You Are More Than Your Phone with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast
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- Опубліковано 4 бер 2024
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About the Podcast:
F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, RuPaul’s Drag Race veterans Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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You are a Deity in a soulless world.
A pal and a confidante
❤
Trixies Barack Obama impression during the first ad though
An angel among us
Still surprised Katya isnt reciting, "YOU BETTA LAY LOW!" in the LELO bits.....
I just wonder how many times they told her she can't say that 😂 and how many years it's taken off her life to resist
Ive been thinking this for WEEKS
I do it every time to fill that void 💀😂
Came to say just that!
@@blakestauffer7510pop p
Love that Lady Bunny has become a key critical talking point for every episode of the pod recently
key critical talking point i’m deaddd
And Lauren Boebert !
Am I a lady bunny fan 😂
Can you imagine she comes on the pod
As she should be! Bunny is one of the actual LEGENDS😍😂
trixie playing katya's voicemail and katya saying who is that is one of my favourite ever pod moments and to this day it still breaks my heart that it was before the pod had video
There is a video of it!
omg there is?? please where can i find it????? @@bbhybris
"Who is that?" "THATS YOU!!"
help does anyone remember which episode this is
@@bbhybris where?!❤️
Sasha Obama being the little girl from Chime was not on my bingo card for this podcast, I can tell you that
That little girl's lore is my Roman Empire.
is that black voice 💀
trixie never living down the "little black girl" moment
@@ohaiitsurrn8922 Same🤣
“Are you an ace bandage? Cus I just sprained my ass” beautiful
Words of a true poet
hello hiiIiiiIiiIiiii
Trixie said “the bears get out of the pool and it’s miso soup” 😂💀💀💀
LOL! That reminded me of Kathy (Lee) Griffith saying the pool on gay cruises turns into eggdrop soup. 😃🏳️🌈🎉
oh that’s not-
😭😭😭😭
…then she said she’d “still drink it.” Mmm 😂
At least Trixie and Kayta wouldn't need to worry about getting pregnant from the pool water, because ya know they had a hysterectomy. 😃
so fierce! @@The_Crucible714 🤮
the way they played unreleased bunny music, talked about ru being on new trixie motel, talked about filming with alan and miriam, and told stories theyve told three times before.....good for them
😂😂😂😂
At this point…the pod is the pod
This is why I love them!
And this is so much more than just a podcast... It's my weekly serotonin injection
100% agree. I look forward to Tuesdays just for this gab session between besties ❤
Yesss
Weekly ketamine microdose appointment
obsessed w trixie covering her mouth to tell katya something in secret while holding miss big pink microphone directly to her mouth
Im finding myself laighing harder and harder every time Katya says "Rich" 💀🤣🤣🤣
She drops the “rich” bomb when Trixie casually and innocently mentions some recently purchased designer item. “Old” is usually the next shoe to fall. 😂
Just about died when she said "Fena Barbitall? Not rich, thank you!"
just wanted to remind people a genocide going on in the congo due to big tech companies mining for cobalt there. similar to what’s happening with blood diamonds, except worse cos cobalt is used in all our phones, computers, electric vehicles etc
so please do what you can boycott big tech.
• use your phone as long as you can
• refurbish you current tech or buy new tech second hand
please everyone read up, don’t contribute to the genocide in the congo 🇨🇩❤️❤️❤️
(also phone shaming is dumb and capitalism and consumer culture is the enemy)
I love that you added actionable, reasonable requests in this! I hope others see it and become more aware of their tech purchases/usage.
I love my Samsungs but I ride them til the wheels fall off. As long as it can sustain operating system updates & has storage, why get a new one? Because Apple told you you needed the newest thing? My first phone was one of those Nokias you could literally drive over and it would still work.
Yesss!!! Do not replace your electronics until absolutely necessary and go for refurbished or 2nd hand replacements. Free Congo 🇨🇩
Thank you for this. I use my tech till it's dead bc I'm poor, but this confirms that it's actually a good thing to do.
