The 100 Cheesiest Movie Quotes of All Time
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- Опубліковано 18 січ 2010
- A celebration of some of the greatest 'cheesiest' movie quotes of all time. First featured on Pajiba.com. Sit back, relax and take in all the wonderful fromage...for list of films click (more info)...
One mans cheese is another mans gold... "cheesy" is a very subjective word and can be used in many different contexts. And there is such a thing as good cheese... a quote can be both epic and cheesy! Also, just because I've included a quote from a movie, it doesn't imply that I think the movie itself is 'cheesy', more the line chosen qualifies... I happen to love a great deal of the films listed here.
Films featured in order of appearance:
American Beauty, Batman & Robin, Gigli, Batman & Robin, Showgirls, Troy, Star Wars, G.I Jane
--1m- Love Story, Cast Away, Star Wars, City of Angels, As Good As It Gets, Pearl Harbor, Titanic, Ever After, Death Race, The Covenant, X-Men 3
-2m- They Live, Commando, Matrix, Diary of a Mad Black Woman, Total Recall, Wicker Man, Point Break, Lethal Weapon II, Boondock Saints, Predator, Road House, Kindergarten Cop
-3m- Forrest Gump, Transformers 2, Lethal Weapon, Speed, Commando, X-Men, Exorcist II, Armageddon, Juno, Blood Diamond, Batman & Robin
-4m- Goldfinger, Rocky 4, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Judge Dredd, Commando, Under Siege, Batman & Robin, The Happening, Star Wars, The Happening, Eraser
-5m- Blood In Blood Out, Batman & Robin, Con Air, Air Force One, Bad Boys II, Snakes on a Plane, Showgirls, Notting Hill, Jerry Maguire, Ghost
-6m- Pretty Woman, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Dirty Dancing, Matrix, 300, Star Wars, The Postman, The Happening, Congo
-7m- Wicker Man, Pearl Harbor, Knowing, Predator, Troll 2, Matrix, Poseidon, Face Off, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Star Wars, True Lies, Twilight, Battlefield Earth
-8m- World Is Not Enough, Flash Gordon, Showdown In Little Tokyo, Braveheart, Independence Day, Wicker Man, Star Wars, The Room, Mortal Kombat Annihilation, Star Wars
-9m- Conan The Barbarian, Battlefield Earth, Shark Attack 3, Lord of The Rings, Top Gun
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the footage presented here, this video was made merely to pay homage to these films and quotes and not for any profit or commercial reasons. No copyright infringement intended, video is for entertainment purposes ONLY. - Розваги
YO! Tom Hanks yelling, "I'M SORRY WILSON!" Is not a cheesy quote. That scene is heartbreaking. Who ever thought a man losing his volleyball would be so sad.
Indeed.
That's his charm he has an average guy face so he can play a average guy movie rows but he is an amazing actor and can give and out of this world performance
Arthur Garwood Delahooke no its hilarious!
That was'nt a volleyball! It was a companion loved by all. He was the main character and touched infinite hearts
I cry every time I see that scene
"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
"I'M SORRY WILSON!!"
Starbit I love how they are one right after the other practically xD
Marcus Balearius It's not accidental.
"I hope you can clone yourself" "Why?" "Because you can go fuck yourself" - Arnold Shwarzenegger
avix007
I never said it was...
I guess he didn’t love Wilson then!
The entire list could have just been Batman and Robin.
Reigns is the future WWE champion
lol
Yup he is
Headshot Homie or Fast and Furious. Those movies make me physically uncomfortable they're so bad.
TheKPSTube Absolutely. The fact that the goddam SEVENTH one is one of the highest grossing films of all time causes me to die a little inside. The Mad Max films are infinitely better, but don't do nearly as well (probably because they don't have The Rock and Paul fucking Walker).
Arnold could fill a list on his own.
