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  • @Pyrocynical
    @Pyrocynical  4 роки тому +7666

    Finally merch that won't get you bullied at school
    pyrocynical.store/

    • @hovik8033
      @hovik8033 4 роки тому +477

      i get bullied for being fat

    • @uwuowo9030
      @uwuowo9030 4 роки тому +180

      Pyrocynical I will say “so guys we did it “ 50 times if petscop 2 isn’t here within 10 minutes

    • @Fugshed
      @Fugshed 4 роки тому +53

      You’re merch is the only merch I can wear without feeling ashamed

    • @kaigemoore2268
      @kaigemoore2268 4 роки тому +39

      PewDiePie clone

    • @DeadSeraphin
      @DeadSeraphin 4 роки тому +45

      I got bullied for wearing your merch

  • @noxturne16
    @noxturne16 4 роки тому +5973

    The phrase “it’s just food” is such a weak mindset.

    • @Dani-Claw
      @Dani-Claw 4 роки тому +134

      **flops a freshly killed squirrel in front of Ninja** It's just food, right?

    • @Wexcop
      @Wexcop 4 роки тому +19

      haha I get it

    • @ShahidKarim-rz2ep
      @ShahidKarim-rz2ep 4 роки тому +14

      Cum is just a drink

    • @FakeLexi
      @FakeLexi 4 роки тому +9

      Why are you reading this ngl, I thought your pfp was naruto getting butt fucked by the fox behind him

    • @digital107-_-
      @digital107-_- 4 роки тому +1

      @@FakeLexi same lol

  • @mvpidzioni
    @mvpidzioni 4 роки тому +2895

    Gamer girls don't exist so they had to kick out 2 girls and a mole. They really did what it's called pro-gamer move

    • @chimera5524
      @chimera5524 4 роки тому +42

      † Tajson † epic gamer move

    • @simplebryll123
      @simplebryll123 4 роки тому +100

      *THATS A GAMER MOMENT*

    • @chimera5524
      @chimera5524 4 роки тому +2

      MQN right because it’s an epic gamer move

    • @turretsextremist6857
      @turretsextremist6857 4 роки тому +99

      People don't seem to understand why they voted the girl out, they split the pool of money between the winners and they made an agreement to kick her out so the true t-posing gamer bros would get MAXIMUM gamer score

    • @princeplaysgames3342
      @princeplaysgames3342 4 роки тому +6

      wow you sexist bitc

  • @BananaMana69
    @BananaMana69 4 роки тому +4428

    Cutting bread is the Dark Souls of culinary activities.

    • @chillcult1613
      @chillcult1613 4 роки тому +8

      ah yes

    • @squigga-topic3875
      @squigga-topic3875 4 роки тому +3

      Noob

    • @reformedzoomer
      @reformedzoomer 4 роки тому +64

      Spreading butter. I can never get it soft enough and it just tears up the bread.

    • @BananaMana69
      @BananaMana69 4 роки тому +14

      @@reformedzoomer I use a cheese slicer to cut the butter into very thin slices and lay it on the bread when its too hard to spread.

    • @maximyllion
      @maximyllion 4 роки тому +5

      ghosts n goblins is the dark souls of games harder than dark souls

  • @Kikol10
    @Kikol10 4 роки тому +2750

    That T posing when they won made my skin roll off my body.
    What a gamer moment.

    • @hansfactory4296
      @hansfactory4296 4 роки тому +74

      That's Because they are ePiC

    • @Lisa-zg4db
      @Lisa-zg4db 4 роки тому +20

      E pose

    • @SmittyWJManJensen
      @SmittyWJManJensen 3 роки тому +62

      At least they didn't say "let's go" or "victory royale"

    • @GokuOffersYouAPotara
      @GokuOffersYouAPotara 3 роки тому

      I would ĺike this comment but it's at 911 likes

    • @higaiwokeru
      @higaiwokeru 3 роки тому +7

      not racist but the black guy looked like a fucking clown
      Horrible ass haircut

  • @amanul_2474
    @amanul_2474 4 роки тому +2075

    The more ninja ages, he just looks like someone cosplaying as Ninja

  • @tescomealdeal5440
    @tescomealdeal5440 4 роки тому +8918

    For someone nicknamed ninja, he’s surprisingly bad with knives.

  • @ack434
    @ack434 3 роки тому +392

    >"I've been working in a kitchen for 3 years, so it should be pretty easy."
    >can't cut bread
    I dunno, just seems so silly.

    • @2st486
      @2st486 3 роки тому +8

      a girl i knew often worked in kitchens.
      her jobs were not culinary-related.
      but she did get paid for them.

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 2 роки тому

      He probably just cleaned the kitchen.

    • @Suntillmoon
      @Suntillmoon 2 роки тому

      Just kinda cringe

  • @Iku00
    @Iku00 3 роки тому +996

    My man ninja literally criticized how a kicker can't even "kick" and meanwhile, he can't even slice an avocado properly, jeezus

    • @Bogalog
      @Bogalog 3 роки тому +11

      I mean, he isn't a avocado slicing league player nor is he paid to do it,but I kinda see your point

    • @cerealissoup84
      @cerealissoup84 3 роки тому +56

      @@Bogalog you seem to forget that kickers dont have all day to kick, a defense is rushing them. Add on top a lot of pressure

    • @bulgarianreaper6587
      @bulgarianreaper6587 3 роки тому +13

      Bro that had to have been faked. I don't want to believe that someone is that much of a fuckup.

