Omg imagine him guiding you through a city and always having 'some tea to spill'... That would be such a great thing for him to do: He would make so much money. People would pay him (no matter how much he charges) double the amount just because he knows what he's talking about!
@@carolineluciamichalski2804 and now I've revealed how little I know or care about Pinocchio lol! But thanks for the info, did not know that! Closest I've come to anything Italian is Pizza Hut.
Hahaha, considered that Pizza Hut comes from Kansas and the owner wasn’t even half italian…means that you haven’t come very close to Italy. Pinocchio is a beautiful book. In Europe every kid reads it at least once. Give it a try or give a real pizza that doesn’t come from Wichita a try 😉
The whole video was hysterically funny but with that said I almost fell over when you said the northern Italian won’t have blood but his southern Italian will. That summed up the whole peninsula. I enjoy all of your videos and one of these days I’d like to see you in person. You’re a breath of fresh air angst many good comics. Being a game in myself I really understand the well of your humor. Keep up the great work and keep making videos. Thanks so much for making me laugh just before I go to bed at night.
I love love love every time Matteo mentions his criminal past at Michaels. I completely understand. It would never occur to me to steal from nice places like Macy's...but something about useless craft supplies .... 😂 Lol
I need an entire tree of beefcake Mermen. Holy shit. I love your vibe Matteo-curious, intelligent, utterly disgusted and mildly amused-you crack me up. Thanks for another fun romp in NYC. 😉👌💗
@@IsabelleAProf I was more thinking of the similar flags. I think the snow and short summers we share affect our character in a similar way You’re also right that a Swede and a Quebecer that aren’t fluent in English sounds the same in English
Maybe we sound alike… I can’t really hear it. Here are some Swedes talking English: Previous prime minister: ua-cam.com/video/S087OHdCG8I/v-deo.html Alexander Skarsgård and Swedish slang: ua-cam.com/video/KZBNfn3Qo7I/v-deo.html How to do a Swedish accent: ua-cam.com/video/2T7kvXuytIs/v-deo.html
The tourist group you were following were from Quebec.. You can tell by the flag one of them is holding , and if you listen very closely you can here " Ben oui Ginette, on part bientôt" 🤣
Yes, his mother is half Mexican and half Italian. His father is Irish . He said it once before, you would never known because he really is desperate to convey being Italian. My friends father is Japanese and Filipino , the mother is American( mix of Western European of some sort. It would be odd if she was walking around speaking Japanese and forcing the stereotypes but was never born in japan, is as much Filipino as she is japanese, but only talks “Japanese this, and in japan this and walking around in little Tokyo its kind of cringe .” I get being proud , but it’s weird because it comes across contrived and forced. My friend is proud being Japanese/Filipino, just used her as an example .
Those ornaments are fantastic. This holiday season I plan to sneak similar ones onto random Christmas trees around town. Hopefully places like Chick Fil A & Hobby Lobby will have trees up.
I used to see Matteo around the UES from time to time on the street around 2017-2018. And he does this fuckin purse lipped smirk when he realizes you recognize him, no matter how discreet you try and look at him
@@arturobandini4078 Can you really blame them though? Whenever I'm abroad I feel like I have to immediately follow "I'm American" up with, "but not like inbred Bible thumping trash American." I went to college in Paris and people were genuinely surprised that I was both American and cultured. I'm like, "Yeah, any parent who has taken their kid to Disneyland, but has never taken them to a major art museum, or The Smithsonian, or whatever, should have their kids taken away from them."
They're both blue with some kind of cross 😆 The irony is that he wears a souvenir tshirt from Magog in some of his UA-cam shorts! I love him for that...😊
LAST time I was in Little Italy there was a festival going on at night with tons of people and one of the stands had THE MOST GORGEOUS Italian guy working the counter and I must have walked back and forth 20 times just to stare at him. Rice to Riches is TOTALLY worth a stop when you are in Little Italy.
Yassss! I DO want you to become the Cannoli Queen. In fact, I want you to have a whacked-out get-up, like Tina Turner in Tommy, and come out of a swing door kitchen with a hypodermic needle full of cannoli filling.
