Printer of DOOM! - PRINTING IN HELL [HD] E1M1
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- Опубліковано 10 бер 2014
- In case your soundblaster was correctly configured and you played DOOM it was possible your printer did something like THIS!
Composed by Bobby Prince, DOOM was published by id Software 1993
Thank you! - Наука та технологія
PRINT AND TEAR
+sirmeowingtons7 This good comment. You did a good job.
+sirmeowingtons7 Print and tear your guts! This page is huge! That means it must have HUGE FONT!
+pendulousphallus wow, I really really like this comment. Mind if I save it?
AIO inc. Don't know why you'd want to, but feel free to save it.
pendulousphallus
Thanks, Lori.
>Never mind, nobody obviously got the reference.
*Doomguy is typing*
No replies?
Yes replies.
Oh
S h i t
.....
Perhaps replies.
Knee deep in the ink
The shores of paper
Print-ferno
Thy ink consumed
Printer 2 paper on earth
Printer 3 DLC the lost printer
Printer 64: The Printsolution
Thy ink consumed is totally underrated comment fragment
Inkferno
So.. after the calculator and the pregnancy test, you can play doom on your printer.
Amazing
Да это так🤣 дум запускается на чем угодно
@@nickup6909 i wonder what doom DOESNT run on, cause i saw websites that allow you to send a file that explains what gener you are, and people figured out they can have doom as gender.
@@MrMoron-qn5rx Doom guy approves this message.
Don't forget the floppotron
Doom is omnipresent lmao
No rest for the printed
Paper does come from trees
brother
you're a beautiful person inside
print and tear
aint no rest for the printed
.midis don't grow on trees
"What sound card do you recommend?"
"A printer should be just fine."
How does this not have any replies
oh dang the printer works well man, thanks!
@@doomslayer5453 He's paying for likes I've seen this shit before. This caused the algorithm to recommend the video and people started to comment. That's the only way a comment with 40k likes can have no replies. That shit doesn't happen. Some people are shameless and will have 10-15 comments with 70k likes it's a fucking joke.
@@ub3rfr3nzy94 pretty sure that's not the case. why would a random channel with 3 subs pay for comment likes? also, there are other comments with lots of likes and no replies. my guess is that this video had its comments restricted, so new people were only able to see the existing comments and like them, but not reply.
"Uh yeah, hi Techsupport. I'm having a little issue with my printer. It's just printing garble but it has some sweet riffs."
"Please hold the line, due to a hell outbrake on earth we cannot provide a timeframe when we can accept your call."
Lol
hell yeah
@@Alex_Vir Just dial 6 three times and one of our representative's will be happy to help!
@@themaidenlesswretch7819 "The Kahn Maykr are happy to help you understand the products of the Natas product line, as fas as I understood you have problems with the Printer 7734?
" Print and Tear, until it is Done!"
Sounds like me doing my math project...
Seriously underrated comment - nice work
@@glennmoore5880 thanks, I had no idea I hit 9K in likes, that's Amazing!
and they call him... the doom laser
Dang this is one of the fewest replies a comment with that many likes has had probably, but that sounds like a normal day for a doom music producer tho lol
imagine going into the doom setup, and seeing printers as audio options...
hell yeah
Oh god hahaha now they absolutely must make a patch for doom with these printers playing the song. Rofl
@Pyro STONKS
YEAHHH BOIIIIIIIIII
@Pyro YES. INVEST INDEED
its true you can run doom on anything
hue genex on calculators
Cyberpunk 2077 on a FitBit
hell yeah
Run it on a pregnancy test
no
In the first age, in the first office, when the documents first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the replacements of ink, his soul blistered by the fires of dotmatrix and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual printing. In his ravenous paperjams he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the HP Support seeking vengeance against the dark technicians who had wronged him. He wore the LPT of the Print Controllers, and those that tasted the bite of his A4 named him... the Doom Laser.
