FACTORIO IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - 500 Players Is Broken Strategy

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  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux 4 роки тому +4835

    Props to the devs for being able to make a game that can handle this many players without lag.

    • @RoadsideCookie
      @RoadsideCookie 4 роки тому +690

      Not to mention the complexity of the game, it's not just blobs running around with pew pews!

    • @MoonFlux
      @MoonFlux 4 роки тому +145

      @@RoadsideCookie Or is it?

    • @Evan-ox5nx
      @Evan-ox5nx 4 роки тому +358

      MoonFlux I mean there certainly wasn’t no issues. Not shown was the 5+ server crashes

    • @kelvaxmiller8963
      @kelvaxmiller8963 4 роки тому +246

      Heh, heh, you weren't here for the stream. It had a LOT of issues. We crashed Factorio itself.

    • @MoonFlux
      @MoonFlux 4 роки тому +181

      @@kelvaxmiller8963 I was around and i know how much it crashed. But even still factor(io)ing all that in, it did pretty well.

  • @OnyxIdol
    @OnyxIdol 4 роки тому +3365

    "There is another wave coming."
    "Of biters?"
    "No, of players."

    • @soundingtheskies
      @soundingtheskies 4 роки тому +57

      I would be far more scared of 500 rust players than 500 zombies

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 4 роки тому +45

      @@soundingtheskies 500 normal humans is already a bigger threat than 500 zombies.
      Zombies are slow and brain dead. It's already easy to fool an idiot, but those guys don't even know how to think anymore. 500 super-idiots bum-rushing you unarmed is nothing compared to 500 probably strategically moving humans likely wielding at least some form of weapon.
      Of course you'd think the 500 embodiments of *cruelty* is far scarier.

    • @Jakkaribik1
      @Jakkaribik1 3 роки тому +2

      @@Zaire82 1 Human is like>50 Zombies worth 1vs50 or more depending on where you look

    • @lunasagaming5801
      @lunasagaming5801 3 роки тому +1

      @@babress3119 you know what, the rust players would be armed with a rock
      or someone would have shot off their arms

    • @MurriciTerceiro
      @MurriciTerceiro 3 роки тому +2

      The players to the aliens:
      "Right back at you buckaroo"

  • @this_is_patrick
    @this_is_patrick 4 роки тому +3394

    The hell is this Factorio thing? I thought this is a historical reenactment of how Australia was settled.

  • @DalithaMW
    @DalithaMW 4 роки тому +3510

    when you start up factorio, but end up playing Starcraft instead

    • @gregoriysharapov1936
      @gregoriysharapov1936 4 роки тому +64

      I remember this guy Arumba doing this too, I also recall suggesting this over a year ago, and now finally Spiff has done it!

    • @nemesisurvivorleon
      @nemesisurvivorleon 4 роки тому +4

      best most relevant comment lmao

    • @BudBreaker
      @BudBreaker 4 роки тому +35

      But you are the Zerg

    • @mozambique1697
      @mozambique1697 4 роки тому +3

      Wait, are you saying I have been playing factorio all the time?

    • @isanarditama
      @isanarditama 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @Sotumney
    @Sotumney 4 роки тому +4252

    "There's no such thing as automation"
    Yeah 500 people in labor is kinda automated for YOU

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 4 роки тому +80

      in labor AND working as a laborer? cudos to those fine gals.

    • @anthony_pr1033
      @anthony_pr1033 4 роки тому +56

      Organic automation

    • @bman7346
      @bman7346 4 роки тому +10

      @@snickle1980 this is too good

    • @-Big_Big
      @-Big_Big 4 роки тому +1

      this sounds like child labor in china

    • @FWAKWAKKA
      @FWAKWAKKA 4 роки тому +21

      @@-Big_Big but these people were doing it of their own volition. following whoever they chose and doing whatever task they felt like doing. they werent slaves. they fought and worked together as comrades.. this was communism. so beautiful
      FIGHT ON SMOL FACTORY BOIS. ;-;

  • @s0r445
    @s0r445 4 роки тому +1668

    I like how Klonan was in your game, one of the factorio devs

    • @Wisdorin
      @Wisdorin 3 роки тому +228

      would love to know what he tried to spawn when he accendently killed the server and ended the video (=

    • @wowmom98lol
      @wowmom98lol 3 роки тому +273

      @@Wisdorin If you read the command he tried to do, you can see that he was trying to clear a bunch of trees but it was too much for the server to handle

    • @Voliere-infoNl
      @Voliere-infoNl 3 роки тому +127

      @@wowmom98lol still, 600 ppl close to each other for a indie game is amazing. That's some WoW quality development.

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 3 роки тому +25

      wood be dammed.

    • @abdullahandy9493
      @abdullahandy9493 3 роки тому +5

      I guess im asking randomly but does anyone know a method to get back into an Instagram account?
      I was dumb forgot my account password. I would appreciate any help you can give me

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 4 роки тому +9926

    Ah, colonising a planet with slave labour, the _british_ way.

    • @Stormcrow_1
      @Stormcrow_1 4 роки тому +205

      Only if the tribes of Africa are there to capture the slaves and sell them to us.

