It's like Max Payne but with no slow-mo and ballistics trajectory ('cause of the Magnusson Device). This takes some serious patience, skill, reflexes and so much more.
the moment you realize half life 2 ep 2 is actually the combine desperately fighting for survival from a theoretical physicist inventing his own laws of nature. "WE MUST STOP THE FREEMAN"
And right after that, when they are like "Look! here comes Gordon and Alex Freeman!" as the car is violently flipping through the air right in front of them after DOG sent it flying into the sky!
After the immense amount of phys blasts he fires at the car, suddenly dog is taking the car like a balloon, this is the point where i was done, "ok dog, race you to the base!" suddenly that sentence is 10 times funnier. Also "its a good thing i don't get carsick" yea i think we might fix that Alex, i don't think you want to drive a car every after this ride.
黒い楓 afaik they are affected by which material is used in the enviroment and how much space there is. So basicly it's calculated automaticly, and you can't change it much when creating a map.
Gonna mention a couple things people will probably ask about. The parts where we are clipping downwards through stuff are rapid save/load sequences. The loading screens are cut out for the video so it looks like a really fast clip. Every time you're stuck or out of bounds in this game and you save/load you always go down a bit. The backwards jumping thing is ABH. The short version is that if you jump backwards you go fast. We don't take fall damage at 4:46 and in other parts in the dog race map because for some reason physical damage is disabled in that map until the fight with dog and the strider ends. The reason we aren't driving the car is because we skipped some stuff that makes it work, so we can only move it by punting it forwards. It loses a bit of time in the dog race map but it's faster overall. The hunters die very fast even though we're playing on hard is because physical damage isn't scaled between difficulties.
Honestly it's not completely out the realm of reality. Assuming one hammer unit is 3/4 of an inch, Gordon's top speed ABH is 626 mph. 81% the speed of sound.
You really need to give Alyx some props for managing to keep up with Freeman and his magic backwards squat jumping flying. There's clearly no better sidekick.
Script Kiddies! (I'm not serious, I'm just acting like children that show up on every single video ever). What script was used for the Jumping? Non BHOP script jumps that fucking fast! Also, what is with this thing that you people just go though the world at will? :o
Episode 3 is cancelled, buts that's a good thing because Valve made a new source engine and they are probably going to to Half life 3 so they can start from scratch on a brand new engine.
Imagine this from the perspective of the characters; you're this crazy impatient dude hyped up on coffee who bashes them on the head with random objects to make them go faster. :P
Starlight Witch or from the view of the combine "prepare to attack we got enemy incoming!" Looks in the distance and sees a person jumping over mountains "ah damn, it was a speedrunner!"
Starlight Witch Gordon Freeman, heroic mute ADHD sufferer, the result of a science experiment that involved aliens, things we do not mention and Sonic the Hedgehog.
I knew that half life speedrun is all albout out of bounds and jumping backwards but maan everytime i see wr run it blows my mind, how runners discover these things.
I'm noticing a difference between single-segment and segmented version of this run. Seriously, this is probably The single most impressive speedrun I've ever seen. Great job everyone. My favorite moments are too numerous to list, but launching yourself along with the rocket has to take the cake
"Here, you take the gravity gun, you're better with it anyway" *Goes through the slightest effort of picking it up whilst flying majestically through the air* Yes, yes he is.
I fucking love how because there was no rocket launching he just makes his own rocket launch with the rpg
lol
Hes a better back hopper
Please dont hurt me DeSinc
Ikr
Somehow I knew you'd have something to do with this video.
Gordon is a theoretical physicist because for him physics are only theoretical
I saw this comment on a half life speedrun
damn xD
Bahahahahah good one!
I theoretically saw this comment on a half life speedrun. Then I actually saw it on a half life speed run.
I, in theory, theoretically saw this theoretical comment on a theoretical speed run.
The strider part was nearly unbelieveable.
