YES ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE HEARD CAPTAIN DISILLUSION MENTIONED BESIDES ON HIS OWN CHANNEL. Also my favorite moment was when kathleen walks into the room to talk to cam and looms really disappointed in him. The shoe shuffling makes it even better
@@DarkTenkaFor that you'd have to track one of them down while their at the YJ. Which I tried to do when I visited Victoria. I thought I saw Alex walking out of the store, but no one else was around.
I recognize this is a weird compliment, but I do offer it genuinely: It’s fantastic how well you all can write these honestly strange scenarios that let you all play basically yourselves to such masterful effect.
Cameron asks the relevant questions and Beej is an awesome landlord. Though I think he's going to be far too busy until the next cryptid starts trending.
Why? The behavior seems exactly like something he would do. In fact, he did a video that was parodies of other UA-camrs. By which I mean he did impressions of other UA-camrs to satirize UA-camr trend-jumping. It was meta-irony. ua-cam.com/video/aO3JgPUJ6iQ/v-deo.html
Cam and Alex had a show and tell stream where Cam talked about the bag. It's from here, and they're pretty damn expensive. saddlebackleather.com/leather-briefcase-classic I've been coveting one since.
No. That wiki page is for the *real* Ben Ulmer - what you're seeing here are all parody characters in the 'hustle Verse' - same names, but - for example - hustle-LRR is known for making videos centred around poop jokes, and hustle-Paul is a certifiable mad scientist. (real-Paul has no such certification)
A cryptid is a modern mythological creature. It comes from the "school" of cryptozoology, which is an attempt to make monsters seem like real things and not shameless marketing efforts to sell touristy crap
2008: “I turned your Xbox 360 into an NES emulator.” 2019: “I’ve turned you into the most fuckable cryptid known to man, and have made it an internet sensation.”
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The way that Ben just lowers the phone is glorious.
I literally saw that and went: "Oh Ben...Honey no..."
Ben was amazing in this one. That take at 2:17. I feel like he really turned a corner as a comic actor.
Cameron, once again, stealing the show.
Were you blind and deaf to Beej? "I'm off to appease Neptune!"
ImJustHereToWatch14 BeeJ killed it as always, but Cameron came out of left field and stole it at the end.
the Beej stinger at the end was pretty great
Captain Disillusion reference?
CAPTAIN DISILLUSION REFERENCE?!
You can't just cross the streams of my internet life like this.
I'm already hyped to find out what the rattling thing was in another 20 to 200 or so episodes.
I'm guessing we never do, but it becomes the reason they go from Epsilon to Zeta.
The raccoon is probably back.
@Jojoforpres Ah, the Laff-o-tron. Everyone's dealt with one, no big.
My guess is that its some form of Myr, probably a masterpiece.
@@PrinzPassionsfruchtBit cylindrical for a Myr… d’you think it’s Phyrexianised? 🤔
wow, beej is STILL nicer than most real life landlords....
That's how you know they're in a fictional reality
Beej, the Landlord without mercy.
he's really hitting 'em out of the park(inglot) though
YES ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE IVE HEARD CAPTAIN DISILLUSION MENTIONED BESIDES ON HIS OWN CHANNEL. Also my favorite moment was when kathleen walks into the room to talk to cam and looms really disappointed in him. The shoe shuffling makes it even better
"Oh yes! I've read Watchmen!"
Kathleen, never change.
Paul is definitely the most attractive cryptid I have ever seen.
That Ben expression at the end was perfect. This video is great.
I mean, I would just pay $25 to lurk around the Moonbase for half and hour and watch you guys in your natural habitat.
For science, obviously.
Do they have a glass case for you to hide behind though?
... you might need a Magic-Booster Ghillie Suit.
@@DarkTenkaFor that you'd have to track one of them down while their at the YJ. Which I tried to do when I visited Victoria. I thought I saw Alex walking out of the store, but no one else was around.
I mean you can do that for free...
@@green_creeper288 do you know how much it costs to buy Magic cards at an LGS in Canada? I do, because I did that.
Shoutouts to the THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS sticker on James's laptop.
hey emily!
Late for work...
...sees new commodoreHUSTLE episode...
...prioritises video.
