml
@@OmegaRastaGod18 what?
shut the fuck up nerd
Shut the fuck up. Please shut the fuck up.
Omg I watched this on tv when I was like, 11
Cant believe it made a comeback
6:23 neo when taking the red pill
Charlie is a man of culture
He should've made it looked like he escaped, but really, he was under the bed making a fool out of them
Thank you for saying what we all want to say about the degenerates who will get tossed behind bars. Cracked me up.
At least she knows of OpSec by not telling anyone about his prison husbando, I suppose
i love how the ending is just you casually saying "why is the linebacker from the greenbay packers stuck in a japanese prison" and it actually does look like clay mathews lmao
Should've told her "Im going to McDonalds" and then gone to the motel without telling her.
Or let her drop him off at the hotel and then walk to another one down the street when she leaves.
Prisoner: I got out and no one knew of my plan
Camera Guy who was there in prison with him: Yes
when youve played all the escapist maps: "im gonna construct a dummy to look likeim sleeping
“That was until i asked them if i could leave... and they said yes” that got me xD
The detective looks and sounds like Conner
He about to hunt that deviant
28. stab wounds
You didn’t what to give him a chance huh
Only thing he really did was add more time to his sentence and make to were they only watch him more. Was fun to watch. Great video
U gotta watch "World Chase Tag"
It's pretty crazy, grown men have 20 seconds to tag there counterpart on a jungle jim
I mean I can't exactly blame the guy for trying to escape. Life in prison for weed possession? That's fucking monstrous.
This is the kind of man I need in my life
LMAO I remember seeing my parents watch this VERY episode. Trust me, I laughed then, and I'm laughing now. 10/10
Anyone else’s mind IMMEDIATELY go to “Chef Vortivask” from the prison escape (or whatever) video from years ago?
So that's what Clay does now
Charlie really went in on this one
6:23 Detroit Become Human "28! STAB WOUNDS!"
Yoo I used to live in Alton, and my dad used to be an officer at the station there. He actually knew Morelli pretty well, and remembers the night it happened too.
Its just so interesting hearing about this kind of thing happening in such a small little town, you wouldn't think anything that goes on there to make it onto a TV show, except for this one burger bar they had there called Fast Eddie's Bon Air
Anyways, fun fact: my mom saw the aftermath of the escape. She must have driven by after the chick drove off. She saw the black rope hanging from the vent but didn't wanna call the station about it due to my dad constantly telling her about how annoyed they get at the station when people call about things going on outside the building premises
I love the thought of him using an old captain crunch mr T cereal box and the guards didn't notice
He must watch Rick and Morty.
Thank God for the subtitles
The lolicons will always find a way to escape
Wub
You’re gay lol
Wub
Ok Gaylord
Lemon Chan “what? You don’t like to look at 6 year old girls? Dude are you gay?”
I love the commentary of this video😂
GOD BLESS EVERYONE WHO READS THIS COMMENT ♥️
i used to watch these all the time
0:20 Is that Ryder from GTA: San Andreas in the middle?
That's eazy e lol
3:36 aged like fine wine
0:19 is that Eazy E
he talks about his dad's gang in campton so it might be him
Breakout and Fugitive Chronicles were both highly addicting.
When ur early but don’t know what to say
Speedy X Elite Gaming definitely not that
These gurards are smart compared to ours.
In Slovenia two prisoners escaped by trowing a mattres over the barbed wire on the outside wall, and climbing over it.
No fancy planning or escape strategies.
Just a mattres.