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 3 роки тому +6

      *THAT'S A GAMER MOMENT.*

    • @2st486
      @2st486 3 роки тому

      or merging with human beings

  • @pingucrimson750
    @pingucrimson750 4 роки тому +1678

    Ninja: “I worked in a kitchen for 3 years, I think I’ll manage.”
    Count Dooku: “Twice the pride, double the fall”

    • @kagehina2115
      @kagehina2115 4 роки тому +6

      Bite Za Warudo best comment 😂

    • @mcha805
      @mcha805 4 роки тому +2

      You need to watch the entire bon appetit video because ninja actually ends up making a better dish than the chef and its kinda funny

    • @pingucrimson750
      @pingucrimson750 4 роки тому +1

      bob bob “THAT’S A GAMER MOMENT!”- Gamer from video

    • @pluhiann
      @pluhiann 4 роки тому +1

      your pfp is.... questionable

    • @pingucrimson750
      @pingucrimson750 4 роки тому

      rayangamingNL and I thought yours was going to be questionable but it was actually he, Dio

  • @cpa4able
    @cpa4able 4 роки тому +3330

    so they literally just kicked out the mole and kicked the women just in case
    absolute gamer moment

    • @angeld23
      @angeld23 4 роки тому +309

      i was thinking "they're 100% gonna kick out the girl at some point"

    • @Donikin
      @Donikin 4 роки тому +286

      Gamers have an aura that blocks all simping

    • @Mike-ow4hv
      @Mike-ow4hv 4 роки тому +13

      I’m dead bruh

    • @widest_Gabe0
      @widest_Gabe0 4 роки тому +89

      Either gamer or simp, no mix.

    • @johnbruhkennedy7749
      @johnbruhkennedy7749 4 роки тому +5

      Hell yeah

  • @boekie98
    @boekie98 4 роки тому +1019

    I think he's such a good ninja, he can even dodge the braincells

    • @1twin
      @1twin 3 роки тому +16

      it’s because he’s stacked on chromosomes

    • @lol-jt4ge
      @lol-jt4ge 3 роки тому

      Ayo pyro ain’t pog

    • @gray4127
      @gray4127 3 роки тому +7

      @@lol-jt4ge yes he is

  • @ImSoClumc
    @ImSoClumc 3 роки тому +2029

    Its funny how the black haired woman who got eliminated actually has a gaming channel. Now thats a gamer moment

    • @stormeyetv562
      @stormeyetv562 3 роки тому +73

      fgt I think the channel is called NovaLightSky

    • @kamui4552
      @kamui4552 3 роки тому +10

      non pewdiepie watchers confimed

    • @Oscylot88
      @Oscylot88 3 роки тому +3

      Ironclad tortilla chips unfortunately they can be.

    • @Oscylot88
      @Oscylot88 3 роки тому +59

      Nienel there is no wooosh. I am just racist

    • @Oscylot88
      @Oscylot88 3 роки тому

      Ali Hadi Babar I can respect that

  • @R4de
    @R4de 4 роки тому +1684

    “Won’t get you bullied at school”
    Bullies: Write that down, write that down!

    • @bfcofficial17
      @bfcofficial17 4 роки тому +16

      Bullies: _You're gonna have a bad time_

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 роки тому +6

      Bullies:hippy hoppty you're gonna get hit

    • @R4de
      @R4de 4 роки тому +5

      Chiagoziem Nwafor ... Listen here you little shit

    • @bfcofficial17
      @bfcofficial17 4 роки тому +1

      @@R4de But that's alright, that's ok. You may look the other way.

    • @adencain8298
      @adencain8298 4 роки тому

      This is the funnest shit I've read all day

  • @SpoofeeGhost
    @SpoofeeGhost 4 роки тому +1721

    Ill never understand how people cant just....slice bread. I feel there has to be pools of pro chefs who can just slice bread and make a perfect slice with 100% cutting skills, just seen so silly

    • @honeycomb937
      @honeycomb937 4 роки тому +108

      saying it's "just bread" is such a weak mindset.

    • @recruit7416
      @recruit7416 4 роки тому +27

      @@honeycomb937 living in quarantine is so hard, you need legs and arms to start the gaming system, go get a real job

    • @pionirskizec1004
      @pionirskizec1004 4 роки тому +5

      SILLY

    • @thehaloscrolls391
      @thehaloscrolls391 4 роки тому +3

      Gooffy Yt get a real job
      Yeah... while you’re stuck at home... dumbass

    • @ConquerorsHouse
      @ConquerorsHouse 4 роки тому +31

      Cutting bread is much harder than being a kicker. It requires existing, breathing, blinking, even standing.

  • @safin8760
    @safin8760 3 роки тому +1115

    It's weird why the socially awkward girl was kicked out first. This makes none of them a gamer cause they don't know all gamers are socially awkward.

    • @apt0913
      @apt0913 3 роки тому +179

      I'm sorry but as a "gamer" myself who has witnessed rampant misogyny in gaming, them kicking out the two girls was pretty par for the course.

    • @linloo1625
      @linloo1625 3 роки тому +52

      @@apt0913 as they should 😎

    • @trynee1397
      @trynee1397 3 роки тому +69

      attack theoRy cause girls have cooties duh, also if you haven’t noticed these guess which one doesn’t belong videos are full of stuck up people who think they are THE gamer and most are just so overly trying to be a gamer, that they just look cringe

    • @georgaseebalack6003
      @georgaseebalack6003 3 роки тому +48

      @@apt0913 this is prob why there still aren't as many girls in many types of games yet. And then those same guys complain when girls don't get the games or don't share similar game interests. Hmm I wonder why?

    • @Diamondragon-om7ji
      @Diamondragon-om7ji 3 роки тому +2

      Captain Hawk 007 *laughs in closet*

  • @nice-me9ce
    @nice-me9ce 3 роки тому +204

    Ninja's before: "I kill my enemies in the shadows"
    Ninja's now: "He hacking me report"

  • @carpalini
    @carpalini 4 роки тому +718

    Ninja did work in a kitchen for three years, he just only ever made the shield potion.

    • @fenn_fren
      @fenn_fren 4 роки тому +4

      Ninja was obviously the janitor. Don't tell me he was actually cooking something.

  • @herbilk8093
    @herbilk8093 4 роки тому +946

    How to tell all the dudes where gamers: they voted out the women immediately.

    • @SuperExodian
      @SuperExodian 4 роки тому +117

      tbh, it kind of ticked me off. the three dudes that won essentially did fuck all to get it.
      they were standing around twiddling their thumbs as the girl went ham discovering the fake.
      i'll be honest, show would be better if they don't get incentivized to vote out as many people as possible. if the prize was just say, flat 1000 dollars or w/e for everyone that wins, it'd be fairer.
      and also more likely they only gotta pay one person tbh. as the less voting the higher the odds the mole wins.

