“The seven hour war? Pff, more like the destruction and revolution of powerful alien slave masters that have taken over hundreds of planets and subjugated the inhabitants in 1 hour.”
Imagine giving a long time family friend an implement that can literally manipulate gravity only for him to instantly use it to jettison himself halfway across the country.
How to sum up a HL2 Speed Run from the Combine Point of View: *CP Officer just outside Train Station (First Chapter)*: "Yeah We got a Suspicious Looking man coming off... the.... Command, He just Disappeared... Yeah he just Flew off using a Soda Can... I'm fired now aren't I?" *CP Officer in the Canals 30 Seconds Later*: "Command, We've got that guy over here.... Nevermind... Just used an old Oil Barrel to disappear into a wall..." *Overwatch Sniper outside Ravenholm 2 Minutes After that*: "Uh... Not sure if It's related but I just saw some Orange Blur fly across my Scope. It went up over a wall somewhere." *Overwatch Soldier on the Coast 5 Minutes later still*: "We've got him.... No... No we don't. Just ramped off of our APC and flew across the bay into some Car Tunnel on the other Side." *Overwatch Guard in Nova Prospect 7 Minutes still*: "Command! We need Assistance! Some guy in an Orange suit just flew in through some Ventilation Shaft and blew up the experimental teleporter! Please Advise!" *Overwatch Elite in the Citadel 14 Minutes after exiting the Train*: "Yeah we may have an Issue here... That Orange Suit you guys are talking about just flew into the City Administrator's Office with some Glowing Blue thing after launching one of the guards into a wall with it. We may want to call an Evacuation."
Um yeah Gordon is like sonic but a bird and part ghost so he can case through walls also it's funny that most of the time he's beating up them to make them move faster it's basically telling a kid to hurry the Fuck up or get raped the kid will haul ass with no fucks given
@@helpmyhouseonfire1405 "The Planck time is the time it would take a photon travelling at the speed of light to cross a distance equal to the Planck length. This is the “quantum of time”, the *smallest measurement of time that has any meaning*, and is equal to 10^-43 seconds."
7:15 _Gordon, fruitlessly plowing his finger into the switch_ “You gonna let Gordon throw the switch?” _Gordon briefly looks over to Doctor Kleiner before resuming plowing his finger into the switch_
I can just imagine the combine radio... Combine: Overwatch. We have a visual on the Alpha target jumping around 400 miles per hour across the city by only using his feet, boxes and explosive barrels. How shall we proceed? Overwatch: Punch him at close quarters. You'll hit him. *Gordon gains more momentum from punches*
the most impressive part about this is is not only that they were only using the gravity gun but that this is new engine so it was directly competing with DWAHMOV
"Give it a try." . . . "The primary trigger-" and while Alyx is talking, Gordon has slingshot himself over the cliff-face, tunnels through the ground and concrete, slides up a ladder, and is in Ravenholm, not even one minute after her saying "That's Ravenholm. We don't go there anymore." Don't point things out if you don't want a quantum tunneling 27 year old physicist to go there as soon as possible, I suppose.
Guard: I fear no man! [Points to Gordon] Guard: But that thing..... [flashes back to Gordon flying around around the map] Guard: *hushed tone*It scares me....
When you want to use only the Gravity Gun on Ravenholm for the achievement but you mixed it up in your mind and did a Gravity Gun-only speedrun instead.
i love the parts where Gordon is just stuck in a custscene and forced to wait, while toying around with stuff, climbing up walls and Bhopping into corners, then slamming things into everyone's heads constantly to teleport them around the room
Something tells me that in the near future of HL2 speedruns, everything will be "Half-Life 2 Speedrun, but it's X", where X is random modifier/goal/thing
![[WORLD RECORD] Half-Life in 25:57 scriptless Speedrun](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/7Adru0nMi5k/mqdefault.jpg)
You can tell Gordon is a theoretical physicist by the way he treats physics as if it's just a theory.
A game theory
Gordon got his Ph.D with his thesis on air surfing by jumping while you are constantly picking and dropping a wooden plank beneath your feet.
@@llSuperSnivyll how do you do that? Grab a plank, look down and spam E and spacebar?