+ThatOneShyguy that's mean XDDhahahah
+ThatOneShyguy "I keph telling people, IT'S NOT A TUMOR!"
xD
ThatOneShyguy I am da pahty poopah
"hasta la vista, baby"
Chill out, dickwad
"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and kick ass- and I'm all outta gum"
Not cheesy, awesome
Could it not be cheesy AND awesome at the same time?
Yeah, it may seem cheesy now, but at the time that line was AWESOME...and now it's iconic with this movie and with Duke Nuke 'Em
aeopmusic agreed!
Damm right
Robert Michael Nope. Cheesy means cringeworthy. That line is anything but.
These movie quotes may be cheesy but they will never be as cheesy as Taco Bell's Cheesy Gordita Crunch. Yours for only $2.49. Think outside the bun.
You made this comment 4 years ago, and It's still fucking hilarious
2019 i wish they were still 2.49...bitches are 3.99 now
i was laughing for like 10 minutes straight at this comment 🤣😅😂
7 now😟
**Taco Bell Sound Effect Intensifies**
I beg to differ. "I ain't got time to bleed" is the most kick ass line ever uttered on film.
Look I know this is five years late, but I’m a mechanic and to this day if anyone notices that I’m bleeding before I notice that I’m bleeding, then I will shamelessly quote that every time.
@@Rockaholic237I'm the computer person in the house, not a car guy.
Long story short, went to my dads friend's shop to replace a battery in my Ford Escape 2017.
His tec weren't in yet, so I had to gut the thing up to the air filter.
It was such a pain in the ass, and my virgin engine digging hands took a beating.
But it made me smile every time I saw a new cut on my hand, remembering that line from that movie. 😆
"Love means never having to say you're sorry"
"I'M SORRY WILSON"
ɷɷɷ I Havee Watcheddd Thiss Movieeee Leakedd Versionn Hereee : - t.co/SjZpZXw5gt
Yes
You can't handle the truth! A Few Good Men (1992)
"Murdered? Then SOMEBODY'S responsible!"
I geeked so hard at that. 😂😂😂
Boromir's death in Lotr was NOT cheesy! :P
Yeah I agree, they should've replaced it with the ending of Return of the King where everyone is laughing. God that scene makes me want to vomit.
Nameless Paladin The whole trilogy made me want to vomit. It's so atrociously over the top and cheaply sentimental.
IZn0g0uDatAll Well I think Return of the King is most liable to this criticism. I think it's terribly corny at times. Fellowship of the Ring imo was the best one. It's dark and mystical. I really liked it.
Leah McCusker Your Milage May Vary.
How about the line:
Witch king: You fool, no man can kill me.
Die now"
Woman: I am no man.
From LotR: Return of the King.
A few of these weren't necessarily cheesy when we first saw them, but they got repeated SO much that it turned into cheese...you know?
No, they were always crap.
+uwcb1 Wilson was an awesome quote IMO.
Agreed
Was gonna comment something similar, but now I don't have to. You're absolutely correct.
Mark Wahlberg's scene 6:45 has me laughing so uncontrollably right now
"planning on stealing something?"
Mark - "noooo ma'am we're not!"
"plan on murdering me in my sleep?"
Mark - "what?! noooooooo!"
How dare you put Boromir's death in there. That scene was epic.
ikr! that scene seriously breaks my heart ㅠㅠ
My thoughts exactly!
Used to not like Fellowship of the Ring as much as the other 2 films as a kid, but rewatching the trilogy as present day me it's possibly my favorite of the 3 films.
Who really has time to monologue while dying, though? Epic it may be, but there's a point there. A lot of medieval epics, when you break them down, are pretty cheesy. The heroes and villains get majestic lines and dialogue. In reality most people just die.
"Love means never having to say you're sorry..."
*Next Scene.*
"I'M SORRY WILSON! WILSON I'M SORRY!"
No matter what anyone says “It’s not a tumor” is one of the best lines in movie history.
