Factorio: Big Bertha

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  • @6k911Channel
    @6k911Channel 6 років тому +3776

    When the train stopped moving: "Everything the light touches , is our kingdom.

    • @6k911Channel
      @6k911Channel 6 років тому +12

      Thanks!

    • @ZxCrono
      @ZxCrono 5 років тому +9

      underrated comment
      xD

    • @6k911Channel
      @6k911Channel 4 роки тому +7

      @James Eddleman that too

    • @tangerine7745
      @tangerine7745 4 роки тому

      @James Eddleman it’s theirs too

    • @ding1466
      @ding1466 4 роки тому +8

      "Everything the muzzle flash touches, is our kingdom"

  • @ICELAG3
    @ICELAG3 6 років тому +8278

    Long ago the bug's lived in peace and harmony, But everything changed when the railroad man attacked.

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 6 років тому +330

      Bob the builder's revenge.

    • @Squee7e
      @Squee7e 6 років тому +128

      JonatasMonte more like genocide of the rail road man

    • @javyz6197
      @javyz6197 6 років тому +40

      (ocean man music plays while credits roll) railroad man
      railroad man, take me by the hand

    • @accountforplay9596
      @accountforplay9596 6 років тому +38

      Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop him, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and it's a total annihilation....

    • @DogeCharger
      @DogeCharger 6 років тому +8

      The fat conductor

  • @SpetsnazZealot
    @SpetsnazZealot 6 років тому +4168

    *The Fat Controller laughed* "The only good bug is a dead bug."

    • @nerfinator03
      @nerfinator03 6 років тому +17

      Holy shit hahahahahahaha

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER 6 років тому +18

      Bug Slayer.

    • @swissphillyd
      @swissphillyd 5 років тому +33

      We can ill afford another Klendathu

    • @bsfilmsinc
      @bsfilmsinc 5 років тому +6

      best comment on youtube

    • @MrSupasonics
      @MrSupasonics 5 років тому

      Supreme commander fat boy?

  • @mrfisher1072
    @mrfisher1072 6 років тому +1743

    Trains check
    Large artillery guns check
    Over complicated check
    Not cost-effective check
    Needs a superstructure to use check
    Truly a machine worthy of the name bertha.

    • @Zappygunshot
      @Zappygunshot 6 років тому +72

      Truly a Factorio creation, too.

    • @Nothing-1w3
      @Nothing-1w3 4 роки тому +17

      This sounds familiar...

    • @anxietydisorders5917
      @anxietydisorders5917 4 роки тому +7

      Aaaah sound like old good time

    • @MrOwl1985
      @MrOwl1985 4 роки тому +7

      Sounds like everything factorio stands for

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 4 роки тому +12

      Mr Fisher if warfare was dependent upon which side was the most cost effective we would still be using rocks and wooden spears, it's about which side fights the most efficiently and what could be more efficient than blasting the enemy to kingdom come with sustained and accurate artillery

  • @MrZazzles94
    @MrZazzles94 5 років тому +1227

    "Artillery adds dignity to what would otherwise be a vulgar brawl."
    - Frederick II of Prussia

    • @clintonholenstein9348
      @clintonholenstein9348 5 років тому +54

      Historically speaking, also responsible for 80% of all casualties on the battle field.

    • @davidpereira5969
      @davidpereira5969 5 років тому +19

      @@clintonholenstein9348 historicaly speaking, it was good and needed very specific counters, with devastating efects when well used

    • @rykehuss3435
      @rykehuss3435 4 роки тому +38

      Artillery's main purpose is not casualties, but to force the enemy to hunker down. They cant move, and the effect on morale is devastating. Many WW2 vets have said that artillery was the worst thing about war. Deafening explosions, dirt, wood and shrapnel flying everywhere, trees exploding and all you could do is huddle in your little pothole and hope for the best.
      And the bombardments last for a long time too. Hours and into days at a time.

    • @anzacwashington7050
      @anzacwashington7050 4 роки тому +40

      @@rykehuss3435 That's late artillery doctrine. By around WWI artillery was like that. But gunpowder artillery began life as a weapon chiefly for causing large numbers of casualties at great range, and for causing serious structural damage. Artillery was used all the time in the 17th, 18th and 19th centuries for annihilating enemy formations, especially cavalry, who were taller targets, and more vulnerable to large missiles. The days of week long barrages and guns of ranges of more than ten miles came very late in the lifetime of battlefield artillery, and while it did change the way the weapon worked, it hasn't completely changed its purpose or image.

    • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
      @Elrond_Hubbard_1 4 роки тому +1

      He wouldn't have said that if he'd lived through ww1

  • @Jolly123123123
    @Jolly123123123 4 роки тому +1189

    Thomas the Dread Engine: "Toot toot! I am become death! The destroyer of worlds!" Said Thomas.