Stenchcoat
And everything else
It's like Max Payne but with no slow-mo and ballistics trajectory ('cause of the Magnusson Device). This takes some serious patience, skill, reflexes and so much more.
I believe in the scripts.
_WHAT STRIDERS?_
It's literally unbelievable. No way human beings can make those shots. Aimbot.
"This car can sure take some abuse"
"Its a good thing i don't get carsick"
"Who's footprints are these?"
"This car...."
"Sure takes some abuse."
Then 5:15 plays.
😂😂😂😂
24:26 - 24:46 the most amazing 20 seconds of half-life gameplay ever.
00Eregos00 24:37
lol
and alyx just says "wow gordon"
HOLY FREAK :D
Yeah thats the tip of this video i think
the moment you realize half life 2 ep 2 is actually the combine desperately fighting for survival from a theoretical physicist inventing his own laws of nature.
"WE MUST STOP THE FREEMAN"
This is the best comment that is if you have context of corse
He is the Freeman after all
If only you could use these glitches to fly into Episode 3.
333 likes
Mr Boo, your comment was 3 months ago.
HOLY SHIT * Head explodes from realization*
:)
E3 CONFRAILFMED?
@@benjamimapancake6429 no shit
the combine must be freaking the fuck out, seeing Freeman gliding across the horizon ass-first at mach 10 speeds.
It's amazing what the hazmat suit allows
that video and especially this comment made my day
Well if it isn't gorgeous freeman
Laughed so hard when Dog pushed the car and you hear Alyx go "This car can sure take some abuse" xD
And right after that, when they are like "Look! here comes Gordon and Alex Freeman!" as the car is violently flipping through the air right in front of them after DOG sent it flying into the sky!
After the immense amount of phys blasts he fires at the car, suddenly dog is taking the car like a balloon, this is the point where i was done, "ok dog, race you to the base!" suddenly that sentence is 10 times funnier. Also "its a good thing i don't get carsick" yea i think we might fix that Alex, i don't think you want to drive a car every after this ride.
LMFAO
27:02
in 3...2...1..
*Launches a tiny rocket*
*everyone are impressed*
Hhsauhaushasuhsas 2
LOL
Martin Zaid Segura Roa *is
@@nurashwad8469 3rd grade...ricochet 3 confirmed
Do you really think “everyone are” is proper grammar? I’m starting to think you *are* in third grade.
19:41
Did he... Did he just *ground-pound* that Strider to death?
Yes... He just did.....
IT'SA ME
WWE should put Gordon Freeman in Hall of Fame
Goomba stomped!!!
That hazard suit has xen diamond shield right where gordon sits
alyx: hey gordon!
*gordon flying around*
shit where did he go?
Lol
you'll find the sawmill at the far end of the far end of the far end of the far end of the far end of the....
arrives at sawmill
***** 18:03
***** Lost my shit at that moment
***** That made me wonder how echo works in the Source engine.
Yearlaren I believe they're actually affected by the skybox,
黒い楓 afaik they are affected by which material is used in the enviroment and how much space there is. So basicly it's calculated automaticly, and you can't change it much when creating a map.
Gonna mention a couple things people will probably ask about.
The parts where we are clipping downwards through stuff are rapid save/load sequences. The loading screens are cut out for the video so it looks like a really fast clip. Every time you're stuck or out of bounds in this game and you save/load you always go down a bit.
The backwards jumping thing is ABH. The short version is that if you jump backwards you go fast.
We don't take fall damage at 4:46 and in other parts in the dog race map because for some reason physical damage is disabled in that map until the fight with dog and the strider ends. The reason we aren't driving the car is because we skipped some stuff that makes it work, so we can only move it by punting it forwards. It loses a bit of time in the dog race map but it's faster overall.
The hunters die very fast even though we're playing on hard is because physical damage isn't scaled between difficulties.
Jukspa wtf that's my avatar
Jukspa Rip this comment in about 5 minutes.
