Given the title, how ridiculous is it they needed that warning. Like the worse that might be expected would be like "Darlin' if you wuz a tree, you'd be a willow"
My favourite from that movie is "The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass the day you were born and ended as a brown stain on the mattress". I remember that one from my own army days and a corporal using it on me. All done a longtime before Full Metal was made, which means it must have been a military insult from way back.
Let's be honest,when it comes down to insults,nobody beats the drill instructor from ''Full Metal Jacket.'' This guy turned insulting into a form of art.
Ya know, my coworker told me about an app that allows you to have R. Lee Emery be your ring tone for when you get a call or text. Always insulting you, of course.
I like the vintage insults. They prove you don't always need an endless stream of profanity for an exceptional funny insult. "Chin up, dear." "That's right; both of them."
@@zeltzamer4010 You seem to have missed the word "trying"....A simple statement of fact, based upon logical evidence, is not a "political" statement, It is just a statement pointing out undeniable facts...Please, before making comments disparaging someone else comment, you may want to try THINKING....(I know, "what a strange idea".
Batman:You still follow your Dad’s orders? Andrea:The way I see it, the only person in this room controlled by his parents is you. -Batman:Mask of the Phantasm
That was a great line, but there are so many others from that movie that could've/should've been included. I guess they were trying to keep this video from looking like an extended FMJ trailer Lol
Guys, HERE is The Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
"Tastes like burger. I don't like you anymore" Oh man, that totally reminds me of the first real kiss I had. We had just had a salty roast beef dinner and yeah... I think you get the picture. Not pleasant in the least.
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." - "Billy Madison" Unfortunately this is way too true in the real world today.
@@michaelkarnerfors9545 and she was the maid in fear and loathing in las vegas...imagine my shock cuz i saw that a thousand times but DID NOT AT ALL know it was her lol but she did seem faniliar
"5-foot-9? I didnt know they stacked shit that high".. LOL! I gotta rent that movie out again. One thing. I can't count how many times I've watched "The Good, Bad and Ugly".. but I never make out the insult Tuco yells at the end. Someone please help me..
In italian is even better: "Bitch" is "Puttana", so when he scream "Son of a bitch", it becames "Figlio di puttana" with the A afgter the double T fading in the scream of the song. Here: ua-cam.com/video/f-tH9tuAq_s/v-deo.html
0:05 - Dumb & Dumber, His Girl Friday, Harry Potter 3, One-Eyed Jacks, Coming to America 0:33 - Happy Gilmore, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Vertical Limit, Cool Runnings, Big Jake 1:00 - Home Alone, The Hangover, Animal House, Duck Soup, Liar Liar 1:30 - Matilda, It Happened One Night, Anchorman, Full Metal Jacket, The Nutty Professor 2:02 - Rhinestone, The Nutty Professor, Bull Durham 2:30 - War Games, Caddyshack, Aliens, Tommy Boy, Ace in the Hole 3:00 - The Women, The Nutty Professor, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Scarface, The Breakfast Club 3:27 - The Little Rascals, It’s a Wonderful Life, Aladdin, Network, She’s All That 4:01 - Highlander, Of Human Bondage, Nine to Five, Erin Brockovich 4:34 - Clueless, Dumb & Dumber, The Silence of the Lambs, The Good, The Bad and the Ugly, Sweet Smell of Success 5:00 - Good Morning Vietnam, Biloxi Blues, A League of Their Own, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf, The Man Who Came to Dinner, Monkey Business 5:29 - Duck Soup, Home Alone, The Ref, Point Break 5:59 - Repo Man, Revenge of the Nerds, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Hamlet 2, Heathers, Chasing Amy, Closer, Anchorman 6:30 - Shaft, Back to the Future, Coming to America, Fried Green Tomatoes, Planet of the Apes, Stand By Me, Snatch, Wet Hot American Summer 7:01 - Bad Santa, Barfly, The Exorcist, White Men Can’t Jump, Horse Feathers, E.T., Heartbreak Ridge, The Blues Brothers 7:32 - A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Training Day, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Full Metal Jacket, White Men Can’t Jump 7:57 - Hook, Flatliners, Hook, 8:30 - Nine Months, Six Pack, Hook, The Maltese Falcon 8:59 - Liar Liar, You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man, The Graduate 9:33 - Swimming with Sharks, The Long Good Friday, Pink Flamingos 10:06 - The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
The cowboys has to be one of the best movies ever made. Some of the best lines in movie history come from that movie. “Forgive me for the men I’ve killed in anger and those I’m about to”
As tough as this guy seems, I always tell people my company commanders in boot camp were just as scary. One of them was a short, Filipino guy who didn't say a lot but could give you a stare that would make your soul piss in its pants and find a hole to crawl into.
