sometimes as a chicana i feel weird not being able to speak spanish super fluently even tho it was actually my first language but then I hear how confidently people like matteo say they can speak spanish and then I HEAR how they speak spanish and I feel better about how much I can speak lmao
Same here. I still hold back sometimes but I try not to because people really do appreciate the effort of you trying. Sometimes they'll even help you to pronounce or say things more correctly which is nice.
I would’ve loved to have known what was going through that man’s head who was standing right behind Matteo when he said he was gonna bring the Boba Fett mask to a sex party 🤣
The guy turned directly towards the camera listening in on what he was saying during the second mask he would “walk into the sex party wearing” had me weak.
I lost it at the Sailor Moon reference because thats exactly what I thought when he picked it up. But I specifically remember Usagi saying "oh Darien!" in the voice Mateo made. I just feel seen lmfao
This was fucking hilarious and great. As a native New Yorker (from the city! Big difference people), I needed this roast of time square. We all need this. 👏🏽😂
That M&M wall is a dangerous game when your 16. I spent $50 accidentally. Ate none of it. Cause I forgot about them in my hotel room. Field trips for kids ya know. Also love the Frankie grande slander. Keep it coming.
The fact that the mango was the best part confirms Matteo as my spirit animal. The best mask/helmet for him is an apolonian warm metal one, with crystaline feathers around the eyes. Hawkgirl style, "Emily Ratajkowski 2019 met gala"-esque. Change my mind.
Hmm, I guess it's time to tell off Netflix. I'm personally offended that they haven't offered/given you a special. At least, I got to see you live in Miami. That was a blast! Thank you for the gut busting laughs.
Ursula is the best. She did exactly what she said she would and yet everyone got upset about it. She’s just teaching Ariel how to be a feminist. Don’t give up your voice and unique body for a man, girl.
Lol i cant with u, too funny. U remember me of (Miss Coco Peru) type of vibe, like when she goes around and roast places/ stuff etc.... She makes me laugh as well. =D
Just stumbled upon Matteo on my UA-cam recommended - he’s fluent in multiple languages, I adore his Chicago accent, he’s effing hilarious, and hot as hell I’m dying over here
It must have been much more interesting a worthwhile before the sleaze was "cleaned up', I read Samuel Delaney's book Times Square Red, Times Square Blue and have a secondhand sense of the humanity of the old setup.
OMG! It was CRAZY back before it was “sanitized.” My first job in publishing was on 43rd St just off 8th Ave, right around the corner from the Adonis (gay) theater.
This further reaffirms my disinclination to ever waste time, energy, money and effort to be in that part of the world, especially this part. It looks like a horrible tourist trap magnified a gazillion times.... UGH....
Well, Times Square is a special little chunk of Disney-fied tourist dystopia in a really fascinating city. New York is not a place I’d want to live long-term, but I’m really glad it exists; it’s just it’s own reality.
@@sazji best quote from a song...."Live in California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Live in New York city once, but leave before it makes you hard" Wear Sunscreen by Baz Luhrmann
I normally watch your shorts. But now all I get are thumbnails of your flexing while on podcasts 🤣. But definitely glad I found your content, always fun
Fantastic! I love all the comments when you were shopping! I really would love to see you in a Netflicks or other major network special .I hope all is well with your stand-up and life in general.
GIVE THIS MAN A NETFLIX SPECIAL! Personally I vouch for him because the only other person who was able to make me scream-laugh besides Matteo was Louis CK.
"There's a specific type of gay that would wear this, and that gay is Frankie Grande" lmaoooo
It was funny how he brutally burnt him but, who is he? 😅🤣
@@ricardorojas3872 Ariana Grande brother.
Oh I wheezed when he said that
Scientifically proven I hear.
Honestly Netflix should give you a special
Fr I would live for that
Agreed
....on a platter begging our Matteo for his forgiveness
sometimes as a chicana i feel weird not being able to speak spanish super fluently even tho it was actually my first language but then I hear how confidently people like matteo say they can speak spanish and then I HEAR how they speak spanish and I feel better about how much I can speak lmao
ps i know he's part mexican my point is that his spanish is not perfect and neither is mine so maybe I'll stop feelin bad about how I speak it lolol
@@averyanahi hahah i learned italian first then spanish, so i speak spatalian haha
Same here. I still hold back sometimes but I try not to because people really do appreciate the effort of you trying. Sometimes they'll even help you to pronounce or say things more correctly which is nice.
@@matteolanecomedy Lol. My grandma spoke Portuñol.
I grew up thinking my Spanish to was perfect, and better than any of my cousins, until I started using it a professional context. Umm, no mijo.
I cannot describe how frequently I busted out into full blown belly laughs while in a crowded nail salon. You're incredible
"Not like cats where everyone looks like they have Hep C" made me spit out my coffee.
The cackle that came outta me when he said that 😂😂😂
I like how you touched the sparkly thing despite the Do Not Touch sign. I stan an unbothered queen. 😂
The effortless charisma and wit is Matteo's way of letting everyone know, "You ain't never had a friend like me".
The Italian accent when you speak Spanish! I love it.