That was fun. It was like I was there. Cool I can cross it off my bucket list. Thanks Mateo for bringing us along ( if I had enough $ I'd buy u the whole display of gaiety)
Chicago Italian here and I agree that our Little Italy is lame sauce compared to east coast. Boston’s little Italy blew me away. Grazie for the laughs!
LOL I had to pause the video and come down here! I used to work at Michael's too and I am indeed triggered by glitter xD a couple weeks ago, my bf and I were at a thrift store and he put a piece of fall decor in the basket and I was immediately like "no, absolutely not". And when he asked why I pointed out that it had glitter on it and it was going to get everywhere! He quickly saw reason and put it back but it had already gotten glitter on the other things in the cart!
This guy! Jo Koy turned me on to him and he's amazing! But I thought he said he was Mexican at another time and I've heard him speak a little bit of German now hearing his Italian🤌I love this guy!!!🧡
me: i want a merman ornament just for everyday decor now 😍 also me, thinking i was woke and suddenly feeling sheltered: "google: circuit party meaning"
Love your channel and your comedy. You had me lol I'm from Chicago, I know Miss Foozie the image needed to be blond but it does look like her, she's still working can't keep a good queen down.
I’d pretty much watch Matteo do anything. 😅
Same
Same here.
And we are waiting for his onlyfans acct
Or anybody..
ditto!!
Matteo needs his own show on the Travel Channel. He is so hilarious and his stand up is awesome!!
Yes!!!!
He needs his own show. Period.
I’d watch it…but he’s a comedian so someone would be offended 10 minutes into season one episode one🙄and the show would be cancelled 🤦🏻♀️
YEEEEEEES
Like Rick Steve's Europe, but it's Mateo Lane's Mediocre America.
Matteo would make an epic city guide 😂
With his accents, languages and humor he would be fabulous!
Omg imagine him guiding you through a city and always having 'some tea to spill'... That would be such a great thing for him to do: He would make so much money. People would pay him (no matter how much he charges) double the amount just because he knows what he's talking about!
"Not them throwing Audrey Hepburn amongst all the gays" legit made me lol!
I mean, she is a gay icon after all lol.
Cares so little about Pinocchio he fucked up Geppetto's name and called him Guiseppe. 🤣
Excuse you, his name is Guiseppe Geppetto. Matteo's clearly on a first name basis.
🤣🤣🤣 Geppetto is the diminutive of Giuseppe and he was also called Polendina by the kids where he lived.
@@carolineluciamichalski2804 and now I've revealed how little I know or care about Pinocchio lol! But thanks for the info, did not know that! Closest I've come to anything Italian is Pizza Hut.
Wrong. The name Geppetto is a Tuscan diminutive of the name Giuseppe (Italian for Joseph).
Hahaha, considered that Pizza Hut comes from Kansas and the owner wasn’t even half italian…means that you haven’t come very close to Italy. Pinocchio is a beautiful book. In Europe every kid reads it at least once. Give it a try or give a real pizza that doesn’t come from Wichita a try 😉
“A southern Italian will definitely have blood on their statue” hahaha you got that right !
The whole video was hysterically funny but with that said I almost fell over when you said the northern Italian won’t have blood but his southern Italian will. That summed up the whole peninsula. I enjoy all of your videos and one of these days I’d like to see you in person. You’re a breath of fresh air angst many good comics. Being a game in myself I really understand the well of your humor. Keep up the great work and keep making videos. Thanks so much for making me laugh just before I go to bed at night.
I love this, funny with a little spin on it, adds a spice to his humor, man has a true gift, being fabulous and funny.
The entire row of leather fetish merman tree ornaments in a year-round Christmas store in Little Italy is simply awesome.
That’s gay rights
Someone bought one of those for me one year, now I know where he got it! 😂
I love love love every time Matteo mentions his criminal past at Michaels.
I completely understand.