Underrated comment
*heavy metal intensifies*
"BURNED BY THE EMBERS OF BOSS"
@@femi-naziolanerkek2029 ink and tear
Print snd tear until it is done
When the printer said "...----__-_-..---..__-..-..-_" i felt that
The printer out here saying SOMNWDDNA
Looks like Morse code tf
@@chaosinsurgency8918 im not gonna say it
@@palemachine5504 T_T
Thy Ink Consumed
That's pretty funny.
***** Yup. The ink is consumed.
***** knee deep in ink cartridges
***** (Reads "ink not included") NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo...
537CH The NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo... part reminded me of Q*Bert. (wierd q*bert language)
Friend: I play the guitar for a band. What do you do?
Midi: I play the printer for UA-cam.
Friend: umm... any other instruments?
Midi: Not really, I'm learning how to play floppy drives.
Other friend: And I actually work for a living
MouseClicker3000 xd
MouseClicker3000 а ты хорош
MouseClicker3000 Understandable have a nice day.
Honestly, that sounds better than some of the shitty MIDI controllers on some soundcards back in the day....sounds good enough to be an OPL3 plugged into some tinny speakers.
True
I wish we could get some kind of sound driver to redirect audio output to the printer entirely.
@@KertaDrake I mean…. That’s definitely how this was made…
wait until you hear genesis port
I agrea
Anyone else appreciate the subtle irony that MIDI is about the equivalent of sheet music, and this printer is making music with the help of a sheet of paper?
That's not ironic. Irony is something unintended happening.
It’s acoustic midi
Now I do
MIDI is the equivalent of sheet music? No. Sheet music is the equivalent of sheet music
Internet is a wonderful place
After it's done printing, Hell's gates open.
I think the paper itself is a contract with the Devil.
RyoHawk Its not hell's gate...It's Ink's Gate.
RyoHawk jajajajajjajajja
RyoHawk Lmao
And the dead walk the Earth
Imagine doing this on a printer in a schools office.... just a suggestion.
Trust me, if I knew how it was done that would be the very first thing I would do.
* loud talking *
**plays doom printer**
* loud silence *
@@stiky5972 *loud silence*
@@spookbag24 *yes*
@@stiky5972 *_loud silence_*
It sounds like the figurine you get in Doom 2016
Theres more then one, and they all make the music.
Propably Mick Gordon also use printer to create soundtrack.
yes
IT DOES
I guess we are "knee deep in printer ink"
I'm Too Young to Print
Hey, Not Too Printed
Print me Plenty
Ultraprinting
Printmare
episode 2: the prints of hell
episode 3: inprintno
episode 4: thy ink consumed
The printer is out of ink puns, no more printing buns.
Dale Greg. Rip and tear the paper
"I wouldn't leave if i were you, writing is MUCH worse."
(PRESS Y TO QUIT)
An accurate representation of trying to fix office printers.
Lmao.
not even once, I'm sure it must be cheaper in man hours to just buy a new one
Zana GB
No replies to the top comment
And
AS EXPECTED I WIL, RUIN IT
Zana GB lol
Zana GB 2K likes but no comment...wow
What's actually happening here is the sheet of paper in the printer feed is acting as a cone in a loudspeaker (which is also usually made of paper), and the pins in the print head that usually hit the paper to apply the ink are functioning as the 'voice coil' in the speaker, a coil of copper wire wrapped around a cylinder and glued to the paper cone, which would usually pulse back and forth in time with the music signal by electrifying a magnet to the same strength and frequency as the music signal, causing the paper to vibrate and emit soundwaves.
So literally the only difference between this and a normal speaker is that the vibrations are being fed to a flat sheet of paper by pulsating pins striking it's surface, rather than a pulsating copper coil attached to the paper cone. Theoretically you could play PCM/WAV files through the printer but it would sound nasty and distorted due to the sub-optimal method of vibrating the paper.
It works just great with Doom music though!