@@eugenesaint1231 Oh man, that's awesome! I hope that you you two are talking about the same guy. I went through bootcamp (Navy) in 1999. I had this RDC looked like Sargent Slaughter. Turned out he was the easiest to get along with and the one we were "saddest" to leave. When we headed for the busses at the end with our seabags in tow, my shoelace came untied. He kneeled down to tie it because I couldn't.
@@daynonweaver292 I'm a girl. I just would have got my own pants wet and it would have been pretty embarrassing. Anyway, we liked him. I spent almost another year in Great Lakes for school. I lived in base housing because I had a family and we ended up being neighbors. So...yeah, that would have been really bad! X-D
I agree 100%. My favorites, Revenge of the Nerds, Robin Williams, Good Morning Vietnam & whoever the redhead was at the end of the video & the Exorcist
they missed some great insults from "It Happened One Night", "Arsenic and Old Lace", "Harvey", Cheech and Chong, Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall, Mae West, Ruth Gordon, Don Rickles, Agnes Moorehead, Audrey Meadows and many others.
And in my favorite top 5 on the list, from Good Morning Vietnam. Right up there with his insult from Good Morning Vietnam. "You are in more dire need of a BJ than any white man in history."
The entire opening scene from "Full Metal Jacket" could have taken up a big chunk of this compilation. Also, props to the "Pink Flamingos" insult neat the end. Mink Stole's dry delivery made the insult even more irritating to her victim. Good job! 😎😄🙂😍😱
The best insult is what my daughter came up with. One kid was teasing another kid about his weight. My daughter said “At lest he is bigger than your future.”
Not Disney, it was by Spielberg's Amblin Entertainment and distributed by TriStar. Amblin has collaborated with Disney on occasion though (Who Framed Roger Rabbit, BFG, etc.), which is probably why the confusion.
"My great aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102, and when she had been dead three days, she looked better than you do now." Everything about this is gold, but what makes it perfect is the great emphasis Woolley puts on the last word.
0:49: "You are the kind of club tottin', raw meat eatin', me Tarzan you Jane'n, big, bald bubblehead who can only count to ten if he's bare foot or wearing sandals"
5:13 "My great Aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102, and when she'd been dead 3 days she looked better than you do now."
One of my favorites is from an old movie called The Women (1939). "There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel."
0:59)Another great John Wayne line. MY favorite is "Life is tough, but it is tougher if you are stupid." 1:50)The DI's ribbons are probably his own. Former USMC sergeant. Like Jackie Gleason in "the Bandit" movies, he mostly said what came to his mind.
I like the one when Al Bundy told that little girl after she insulted Al about working in a shoe store and Al Bundy said if you want to see your future, just look in the seat next to you. Lmao
“Warning: contains strong language.”
That’s... why I’m here.
now thats fuckin relatable
I don’t think the compiler understood the concept of being insulting.
Hahahahahahahahaha same!
I just read that in Obi-Wan's voice
Given the title, how ridiculous is it they needed that warning. Like the worse that might be expected would be like "Darlin' if you wuz a tree, you'd be a willow"
"Chin up... Both of them"
That was genius.