It would never occur to me to steal from nice places like Macy's...but something about useless craft supplies .... 😂 Lol
“Only Italians celebrate violence” 🤣🤣 so wrong, yet so funny.
“If you taka my space, I breaka you face!” *These are facts* 😮😂
please, if you ever get in drag, Cannoli Queen HAS to be your name!
I need an entire tree of beefcake Mermen. Holy shit.
I love your vibe Matteo-curious, intelligent, utterly disgusted and mildly amused-you crack me up. Thanks for another fun romp in NYC. 😉👌💗
They have them on Amazon! My mom said I should start collecting them so she'd have an excuse to see hot guys on the Christmas tree lol
@@tenshikaren Nice, good to know and your mom is right! 😉👌
I love these Mateo complains videos!!
as a former 4.5 year michaels employee, i can attest my eye doctor and I are both deeply traumatized by glitter.
5:34 As a Quebecer, Matteo mistaken them for Swede is fair
because of the strong physical or vocal resemblance😆?
I heard the accents from Lac St-Jean and Stockholm are very similar... (I'm from Montreal, for the record) (edited for typo)
@@IsabelleAProf I was more thinking of the similar flags.
I think the snow and short summers we share affect our character in a similar way
You’re also right that a Swede and a Quebecer that aren’t fluent in English sounds the same in English
@@IsabelleAProf hahah. Im from lac saint-Jean. I think its true, we have that guttural "R" that is very unique in Quebec.
Maybe we sound alike… I can’t really hear it. Here are some Swedes talking English:
Previous prime minister: ua-cam.com/video/S087OHdCG8I/v-deo.html
Alexander Skarsgård and Swedish slang: ua-cam.com/video/KZBNfn3Qo7I/v-deo.html
How to do a Swedish accent: ua-cam.com/video/2T7kvXuytIs/v-deo.html
from 6:35 to 6:48, matteo is walking around saying the food names with his hands in his pocket, juuuuust like my nonno would do 🤣
Matteo: 2 scoops of gelato, i gotta go to gym
Me: 2 scoops of gelato, i'm having this again after dinner
🤣
The christmas store really needs to start stocking THOSE rupaul christmas ornaments
The tourist group you were following were from Quebec.. You can tell by the flag one of them is holding , and if you listen very closely you can here " Ben oui Ginette, on part bientôt" 🤣
Flag, sloppy French, both excited to be there AND can't wait to leave. That's us.
I love Matteo. He just saying whatever he wants to with little humor. I love when he saw the gay ornaments lol 😂 they must be on K or G 👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️
They need to make a Matteo Mermaid ornament holding a bottle of K!
im impressed by your language skills. you know so many languages and your accent is always on point.
well he is Italian lol
@@wewenang5167: He is American but with a family of Italian immigrants where he learnt the language.
He is a quarter Italian and quarter Mexican. He is as much Italian as he is Mexican. But hides that fact. His father is Irish.
@@matteooliveira1200 really?! I thought he was half Italian and half Mexican
Yes, his mother is half Mexican and half Italian. His father is Irish . He said it once before, you would never known because he really is desperate to convey being Italian. My friends father is Japanese and Filipino , the mother is American( mix of Western European of some sort. It would be odd if she was walking around speaking Japanese and forcing the stereotypes but was never born in japan, is as much Filipino as she is japanese, but only talks “Japanese this, and in japan this and walking around in little Tokyo its kind of cringe .” I get being proud , but it’s weird because it comes across contrived and forced. My friend is proud being Japanese/Filipino, just used her as an example .
😅😅😅"That one retail worker looking overwhelmed!" I spit my coffee out, that was so funny!😂😂
4:30 **waves while emptying RV into storm drain** "Shitter's full!" LOL!
Thank you for always bringing some laughter into my world.
I wish I had Matteo's lung capacity he never stops for a breath. I love his channel I always smile from begining to end .
Thank god, more Matteo content. I already binged the rest.
Those ornaments are fantastic. This holiday season I plan to sneak similar ones onto random Christmas trees around town. Hopefully places like Chick Fil A & Hobby Lobby will have trees up.