    • @beautifulghostface3468
      @beautifulghostface3468 4 роки тому +11

      The helmet stayed on

    • @xdcarno
      @xdcarno 4 роки тому +1

      Now this is epic

    • @timothyyes4158
      @timothyyes4158 4 роки тому +6

      Stick to giving me pinnacle drops

    • @mrminecraftcubeable
      @mrminecraftcubeable 4 роки тому +13

      @@SuperExodian tbf if you had no idea about until dawn it's better to eliminate both of them , she was very aggressive and waanted to continue the game despite claiming she found the mole , she also said she never played sonic because she didn't have a game boy advanced , she was a prime target for being voted out and while the other guys didn't do much alliances are the most important thing in a game where you don't win for just finding the mole but surviving until the end aswell

  • @andryuu_2000
    @andryuu_2000 3 роки тому +113

    "He's so confident" I'd say he's arrogant, he was clearly not caring about what the expert cook said.

    • @xfinafire
      @xfinafire 3 роки тому +18

      He’s Ninja. He’s an ignorant and arrogant piece of shit. Hope he gets his ass literally kicked one day.

    • @nienel
      @nienel 3 роки тому +12

      Person who knows what they're doing: Okay so do this
      Ninja in his head: Yeah but I'm ninja i should do whats best for me 😌

    • @thediam0nddrag0n78
      @thediam0nddrag0n78 Рік тому +1

      If I 1v1 him in tf2 with all stock, he'd lose by being too distracted trying to tear down 2fort to build a tower while I just walk into the enemy base unopposed

  • @azael2078
    @azael2078 3 роки тому +471

    in true gamer fashion, they had to vote out the woman first

    • @ItsBurbank
      @ItsBurbank 3 роки тому +67

      that’s a gamer moment

    • @CarlosAM1
      @CarlosAM1 3 роки тому +11

      @Dat Boii who the fuck cares if its a minority or not. In a game you don't ask "hey are you asian? Native american? Black?".

    • @sycophantic0
      @sycophantic0 3 роки тому +35

      @@CarlosAM1 it was a joke bro

    • @CarlosAM1
      @CarlosAM1 3 роки тому +7

      @@sycophantic0 aeugh

    • @ajsteenkamp3070
      @ajsteenkamp3070 3 роки тому

      Sow your saying asians arnt gamers
      ....cooooooool

  • @elmo6135
    @elmo6135 4 роки тому +1075

    The phrase “it’s just oxygen” is such a weak mindset.

    • @menacingthinker4322
      @menacingthinker4322 4 роки тому +46

      Bruh imagine BREATHING. Lol bruh breathing is for plebs.

    • @clovertheunlucky
      @clovertheunlucky 4 роки тому +43

      The phrase "I NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCE" is such a weak mindset

    • @iambread2914
      @iambread2914 4 роки тому +18

      Idk why people die but bruh just breath smh

    • @vlntn3007
      @vlntn3007 4 роки тому +5

      So true gotta keep that carbon dioxide clout on that oxygen

    • @Strawberry02720
      @Strawberry02720 4 роки тому +2

      Idk why do people feel sad, just get happy! :D

  • @coquifrogs5873
    @coquifrogs5873 4 роки тому +4897

    Imagine doing all the interrogation, only to get voted out by 3 soyboys.

    • @krizcruz3
      @krizcruz3 4 роки тому +279

      I feel so bad for Nola :

    • @jannikmm7941
      @jannikmm7941 4 роки тому +96

      Those were absolute chads

    • @coquifrogs5873
      @coquifrogs5873 4 роки тому +404

      @Dod o granted, but that mistake didn't warrant exile by the tribe of T posers.
      I don't think I'd even care maybe as much, if those three didn't make gamers look like the biggest losers ever lol.

    • @balticbvll2987
      @balticbvll2987 4 роки тому +52

      @@coquifrogs5873 the t poser tribe are big chads

    • @trashbaby3609
      @trashbaby3609 4 роки тому +13

      King move

  • @tarkus2455
    @tarkus2455 4 роки тому +453

    "That's a gamer moment"
    I didn't see any racial slurs used in this video.

    • @sebbb3236
      @sebbb3236 3 роки тому +35

      It isn't a real gamer moment without someone screaming"ni66er" with a shitty mic

    • @fujimxto
      @fujimxto 3 роки тому +19

      @@sebbb3236 modern warfare moment

    • @sebbb3236
      @sebbb3236 3 роки тому +2

      @@fujimxto did anyone else grow up in bo2 lobbies? Those were ruthless

    • @sebbb3236
      @sebbb3236 3 роки тому +2

      @MajesticObjective 17, actually. Started playing on my dad's ps3 when I was 5 and we got an Xbox 360 later on

    • @sebbb3236
      @sebbb3236 3 роки тому +1

      @Dat Boii the golden years

  • @legoyoda645
    @legoyoda645 4 роки тому +141

    “He just learned to cook”
    If he’s right he’s saying an adult man has no clue how to cook
    *my disappointment is immeasurable*

    • @Sam21856
      @Sam21856 4 роки тому +5

      And my day is ...

    • @DogeBladeMaster
      @DogeBladeMaster 3 роки тому +5

      @@Sam21856 ruined

    • @SpringODc2melapela
      @SpringODc2melapela 2 роки тому +1

      @@DogeBladeMaster you said funny word this is a certified big chungus 100% epic gamer reddit moment 1!1!1!1!!1!!1!!

    • @DogeBladeMaster
      @DogeBladeMaster 2 роки тому +1

      @@SpringODc2melapela thx

  • @vidskrlec6162
    @vidskrlec6162 4 роки тому +1612

    You're not a TRUE gamer if you've never bought a girlfriend on Runescape.

