Matteo Lane Goes To Starbucks In Italy With Francesco De Carlo
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"You know what's strange? There's no smell of coffee. I don't smell coffee." Nothing is more funny than real life. Love Francesco!
There is something in that very sincere laughter of Matteo that tells me he is using that as a joke in his shows
I had to stop the video on that one, I was laughing so hard! 😂
I thought he said cock, I need help 😭😂
Which is weird because i have never been to a Starbucks that didn’t smell of burnt coffee beans.
The guy behind them reaction 😂
I love how Matteo went from speaking Italian to the barista then asking for a “iced oat milk latte” in the gayest voice ever 😭 I love him
“it’s not coffee, it’s not ice cream, it’s fake happiness” 🤣🤣
NY Starbucks is where you kill time and change your clothes between auditions.
Ooo, good to know!!!
Or steal tp. And just sit the hell down in crappy weather.
Nice to see another dancer here lol
Ahhhhh that's spot on we are living the same life I'm ded 😅☠️
Change clothes because of sweating or maybe shitting yourself?
"I smell croissants, I smell depression, but I don't smell coffee."
GOD, I LOVE YOU MATTEO. I cannot wait to see you in Boston in November.
Francesco trying desperately to be positive about this is the funniest part
Francesco wanting to frantically finish the frappucino without knowing means the starbucks sugar rush got to him
My other option is a hate crime" - When I tell you I left this earth.💀
As a Minnesotan, I’m offended Matteo is visiting Starbucks instead of our own personal shitty coffee franchise…Caribou Coffee.
Caribou is actually better
@@juliagarb Yessss. They are finally reopening again in Ohio.
it is better, but would i trust them to protect matteo lane? i dunno, i think caribou might be a little more conservative than starbucks, especially if he went to like apple valley or maple grove or wherever? i havent been back in 10 years, are those still rurally suburbs lol? the places with the mills fleet farms. Like if you see a mills fleet farm, Matteo, turn the FUCK AROUND
Discussing if Caribou is better than Starbucks is like deciding if The Pussycat Dolls or Danity Kane were better
“I think I’m too old for this shit” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
9:01 “I don’t know if I like it… I don’t know what I’m drinking - or, eating?”
Glad to see you got the authentic Starbucks experience.
I love seeing Matteo with Francesco... so hilarious 😂😂
🤌 what is this...Fappuccino?
There's food involved here?!? 😂 You know what's strange? I don't smell coffee...
"Where can people find you Francesco?" Graveyard or hospital 😂😂
As someone with an Italian father, I commend you on your use of the hand emoji as the _universal Italian gesture_ in your post! 👌👍😂🤣
@@LillyTheLonelySock it's the only way 😄
“am i drinking or eating”
@@ToughLuckHaze"you have to come [for dinner] Francesco, it's my last night..."
"Well, it's my last night too..."
😂😂 hopefully he wasn't injured too badly by the Frappuccino
cringe and ridiculous
9:30 As a lesbian who always orders oat milk and espresso, I understand Matteo's justification perfectly lmao
It's really hard to explain how something is just inherently gay to straight people, and oat milk with espresso is one of those things.
@@miss_elaineous_ At least some of us want to learn and understand these things.
In this case, is it a health conscious thing or an environmental/animal rights thing ...? Or is it just a trend?
I order chai with oatmilk
Now that I think about it, I became obsessed with oat milk and espresso right in the same time frame that I came out as a lesbian 😂
@@Vxjx15 Okay, now I'm _dying_ for an explanation! 🤣
Those girls in front on line are dressed like it’s the early 90’s!! I knew I should have kept all of my overalls🙃
They've come back around again as "fashion".
Starbucks in Italy is the highest form of Blasphemy 🤘😈
When the barista didn't expect Francesco to be an Italian ordering in a Starbucks.
I bet the baristas that work there are t even native Italian 💀😂
This is why I love Matteo! I’m going to go watch the Olive Garden one again🤗🤣🤣
A perfect double feature!
When he and Nick were under attack?
That vid was epic
The Olive Garden was much funnier than this. This is not one of my favorite Matteo videos.
I've wayched that video twice already & sure I'll keep going back for more. It lives rent free in my brain forever now.
The way that he was full of life in the beginning then quickly transitioned into someone that looks very nauseous is fucking sending me💀💀💀🤣🤣 I’ve never seen someone down a frap that fast lmfaoooooo
He just wanted to get it over w/asap lol.
I love the Starbucks' confidence in branching in the place where coffee and croissant are heavily critiqued.
ahahhahahahaha
"I smell depression...." LOL!
