Rome - Mark Antony Gets Owned!

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  • @napolien1310
    @napolien1310 4 роки тому +689

    "You're Rome's Helen's of Troy"
    Now that's an insult

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 4 роки тому +69

      The show doesn't mention this but this was a reference to persistent rumors that Antony had been the habitual receptive partner in a gay love affair in his youth. In the Roman aristocracy, as in ancient Greece, it was more or less acceptable for a man to bugger boys if he was so inclined, but to be the one buggered was seen as weak and unworthy of a man, and it became a common slur to use against political opponents.

    • @aricting4252
      @aricting4252 4 роки тому +40

      Cicero has many many sick burns
      For example, during Servilia and Caesar's relationship (which was real), there were rumors that her son Tertia was Caesar's illegitimate child. One time during a bargain where Caesar received some property at a low price which he was going to give to Servilia. Cicero then said that the bargain was quite good, for there was a third (In Latin Tertia means "third" as well) off.

    • @napolien1310
      @napolien1310 4 роки тому +4

      @@aricting4252 daaaaaaaaaamn

    • @dorkandproudofit
      @dorkandproudofit 4 роки тому +45

      @@napolien1310 That IMO is nothing compared to what, as far as I can tell, is *the* oldest yo mama joke of all time. Basically some guy from a rich old family kept interrupting his speech by saying "Who was your father, Cicero?" (a way of saying 'your father was a nobody, you don't belong here where all of us have famous daddies). Cicero turned to the guy and said "Sadly, your mother has made that question rather difficult for you."

    • @testchannelpleaseignore2452
      @testchannelpleaseignore2452 3 роки тому +5

      @@brucetucker4847 "Caesar: Every womens man and every mans women"

  • @htf5555
    @htf5555 8 років тому +1473

    _NUUAAAGHH_
    - Marc Antony 44 BC

    • @georgerustic3817
      @georgerustic3817 7 років тому +43

      go on go...onnn lols

    • @gmatsue84
      @gmatsue84 5 років тому +25

      @Goliath Online It is open to intepretation

    • @Lazyguy22
      @Lazyguy22 5 років тому +49

      Of course, in the original Latin, it's "NUUAAAGHHUS". Much more poetic, I think.

    • @francisdrake6622
      @francisdrake6622 4 роки тому +15

      Veni Vidi NUUAAAGHH

    • @nocturnalrecluse1216
      @nocturnalrecluse1216 4 роки тому +6

      Comment of the year. 🤣

  • @dv2045
    @dv2045 3 роки тому +169

    Cicero: "read this to Mark Anthony"
    Senator: "can I look for any typos?"
    Cicero: Nah, you'll be fine

  • @JamesDeBall
    @JamesDeBall 8 років тому +1003

    Cicero really left his friend out to dry here..

    • @badjokemaker3051
      @badjokemaker3051 8 років тому +49

      He was wet because of all his sweat.

    • @buckeyeinblack
      @buckeyeinblack 7 років тому +8

      Naw, he was pretty wet in the end.

    • @luffydragneel5635
      @luffydragneel5635 6 років тому +29

      pretty sure you wouldn't want a friend to die like this; most likely a person he secretly hates but the person does not know of this hate lol

    • @patmansa2827
      @patmansa2827 6 років тому +2

      is it possible to secretly hate someone ?

    • @labigwa2272
      @labigwa2272 6 років тому

      He was tremendously wet.

  • @braniacc
    @braniacc 4 роки тому +307

    "When I was a young man, I defended our State. As an old man, I shall not abandon it."
    ---One of Cicero's most famous accomplishments was his swift handling of the Cataline conspiracy during his year as a Consul.
    "I give sincere thanks to Mark Antony, who has generously presented me with the most promising theme imaginable."
    --Cicero was also famous for absolutely railing against those in power he viewed as unworthy, such as Marc Antony, Pompeii, and Bibulus.
    "Please listen, as if you were sober and intelligent, and not a drink-sodden, sex addled wreck."
    --Marc Anthony was put in charge of Rome during the Roman Civil War. To call his performance unsatisfactory was a massive understatement and scarred his reputation for life.
    "You are certainly not without accomplishments. It is a rare man who can boast of becoming a bankrupt before even coming of age."
    --Antony's early childhood was a life of binging and gang violence. He fled to Greece at age 20 because of his massive debt.
    "You have brought upon us: war, pestilence, and destruction."
    --Slightly inaccurate. He didn't so much bring these things upon Rome, more failed to stop them, and more than once even tried to leverage crises to seize power. It's partially why Caesar fired him partway through the Roman Civil War.
    "You are Rome's Helen of Troy."
    --Supposedly this is what Lepidus,Caesar's other, far more competant subordinate, often called Antony. Especially insulting since Cicero thought no better of Lepidus, and in fact the only person who seemed to have any faith in him, Julius Caesar, had replaced Antony with Lepidus as his number 2.
    "But then, a woman's role has always suited you best."
    --Antony had played second fiddle basically his entire life to someone. This led to a severe inferiority complex and here, Cicero is just dancing all over it.

    • @yunleung2631
      @yunleung2631 2 роки тому +6

      Excellent breakdown! I thought he was just talking shit for most of it.

    • @warprimeminister
      @warprimeminister Рік тому +1

      Terrific. I’m a college professor in NYC. I would absolutely have three shots of Tequila and we toast to Antony and really praise him properly. 🫡🫡👏🏽👏🏽

    • @ZAYAZOfficial
      @ZAYAZOfficial Рік тому

      Thanks for this breakdown !

    • @markracsko8414
      @markracsko8414 11 місяців тому +5

      The last line could also be in reference to Antony's relationship with Gaius Scribonius Curio. The two were close friends and in real life they were rumoured to have been in a gay relationship in their youth. Naturally, Cicero was the one peddling this rumour because the real Cicero hated Antony as much as the HBO depiction of him does. In ancient Rome, it was perfectly acceptable for a man to have sex with another man, but only if he was the one doing the penetration. Willingly letting another man penetrate you was viewed as utterly unmanly, and suggesting that someone likes to bottom or has another free Roman man as a boyfriend was a grave insult. (And a common slander tactic.)