I would’ve loved to have known what was going through that man’s head who was standing right behind Matteo when he said he was gonna bring the Boba Fett mask to a sex party 🤣
I’ve been binging on Matteo all month….He is so naturally funny!
The guy turned directly towards the camera listening in on what he was saying during the second mask he would “walk into the sex party wearing” had me weak.
5:05 Nothing he hasn’t heard before I’m sure! 😂
Honestly this is the best, it's like walking around the mall with a friend.
Yeah, but NONE of my friends are this incredibly hilarious! 😂
do this at every city you're touring in Matteo! love it!
The thing about there being no more baritones in Broadway is SO TRUE!
I lost it at the Sailor Moon reference because thats exactly what I thought when he picked it up. But I specifically remember Usagi saying "oh Darien!" in the voice Mateo made. I just feel seen lmfao
Dude, as a native speaker, your spanish was pretty good :) You speak spanish with an italian accent and I speak italian with a spanish accent lol
This was fucking hilarious and great. As a native New Yorker (from the city! Big difference people), I needed this roast of time square. We all need this. 👏🏽😂
That M&M wall is a dangerous game when your 16. I spent $50 accidentally. Ate none of it. Cause I forgot about them in my hotel room. Field trips for kids ya know. Also love the Frankie grande slander. Keep it coming.
The fact that the mango was the best part confirms Matteo as my spirit animal. The best mask/helmet for him is an apolonian warm metal one, with crystaline feathers around the eyes. Hawkgirl style, "Emily Ratajkowski 2019 met gala"-esque. Change my mind.
you're so right about broadway voices and the lack of lower voice colors! You should post more of you really singing!
I listened to the new Broadway recording of my favorite show, Caroline, or Change. And i kept thinking this has no darkness in the low notes.
He speaks Spanish with an Italian accent xD
Matteo speaking Spanish just made him the sexiest gay guy I've ever met thanks to Instagram.
Mateo: “who the hell is getting almond m&m’s??” Guy in grey shirt: “…”
Matteo: I'm such a Chicago Stan
*eats a hotdog with JUST ketchup"
The cheek, the nerve, the audacity, the gall and the gumption!
I love your sasss and sarcasm! Always good vibes with you Matteo. Can't wait for your next comedy special 👍🏽
Ugh! I freakin adore you Matteo. Everything you do is so entertaining. Please keep the content coming!
I NEED to see Matteo entering a sex party with a Zerg helmet on 😂😂
Most sex parties do not allow cameras/phones to record at their event.for privacy reasons. So good luck w/that lol.
"...you know how much dick I would get?" I just got told off for waking up my BF screaming with laughter at that.
I live under a rock and discovered you today. Been belly laughing all day, Thank you !
Dude you are too funny. Netflix please give this man a special!
Fellow Maleficent fan here and yes, Disney really dropped all the balls with her. Two movies and this is STILL happening?
Please go to LA and collab with Miss Coco Peru. I feel like you two would really get along lol
“Mexican heaven” lol! I feel so seen right now, mango with chile Tajin was my favorite after school snack growing up.
The license plate that says “Mateo” is still being made at Attica. The boys would like you to go up with John for a fitting.
Matteo needs a Versus series; him versus these places he roasts ❤️ Travel Channel series 🔥
I’m surprised but I shouldn’t be that Matteo sounds like an Italian speaking Spanish.
Hilarious as usual, but when you started talking about Sailor Moon that was the icing on the cake of how awesome you are 🌙✨
Hmm, I guess it's time to tell off Netflix. I'm personally offended that they haven't offered/given you a special. At least, I got to see you live in Miami. That was a blast! Thank you for the gut busting laughs.
finally!!!!! someone who does only ketchup on their hotdog and only cheese on their burger! we are a beautiful but dying breed
Perhaps dying because of that abominable ketchup condiment choice. Ketchup belongs on burgers. It's somewhere in Leviticus, I think.
Only in America where people identify themselves based on condiments on a fast food.
2:33 I’m ashamed as a Chicagoan you ordered ketchup on ur hotdog
Omg but the Simpson's reference! And the Sailor Moon!! Omg were meant to be friends!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Ursula is the best. She did exactly what she said she would and yet everyone got upset about it. She’s just teaching Ariel how to be a feminist. Don’t give up your voice and unique body for a man, girl.
Me emocioné mucho cuando Matteo comenzó a hablar en español 😭 pero al mismo tiempo, me dio mucha risa por su acento italiano
Lol i cant with u, too funny. U remember me of (Miss Coco Peru) type of vibe, like when she goes around and roast places/ stuff etc.... She makes me laugh as well. =D
4:55 RIP legendary comedienne Pat Carroll, who just died - she voiced Ursula.
"Not like Cats where they all look like they have Hep C." 🤣🤣🤣
Matteo I was in Times Square in 1980 wonderful place to people watch. Memory serves there were no food vendors allowed. Thank you for the update tour.
Spanish with a heavy Italian accent
Hahaha I know. I’m sorry
@@matteolanecomedy don't be! Is very charming
hahaha I enjoyed the Italian Spanish
@@matteolanecomedy All good. It's like my name-Spanish with a heavy Italian accent!