    • @duelingdragons82
      @duelingdragons82 4 роки тому +118

      You misspelled Dutch West India Company.

    • @4AneR
      @4AneR 4 роки тому +58

      @@Stormcrow_1 he has black players mining coal nonetheless

    • @jamest543
      @jamest543 4 роки тому +51

      @@duelingdragons82 He misspelled Labor, The british only accept Slave "Labour "

    • @themightysalamence9870
      @themightysalamence9870 4 роки тому +25

      @@Stormcrow_1 Nah, he is using Soviet manpower

  • @mariokart6309
    @mariokart6309 4 роки тому +972

    Fun fact: the three factors that determine when enemies evolve are time, pollution and, drumroll,
    bases destroyed.

    • @sylver546
      @sylver546 4 роки тому +12

      mario kart daheck is deumroll

    • @randomchannel7851
      @randomchannel7851 4 роки тому +25

      So which ones speeds up the evolution the most?

    • @mariokart6309
      @mariokart6309 4 роки тому +132

      @@randomchannel7851 Bases destroyed

    • @scragar
      @scragar 4 роки тому +103

      @@randomchannel7851
      Destroying each spawner increases it by 0.2% of the way towards 100%.
      That's basically the same as 2,478 units of pollution or allowing 9 minutes and 20 seconds to pass.
      Note that the raw percentages don't add up because each increase is a percentage of the remaining progress to 100% evolution so 25%*4 isn't 100%, it's 68%( 1-(1-25%)^4 = 0.683,593,75, I did the maths when calculating what compares to what above so you've got comparable numbers.

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 4 роки тому +22

      that's what I was thinking when watching this. It would be different if they were on rail world or otherwise had enemy expansion disabled, but those bugs are just pop right back up where they were...

  • @TheForeignGamer
    @TheForeignGamer 4 роки тому +2950

    I love how two guys went out of their way to ignore literally everything that was going on in the game and instead create two fictional rival oil companies, complete with marks indicating attrition wars and claimed territory. Something about that is so funny to me 😂

    • @obsessivecorvid
      @obsessivecorvid 4 роки тому +55

      its factorio with The Spiffing Brit

    • @gannonpatton2858
      @gannonpatton2858 4 роки тому +98

      The internet is a microcosm of life

    • @shivanshukantprasad
      @shivanshukantprasad 4 роки тому +91

      Plot twist: It was the same person operating two accounts

    • @_caracalla_
      @_caracalla_ 3 роки тому +34

      roleplay is awesome. i wish i could play people like them lol

    • @dankeshon7370
      @dankeshon7370 2 роки тому +10

      Sounds like tf2 lore

  • @hayokamikaze5896
    @hayokamikaze5896 2 роки тому +421

    I do wonder how well coordinated a 500 person speedrun could be

    • @chrisfrady2767
      @chrisfrady2767 2 роки тому +32

      A 25-person WoW raid is hard enough to coordinate.

    • @ArgelTal_
      @ArgelTal_ 11 місяців тому +4

      @schoolterrorist And still there are Arma communities regulary sending more or less than 80 people into battle.
      The key is building teams and setting goals, not to manage everything by one guy or let people just do what they think is working.
      Thats how Businesses and every modern military is working.

    • @ArgelTal_
      @ArgelTal_ 11 місяців тому

      @schoolterrorist good point. I should have added: but in the end, it's just a game anyways. ;) chaos can be fun. But so can be coordination.

    • @ethribin4188
      @ethribin4188 2 місяці тому

      One word:
      Not

  • @matti8621
    @matti8621 4 роки тому +1309

    12:36 Thanks Spiff... that explains where my ammo went.
    Great fun. Would play again.

    • @MegaCakeFan
      @MegaCakeFan 4 роки тому +144

      Sacrificed for the greater good

    • @limyarplane1991
      @limyarplane1991 4 роки тому +89

      lol i was near you when that happend and i remember thinking that poor man good thing he dint take my rifle.

    • @ThanksIfYourReadIt
      @ThanksIfYourReadIt 4 роки тому +33

      @@MegaCakeFan "... for the greedier goods"

    • @AppLmage
      @AppLmage 4 роки тому +1

      fuck you

    • @BaddyZ
      @BaddyZ 4 роки тому +53

      YOUR ammo? It's OUR ammo. For the greater good, comrade.

  • @fabricatortheddius7107
    @fabricatortheddius7107 4 роки тому +475

    "The grenadier army is just untrained soldiers holding one maybe two grenades and throwing it at the enemy."
    S T R A T E G Y

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 4 роки тому +2187

    "Quantity has a Quality all of its own."

    • @MrRolnicek
      @MrRolnicek 4 роки тому +9

      That's an Isaac Arthur quote, isn't it?

    • @MegasXaos
      @MegasXaos 4 роки тому +21

      Joseph Stalin

    • @Sophia-vk5bq
      @Sophia-vk5bq 4 роки тому +1

      Brilliant.

    • @SapFeaRon
      @SapFeaRon 4 роки тому +13

      @@MegasXaos No, it's not a quote Stalin, stop saying that. It's quote from someone in america in 1980 and for some reasons everyone loves to say that stalin said that. "belive everything you see in internet" - Vladimir Lenin, probably. =/

    • @MegasXaos
      @MegasXaos 4 роки тому +5

      @@SapFeaRon source?
      It appeared in US military references around that time yes, but the source is disputed. So unless you've got source to counter Stalin (the most commonly attributed despot) as the source, its perfectly reasonable to attribute it to him.