"I don't give any servicemen discounts." "Too bad, your old lady does!" SAVAGE 😂
one of the best
Not savage. Hip Hop Is savage not Clint limpwood
@@alfjones6377 ah yes, says you
@@seanmcclelland8893
*Military Wives in a Nutshell*
@@alfjones6377who let this little boy stay up past his bed time
"5 foot 9, I didn't know they stacked shit that high." Forever my favorite
"Private Pyle, you are so fuckin' ugly you look like a modern art masterpiece!" That's my favorite
Fun fact: 5 foot 9 is exactly 69 inches. It's also the average height for men around the world.
Nice
@@soulassassin0g Bevis and Butthead would say - heh heh heh.. he said 69.
My favourite from that movie is "The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass the day you were born and ended as a brown stain on the mattress". I remember that one from my own army days and a corporal using it on me. All done a longtime before Full Metal was made, which means it must have been a military insult from way back.
Let's be honest,when it comes down to insults,nobody beats the drill instructor from ''Full Metal Jacket.'' This guy turned insulting into a form of art.
Agreed, all 100 should be of him.
It helped that he was an actual drill instructor before he became an actor... though, sadly, we lost this magnificent bastard in 2018...
R. Lee Ermey(1944-2018) RIP Oohrah! Mail-CALL! 🤩
You know how the movie continued, do you.
Ya know, my coworker told me about an app that allows you to have R. Lee Emery be your ring tone for when you get a call or text. Always insulting you, of course.
They've done two of these and still missed my favorite.
"I wouldn't live with you if the world was flooded with piss and you lived in a tree."
Brilliant. What film is it from?
It's from Parenthood with Steve Martin. Hilarious movie.
Dude that’s classic 😂
Sheesh.
Everything R Lee Ermey says in Full Metal Jacket could be on this list.
Ya think? Classic movie. Now, back in line!
Correction: TOP of the list.
Clicked on this thinking that it was all ermey
Full Metal Jacket is in a class all by it's self, a classic that will be in history without any equal.
...where you about to call me an ass hole???
"Nevermind, dear. Chin up."
"That's right. Both of them."
Classic comebacks are the best comebacks.
I like the vintage insults. They prove you don't always need an endless stream of profanity for an exceptional funny insult.
"Chin up, dear."
"That's right; both of them."
"From what i hear You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a fucking boat"
hot diggity damn that burn
Yeah, Kostner has his moments.
He doesn't have any water to cool that burn either
To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!
"Is it true that you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight?" Want some ice for that burn?
"She lived to be 102 and when she had been dead 3 days she looked better than you do now." The older movies were savage as shit
Yes and could do it all without the F word too. Awesome!
If Whiplash was out, Fletcher would make half the list.
"here comes Mr gay pride himself"
i clicked on this video to watch all his insults. this video was just a couple years earlier.
Can we get on that for the third episode of this list, please?
Fruit Fuck
I was think that same thing Aswell
"were you always this STUPID did you take lessons?" "I-TOOK-LESSONS!!!!!!"
Kwabena Amoateng Sam Jackson never fails to make me laugh!
Can someone please tell me that movie please with Sam Jackson
@@roykerr5121 The Long Kiss Goodnight
I love, my man, Samuel 'Mutha Frakkin' Jackson!
“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries”
I blow my nose at you English types!
“Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change”
I saw a monty python one in here, didn’t see the “I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
That bit about 'elderberries'...
"You toad-spotted traitor"
"You egg"
XD
I love how varied the insults are. Some are super vulgar, some childish and some are just good old fashion wit and sarcasm
"Maybe you can tell us who first subjected the idea of reproduction without sex?"
"Ummmmmmmm.......your wife?"
DAAAAAAAaaaaaaammmmmn.......dat burn
Best. Line. Ever.
Randy Gutierrez what movie was that
Michael Seckman WarGames.
What movie is that?
War Games
"My mommy says she wishes you were dead."
-- Hippo kid, _Zootopia._
Honestly, it hurts more hearing from the kid.
*Groucho:* "Not that I care, but where is your husband?"
*Lady:* "My husband is dead."
*Groucho:* "I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse."
Uh...Without trying to be political, Groucho's response sure reminds me of today's liberals.