Hilarious! Former CEO of Starbucks, Howard Schultz has often said that his concept for Starbucks originated from his early trips to Italy and experiencing cafes there.
And he adapted to American taste....its OK. I like my coffee with 2 or 3 shots of ristretto & almond milk... but I drink this at home. When in Italy a simple doppio macchiatto is perfection
Howard Schultz is a monster who is anti-union and abuses his employees. He’s a horrible boss.
Schultz: It's like Italy BUT WITH SUGAR they'll love it
Schultz must have had a very horrible caffè experience in Italy. Maybe was not Italy at all! 😂
I am actually italian and living abroad, and I came to like Starbucks.
The important part is you don't have to consider it coffee, but just a place where to get beverages, and some of them are coffee flavoured
Btw the italian starbucks have the exclusive coffees with olive oil, one of them is actually ok-ish and one is terribly awful
And Italian Venti cafe latte has one more shot of espresso than American ones. I - an American tourist ordered one with an extra shot like I always do- had the only jitter next to the Duomo
Anch'io 💙
They have olive oil option in drinks at U.S. Starbucks now. Its called the Oleato line of drinks.
It actually is good.
@@danmur2797 i heard they were planning on extending to some foreign starbucks, guess they did it in the end
They hated it so much, they drank almost the whole thing.
They did it for the video lol.
Well it pure sugar and they paid for it. What do you want them to do, throw them away?😅
"This is my last night too" I died
Take him to Olive Garden!!! 🤣🤣🤣
It just seems like a sin to order Starbucks in Rome! When I was in Italy, I couldn’t wait every morning to go to the Bar and order a cappuccino or an espresso or both or two of each. The Italians knew I was American and would laugh, but I didn’t care. It was so amazing. And the gelato, don’t get me started.❤
You ordered espresso and cappuccino TOGETHER? MULTIPLE TIMES? Is your heart ok? Do we have to worry?
@@vanessavidotto6856😂
"because my other options is a hate crime" 😂
Only Matteo can make queuing for Starbucks entertaining.
"It's a hospital"🤣🤣 that is such an apt description
I would've died if they would've called you "Potato"
I don't know if this comment's been made already, but i need a series with Matteo and Francesco visiting chain restaurants in other countries and roasting them, ASAP!
Damn Matteo, you got a license to carry those ?!? 🔥🔥
How did Matteo know that I use Starbucks as therapy! LOL
I tried ordering a frappuccino without sugar once in a Starbucks. That is when the barista's brain malfunctioned. For all I know she is still frozen behind that register ...
the barista equivalent of a Windows blue screen 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Matteo's biceps are looking strong.
As a Starbucks barista, Matteo saying "Starbucks is also hospital, honestly... or it's trying to look like one." Is the funniest shit I've ever heard.
"I don't know if I like it." - literally exactly how I feel everytime I get coffee at Starbucks.
Francesco should have more gigs around the world, i've watched some of his shows in London, in english and he was great. Matteo help him !!
Starbucks is consistent because all of it is burned lol
OMG "fake happiness" I fricken love it and am totally using that.
I love how “è un caso?” turned into “is this a case?” 😅 what he meant to say is “is this a coincidence”, just a little FYI for all you non Italians out there haha ❤
At what time stamp?
@@aydeesoto8425 1:25
I love how international he is. Very charismatic man.
I don’t drink coffee but I want to go to a Starbucks and order a cup of fake happiness 🤣🤣
I just want a show of Matteo as a tour guide. And to be on one of his tours.
Me too! He’d be good at it. I swear he is the Jack of all trades.
That Starbucks will do well for the same reason all Starbucks do well. White girls in their 20's. You were surrounded by their prime costumers 🤣
Fake happiness... that's a perfect description. I'm writing that down.
Ever notice when Mateo laughs out loud he kind of sounds like a giggling parrot? It's adorable lol😂
Francesco saying Starbucks is fake happiness -- damn that hit hahaha
That moment when Matteo was like "I feel like we're about to enter a haunted house." I could just imagine somebody dressed as the Starbucks mermaid with white face and green outlines popping out of the store and them going "Ahh!"
(Well, I would be "Ahh!" Those two would probably just be like "Girl, where did you get that outfit? You know it doesn't smell like coffee in here?"
Not coffee, not ice cream, it's fake happiness 😂
Starbucks in Rome is 100%for the American tourists. It’s for the American tourists who were bold enough to travel, but too afraid to try new foods. As an American I know there is a level of comfort/familiarity that many people need even when they travel.
6:56 That man in a crop top!
I believe he is Matteo's boyfriend
In the middle of Minnesota you go to Caribou Coffee. Not Starbucks!