It's the same principle that allows for making a harmonica from a comb and a piece of paper. In the comb harmonica, the pins in the comb are the equivalent of the pins in the print head, rhythmically striking the paper, and the paper again is the thing making the noise.
Nerd!
nO iTs DOomgUy uR wrONg
Nasty.
@@nandabun *NERD BUT IN AN SMARTER WAY*
To be a little more specific, The printer is likely a 9 or 24 pin printer, and each individual print pin is more than likely acting as its own individual channel. You can see that reflected on the paper, where the width of the print line gets thicker or thinner depending on how many notes are playing. Also, I don't believe that the loud sound can be explained by the paper acting as the cone of a loudspeaker, as dot matrix printers are just naturally noisy.
With some simple miss clicks, this was how the original Doom music was born.
"Print the paper, until it is done"
*when you have 15 health left, no armor, eight bullets in your pistol left, and you still have over half the mission to get through*
What do you mean pistol? I think you mean *RIP AND TEAR!!!*
brother u missed one importent detail.....that there is a berserk infront of you
forgot to mention your bare fists
*cough* pistol starting sunlust *cough*
Recognizable situation on ultra violence..
Now this is fucking art.
It's more music than art, but either way, it's still pretty good
Jan M Agreed!
It's just a pitch shift in software I'm curious if the rest of his videos are, nonetheless good sound editing skills for sure.
Let's be honest, DOOM could run on literally anything pretty much. One of, if not the only game more rereleased than Skyrim.
@@RockProductionsYT somebody actually did it ...
@@loganbly1071it's been 5 months, show him it you coward
tbh I wouldn't be surprised if someone made DOOM playable on a wristwatch
Someone : yOu CaN't mAKe DoOm MuSiC eVerYwherE
Ingenious people : observe.
@@Mushroom38294 Happened on a smart watch
Knee Deep in the Ink
The Printers of Hell
Printer
Thy Paper Consumed
Printing on Earth
The Printing Experiment
Ink:Printerlution
No Print for the Living
I forgot Final Doom
The Final Paper
Let's add Sigil to that line-up: Shredder!
Thy Paper Consumed lol
No Rest for the Printer
Rip and tear, until it is printed!
Thunderbirds101 dammit man you got to that joke before I could
It's easy with that perforated lining!
I would like, but you have 321 likes...
:P
Thunderbirds101 PRINT AND TEAR
Somehow sounds better than the 32X version.
A whole lot better.
Dot matrix printers are better than potatoes after all.
Then00bhunt3r And comparable to AdLib/SoundBlaster.
I see what you did there.
+San Wittsell not really sounds more like a pcspeaker tune
Funfact: One of the grandfathers of the dot matrix printer, was a morse code receiver called hellschreiber (hellwriter). Named after its inventor Rudolf Hell.
Someone should play E1M1 on that
Eh, well, "hell" in german also could just mean "bright"
*I thought you were joking...* _He exists and so does the machine!_
"In 1925, [. . .] Hell invented an apparatus called the Hellschreiber, an early forerunner to impact dot matrix printers and faxes. Hell received a patent for the Hellschreiber in 1929."
"His company [. . .] merged with Linotype in 1990, becoming _Linotype-Hell AG._"
@@Pantology_Enthusiast *The more you know, eh?*
@@CarefreeMan indeed.
BTW: Roman called about going bowling again. 🎳
Imagine if when it finished it was a lovely picture of the E1M1 art
That would be amazing
That would be a good way for a serial killer to send a coded message to the police.
Uhhhh
@Coffin _God And this 1 comment has 976 likes
@Coffin _God Yeah, I have no idea what happened there.
@Coffin _God you mean 20k and a bunch of comments
@@maffi6423 well 19k and 7 comments
Choose your skill level:
I'm too young to copy!
Hey, not so bold.
Ink me plenty!
Ultra-Cartridge
Brightscan!
Print eternal
I've always maintained printers are spawned directly from hell and this does nothing to dissuade that notion. Just so happens to be pretty awesome in this case.