“I aint got time to bleed” is one of the most badass quotes in any movie
"I don't like sand..."
Terrible
WhAt?!?
NoO...
Ian Johnson amazing
Some of the lines are only cheesy when taken out of the context of the film. For example, the first quote from American Beauty and the Wilson quote from castaway.
exactly
And Braveheart
9:25 NOTHING CHEESY BOUT THAT
BOROMIR AKA SEAN BEAN IS DYING
ITS SAD
🔫
Sean Bean always dies. You should be used to it.
NO ONE HAS A RIGHT TO SAY THAT CLIP IS CHEESY AHH!!!
gobble gobble
Why the fuck does everyone find that funny
+Gillian Valdez Really? lol You're pretty....basic....aren't you?
Winner winner turkey dinner
Wait...how is that Lord of the Rings quote at 9m cheesy? Seems actually pretty heartfelt and genuine in comparison to the others.
There's nothing cheesy in the trilogy. There's just of memes and there's a lot of people complaining about the anticlimactic ending but that's how the story ends in the books.
Wilson I'm sorry was NOT cheesy, if you watch the movie your eyes would tear up every time too
No Imagination must be weird not having anybody come on you xD
Absolutely. While for the most part this video is pretty much on target but certainly not for Wilson.
i feel like i am the kind of the world is not cheesy either
Aw, Wilson
LMAO I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED
Jayy Prime me: YOUR HIT! your bleeding manyou : i ain't got time
Jayy Prime same here dude lmao.
+Jayy Prime say tHAT TO THE BLEEDING ARM
+Jayy Prime I don't have time to die, I'm too busy!
Killer line
gaw dang, Tom Hanks just lost his friend Wilson and you call it cheesy? How insensitive.
but seriously now, I don't know what is cheesy about that scene. Mildly funny, mildly sad and mildly ironic, but cheesy? naw. Same goes for a few of these scenes.
WILSONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's funny in this context, lol.
+Ben P. You have to recognize that the scene was about a delusional man losing a ball in which he drew a face and talked with for 2 years. (i know why, but if you look at it without the emotional context, it's pretty silly and cheesy)
Ben P. Wilson was a bitch
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PUT FORREST GUMP IN THERE! It's gotta be the BEST movie line
Well it never said that cheesy is bad. Sometime the cheesy quotes that are the best.
They're eating her...
Then they're going to eat me....
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
I said sometimes...
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!
I don't know who the hell put this list together, but there are some truly amazing lines on this list. How does Braveheart end up on a list with a lot of these?
the line is too cliche, though i would not put the line from LotR and "sorry, wilson" in the list
Jeff Spain Just because a line is good doesn't mean it's not cheesy as heck. That motivational speech scene is great, but it's a cheese overdose !
Really?
murderoustendencies Nothing cheesy about it. Those men were going to war. They were scared and needed to be inspired. What, pray tell, is cheesy about that?
Jeff Spain I don't know, it was the overdose of Hollywood epic style quotes and the way the movie was edited, I dont know if you get what I 'm thinking about I'm a bit tired right now
The line from 300 is "historically correct." Leonidas said it before the battle of Thermopylae, a translation of it at least.
That’s what I said when I saw that movie on the thumbnail
the only one i have to disagree with in this list is the lord of the rings quote
And the one off braveheart
"I'm Afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive"
+Simao Pereira lol, I included that one in my video.
i dont see how it was cheesy
They're eating her and now they're gonna eat me :D
+Black Lotus no more popcorn
Muhammad Raza Haidery oh my goooooooddddddddd
I know, right? They left off the cheesiest part of the line.
he didn't put the best part
“Troll 2” Was indeed crap. Who thinks MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000) should make an episode on this? Say “I”
I have to say, a majority of these I don't think should be classified as "cheesy"
But I did enjoy the few memorable quotes you came up with
I'm pretty sure the ENTIRE dialog from ALL THREE Star Wars prequels deserves to be in this. But you especially missed the absolutely worst one from Anakin:
"I'm still haunted by the kiss you should never have given me."