  • @aeteno703
    @aeteno703 4 роки тому +504

    "iloveblood3000" sounds like the handle of a gamer in a TV show like Law and Order

    • @andrew_h6
      @andrew_h6 4 роки тому +38

      Aeteno Dude that’s so true. The “gamer” episode in Law and Order SVU is so out of touch, I could absolutely see that being the handle of one of them. Also, that name should have been a big red flag for the other gamers. Anyone with that name would instantly get bullied for having the name a 13 y/o edge lord would come up with

  • @whatamisfitzz280
    @whatamisfitzz280 3 роки тому +43

    13:08
    She be walking on cobblestone

  • @mochann1133
    @mochann1133 3 роки тому +64

    I can’t believe that dude said “that’s a gamer moment” unironically. I’m going to strangle myself

  • @DolanDarker
    @DolanDarker 4 роки тому +6548

    ResidentSleeper

    • @SoulSeeking
      @SoulSeeking 4 роки тому +106

      “Can we get one of *these* in chat?” - “Gamer moment” guy, 2020

    • @GrimaceColoredSquid
      @GrimaceColoredSquid 4 роки тому +29

      Duck.

    • @dogrzz7082
      @dogrzz7082 4 роки тому +25

      this is some ResidentSleeper content right here

    • @Enthusiast230
      @Enthusiast230 4 роки тому +15

      Is dolan dark black? He's dark after all.

    • @Deezsirrer
      @Deezsirrer 4 роки тому +4

      @@Enthusiast230 But his feather is so light...hmmm

  • @ConquerorsHouse
    @ConquerorsHouse 4 роки тому +1513

    If Ninja was a kicker, he’d miss and then say the ball was stream sniping

    • @zebraterabyteztproductions9595
      @zebraterabyteztproductions9595 4 роки тому +29

      SHUT UP NINJA IS THHE BEST ANYONE WHO HATES ON NINJA IS A LOSER NOOB XDXDXDXD

    • @bengaws5457
      @bengaws5457 4 роки тому +7

      ZebraTerabyte // zT productions you big dumb how old are you or are you just memeing

    • @axel2217
      @axel2217 4 роки тому +44

      @@bengaws5457 he was clearly being sarcastic

    • @AA-bz1pr
      @AA-bz1pr 4 роки тому +15

      @@axel2217 I mean he has a Roblox pfp so its kinda hard to tell

    • @viridanpyxles3089
      @viridanpyxles3089 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly hes just salty tho

  • @theknightikins9397
    @theknightikins9397 3 роки тому +33

    Honestly, full respect to ninja. It takes skill to miss the core of an avocado.

  • @hemalathapajaniraja1990
    @hemalathapajaniraja1990 3 роки тому +32

    "why do nfl players miss shots?"
    *proceeds to cut bread in half*

  • @Bigboss-_
    @Bigboss-_ 4 роки тому +1640

    “You will probably get bullied when you turn your face cam on”
    Bold of you to assume that I have the confidence to show my face

    • @armygamelover
      @armygamelover 4 роки тому +6

      I see through your disguise, SwaggerSouls

    • @iljaradenkovs7150
      @iljaradenkovs7150 4 роки тому +10

      Bold of you to assume we ain't already all being bullied for watching the ha ha funny so guys we did it man.

    • @bfcofficial17
      @bfcofficial17 4 роки тому +2

      @Living Breathing Meme damn was about to say that but oh well I guess

    • @calmante4420
      @calmante4420 4 роки тому

      bold of you to assume i have a face cam

    • @YourMom-yg1yw
      @YourMom-yg1yw 4 роки тому +3

      Bold of you to assume that the “bold of you to assume” meme is still funny

  • @gucciigab1206
    @gucciigab1206 4 роки тому +520

    As a french person, seeing the way he's cutting that bread open is a valid argument to defend myself from commiting murder

  • @alduin9123
    @alduin9123 4 роки тому +51

    *pulls out a solaire statue*
    Me: "PRAISE THE SUN"

  • @bearmouse1000
    @bearmouse1000 4 роки тому +37

    “THiS iS gOInG To bE a bIG ASS sANdwIcH”

  • @Manimlulu
    @Manimlulu 4 роки тому +1068

    Pyro: has hornet ring
    Also pyro: can’t parry for shit

  • @angelh1039
    @angelh1039 4 роки тому +1245

    "Fortnite sucks, you can't dig through dirt"
    Don't give them ideas.....

    • @bfcofficial17
      @bfcofficial17 4 роки тому +4

      @@eastneetfleet9488 But what about the fanbase cuz I think it's still somewhat toxic

    • @bfcofficial17
      @bfcofficial17 4 роки тому +5

      @@crashphoenix6362 How do you know

    • @BierBart12
      @BierBart12 4 роки тому +1

      @@eastneetfleet9488 Play Realm Royale instead, if any battle royale.
      Or Minecraft hunger games.

    • @Umbojug
      @Umbojug 4 роки тому +12

      Why do you fuel the circlejerk?

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 4 роки тому

      Creative destruction already did that

  • @escorpiwall
    @escorpiwall 4 роки тому +45

    Is it just me or does the ginger guy have a surprisingly good chemistry with the kingdom hearts guy?

  • @jonathankingste4614
    @jonathankingste4614 3 роки тому +19

    You know they're gamers when they kick out the best performing player.

  • @jellybeanjeff9875
    @jellybeanjeff9875 4 роки тому +589

    I’ll never understand how restaurants allow chefs that just... mess up... food. I feel like there has to be a pool of chefs who don’t mess up simple food. Idk man it just seems so SILLY.

    • @ddd-op5wy
      @ddd-op5wy 4 роки тому +8

      I mean, yeah, there are since food's solo only and simple food is easy to just not mess up. If a chief is messing up your food 1/10 times then yeah, there is something wrong with them.

    • @PetSymmetry
      @PetSymmetry 4 роки тому +24

      ppfresh hey buddy, it’s a joke. Don’t need to give a serious answer, he doesn’t care.

