Trying fake mobile games
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- Опубліковано 30 тра 2024
- game gave me brain deficiency 10/10
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Outro music ► Whitewoods - Beachwalk
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BROFIST ........... - Комедії
first the hairstyle, then the silver hair dye, and now the zss cosplay
pyro has gone full lesbian now
Choon_2i he’s ours now
Well I mean theres also his makeup channel
@@Oblivion9873 what's the name
@@BopLouie Pyrocinical VEVO. my favorite channel
And wife
“What? You want petscop 2? Nah I will make you gay instead”
*Cosplays*
it worked
Sobscronk please I'll give you robux
What?!, You never played Petscop2?!, You know is creepy right? , I'm not supposed to give my opinion, but watch Petscop 1 and then you can tell me if it's creepy or not, not convinced yet? Ok, I'll catch you a deal, Petscop2 will be available for free when we beat pewdiepie, and that's a great price!!!!
Seriously what the fuck I’m still not convinced it’s not a look alike
MrPomegranX [David] Yeah we need petscop 2
I got one with the caption "how calculating can you?"
Yea Ik lol
😂
@@Patrick_Hateley123 did you just talk to yourself?
Yeah I guess but idk why
B r e i n
“ I slaughtered my whole family to beat the game “
“I sold my soul to get past level one!”
“I became British in order to get into blue color”
*"I committed several war crimes, and broke the Geneva Convention just to reach level 2"*
I dug up the bodies to get bonus xp
@@TheFailingPilot n .o..
He’s finally embraced being a lesbian so much that he is now transcending to become Ellen DeGeneres
Cal k Degenerate*
SnowlockHolmes Why? :/
@Tortellini Some of the slaves have been spreading stories about the burned man again
@@rumplebutts6442 what burned man?
Tortellini Mormons like you belong on the cross
“No one make to ocean”
*no one make to English class*
Then it said 21th
ItzMxstic_ obviously a lisp, “twenty-firth
r/woooosh
@@mdashrafulalam9773 failed abortion
grammere
This just makes even more grateful for the well made clash of clans ads. I used to complain about them when they were playing and I was younger but now they are and were the best ads I have seen. They even made a short movie recently that is literally pixar levels of quality.
Yeah
The new coc ads range from ok to mid (no not bad i mean the real meaning of mid)
Whenever I delete an app on my phone it does a shredding animation, so whenever I delete a shitty mobile game I feel like a god.
What phone you have
beef dvw wr gergen. greegr ergvrge
blackberry version 2
So we're not gonna talk about those cosplay pics?
Listen Pyro, you're catching six inches whether you like it or not.
duck^v^ LMAOOOO Son I fucks with the honesty 😭
finally someone said it
Tbh
Nocap pyro cute
Deadass
mobile ads be like:
breathing is so hard
if u beat this game ur legally a boss _space exclamation point_
"I can't get passed this level 😂😂😂"
@@rokai7317 how is this game free lmao 😂😂
Asthma
R/woosh for me btw
Only 1% of people can do this!
Ps1: **gets created**
Everyone: wow! What a cool evolution for video game consoles, it looks so cool.
Mobile game ads: *I cant reach pink colour 😣*
UA-cam: 👏
Lol
UA-cam: 👌🥲👍 so beautiful
69 likes 😎
UA-cam sees PlayStation-
What the hell is this?
Mobile Ads- ONLY 1.52% CAN REACH PINK LEVEL 😭🤣☺️😆😍😭😉😉🥺☺️😌❤️🤩😆❣️😆
UA-cam- Now THAT'S how games should be!
what is the correlation
Mobile games in the early 2000s: Knock down huge towers built by green pigs, and have amazing accuracy, or die.
Mobile games now: Give me money or I will stab you.
Also I got a Mafia City ad of an indian man telling me how to get free cash.
Angry birds was the top fo the finnish game development
Shitty game dev: makes bad ad
Pyro: downloads game ironically
Shitty game dev:
*stonks*
Me: why did he get some money or anything why????