Why waste your time and money?
"I wanna see a dual between all the cannoli kings" 😆
OMG, the Foozie deep cuts. Miss Foozie is still working!
Hands down the funniest travel show I’ve ever watched. 🌈 More more!
This was such a fun look at Little Italy actually!
Im so glad I found your channel, Matteo! You are so damn cute AND fucking funny!!!! You make my day.
Matteo you need to have your own podcast.
I think he does
Check out _Inside the Closet_ with him and Emma Willmann! It's hilarious 😂😂
I used to see Matteo around the UES from time to time on the street around 2017-2018. And he does this fuckin purse lipped smirk when he realizes you recognize him, no matter how discreet you try and look at him
Love the dad shorts🤣 but that’s okay I’m currently in Skechers 🤣🤦🏼♂️🤣
Matteo wears them dad shorts well! 😉
@@jeffpetrie7744 Matteo wears everything well… he probably wears nothing well too.😏
I feel like Little Italy exists so that incredibly provincial Americans can feel like they're eating "foreign food."
Most Americans claim to be “foreign” anyway since their great, great, great grandfather’s uncle’s sister was from Ireland, or Italy, or wherever.
@@arturobandini4078 Can you really blame them though? Whenever I'm abroad I feel like I have to immediately follow "I'm American" up with, "but not like inbred Bible thumping trash American."
I went to college in Paris and people were genuinely surprised that I was both American and cultured. I'm like, "Yeah, any parent who has taken their kid to Disneyland, but has never taken them to a major art museum, or The Smithsonian, or whatever, should have their kids taken away from them."
@@Bunny-ch2ul because the US embraces being anti-intellectual and refined while at the same time encouraging diversity and inclusivity. It is strange.
Hottest gay guy on UA-cam (except for maybe Amp & Kristopher)
Also I ❤️the idea of a gay Xmas tree 😂
The blood on southern Mary & Jesus statue 😂😂😂👍🏼 amazing
Lmao he is right about chicagos little Italy
(5:35) Matteo is handsome and funny ... but doesn't know the Flag of Quebec so he's relatable.
They're both blue with some kind of cross 😆 The irony is that he wears a souvenir tshirt from Magog in some of his UA-cam shorts! I love him for that...😊
That gelato (at the 2:25 mark) had me thinking of something else we boys have swinging between our legs. 😝
LAST time I was in Little Italy there was a festival going on at night with tons of people and one of the stands had THE MOST GORGEOUS Italian guy working the counter and I must have walked back and forth 20 times just to stare at him. Rice to Riches is TOTALLY worth a stop when you are in Little Italy.
I need to know where to order those Circuit Party Christmas ornaments!!!! Lol
Yassss! I DO want you to become the Cannoli Queen. In fact, I want you to have a whacked-out get-up, like Tina Turner in Tommy, and come out of a swing door kitchen with a hypodermic needle full of cannoli filling.
this is amazing! loved the tour specially that last store. Now I want a Matteo Visits Arthur Avenue video!
Little Italy is so cleaned up!! Used to live there about 15 years ago
Enjoyed your tour of Little Italy, and will add this to my next visit to NYC, especially for that Christmas store and the dozens? of CANNOLI KINGS!!👑
I was just in NY and missed little Italy, thanks for showing it.
Love your videos 👏👏👏
The yasification of Christmas continues. And now I know this year's tree theme.
That was fun. It was like I was there. Cool I can cross it off my bucket list. Thanks Mateo for bringing us along ( if I had enough $ I'd buy u the whole display of gaiety)
Sits on his face and says LIE to me! LIE to me! Lie Lie Lie... hahaha
Can confirmed, ex Michaels employees get triggered by glitter and the smell of cinnamon
Love how talks about how great Little Italy is with an Italian themed smoke shop behind him😂
PLEEEEEEASE debut Cannoli Kween!!! 😂
Go back and get those gay christmas ornaments!!!
Was interesting to watch! You`re always funny! Thanks for sharing Matteo! Ciao!