This comment is criminally underrated.
@@MilesPrower1992 yes but is really inconsistant without scripts
Give it a try, Gordon.
*LAUNCHES INTO OUTER SPACE OFF A WOODEN PLANK*
*hits someone with a box and teleports them*
Chupachu game physic
*NYOOOOOOOOOOOMMM*
One could say this is a pacifist route. It's not a pacifist route it's just a grasshopper that's on steroids... route?
Nice Spirit Phone profile pic
How to make people move faster
Ask them nicely : no
Smack them with a book : yes
Well either way it works, just with different results
The Kid Who Breathes tru tho
That might be a binder, but yeah.
SMACC
or a box
"The zero-point energy field manipulator is not a toy"
Gordon hated that
But in a game....
The world is his toy
Eli:you’ll have to travel on foot
Gordon:be there in five minutes
Eli:what
Officer Hyena 5 seconds later:
Gordon: I'm here
Eli: what
DrowsyCob Me: i came in your ass
Her: what
What
I thought that Gordon can’t speak
@@Gamer-ln4yx I don't think it's that he can't speak I think he just chooses not too.
22:32 I can imagine Father Grigori just chillin in his church attic and he hears Freeman fly overt the entire town
didn't expect to see you here.
@@User-gk1yi X | Same
@@User-gk1yi same ;-;
Ur fat
ruben
"You've made it here this quickly, Dr. Eli will be amazed, not to mention relieved."
Never has Mossman's line made more sense than this moment.
Gordon: **goes mach 5 past Gman**
Gman: "what in the goddamn"
13:01
"Oiiii gmaan how's it goin maann I haven't seen you in aaages!"
@@Katomou "what's going on maaaa-"
"The car is all ready for you"
I AM THE CAR
Not. Yet.
CebuliX It's treason then.
**spins** *UUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH*
Defeats the fucking purpose of a car ecks dee
*Promptly vanished into distance*
i like the concept of a 27 years old scientist bending time and space to save the earth
cool karkat pic my dude
Cool karkat x2
I mean Gordon already sorta does that.
cool karkat x3
Barney: Where is Gordon? I'm supposed to give him his Crowbar
“The seven hour war? Pff, more like the destruction and revolution of powerful alien slave masters that have taken over hundreds of planets and subjugated the inhabitants in 1 hour.”
wait what hes already at black mesa east?!?!!!?!!!
Legend has it he's still waiting
Imagine giving a long time family friend an implement that can literally manipulate gravity only for him to instantly use it to jettison himself halfway across the country.
even more terrifying when you realize this is set in eastern europe
7 hour war? Pffft 50 minute revolution.
25 seconds genocyde.
imagine copying a youtube comment from another video to get fake internet points. YIKES
Image being a butthurt about it
biospill ahem the slow teleport
Imagine thinking Lenny is still funny
37:35 "follow freeman!"
nice joke bruh
Alex: gordan I cant believe you made is so quickly on foot
Eli: I think he broke your record
Yeah Alex I’m pretty sure he broke your record
Aqua Kid2000 alyx*
Gordon*
You must have referred to substitle right??
Gordon & Alyx*
Its ALYX! It insults me when someone says alyx is alex. (My real name is Alex)
How to sum up a HL2 Speed Run from the Combine Point of View:
*CP Officer just outside Train Station (First Chapter)*: "Yeah We got a Suspicious Looking man coming off... the.... Command, He just Disappeared... Yeah he just Flew off using a Soda Can... I'm fired now aren't I?"
*CP Officer in the Canals 30 Seconds Later*: "Command, We've got that guy over here.... Nevermind... Just used an old Oil Barrel to disappear into a wall..."
*Overwatch Sniper outside Ravenholm 2 Minutes After that*: "Uh... Not sure if It's related but I just saw some Orange Blur fly across my Scope. It went up over a wall somewhere."
*Overwatch Soldier on the Coast 5 Minutes later still*: "We've got him.... No... No we don't. Just ramped off of our APC and flew across the bay into some Car Tunnel on the other Side."
*Overwatch Guard in Nova Prospect 7 Minutes still*: "Command! We need Assistance! Some guy in an Orange suit just flew in through some Ventilation Shaft and blew up the experimental teleporter! Please Advise!"