    • @dookiemaster5000
      @dookiemaster5000 4 роки тому +6

      thats a gamer moment

    • @coach1266
      @coach1266 4 роки тому +2

      ThirtyTimesBack23 it mostly has to do with gettig food out in time. If theres a rush and one dish has a simple mistake, no kitchen is going to re-make it. Theyll send it out and recook it if it gets sent back, but priority one is getting food on tables asap

    • @psikopate333
      @psikopate333 4 роки тому +3

      ppfresh ninja? Is that you?

  • @AAA-tp9pf
    @AAA-tp9pf 4 роки тому +684

    The black man looked like he was saying the gamer shit as a meme lmao

  • @VexSG
    @VexSG 4 роки тому +13

    The only reason I want ninja to die is because I want to see 'Gamer Tyler Ninja Blevins' on his gravestone

  • @cryptosporidium1375
    @cryptosporidium1375 4 роки тому +16

    Ninja is just the archetype sweat in gaming turned celebrity.

  • @ghettobaraka8417
    @ghettobaraka8417 4 роки тому +691

    Ninja:”I worked in a kitchen for 3 years”
    Can’t even cut a loaf of bread

    • @samfitzz3
      @samfitzz3 4 роки тому +10

      LazyBoy 220 noodle kitchen

    • @Nipotazzi
      @Nipotazzi 4 роки тому +24

      It hurted me so much to see that bread loaf. SO MUCH.

    • @epicgamer-ny4fj
      @epicgamer-ny4fj 4 роки тому +5

      @@samfitzz3 I mean noodles are kinda bread maybe if you squint and have never looked at bread

    • @MAS7s
      @MAS7s 4 роки тому +3

      He's a glorified prep-cook. Probably spent 90% of his time in dish.

    • @thefriendlyneighborhoodspi3748
      @thefriendlyneighborhoodspi3748 4 роки тому +1

      @@Nipotazzi This bread loaf will hunt me in my dreams

  • @prod.Viv1d.808
    @prod.Viv1d.808 4 роки тому +2047

    Ninja: **goes to get his passport photo**
    Guy there: what’s your name
    Ninja with a dead stare: GAMER NINJA TYLER BLEVINS

  • @pistachio.5809
    @pistachio.5809 4 роки тому +13

    12:20 that sound always scares me when i hear it, idk why

  • @organicdog5648
    @organicdog5648 4 роки тому +12

    8:20 Caught me so off guard 😭💀

  • @MetalHeadEnjoyer
    @MetalHeadEnjoyer 4 роки тому +1036

    Pewdiepie: Watches Jubilee videos for thousands of pounds revenue.
    Pyro: Hey, this is good.

    • @boovmacaroni3075
      @boovmacaroni3075 4 роки тому +37

      Pyro: pewdiepie bad
      Also pyro: so there's this Jubilee video I heard about

    • @alli-gator-forest
      @alli-gator-forest 4 роки тому +35

      Cr1tiKaL: Makes the Jubilee videos first
      Pewdiepie and Pyro: Hey, this is good.

    • @mrditkovich4691
      @mrditkovich4691 4 роки тому

      Pyro releasing his videos during a crisis like this is well deserved

    • @z7983
      @z7983 4 роки тому +9

      Jubilee are probably paying Pewdiepie to react to it, he shouts them out and links them in every video about it

    • @captaindoritos9431
      @captaindoritos9431 4 роки тому

      Jubilee: hey this is a good video idea
      Everyone else: hey that's a good video idea

  • @ray12620
    @ray12620 4 роки тому +961

    Pyrocinical, the only youtuber to admit his merch wasn't ethically made.

    • @cali7056
      @cali7056 4 роки тому +177

      It’s not ethically made, its epically made

    • @mr.bluependant1871
      @mr.bluependant1871 4 роки тому +18

      Okay, that's epic

    • @kazum9746
      @kazum9746 4 роки тому +16

      And somehow it makes me want to buy it more

    • @verexu6877
      @verexu6877 4 роки тому +5

      Child labour

    • @icetweiz
      @icetweiz 4 роки тому +8

      @@cali7056 atleast he's being honest

  • @mingo3976
    @mingo3976 3 роки тому +18

    This just proves that in the gaming world, everyone is stronger.

  • @sirminimuffin4196
    @sirminimuffin4196 4 роки тому +31

    Why can’t he just edit his bread like he edits his builds

  • @z7983
    @z7983 4 роки тому +584

    This is basically an ASOT without "ASOT" in the title lol

  • @jarbackk447
    @jarbackk447 4 роки тому +469

    Tyler “Gamer” Ninja “Fortnite” Blevins “Gamer” Ninja “Fortnite” Tyler.
    But you could just call me Tyler “Ninja” “Gamer” “Twitch Streamer” Blevvy

    • @peteomarjebdollosa9170
      @peteomarjebdollosa9170 4 роки тому +7

      "The name's Blevins, Fortnite Gamer Twitch Streamer Ninja Gamer Fortnite Tyler Blevins."

    • @quam8771
      @quam8771 4 роки тому

      Mixer streamer

    • @vaulthuntrzgaming6305
      @vaulthuntrzgaming6305 4 роки тому +2

      More like...Tyler "THE-FUCK-YOU-SAID-TO-ME-YOU-LITTLE-SHIT!!!" Blevins

    • @dr.lobsta7104
      @dr.lobsta7104 4 роки тому +1

      Mixer streamer you mean

  • @extremelytwitchy8913
    @extremelytwitchy8913 4 роки тому +21

    When did pyro get so CUTE BRO

  • @testhekid
    @testhekid 4 роки тому +8

    2:08 finally someone made that edit

  • @DaveCrosshaw
    @DaveCrosshaw 4 роки тому +575

    -Steam name: "iloveblood3000"
    -favourite genre: horror
    ok.. I see

    • @evermay1582
      @evermay1582 4 роки тому

      @Another Random Guy yeah...

    • @od4361
      @od4361 4 роки тому +4

      @Another Random Guy Unironic Naruto profile pic.

    • @Ehh.....
      @Ehh..... 4 роки тому +9

      His favorite character is Sasuke.