Jukspa Why isn't save/load used in Half-Life 2 DWaHMoV?
Protoskull R.Y People didn't know about it back then
Protoskull R.Y It was discovered not long after that run was published.
You'll find the sawmill at the far end of the valley
far end of the valley
far end of the valley
Gordon: "Waaaaaaaaaay ahead of you!"
@@JacobKinsley even gordon's voice echoed, and he heard the echo from far away.
@@westingtyler1 I deleted the comment because I was tired and I thought it was an error now I realise it was part of the joke dang
WRLD? Gordon moved so fast that the sound had to catch up!
Sooooo they’ve sent freeman have they? Good man.
18:03 "You'll find the sawmill at the far end of the...far end of the...far end of the...far end of the..."
GermanPeter oh hey peter
Good to see you, Herr Peter.
Echo
GermanPeter I can’t stop laughing at this lmao
oh hi german peter, hows tf2?
7:38 Alyx: "This is it! We made it."
*Comes tumbling through the air in a car*
Thank you so much for glitching out the ending. I didn't have to cry again.
UnnTHPS her voice acting is so perfect i still find it difficult not to
close your eyes doughter!11!!!
And hitting those advisors
Eli saved.
its funny now :))
ok canertwo , please tell me the tomorrow lottery's results
You saw into the future
Good Nudge.
Can someone fill me in? What am I not getting, what happened a month ago that had to do with eli
did he just past 2 hours of gameplay in front of my in the 3 first fucking minute ?!
Whoever My is, I'm sure he/she had the same thoughts as you
7:08 "You know it's a good thing I dont get car sick"
Yeah...good thing
Trojan Hippo i read your comment in that scene
"You know,it's a good thing, I don't get carsick"
*dog pushes car with Alyx like crazy*
Or
To do list:
Drive car
-Speedrun the game-
-Let dog push the car with Alyx inside and do nothing-
I wish I could teleport people by smashing books on to their heads. lmao
Pacoroto Smack them hard enough and they will eventually walk away!
+Fnzzy Or fall to the floor
Can land a perfect shot on two magnussoned striders 10 miles away
Has trouble shooting crows
26:51 excuse me?
Different people
That’s no way to talk about your suster, young man!
TAS and it's not that deep
Speedruns like these are the reason the multiplayer Source games have sv_maxvelocity...
This is what happens when Freeman's physics qualification comes in.
My favourite part is when the runners have to wait for a scripted sequence to finish, so they just mess around with the level.
4:23 "combine sees floating man zoom past his head" walks off normal
"target what"
XD
Because he was faster than bullets
"target warned"
You sure the combine could see it was a man? maybe all he saw was something orange resembling something humanoid flying past at 500mph ...
24:38
I'm willing to bet that move took over 100 attempts.
That shit probably took years of practice to get right. The right estimate should be around ∞
It's not that deep...
18:19
I'm done
***** how in the fuckity FUCK
The Bees Knees Dat Strider part, I was so WTFFUCKYFUCK
24:00 is also insane
***** "Hey man im pr0 at CSGO 420blazeitrekt check out my montage fgit"
Ive tried to beat the strider part for 5 months and still havent won
1:12 - Alyx - "We should keep moving." Baby I'm way ahead of you.
-Spoilers-
This is the happy ending, no one dies
It's actually canon now that no one dies
Spacelag valve waited a decade just to retcon episode 2’s ending
Lol, the prophet.
The Strider part.....
what is this?
half-life 2 or dude perfect?
Both.
- Honey, let's go out together.
- But you're a hundreds of miles away!
- Parents aren't home.
- **this video**
lol parents aren't home sfw confirmed
"sfw confirmed"
Not necessarily.
6 year old comment, sheesh, completely forgot I used to write these lmao
lol The end looked like pre-workout stretching. Why take a helicopter when Gordon can just fly to the Arctic on a whim?
Honestly it's not completely out the realm of reality.
Assuming one hammer unit is 3/4 of an inch, Gordon's top speed ABH is 626 mph.