Shitty game dev: Thats how mafia works
@@memersdreamisntfunny a d s
3rd reply
@@jamesdizon5133 4th reply
5th reply
Pyrocynical: Gets sponsored by Lords Mobile
Also Pyrocynical: *Makes fun of the game he got sponsored by*
Lords Mobile : It's treason then
This is why morgz mum...
*Gets sued*
Also pyro "I'm sure your game is great" might want to play it before you advertise it lol
lord egg
Can we talk about how the girl used scissors to beat rock ?!?!
me before: seeing alot ads and making my experience worse on youtube
me now: ahhha adblock go brrr
*a lot
I have downloaded an ad block like 3 months ago and I am much happier now.
You were using 'youtube premium' weren't you?
@@Starvaze no.
Mobile games 8 years ago: our game is a strategy-based tower defense style game, in which you have to defend your lawn against various zombies, each with their own unique abilities, using plants that have a variety of different attacks and specialities. As you progress, you unlock new plants, and you can even play some mini games if the original concept gets too boring. We also have a memorable soundtrack, loved by many.
Mobile games now: *No one make to the ocean*
what about:
angry birds
cut the rope
subway surfers
tetris blitz
circuits
Mobile games now: *cant reach pink level!!11!*
Most mobile games bow are shit now. Coc, Plants vs Zombies, Growtopia. Those were the good days of mobile gaming
@@RosieUV also battle cats.
@@Lazy_the_Cat pvz and battle cats soul knight are amazing
Can’t we just go back to the days when the only ads you would ever see were My Singing Monsters and Angry Birds?
Perfect Lil’ dumpster lol
Now it’s gardenscapes and episode
My solution to the problem is called concrete
I'm getting MSM ads again... Now that I've reinstalled it...
*watches ad to get 3x views in tuber simulator
Ad: your mom is fat
“Imma whip her like crazy.” -random lady on a sultan ad.
God I see you everywhere
0:12
Jesus Christ, only just realized it was him cosplaying Samus. He also did it to ryuko and mt lady, what the-
Wait, Ryuko? As in the Pogchamp girl Ryuko?
@@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457 yes
@@Rekusasu827 I need to see this. Source?
@@jaypostromboli-jpgamertv-457 instagram
Source I'm down on my hands and knees begin
"This is literally just candy crush"
A c t u a l l y, its bejeweled.
Oh for fuck's sake go back to your closet, *moves away from mic* not again just go back
A c t u a l l y its that one game from my gran's nokia phone from the 1920's
@Suit guy
Thats what I was saying
Is this the VA? Because only veterans are here
Thank you :)
Morgz mum will release petscop 2 before you do, then you will fade away into oblivion.
Oh god.
If she does this, im unsubscribing from pyro’s channel and subscribering to morgz mom
"i cant reach level 5 :("
"after 23 tries i reached level 2 :)"
"my mom vs my dad"
"This game is literally Candy Crush"
Bejeweled crying in the corner-
don’t let this distract you from Pyro cosplaying Samus and Ryuko
it's almost fear inducing how his energy will replace Belle delphine
sauce pls
The ryuko one was kinda...
Jay "The Brain" Mann
“Pussy Cat” by Kunaboto
Kumie got me acting strange 😳
Everyone: petscop 2?
Pyro: sure maybe
Pyro:*has a breakdown and bleaches hair intstead*
everyone: oh ok
Has an even bigger breakdown and cosplays as zero suit samus and ryuko
@Stellvia Heonheim get out of his channel if you don't know petscop 😂👌
@De Katten Bende pyro you mean that cute little lesbian
Pyrocynical: talks about bad acting
also Pyrocynical: thE aLieNs aRE CoMInG! wE've beEN COmpRoMisE
Better than Joe's acting 😒
@@swagster700 I agree, Joe mama's acting is way worse
Oh CaPtAin wE sO fUck
@@swagster700 he acting is bad ironically, if you just look at most of his videos it definitely looks like it
I remember playing a demo disc on medieval. My child hood was shaped by that.