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 5 місяців тому +6

      @@markracsko8414 Ok so to quote another HBO classic about Italians, Cicero stated that Antony was "catching, not pitching".

  • @sellingthesecondamendment.2954
    @sellingthesecondamendment.2954 10 років тому +941

    I feel sorry for the messenger. You should have stopped reading, dropped the scroll, and run away.

    • @badjokemaker3051
      @badjokemaker3051 8 років тому +175

      "Go on!!" "No! I don't want to!° "GO ON!!" "Okay...but this are the Words of Cicero and not mine. Okay? I'm not Cicero. Don't forget that. Are you reasonable?" "Yes, I am...GO ON!" "...But then a woman's role has always suited you best." "NYAAAAAH!"

    • @blucolife
      @blucolife 8 років тому +96

      It's funny how everyone else is leaving the room. "Shit's going down, I better haul ass." Marc Anthony, he was too passionate for his own good.

    • @pingtangcalagan0554
      @pingtangcalagan0554 7 років тому +1

      lmao

    • @bobofthestorm
      @bobofthestorm 7 років тому +33

      ferzy09
      The previous senate was massacred under the previous dictator Sulla. A good number of the previous generation of the Senate, those who had backbone for opposition even those from well known families were killed. The Senate who survived were those who were more likely to bend the knee either for fear of losing their life or for profit. This left the Senate with easily bribed corrupt politicians and/or politicians who just wanted to be senators for the prestige of being a part of the Senate. The Senate that Caesar had to deal with had less people willing to die for Political Virtues than previous generations.
      This was why Cato and Cicero were such interesting figures. Cato was known for being unbending to corruption and championed traditional Republican Roman virtues. On the other hand, Cicero was middle ground, Cicero had integrity but he recognized the need to maneuver in a reality that Rome was a corrupt system.
      Now this is where Cato gets more interesting. As said, Cato was unbent to corruption, you'd think that Cato that would fall on his face with that kind of unrealistic world view, but he didn't. Cato remained relevant despite not playing into Roman corruption. How? Why? The same spineless cowards that is the Roman Senate actually admired Cato for his unyielding qualities. With Cato as their champion and voice (or sacrificial lamb), a good number of the cowards of the Roman Senate and Roman People still SILENTLY adhered to the traditional Roman Republic Virtues that they they so believed back in the good old days. The likes of Cicero might played ball with Caesar but Cato was their champion. Cowards they definitely may well be, but completely slaves to corruption and tyranny they were not.

    • @KiljiArslan
      @KiljiArslan 5 років тому +1

      I mean spoken like a true ancap. A coward who would if he knew any one who disagreed with him were armed would disarm them immediately.

  • @ooglyboogly6656
    @ooglyboogly6656 6 років тому +161

    "Please listen, as if you were sober and intel-"
    SENATE: Oh shit, RUN!

    • @heroking3677
      @heroking3677 2 роки тому +3

      Haha 😂 he should have run when he read that first line ironically this is a running theme in Roman history

  • @antred11
    @antred11 10 років тому +994

    Cicero must have hated that senator's guts. You don't ask a friend to read a speech like that to Mark Antony. ^_^

    • @--Valek--
      @--Valek-- 5 років тому +7

      Two birds with one sandwich or something like that.

    • @michaelgoldsmith9359
      @michaelgoldsmith9359 5 років тому +42

      He's an intern

    • @jajkobadmem6418
      @jajkobadmem6418 5 років тому +10

      @@WilliamSmith-vo8zu The first job and the last.

    • @kaczynskis5721
      @kaczynskis5721 5 років тому +46

      His last dying thoughts were probably, "F**k you, Antony, f**k you, Cicero."

    • @stevekaczynski3793
      @stevekaczynski3793 4 роки тому +8

      @@jajkobadmem6418 He had one job to do. He did it and got killed.

  • @jafeae
    @jafeae 9 років тому +1300

    It's always the messenger who gets it...

    • @Napalm38382
      @Napalm38382 8 років тому +114

      I know right?
      Yo dude, its my job to read this and I did like, totally pause and.... aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhHhH my face.

    • @paulmartinson4936
      @paulmartinson4936 7 років тому +2

      i wish

    • @marcusagrippa6799
      @marcusagrippa6799 7 років тому +22

      Don’t kill the messenger. Am I right?.

    • @joshuawells835
      @joshuawells835 6 років тому +4

      So this is where that comes from

    • @Stratigoz
      @Stratigoz 4 роки тому

      @alantupadre He was warned before starting speaking though.

  • @LaStriata
    @LaStriata 11 років тому +310

    Scholars and historians have long acknowledged that Cicero was one of history's first true trolls.

    • @FimbongBass
      @FimbongBass 4 роки тому +9

      Didnt he make one of the first “your mom” jokes ?

    • @andrewpestotnik5495
      @andrewpestotnik5495 3 роки тому +57

      @@FimbongBass yes.
      Random senator: "Who was your father Cicero?"
      Cicero: "Sadly, your mother has made that a very difficult question for you"
      Verified Event, CA 60 BC

  • @112steinway
    @112steinway 7 років тому +800

    Meanwhile, the rest of the Senate is like "leave, leave now, for the love of all the gods get the hell out of there!"

    • @MartinWVOandA
      @MartinWVOandA 6 років тому +49

      "And either run faster or get out of my way!"

    • @Mago.-
      @Mago.- 6 років тому +27

      Shorty version, run bitch ruuuun

    • @missyadams
      @missyadams 5 років тому +2

      @@Mago.- excellent recommendation

    • @lucio01
      @lucio01 4 роки тому +9

      *the senate has left the chat*

    • @lotanowo
      @lotanowo 4 роки тому +3

      They would not say “get the hell out of here” for concept of hell was not yet invented.
      Yes, I have autism and lack social graces.