I recognize this is a weird compliment, but I do offer it genuinely: It’s fantastic how well you all can write these honestly strange scenarios that let you all play basically yourselves to such masterful effect.
So Paul is like the Beast from x-men, just not blue? It does explain a lot.
I imagine that's how Cam enters the moonbase half the time....
Blockchain & Tackle? Did I miss a Dave's Spokesman bit?
Sounds more like a franchised NsBurg chain.
@@sethbritton6970 nice
also I'm at 69 upvotes
That Cameron comment reminded me of the time I asked my friend why he was logged into Moon Guard
I'm not sure what's worse: that I understand this, or that your friend was on Moon Guard.
...what is Moon Guard? ...do i want to know?
@@etheraelespeon1986 Its a server on World of Warcraft that is infamous for erotic roleplay.
@@Jimizacx Neat.
Whatever floats their boat i suppose xD, i'll just stand *slightly* farther away from them
Beej with a baseball bat is my new favorite character.
Oh yes, I've read Watchmen was a great line
Followed by I look upon my works and despair as an ozymandias joke. That's so good
Thanks. I love the arrogance of that as a brag.
Cam sighting begins at 5:00 with the best punchlines and scene stealing awesomeness he usually does.
Tbh Paul does give off a vague cryptid vibe. Not Bigfoot or Mothman level. More skunkape.
I mean he did make an sentient AI, paint that is a weapon, and a weaponized tuba... so he probably counts as one at this point
@@DigitalDaydreams I think, at LEAST an SCP.
@@ethanfordford6621 and a literal bioweapon offscreen
He is a tyrannosaurus rex
This is still to date my favorite episode of commodore hustle, it's so hiularious, and I always love to see Ben
I should comment more often. CUZ THIS WAS GOLD. The writing and and acting were on absolute point in this one. Fantastic job guys.
Kathleen's delivery of "Have a cafe" still gets me every time I watch this
Wait, is beej a GOOD landlord?
Yes. He is. Even after Paul fried his brain.
Beej being a landlord gives me faith that one day I can be a landlord, which is a sad thing to say about modern landlords.
Modern landlord is the name of my modern ponza deck.
Have higher ambitions
If LRR really opens a cafe, I want James to be the sassy barista
I think Surge has the experience
If LRR opened a cafe, I would drink EVERYTHING Serge told me to drink, until I was oscillating at the speed of light with a manic grin on my face.
I'm just going to assume that thing in the ceiling is the vile and (probably) sentient hellspawn of the Laff-o-Tron.
The way you guys always make me get with the times.
Now I get to look up what the heck a Crypted is.
I just found this series after coming from the Friday Nights one, love the quality and the humor!
Beej holding a bloody bat will forever haunt my dreams.
This is good. Probably best Hustle in a long while. Very funny, good job.
Beej at the end with the bloody bat is glorious.
Also this video needed Heather.
Beej's hammerspace prop game is ON POINT
That was a nice Ozymandius reference to tie into the Watchmen joke
Gasps! I recognize that plush owl! Glad to see him getting good love.
The red bit at the end is the right hand of doom from Hellboy. That one is a piggy bank.
So funny watching this after Graham's latest vlog 😂
"In the end"? Nothing ends, Kathleen. Nothing ever ends.
Captain Disillusion shout out! Nicely done as well
"Well, a landlord's work is never done..."
I FUCKING DIED
Probably the best acted episode of commodore hustle
Might just have been the funniest one yet!! Really great job, love the messed up humor.
Greetings, children! It's me, CAPTAIN DISILLUSION!
You guys killed it with this ep. Great job!
Don't kinkshame Ben!
My fear response is also to stop moving and adopt a neutral expression.
1:04. "GIBB TWEETS". Damn, the meta humor is one level beyond!
I don't know whether it's exhaustion or what but that last minute literally made me cry laughing
Kathleen's threat seems odd, considering that even in the CommodoreHustle universe, there is literally a decade worth of such videos already online.
I don’t know if it was intentional, but Kathleen’s use of poetry from Percy Shelley made me chuckle.
100% intentional given the Watchmen joke.
Don't worry Ben, your secret is safe with us.
We need MORE commodoreHustle
After this revelation I am convinced that Ben is just me but attractive and good at video games.