Agreed 🥰👍
I feel like this is the instrument it's *supposed* to be played on
ID Software 1993: "We need a badass tune but we don't have any money left".
-"Leave it to me!"
your printer is fucking badass
This printer doesn't work with paper and ink, it work with demon skin and demon blood
That's metal asf
Legend has it if you let it repeat for 6 hours, 6 minutes and 6 seconds, it will have printed Doomguy's face.
Its big, that means it'll have the most jams.
RIP AND TEAR
PRINT AND TEAR!
PRINT AND SHRED
PRINT AND REPRINT
COPY AND PRINT
RIP AND TEAR YOUR PAPER!
Thy Cartridges Consumed
Thy Ink Consumed
Knee Deep in the Paper
Sword Kirby At Print's Gate
lol
Metal Gear Zeke I'm here to prevent nuclear war
"Hey, Gor'shnank, can you print this document for me?"
"Uuugh, fine, Rorjetz."
>*he goes to print it*
>*it sounds like this*
*o h n o*
This is what printers in hell sound like.
copy me plenty
+CocaineWayne I'm too young to print!
Ultra-Printing
CocaineWayne HA!
xD
CocaineWayne have a reply
All the good Doom and printer jokes are taken so,I came here to kick ass and print some paperwork,but im all outta ink.
I guess you're... Doomed
Kill me
Now that's just bad.
YOU HAVE HUGE PRINTING PAPER! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE INK CARTRIDGES! PRINT AND TEAR!
Honestly this sounds awesome.
Это да
Damn, that's a brutal printer. I bet it give PTSD to papers.
Big Fucking Cartridge
Back then, rip and tear had a completely different meaning.
Print like hell
\m/
joshthenesnerd11 Well it is a Dot Matrix printer, that much i can see.
OH MY GOD LGR HI
Borin81 Oh, yeah? Well, your profile picture is a character from STRIFE! What do you say to that!?
I like the Warden.
Da-da-da-dada
When they run out of teleporters in Hell
The dead will fax themselves to Earth
Jaxxoon R nice comment xD
*The Doom Slayer has joined the chat*
**Doom Slayer is typing*
bruh
This is canon
Print which episode ?
- Pin deep in the ink
- The dots of matrix
- Inferior
- Thy paper consume
Choose print level:
- Ink too pale to dye
- Hey not too loud
- Eat tapes plenty
- Nick tear
- Ultra non-silence
better than the 32x
LOL
***** the sound sucked ass
Cyrus The great true
This should start playing when people walk in your door. It'd be hilarious to see people's faces when the printer starts playing heavy metal music.
lol
"Heavy metal music"
TheGrayMysterious heavy... metal...?
But can it run doom?
probably, but it would probably run at 1fph, not because its bad at computing, but because its bad at rendering
I use to love tearing off the sides with the holes. It was the computer version of bubble wrap.
Knee deep in the printer.
o hai tile pal buddy friend amigo
Tilemahosbra knee deep in the ink
E1M3 - Ink Refinery, E1M6 - Printer Memory Processing
"It is printed, it is their time to scan penance. They are no longer your documents to save, you are but one ink cartridge"
my favourite song genre
violence
it kinda sounds like those digital ringtones you would get on the flipphones from 2001
Except it's awesome.
Satan's printer
DOOM Printer
Print and Tear
Hahhahaahhaha
When you couldn't afford a sound blaster but you had a printer.
*Next step: play it on a fukin toaster*
That would be amazing
Well that happened
Memorandum
To: Everybody
From: Hell
Cc: People on Earth
Subject:
You are DOOM.
Imagine sending this to a printer near someone without them knowing.
Hey dude can I have doom eternal?
Sure I’ll fax it to you!
Okay, I've heard people make music with floppy drives, hard drives, even flatbed scanners, but THIS...mind = blown.
Or it is sampled sound overlay, what do you think?