  • @marcusantonius4121
    @marcusantonius4121 6 років тому +409

    Killing the messenger with the message? That's got to be a first

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et 6 років тому +39

      You can't hit a guy with glasses, but you can hit a guy with glasses

  • @Michael.96
    @Michael.96 10 років тому +829

    *These being the words of Marcus Tullius Cicero.*
    *When I was a young man, I defended our State. As an old man, I shall not abandon it.*
    *I give sincere thanks to Mark Antony, who has generously presented me with the most promising theme imaginable.*
    *I address you directly, Antony.*
    *Please listen, as if you were sober and intelligent, and not a drink-sodden, sex-addled wreck.*
    *You are certainly not without accomplishments.*
    *It is a rare man who can boast of becoming a bankrupt before even coming of age.*
    *You have brought upon us war, pestilence and destruction.*
    *You are Rome's Helen of Troy. But then a woman's role has always suited you best.*

    • @MJRslayer
      @MJRslayer 9 років тому +215

      Go on....

    • @tomigun6913
      @tomigun6913 9 років тому +29

      Is this really what Cicero really said in history ?
      What about Antony's reaction ? Did he really beat him to death ?

    • @Gommerell
      @Gommerell 9 років тому +58

      Leonard Wattimena
      its drama , the writers are trying to impart the "spirit " of the times , and they have 10 hour long episodes to tell the story of the war in Gaul ,the rivalry between Caesar and Pompey , and the start of the Triumvirate , as well as introduce us to many "plebian " customs and practises , like the importance e of religion and the gods , the roles of slaves , the general precariousness of life .
      If the scriptwriters took their task too literally , they will have difficulty in compressing the story into manageable episodes , and lose the attention of their audience .
      quid pro quo

    • @MxT4ever
      @MxT4ever 9 років тому +127

      +Leonard Wattimena These are actually paraphrases and quotes from Cicero's second Philippic, a series of speeches against Mark Antony. He read them himself, but Antony had already fled from Rome after Cicero's first Philippic. However, Antony was pissed enough to insist that Cicero be killed when he and Octavian came to terms.

    • @jackbailey9714
      @jackbailey9714 7 років тому +20

      Cicero loved to use muckraking tactics to get his way so even if Cicero didn't say these exact words it was in the Cicero's character to do this sort of thing.

  • @adlerzwei
    @adlerzwei 7 років тому +158

    Welcome to the Comedy Central roast of general Marc Anthony.

  • @Novinte
    @Novinte 12 років тому +75

    I love how everybody starts walking out realizing shit just got real.

  • @pjnlsn
    @pjnlsn 10 років тому +379

    I love how everyone just starts leaving

    • @sellingthesecondamendment.2954
      @sellingthesecondamendment.2954 10 років тому +15

      Rhian Hunt Marc Anthony is no better than the men who killed Caesar in the senate, he's actually worse. Caesar became a tyrant, this poor man wasn't even reading his own words. Oh well, you can't scape karma, Marc Anthony got what he deserved later on.

    • @sellingthesecondamendment.2954
      @sellingthesecondamendment.2954 9 років тому +17

      Jack Xin Come on, Jack. Who are the people? The plebes in the streets? The legionnaires that served under Caesar? It's not like the Romans had an election and Caesar won. If you're talking about Julius, he went to war with Pompey, and if you're talking about Octavian, he basically bought himself an army with his daddy's money and by borrowing against his Estate. These men took what they wanted by using force. A coup-de-etat is what they did. I love Roman history, love gladiators, love the politics, but let's tell it like it is.

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 9 років тому +13

      That's called a tactical retreat.

    • @marcusagrippa6799
      @marcusagrippa6799 7 років тому +1

      Expect for one dude in the back

    • @stevekaczynski3793
      @stevekaczynski3793 4 роки тому +4

      They're politicians - they know this is going to escalate.

  • @callunas
    @callunas 12 років тому +119

    I'm reading Cicero in Latin class... his speeches are really amazing, how you can hear his voice as if he were speaking to us now, even though he's 2000 years dead.

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 5 років тому +7

      his speeches against that Sicilian mafioso Verres are re-reads around here

    • @cnfusd1352
      @cnfusd1352 Рік тому

      @@zimriel id love to read his speeches but i dont know any latin except ,,Alea iacta est,, :(

    • @Snarflelocker
      @Snarflelocker 5 місяців тому

      does it lose too much in English to not bother?

  • @missyadams
    @missyadams 9 років тому +529

    If I were him, I would've STOPPED READING and ran away!

    • @christosvoskresye
      @christosvoskresye 8 років тому +45

      I might have changed the words. "... or so I would have said, if I, like so many others, were a false friend to you."

    • @agenttommy1
      @agenttommy1 7 років тому +19

      PrincessA Antony would have been jailed or executed if he killed the senator, assuming this all happened in real Ancient Rome.

    • @gringagringa3307
      @gringagringa3307 6 років тому +2

      🌵 🎯💯💥 12-25-18. 9:01 pm

    • @czos9239
      @czos9239 5 років тому +2

      (Once I see it starts going south): "This ends with dots, there must be a second half. BRB!" 😂😂😂

    • @kaczynskis5721
      @kaczynskis5721 5 років тому +3

      @@agenttommy1 Who would do that? He has an army to back him - I don't think the Senate had any guards or military capacity of its own.
      As the Roman Empire developed, senators and even emperors were at the mercy of the Praetorian Guard and later, ordinary soldiers.

  • @stevekaczynski3793
    @stevekaczynski3793 4 роки тому +21

    "Cicero is regrettably going to be engaging in third-party trolling and is not here so as to avoid the return fire."

  • @MrJH101
    @MrJH101 7 років тому +74

    I like how at 2:28 he literally uses the document to try to protect himself like it'll actually work. Now that's what I call a paper shield.

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser 5 років тому +4

      "I do not consent!"