    • @seraphendipity
      @seraphendipity 4 роки тому +7

      Jolly123123123 darkness envelops me

    • @xxteinsxx
      @xxteinsxx 4 роки тому +4

      Thomas music theme intensifies*

    • @TurboPepsi
      @TurboPepsi 4 роки тому +2

      I have become

    • @cyberpleb2472
      @cyberpleb2472 4 роки тому +7

      @@TurboPepsi Nope. This is a line of Hindu scripture that was famously quoted by Robert Oppenheimer, the father of the atomic bomb. Although the grammar is clunky, this is an accurate quote... apart from the "toot toot", of course. ;)

    • @TurboPepsi
      @TurboPepsi 4 роки тому

      @@cyberpleb2472 Yes, good quote but clunky grammar ;)

  • @peterisbb
    @peterisbb 4 роки тому +248

    Not only is this train stupidly long, not only did you have to build a snake game of a track to effectively use this thing, not only did it kill every bug colony within a 100 km radius, but you used hundreds of artillery shells to scout the map. Who needs satellites when you have HE

  • @LexMc0606
    @LexMc0606 5 років тому +458

    And this, my children, is what happens when a man goes absolutely mad with power and resources around him and decides to fulfill the raging fire inside of him that points towards the alien species.

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 4 роки тому +1

      LexMc0606 sounds like how the imperium of man got started

    • @LexMc0606
      @LexMc0606 4 роки тому +2

      @@dionwoollaston5717 Kind of, if you read between the lines a bit...

    • @dionwoollaston5717
      @dionwoollaston5717 4 роки тому +1

      LexMc0606 I would but I don't want the inquisition to suspect me of heresy and...pay me a visit

  • @TarsonTalon
    @TarsonTalon 6 років тому +2671

    And suddenly, the game is like an unholy child of Supreme Commander and Railroad Tycoon...

    • @Blayze
      @Blayze 6 років тому +127

      Tycoon Commander!

    • @vyse102
      @vyse102 6 років тому +135

      Supreme Railroad Commander: I Think I Can

    • @marrygrim199
      @marrygrim199 6 років тому +1

      haha

    • @thundersoul6795
      @thundersoul6795 6 років тому +84

      Supreme Commander: Forged Rails

    • @threndor3743
      @threndor3743 6 років тому +2

      or: '...I think I will'

  • @codyschulze8011
    @codyschulze8011 6 років тому +3283

    ... are we the baddies?

    • @habe1717
      @habe1717 6 років тому +198

      You just realized?

    • @chromitehertz9016
      @chromitehertz9016 6 років тому +365

      no
      evidently the xenos are suffering in their existence, we just put them out of their misery

    • @ethrilswifthawk3769
      @ethrilswifthawk3769 5 років тому +96

      Well our hats 'ave skulls on em...

    • @theinquiryplease4404
      @theinquiryplease4404 5 років тому +95

      Allies: Your hats have skulls on them
      Also Allies: *Hold my firebombs, Desden*

    • @ethrilswifthawk3769
      @ethrilswifthawk3769 5 років тому +5

      @@theinquiryplease4404 Oh Neptune

  • @kerbodynamicx472
    @kerbodynamicx472 2 роки тому +67

    As a Stellaris player, I’m so used to commit genocide from the safety of orbit, obliterating planets without ever caring what the last moments on those unfortunate planets were like. Thank you, for presenting this magnificent firework, and serving the bugs a genocide they will never forget.

  • @proxy1035
    @proxy1035 6 років тому +833

    the train coming in alone was beautiful

    • @darkideas2088
      @darkideas2088 6 років тому +3

      Super Suchti and that is what she also said

  • @benleese4828
    @benleese4828 6 років тому +2609

    this week on hitler's secret weapons.

    • @arie1899
      @arie1899 6 років тому +44

      Was inspired by Heavy Gustaf

    • @thetruthx2154
      @thetruthx2154 5 років тому +9

      @@arie1899 * Gustav

    • @matsimoto3541
      @matsimoto3541 5 років тому +17

      Big Bertha (or "Dicke Bertha" in german) was the nickname of some artilleries in world war I.

    • @Icetea-2000
      @Icetea-2000 4 роки тому +7

      matsimoto Yeah, the german heavy artillery is almost its own subculture

    • @CelticAngloPress2nd
      @CelticAngloPress2nd 4 роки тому +4

      @@Icetea-2000 archive.org/details/HitlersWar-WhatTheHistoriansNeglectToMentiontestVersion

  • @mixis1931
    @mixis1931 4 роки тому +186

    "I have become Death, destroyer of bugs."