    • @ziyari
      @ziyari 4 роки тому +2

      Sad Bart Simpson pfp ass

    • @raven1386
      @raven1386 4 роки тому +2

      black and white anime boy looking over to the side

  • @AR-ic1ot
    @AR-ic1ot 4 роки тому +545

    “Iloveblood3000” yeah no, would’ve got him out asap

    • @Poopnoodle36
      @Poopnoodle36 4 роки тому +49

      Sounds like it came from the original Xbox commercials

    • @warrenkeystone5195
      @warrenkeystone5195 4 роки тому +39

      "Iloveblood3000" I cringed so hard like wtf

    • @loganblasz7113
      @loganblasz7113 4 роки тому +8

      we need to start a revolution where we convince pyro to make petscop 2

    • @NoBody-tf7ib
      @NoBody-tf7ib 4 роки тому

      This is dreadful.

  • @casualobserver3853
    @casualobserver3853 4 роки тому +10

    The end of the video just had me chanting the true gamer mantra: "woman bad"

  • @Empik_
    @Empik_ 4 роки тому +9

    "know your way around a cuttimg board?" "Yea" She lacks critical information

    • @2st486
      @2st486 3 роки тому +1

      "Mr Ninja, are you experienced around the operating table?"
      "Yep"
      "Give this man a scalpel!"

  • @ys_1085
    @ys_1085 4 роки тому +300

    When he said "we hit 4 million subscribers" I thought he was gonna say the petscop 2 release date

  • @CptRussiaXD
    @CptRussiaXD 4 роки тому +487

    Waiting for Ninja to announce that hes gonna take part of Hell's kitchen

    • @SquarEleven
      @SquarEleven 4 роки тому +30

      cant wait for this words: "YOU FUCKING USELESS PIECE OF SHIT,
      GET OUT! *GET OUT!!!*"

    • @bandawin18
      @bandawin18 4 роки тому +2

      He can't mess up worse than Steveo did can he? He'll probably find a way to mess up worse, at least Steveo had knowledge on cooking before

    • @isuckatgames8552
      @isuckatgames8552 4 роки тому +3

      He will replace Gordon Ramsay

    • @HCR_07
      @HCR_07 4 роки тому +1

      And gets eliminated before the first service.

  • @Will-jl9mk
    @Will-jl9mk 3 роки тому +6

    'Yeah I'm a gamer, I play league of legs some time"

  • @snakepiissken5889
    @snakepiissken5889 4 роки тому +36

    these gamer reality tv game/gameshows are pretty cringe.

  • @calebtitus6367
    @calebtitus6367 4 роки тому +323

    Ninjas cooking skills make me look like a chef genetically engineered with the cooking prowess of Gordan Ramsey and Jamey Oliver

  • @theTrevorluck
    @theTrevorluck 4 роки тому +474

    gAmEr: “Are you a Gamer?”
    Me: “I know the color of the trucks in Slender Man”

    • @buzzer2231
      @buzzer2231 4 роки тому +28

      Absolute virgin. PewDiePie copied Pyrocynical.

    • @bfcofficial17
      @bfcofficial17 4 роки тому +5

      @Schnoppe I guess this gonna go on. Better get my popcorn

    • @connorkimbral3034
      @connorkimbral3034 4 роки тому +2

      @Schnoppe PewDiePie copied Greekgodx

    • @taylor92493
      @taylor92493 4 роки тому +2

      Menil XD oof. All of our living existence is copying.

    • @avoidinhabitant5414
      @avoidinhabitant5414 4 роки тому +4

      That's a gamer moment

  • @frog3197
    @frog3197 4 роки тому +13

    8:32 now we know why he picked that name

  • @mauriciogarciaii
    @mauriciogarciaii 4 роки тому +23

    As a mexican, this is deeply dissapointing

  • @HY-ti4bh
    @HY-ti4bh 4 роки тому +1187

    Idk why but hearing the word “gamer” come out of someone’s mouth unironically makes me feel uncomfortable

    • @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521
      @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521 4 роки тому +21

      Idk why but hearing someone using unironically without actually knowing what unironically means makes me feel uncomfortable.

    • @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521
      @thatsoneinterestingpfpyago2521 4 роки тому +8

      *Then you must be very sensitive to anything that has to do with the word gamer or what it stands for. Here, allow me to unironically say gamer to make you uncomfortable because apparently not saying “gamer” ironically makes it unironic, right? Because it’s more than just a word than it is an average, everyday internet slang most usually used by incels, right? Than it is a meaning for fat, lonely, and obese people that need to go outside and see what life is like for once without relying on the whole “Lmao I’m so relatable and quirky for using the word gamer lawl! >_

    • @fancyroit
      @fancyroit 4 роки тому +5

      gamer

    • @HY-ti4bh
      @HY-ti4bh 4 роки тому +10

      That's One Interesting Pfp Ya Got there chill out dude why u so offended its just my opinion if you don’t like it you can just ignore it

    • @Doge.51
      @Doge.51 4 роки тому +10

      Okay i don't like when people say they don't like criticism, that's part of the reason comments are made, if you don't like criticism then don't comment

  • @MoonatikYT
    @MoonatikYT 4 роки тому +375

    league is not a free game it costs a piece of your soul every time you play

    • @duwangambulance7048
      @duwangambulance7048 4 роки тому +6

      And guaranteed to give you instant chronic depression

    • @nenk0u
      @nenk0u 4 роки тому +3

      The game isn’t even fun

    • @poggers4392
      @poggers4392 4 роки тому +5

      Nenk0u360 no, its fun and satisfying at best but time eating and frustrating at worst. People like gambling and league gambles dopamine

    • @martmine4618
      @martmine4618 4 роки тому +2

      @@poggers4392 with friends it's fun at best. Satisfying? Not really.