    • @stevekaczynski3793
      @stevekaczynski3793 4 роки тому +4

      He holds it in front of him, perhaps to block a punch from Antony, but Antony tears the scroll staff from him and uses it as a weapon. The senator has no chance.

    • @cagribaba4464
      @cagribaba4464 2 роки тому

      -1 Damage Reduction. It is something.

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 5 місяців тому +1

      Pen is indeed mightier than a sword, especially if you use the written message as a club lol.

  • @frankm3214
    @frankm3214 6 років тому +73

    That senate floor sure sees a lot of blood.

    • @kaczynskis5721
      @kaczynskis5721 5 років тому +21

      The slaves who mopped up must have thought, "Here we go again."

    • @Juanito1124
      @Juanito1124 5 років тому +2

      @@kaczynskis5721 lol! 😂🤣😂

    • @TheWchurchill4pm
      @TheWchurchill4pm 4 роки тому +5

      The Senate House had actually been burned down by a mob years earlier. When Caesar was stabbed, they were meeting in a theater -which was named after Pompey of all people!

    • @foolslayer9416
      @foolslayer9416 4 роки тому

      Such is the world of politics.

    • @andrewpestotnik5495
      @andrewpestotnik5495 3 роки тому

      What? Its only happened a couple buckets worth of times

  • @tore28
    @tore28 10 років тому +395

    I clubbed the senator .. But I did not kill the imperator ....

  • @patricelumumba2470
    @patricelumumba2470 4 роки тому +32

    And so the phrase "Don't Kill the Messenger" was born.

  • @TheMrRedSir
    @TheMrRedSir 9 років тому +247

    2:30 There's still one last guy behind him LOL.

    • @hansabrams1258
      @hansabrams1258 9 років тому +115

      +TheMrRedSir He wanted the full show.

    • @jayh6382
      @jayh6382 8 років тому +48

      +Hans Abrams Well he got his moneys worth xD

    • @Napalm38382
      @Napalm38382 8 років тому +29

      So funny. That guy in the background has some balls. :p
      OR he can't walk, and slaves to carry him aren't due yet. :p

    • @We_Defeated_Mighty_Umayyads
      @We_Defeated_Mighty_Umayyads 7 років тому +1

      ApexPulsar He was rebooting

    • @It_is_I_Rogal_Dorn
      @It_is_I_Rogal_Dorn 7 років тому +27

      The colosseum was closed that day.

  • @obiwanfx
    @obiwanfx 6 років тому +119

    for those wondering, while this exact moment is fictional, Cicero did have speeches read in which he made fun or rightout insulted anthony...14 times! While the reasons differ a bit, the rivalry and hate between cicero and anthony we see in the show is absolutely true

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 4 роки тому +22

      And after having Cicero murdered Antony nailed his head and his hands (because they had physically written the speeches) nailed to the rostra in the forum. Antony's wife Fulvia (who was very sadly left out of the series) reportedly jabbed Cicero's dead tongue with her hairpin as revenge for all those eloquent speeches.

    • @BGRuthless
      @BGRuthless 4 роки тому +11

      My favorite part of the scene is that many of these lines are actually taken from those speeches and were lines Cicero actually did write in real life.

    • @renshiwu305
      @renshiwu305 3 роки тому +2

      @@brucetucker4847 Yet Cicero's legacy lives on. Cato's legacy, as well. Who invokes Caesar or Antony?

    • @SamerAN1985
      @SamerAN1985 3 роки тому +8

      @@renshiwu305 everyone remembers and invokes caesar, anthony? Not so much if at all and you can't put caesar and antony in the same category caesar despite cicero being his opponent actually respected him quite a lot for his oratory skills and speeches and cicero himself said of that if caesar had taken more oratory lessons to hone his skill instead of branching out to other skills he would have surpassed him

    • @walrusaurelius4801
      @walrusaurelius4801 3 роки тому +3

      @@SamerAN1985 Antony doesn't get quoted because he winds up being the loser in his own separate struggle with Octavian. That said: the love of Antony and Cleopatra has been a subject of literary fancy, most notably by Shakespeare.

  • @hkleider
    @hkleider 2 роки тому +31

    1:45 lmao the way he cheers up thinking it's gonna at least say some positive things about Anthony, before losing hope again

    • @TechnicalHotDog
      @TechnicalHotDog 4 місяці тому

      This scene is so darkly hilarious lol. Props to the actor reading the message, his shock and fear as he's forced to read it really come across

  • @Interfector0
    @Interfector0 4 роки тому +59

    The Roman's used to send out slaves to gather ice in winter. That ice would then be stored in special wells during warmer seasons, obviously a luxury that only the wealthy could afford. Why am I mentioning this? 'Cause Mark Antony's gonna need ALL the ice in Rome for those epic burns.

  • @bjuretic
    @bjuretic 12 років тому +294

    Actually Marc Anthony is one of the most interesting "tragic" characters of that era. On one side he really was a drunk wreck, but he also had virtues. For example he once promised to reward a soldier with a large amount. The servant who was dispensing the awards, out of malice, pilled up the gold and showed it to Anthony saying something "are you sure you wish to give THIS much to that guy?!", to which Anthony replied "yes, you are right, it's too little, give him double the amount".

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 5 років тому +16

      Plutarch had a wonderful ear for anecdota.

    • @y.r._
      @y.r._ 4 роки тому +10

      Agreed. I think this series was a little bit unfair to Mark Antony. I liked his portrayal in the movie "Cleopatra", ignoring the historical inaccuracies.

    • @mikehunt2063
      @mikehunt2063 4 роки тому +9

      Well it also portrays the senate kinda badly, these men more than likely all had military training due to the Roman political system so I doubt that that dude would’ve sat there and taken that

    • @y.r._
      @y.r._ 4 роки тому +16

      @@mikehunt2063 Well, some military training vs a battle hardened veteran is still... Well, you don't beat up mark anthony

    • @mikehunt2063
      @mikehunt2063 4 роки тому +1

      Maybe not random scroll guy but like Cassius? I’d bet a lot of those senators would have had combat training

  • @frankm3214
    @frankm3214 6 років тому +26

    And that's where the phrase "Don't kill the messenger" comes from.