    • @rngrtt3689
      @rngrtt3689 4 роки тому +1

      "Now, we are all sons of bitches"
      - One biggass artillery wagon, maybe.

    • @michaelofminsk8951
      @michaelofminsk8951 4 роки тому +2

      "We are not bugs, we are features, stop damaging us, a railroad skinbag!" - they tried to say but were killed fast

  • @NickCombs
    @NickCombs 6 років тому +1821

    The map reveal just gave up for a while there lol.

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 6 років тому +177

      yes, I think we can agree that when your biter extermination is faster than map update speed, you are overdoing things

    • @MadsKjerulff
      @MadsKjerulff 6 років тому +122

      you mean doing things correctly

    • @joshthompson8478
      @joshthompson8478 6 років тому +24

      Game:
      YOU'RE MODDING I'M NOT GOING TO TRY EITHER.

    • @MaakaSakuranbo
      @MaakaSakuranbo 6 років тому +25

      +josh thompson:
      but no mods :

    • @javyz6197
      @javyz6197 6 років тому +8

      +Josh Thompson look in the description

  • @Checkmate54321
    @Checkmate54321 4 роки тому +81

    "How can you kill innocent women and children biters?"
    "Easy, you just don't lead them so much! Aint war hell?!!"

  • @DIY_Miracle
    @DIY_Miracle 6 років тому +704

    Still can't figure out if you ran out of enemies or shells.

    • @RawkL0bster
      @RawkL0bster 5 років тому +107

      Yes

    • @yeetskeet1581
      @yeetskeet1581 5 років тому +65

      it was enemies,,,.,, i think Bertha can only directly attack nests and in the ending, we saw there weren't any more nests (large red blobs) in the range

    • @FirstEcho
      @FirstEcho 4 роки тому +38

      I know this is late, but if you watch the end, you can see that when he mouses over the wagons, most of them have 70-80 shells left. That means they fired only about a quarter of their load.

    • @DIY_Miracle
      @DIY_Miracle 4 роки тому +8

      @@FirstEcho That's amazing.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 4 роки тому +1

      That's how you know you're fighting well.

  • @Scerab
    @Scerab 6 років тому +295

    What did I just witness? I’m still struggling to kill medium worms with a machine gun. I had no idea the player was capable of this level of offensive destruction.

    • @rngrtt3689
      @rngrtt3689 4 роки тому +56

      He is. And more importantly, you can automatize such destruction.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 4 роки тому +12

      @@rngrtt3689 b a s e d

    • @aurunemaru
      @aurunemaru 4 роки тому +11

      Spidertron has joined the chat

    • @jurajsintaj6644
      @jurajsintaj6644 3 роки тому +2

      You can use cars for to run around ebiter basesz shoot at biters, and use lots of grenades for spawner removal

    • @BuenoSama-xk7re
      @BuenoSama-xk7re 2 роки тому +6

      You can also research spidertron and nuclear power to make a portable ICBM able to launch nuclear bombs

  • @mpmmuirhead
    @mpmmuirhead 6 років тому +1963

    I thought that my girlfriend was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen. I see now that I was wrong.

    • @thephuntastics2920
      @thephuntastics2920 6 років тому +66

      my girfriend would understand ...

    • @mpmmuirhead
      @mpmmuirhead 6 років тому +75

      thePhuntastics especially since she plays this game with me

    • @thephuntastics2920
      @thephuntastics2920 6 років тому +5

      mine too :D

    • @thephuntastics2920
      @thephuntastics2920 6 років тому +14

      usually.... u know there are people out there that get along . we take life easy. we dont get mad about each other because of words .

    • @mpmmuirhead
      @mpmmuirhead 6 років тому +17

      thePhuntastics it's true. I showed her the comment and the video. She both laughed and thought the video was cool

  • @thinminty5392
    @thinminty5392 6 років тому +836

    *PORTABLE EXTERMINATUS*

    • @vardamirithor6590
      @vardamirithor6590 6 років тому +34

      The Emperor protects!

    • @GHKiwi
      @GHKiwi 6 років тому +11

      Sometimes he attacc tho...

    • @nippon19
      @nippon19 6 років тому

      so FUCKING true

    • @jit_rs
      @jit_rs 6 років тому

      Rip Zergs. (Starcraft 2)

    • @jobeelms4694
      @jobeelms4694 5 років тому +4

      PURGE THE HERITICS IN HOLY FIRE BROTHER, IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR.

  • @RyanWagnerAndrew
    @RyanWagnerAndrew 6 років тому +214

    Watching all those slide into place was euphoric

  • @sempermilites87
    @sempermilites87 6 років тому +279

    *Train begins to slow down at Fire Base*
    "Bravo 6, this is Warhammer. Standing by. Call the shots."
    "Warhammer. Fire mission, danger close. Enemy bugs and infrastructure in the open 300 meters from the perimeter. All contacts are hostile. Repeat, all contacts are hostile. Fire when ready."
    "Roger Bravo 6, target mission confirmed. Commencing fire."