@@emmitmeyer1368”Without trying to be political, political.”
@@zeltzamer4010 I assume there is a point to your comment, though I find it difficult to understand what that point is.
@@emmitmeyer1368 You said you weren’t trying to be political and then said something political.
@@zeltzamer4010 You seem to have missed the word "trying"....A simple statement of fact, based upon logical evidence, is not a "political" statement, It is just a statement pointing out undeniable facts...Please, before making comments disparaging someone else comment, you may want to try THINKING....(I know, "what a strange idea".
"This man may talk like an idiot and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot." Groucho Marx best one man
thats what idiots do. its just idiot in more words
That would be the current president of the United States Brandon
@@billmadison2032 When Trump dies in prison, will you cry or furiously masturbate while crying?
"Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No, have you?"
Yes, we watched the video too
When does that happen?
@@blackhawkuh-6026 It happens at 2:47, it's from Aliens.
Savage comeback
OH SNAP!
i like shrek the third's insult
"that's a nice leotatd.
oh, thank you.
do they come in men's sizes?"
george harris xD
I forgot about that one.
OHHHHHHHH
*SHOTS FIRED 🔫💥🔥😎*
4:40. The way he delivers the line is PURE GOLD
7:58
This sassy little boy grew up to be Prince Zuko.
Let that sink in.
Damn, I knew he sounded like Zuko.
Hey Vasquez....have you ever been mistaken for a Man?
No!!!!!! Have you ????
Epiiiiiiiiiic!!!!!!
Private Vasquez! I love that bit from Aliens! Jenette Goldstein! www.imdb.com/name/nm0001280/?ref_=tt_cl_t8
"a hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?"
What movie was that from?
@@careypowell523 thank you
The actor that plays the guy who said this is a close relative of mine, cool guy
@@lucasfilms3216 you must be a very lucky man. Steve Le Marquand is a talented actor and has a few good lines up his sleeve.
@@andrewfenn3019 Yes i know we call him slem for short i slightly remember going to his wedding as well
Batman:You still follow your Dad’s orders?
Andrea:The way I see it, the only person in this room controlled by his parents is you.
-Batman:Mask of the Phantasm
Laugh all yer life
*#ROASTED*
DAMN!!!!!
"My bathmat means more to me than you" damn
Rivers Bliss lol I thought he said my back fat. Funny either way lol.
Jori -
“Back fat” is funnier
“If I saw you in my toilet bowl I wouldn’t flush it”.
I would've just said "I know" to see if it catches him off guard
"How tall are you private?"
"Sir, 5'9 sir!"
"5'9, I didn't know they stacked shit that high!"
Wow you're hot!!
@@imsokewl1184 wow.
@@imsokewl1184 lol
That was a great line, but there are so many others from that movie that could've/should've been included. I guess they were trying to keep this video from looking like an extended FMJ trailer Lol
Right as I scrolled pass this
I've always been partial to "There are two kinds of people in this world, and you ain't one of them."
"He was so bad, the audience was still booing him during our set, that's how bad he was"...
"This Is Spinal Tap"...
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast ?" hahahaha dude, I almost died from laughter
That is one of my Faves! When McDonald hesitatingly says..., No... LOL
Juvenile
"does this suit make me look fat?'
"no, your face does."
im dying
he should've said " you mean fatter? yes"
“Were you always so stupid or did you take lessons?”
“I took lessons”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
my dad was asked "why did you join this mans army"
his reply
"options was this, jail or go to canada and i cant speak canadian"
7:26
Clint Eastwood, what a legend, he has never failed to deliver a good burn when its needed
I watched that movie the other night and I was dying when he delivered that burn.😂😂😂
"You'd need three promotions to get to be an asshole!" Biloxi Blues - a great movie.
Harsh!!!!! Nothing else to say.......datum!!!!
Damned spellcheck.... Dayum!!!!!!
Guys, HERE is The Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
"Tastes like burger. I don't like you anymore"
Oh man, that totally reminds me of the first real kiss I had. We had just had a salty roast beef dinner and yeah... I think you get the picture. Not pleasant in the least.