  • @Airland_combat
    @Airland_combat 3 роки тому +13

    The Roman senator's exiting had the most formal, "Fuck this shit I'm out." Reaction.

  • @ZoidbergCZ
    @ZoidbergCZ 10 років тому +148

    There´s a little awkward thing about angliciazation of names when we have MARK Atony but MARCUS Cicero.

    • @badjokemaker3051
      @badjokemaker3051 8 років тому +26

      More easy for people who would be confused by all those guys named Marcus running around. A shame Anthony never had a real cognomen.

    • @riftbandit223
      @riftbandit223 7 років тому +30

      Isnt his real Roman name Marcus Antonius?

    • @Clumsy-vp3if
      @Clumsy-vp3if 7 років тому +48

      The reason is because of Shakespeare's work "Antony and Cleopatra" where he anglicized the name to make it more familiar for his audience. In "Julius Caesar" he used Latin names, but kept Antony anglicized because it wouldn't make sense for him to change his character's name. Thus it stuck and so we uniquely give Antony an English name but all the others Latin names.

    • @Boss_Isaac
      @Boss_Isaac 7 років тому +12

      ₩Salazar Ravenclaw
      Yes. Just as Octavian's name was actually Gaius Julius Caesar Octavianus.

    • @AndresRamirez-fi5uw
      @AndresRamirez-fi5uw 5 років тому +2

      Taco there is a scene between Pompey and Antony where Pompey tells him "speak, young Marcus". It is the snows always melt video

  • @kevin7775able
    @kevin7775able 3 роки тому +7

    “You are certainly not without accomplishments. It is a rare man who can boast of becoming a bankrupt before even coming of age”
    Ouch.

  • @IamAWESOME3980
    @IamAWESOME3980 5 років тому +21

    2:29
    one senator still there to witness the brutal beating.

  • @torbensorensen2687
    @torbensorensen2687 5 років тому +16

    2:20 “GO... ON!”

  • @joshuawells835
    @joshuawells835 5 років тому +5

    Cicero - greatest orator of Rome and inventor of trash talk

  • @blockmasterscott
    @blockmasterscott 7 років тому +53

    He called him the Helen of Troy. That;s harsh!

    • @MarcusCato275
      @MarcusCato275 4 роки тому +7

      She didn't do anything. It was Paris and Aphrodite's fault that they kidnapped her.

    • @stevekaczynski3793
      @stevekaczynski3793 4 роки тому +2

      Antony in this, and perhaps the historical one too, was Macho Macho Man. Calling Antony a woman was just guaranteeing that Cicero would lose both life and hands.

    • @ghanphol
      @ghanphol 4 роки тому +3

      @@MarcusCato275 that's also part of the point; Helen did not have to do anything to cause disaster. She only had to exist.
      Theres a few lines from the Canterbury Tales about Virginia that fits.
      "Allas! too deare boughte sshe her beauté,
      Wherefore I say, that alle men may se,
      That giftes of fortune, or of nature,
      Ben cause of deth of many a creature.
      Her beaute was hir deth, I dar well sayn,
      Allas! so piteously as she was slayn."
      In comparing Mark Antony to Helen, he is not just saying his incompetence brings misfortune, but his very existence by its nature.
      That's at least how I interpret it.

    • @MarcusCato275
      @MarcusCato275 4 роки тому +8

      @@ghanphol I think Cicero just wanted to insult Mark Antony by calling him a woman (a huge insult on a Roman's Viritas) and Helen of Troy was a witty insult that regarded his impact on the political climate of Rome at the time.
      I don't think Cicero would've wanted us ponder on the supposed felacious nature of femininity and its ability (whether passive or active) to weaken the strength and resolve of the male virtue.
      And though the view at the time was that female kind was guided by their emotions and base desires whilst men were seen as the more rational of the sexes, Mark Antony is still a man and he is active and the ills that have befallen Rome was due to his actions. He was not passive player in Roman politics and Rome was falling apart due to his own actions and not by the actions of others around him.
      The insult is even worse for Antony because Cicero is telling him that he is a man but can't act like one despite having a rational faculty therefore he's just an idiot; (to validate your point) at least when a woman does wrong she does it unknowingly and unintentionally.

    • @Elspethknighterrant
      @Elspethknighterrant 4 роки тому

      @@MarcusCato275 I believe that's what ghanphol meant. Drawing a parallel between the two figures. They simply are who they are. Just like Helen and her beauty destroyed an entire nation Mark Anthony and his savagery paired with his incompetence wreaked havoc in Rome. Like the tale of the scorpion that stung the toad that helped him cross the river. It's his nature.

  • @TheReaperMan275
    @TheReaperMan275 9 років тому +186

    As soon as the speech started to insult Antony you can see the senators scurrying down from their seats and fleeing like rats leaving a sinking ship! And who could blame them with a psychopath like him?

    • @Rannos22
      @Rannos22 9 років тому +48

      +SilentWingsOfFreedom
      It certainly doesn't help that the civil wars and the purges that generally followed them had reduced the senate to little more than yesmen and cowards.

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 3 роки тому +3

      He wasn't a pscychopath. He may of had a few minor anger issues but that's it

    • @TheReaperMan275
      @TheReaperMan275 3 роки тому +1

      @@AverageAlien MINOR anger issues?!?! He just murdered a man in cold blood for speaking the words of another man, who wasn't available to kill at that time. I stick to my original assessment: Psychopath!

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheReaperMan275 This isn't the 21st century man. People weren't snowflakes back then you see

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 3 роки тому +2

      @@TheReaperMan275 nothing a few hours of therapy can't fix!

  • @kapnerad
    @kapnerad 4 роки тому +4

    ...and THAT'S how you troll someone over 2,000 years before the internet is even a thing.