And don't forget the quote from Revenge of the Sith where Anakin says 'No, it's because I am in love with you.'
infinitecanadian NO!! You are both wrong. The one they clearly forgot was "Love can't save you Padme, only my new powers can."
TheRoflcopterGod
Hey, I was just adding to the knowledge base of 'Worst Star Wars III Quotes'. Looks like you got another one for the list. ;)
Smh. Not the whole dialogue. Obi wans dialogue during the final confrontation is sick.
@@createanything5189 I have the high ground - tell me how high ground will help you in a sword fight 😐
What the hell is cheesy about "Cast Away" when he yells "WILSON, IM SORRY WILSON"! Someone made a big fucking mistake here. Seriously wth?
KigreTheViking Your Milage May Vary.
Arshad Khan Seriously though, i didnt think cheesy scenes made people cry. I mean, its about a man, alone, desperate and lost on an island. He loses his only "friend"... a volleyball. Hes slightly mental at this stage in the movie. Its a sad scene and it made people cry. And its cheesy? How exactly?
Arshad Khan I read your first comment sarcasticly for some reason. :)
TheGoogler77 I know right!!! Its a hard scene to watch. :) Unless you're alone, then you can let the tears stream!
***** No, we all cried.
Damn I bursted out laughing at
"Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't"
Same 😂
"I've come to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum" The best quote ever!!!
2:00 "I have come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass" "and Im all outta bubble gum"
That is one of the best quotes ever.
7:17
Give him an Oscar!
yes dude yes!
That was the best line man!
OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!!
You’re talking about the fly on his forehead
Darren Ewing was very off in this scene. He sounded more excited, rather than afraid. And to be honest with you all, he’s not a good actor. “Troll 2” was just a piece-of-crap film that, definitely, deserves an episode on MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000).
Btw, Ewing does not deserve an Oscar. He deserves the Golden Raspberry award.
3:26 he sounded like the guy in spongebob that smelled his breath in the theaters
LMAO
You could put the entirety of Batman and Robin in here
Great list! Though I think the "Wilsoooooon" line was not cheesy at all -- it was bloody brilliant!
Hey, the Wilson scene was heartbreaking, not cheesy.
The best quote of all time is:
"Harry! They're taking the Siths to Isengard!" -Spock
Lord of the rings and cast away? Nooooooo! Those were very touching scenes!
i love lord of the rings and i don't think a lot of it should have been in here but you have to admit, especially if they were in english (their in elvish) aragorn/arwen scenes are pretty cheesy when you read what they say. THEY should have been in this video, not boromir's scene (though admittedly, i can see why people think it's cheesy).
Jack Williams your forgetting the sam and frodo scene 'there are many things in this world fighting for' and 'i cant carry the ring but i can carry you'
Daniel Reader yeah lol. i guess that was pretty cheesy too. But lord of the rings are great movies, thats why i think people overlook a lot of cheesy quotes or problems with them
Yeah, the person that made that list is on some wannabe elitist shit. Dumb list.
I can agree with that but still....There Taking The Hobbits To Isengard....funniest scene of the 2nd one. Its not a cheesie scene but it sure was a funny one.
"Inspector Clay is dead. Murdered. .... and somebody is responsible."
No shit Sherlock!
You sack of wine!
Melius Petllius
You luggage!
SerenexFirefly YOU BETRAY THE LAW!
I AM THE LAW!!
LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum"...when genius meets cheese.
"SPARTANS!!"
"Ready your breakfast, and eat hearty...FOR TONIGHT, WE DINE, IN HELL!!!"
[From the back of the army]:
"But I was going into Tosche's Station to pick some power converters!"
Haha you fool general kenobi
It's TOshi Staiton.
TOSHI
its actually spelled "Tosche"
Half of them are Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes
That says something about that man
Golden Chicken PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!