Demo disks were brilliant when you were a kid because you'd never get to the end and when you properly got the game like 15 years later, you'd get past the demo stage and it would be a massively euphoric moment.
Fun fact:
Kick the buddy removed the insult "Ha gay" after the backlash of the insult.
Pretty epic
I remember getting that ad before and after they did that. I’m surprised anything was done at all. I just thought that they shortened it or something.
Pussies
That is pretty gay.
Avocado Shampoo also that game where you shoot the piñata took those audio lines from kick the buddy
DrStryker243 it is the big gay
Am I the only one getting
“This video has no sound”
-Audio has been fixed as of September 15th
I'm getting it too..
Your not
I thought my headphones were fucked up or something lol
I’m getting the same “this video has no sounds” 😔 a shame really
Same
"Can you reach Einstein?"
"I can't get to level 100"
"Brother sister
Cusan friend
Mum dad"
"Can you beat this level?"
Alright google we get it
Weed nose, honda civic and egg. All lost to the storm of time. May they rest in peace
Pyrocynical : *_*wants ads_**
Also Pyrocynical : *_*Diss the people who made the ads_**
*Bad ads
666 likes
Legion LegacyDMK how u do that
@@memersdreamisntfunny
* Bolds the words
_ tilts the words
He sacrifices the ads for content
Pyro: why don't I get any sponsors
Also Pyro: Criticizes all of the companies that could be possible sponsors
Kentucky fried memes and one previous sponsor
Lmao
Sobscronk please I'll give you robux
8:46 that seen is from a movie called wanted and it’s my favorite movie of all time
Here you took the wrong word from the box here"scene"
I actually got a Mafia City ad recently, rush of nostalgia
I just randomly remembered that pyro got called James Charles in discord got talent in quackity’s video
Every time I type in pyrocinical “pyrocinical looks like James Charles” pops up in my search history
@@Kaiexists966 why tf would you even search that ?
I mean he called Rohan James Charles..
It's an open secret. You'll never see them both in the same room...
Jessica I fucking hate fortnite and furries
Pyro: get sponsored by Lords mobile
Pyro: talk shit about the sponsor he got
Pyro: complains that he can’t get sponsors
I use Add to destroy the Add
So true but the day he gets sponsored by Doritos and Mountain Dew is the day he will upload MLG videos regularly.....
Made it 796
*S T O N K S*
@@r3ddr01d7 Speech 1
This was only 3 years ago but it feels like it's centuries ago.
Literally as you were talking about the noob and pro thing I got a game ad with a noob and pro
I like the mafia city ad where the dudes stuck in prison, rips the prison toilet out of the floor, and throws it at the prison bars and escapes.
I’m not joking
Prison break levels soar to over 200%
Mr.Firefox over 9000
LMFAO i love that The way dude usually gets hit looks like he gets decked so hard hahahaha. i love the one where dude is in the ally about to fight the lvl 30 mafia/bouncer looking dude and bouncer dude just decks him in the face so he lvls up and comes back and just whops him with a baseball bat XD. or when the lvl 1 walks into a room and instantly gets his ass kicked & carried out on a stretcher. so he lvls up to like 20 comes back & gets his ass kicked again and ends up crawling out on his hands and knees XD XD. i love thos ads hahaha. so cheap but funny. lol
You know, were so far into UA-cam ads, I actually believe you.
Level 100 Escapee
Mobile game ads be like: I can’t reach pink color 😔
this is so sad 😪😪😥😞☹️🙁😩😩😩😭😢😭😭
This is just facts, wish it wasn’t though
whats even worse is they _are_ pink
😭😭😭😭
This is soooooo sad, can we hit 100 likes???!?!?😭😭😭😪😪😪😢😢😢😳😳😮😮😮👍👍👍
6:28
And that ladies and gentlemen is when he realized He f*cked up
mostly unknown fact: Candy Crush is a complete rip off of a late 90's matching game called Bejeweled Twist, which is also much better
"I sold my soul to reach duck level."