  • @oompalumpus699
    @oompalumpus699 4 роки тому +280

    Kinda makes me want to imagine what Starcraft would be like if it were played this way. Each Terran marine being an individual player.

    • @NomekopLightspeed
      @NomekopLightspeed 4 роки тому +62

      Marines clipping around, taking cover from enemy attacks, and being generally more useful than an AI army of ten times the size.

    • @natedude9947
      @natedude9947 4 роки тому +16

      Try foxhole my guy

    • @nemesisurvivorleon
      @nemesisurvivorleon 4 роки тому +14

      Battlezone Combat Commander or Nuclear Dawn or Natural Selection 2.
      Actually, Natural Selection 2 is almost exactly what you described but with far less players.

    • @namvo3013
      @namvo3013 4 роки тому +1

      There was an event on Doom with 200+ players

    • @KaiSoDaM
      @KaiSoDaM 3 роки тому +4

      I used to play a lot of Savage the Battle Of Newerth, and was just a RTS for two commanders, and a action game for each of the 100+ players. Good times.
      Um salve pros players do server do Terra

  • @efren.hurtado
    @efren.hurtado 4 роки тому +636

    "He died. But his resources will not be forgotten." Spoken like a true gamer

  • @undeadnightorc
    @undeadnightorc 4 роки тому +595

    "The one with the rifle shoots! The one without follows him! When the one with the rifle gets killed the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots!"

    • @kolow123
      @kolow123 4 роки тому +31

      Sound like imperial guard to me

    • @UnknownSquid
      @UnknownSquid 4 роки тому +23

      @@kolow123 Why isn't an Imperial Guard game like that/this already a thing? Would love to see it. Everyone is always trying to make games fancier, but where are the games just keeping it simple and going bigger?

    • @TheNonplayer
      @TheNonplayer 4 роки тому +7

      battle @ Leingrad.....?

    • @demonifist1384
      @demonifist1384 4 роки тому +3

      Where did this myth even come from? O_O

    • @BIGmlems
      @BIGmlems 4 роки тому +37

      @@demonifist1384 there was a movie called enemy at the gates where the commissar was ordering the peasants to attack the germans and they didnt have enough rifles or ammo so one guy would carry the rifle till he got gunned down (which was near instant mind you) and the guy behind him had to pick the rifle up. if you retreated you were shot in the back by the germans, if you continued to retreat you were gunned down by your own men, because it was treason as far as stalin and the russians were concerned........

  • @efren.hurtado
    @efren.hurtado 4 роки тому +1093

    "People are now overlapping each other in a slightly disgusting fashion"
    - The Spiffing Brit 2020

  • @veterayt6800
    @veterayt6800 3 роки тому +332

    "this is how war is conducted, this is done with swarms of humans with pickaxes"
    ah yes, a labor union on strike

  • @joshuakethan3044
    @joshuakethan3044 4 роки тому +1697

    Oh so that's how Australia got started

    • @nickpruneau8564
      @nickpruneau8564 4 роки тому +22

      Or how usa works today lol

    • @hazmatharry
      @hazmatharry 4 роки тому +16

      Can confirm, am Australian

    • @lemeres2478
      @lemeres2478 4 роки тому +51

      No way. They never got rid of the bases filled with giant man eating insects in actual Australia.

    • @zach11241
      @zach11241 4 роки тому +2

      Close, but here they were able to wipe out the deadly flora and fauna.

    • @mgroesbeck4503
      @mgroesbeck4503 4 роки тому +2

      I haven't finished the video yet...when do they start a war with flightless birds (and lose)?

  • @Zixias
    @Zixias 3 роки тому +183

    lmao "ill just steal his inventory" very historically accurate brit playthrough i love it-norway

  • @Diego-hg5wc
    @Diego-hg5wc 4 роки тому +904

    "hey Rome wasn't built in a day"
    "but what if they had grenades"
    "Well... then all bets are off"

  • @Vinewood8
    @Vinewood8 4 роки тому +108

    A perfect example of the Human nature. Waging war instead of working together towards the common enemy.

    • @MBTIMemes
      @MBTIMemes 4 роки тому +3

      exactly what I was thinking, too lmao

    • @Scortch-lo3xy
      @Scortch-lo3xy 4 роки тому +4

      except most of the time the common enemy is usually a human enemy

  • @ze_rubenator
    @ze_rubenator 4 роки тому +515

    As a Norwegian all this attention is making me uncomfortable.

  • @djsnowpdx
    @djsnowpdx 3 роки тому +77

    To think: if every player were carrying just a little stone brick when they travelled as a group, they could lay it down and travel where they were going 30% faster!

  • @BrainNinjaMidget
    @BrainNinjaMidget 4 роки тому +459

    The enemy can't swarm you, if you outswarm the enemy.