    • @jacobkern2060
      @jacobkern2060 4 роки тому +7

      @@kristianburger6329 Fix bayonets.

  • @liquidminds
    @liquidminds 6 років тому +250

    I do not even attempt to claim that I understand how that rail-spiral is working. well done.

    • @Blayze
      @Blayze 6 років тому +35

      It's simple. Draw a spiral, then in the middle turn it around and draw another spiral going back out through the gap the first spiral made.

    • @KinekaiNHFan
      @KinekaiNHFan 6 років тому +16

      Rewatch on .25 speed. You'll see how it fits in. It goes like one rail then jumps one and then one more and on the loop back it goes through those empty gaps and stops at the bottom.

    • @KayMonS1
      @KayMonS1 6 років тому +5

      That's what she said.

    • @destroyer2496
      @destroyer2496 2 роки тому +3

      Instead of making a tight spiral going in, you leave a gap for the outgoing spiral

    • @thefancyghost2891
      @thefancyghost2891 2 роки тому

      it go round

  • @jaden_korr4122
    @jaden_korr4122 6 років тому +1894

    (My reaction as I watch the video)
    (Video starts)
    Huh, that's an interesting track layout I wonder what that's for.
    Ah, here comes the train now.
    I...wow that's a long train.
    Oh, it looks cool just looping around like that.
    What's the purpose of this? It can't unload stuff like that.
    Maybe it just looks cool.
    Now that I think about it those wagons look pretty weird. Is the overlay on to show what's in them?
    Hm...I don't know.
    Oh hey the train's stopping.
    I guess that's the reason for the video name, the train being so long and all.
    (Artillery wagons start firing)
    Anyways I.............
    what? what? What? WHAT? WHAT!?!?
    The train is...the wagons they're...
    THE TRAIN IS MADE OF GUNS!?!?
    This is...wow I mean...WHAT!?!?
    OH...WOW...That is the most...beautiful and terrifying thing I've ever seen...
    I need to launch Factorio again...
    Things have changed and THEY'RE AMAZING!!!

    • @Spagghetii
      @Spagghetii 6 років тому +38

      Big Bertha was the artillery for one of the factions in Total Annihilation, it was very satisfying but not as much as this!

    • @melanch0lycat5393
      @melanch0lycat5393 6 років тому +96

      Nope, big bertha was a giant artillery weapon developed by the germans in WW1

    • @krux02
      @krux02 6 років тому +55

      You are both right. Big Bertha was the artillery from the ARM side in Total Annihilation and an artillery weapon in WW1. But the weapon was never officially called that way. It was just a nickname from british people for that Weapon, also referring to the fat daughter in the Krupp familiy who made that Gun. But that weapon was never a railroad cannon, unlike Schwerer Gustav. That's a huge Gun.

    • @AnoNymous-ie3wc
      @AnoNymous-ie3wc 6 років тому +3

      @Jaden_Korr same reaction here xD

    • @copperboltwire320
      @copperboltwire320 6 років тому +8

      Though, never as devastating as the revolver like monster cannon, the Father to Big Bertha, forgot it's name. That thing, when it started to shoot, would need atleast 20+ Nuclear reactors just to allow it to shoot without much drag... Or it would be slow or empty ALL energy reserves nearly instantly...
      EDIT: "Vulcan" The cannon i was talking about was the "Vulcan" takes up 30 nuclear reactors to keep it going steady, for just ONE Vulcan cannon. But it's super darn devastating too...

  • @NochEinKamel
    @NochEinKamel 6 років тому +531

    Who needs radars anyways? :D

  • @blyatwork9902
    @blyatwork9902 4 роки тому +41

    This video convinced me to get this game. I now got it, great game.

  • @cegathelich
    @cegathelich 2 роки тому +8

    man this is old enough that it still uses the old laser turret and artillery sound effects. what a legend

  • @TheSkypetube
    @TheSkypetube 6 років тому +40

    "Let me guess, your home?"
    "It was and it was beautiful"

  • @nathantron
    @nathantron 6 років тому +694

    That's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I'm crying. Also, how have the biters not destroyed their planet already with the feeding of their population....

    • @thephuntastics2920
      @thephuntastics2920 6 років тому +63

      they are cannibals

    • @translatedbird
      @translatedbird 6 років тому +87

      They feed on your UPS :^)

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 6 років тому +26

      You can keep meat eating meat. How can the population be so big if they're eating each other?