QUACK
Damn it, 69 likes already, sorry to ruin it... 70 GANG RISE UP
But if you sold your soul, then how are you alive and playing the game?
@@the3fellas753 I sense a woooosh in the force...
Genesis The Unknown 400th like
One time i saw a “noob vs. pro” ad and some random girl was the pro,
And ninja was the noob
That one gets a pass purely because it makes fun of the funny blue hair man
Oh yeah, can't forget the book
FEMINISM PASS 100
once i saw one that said “mike vs gary” and on the screen was ninja and mr beast
@@Mr._Sherwood two books actually
The jokes and sarcasm, the roasts and memes, pyro is amazin
6:02 i was thinking about where ive seen this ad and i realized that iv seen it on peter kenetter's channel
Mom: 1,000,000 POINTS
Dad: Still not back with the milk
*still not back whit petscop 2
i recommend plants vs zombies 2 because it is fun ,hard and worrth your time
Ur pfp fits what the add would show
pyro stop fracturing my fragile heterosexuality with your Instagram posts
Y’all ever just say forget it and beat your wife AND your meat?
@@shaneyy__ Wait what? That isn't how im supposed to be beating my meat? Because i have always been doing that...
Look at Pyro's Encyclopedia Dramatica page and go to the bottom of the page and prepare yourself for the gateway to Heaven.
No joke, i did beat my meat to Pyro Samus
I mean, it's pride month so I don't need to say No Homo.
There are genuinely good mobile games,
just not many.
You can tell if an mobile game is good, if it also ports to an PC.
Raid Shadow Legends Ports to PC
Battle cats 👍
@@Old_Hoonter_ yes and brawl stars
There needs to be laws about false advertising. The mobile gaming scene is an unregulated wasteland.
Pyro’s powerful trio that can beat morgz and his mom:
weed nose
honda civic
ｅ ｇ ｇ
[He stabs him]
You egg?
[he stabs him]
no go away kokichi
Future Mapping
*n o*
Tohonisou surely that’s a lie,right? Allow me to cut through your words!
i think pyro installed the bruh sound effect #2 into his vocal cords
Tasnim Hossain I’m a homosexual
@@PS-eu5gf thats kinda gay
I am a homo no homo
But didn't install Petscop #2 Video
Original source
Pyro naming a name : honda civic
Me: good trash name
I feel so old because instead of saying “it’s just a candy crush clone”when it’s a fake ad for a match three game, I say “it’s just a bejeweled clone”
Bejeweled was the 1st match 3 game u 40 year old karens
You instantly have earned 1000 respect for wearing that BIONICLE deathgrips shirt lol
Yes. Someone else noticed!
Yes
Ugh yes, where tf can I get one
*lol*
I’d love that shirt
I seriously thought you were gonna upload Petscop 2 because of how long you where gone!
*were
He never be uploading that shit
It was all a lie
Don't trust Steven
I'm so sad now
No
He’s only been gone 6 days lol
You silly goose, a “pound” is not a currency, it’s a weight, duuuuuhhhhh.
There was this game called Stickman Dismount, and i really liked it
eventually, i remembered it and decided to download it again, and now there's this world map, and pay for stuff and an ad after every death (which by the way, is supposed to happen a lot) and im just sad the game was changed to this
or maybe it just got taken off the app store and im playing some ad-ridden "rip-off" i dont know
Damn. I loved that game when I was younger, man.
Wait, that cosplay was YOU?! I must be half asleep, but I can't sleep!