  • @andreashampp9183
    @andreashampp9183 3 роки тому +287

    lets just take a minute and think about how a game with so much movement and not even 10gb data can run a game with over 500 players with no issues

    • @odeldodelhorst7549
      @odeldodelhorst7549 2 роки тому +17

      now thats top notch optimisation.

    • @Alcosmos_
      @Alcosmos_ 2 роки тому +22

      @@odeldodelhorst7549 It is indeed, but you cant put "notch" and "optimization" in the same word :p

    • @t395delta
      @t395delta 2 роки тому +15

      @@Alcosmos_ he can, i can see it.

    • @melvin4272
      @melvin4272 2 роки тому

      @@t395delta 🤓

    • @fightingblind
      @fightingblind Рік тому

      @@Alcosmos_ notptimization

  • @Rapture9999
    @Rapture9999 4 роки тому +2124

    How British of you to immediately start eliminating the natives

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 роки тому +50

      But then simply sneezing on them doesn't work. *[SurprisedPickachuFace]*

    • @temak230
      @temak230 4 роки тому +5

      what? as long as it works alright

    • @stevecooper6578
      @stevecooper6578 4 роки тому +23

      Can't civilize bugs and/or make them do labor

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 роки тому +13

      @@stevecooper6578 where have I heard that one before?:D

    • @marceelino
      @marceelino 4 роки тому +4

      it would be nice to do it again in India and China.

  • @favourites144
    @favourites144 4 роки тому +309

    13:16
    Spiff: “what is going on down here”
    “his only existence is to create art down here”
    Me:
    fantastic

  • @ariscop
    @ariscop 4 роки тому +647

    9:05 "ridiculously large smelting line" you can tell when someone is new to factorio

    • @viniciusschadeck2204
      @viniciusschadeck2204 4 роки тому +8

      i make a giant one for begginner of a new world LOL

    • @stupidmax7189
      @stupidmax7189 4 роки тому +17

      9:01 *

    • @ovrsurge4689
      @ovrsurge4689 4 роки тому +80

      To be fair it's really large for an early game smeltery. Then again you want to multiply your standard iron supply by the player count to keep up...

    • @deadlypandaghost
      @deadlypandaghost 4 роки тому +13

      @@ovrsurge4689 Nah. Thats about what I setup early on to avoid having to touch it again until electric smelters

    • @mechasheep4861
      @mechasheep4861 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah, on my old world which I stopped playing because it wasn't a rail world I got up to several thousand iron plates per second and that isn't nearly enough iron to run my base

  • @Trupen
    @Trupen 3 роки тому +7

    So there is no right way to play factorio, but I have a feeling that you are doing something "unusual" here

  • @gcfournier3386
    @gcfournier3386 4 роки тому +185

    Pyramids: wasn't ancient aliens, folks. It was 500 blokes punching the sand with their bare fists

    • @nemesisurvivorleon
      @nemesisurvivorleon 4 роки тому

      LMAO

    • @sponge1234ify
      @sponge1234ify 4 роки тому +9

      To be fair, with how biological, cultural, and language evolution works, the people who built the pyramids would be aliens to us anyway.

    • @rickstevens1167
      @rickstevens1167 4 роки тому +1

      @@sponge1234ify oh i love that point x3

    • @chaosmastermind
      @chaosmastermind 2 роки тому

      More like 5000 blokes getting whipped to drag things around with their bare fists and ropes.

    • @porkeyminch8044
      @porkeyminch8044 5 місяців тому

      This comment reads like a Dallas quote from Ratched Gladiator/Deadlocked

  • @Xanthanarium
    @Xanthanarium 4 роки тому +88

    You know, if Spiff can do *this* kind of stuff with his Redcoats, I almost want to see him create his own redcoat faction in EVE and see what he can do

    • @erubianwarlord8208
      @erubianwarlord8208 4 роки тому +1

      or Open Perpetuum online now that would be insane

    • @zenthon
      @zenthon 4 роки тому +1

      eve would have the better and bigest eclips event ever ahaha

    • @Berserker793
      @Berserker793 3 роки тому +1

      Can the Brit break EVE online?

    • @DaysofKnight
      @DaysofKnight 3 роки тому

      I would love this. There's some faction that could use some knocking down. Sadly, it would takes YEARS to catch up at this point, unless you wanted to spend copious amounts of money for injectors. Even then, it would take time to amass the ships required to take down specific factions. Even then, EVE is skill based, not just shotgun people at it in hopes of it working

    • @Xanthanarium
      @Xanthanarium 3 роки тому +2

      @@DaysofKnight Sounds like a job for espionage.

  • @schumerthd
    @schumerthd 4 роки тому +421

    I love how the word TEA was created with trees.

  • @spdutahraptor777
    @spdutahraptor777 4 роки тому +72

    Factorio: **sends waves after waves of hostile aliens to attack the base**
    Spiffin Brit: **uno reverse card**

  • @DasGuntLord01
    @DasGuntLord01 4 роки тому +184

    Marine Expedition to Klendathu (2020 Colourised)
    "THE ONLY GOOD BUG'S A DEAD BUG!"
    Would you like to know more?

    • @Fajoekit
      @Fajoekit 4 роки тому +5

      Kill everything that has more than 2 legs!