SHUT UUUUUP ! This one always gets me.
I don't like lord of the rings being on the list, that specific scene actually, I'm sure theres another scene thatss cheesy, but that one was too emotional
"This forest is old...very old"
"Legolas, what do your elf-eyes see?"
"PO-TA-TOES"
Those would have been a good replacement.
***** yeah forests are old legolas, little known fact. lol
one of my favorite videos growing up, me and my friends would quotes these randomnly during all of middle school. recently i've been watching a lot of movies and seeing the movies some of these come from makes me nostalgic of the good times this video has brought me. 12 years later and i still come back to this. thank you man
"Killing me won't bring back your goddam honey," I love that line! Best of all, it's 100% true.
YOU NEVER EVER MAKE FUN OF CASTAWAY! THAT SCENE OF WILSON WAS SAD NOT CHEESY
And life is like a box of chocolates
@@3DInnovations70 No, that line is pretty cheesy.
@@silencedmaxim5889 It’s meant to be kinda corny, as it was almost dumbed down for Forrest
@@3DInnovations70 Doesn't make it any less cheesy.
the hell is LOTR doing in there
Most of these aren't cheesy, most are badass!
HOW IS THAT LORD OF THE RINGS SCENE CHEESY?!?!
the classic "bubblegum" line is not cheesy... it's awesome.
-Slick
Duke Nukem said it the best
AmericanThunder Definitely better coming from Duke Nukem.
"They may take our lives...but they'll never take...OUR FREEDOM!!"
C'mon!...That's a great line and not cheesy at all.
Okay. Perhaps i'm being a wee bit biased...I'm A Scotsman
It is a good line.
YEA THIS GONE TOO FAR ! IT'S A SOUL MOMENT NOT SOME EASY PUDDING STUFF !
Haha! I'm probably a wee bit biased as well! xD
I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm out of bubble gum. I love that line. ya gotta be kidding
same with "I ain't got time to bleed"
Hell yeah, Jesse Ventura's "I ain't got time to bleed" is my favorite quote from Predator
What. Leave lord of the rings outta this
Amen
Why was Castaway in there? That scene was emotional as fuck lol
Not even the younglings survived...
Me: Yeah cuz I really expected the kids to survive an attack from a sith-lord...
LOL my thoughts too, oh Obiwan just what are we gona do with you lol
Im not a big fan of the movie but I think he is saying it to make the Sith lords more coldhearted and evil. I dont think its as stupid as " in my point of view the Jedies are evil" and " I wish I could wash away my feelings" all the Anakin quotes are totally stupid as shit
Kenneth Nielsen
dont over think it your being pissy just let it be funny
Storm's line "Do you know what happens when a toad gets struck by a lightning?" was supposed to have been a come-back to a catch-phrase that Toad should have made throughout the movie, but those lines got cut from the movie.
Storm's line wouldn't have been viewed as cheesy if those had been left in.
2:37 Diplomatic Immunity....... Just been revoked.. lol
Half of these quotes aren't even remotely cheesy...
You're so gay
You're so straight
How is the scene from Castaway ("Wilson" scene) cheesy? What line is cheesy? That's an incredibly sad scene if you know the context, which many people don't. They just see some loon crying about a soccer ball and laugh, but it's about more than a ball. I like these other scenes, but I don't see how Castaway belongs here.
I can't believe you didn't include "Cookies need love, like everything does" from Matrix Revolutions or "I carried a watermelon" from Dirty Dancing or the hilariously stupid "That's a lot of fish" from Godzilla!
***** It is?
***** How can that be true, when there are only 7 people on the world?
***** So why aren't there 57 people, huh??? HUH???
***** That is only 3 dots, not 57. Your theory is incor... Oh my God. 3 dots. Triangles have 3 edges! ARE YOU A ILLUMINARTYD?
Just in case you haven't got it yet, I am joking.