You didn't jerk to it did you
Maybe
@@AFriendlyUnicorn I sense a gay
we gon bottom text Its not gay if she’s a lesbian
@@umyum485 did you just assume my gender
Petition for pyrocinical to make a whole video watching Your Mama videos unironically
Keep that petition bullshit in pewdiepies video we don't need that shit in here
Hank Anderson True fax
@@ducaoftheabruzzi Your name, ironic or not, gives me stage 4 brain cancer
0:48 I basically NEVER get less than 2 ads per video. UA-cam is starving for money
i got a bad mobile game ad on this video. "if you score 200, you are legally skilled"
edit: all ads i saw were shitty mobile games
>Death Grips Bionicles T-shirt
Ah, I see you are the man of culture as well
I miss Bionicle man..
@@person.w9780 Me too...
Real niggas but death grips shirt
14:15 I am severely disappointed that you didn't put your zero suit Samus cosplay as the head in the outro
Not even Petscop 2 can fix this
I dunno, Petscop 2 is the Half Life 3 of this channel.
BUT IT CAN HELP!!
Rem Managed to sneak a petscop 2 joke in
but we facking need Petscop 2 feat. keanu reeves
0:16 IS THAT REALLY PYRO.... My fucking god
6:19 "I think they died from an arrow in the head"
All of my friends know how that feels
6:58 SANS IN MOBILE GAME AD
Pyro: gets sponsored by lords mobile, doesn’t even play it “Lords mobile, I’m sure your game is great”
Codinhammer honestly,lords mobile is an ok game,but with the fake ads tho
Ruined the 420 likes
When pyro says he’s going to talk about him cosplaying and he only talks about mobile games
jorel durant when does he say that
I saw one with crysis 1 >:(
Is that Samus really him?
Wholliam yeah dude that is actually him
References in this video.
0:22 (Dark Souls)
0:32 (The Dark Knight Rises)
2:44 (Half-Life)
5:05 (Call of Duty: Black Ops)
6:00 (Skate 3)
7:09 (Minecraft)
8:45 (Wanted)
9:14 (Far Cry 3)
9:19 (Twisted Metal)
9:53 (Far Cry 3)
12:09 (Postal 2)
Literally every mobile games ad now:
* "Only 1% can solve this"
* LVL 1 Follower vs LVL 10000 Boss
* "No one can make to ocean"
* "Earn money by playing video games!"
* "Why is this game so hard?"
* Stolen footage from other video games and false advertising their shitty cashgrab mobile game
* BOOBAS
Everyone: *talking about Pyro's cosplay*
Me: *sees his shirt* YES ANOTHER BIONICLE FAN!
look everyone is not moe okays
brueh i am unsubsriber from this noob
I just noticed, BIONICLE EACH SET SOLD SEPERATELY.
no its death grips
bionicool
Nobody. Pyro: Bionicle
Pyro: *is confused about why his subscriber count isn't growing too much as everyone in the comments complains about not having petscop 2*
Also Pyro: *doesn't make petscop 2*
*cosplays*
Pretty much
Robber: Shoots bank and instantly gets £978156743676
THAT'S HOW MAFIA WORKS!
Me waiting for my crush to text back.
My phone: you got a notifiation.
The notification: you're village was destroyed by アジアの何か
You: _B R U H_
People complain about games being a Candy Crush clone
Bejeweled: Am I a joke to you?
Oh god that nostalgic game
Right in the feels, and I freaking love it. XD
NO. WE BURNED DOWN EA
candy crush came out in 2012, bejeweled came out in 2001, see anything wrong with your comment?
Wait...the guy above me is right.
If anything, it's Candy Crush that's the Bejeweled clone.
Coward didn’t talk about his samus and ryuko cosplay let’s riot
*Everybody gangsta till Pyro shows up in trap cosplay*
@@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n s c a r e d
@@pw5975 she?
It's on the same tier as datto's 2b cosplay
Scared he's gonna get piped
Golden age of UA-cam for me:
*2008: c a t s*
Yeah this is what I should watch during Christmas Eve
Don't let anything distract us from the fact that Pyro does trap cosplay on his instagram.