Please understand.
And that is whay you never, EVER kiss your significant someone just after dinner. :-)
Please understand.
And that is whay you never, EVER kiss your significant someone just after dinner. :-)
I just saw the movie for the first time the other night xD
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in the room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul." - "Billy Madison"
Unfortunately this is way too true in the real world today.
"Hey Vasquez, you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No. Have you?" -- The one that probably hurt the most. Lol
Better then looking like a transvestite
Fun fact: she is Jeanelle - John's foster-mother - in T2: Judgement Day.
@@michaelkarnerfors9545 and she was the maid in fear and loathing in las vegas...imagine my shock cuz i saw that a thousand times but DID NOT AT ALL know it was her lol but she did seem faniliar
@@michaelkarnerfors9545 oh and a underrated movie called NEAR DARK...which has alot of the alien cast in it
read about her resume on IMDB was shocked when i saw she was in star trek genarations
"5-foot-9? I didnt know they stacked shit that high".. LOL! I gotta rent that movie out again.
One thing. I can't count how many times I've watched "The Good, Bad and Ugly".. but I never make out the insult Tuco yells at the end. Someone please help me..
He says " you know what you are !!! Just a dirty son of a bitch !!!"
"...just abvxdrronofabitch!"
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In italian is even better: "Bitch" is "Puttana", so when he scream "Son of a bitch", it becames "Figlio di puttana" with the A afgter the double T fading in the scream of the song.
Here: ua-cam.com/video/f-tH9tuAq_s/v-deo.html
"You juggler! You canker blossom! You thief of love!" - gotta love Shakespeare's grip on insults.
0:05 - Dumb & Dumber, His Girl Friday, Harry Potter 3, One-Eyed Jacks, Coming to America
0:33 - Happy Gilmore, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Vertical Limit, Cool Runnings, Big Jake
1:00 - Home Alone, The Hangover, Animal House, Duck Soup, Liar Liar
1:30 - Matilda, It Happened One Night, Anchorman, Full Metal Jacket, The Nutty Professor
2:02 - Rhinestone, The Nutty Professor, Bull Durham
2:30 - War Games, Caddyshack, Aliens, Tommy Boy, Ace in the Hole
3:00 - The Women, The Nutty Professor, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Scarface, The Breakfast Club
3:27 - The Little Rascals, It’s a Wonderful Life, Aladdin, Network, She’s All That
4:01 - Highlander, Of Human Bondage, Nine to Five, Erin Brockovich
4:34 - Clueless, Dumb & Dumber, The Silence of the Lambs, The Good, The Bad and the Ugly, Sweet Smell of Success
5:00 - Good Morning Vietnam, Biloxi Blues, A League of Their Own, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf, The Man Who Came to Dinner, Monkey Business
5:29 - Duck Soup, Home Alone, The Ref, Point Break
5:59 - Repo Man, Revenge of the Nerds, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Hamlet 2, Heathers, Chasing Amy, Closer, Anchorman
6:30 - Shaft, Back to the Future, Coming to America, Fried Green Tomatoes, Planet of the Apes, Stand By Me, Snatch, Wet Hot American Summer
7:01 - Bad Santa, Barfly, The Exorcist, White Men Can’t Jump, Horse Feathers, E.T., Heartbreak Ridge, The Blues Brothers
7:32 - A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Training Day, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Full Metal Jacket, White Men Can’t Jump
7:57 - Hook, Flatliners, Hook,
8:30 - Nine Months, Six Pack, Hook, The Maltese Falcon
8:59 - Liar Liar, You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man, The Graduate
9:33 - Swimming with Sharks, The Long Good Friday, Pink Flamingos
10:06 - The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
nice one
@@123afish gives me the impetous to watch more movies.
Wow! from memory?? (even if not..)
@@amitraam1270 There's a list of the movies I used to help with the timestamps.
Great stuff BABY!
The cowboys has to be one of the best movies ever made. Some of the best lines in movie history come from that movie. “Forgive me for the men I’ve killed in anger and those I’m about to”
Now I think I have to find someplace to download "The Cowboys" and hear that line again when they come across the bad guys.