*Overwatch Elite in the Citadel 14 Minutes after exiting the Train*: "Yeah we may have an Issue here... That Orange Suit you guys are talking about just flew into the City Administrator's Office with some Glowing Blue thing after launching one of the guards into a wall with it. We may want to call an Evacuation."
made me laugh
Lmao
This is the best post ever. 10/10
@@AccessDenied20078
Wait a fucking second.
Your Profile Picture is animated.
That is the first time I've ever seen that.
That was fucking awesome and hilarious.
"You've stirred up the hive!"
Yeah, a man being able to go through walls and move at lighting speeds might catch a few eyes.
Um yeah Gordon is like sonic but a bird and part ghost so he can case through walls also it's funny that most of the time he's beating up them to make them move faster it's basically telling a kid to hurry the Fuck up or get raped the kid will haul ass with no fucks given
@@omegawisp5609 so thats what Roblox does to you.
yikes
Or none at all
@@omegawisp5609 What the fuck?
When Gordon can run like that
I wonder how he manages to arrive late at work.
That slow ass transit system is your answer.
Cocaine
After he was late that first time he never wanted to be late again
Slow subway.
It's the damn train. Too slow. Can't reach trigger box while riding it.
"How long does Ravenholm take?"
"A bit over an hour"
"Did you say a bit under a minute?"
*second
*millisecond
@@p_filippouz *planksecond
@@szwagier50 *light speed
@@helpmyhouseonfire1405 "The Planck time is the time it would take a photon travelling at the speed of light to cross a distance equal to the Planck length. This is the “quantum of time”, the *smallest measurement of time that has any meaning*, and is equal to 10^-43 seconds."
7:15 _Gordon, fruitlessly plowing his finger into the switch_
“You gonna let Gordon throw the switch?”
_Gordon briefly looks over to Doctor Kleiner before resuming plowing his finger into the switch_
Dr Breen "How on earth did you fail to shoot Freeman? He was right in front of you!"
Guard: "Sir, have you seen the moves that guy does?"
Pft, I can complete Portal with Portal gun only!
Wow, impressive !
I can complete dishonored without weapons and magick.
WHAT! HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO DO SUCH A THING!?
@@iguanaskin4825 you forget about cheats!
I can complete Half-Life 2's Highway 17 and Sandtraps chapters without the car
Me: *wants to sleep*
Random speedrun *exists*
Me: oh ok no sleep then
I don't need aleep. I need answers.
Yea
It's 1:33 AM and I got early class... This is fine.
@@hatti... *_A l e e p_*
40:30 It kills me how the screen flashes and you see gordon riding a crate i dont know why but it bursts me laughing
ik me too lol
at 37:58 he lauches the mine in the air, then jumps, only to catch it back again mid-air
bravo
"The car is ready for you, Dr. Freeman."
"Thanks, but I'm faster on foot."
It's a Bird! It's a plane! Nah, it's just Gordon Freeman, having a good ol' stroll.
_Yeets in bhop_
40:59 Can we just stop to admire how skillfully executed bl4nco's segment here was. bravo.
mad sk1lz
Lol
I can just imagine the combine radio...
Combine: Overwatch. We have a visual on the Alpha target jumping around 400 miles per hour across the city by only using his feet, boxes and explosive barrels. How shall we proceed?
Overwatch: Punch him at close quarters. You'll hit him.
*Gordon gains more momentum from punches*
That didnt fuc-
_Combine screaming_
Gordon's middle name is Flubber
Overwatch??
@@mkmobileplayer735 overwatch soldiers
@@ciriakk. no overwatch the chick you hear in hl2 ep2
the most impressive part about this is is not only that they were only using the gravity gun but that this is new engine so it was directly competing with DWAHMOV
it still can't, if save deletion was allowed then it wouldn't have made any difference
VI VON
rain you hacker
yes i am
Didn't DWaHMoV stay inbounds?
"Hop in Doctor Freeman, the car's all ready for you."
"...wait where'd he go"
When game has 1 hour free trial:
Я вас где-то уже видел...