FiNiTe and that's a bad thing
Wait what
Excuse me what?
@@GlowZoe yes its a bad thing you fucking furry
boogie boi lol I'm not a furry I just get off to pyros cosplays
Confirmed:Pyro is becoming an e-girl 😔👊🏽
His skin story has begun
@Nanybone 👊🏿
just a lesbian
I know it's beautiful
I can't get past level 7
"Im a backstabber and I dont even live in LA" 💀
Anyone else enjoying his old vids before his channel goes
Wait what?! What did miss :/
Person: i HaVe ALwAyS ThoUGht oF u As FaMiLy
Them 5 seconds later:
_enter name here_ ________________
Lol!
megan ochs you dont say lol with punctuations
Ironic that your pfp is Anakin and your talking ab ppl thinking of you as family lol
Oscar G. *Hayden Christensen noises*
honda civic
Pyro: why dont i get sponsers
Also Pyro: makes fun of people who sponserd him
they wont sponsor him because his channel isnt family friendly the trap cosplays he does are too suggestive
I remember playing that water park slide racing thing excuse of a mobile game. I remember just jumping off and skipping 90% of the map just like you did.
10/10 best crafted game ever.
Micheal: no more fortnight Kyle
Kyle: *icantbeleevyoodidat*
Bruh pyro is gonna cosplay as schoolgirl inkling next
I need this
Wtf
Do it
Inb4 lolicon Pyro?
yes
"This is Candy Crush."
That's a weird way to say Bejewelled.
That's a weird way to say PLANTS VERSUS ZOMBIES MINIGAME
A true og
@@notgray88 thats a weird way to say beghouled
Ayyy yes
@@squidyscarf1609 that's a weird way to say wall-nut bowling
5:16 Pyro kicks me off a plane because of the way I look duma
2021 and that weeeeee hits a bit different
Winning: exist
Mobile game ads: I dont even know who you are
Tbh I think u should replace "winning" with *"intelligence"*
Pyro don't worry we won't let Morg's mom overthrow you
As soon as you release petscop 2
A thing yes we will.
Yes
Who's subscribing to her is my concern. The world is doomed
I got an add at half 1 in the morning saying “I know you can’t sleep” and then proceeding to say “you need Jesus “
That’s rough buddy
@@princezuko663 bro aint u supposed to agni kai againgst your sister
Jeansebastian Sanchez shhhh
I was about to comment that I "Feel old" that I thought it was bejewelled instead of candy crush...
...Then realised the entire concept of being "Too old" to understand something is actually just my inability to take part in certain social norms as they adapt, leaving me behind regardless of my age.
I think Pyro is going through a lesbian-cosplay phase.
A jar of pigs feet or he is actually turning lesbian
but he already went through his lesbian phase
Either way, we will always support our boi
Can we get a belle Delphine cosplay
Hasn’t he already been doing that for the past couple years?
Remember when pyro was sponsored by a scam mobile ad *COUGH COUGH* Lords mobile.
(and swagbucks)
He talked about this in the video.
ever since the 1:57 minute mark, Weed Nose has become my bowling pseudonym
All mobile game ads need to take a long nap in a nice, toasty dumpster chock-full of napalm. The ones that set me off lately are the "pull out the pins to advance" (and the video never matches the stills underneath), with voiceovers of the "player" sounding like an Eastern European Elmer Fudd sputtering gems like "ay want that tweeasuoww", "git da tweeasuoww", "no, mai tweeasuoww!", and "tweeasuoww!" Sometimes you even get lo-res snippets of some dork throwing his hands up in frustration, or his "wife" will take his phone and win the round for him.
The "fall guys"-ish games also have annoying audio of someone either babbling nonsense like they're ten tokes overbaked, or a girl doing Japanese scat singing through AutoTune to set your teeth on edge. Doo doo doo, meow meow meow.