    • @vocalsforever
      @vocalsforever 6 років тому +40

      Well u got think before we arrived they were all tiny it's our pollution that triggered the rapid growth response until all pollution is destroyed. Then there little again.

    • @ssgoko88
      @ssgoko88 6 років тому +62

      Somewhere i saw a calculation that if biters reproduced as quickly in the game as in real life- their planet would be a fireball after a few months from the friction necessary just to pump blood through their veins.

  • @ussliberty109
    @ussliberty109 4 роки тому +15

    Percy turned to Thomas with a grimace. "It wasn't the orders I carried out that haunt me," he whistled, "it was the things I wasn't ordered to to do."

  • @followingtheroe1952
    @followingtheroe1952 6 років тому +45

    I thought "oh that was cool way of making a train track" and then when i saw it was all artillery wagons, I actually yelled "OH NO" out loud. I actually felt bad for the bugs

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 5 років тому +40

    On the battlefield, there is only one god. His name is Artillery. He is a cruel and vengeful god, and he knows nothing of mercy.

  • @frederickfeitshansv5998
    @frederickfeitshansv5998 6 років тому +516

    N O T H I N G I S B E Y O N D O U R R E A C H

    • @demonx3779
      @demonx3779 6 років тому +8

      R0BIT KING, you do it wrong, watch these:
      *N O T H I N G I S B E Y O U N D O U R R E A C H*

    • @Bloodywuddy
      @Bloodywuddy 6 років тому +2

      DemonX3 oof

  • @pseudo_goose
    @pseudo_goose 5 років тому +15

    I've heard about how "the factory must grow", but this has taken it to a whole new level for me. You'd need a megafactory just to make enough artillery shells to run that.

  • @bakersbread104
    @bakersbread104 6 років тому +176

    holy shit. Yeah those bugs have probably never seen a man before but now their new god Big Bertha is raining hell upon their families and ending their puny existence on a whim and a youtube video.

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 6 років тому +1

      This game needs a kamikaze train that can derail and decimate biters in a given direction

    • @Kaitn13
      @Kaitn13 5 років тому +2

      @@alexsiemers7898 Hmm.. that kind of seems like a waste of steel and metal?
      Besides, you have the Tank for that, even if it takes longer to research.

  • @Smile_Inside_Facts
    @Smile_Inside_Facts 6 років тому +37

    This is the best "ad" ever ... Everyone now want to play Factorio again! :) :D

  • @Croak80
    @Croak80 6 років тому +75

    I was dumb enough to think Nukes were endgame. Never have I been so wrong.

    • @Molb0rg
      @Molb0rg 6 років тому +2

      yeah, nukes in the past, if they nerf that, I would not upgrade )))
      finaly it is possible to clean big chunks remotley.

    • @moseszero3281
      @moseszero3281 6 років тому +6

      they need nuke artillery.

    • @rogainegaming6924
      @rogainegaming6924 4 роки тому +4

      Napalm artillery and nuclear artillery would be amazing if it was in vanilla.

  • @Slybby
    @Slybby 6 років тому +105

    The God Emperor of Mankind would like that. Exterminatus without Orbital Bombardment.

  • @Crazy_Diamond_75
    @Crazy_Diamond_75 6 років тому +672

    Jesus... how long does it take to refill and refuel that monster?

    • @michaellundgren6949
      @michaellundgren6949  6 років тому +516

      Not too long if the ammo is already manufactured. My current production lines will make just over 500 artillery shells per minute. The train has a capacity of 12,800 ammo.

    • @Crazy_Diamond_75
      @Crazy_Diamond_75 6 років тому +220

      Michael Lundgren wow, even with all that ammo production it still takes ~25 minutes to produce enough ammo to fill it. Not too bad considering its size but still... That's epic!

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 6 років тому +174

      Well he can manufacture it while the train's off having fun.

    • @kittyinferno
      @kittyinferno 6 років тому +39

      So 13 minutes and change?

    • @livedandletdie
      @livedandletdie 6 років тому +82

      25.6 minutes or 1536 seconds to re-manufacture. 3 minutes to unload.
      Something tells me that your manufacturing is to slow.

  • @ВладОшовский-п3л
    @ВладОшовский-п3л 6 років тому +204

    Who would win: a planet full of powerful beetles/one humany boi

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 6 років тому +18

      *One Shooty Shooty Bang Bang Boi*

    • @blairm015
      @blairm015 5 років тому +12

      Narrator: The beatles stood no chance, for the nature of man was to destroy anything blocking its path.