    • @TheyCalledMeT
      @TheyCalledMeT 4 роки тому +2

      one of the best war movies i've ever seen

    • @michaelbourque5060
      @michaelbourque5060 4 роки тому

      @@TheyCalledMeT Second only to Battle Los Angeles

  • @defenestrated23
    @defenestrated23 Рік тому +10

    Watching Spiff suboptimally pick items one by one off corpses, instead of mining the whole corpse directly, or ctrl-clicking the whole inventory, is a trip.

  • @aileron9655
    @aileron9655 4 роки тому +413

    Challenge: Find yourself in this entire mess

    • @Farsiratorius
      @Farsiratorius 4 роки тому +7

      u was just a number but valuable one

    • @benives254
      @benives254 4 роки тому +16

      I found myself and now I'm going to start a 21st century hippy commune.
      Bless you random UA-cam commenter.
      Bless you

    • @matthiasedthofer4428
      @matthiasedthofer4428 4 роки тому +3

      Ahhh, I was actually building the base (or tried to) and didn't run around killing biters, I will never find myself

    • @JynxSp0ck
      @JynxSp0ck 4 роки тому +1

      @@matthiasedthofer4428 I ragequit after the power plant griefers and the Norwegian coal invasion...

    • @matthiasedthofer4428
      @matthiasedthofer4428 4 роки тому +1

      @@JynxSp0ck Oh yes, that was super annoying, but honestly, the power pole griefing was even worse

  • @NillaTheNibba
    @NillaTheNibba 4 роки тому +31

    I love how the game runs sooooo good with that many people

  • @N.-1016
    @N.-1016 4 роки тому +58

    The Imperial Guard fighting the Tyranids, circa M42.

  • @villalba874
    @villalba874 4 роки тому +13

    I love the fact there was just one dude making art of all things.

  • @BelviGER
    @BelviGER 4 роки тому +163

    I was one of the guys on fridays and while I barely even managed to join the server it was amazing fun

    • @seanp2035
      @seanp2035 4 роки тому +5

      I some how got on every time

    • @PaulWebsterLincoln
      @PaulWebsterLincoln 4 роки тому +2

      Where was the announcement to join?

    • @dimtuhop
      @dimtuhop 4 роки тому

      @@PaulWebsterLincoln Spiff started a livestream, this whole video is basically the livestream edited down

    • @PaulWebsterLincoln
      @PaulWebsterLincoln 4 роки тому

      ​@@dimtuhop indeed I just wondered how all his followers knew howto join I do follow on twitter maybe just missed it

  • @gilian2587
    @gilian2587 4 роки тому +63

    "When I was saying you lousy insects, I was *NOT* talking about the Norwegians!" -- The Spiffing Brit has mastered the art of diplomacy.

  • @kryskiller666
    @kryskiller666 4 роки тому +194

    Terrans trying to Zerg-rush the Zerg. Only the British would try something like this and somehow manage it.

    • @thundersoul6795
      @thundersoul6795 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah, the UED expedition would've probably succeeded in at the very least wasting Mengsk if their admiral was a brit instead of a frenchman.

    • @makishae9811
      @makishae9811 4 роки тому +4

      I mean if you're on the alien's planet are you the zerg or are they?

    • @kryskiller666
      @kryskiller666 4 роки тому +11

      @@makishae9811 Pretty sure the zerg race is still the zerg race, even if they move to Texas and wear cowboy hats... So yeah.

    • @makishae9811
      @makishae9811 4 роки тому +1

      @@kryskiller666 but maybe you're the zerg to them

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell 4 роки тому +10

      @@makishae9811 In the end the zerg were the friends we made along the way.

  • @Xeo_Aligarde
    @Xeo_Aligarde 3 роки тому +38

    This looks like an open world starcraft mmo that I wished for. I wanna try this someday soon.

    • @jawelneeweedik4980
      @jawelneeweedik4980 Рік тому +2

      Yes. Every time i run out of methane gas all i can hear is 'not enough vespene gas'

  • @napalms5820
    @napalms5820 4 роки тому +169

    Ahh yes.The exploit of being popular and having a crap ton of people do all the work for you. The true British way!

  • @ImpartialKarma
    @ImpartialKarma 4 роки тому +51

    "I'm doing my part!"
    I have a sudden urge to watch Starship Troopers again.

  • @Spoon80085
    @Spoon80085 4 роки тому +284

    I love how a Norwegian oil company is attempting to fight back aliens to take coal.
    That is why I am learning Norwegian

    • @owwsonewingwankersquadron5955
      @owwsonewingwankersquadron5955 4 роки тому +5

      Lykke te

    • @Spoon80085
      @Spoon80085 4 роки тому +1

      @@owwsonewingwankersquadron5955 Takk du, mann.

    • @tor8912
      @tor8912 4 роки тому

      Ikke det letteste språket å lære

    • @Andre-gn4sj
      @Andre-gn4sj 4 роки тому +2

      @@tor8912 hva er det, 2000 dialekter?

    • @tor8912
      @tor8912 4 роки тому

      @@Andre-gn4sj det er en del dialekter, kan man pent si

  • @danieleorlando3297
    @danieleorlando3297 4 роки тому +195

    "Where have all the trees gone?"
    Capitalism

    • @sirellyn
      @sirellyn 4 роки тому +13

      "Where did all forms of life go?"
      Communism

    • @warlerker
      @warlerker 3 роки тому +2

      Capitalism is killing trees?
      could of sworn that was a need for infrastructure but ok.