Our phones are made to die * they stop updating at a certain point. * to force us to get new ones . It’s a scam but they know they can cuz smart phones are extensions of us at this point
The portrait of even older Katya peeking out behind the bush behind Trixie is taking me out 💀
"Even older" 💀
The Trixie behind Katya too lol
At first i thought it was bc they just hadn’t hung them but now i think it’s a choice 😂
That queen probably said he loved your iPhone 10 because Trixie said that to you on Unhhhh on the Phones episode.
Oh my gosh!
Compared to Trixie’s 15 Plus with a terabyte of memory…
*”Rich”*
Lol, j/k… sorta
Omg 😭😭
wake up honey- your emotional support podcast is on!
Thanks to your profile picture, i read your comment with chandler's voice and i can totally picture him saying that to monica 😂
@@CalliopexMaria love that 😄
Dammit…how you’d know
This and The Broski Reprort keep me bobbing atop the vicious river that is this life 😭😭
Can’t wait for katya to see Dune 2
She said she’s over dune
@@GlitterSn1ffer What? When? 🥺
@@hannahharrison111 in one of these podcasts I can’t remember which. She says that she watched it again and realised that the story wasn’t good and other things
@@GlitterSn1ffershe tweeted that she would goon over dune part 2 recently
@@eido4220 wonderful
Honestly one of the few things getting me through the impending apocalypse
Gworl same
Only thing getting me through a dubiously one sided deeper psychological situationship
Ugh, same….
They brought back the infamous voicemail!!!!!
😍
Honestly, you should’ve told that Twink about the cobalt crisis and Africa and people literally dying for those iPhones
".....yes...annnd???" said Twink B, looking to his fellow Twinkies.
"That's an Arianna song, Mr. Old-Bald" laughed Twink 3.
"Yeeeaah..." the gaggle of Twinks taunted as they exited the elevator.
Scene 7, Disc 2 - Shaming Mr. Old-Bald.
writing sm to take up space ⏮⏭3️⃣6️⃣3️⃣8️⃣🔢8️⃣⏮⏮⏭2️⃣4️⃣🔟🔢⏺🔽⏭⏮⏭3️⃣⏺⏮⏺
writing sm to take up space ⏮⏭3️⃣6️⃣3️⃣8️⃣🔢8️⃣⏮⏮⏭2️⃣4️⃣🔟🔢⏺🔽⏭⏮⏭3️⃣⏺⏮⏺
Katya's "Hello?? Hello Hii" remains one of my fave pod moments ever
Lady Bunny has an underestimated ability to be one of the most iconic queens that also happens to act as a surrogate mother for many girls.
Not meaning to date myself _(as I inadvertently do just that)_ I remember Lady Bunny and “Mama” Ru as “baby drag queens” from the NYC club scene back in the day. Frequent sightings at Boy Bar, Palladium, The Cock among the many other East Village clubs were de rigueur. They’d even deign to make an occasional “cameo” at The Anvil on far W 14th St. Spotting them, Holly Woodlawn, Klaus Nomi, Keith Haring, Joey Arias, etc out-and-about was “just another night out.” I was an undergrad at Parsons (W. Vill) and we were the “club kids du jour” running around in wild abandon, causing mayhem & leaving a trail of knuckle-dragging plebs with maws agape in our wake! Andy’s “shock value” was still being used widely. *“They were the best of times and they were the worst of times.”*
Tea will be spilled when my memoirs are published, but only the finest tea; the little rosebuds that bloom in the cup at that overpriced teahouse on the UES. 😜
my god, you're fantastic!@@The_Crucible714
17:44 "she's a little chatty, has a high voice, and, you know, i said well, you're my daughter, so, i accept you." -barack obama
and i live by that!
Smiling through the pain as the ladies get another bh sponsorship
“I don’t know if I wanna get in the water at a place called beef dip” 😂
Katya not knowing Miriam margoles is crazy they would love her
She'd probably recognize Miriam if she saw her, if I had to guess. Always the way with character actors.
Katya’s Auntie - they must be long lost relatives 😂😂
Yesss!!! Miriam is a whole other level of unhinged lol
Senior animal science student here and there is a difference between animal welfare and animal rights! Cool that I get to contribute a (hopefully) good comment!!