The ambiguity of whether Beej is going to go bash Paul or the Cryptid hunters is beautiful.
Well, Paul pays rent, so...
Have you forgotten what happened when people misused Beej's parking lot?
Cameron asks the relevant questions and Beej is an awesome landlord. Though I think he's going to be far too busy until the next cryptid starts trending.
Captain dissolution!
gamefreak3072 love with your heart, use your head for everything else
I am both delighted and a little disappointed that Beej is not my landlord.
Wait this is the episode where Kathleen's "have a cafe" comes from, cool
Every part of this was perfection.
But... what is the rattling thing...
I love the baseball bat coming out of nowhere
I still want to know what the weird rattling thing is...
okay but what was the rattling thing in the ceiling
I know! The fact that it's not explained is *bothering* me.
I think the right hand of doom was sticking out of it.
"I'm off to appease Neptune!"
But the rattling thing...whose misplaced item was it?(ian?!)
I ugly-laughed in my work lunchroom. I love y’all for that 😁
Ooh... Captain Disillusion reference.
Captain Dissaluision is going to be very angry at you.
Why? The behavior seems exactly like something he would do. In fact, he did a video that was parodies of other UA-camrs. By which I mean he did impressions of other UA-camrs to satirize UA-camr trend-jumping. It was meta-irony.
ua-cam.com/video/aO3JgPUJ6iQ/v-deo.html
Tell him we like him.
the intro tune always gives me the feels
I'm loving the sticker on the laptop.
Im looking up these subreddits now
I had that sticker on my old laptop!
I should get another one.
that sticker makes me very happy. I should put one on my chainsaw.
No mod shaming Cam.
Ben was great in this!
Cupholder Please
maybe something with Paul's face, with a pleasing depth of field.
Comedic gold LRR.
Look...if thinking Mothman is fuckable is wrong, I don't want to be right. >.> *joins r/fuckablecryptids*
captain disillusion shout out? OWO
I like Cameron's bag I wanna get one like his
Cam and Alex had a show and tell stream where Cam talked about the bag. It's from here, and they're pretty damn expensive. saddlebackleather.com/leather-briefcase-classic I've been coveting one since.
@@octochan Oof that's pricey nvm I'll keep my cheap bag
@@Bernardo4198 They have a lookalike bag here that's cheaper www.modernmanbags.com/santiago-mens-full-grain-distressed-leather-backpack-travel-bag/
@@octochan ah thank you!
“have a cafe” was my favorite line
Hey! I just started watching Captain Disillusion!
I love the fact that Beej just "happens" to have a baseball bat.
Will Ben’s Wikipedia be updated with his moderator status?
No. That wiki page is for the *real* Ben Ulmer - what you're seeing here are all parody characters in the 'hustle Verse' - same names, but - for example - hustle-LRR is known for making videos centred around poop jokes, and hustle-Paul is a certifiable mad scientist. (real-Paul has no such certification)
Jaded Empath mad scientists need no documentation
The parts of this I understood were very disturbing.
What’s a cryptid?
But what was that thing!?
I have no idea what a cryptid is. From context, I'm assuming a relative of bigfoot?
More or less. It's any creature from folklore that hasn't been completely disproven. Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, chupacabra, etc.
Cryptids are basically animals/creatures that cannot be confirmed to actually exist (Bigfoot, Nessie, Chupacabra, other weird shit).
A cryptid is a modern mythological creature. It comes from the "school" of cryptozoology, which is an attempt to make monsters seem like real things and not shameless marketing efforts to sell touristy crap
Thanks for this.
That was truely amazing
Beej's murderous tendencies are highly terrifying
2008: “I turned your Xbox 360 into an NES emulator.”
2019: “I’ve turned you into the most fuckable cryptid known to man, and have made it an internet sensation.”
What in the hell is a cryptid?
Urban-legend monster, essentially.
Nice shout-out to Cpt. Disillusion!
The stinger is glorious.
Hilarious work guys XD
Landlord Beej MVP
Please tell me that I wasn't the only one confused by the term "Cryptid".
I had to make a visit to the great Google oracle. I didn't even know we needed a group term for that.
@@PixelsAtDawn Same here.
Homicidal Landlord Beej is my second favorite Beej after Beej Drop Beej.
Can Beef be my landlord?