    • @renlevy411
      @renlevy411 3 роки тому +3

      @@sirellyn "Communism is when Capitalism do bad thing." Liberals be like

    • @sirellyn
      @sirellyn 3 роки тому +1

      @@renlevy411 No, communism is like when utter fools use any ideology with their core roots based with Hegel, and deny objective reality.

  • @5Andysalive
    @5Andysalive 4 роки тому +112

    14:00 little did he know that meanwhile most Norwegians were down south dismantling everything.
    Generally the edit makes it look a LOT more organised than it really was.

  • @CorenusYT
    @CorenusYT 4 роки тому +94

    random factorio veteran player : "optimisation is based on machines!"
    The Spiffing Brit : "The quantity [of humans] is an optimisation all its own"
    random techpriest : *reeeeeeeeee*
    both Administratum and Imperial Guard : *perfection*

    • @kastillopan
      @kastillopan 3 роки тому

      I'm not the best on this, but isn't it "optimization" ?

    • @variableaxis9652
      @variableaxis9652 3 роки тому

      @@kastillopan some countries use s, and some use z

  • @The-Apothekari
    @The-Apothekari 4 роки тому +27

    7:15 spiff is officially a commissar, the emperor would be proud

  • @forcom5
    @forcom5 4 роки тому +31

    "Quantity has a quality all its own."
    - Papa Stalin

  • @Wockes
    @Wockes 4 роки тому +212

    There is always that one guy ruining it for everyone

    • @UpsideDownEye
      @UpsideDownEye 4 роки тому +4

      Wockes I’m that guy

    • @Commissar1001
      @Commissar1001 4 роки тому

      Being real i'd be that guy as well js

    • @johnsigma46
      @johnsigma46 4 роки тому +1

      @@Commissar1001 the person above the person above me is a griefer

  • @Kold-Kanadian
    @Kold-Kanadian 4 роки тому +64

    i thought you were playing factorio, this is just starcraft gameplay

  • @NoxCodex
    @NoxCodex 4 роки тому +64

    The spiffing brit: insults the Norwegian people as he eats the prised norwgian fish

  • @Captain.Mystic
    @Captain.Mystic 4 роки тому +19

    "Thats all we have to do"
    Im looking at my 500 hour save file and this phrase is the equivalent of saying you only have 3 problems to solve but all 3 problems have sub problems a) to zxe)

  • @AliceLycoris
    @AliceLycoris 4 роки тому +50

    We broke so many servers I can't even remember which world this was

  • @halosreaper1
    @halosreaper1 Рік тому +4

    I feel like having 500 players in ANY game is going to be broken as hell. Although gotta say respect for the devs more than 100 players and barely any lag? Impressive!

  • @PershingDragoon
    @PershingDragoon 4 роки тому +89

    Norwegians just b-lining for the oil.

    • @Ghally
      @Ghally 4 роки тому +8

      Just like real life

  • @PolishNomad95
    @PolishNomad95 4 роки тому +9

    On this episode of Spiffing Brit, Spiff accidentally becomes the Tyranid Hivemind

  • @Hickabooboo
    @Hickabooboo 4 роки тому +40

    Klonan, the man, the myth, the legend, the troll dev

    • @Mgis90
      @Mgis90 4 роки тому

      So he wanted to remove trees in area but why this was bad for the server at that moment? and also Spiff horribly says Colan or smth...

    • @AntonErgo
      @AntonErgo 4 роки тому +4

      @@Mgis90 He explained in the discord that he removed biter spawners, some were on islands, causing biters to spawn and pathfind a way towards some spawners on the mainland, and RAM overloaded due to pathing taking too much ressources.

    • @iaconnelly
      @iaconnelly 4 роки тому +1

      What kind of coder writes tree as a variable when it was representing a spawner smh lol

    • @phutureproof
      @phutureproof 4 роки тому +3

      @@iaconnelly the kind that makes incredibly good games!

  • @stephaniewallace3220
    @stephaniewallace3220 4 роки тому +8

    I want this to be a series. I loved this.

  • @MrATN800
    @MrATN800 4 роки тому +94

    So this warfare is pretty much Imperial Guard 101
    Drown them in bodies

    • @ndt_dynamite2247
      @ndt_dynamite2247 4 роки тому +14

      If they do not drown in bullets, they will surely drown in our blood, and the blood of their comrades!
      *PURGE THE HERETICS!!!*

    • @bubbasbigblast8563
      @bubbasbigblast8563 4 роки тому +10

      The Imperial Guard actually get decent equipment and have high standards of training; these poor bastards are the PDF sent to die until the Guard can actually arrive.

    • @GLevario12
      @GLevario12 4 роки тому +1

      @@bubbasbigblast8563 Nah its more like the Penal Legions. Lasguns? Nah we ran out just charge them with a pick axe.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 роки тому +2

      Memes: oh, IG and PDF are just throwing men forward and winning by drowning enemy in sheer amount of bodies.
      Orks and Tyranids: what?0_o
      IG that literary has highest number of MBTs, APCs, IFVs, SPGs and MRLSs in Imperium: what?0_o
      PDF that controls nuclear arsenal of their homeworld: what?0_o

    • @Hawk_of_Battle
      @Hawk_of_Battle 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah the IG are far more organised than this. I mean these guys didn't even deploy a single tank!