-"Never mind, dear, chin up."
-(chin up)
-"That's right, both of them!"
5:16 That's truly one of the greatest insults I've ever heard!!
As tough as this guy seems, I always tell people my company commanders in boot camp were just as scary. One of them was a short, Filipino guy who didn't say a lot but could give you a stare that would make your soul piss in its pants and find a hole to crawl into.
Sr. Drill Sergeant Rodriguez? (Ft Polk?)
@@eugenesaint1231 Oh man, that's awesome! I hope that you you two are talking about the same guy. I went through bootcamp (Navy) in 1999. I had this RDC looked like Sargent Slaughter. Turned out he was the easiest to get along with and the one we were "saddest" to leave. When we headed for the busses at the end with our seabags in tow, my shoelace came untied. He kneeled down to tie it because I couldn't.
My soul would drop trou and AIM!🤣
@@daynonweaver292 I'm a girl. I just would have got my own pants wet and it would have been pretty embarrassing. Anyway, we liked him. I spent almost another year in Great Lakes for school. I lived in base housing because I had a family and we ended up being neighbors. So...yeah, that would have been really bad! X-D
At 2:10 "Oh Reggie I've heard of dreadlocks, but SHITLOCKS!?"
Just one of my favorite and hilarious insults!!!
I love that they included more clips from older films this time. A lot of great insults back then.
I agree 100%. My favorites, Revenge of the Nerds, Robin Williams, Good Morning Vietnam & whoever the redhead was at the end of the video & the Exorcist
they missed some great insults from "It Happened One Night", "Arsenic and Old Lace", "Harvey", Cheech and Chong, Humphrey Bogart, Lauren Bacall, Mae West, Ruth Gordon, Don Rickles, Agnes Moorehead, Audrey Meadows and many others.
those suck.
“He cheated”
“Your mom cheated. That’s why you look like a plumber.”
Enders Game😂 i still dying over this one years ago
if only eddie murphy knew these dreadlocks were gonna be popular 20 years later, that nigga was ahead of his time
8:25
“Nearsighted gynecologist!” Hahahahaha! Gotta love Robin Williams and his genius improv abilities.
And in my favorite top 5 on the list, from Good Morning Vietnam.
Right up there with his insult from Good Morning Vietnam. "You are in more dire need of a BJ than any white man in history."
Robin Williams :'(
R.I.P to robin williams!
2:25 lmao that fucking guy's reaction
+Guy Guyson OWWHOOHOOHOO!
I think that was what I replayed the most.
Don't forget,
"Ugh, what is it? It's hideous!"
"Well that's not very nice. It's just a Donkey"
4:40 is a perfect response to the one before it.
"Hey Vasquez - have you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No. Have you?" One of my favorites.
"I bet with this hat you get a big bowl of soup, huh?"
"Oh, it looks good on YOU though."
Lmao. That always made me laugh
Rodney Dangerfield = Savage
Free bowl of soup...
"Hey baby, wanna make fourteen dollars? The hard way..?"
The entire opening scene from "Full Metal Jacket" could have taken up a big chunk of this compilation. Also, props to the "Pink Flamingos" insult neat the end. Mink Stole's dry delivery made the insult even more irritating to her victim. Good job! 😎😄🙂😍😱
The best insult is what my daughter came up with. One kid was teasing another kid about his weight. My daughter said “At lest he is bigger than your future.”
Well I guess I’d forgotten Robin Williams calling a child a nearsighted gynecologist in the middle of a Disney movie 😂
Not Disney, it was by Spielberg's Amblin Entertainment and distributed by TriStar. Amblin has collaborated with Disney on occasion though (Who Framed Roger Rabbit, BFG, etc.), which is probably why the confusion.
A kids movie. But one of RW’s best. I Believe in you Roger!
"My great aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102, and when she had been dead three days, she looked better than you do now."
Everything about this is gold, but what makes it perfect is the great emphasis Woolley puts on the last word.