Omg those ornaments
I'm dead
“Everything from Neapolitan nativity sets to gay circuit party tree ornaments” _they really do have it all!_
Looking at the merman ornaments like, "BE STILL, MY HEART!!!"
It wasn't about the candied almonds it was about the ceramic trinket box they came in at weddings AND YOU KNOW IT
We had just pastel mesh bags filled with those
@@eda5927 my family is extra for no reason
@@villaintina5522 to be honest they are great entertainment for when you don't want to talk with the family members
I swear my family had some of those petrified in their china cabinets dated back to the 1950s!
I love that Last scene with the mafia style Last supper painting
Chicago Italian here and I agree that our Little Italy is lame sauce compared to east coast. Boston’s little Italy blew me away. Grazie for the laughs!
LOL I had to pause the video and come down here! I used to work at Michael's too and I am indeed triggered by glitter xD a couple weeks ago, my bf and I were at a thrift store and he put a piece of fall decor in the basket and I was immediately like "no, absolutely not". And when he asked why I pointed out that it had glitter on it and it was going to get everywhere! He quickly saw reason and put it back but it had already gotten glitter on the other things in the cart!
I want every single one of those gay Christmas decorations
Armssss!! 🤩🤩
I love that Miss Foozie got a shout out!!!! HELLO PINEAPPLES! LOL!!!!!!!!!
We need a video of Matteo and Nick decorating a room for Christmas
Subscribed! This makes me laugh so hard.
The shade he threw on Chicago's Little Italy is totally fair haha my favorite Italian spot is Club Lucky in Bucktown
Christmas Prince is THE BEST! 😂❤️😂
This give me life! It’s like a Coco Peru video!
I too gasped in excitement about those mermaid ornaments
Matteo is literally my fav comedian and that's not just cause we share the same first name.
Omg you are awesome love your humor and your recipes 😍 ❤️.
Omg....so funny..Love you Matteo! Cant wait to see you in Pittsburgh!!
Gay Italian circuit party Christmas decorations. Mwa! 😘🤌
“Ooooooh a transexual flag, how progressive!” 😂😂😂
He totally forgot the little grocery store with his favorite pasta. 🤣
Watching Matteo eat gelato and flex his bicep? Sounds good to me
Love the circuit section of the Christmas store too 😂
As a Mexican who's never been to Little Italy, I would be thrilled to have Matteo be my tour guide 😂
I want to hang out with Matteo! He's so much fun! 😍
You need to make more of these tours / roasts
Please come to Leeds, UK someday! I would love your commentary on our little Yorkshire City.
Nah, them almonds are at every Jamaican U.K. wedding to 😂
Matteo on Molly/G.... Now THAT'S GOT to be FUNNY!! 😂
This guy! Jo Koy turned me on to him and he's amazing! But I thought he said he was Mexican at another time and I've heard him speak a little bit of German now hearing his Italian🤌I love this guy!!!🧡
me: i want a merman ornament just for everyday decor now 😍
also me, thinking i was woke and suddenly feeling sheltered: "google: circuit party meaning"
Did you find more than you bargained for? 😆
@@FORGOTTENMINDFREAK23 lol nah, i watch a lot of yaoi, it's not that serious
I love the gay hunky mermaid ornament
I LOVE the salt and pepper hair as you wear it well! You need a merman Christmas tree!!
Ehtel Merman
I'm SO distracted by the biceps. But I love it.
Love your channel and your comedy. You had me lol I'm from Chicago, I know Miss Foozie the image needed to be blond but it does look like her, she's still working can't keep a good queen down.
"Excuses for Matteo to use his Italian accent"
I don't know how you held back. I would have bought all those gay Xmas ornaments 🎄
You’re the Italian cousin I would hope to find through ancestry or something 😂
5:30 Quebec!
The only thing that I don’t like about this video is that 8 minutes is too short. It should have at least 2 hours!
Right! I could’ve watched a whole special of this alone
after watching this video and your shorts, gotta say that you're one of my favorite stand ups 😂
As southern Italian, my mum surely has a bloody Virgin Mary statue