ICONIC TBH
Just stumbled upon Matteo on my UA-cam recommended - he’s fluent in multiple languages, I adore his Chicago accent, he’s effing hilarious, and hot as hell
I’m dying over here
Mango con tajin, Best part!!! Amo tus videos Mateo.
Matteo, I love you! Netflix must give you a special, period. We should start a petition! ❤️
I learned who Frankie Grande was yesterday. Now I'm here.
Sharp, witty, hilarious and adorable.
Beats any m&m combo.
I’m bordering on stalker obsessed.
😋
“The slutty m&m” is my drag name
2:50 Attn: Ted Sarandos, Netflix Content Heads, et. al.:
GIVE! MATTEO! A! SPECIAL!
We need more Mateos in the world to bring balance to the force.
Oh man, that mango is delish! Mexican fruit stands are pretty common here in California.
They do have fruit stands in NYC. I think many more are owned by Asians here. The Mexican food in LA SLAPS (but the Italian food is better in NY.)
Love the roast series and the new stuff ,great work
All these bulls are bottoming 😂😂😂
It must have been much more interesting a worthwhile before the sleaze was "cleaned up', I read Samuel Delaney's book Times Square Red, Times Square Blue and have a secondhand sense of the humanity of the old setup.
OMG! It was CRAZY back before it was “sanitized.” My first job in publishing was on 43rd St just off 8th Ave, right around the corner from the Adonis (gay) theater.
Netflix, give this man a special!
Yes Matteo should be the new naked cowboy 💀
That’s a “blast from the past” for me!💀😂
Clips bought me here. Now I want that special. NETFLIX LOOKING AT YOU
Fighting evil with moonlight
Winning love by daylight
Never running from a street fight
She is the one named Sailor Moon!
Oh my absolute!! You just brought me right back to New York! Love this!! ❤️❤️🐩
"we have enough problems, we can't be adding chocolate cake to cheese cake" 😂
"Gay squirrels love NY". There's a NYC tourism slogan
Yoooo im so glad youtube shorts recommend me your channel you are hilarious
Metteo Lane deserves, everything!!
He deserves his own show!!!
Yes finally someone notices...where are all the baritones! We need more bari songs!!!
"Ok, no shade but....vanilla ice cream cone.....that's a low point" ....is shade, no? 😆 🤣
6:42 my favorite baritone has always been Howard Keel in "Kiss Me Kate" and yes.... bring the baritone back!
This further reaffirms my disinclination to ever waste time, energy, money and effort to be in that part of the world, especially this part. It looks like a horrible tourist trap magnified a gazillion times.... UGH....
Ok but I want to try all the different kinds of M&Ms
Well, Times Square is a special little chunk of Disney-fied tourist dystopia in a really fascinating city. New York is not a place I’d want to live long-term, but I’m really glad it exists; it’s just it’s own reality.
Damn lol who pissed in your mouth?
@@sazji best quote from a song...."Live in California once, but leave before it makes you soft. Live in New York city once, but leave before it makes you hard" Wear Sunscreen by Baz Luhrmann
@@eoincampbell1584 there are other locations to visit.
I normally watch your shorts. But now all I get are thumbnails of your flexing while on podcasts 🤣. But definitely glad I found your content, always fun
6:58 I love that you referenced to Oklahoma because nobody ever does and that’s where I was born and raised. Oklahoma City.
Okay the way they semi-planned the last shot, the reflection in puddle is actually beautiful
Need more of these! And maybe bring some guests along like Schulzy
I'm so mad that I wasn't working when you went to the disney store!
Netflix give this man a special!!!
Fantastic! I love all the comments when you were shopping! I really would love to see you in a Netflicks or other major network special .I hope all is well with your stand-up and life in general.
Almond and chocolate is an iconic duo, much better than peanut
The green M&M joke killed me. She is working in a library now hahahaahh…
Do this when you come to DC!!
GIVE THIS MAN A NETFLIX SPECIAL! Personally I vouch for him because the only other person who was able to make me scream-laugh besides Matteo was Louis CK.
"I'm a Chicago stan..." ☆proceeds to order ketchup on a hot dog☆ 🤔
You have to love the mango with Tajín!!
Thanks for the tour!😊
1:20 yass gay gasp
I'm glad to see a gay channel that's not a lovely dovee couple, just a single gay man roasting everything. So relatable.
Guy is a natural, just killin it!
Love you Matteo .. enjoy NY. Also my husband Darren Marshall knew you year ago when starting out. Hugs 🫂
I have a slutty green M&M mug 😂😂 haha
Omg. Too many people. Thanks for the tour. Now I will stay clear of it. Lol
5:45 Manjo and Tajin is very very popular in the south… we would put Tajin on everything.. but it’s the best on watermelon
The gasp following the, "they have pretzel m&m's?". Are they still your friend?!
6:50 This voice... 7:20 That walk! 😃👍🖤
"..and i dont know whyyyy" hahahahahahah
Oh my god you are hilarious and very on point!!
I love it Matteo!
I was here just yesterday so now I’m frantically looking around for myself in the background
Jean shorts were a choice :) love your stuff man!