  • @dogerio
    @dogerio 6 років тому +98

    Now i just want to see the Altillery shell production line

    • @michaellundgren6949
      @michaellundgren6949  6 років тому +40

      i.imgur.com/0MCLb6k.jpg

    • @dogerio
      @dogerio 6 років тому +19

      Jesus crist thats a lot of factories :) good job tho

  • @smuganimeface6247
    @smuganimeface6247 6 років тому +26

    I LOVE THE SMELL OF NAPALM IN THE MORNING

  • @martijnvs
    @martijnvs 5 років тому +34

    This video needs a 'Ride of the Valkyries' soundtrack.

    • @LordFhalkyn
      @LordFhalkyn 3 роки тому

      I believe you mean "Klendathu Drop."

  • @pilotnamealreadytaken6035
    @pilotnamealreadytaken6035 6 років тому +16

    i love factorio, i havn't played in a while... 6 months plus... This video makes me want to start a new game.!.
    to the OP...
    well doneQ!

  • @666louis
    @666louis 6 років тому +356

    Now get the atomic artillery mod and do it again ^^

    • @MrAntiKnowledge
      @MrAntiKnowledge 6 років тому +27

      + Dyworld, cause the nuke in there is currently bugged and has a blastradius as big as the artillery range :D (some thick walls will protect the train)
      And yes atomic artillery inherits that behaviour.

    • @jakeneylon1853
      @jakeneylon1853 6 років тому +8

      Witness genocide from orbit

    • @Kaitn13
      @Kaitn13 5 років тому

      @@MrAntiKnowledge Oh my god seriously? :D
      Thats so messed up!

  • @williamthesloth
    @williamthesloth 2 роки тому +3

    Every year, I come back to this video just to appreciate the art of it.

  • @garvmon7754
    @garvmon7754 6 років тому +5

    That railway spiral entrance at the beginning was hypnotic and glorious. Would also love to see this done with atomic artillery mod.

  • @rosenvitae
    @rosenvitae 6 років тому +7

    Didn't realize those were artillery wagons before the train came to a halt. Nor did I realize how similar laughter is to an orgasm, especially a laugh lasting 60 seconds. Well played, sir. I was thoroughly entertained.

    • @thundersoul6795
      @thundersoul6795 6 років тому +1

      You'd know how similar laughter can be to an orgasm if you listened to general Tao. :P
      Or how _anything_ can be similar to an orgasm, really.

  • @alexsiemers7898
    @alexsiemers7898 6 років тому +24

    I was thinking it was overkill, but I didn't realize how many artillery shells you actually needed!

    • @Sinrise
      @Sinrise 6 років тому +13

      Overkill? Welcome to Factorio

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 6 років тому +1

      Sinrise no, I've known Factorio since 0.11, no need for introducing me to the game.
      To be fair, I've yet to properly use the artillery since 0.16 came out (in a non-cheat save).

    • @yyangcn
      @yyangcn 6 років тому +1

      Overkill is the whole point of this game lol

    • @mikewhitaker2880
      @mikewhitaker2880 6 років тому

      overkill...theres no such thing as overkill...lol

  • @alejandrobardolaserna2841
    @alejandrobardolaserna2841 4 роки тому +7

    Imagine the flamethowers run out of ammo because you miscalculated and they enter and break your entire artillery train, it could mean great loses

  • @LegendaryMercDC
    @LegendaryMercDC 5 років тому +4

    Insects: *angry sounds*
    Mad lad with apocalyptic level mobile artillery: " you talking mad s**t for xenos in purging range "

  • @playwars3037
    @playwars3037 6 років тому +9

    That is one hell of a way to secure expansions.

  • @cheetored20
    @cheetored20 6 років тому +99

    Please tell me you have a blueprint of the station and track maddness

    • @Vladmir_223
      @Vladmir_223 6 років тому

      i have one, but idk how to put it online

    • @cheetored20
      @cheetored20 6 років тому +1

      Anarchy 99 just do a Google doc with the copy option, then post the doc

    • @goose9735
      @goose9735 6 років тому +14

      Hell, I'm pretty sure factorioprints.com would be a great place for it too.

  • @ZERO-ir5lw
    @ZERO-ir5lw 3 роки тому +2

    "it costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for 12 second"

  • @OneOfGamers
    @OneOfGamers 4 роки тому +9

    Bugs:
    No! No! You can't just kill milions of us whithout loosing a single HP
    Railman:
    Haha artilery Goes brrrrrr

    • @patrickchapman8583
      @patrickchapman8583 4 роки тому

      It does once you get your artillery shooting speed high enough.

  • @mitzycasanova9041
    @mitzycasanova9041 4 роки тому +1

    When it started lopping back around I literally jumped cos I was convinced it was gonna crash. The sense of relief after was wonderful.

  • @LinwoodLongstrive
    @LinwoodLongstrive 6 років тому +3

    Nice and effective! Also a smart way to store a long train. I love it!