81% the speed of sound.
You really need to give Alyx some props for managing to keep up with Freeman and his magic backwards squat jumping flying. There's clearly no better sidekick.
alyx*
7:19 "This car can sure take some abuse"
Im deceased lmao
24:10 what the fuck those 100mph snipes on the bombs WOW
The scary thing is
Alyx travels with Gordon
What if i told you there is more than 1 alyx
Here, you take the Gravity Gun,you're better with it than i am *flies away* :D
Legends say if you see a shooting Freeman in the sky, make a wish and it'll come true.
+Max Z. wow
Combine legends episode 1
Max Z. I wish for episode 3
same with a flying soldier
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SourceRuns Awesome! Thank you
Script Kiddies! (I'm not serious, I'm just acting like children that show up on every single video ever). What script was used for the Jumping? Non BHOP script jumps that fucking fast!
Also, what is with this thing that you people just go though the world at will? :o
the end corrupted by speedrunners :(
I can't seem to save all the outer bases for that Achievement :(
@David Harris
The trick is to kill the three special striders that rush in towards the three furthest buildings to destroy them. Rest is easy.
Alyx: "Here, take the gravity gun. You're better with it than I am."
Gordon: "You bet!" **takes the gravity gun, flies away**
That ending is too funny xD
True hahhahaha
Her father juat standing front of her haha
0:27
Alyx: "Gordon!"
Gordon: *smash her face with a piece of wood*
the last two striders holy shit
It took 5 years but it's here!
look who's here lel I watch your corrupt vids
Recently just watching source speedruns of hl games and feeling nostalgic about them... Goddammit I need hl3.
+Fluid omg lmao!
HL3 won't be VR.
im just waiting for the to release the "Source Engine 2" and it will come (i hope)
Boy, do I have some bad news for you all...
Episode 3 is cancelled, buts that's a good thing because Valve made a new source engine and they are probably going to to Half life 3 so they can start from scratch on a brand new engine.
My vocabulary for this video: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Agreed
31:40
+Lebron Juls that whole scene went from sad to fucking hilarious
26:34 I love how impatient Gordon seems.
"It's all yours Gordon" *trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* *click*
Imagine this from the perspective of the characters; you're this crazy impatient dude hyped up on coffee who bashes them on the head with random objects to make them go faster. :P
Starlight Witch or from the view of the combine
"prepare to attack we got enemy incoming!"
Looks in the distance and sees a person jumping over mountains
"ah damn, it was a speedrunner!"
Starlight Witch Gordon Freeman, heroic mute ADHD sufferer, the result of a science experiment that involved aliens, things we do not mention and Sonic the Hedgehog.
+lampenpam or the combine think that freeman has godlike skills.and then they abandon the earth
Alyx: Wait up
Gordon: *flies away*
19:39 It a-me Mario!
to have that pinpoint accuracy, jukspa must be a physicist...
gordon freeman is a physicist.
jukspa is gordon freeman.
this run is canonical.
"Good thing I don't get carsick"
"You find the sawmill at the far, far, far, far, far..."
*is at the sawmill already*
"Thank god you are alright, Hold on a sec i'll get you out of there!"
Alyx, do you know that gordon is now in the middle of france?
I knew that half life speedrun is all albout out of bounds and jumping backwards but maan everytime i see wr run it blows my mind, how runners discover these things.
I'm noticing a difference between single-segment and segmented version of this run.
Seriously, this is probably The single most impressive speedrun I've ever seen. Great job everyone. My favorite moments are too numerous to list, but launching yourself along with the rocket has to take the cake
7:01 "Good thing I don't get carsick"
29:05 Gordon, you aren't Sonic in Metal Harbor-but oh well, you look cool jumping off of a rocket.
30:58 You're not a Sim, Alyx.
24:05 - 24:41 especially amazing
1:00 "Take the gravity gun, you're probably better with it than I am."