  • @knife_wizard
    @knife_wizard 3 роки тому +2

    So trying to re-watch this video while playing Dyson Sphere Program was a mistake. The terrifying beeping when you sabotaged the Norwegians compounded with the fact that DSP is supposed to be peaceful nearly made me have a heart attack.

  • @Narcosyn
    @Narcosyn 4 роки тому +103

    I will be severely disappointed if the milkless tea debacle isn't in here.

    • @ripster7
      @ripster7 4 роки тому +9

      Guess who's severely disappointed

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 4 роки тому +4

      @@thespiffingbrit spiff you need to release that part with appropriate images

    • @skerdi51
      @skerdi51 4 роки тому

      @@thespiffingbrit where do tou stream?

    • @skerdi51
      @skerdi51 4 роки тому

      @@jmurray1110 where does he stream, pls respond

    • @jmurray1110
      @jmurray1110 4 роки тому

      @@skerdi51 i saw he stream her for those too but i dont have a clue i didin't even know he did

  • @grindFish
    @grindFish 2 роки тому +8

    "eat the fish and punch the aliens" is t-shirt worthy

  • @1un4cy
    @1un4cy 4 роки тому +17

    Who needs automation when you can just have every player make like 10 science.

  • @kurtmueller2089
    @kurtmueller2089 4 роки тому +28

    "Why organized civilizations are superior to even the best lone wolf"-The movie.

    • @michaelbourque5060
      @michaelbourque5060 4 роки тому

      Machiko Noguchi would have turned the bugs against themselves and then nuked the whole planet from orbit. Seriously, the AVP books, even the comics, are better than those crap movies we got.

    • @kurtmueller2089
      @kurtmueller2089 4 роки тому

      @@michaelbourque5060 I have no idea what you are talking about, sorry.

    • @michaelbourque5060
      @michaelbourque5060 4 роки тому

      @@kurtmueller2089 Talking about the most badass lone wolf I know of from the Aliens Versus Predator books, which are totally different from those shite movies, she pretty much soloed a full blown Xeno and Predator assault on a small town alien ranch world, did such an impressive job she earned a place with the Predators and even joined them in capturing a Xeno queen from a bug world, then dealt with more Xeno and Predator crap when they decided to hunt humans, then fought an entire cyborg Xeno army that had guns on this rich dudes clone facility hunting world and got the Predators to become allies. Rambo and Lara Croft can both suck it.

  • @panzervpl9406
    @panzervpl9406 2 роки тому +10

    when the only broken thing in a game is the amount of people you can bring onto the server

  • @Snoogen11
    @Snoogen11 4 роки тому +9

    "Your entire regiment is is surrounded by biters."
    "Air support is inbound."
    "They are air dropping bayonets!"

  • @darter9000
    @darter9000 4 роки тому +33

    How to speed run Factorio up the tech tree.
    How about we kill everything in sight instead?

    • @1Maklak
      @1Maklak 4 роки тому +1

      To be fair, that's how my games often go: I kill all the bugs in a large section of the map and wall it off. In multiplayer, newbies make a ton of disgusting spaghetti and rather than try to figure it out, I just grab a tank (or preferably an aircraft from mods) and go hunting.

  • @allanjeffries6937
    @allanjeffries6937 4 роки тому +8

    of course the heavily under-equipped infantry is known as 'The Red Army'

    • @michaelbourque5060
      @michaelbourque5060 4 роки тому

      This is even better if you replace Brit "red coats" with Star Trek "red shirts", ngl

  • @Gesteppie
    @Gesteppie 4 роки тому +6

    It's kind of hilarious how well this game works for having 500+ people on it xD

  • @PSkullKidDnazen
    @PSkullKidDnazen 4 роки тому +1

    Idea for a factorio (possibly mp friendly) challenge: get some weapon and op biter mods and make a heavily armed stronghold before cranking biters to maximum level and enraging them, goal is to survive the endless biter swarm without expanding your base or destroying biter nests for at least an hour or until you launch your first rocket (orbital cannon mod recomended for extra post challenge fun)

  • @tadferd4340
    @tadferd4340 4 роки тому +5

    It's fine! We have reserves!
    The central production should have started mass producing weaponry and made a weapon depot.

  • @scooterdescooter4018
    @scooterdescooter4018 2 роки тому +8

    i like to think this is how 40k Orks get off planet.

  • @PanRokador
    @PanRokador 4 роки тому +11

    15:21
    F for that engineer.

    • @jokangpua2152
      @jokangpua2152 4 роки тому

      if Spiff showed the YT chat - the number for 'F' and 0w0 flood, oh and that anime flood call. oh.......