    • @poggers4392
      @poggers4392 4 роки тому +2

      Mart Mine oh, you have you NOT landed a combo as aatrox when fed? Have you NOT set up a wombo combo as jarvan? Have you NOT outplayed both your laner and jungler at the same time as darius? Its fucking SATISFYING

  • @ncrxghost8075
    @ncrxghost8075 3 роки тому +6

    As a cook in the real world and seeing ninja trying to cut bread, I think I’m going to have to retire from my profession because this man is levels ahead of anyone else and I’m ashamed that I am not at his hierarchy of cutting bread

  • @fernthehuman1183
    @fernthehuman1183 3 роки тому +3

    So guys we did it we reached a quarter of a million subscribers

  • @annika8674
    @annika8674 4 роки тому +1121

    When that dood said “oh! T pose 😜” I cringed at the band kid energy.

    • @ratflakes3135
      @ratflakes3135 4 роки тому +44

      He even put his hand up aswell

    • @houseking9211
      @houseking9211 4 роки тому +72

      the band kid energy is strong with this one

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 4 роки тому +17

      I have the video paused right now because I can't handle the secondhand cringe

    • @GingerKing243
      @GingerKing243 3 роки тому +7

      Hey man, fuck you! But it's also accurate. I'm a die hard band kid :'(

    • @un1verse309
      @un1verse309 3 роки тому +12

      @@GingerKing243 wait, you’re actually un-ironically calling yourself a band kid?

  • @JimSunderland
    @JimSunderland 4 роки тому +890

    "Ninja is not a gamer"
    In other news, water is wet.

    • @probyalek
      @probyalek 4 роки тому +6

      CookieClicker what

    • @reapthewhirlwind6915
      @reapthewhirlwind6915 4 роки тому +9

      Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?
      Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?

    • @Darkyan97
      @Darkyan97 4 роки тому +41

      Water is not wet though. Water *makes* things with a stable form wet.

    • @phantomkrieger2744
      @phantomkrieger2744 4 роки тому +16

      People die when they are killed

    • @mystic2243
      @mystic2243 4 роки тому

      u wot m8?

  • @borischervenkov3047
    @borischervenkov3047 4 роки тому +14

    12:20 got anxiety from that negative ASMR

  • @spompofleks
    @spompofleks 4 роки тому +14

    all i say is for google to swap this joke for a REAL ninjas when i google for one , for crying out loud

  • @Najibelmo
    @Najibelmo 4 роки тому +914

    “Only 90s kids understand”
    Pyro fans: all being born in 2009

  • @nvk-fq8ff
    @nvk-fq8ff 4 роки тому +634

    So let me summarize this. There are now only 5 people, the women literally found out who is not gamer while these other guys done nothing and next round they kicked her out
    Now that's a gamer moment

    • @Ehh.....
      @Ehh..... 4 роки тому +85

      I mean she weeded out the mole and it was pretty obvious that the 3 dudes sperging out werent the moles, yet after the mole was gone she specifically pushed to keep the game going meanin she wanted to just eliminate more people to shrink the prize split.
      So meh, she got what she deserved.

    • @nvk-fq8ff
      @nvk-fq8ff 4 роки тому +1

      @@Ehh..... facts tho

    • @calebsmackel5461
      @calebsmackel5461 4 роки тому +9

      Annoying Guy probably cus she’s annoying as shit lol

    • @udieunit
      @udieunit 4 роки тому +11

      It’s a flawed system if you win each person should just get a flat sum of money, right now there’s no reason not to kick someone out you know isn’t the person because if you do you’ll get extra cash

    • @sirilthefirst8971
      @sirilthefirst8971 4 роки тому +18

      @AxentiumZ She went for a risk. She got boofed. Even not being a woman the chance of being eliminated is 1/4. She actively wanted to continue the game. Don't blame the guys.

  • @dominicvancuyck1799
    @dominicvancuyck1799 4 роки тому +6

    Ninja got ligma for not washing his hands while cooking

  • @pat1u
    @pat1u 3 роки тому +1

    10:43 the heavy is dead reference just makes me feel good

  • @omasta5500
    @omasta5500 4 роки тому +131

    The fact that you cut better when the bread was still in the bag shows Ninja’s non-existent cutting skills

    • @Liam-jy7yi
      @Liam-jy7yi 4 роки тому +6

      I doubt he ever actually used the kitchen in over 10 years.

  • @levibetts6947
    @levibetts6947 4 роки тому +1276

    It’s 2020 and everyone’s on quarantine, there is no excuse for lack of petscop 2

  • @seshieman2579
    @seshieman2579 3 роки тому +5

    3:28 Terrible analogy, kind of embarrassing

  • @InfernoTune727
    @InfernoTune727 3 роки тому +5

    I actually love the design bc it doesnt screamm:"HEY! I LIKE THIS UA-camR"

  • @Mortarmouth2009
    @Mortarmouth2009 4 роки тому +480

    Ninja doesn’t know how to cut bread because everyone else always made a sandwich for him.
    (Or he has a flat brain either one.)

    • @brandyb9987
      @brandyb9987 4 роки тому +31

      His brain is as smooth as a bowling ball.

    • @great2642
      @great2642 4 роки тому +15

      *that’s a gamer moment*

    • @thinrichard670
      @thinrichard670 4 роки тому +2

      @@brandyb9987 smoothest brain.👍🏻

    • @sharpee3100
      @sharpee3100 4 роки тому +1

      5:59 or avocados

  • @motivated7203
    @motivated7203 4 роки тому +642

    "I like a variety"
    "I play league"
    Yeah, no you don't.

    • @mintybadger9908
      @mintybadger9908 4 роки тому +33

      Wow you made the same joke as pyro did in the video,good job

    • @petarvsgaming7893
      @petarvsgaming7893 4 роки тому +7

      Motivated Vergil u can play league , and also play other games

    • @motivated7203
      @motivated7203 4 роки тому +6

      @@petarvsgaming7893 That's true, but you see, most don't

    • @redjaxs7675
      @redjaxs7675 4 роки тому

      @Blueish Flame Perfect for you then.

    • @Theredstonezone
      @Theredstonezone 4 роки тому +1

      Have you played RAid:ShaWDoW LeGenDS?