Örjan Lennström
Hi there,
no this is completely authentic, no technical change. What you see is what you see and hear in reality.
Have fun!
Same exactly concept as floppy drives, scanners etc
Now we need to hear Doom's music done with farts.
***** Doom on 32X and Duke Nukem 3D on 32X sounds like they were composed with farts
Me:Yo pass the aux cord
Bro: you better not play trash!
Sonny Braem *Whips*
Sonny Braem yo pass the printer
You better not print trash
Me:
good meme XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
Sonny Braem
Me: Yo, pass me the printer cable.
Bro: You better not print trash.
Sonny Braem
me: Yo pass the printer
bro: you better not print trash
Can we just appreciate that someone took the time, patients, paper and ink to field test this till it worked!
True 8-bit
sounds like an early 2000's cell phone ringtone, lmao
Yep sound like a nokia phone
I think "EPIC" just got redefined.
haha ebin
New weapon BFP = Big Fucking Printer
If machines ever do take over the world, I just hope that's what it sounds like.
If machines play this whilst taking over the world I'm not gonna stop them
How the fuck is this possible?
Similar to how you make music with floppy drives or hard drives, The motor is programable so the person went in to have the motor run at certain speeds to create a certain note. Pretty much someone with quite abit of technology background and has quite abit of time on their hands you'll be surprised that it's not actually all too difficult to do just not a lot of people use printers like this
***** I see. Its kinda like tuning, keep tightening stuff until you get the desired sounds. Interesting.
Dominic Nicholson *****
Hi there, actually we are using the pins and their oscillation frequency instead of the transport motor. This allows us to get higher frequencies and up to 21 tones at the same time. And of course this great sound of smashing steel pins against paper that changes with every line ;-).
Have fun!
Midi Desaster
Midi Desaster Are you a wizard?
Dominic Nicholson
Nice idea ;-)
The sound of Bobby Prince printing off an email.
The weird thing is, he upgraded to inkjet printers a while ago, they just all end up sounding like this through sheer reputation.
I used to use an Epson ET-2550 ua-cam.com/users/postUgkxciSwynMJ7PnUvvx11rewiu-yFBkZTl53 , an early model of the ink tank style. It worked well, but had one nuisance that drove me up the wall; if you didn't put it in high quality print mode you'd get a streak across the page. I'm happy to say I have yet to see this with this printer. The print quality has been fantastic so far, the set up was super easy. All in all I'm very happy with this printer.
it will be more fun if the printer just ripped the paper into pieces on the last part
"That's strange, why can't I hear anything? *Tsk* Of course, the printer's out of paper."
if only I had known of this in 1994. I could have been cool.
Choose Episode:
1. Knee Deep in The Ink
2. The Shores of Printer
3. Inkferno
4. Thy Paper Consumed
Summoning demons. 90 style.
The crazy shit people can do with nothing more than too much free time!
Biohazard Gaming Worth
All of the office dwellers feared it's name. They tremble at the very presence of it. It's battle cries could be heard throughout the office. And it's name is The Doom Printer
unironically best E1M1 cover ive heard in a hot minute
Hell in the office
You opened up the lid of the printer just like a pianist would open the lids of a piano... :D
I'd love to see more info on how this is done. Are you manipulating the stepper modem with an Arduino, or something like that?
OMG
Bowz Casually found one of your comments Bowz... I'm adding it to my collection !
At the end, it should have just gone back to normal printing, like nothing happened.
doomguy : *walks in room*
demons: *looks on him*
doomguy : *takes printer*
doomguy and demons : *:>*
Now we just need to hook this up to the printer that you can actually PLAY doom on and we've made humanity's existence worthwhile.
Some how I got directed to this from a freaking Sonic hack
iBallasticwolf2 I got redirected from Mario elevator music
THAT'S ONE DOOMED PRINTER
Knee Deep in Ink Cartridges
The Shores of Paper
Inkfirno
Thy Ink Consumed
When yo mom takes your xbox away but you wanna play doom