  • @xRandomSarahx
    @xRandomSarahx 4 роки тому +14

    "I wasn't referring to the Norwegians. Or maybe I was." 😂

  • @Jank0vyPL
    @Jank0vyPL 4 роки тому +35

    2 memes from this speedrun:
    -Teddy14
    -say NOK

    • @Helperbot-2000
      @Helperbot-2000 4 роки тому +1

      what NOK? norwegian crowns? (norwegian currency)

  • @SneedRemembrancer
    @SneedRemembrancer 4 роки тому +1

    gotta give this game massive props for being able to handle this

  • @zenopssmdk
    @zenopssmdk 4 роки тому +5

    It's my birthday today and I'm Canadian, so seeing some good old fashion imperialism does my soul justest! That and my cup of tea.

  • @-yttrium-1187
    @-yttrium-1187 4 роки тому +1

    Just how amazing are those devs that 500 people can join a single server

  • @fgregerfeaxcwfeffece
    @fgregerfeaxcwfeffece 4 роки тому +4

    The bad news is, the Zap Brannigan maneuver only seems to partially successful due to a lack of discipline in your troop.
    The good news is you still won.

  • @Kairat_Tech
    @Kairat_Tech 3 роки тому +13

    Playing, commenting, making jokes. This channel is epic.

  • @Kokuyous3ki
    @Kokuyous3ki 2 роки тому +10

    This just shows that a Factorio MMO would actually work? :)

  • @Snoogen11
    @Snoogen11 3 роки тому +2

    Swarm of aliens: "Who are you?!
    Swarm of players: "We're you... but better."

  • @jaspercadwallader7459
    @jaspercadwallader7459 4 роки тому +38

    I love that i downloaded the game just to join that stream

    • @vladdietheladdie7345
      @vladdietheladdie7345 4 роки тому

      Was it free?

    • @Holm_GG
      @Holm_GG 4 роки тому +2

      @@vladdietheladdie7345 20 eur or 20 dollar

    • @vladdietheladdie7345
      @vladdietheladdie7345 4 роки тому

      @@Holm_GG ok

    • @MegaCakeFan
      @MegaCakeFan 4 роки тому +4

      @@vladdietheladdie7345 worth it if like logistical games

    • @vladdietheladdie7345
      @vladdietheladdie7345 4 роки тому +5

      I like Total War Games, Cities Skylines, Starcraft and Prison Architect. Would Factorio be good for me?

  • @sniekerd
    @sniekerd 4 роки тому +1

    HOW WAS THIS ALL CONDUCTED??? This I need!

  • @Hanfgurkenhasser
    @Hanfgurkenhasser 2 роки тому +9

    2:15 This is so much like someone stirring up an ant colony with dudes walking all over the place. :D
    Also you must be a Zen master because the *constant* alarm beep fill me with both anxiety and rage.

  • @LordWhirlin
    @LordWhirlin 4 роки тому

    I love that Klonan was involved in this (one of the devs) And the Tea in the Flora...
    Love that they were so in on that.

  • @cys-slayga
    @cys-slayga 4 роки тому +16

    i dont need sleep i need more factorio

  • @Silvertarian
    @Silvertarian 9 місяців тому

    This game could be so much more than it is and deserves so much more attention.

  • @melopiccity
    @melopiccity 4 роки тому +4

    Realm of the mad god has taken quite a strange turn.

  • @didiwin78
    @didiwin78 3 роки тому +1

    i would absolutely watch a whole series of this

  • @djgardawubz1278
    @djgardawubz1278 4 роки тому +5

    why is Brit such a good tactical commander. its astonishing
    Coffee

    • @5Andysalive
      @5Andysalive 4 роки тому +1

      Because of editing, really.

  • @GamerSapss
    @GamerSapss 4 роки тому +41

    "Don't worry it's taxation, I 100% didn't just steal all of that"
    I mean it's not too far away from our taxes, but you know

    • @austinblackburn8095
      @austinblackburn8095 4 роки тому

      According to many americans you have the perfect tax system with the perfect amount of goverment control so count yourself lucky.

    • @GamerSapss
      @GamerSapss 4 роки тому

      @@austinblackburn8095 my comment just mostly refered to how our taxes are extremely high comparatively to most countries, I personally actually do like how we are handling most of it here
      and then there are the toll stations

    • @punktum87
      @punktum87 4 роки тому

      @@GamerSapss It's like "you can t tax me 30% np, but fuck you for making be having to pay to drive on this road!!!" :P

    • @wellshit9489
      @wellshit9489 3 роки тому

      @@GamerSapss high taxes? How come America doesnt have universal healthcare yet?
      Oh right, military.

  • @PhilTruthborne
    @PhilTruthborne 4 роки тому +6

    When you're out of units so you just send all your SCVs towards the enemy

    • @chaosmastermind
      @chaosmastermind 2 роки тому +1

      It's absolutely hilarious when it actually works.

  • @posterus4413
    @posterus4413 4 роки тому +1

    I think your army was less British Redcoats and more Russian Conscripts. Great video though. I would definitely be interested in seeing more of this.

  • @christophercain7343
    @christophercain7343 4 роки тому +3

    I haven’t laughed so hard at a video in a long time. Please do more factorio, I love it

  • @darksinthe
    @darksinthe 4 роки тому

    most impressive thing to me is how well the game handles this; no crashing, no visible lag, like.... whaaaat? this programming deserves a fucking medal