  • @orrfrank2568
    @orrfrank2568 4 роки тому +9

    No one:
    Pyro: to celebrate 4 million subscriber's we got new ways for you to give me money

  • @GODofTimewaste2
    @GODofTimewaste2 3 роки тому +7

    Guys! I finally realized it! Ninja probably doesn't know how to cut bread because the servants (ew) have always done it for him!

  • @aspaghetto5355
    @aspaghetto5355 4 роки тому +703

    how to tell if someone's a gamer: ask them about the game's mods or cheats.

    • @imtoolazyforaprofilepic4961
      @imtoolazyforaprofilepic4961 4 роки тому +11

      I still remember spamming ASPIRINE and PRECIOUSPROTECTION in Vice City

    • @skinexcess
      @skinexcess 4 роки тому +55

      Oh you're a gamer?
      Name every cheat in gta5

    • @roachdoggjr4285
      @roachdoggjr4285 4 роки тому

      Plz dont ask about gta sa health cheat on pc?

    • @aspaghetto5355
      @aspaghetto5355 4 роки тому +1

      @Ben Dover hmm...there's a few solutions such as exclusives I suppose

    • @jeweerly2319
      @jeweerly2319 4 роки тому +1

      this looks oddly unironic which makes it 10 times better

  • @shizzymcshizz
    @shizzymcshizz 4 роки тому +587

    Woman: “girls can game too” Pyro: “Anyone can game” *lists every personal characteristic besides gender*

    • @cryonim
      @cryonim 4 роки тому +29

      lul. But the woman basically played the "oh guys just dont like girl gamers " card. Like ????, i dont think i saw anyone being sexist but she has to bring that up, like the entirety of the female twitch army.

    • @shizzymcshizz
      @shizzymcshizz 4 роки тому +8

      Arvind Sagar true, plus she didn’t know the until dawn character either meaning she’s automatically not a true gamer

    • @Turnip1000
      @Turnip1000 4 роки тому +1

      Random Being for me to remember a character a game has to hit me emotionally or I have to play it more than once

    • @depressionfulness4207
      @depressionfulness4207 4 роки тому

      Because when you game your gender is gamer.

  • @ayyyayay
    @ayyyayay 3 роки тому +11

    time to go back watching pyro knowing he isnt as bad as tom made to be

  • @PsychoRavager
    @PsychoRavager Рік тому +1

    Out of all the gamer moments out there in history, that, my friends, was definitely one of 'em!

  • @pokeowl3838
    @pokeowl3838 4 роки тому +379

    "won't get you bullied at school"
    there isn't school for the next 2 months

    • @kevinbmx2225
      @kevinbmx2225 4 роки тому +11

      What's school?

    • @CallMeVanillafucking_badass
      @CallMeVanillafucking_badass 4 роки тому +10

      What’s school?

    • @Centauri012
      @Centauri012 4 роки тому +3

      Damn, my school is out for the rest of the year.

    • @Clau-10
      @Clau-10 4 роки тому

      pokeowl I mean pyro is right

    • @50centauri
      @50centauri 4 роки тому +4

      wear the merch and use the camera in the online class so you get the girls

  • @sothatsdevintart2562
    @sothatsdevintart2562 4 роки тому +798

    “I hate how the word gamer is just totally destroyed, saying that you are a redditor somehow has more value in society than being a gamer... that’s not right man.” -Pyro 2020
    You and me both man .

    • @sothatsdevintart2562
      @sothatsdevintart2562 4 роки тому +3

      actic they’re a mutt of the worst kind.

    • @actic555
      @actic555 4 роки тому +3

      @@sothatsdevintart2562
      >Implying that they're not worse than the worse type of mutts
      Amermutts suck but I have a feeling they're something more than an Amerimutt, worse than the Amerimutt.

    • @loganblasz7113
      @loganblasz7113 4 роки тому +7

      we need to start a revolution where we convince pyro to make petscop 2

    • @infj1w932
      @infj1w932 4 роки тому

      Redditors arent gamers if they only play minecraft and watch jojo. I dont like minecraft but play lots of games ( Bandori, Persona, Animal Crossing, etc ). I still get harassed and told that im “ a normie not epic gamer “

    • @loganblasz7113
      @loganblasz7113 4 роки тому

      What does a “redditor” do exactly

  • @scalarKnight
    @scalarKnight 3 роки тому +2

    Your gamer status, ninja. Hand it over.

  • @AliusOPIUM
    @AliusOPIUM 3 роки тому +2

    "That's a gamer moment"
    Ness

  • @51HeHe
    @51HeHe 4 роки тому +205

    the phrase "its just a game" is the funniest shit ive ever seen, he turned himself into a pickle

    • @execute6200
      @execute6200 4 роки тому +1

      funniest shit I've ever seen

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 4 роки тому

      This reminded me of sekirei when the dude with the unstable body asks the scientist "why did you make me this way ?" and the scientist replies "iT's jUsT a GaMe, It'S jUsT a hUmoRoUs gAmE."

    • @beelzeboss9631
      @beelzeboss9631 4 роки тому

      @@deathserpent9747 it's a good anime, you're a man of culture

    • @deathserpent9747
      @deathserpent9747 4 роки тому

      @@beelzeboss9631 yes. I am still waiting for tsugumomo season 2

    • @beelzeboss9631
      @beelzeboss9631 4 роки тому

      @@deathserpent9747 I'm still waiting for more My girlfriend is a Gal

  • @prestonrunyon3761
    @prestonrunyon3761 4 роки тому +188

    when ninja cut through the avocado, immediately when the knife hit the board, it cut to an ad. it was the most perfectly timed ad ever

    • @clayblob2
      @clayblob2 4 роки тому

      Lmfao

    • @saruwatori
      @saruwatori 4 роки тому +6

      shit happen to me to. aint even mad about the ad popping out

    • @an_alien_0674
      @an_alien_0674 4 роки тому

      Me too

    • @vovabars1234
      @vovabars1234 4 роки тому

      The only time I was OK with an ad

    • @kaypat23
      @kaypat23 4 роки тому +1

      Did y'all get the mobile legend bang bangs ad or

  • @lukarobertson7255
    @lukarobertson7255 Рік тому +3

    8:03 league of pubg