***** Are you trying to pass subliminal messages?
Saying sorry to Wilson is cheesy? You...take...that...back!!!!
9:43 Tom Cruise without shades and with shades in 1 sec.
Mind=Blown
I cried for Wilson, NOT CHEESY
Tom Hanks is the best ...
And in our volleyball courts.....
6:26, Why the hell would a Spartan say that they will dine in hell, they are the Greek pagans, should had said underworld or with Hades, Zeus or any other god/goddess instead.
a) It's a film
b) They try to make the audience relate.
These are probably why. If not, ignore me.
***** Pretty sure that what I said but mine was a lot less detailed.
What's wrong? Hell exists in the greek mythology; there are several "regions" of it but still exists.
Zuber Commodore
You mean Tartarus or such, they would see it as an insult than an edgy compliment.
Tartare is only a part of their hell.
Well maybe it's not the same in english but the term which describes the best the ensemble is called "hell", from what I searched/I know.
I think it's the same in yours; after it's just a question of translation; it's in english, not in greek.
One of the first videos I saw when I found UA-cam. It will always hold a special place in my heart.
So much cheese...I could make a pizza
Ewan B Save room for Cheesecake!
Optimusprime240 ITS NOT MADE WITH CHEESE
xSPARTANJ1x Just another cheese joke. I know it not cheese.
I AM THE LAW! I AM THE LAW! YOU BETRAY THE LAW! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Thank you for spending your valuable time just to make a video, This is really a wonderful video.
How dare you include Boromir's last spoken words in this? That was not cheesy but a very emotional moment for anyone who has even an ounce of respect for the LOTR trilogy.
The quote from "Forrest Gump" about a box of chocolates could've been cheesy if it was read differently, but great Tom Hanks did his best to make this pretentious lines sound less pathetic.
There are some cheesy ones in there but most of them are really good!
They can take our lives, but they can't take our freedom! haha
who said cheesy can't be cool?
You selected some of the greatest and most said movie quotes of all time!!
Now I'm like "I saved this into a playlist for?...."
Dorothy: “you are a really bad man!”
Wizard: “oh no I’m a good man, but I’m a really bad wizard.”
That lord of the rings one wasnt cheesy at all :/
I agree! I loved that Scene in LOTR!
Andreas Kraft Sean Bean :D
2:00 THE BEST!
cheesy but f*ckin epic
The transition between these are great
You sack of wine! Hahaha.
Some are cheesie. But alot are legendary. Like forest gump for example. Or matrix. It's history!
I don't agree with LOTR and Braveheart
"love means never having to say you're sorry." "I'M SORRY WILSON!!!! WILSON I'M SORRY!!! WILSON!!! WIIIIILSOOOOOON!!!!"
Haha that was hilarious
Good god, this video is gold
im sorry, but some of these lines had great emotional and awesomely historical in cinematic lines. Some of these lines are funny as shit while others, like star wars and twilight and commando, CHEESETASTIC!!
"I know Kung Fu."
I know whupyoass
woah
Awesome video, id like to see more.
its turkey time, gobble gobble XD
7:33 „Inspector Clay has is dead. Murdered. And somebody‘s responsible.“
The audacity and confidence this character represents by stating the most obvious thing as a detective, should be written down as one of the most memorable quotes in movie history.
that juggernaut one gets me everytime
"TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!"
"but I was going to tosche station to pick up some power converters"
"Do you know who i am?! I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!".....
That's not cheesy... that's fantastic!
no that's the juggernaut
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA
Holy crap, the kick ass and chew Bubblegum line didn't originate in Duke Nukem? MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIEEE!
No, you just dont know pop culture.
"I'm the juggernaut bitch" is the greatest line ever.
How was the Wilson scene cheesy?
IT was the fact that it was played right after the girl said "love means never having to say your sorry", then SORRY WILSON!!! IM SORRY!!!
No, its not, it was a joke.
0:55 LOL