-Caribou Barista
I love how everyone from NYC tells everyone else where they are from "in New York I always order blah... blah... blah..." :D and it's not just Mateo :D EVERY new yorker I've met does that, usually in the first 30 seconds of meeting them
And his guns make me so thirsty! :O
The sugar content of those frappuccinos, and how fast he drank it, I'm not surprised he started to get sick! The sugar crash can be wild
Francesco was adorable this entire video
This was awesome! I was in Rome last October and just after we landed we went for coffee. One of my travel companions tried to order a mocha. She got a cup of hot chocolate with a shot of espresso. I laughed almost as hard at that as I laughed during this video.
That is what a mocha is! 🤣
I'm confused.. A mocha is hot chocolate and coffee.. Why did you laugh?
they got the correct drink. that's exactly what it is.
Okay guys, I looked it up because this also confused me. A Starbucks mocha apparently consists of: chocolate sauce in the bottom of the cup, an espresso on top of that, foamed milk on top of that until the cup is almost full, then fill the rest up with whip cream and sprinkles.
What a shame. I remember years ago when Italy said they would never allow Starbucks there.
Years ago I was in Barnes & Noble Carle Place, NY and the Starbucks employees were handing out cinnamon dolce latte samples. First time I ever had it, and I was hooked for years. I'm over it now. Thanks for the memories!
Is that the one next door to where the Tower records was?
@@kaydaw24 Yes!
“Where can people find you?”
“Graveyard”
Awwww Matteo's boyfriend in the corner at 6:20 so cute!
1:34 "I would keep your expectations really low."
"I'm really excited for you to get this Frappuccino. I think you're really gonna hate it."
Matteo punking his friends, Vol. 523.
😂😂Starbucks Frappuccino means Fake happiness
Matteo looks good. 😍 those arms 💪🏻🔥🔥
The biceps 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
OK but who was WHEEZING?!??!?! Was that you Matteo???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Starbucks sells sugar, not coffee lol
Francesco going to Starbucks is like Mateo going to Olive Garden 😂
Loved this video! PS James Hoffman did a great review of the oleato coffees (coffees with olive oil) at Starbucks in Italy (he went to one in Milan) but has apparently since removed it as he doesn't want to support Starbucks when it's not supporting its workers (illegal union-busting and beyond). All revenue from that video has been donated to Starbucks Workers United.
"I no smell coffee"😂
"There is food involved?" Spoken like a TRUE Italian. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes! I got Starbucks in Turino in May, waiting at their huge train station. They also made it with olive oil, I loved it. Francesco ❤ brilliant. “There’s no smell of coffee…”
This video is sponsored by Matteo's arms. Truly epic
It was impossible for me to not smile/chuckle through this whole video! So good. (i kept waiting for the sugar rush to hit him and when it did i felt legit bad for him. he was not prepared for that ; ) Thank god its located right next to a pharmacy 😂
I went to Starbucks 10 years ago. Haven't recovered yet.
Was he ok?! He slammed that thing 😂 that’s so much sugar consumed in so little time…no wonder he looked like he wanted to go to the hospital lmao
I can be a mermaid S L U T 👐
Excellent comedy duo. They need a tv series
Fantastic chemistry between these two
"we're about to enter a haunted house" 💀😂😂
The speed in which he is chugging that frapp omg francesco 😭
Matteo laughs like Waluigi, but after he finally came out.
"yeah i know it's my last night too" lmaooo
Post Frap Regret..
Starbucks in Italy seems sacrilegious.
This is the best cross over I've seen in a while
Francesco reminds me of an Italian Pete Davidson 😂
He's funnier than Pete Davidson 😅
These remind me of Conan's remotes in every good way
Francesco ormai è diventato londinese e si scorda le parole in italiano 😂 01:50 Si dice FRAPPÈ in italiano. (Il frullato è quello con la frutta. Il frappè è quello col gelato).
C’è poi la crema di caffè ❤
I had to read the title of the video 4 times to register it. 2 things that should not be in the same sentence, Starbucks and Italy. 😂😘
I’m so happy you posted another video Matteo!!! ❤
Starbucks is like homeopathic medicine to someone allergic to coffee.
Starbucks or a hate crime? I say go with the hate crime!!
We all love Matteo's humour but can we just admire those biceps for a hot minute.
“Sandra!”I don’t know why, but that cracked me up so much! 😂😂😂
There is nothing more wonderfully Italian than Francesco
"Final rating? I'm too old for this shit." ☠️☠️☠️
They scream your name and spell your name wrong on the cup. 😂
Matteo and Francesco are so funny. This made my day.