  • @Midgert89
    @Midgert89 9 років тому +196

    Rome was an Oligarchy in the republican era and would become a Monarchy.
    Aristotle would be proud.

    • @Razovllay
      @Razovllay 8 років тому +4

      It didn't become a Monarchy, it became an Empire.

    • @legiohistoria6078
      @legiohistoria6078 8 років тому +56

      An Empire is a monarchy.

    • @Razovllay
      @Razovllay 8 років тому +19

      Le Monarchiste No. A Monarchy is a bloodline system where the oldest heir (normally the oldest male) ascends to the throne after the Monarch's death. In contrast, an Emperor can pick anyone as his/her successor.

    • @legiohistoria6078
      @legiohistoria6078 8 років тому +18

      Ryan Dong You should reread the definition of a Monarchy.

    • @Midgert89
      @Midgert89 8 років тому +7

      The roman imperial system was headed by a de-facto monarch. An inherited office with absolute power and the loyalty of the militairy. Call it "First Citizen" all you like, just because they didn't call themselves kings doesn't mean it was a republic.

  • @hope4000
    @hope4000 11 років тому +12

    just love the way those senators leave the room asap.... lol

  • @desnicar
    @desnicar 7 років тому +10

    He killed him with a scroll.
    A fucking scroll!

    • @mcpheonixx
      @mcpheonixx 7 років тому +2

      Десничар better than a tea cup lol

  • @minatodroger7890
    @minatodroger7890 10 років тому +242

    come on anthony why beat the messenger.

    • @nocturnalrecluse1216
      @nocturnalrecluse1216 9 років тому +61

      +Minato D Roger - Because he is a sociopath.

    • @EmptyMan000
      @EmptyMan000 8 років тому +29

      A low functioning one at that.

    • @papanurgle8393
      @papanurgle8393 7 років тому +31

      Anthony's a fucking moron, the train-wreck Cicero describes is accurate.

    • @gabicastle9217
      @gabicastle9217 7 років тому

      Nocturnal Recluse Who wasn't in ancient Rome?

    • @pandakicker1
      @pandakicker1 7 років тому

      an aries in ancient times should be expected to do such a thing. hahaha

  • @paulwartenberg8479
    @paulwartenberg8479 2 роки тому +4

    Moral of the story, boys and girls:
    Always read ahead the whole message before you deliver it.

  • @jamesdragonforce
    @jamesdragonforce 6 років тому +17

    "The butthurt is strong with this one."
    Darth Vader

  • @caseykendall5506
    @caseykendall5506 10 років тому +237

    Attention, trolls: Marcus Tullius Cicero is your forebear.
    And if you think THIS was a burn, look up the actual series of FOUR (!) speeches against Antony that he wrote IRL and gave in person.
    Also, his orations against Catiline. The man was a grandmaster of the way of the burn.

    • @LaStriata
      @LaStriata 9 років тому +5

      +dorkandproudofit Oooh, tell us more!

    • @caseykendall5506
      @caseykendall5506 9 років тому +110

      +LaStriata Certainly! One time a senator from the Metelli (one of the oldest and wealthiest clans in Rome), Metellus Nepos, tried insulting Cicero's lack of pedigree by continually interrupting his speech with "Who was your father, Cicero?"
      Cicero turned to the guy and said, "Sadly, your mother has made it difficult for you to answer that same question."

    • @tomzhang7416
      @tomzhang7416 9 років тому +15

      +dorkandproudofit loooool rekt

    • @LaStriata
      @LaStriata 9 років тому +11

      +dorkandproudofit What a guy!

    • @neardarkroad1347
      @neardarkroad1347 7 років тому +4

      i'm kind of slow. What cicero really meants by that?

  • @AWMul
    @AWMul 8 місяців тому +1

    It get worse knowing I got owned by a kid pretending to be an entire senate

  • @francisdrake6622
    @francisdrake6622 4 роки тому +4

    Now that's what I call a FILIBUSTER. Get it? Buster? HAH!

  • @kriskimo3077
    @kriskimo3077 12 років тому +29

    Mark Anthony was always my favorite character in Rome

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 5 років тому +2

      He was able to dish it out (witness his takedown of that pompous false-friend Brutus) but, as we see here... not to take it.

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 5 років тому +12

      BTW - The actor who played this guy deserves all the awards.

    • @ennieannie6027
      @ennieannie6027 4 роки тому +4

      @@zimriel James Purefoy

    • @DarkFilmDirector
      @DarkFilmDirector 4 роки тому

      He was savage and gave zero fucks.

    • @silversnail1413
      @silversnail1413 2 роки тому +1

      I hated him. Such a smug slimy bastard that he probably left a trail everywhere he went. Purefoy did an incredible job playing the character but I found him incredibly unlikeable and I delighted in watching him lose.

  • @JustinCage56
    @JustinCage56 2 роки тому +3

    The Senate: Okay, imma head out

  • @obiwanfx
    @obiwanfx 4 роки тому +28

    to put this in a historical perspective , this is one of the few occassions the show even downplayed reality. The historical cicero is said to have oppossed anthony's seizing of power with a speech lasting *fourteen* scrolls long. Now I don't exactly know how big or long a scroll of perkament was in 44 BC, but needless to say it was one long middle finger

    • @cerdic6867
      @cerdic6867 2 роки тому +2

      theyre each about 20 pages

    • @Interfector0
      @Interfector0 2 роки тому

      @@cerdic6867 So, a speech 280 pages long, presumably full of disses. Screw all the barbarian tribes, the real savage of the era was Marcus Tullius Cicero.

  • @piggypooo
    @piggypooo 5 років тому +55

    Marc Antony
    "44 B.C. 's Most Beautiful Woman in the World"

    • @jonathancooper4914
      @jonathancooper4914 3 роки тому +3

      NNNAAAAAARGH!!!

    • @piggypooo
      @piggypooo 3 роки тому +3

      @@jonathancooper4914 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 wwwhhhaaaahhhhhhh

  • @TheWchurchill4pm
    @TheWchurchill4pm 4 роки тому +7

    2:32 can we talk about how even though he’s in a fit of rage, Antony actually pauses to push the paper off so he can swing more easily?