Katya is right in that animals technically don’t have “rights.” We in America (and many other countries) have established welfare laws around the quality of life of animals in casual, food, entertainment, educational, and research use. Animal rights is more about the ethical arguments concerning the treatment and use of animals by humans overall.
Hope you found that interesting! :)
I'm actually crying at my desk listening to Katya's voicemail
The Dolls are the Dolls, and the Turd is the Turd.
The amount of times I quote that voicemail is insane. I walk around the house "Hello.... High.... Hello High".
I swear its like Katya's "you betta lay low" or "bong-bong"
“She has a Range Rover”😂🤣
It’s the cheap little one
The fact that iPhone fanatics can tell what gen it is just by glancing at it just proves how fucking painfully obsessed with having an iPhone they are and it is so pathetic
love that katya STILL didn’t know it was her for a minute
These two, it's just unexplainable how much I appreciate them. For years and years, I have seen people tell celebrities "You saved my life!'. I have always rolled my eyes at shit like that.
Now I am never going to claim that Trixie and Katya have saved my life. I have been through some *aweful* shit, they have not solved those problems.
What they have done is give me something to look forward to, make me laugh, give me a pathway to talking to my dad about my love of women, distract me from the terribleness of my life and omg so much more.
I have seen people online who are extremely affected by celebrities but I never thought that I would ever benin that same situation.
These two people who do not, and never will, know who I am, have given me happy moments in my life and I will always be greatful for that.
A subject I can relate to!! As a hairstylist, Trixie is 100% right you get the VERY basics of how to do haircuts and chemical treatments, and then once working in a salon, you really get some deep education how the daily hair life is, the real do's and don'ts, and straight up dealing with the PUBLIC
Forgot to add BUT! It's a difference between mixing the color and being certified to apply the color ~
"animals don't have rights. we have rights bc we decided that we have rights." YEAH GIRL, THAT'S THE POINT
The peace I feel…. For at least the first 13 minutes Trixie interrupted katya only once and katya flawlessly returned to her topic. I can enjoy both of them SO MUCH more.
Trixie! We love everything you have to say but thank you for letting Katya have the floor! We love everything she says too.
I can't believe katya had the same initial reaction as when trixie showed her that voicemail for the first time 💀💀😂😂😂
Alan Cumming played all the parts in MacBeth. I got to see it at the Barrymore. Insanely amazing.
KATYA: He did Requiem for a Dream.
TRIXIE: Have you ever seen Troop Beverly Hills?
That might as well have been:
KATYA: Have you ever been to a Siberian prison in the dead of winter?
TRIXIE: Have you ever been to Disney at Christmas Time?
the switch from you better lay low to you better rise up i'm obsessed
I love that there are little video effects every once in a while now.
end of 1st ad read: 2:45
end of 2nd ad read: 21:00
end of 3rd ad read: 37:36
The fact that Katya mentioned all this stuff about lady bunny during bianca’s episode makes me so happy
ikr!! I was LIVING
Excited for the new "YOU BETTER RISE UP! PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD" vocal stim era
Not Trixie wearing Biancas’ orthopedic drag shoe.
How does Trixie manage to be so good at impressions? Cher, Swedish and Obama.
The range! 🤣🤣
One of the many attributes I love about Katya is that she will always give a girl her flowers!
Not Katya telling Trixie about The Cursed again 💀💀💀
It was really fun eating breakfast sausages while listening about turds floating in the pool. Not to mention, I had miso soup last night, or maybe it was bear pool juice! 🤢😂
It's been years since the "people eat while listening to this" discussion. You should know better by now.
Idk why we eat while listening to this. Its horrible every time 🤢 but this is my snack and entertainment time 🥴
12:51 “Really? I literally dress like her and DJ like her and wear her size wigs, but maybe she hasn’t picked up on it.” LMAOOO
The people who clock old iphones are the ones who don't even have an emergency or retirement fund. Bleeuugh
I don't think I would know what day of the week it was without this C U N T E N T
This weekly pod is one of the only things keeping me going.
Y’all are gonna shit when I tell you that ALL screens are measured diagonally, not just TVs.