Lol
Barney: Hey Gor-
Gordon: Cya mannn!
Barney: ...your crowbar.
Xylophone
Gordon: DON’T NEED IT THIS TIME BI-
*flies offscreen*
Barney: this time?
@@jcdenton1836 лол ещë русский?
Ах, да, нафига писать англичанину? Он токо с гугл переводом поймëт твой коммент.
Guess that PhD in physics paid off huh?
Poor raintnt had to sit trough the boring parts
you cheated
You used a keyboard, and a mouse. Maybe even a monitor. Thought you could trick me, eh? This isn't a Gravity Gun only run.
@sonic whoosh
@sonic r/woooosh
You missed out the fingers
@sonic oof
@sonic It's. A. JOKE!
"Major fracture de-"
Gordon: Theres no time to waste.
gotta keep jumping
*cocaine administered*
Its art, its more than art
I guess.
It's dance of Gordon
especially the ending!
@hoj Burny
no.
My favorite part is when you move so fast that you virtually start flying and gliding over large open areas
Imagin if you could do that in real life
"We were looking to join you doc" *travels away at the speed of light* 35:25
They just want to know the ways of the freeman and have the mastery of jumping backwards at 4000kmph
You are a fan of half-life. It's a shame you didn't know how fast light is.
19:21 I can't believe you made it here so quickly on foot
Yeah like he took several minutes
Likes are less...
Why do they even need a teleportation device if they can just hit themself in the head to teleport instantly??? Lmao
or they can just abh
Or just load a saved state from an auto save you never reached
16:47 *smashing crate to head* "we're closing in on a reliable local teleport technology" :D
The teleportation device is painless.
@@XXLcze LOL
35:59
"Follow Freeman!"
*5 seconds later*
"Freeman, what the hell are you doing?"
*5 seconds later*
*Freeman sinks into the floor*
"I heard legends but I didn't believe them until I saw it with my own eyes."
@@sharpfang so I this universe gordon did a speed run on black mesa too
He Fucking Used Noclip
25% of the run = cut scenes...
I love how the last cut scene is super bugged on this run :D
"Press G to swap Gravity Gun to previous weapon"
What previous weapon?
Press G to gravity gun
Strange Physics
hilArious!!!
G? It's Q since EVER!
@@NewNebula12 G
Gordon Freeman doesn't need teleporter.
He is faster than them.
hey wtf
he didn't pick up the can :(
That civil protection officer is still waiting for someone to pick the can up.
;-;
feels man bad.....
Hey. Its only gravity gun!
N o c a n
@@NS-he4bg 1:32
48:36
"Gordon... we haven't known each other very long..."
You've got THAT right!
Alyx: Come over.
Gordon: (Absolutely nothing)
Alyx: My dad isn't home.
Gordon:
Before or after ep2?
@@lucasarmas9198 Dunno
@@lucasarmas9198 bruuuuuuh
yea this is what happens when the suppression field is down
"C'mon Gordon, let's go have some fun."
"Give it a try." . . . "The primary trigger-" and while Alyx is talking, Gordon has slingshot himself over the cliff-face, tunnels through the ground and concrete, slides up a ladder, and is in Ravenholm, not even one minute after her saying "That's Ravenholm. We don't go there anymore." Don't point things out if you don't want a quantum tunneling 27 year old physicist to go there as soon as possible, I suppose.
*Gets gun; instantly breaks the game beyond human understanding*
"We've got something."
"Okay, it's human."
you sure bout that
They are working on local teleport, why don't they just hit their head with a book?
Dogtor coming in with the inspirational quotes
How to forget the day when Freeman was classified as a Unidentified Flying Object.
"i can't believe you made it so fast here on foot"
oh alyx you are so god damn right about that.
Mossman:"...local teleport..."
*teleports*
Mossman: "...passing through..."
*box passes through her*
"That's the old passage to Ravenholm... we don't go there anymore."
Gordon: AIght imma head out.
This run without a doubt has the coolest boatless in any segmented run
Me: "yeah i can bhop :)"
This video: "....."