  • @BezoRazo
    @BezoRazo 2 роки тому +4

    I think I would've feigned a heart attack or something the moment I read a bit ahead to myself and realized what I was holding.

  • @Gommerell
    @Gommerell 10 років тому +99

    Don't shoot the messenger

    • @oOLightYagamiOo
      @oOLightYagamiOo 10 років тому +45

      nah just beat the everloving fuck out of him

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 9 років тому +3

      oOLightYagamiOo That guy looked pretty dead to me, Anthony whacked him in the head , multiple times, with what it seems to be a wooden rod, the support around the letter was wrapped around.

    • @oOLightYagamiOo
      @oOLightYagamiOo 9 років тому +8

      Kind of proves the point Cicero was trying to make really too. Even though he's pretty funny at times Anthony was a petulant child who couldn't control his emotions, mainly pride

    • @HeroHoundoom
      @HeroHoundoom 7 років тому +1

      Stuart Clark is

  • @aromolaranmichael7084
    @aromolaranmichael7084 7 років тому +25

    Something tells me Cicero wasn't really ill and somehow foresaw this happening. ;D

    • @kaczynskis5721
      @kaczynskis5721 5 років тому +10

      A less ballistic and more controlled Antony might have just laughed and said, "And he did not have the guts to utter these home truths to my face. He had to set you up to do it."

    • @lorddarkstorm1354
      @lorddarkstorm1354 3 роки тому +2

      @@kaczynskis5721 Yeah but Cicero and everyone else knows Antony will lose his shit. For example, Cicero would never ever try this against Octavian, because there will be exactly zero reaction except for "Huh Cicero has gone mad."

  • @blablableh724
    @blablableh724 3 роки тому +3

    Best burn ever

  • @brucetucker4847
    @brucetucker4847 4 роки тому +3

    Antony: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

  • @Drax514
    @Drax514 14 років тому +3

    I love how all the other Senators bug out when the guy starts reading the insults.

  • @foolslayer9416
    @foolslayer9416 4 роки тому +3

    If I were one of those Senators I would have left saying "Awwwkward..."

  • @ubermikesocal
    @ubermikesocal 4 роки тому +3

    01:59
    James Purefoy deserved an award simply for his sincerely furious face listening to Cicero eviscerate him in front of all his contemporaries

  • @reedmoulthrop9862
    @reedmoulthrop9862 2 місяці тому +1

    In real life it was a 6 hour speech Cicero himself gave as well of publishing pamphlets slandering Mark Antony.

  • @archwankanobi5627
    @archwankanobi5627 6 років тому +15

    In Rome "don't kill the messenger" did not exist

  • @arkbishopbonkerboy
    @arkbishopbonkerboy 11 років тому +9

    he never heard the expression "don't shoot the messenger"

  • @gianfrancofronzi8368
    @gianfrancofronzi8368 3 роки тому +2

    That was a dirty trick he played on that orator , he didn't have the balls to do it himself.

  • @jwiese100
    @jwiese100 4 роки тому +3

    Cicero was truly one of history’s greatest Orators

  • @MarioLabot
    @MarioLabot 12 років тому +2

    The clerk's "I hate my job" look at 1:25, Priceless!

  • @Juhnimus
    @Juhnimus 13 років тому +2

    Both Mark Anthony and Cicero were great mens, Anthony was great general and Cicero was a great politician.. Men like them made Rome what it was.

  • @Lazyguy22
    @Lazyguy22 5 років тому +10

    Cicero: "The ruler of Rome is more suited to the role of a woman!"
    Elagabalus: "My, how dare you~"

    • @zimriel
      @zimriel 5 років тому

      LOL! one of the few world leaders in history would could honestly be labeled as 'trans' (or gender-dysphoric, to the Right) in the Current Year.
      The classical age did yield a lot of full-on homosexuals, but Elagabalus was something beyond what the classical age was prepared for.

  • @rahuldsouza1985
    @rahuldsouza1985 2 роки тому +3

    I just couldn't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Evocati2008
    @Evocati2008 11 років тому +31

    Something tells me Cicero kinda regretted those words.

    • @DrzBa
      @DrzBa 11 років тому +4

      I think he took Marc Anthony's point in reply - or Pullo's, at least.

    • @lynetteturnblom4402
      @lynetteturnblom4402 10 років тому +34

      He wrote 14 speeches like this. At that point I think he was just asking to be murdered.

    • @Evocati2008
      @Evocati2008 10 років тому +8

      IDK, it seemed to me he enjoyed being on top a bit too much, & didn't grasp the situation correctly. Always boasting of how he saved the republic from the Catiline conspirators to always extolling his exploits. A really great figure doesn't have to advertise it, but then again he had to build up his name in the absence of an illustrious family history.

    • @Zamolxes77
      @Zamolxes77 9 років тому +4

      Now he wonders Afterlife with no hands

    • @andrewpestotnik5495
      @andrewpestotnik5495 3 роки тому

      Eh, Antony had the last laugh, and kept his hands.

  • @stevekaczynski3793
    @stevekaczynski3793 4 роки тому +3

    It is clear that Antony can barely stand the Senators even before things escalate. His politeness just after he comes in is somewhat forced.

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 3 роки тому +1

    Mark Antony: Built like a chad, acts like a simp

  • @AndalusianPhilosopher
    @AndalusianPhilosopher 3 роки тому +2

    I would just hand over the scroll to Anthony to read himself.
    Do not shoot the messenger.

  • @2serveand2protect
    @2serveand2protect Рік тому +1

    Apparently Anthony never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

  • @brainsfallinout26
    @brainsfallinout26 14 років тому +1

    I love how everyone starts getting the fuck out of there the moment the first insult leaves the messenger's lips.