  • @KhorneMarine
    @KhorneMarine 5 років тому +5

    The yellows dots moving across the map is giving me Supreme Commander PTSD

  • @TheDigitalWatcher
    @TheDigitalWatcher 6 років тому +6

    I think this is as close as we can get to "nuking it from orbit" in vanilla Factorio.

  • @gilian2587
    @gilian2587 5 років тому +5

    Obi Wan: Don't give in to hate, that leads to the dark side of the force.
    Engineer (mathematical knowledge has scrambled linguistic centers of his brain): Cannot hate that which no threat poses; no sense it would make, hmm?

  • @IvailoStoychev
    @IvailoStoychev 5 років тому +3

    This man is single handedly bringing an alien species to extinction as far as 300 kilometers away from the starting point
    Meanwhile I'm struggling on making a submachine gun

  • @boywithcrackers3871
    @boywithcrackers3871 4 роки тому +1

    "Thomas had never seen so much atrocities before.... he now has PTSD"

  • @UristBeardhammer
    @UristBeardhammer 6 років тому +14

    I feel a sudden, strange urge to play Supreme Commander again.

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 6 років тому +3

      UristBeardhammer
      Turtle up and trust in your artillery!!!

  • @JaredJanhsen
    @JaredJanhsen 6 років тому

    It's so...BEAUTFIUL! This is even better when you watch the video without reading the description. You just see the train do the little concentric circle dance and then let the magic happen.

  • @WellWisdom.
    @WellWisdom. 6 років тому +10

    And thats is why we are alone in the universe...

  • @corbin4360
    @corbin4360 6 років тому +1

    Imagine walking outside and seeing this raining from above.
    Someone would probably start playing the best day ever song

  • @chillzonegaming2536
    @chillzonegaming2536 6 років тому +29

    lol can we get a blueprint string for that :D

    • @michaellundgren6949
      @michaellundgren6949  6 років тому +21

      www.reddit.com/r/factorio/comments/7y2n6h/artillery_train_shooting_biters/dud7a8v/

  • @TNH91
    @TNH91 6 років тому +1

    My God, that is beautiful. That "flower" of shells flying. Hell yeah.

  • @darttito
    @darttito 5 років тому +7

    "So how many artillery thingies should I put on a train? What's the optimal number?"
    "Do like everything else in Factorio and just overkill the crap out of it, it'll be fine"
    "Ok then"

  • @i_never_asked_for_an_alias
    @i_never_asked_for_an_alias 4 роки тому +1

    Beautiful.
    This oddly reminds me of playing Total Annihilation for hours just to get some Big Berthas up and blasting.

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 6 років тому +3

    2:00: "I dunno what's out here, but _some_ of it's probably covered in bugs."
    It's weird that artillery shells work as scouts...but it works, I guess.

    • @kajmak64bit76
      @kajmak64bit76 4 роки тому

      How else do you think they know where to hit? With radars ofc

  • @damo5770
    @damo5770 7 місяців тому +1

    Its crazy how much better the game looks today, one of the greatest games of all time imo

    • @michaellundgren6949
      @michaellundgren6949  7 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, I can't wait for 2.0 to come out

    • @damo5770
      @damo5770 7 місяців тому

      @@michaellundgren6949 Me too, will be worth the wait!

  • @hanli427
    @hanli427 6 років тому +24

    Absolutely awesome, but what happened to the train. A large section of it was destroyed, it happened just after 2m into the video, just as you started manually targeting the perimeter. It doesn't look like the biters and I can't figure out what happened, there wasn't even a message that they were destroyed.

    • @michaellundgren6949
      @michaellundgren6949  6 років тому +34

      I believe that was a misfire from the targeting remote.

    • @hanli427
      @hanli427 6 років тому +11

      Yeah, that seems like a possibility, but it doesn't seem to make sense either. I've been looking at the segment over and over, and I can't think of anything you did to cause it. Seems more like a bug, that caused a mistargetting, or the shells exploded on being fired maybe? I doubt the devs considered that much artillery being fired at once. Something may have glitched out.

    • @cptn.penguin902
      @cptn.penguin902 6 років тому +10

      I've had mis-fires like this as well! And on a much smaller scale (4 artillery wagons). It happened after I did the "binding the map drag key to another button" trick and was firing all over the place, too.

    • @peterbonnema8913
      @peterbonnema8913 6 років тому +5

      +Hans Lind Nooo, nooo that can´t be it. they know us long enough by now

  • @Tom_-
    @Tom_- 6 років тому +1

    Not played the game, but seen others play and I had absolutely no idea those railway artillery guns would have what appears to ve infinite range! Very impressive.

  • @bluetricity6743
    @bluetricity6743 6 років тому +20

    Artillery? More like a radar.