Need Katya’s Dune2 review
I'm thoroughly enjoying the distinct cackle from the crew throughout these pods
i adore these two
Trixie, asking people who work with you-on any level whether contract or direct employee-to party with you is playing Russian roulette. Don't do it. Keep your roles and worlds full separate.
I would love to see a film pod by Katya!!
Absolutely!!!
I just know this is going to be a banger.
I got a $60 pair of sketchers that are like walking on clouds.
"Is that a Bunny-ism?"
Can't properly express how excited I get when new episodes are uploaded. ❤
I saw mother! in the theater and found it truly horrifying. To me it felt like a movie about how the patriarchy uses up and destroys women. I was stunned at the end. And then I heard it was a Biblical allegory and I was like "oh" haha
Lmfao same diff, right?!?
I went at 3pm on a work day alone. It was just me and one other person in the screen and I was shell shocked by the end. It's such a hectic third act. The other guy in the screen and I clocked each other on the way out and we both looked drained. Great film, still haven't watched it again since though, once was enough lol.
Mother... another bald pod dropped🙏🙏 our saviors frr
I'm living for the laughing in the background. 😆 ❤
been wondering who’s voice trixie has been imitating the last few pods, listened to the chime ad, whole time it was barack 😭
I have followed both of you from the beginning. I love the raw and real and I love the drag. You guys are quick, witty, and fucking fierce. ❤❤❤
thank you for the rochester shout out 😂 we love you guys
Thank you Katya for standing up for people like me, and spreading our story. I feel seen, heard and proud to be an iPhone 12 owner.
This podcast episode recapping some of their best episodes of the podcast is perfection
"Mother" is one of my favorite movies. It's ridiculously unsettling, the camera work is amazing, Jennifer Lawrence is ridiiiiiculously good... but I digress. One time I partook in the MJ and I got waaaaaay too invested
I watched the Cursed and it was incredible!! Thank u Katya!❤ it's on Prime
Jennifer Lawrence spoke on how she was effectively minorly traumatized by Mother. Something about it hitting too close to pregnancy/motherhood triggers.
the way i saw the voicemail clip just before i started watching this pod ep and they're randomly talking abt it rn i love them
Them talking about haircuts, and me glancing at the title of the pod. Love ❤️
Your sound engineer/ friend howling in the background is always so charming.
Allen Cummings played The Bog King in George Lucas' "Strange Magic". You would love this animated musical about Love and the heart wants what it wants. 💖
I think they would make fun of it
@@themaybeso6117 I don't think Trixie or Katya would.
obsessed w katya talking about the cursed again!
I was having a terrible morning and this made it so much better thank you 💕
thank you for talking about hair splinters, it's an issue no one speaks up about enough!!!! can't tell you how many times I've also stepped on a whisker and got it stuck like a splinter 😭
my stylist has an apprentice. i'm with katya on not talking so she uses my appointments to talk everything through with the gal lol. i jokingly call it a teaching hospital now.
really appreciate the chattanooga tn representation here lately
I'm so happy to see Trixie and Katya with their own podcast
Tracy’s lil random laugh always makes me LOL 😂 get that gurl on the pod! 🤗
The synopsis of Cursed once more. Thank you darling Katya lol
I look forward to your pod every week!
i love how they switch topics every 5 minutes omg… ❤ from talking about beauty school to peeing in pools
51:47 I love the arm mirroring hahah❤
the little girls DAD in the ad...........MY GOD I love the chime's ads
Thanks for the song rec, Katya. I dig MARUV
IS THE COMEBACK OF THE VOICEMAIL YES!
you better rise is the new you better lay low
I could not believe there's not one comment about "you better riiiise!" and here it is! 👏🏻
Yaaaaay love opening the tube and seeing g a new episode
that is soooooo funny, and who ever is laughing in the background is delightful!
Aaaah, my third therapist ❤
Out of everybody here, who would be the three…
just bros bopping to bunbun
they can really talk about floating turnds and they got me thinking its a tedX
The ‘mother disowning the unmentionable at the pool’ comment has kept me in a state of shock & giggles.
The ads on this one are next level!! They made me laugh just as much as the actual episode