_flies away without using the gravity gun_
I'm usually against game breaking speed runs, but you break the game so much it's actually amazing.
Nah, you are just a hypocrite
ZeroFiveSeven qQ
No matter how fast you play this game, somehow Alyx can beat you there XD
Haha Dog pushing the car was awesome
24:12 - 24:40 holy fuck.
Evan Scott I couldnt agree more.
Пиздец
"Wow, Gordon!"
"It takes only one strider to destroy our rocket"
Gordon: Hold my beer
Holy shit, the last 2-3 minutes of this video sound so dirty o_o, just listen to it with your eyes closed.
+Frze (FALLOUT 4 RELEASED) rofl :D
+ddog6081 :3
Frze thanks for ruining my childhood
Peter Abbott np
18:28 - 18:37. What the actual fuck, that is so perfect.
Grats on completing another awesome segmented run guys, sick stuff.
7:05 "You know, its a good thing I don't get carsick"
Me: "Yep.. I can see why"
Had my jaw on the floor the entire time. What an epic run.
0:27 She knew what was going to happen lol
I always imagine how would the characters react IRL if Gordon Freeman just flew by them by the speed of sound, saving the world and all that shit
"You find the sawmill at THE FAR END OF THE..... Far End Of The.... far end of the... farendofthe......."
Litteraly the only reason I watch this episode over and over is because of the strider battle. 24:26 - 24:46 Holy shit.
how to make people walk faster:
google: ask them nicely
bing: *smash them in the head with a book*
'Strider at the cranes!'
*CHEERING*
9:22 - 9:40 Damn, that was intense
Very cool, can't wait for a Episode Three speedrun!
lol, how they used the rpg as a substitute for the rocket xD 27:06, and then later riding the rocket hahaha
That was a tragic ending but good thing nothing happened to them! lol
10:50 Darude - Sandstorm
О, я нашёл тебя, теска который тоже увлекается халвой
Gordon Freeman: Runs faster than train
Alyx: Teleports with scripts
6:59 "Race you to the base!"
14:14 "Follow me, quickly!"
18:04 "You'll find the sawmill at the far end of the valley!"
Jukspa beats Gocnak's HL2 WR, Gocnak goes to Half Life 2 Episode 2. Gocnak beats Jukspa's WR, Jukspa goes to Half Life 2 Episode 2.
Pmanbiotches ~Road to 1K Subs!~ Gocnak then goes to HL2 again and does boat-less and wr runs.
"Here, you take the gravity gun, you're better with it anyway"
*Goes through the slightest effort of picking it up whilst flying majestically through the air*
Yes, yes he is.
jukspa is a legend for (literally) flying through the first three chapters inside 60 seconds
Do a speedrun but in this speedrun you have to put the gnome in the ship
+TetchyEquation This is a good idea!!
now I see why gman wanted him to work for him :D
5 years later: :(
@@mfaizsyahmi ?
This speedrun comes out, Black Mesa comes out. Good day for us.
‘You know it’s a good thing I don’t get car sick’ Alyx Vance while upside down being pushed by dog
Sonic: I am fastest thing in live!
Gordon: ...
Картофельный Лорд
Gordon: I’m about end this man’s whole career.
so many things you wouldn't believe were possible, let alone doing them
The funny thing is ABH was faster than noclip at certain points so some people have no idea wtf they are in about.
18:04 Rebel:You’ll find the sawmill at the far end of the valley!
Gordon Speedman:Already at the far end of the valley
This is possibly the coolest speedrun i’ve ever seen
That strider battle is, by an incredibly wide margin, the most impressive thing I've ever seen.
2:55
That's a trerrible throw, Alyx.
Funniest, most well executed speedrun I've seen yet, also Alyx's shadow is hilareous at 31:30
lol that race with the dog XDXDXD nice
Everytime i come back to watch this video i get amazed like its my first time on:
18:09 and 24:03 :D :D Jukspa is crazy asf