I bet living to 102 was rare back then
7:32 I love how the insults go from Shakespeare to gangsta.
"I hearda dreadlocks but shitlocks" LMFAO
"That's not your hair! Take that pile of shit off yo head, you crazy!"😂
1:50 I'm going to use that on tall people
0:49: "You are the kind of club tottin', raw meat eatin', me Tarzan you Jane'n, big, bald bubblehead who can only count to ten if he's bare foot or wearing sandals"
"Remember, you are defending this womans honor, which is more than she ever did' Groucho Marx to Margaret Dumont in Duck Soup
I loved The Departed's insult.
Man: "Oh. Who the f*ck are you?"
Sgt. Dignam: "I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
"The toilet store" Best insult ever.
Whiteside's remark to the nurse in The Man Who Came to Dinner is one of my all-time favorites.
I'm glad you threw some of the classics in there. It's amazing how insults have evolved over the years
I am sooo glad this popped up in my feed.
That was absolutely f'kin awesome!!!
Sir, 5 ft. 9, sir! 5 ft 9!? I didn't know they stack shit that high! looooooool
Gotta love Full Metal Jacket.
R Lee Ermey who plays Gunny Hartman actually was an actual Marine Corps Drill Instructor at the time
"Never-mind dear,chin up..."
"THATS RIGHT,BOTH OF THEM!...."
joan crawford is a legend
The Man Who Came To Dinner is one of my favorite classic movies now, and I entirely have this video to thank for making me aware of it.
That Hook feast scene is the ultimate insult scene
5:13 "My great Aunt Jennifer ate a whole box of candy every day of her life. She lived to be 102, and when she'd been dead 3 days she looked better than you do now."
9:14 SLLLLLLLLUUUT!!!!
'hey, where did you get those clothes...at the...toilet store...?"
" You know Myra...
Some people think your cute, but I think your one very large baked potato".
Sly Stallone- Death race 2000
The one with Joan Cusack giving birth at 8:30 is from Nine Months.
" your breath is so stinky people look forward to your farts" LOL
2:30 is definitely my favourite
One of my favorites is from an old movie called The Women (1939).
"There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society... outside of a kennel."
So much more classier than just outright saying "You bunch of bitches"
Language restrictions could really bring out some of the most creative lines
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go trough life son" Best insult ever
"Bull shit it looks likethebestpartofyourandownthecrackofyourmomma'sassandwasleftasabrownstainonthematress!!! I think you've been cheated!
"SLLLLLUT!" 😂😂😂😂😂 lol yooo that had me dyin
“Chin up!... that’s right, both of them” 😂
Rodney Dangerfield was the king of insults.
9:00 what goes on in my mind at school
What is the name of the movie?
@@shahab8838 Liar Liar
0:59)Another great John Wayne line. MY favorite is "Life is tough, but it is tougher if you are stupid."
1:50)The DI's ribbons are probably his own. Former USMC sergeant. Like Jackie Gleason in "the Bandit" movies, he mostly said what came to his mind.
One of my favorites: Christopher Walken, "You would need 3 promotions just to be an asshole" lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
"H-hey... I thought you were tied up."
"This is because you are stupid."
The Mask of Zorro (1998)
Simple and hilarious the way they worded it out. :D
5:12 is absolutely amazing
One of my favorites, from “Liar, Liar” :
“I’ve had better.”
Classic!!!!! I know better than to day that though......lol
When I saw ET as a kid, penis breath became one of my favorite insults ever. I'm glad it made it on this list
A dear relative of mine thought he said "peanut breath" and couldn't figure out why everyone in the theater was laughing so hard.
What's the movie with Clive Owen shouting, "You writer!!"
That movie is called "Closer".
Rowan J Coleman 8
Where's white man can't jump, oh there it is.CLASSIC. 7:51
The French Taunter has some of the best insults ever.
7:20 OHHHH SHOTS FIRED
I like the one when Al Bundy told that little girl after she insulted Al about working in a shoe store and Al Bundy said if you want to see your future, just look in the seat next to you. Lmao