  • @thomasnance6465
    @thomasnance6465 5 років тому +1

    Noiiiiiiiiiice! I had a blueprint that would let me build forward with bots bit by bit and several walls thick with laser turrets. Would use that to push into alien territory. But hey that was years ago, waaaaay cooler toys now! Awesome man I love it

  • @mynotell
    @mynotell 5 років тому +5

    I don't know the game.
    I don't know what is happening in the video.
    UA-cam recommended it 2am in the morning. Help.

  • @Zirc0nium69
    @Zirc0nium69 5 років тому

    This is one of the most beautiful things i have ever seen. And it is also the reason why this game is among the best that ever existed.

  • @ChaplinMax
    @ChaplinMax 5 років тому +7

    When you have oil and the Americans turn up.

  • @vitre69
    @vitre69 Рік тому

    I appreciate this guy's commitment to violating the Geneva convention efficiently.

  • @Muffineman
    @Muffineman 6 років тому +20

    I think you just showed people who play peaceful how to clear a map properly

  • @SweetPeteInTheBackSeat
    @SweetPeteInTheBackSeat 4 роки тому +1

    I would be overjoyed if I developed a game and one of my players came up with this

  • @sebbes333
    @sebbes333 6 років тому +4

    I suggest you use 2 trains: One *Attack train* with all the guns that will be stationary & shooting stuff, and then another *Supply train* that goes back to base and gets more ammo for the attack train when needed.

    • @satannstuff
      @satannstuff 6 років тому +3

      You can't fit nearly as many shells on a cargo wagon as you can on an artillery wagon, so just moving the artillery train is better.

  • @BramMichaelson
    @BramMichaelson 5 років тому +1

    You seriously need to make a blueprint for this bad boy and post the blueprint string in the description of your video. That is a work of freaking ART dude.

  • @stormyprawn
    @stormyprawn 5 років тому +3

    Anyone: Finds Oil
    America: _worry not, liberation is near_

  • @sonidoliberto
    @sonidoliberto 6 років тому +1

    I'm salivating profusely.

  • @Cgreen123
    @Cgreen123 6 років тому +30

    "The Chinese are brutally destroyed while constructing the Transcontinental Railroad" colorized circa 1869.

  • @TheHaggardNerd
    @TheHaggardNerd 6 років тому +1

    THIS.... now this is a thing of beauty.

  • @Tonatsi
    @Tonatsi 6 років тому +7

    Hey look biter bases!
    Where?
    Exactly!

  • @jmartyn4417
    @jmartyn4417 5 років тому +1

    big berthas are nice when you're thinking about clearing an area for more city blocks. Ever since I tried city block designs + logistics train network, I see a factory as a well designed block format

  • @generalkenobi5173
    @generalkenobi5173 5 років тому +9

    *Now that's alot of damage.*

  • @VeryProfessionalGamer
    @VeryProfessionalGamer 4 роки тому

    This was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Thank you.

  • @theofficialgamer6679
    @theofficialgamer6679 6 років тому +3

    Waiiiit.
    Is this modded or has the game updated a LOT

    • @vyse102
      @vyse102 6 років тому +6

      Non-modded, it's the vanilla game. Version 16.0. There's uranium, nuclear reactors, centrifuges, and nukes now as well.

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 6 років тому +1

      Ryan Annis the nuclear stuff was 0.15. The artillery and new terrain is 0.16

  • @Irimu_
    @Irimu_ 3 роки тому +1

    I'm a mere 30 hours into factorio and I now know what I want to build some day

  • @tomaka121
    @tomaka121 6 років тому +5

    it reminds me of Total Annihilation ;)

  • @haj_endot
    @haj_endot 6 років тому

    this is what game depth without overbearing fundamental complexity looks like

  • @Firenamer2
    @Firenamer2 6 років тому +46

    don't show the Germans this, they could use it against us.

    • @Firenamer2
      @Firenamer2 6 років тому +2

      Tian kay,
      shit..

    • @Denterify2
      @Denterify2 6 років тому +2

      Too Late MUHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA *overlenght vilain laughing for the next 5 minutes*

    • @kajmak64bit76
      @kajmak64bit76 4 роки тому

      @@Firenamer2 also the german is the one who built this xd

  • @Matter655
    @Matter655 6 років тому +1

    Now that is a marvelous engineering feat.

  • @robo336
    @robo336 6 років тому +3

    I like trains

  • @jardzisgory8375
    @jardzisgory8375 2 місяці тому +1

    Wow! Trainstation is in shape of Yin and yang formation. Nice 8D

    • @jardzisgory8375
      @jardzisgory8375 2 місяці тому +1

      It´s probably
      the most effectiable shape in univers ;)