  • @badjokemaker3051
    @badjokemaker3051 8 років тому +56

    I know this scene is fiction...but hell this poor Senator :D Should have read it before reading it to Anthony. But Anthony is so funny crazy here: "Go on! Go ON!! NYAAAAHHH!"

    • @kaczynskis5721
      @kaczynskis5721 5 років тому +1

      The guy who killed Pompey should also have read the letter he delivered to Caesar... But messengers were not supposed to do that. However this senator should have examined the scroll first.
      Romans were partial to getting down to meat and potatoes some way into the text. When Tiberius turned on Sejanus, the message he sent started off with all sorts of irrelevancies, then a bit further on he suddenly out of the blue accused Sejanus of treason, and senators began to make themselves scarce just like here.

  • @rock3tcatU233
    @rock3tcatU233 4 роки тому +1

    Marky got cyberbullied.

  • @lucasrackley250
    @lucasrackley250 2 роки тому +2

    1:42- You can almost hear his thoughts going “@&$/!!”

  • @nocturnalrecluse1216
    @nocturnalrecluse1216 4 роки тому +2

    I guess he never got those lions.

  • @JustShoveJayOhBe
    @JustShoveJayOhBe 16 років тому +2

    In history class I remember reading that when Octavian was an old man, he caught one of his grandchildren reading Cicero, but he didn't punish him, and he told him that Cicero was a great Roman.

  • @simonpeter5032
    @simonpeter5032 4 роки тому +1

    "You are Rome's Helen of Troy"
    rofl the dude who stayed just to hear the ending.

    • @brucetucker4847
      @brucetucker4847 4 роки тому

      Notice he's not there anymore when Antony finishes off the poor reader.

    • @simonpeter5032
      @simonpeter5032 4 роки тому

      @@brucetucker4847 because he heard the whole thing, solely for the goss

  • @Hodaris_Darlin
    @Hodaris_Darlin 6 років тому +7

    Cicero was such a coward, sending that messenger to read his speech for him. He didn't have the guts to say it to Antony himself.
    I do think killing the messenger was going too far though, but then Antony did have a terrible temper.

    • @eridonelshani7308
      @eridonelshani7308 4 роки тому +1

      He also said them himself. Do your research first, Mr.Braveman!

    • @ANUBASS
      @ANUBASS 3 роки тому +3

      He also sat and waited stoically knowing he was going to die and accepted his fate without remorse, not sure about his death in real life or if this scene occurred exactly so irl but he was actually far from a coward and willing to die for his ideals or he would not have stood up to Mark Antony while every body else went along with him out of fear, he was the only person who had the balls to criticize him.
      not every man is achilles... and if they where society would quickly fall apart. Cicero would not have been Cicero if he was a great warrior or a valiant soldier...

    • @stevencoardvenice
      @stevencoardvenice 3 роки тому

      @@ANUBASS
      Exactly. You get it. Cicero knew that he was going to be purged by the new dictator Marcus antonius. So he decided to have some fun with it. You dont need to leave your house to be executed

  • @spliefer
    @spliefer 13 років тому +2

    gotta love how people start clearing the room as soon as the first insult is laid out.

  • @mawazo
    @mawazo 17 років тому +1

    There's a point in reading such a document that one should feign thirst and hand over the speech directly to the person on your left and exit the room-thanks for posting this clip...

  • @kanaankanaan5522
    @kanaankanaan5522 9 років тому +6

    the last sentence was the conclusion

  • @Pottan23
    @Pottan23 7 років тому +1

    Why is every scene in Rome so masterfully acted?

  • @slitor
    @slitor 6 років тому +5

    This is bascially what lawyers did those days :D

  • @tomaszwitosawski5153
    @tomaszwitosawski5153 5 років тому +7

    I just can't sympathise less with the lone senator at 2:30 who stayed to watch. xD

    • @missyadams
      @missyadams 5 років тому

      I think he was just in shock

  • @sn00ke
    @sn00ke 12 років тому +3

    I like how everyone else sees it coming and gets the hell out while they can.

  • @jakeblues875
    @jakeblues875 6 років тому +1

    I suddenly heard the Senators begin singing "Fuck this shit, I'm out - MM-HMM! Fuck this, shit, I'm out. NO THANKS! Don't mind me, Imma just grab my stuff and leave - 'scuse me please!"

  • @jkelsey555
    @jkelsey555 Рік тому +1

    that dude really really should've known when to stop reading

  • @kevolegend
    @kevolegend 10 років тому +40

    he got the royal "tweet"ment

    • @riftbandit223
      @riftbandit223 7 років тому

      Your profile picture is fucking perfect for this comment but what do the Ancient Astronaut Theorist say?

  • @EzraDair
    @EzraDair 4 роки тому +2

    Senates leaving like Arsenal fans during Bayern Munich games

  • @JustShoveJayOhBe
    @JustShoveJayOhBe 16 років тому +1

    I showed this to my English class -- suddenly everyone is a lot more excited about reading Julius Caesar!

  • @richardlee653
    @richardlee653 4 місяці тому +1

    Wise of Cicero not to be the one delivering that speech. Might not have done a huge amount to give him a reputation for courage, though.

  • @rayarena879
    @rayarena879 12 років тому +2

    Cicero was an incredible wit! I love the part where he says, "you are Rome's Helen of Troy, but then again, a woman's role has always suited you best"

  • @clairestark9024
    @clairestark9024 4 роки тому +1

    Personally I'd have said mark Antony was a total bro and everyone thinks hes great.

  • @몸에좋은마누카꿀
    @몸에좋은마누카꿀 8 років тому +4

    all those who went out were beheaded by Antony when he took city with Octavian&Repidus and Cicero's hands were nailed at the senate front door

  • @huskaroar6869
    @huskaroar6869 2 місяці тому

    " I see Cicero outdoes me in his tardiness" - how can such a violent, wild and ill tempered man also be so elequent ? 😂

  • @messiahbolica
    @messiahbolica 9 років тому +6

    His FAAAAAAAAACE! hahahaha. Love this show.