R2uuQ back hop>bunny hop
R2uuQ wow you can bhop in hl2 SO DIFFICULT
Your profile pic makes this joke way better
cringe
@@randomdude_12335 Um AcTuAlLy It'S "Accelerated Back Hop"
More like Glitch-Life 2. I've never seen so much glitching through walls and stuff in a Half-Life 2 speedrun before. Interesting.
24:54 I'm just imagining some dude seeing Freeman zoom through the air and I can't stop laughing
do a travel video
hi
Сharm of the proper DWaHMoV II.
Why is this comment hearted I don't get it
is That a bird ?
is that a superman ?
NO İTS SPEEDRUN FREEMAN!!
“Give it a try”
Flies away at Mach 4 speeds
Seems like gman gave him some of his sweet 4th dimension abilities
GMan *wishes* he could Parkour like Gordon
16:47 "We're closing in on a reliable local teleportation technology." *Gordon Freeman slams box on head*
22:15
“Give it a try.”
_Gordon launches out of the building_
“I, uhm... hmm... maybe I didn’t calibrate it right?”
22:39 “BRUH”
12:56 when you are going her house
13:05 when you realise she is 14
Fucking brilliant! :ok_hand:
👌
12:56 when you realize she’s 14 :D
RedMatter nobody loves you
As if you think I'd give a shit
15:47 "Okay, it's... It's human"
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
Your "hour" has come again. Literally Mr.Freeman. You have an hour.
*skips whole scrapyard part*
Alyx is like Heeeey don't leave me here!
You guys never fail to amaze me with the ending!
24:54 "You there!"
Gordon Freeman: "No one is here, soryyy"
19:21 "I can't believe you make it so quickly on foot!"
Imagine playing half-life 2 as alyx and Gordon just smacks your head with a book to make you go faster.thank you gordon
I was just waiting for the guy behind the run to yell "hey guys, Desinc here"
Guard: I fear no man!
[Points to Gordon]
Guard: But that thing.....
[flashes back to Gordon flying around around the map]
Guard: *hushed tone*It scares me....
J1NX MAST3R who’s gordan
@@baxutsy5772 our main character
@@baxutsy5772 our main character
When you want to use only the Gravity Gun on Ravenholm for the achievement but you mixed it up in your mind and did a Gravity Gun-only speedrun instead.
Source engine : exists
Source runs : *its free real estate*
It was such a joy to watch this live. The copypastas about cheating and the run being illegitimate were supremely entertaining.
In the trailer they stated this took 1000 days to make.
@@itsFODDER that's a very slow run
@@JackPorter was still very entertaining though!
Gordon: i like physics
Also Gordon: flies using the rock
The most amazing part is that you only got morphine once.
That morphine must filled with every drugs ever existed
Player: *Pressing shift*
Gordon: 💨
What a run dudes!!!
raintnt love seeing you run. Keep up the impressive work man!
thanks guys :smile:
Alyx: "I can't believe you've made it so quickly on foot."
Eli: "I believe he broke your record, honey."
Alyx: "Well, he earned it."
Travelling at the speed of *SOUND*
i love the parts where Gordon is just stuck in a custscene and forced to wait, while toying around with stuff, climbing up walls and Bhopping into corners, then slamming things into everyone's heads constantly to teleport them around the room
Something tells me that in the near future of HL2 speedruns, everything will be "Half-Life 2 Speedrun, but it's X", where X is random modifier/goal/thing
Like those mario challenges
Half way through, this just became noclip with collisions
who would win?
thousands of soliders with pistols, shotguns, snipers and assault rifles OR one jumpy boi
G-man: Well hello doctor freema-
Freeman: *Flies over him*
G-man: HOLD UP.
29:40
Kleiner: yes Alyx where are you?
Alyx: **isn't there**
Mossman: Wow is that really you?
Gordon:*smacks her in the head with a box so she gets in the elevator quicker*
23:55 "Hello Dr. Freeman, the car's all ready for you".
Thxdon'tneeditbye!
"We got something. Okay it's human."
Sure Judith. Sure.
10:03
"Hey Gordon!"
[Gordon flies away]
He made it through Ravenholm in 1 minutes and 11 seconds
The end sequence is so broken, it's a delight!
The smacking things on people's heads to make them go faster is just perfect