The Dirtiest Computers That Ever Lived Compilation
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- Опубліковано 9 чер 2024
- A compilation of the dirtiest, dustiest, most swamp gooch infested computers that I've ever had the pleasure of working on in my computer repair shop. Enjoy!
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"neither pubes nor dust, nor skeet nor hair shall keep the greatest technician that's ever lived from doing repair"
-The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived
YOU HAVE MY PROFILE PICTURE WTF
@@DewyDawg technically, I own this art sooo you stole my pfp
GOODNESS
@@DoomMarine64Blud I just went to google and searched up Doomslayer art
@@DewyDawg I literally made that art and released it on social media BLUD
The Greatest Advocate of Computer Hygiene That's Ever Lived
The greatest laptop that's ever lived
Up you go
hey that's offending
Yes
I don't even care about computer stuff anymore. I just come for the vibes and humor.
Same tbh
*you mean "pubes and tumour" because that's all he gets after handling those biohazard laptops
@@SalemTechspertsSo you like your own humour sense? But you know what, self loving is the best thing one can do. ☺️☺️
@@SalemTechspertsBro, your voice is awesome af, don't know if that's your actual voice or you're using some sort of voice synthesizer but I could listen to you all day.
@@SalemTechsperts your videos are very funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact that people have their computers in these conditions...you will never be out of a job.
But he will run out of filters for the gas mask he needs to use.
No chance to RETIRE even If u will be over89 years of age...
Right, I personally, open up my laptop and ps4 every once a while to clean and keep them running smooth, is an easy thing to do, idk how people let their electronics get to this level of nasty
Yeah, also many laptops have boards that are difficult to clean properly.
@@Kazuma1478 the average Joe can't and don't have the balls to do it
That battery needed a new computer
And a new owner.
😂😂😂
As an IT Student I thought I was going to watch The Greatest Technician that ever lived doing his magic... turns out it was a horror show of the Lint pube monster.
I was so insulted by the toothbrush cobweb joke I paused the video and brushed my teeth.
My videos are the best motivation for computer and self hygiene
"Killing Lupe in the process" It's the most funny moment i ever seen.
I wish he lived to read this comment
@@SalemTechspertshe got put on a t shirt
Andy is gonna be the next patient zero breathing in all that swamp gooch.
How do you think I got my skills?
@@SalemTechspertsby massaging with your tiny raccoon like fingers
how long is the incubation time?@@SalemTechsperts
@@SalemTechspertsCompute-pube induced transformation, so now you are a hero called spid-, excuse me, "computer-pube-man"!
The hero origin story of the greatest technician that's ever lived. Was once bitten by a radioactive contaminated laptop from a nuclear power plant. How do you think he got those tiny racoon like fingers? Also he's immune to swamp gooch for life now. lol
Someone call Marvel for a new blockbuster!
The word of the year goes to "Macbookkaked"
Wow, this dude's shop should be a biohazard with these computers.
I worked in a computer shop and I have seen cockroaches living inside the case, still alive
That computer needs a shave goddamn
They grow up so fast 🥹
Man he truly is “The Greatest Technician That’s Ever Lived” I’ve shown his channel to all my friends, even the ones who don’t like tech and they find you hilarious. Keep on making great content we love your channel!
When the dog has to move from living in your laptop, to living in the walls 💀
Salem Techsperts: Roasting you, you're hygiene, your computer's hygiene, you're computer's manufacturer, your extended family, and your taste in cars since 1296.
“This Lenovo yoga” and it looks like the user did yoga on the laptop💀
I've already watched most (if not all) of these shorts, but they were still as funny and entertaining as they were the first time. Truly the Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived.
I really love how every short has its own theme. From Malboro to Alien Spaceship. Keep the creativity up !
computers get filled with dust so often it's surprising when you see a repair without cleaning needed
Having watched all of these in shorts and now still able to watch this all over again without skipping a sec. My life is The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived's now
❤️
Every laptop deserves an owner but not every owner deserves a laptop
I am looking forward to my laptop having to be cleaned by a repairman in a few years. The poor guy is going to have to channel his inner "Greatest Technician That Has Ever Lived" to get out.
"use your laptop on a bed and your GPU will soon be dead" had me laughing 😅😂
That "Killing Lupe in the process" always make me laugh
“No Lupes were harmed in the making of this video”
@@guaiqueritech lol
You're laughing. Lupe's dead, and you're laughing!
Yall americans need a federal funded nation-wide seminar on pc cleanliness. My pc doesnt have 1/100th of this hair and i have a cat, dog, 2 betta and 17 goldfishes. Gat damn! Thank u TGTTEL!!!
Those 17 goldfishes really do be a large cleaning factor
@@smallbutdeadly931, who knows, where the water for the liquid cooling comes from?
@@halphantom2274 That sounds like an Art Deco cooling installation...
No hair. But what about some scales
Truly greatest computer janitorial expert that’s ever lived
"the customer mentioned they had a dog. they did not mention the dog lives inside the laptop" lol
That was disgusting. You sir have earned a subscription
I found your channel from various Facebook short videos! Love your content and can totally relate!
The Greatest Technician Thats Ever Lived has dusted out more alien spaceships from the planet of Lint than anyone has ever found proof of living Aliens
After my first tower tanked because it was small, compact and completely opaque- I have only bought massive cases with clear sides going forward. I like to see the accumulation of gooch.
Bro 845k subs .
I remeber watching your shorts when it was 57k
Man can't wait for 1 million crazy stuff
I have to give you kudos for having such a sense of humor whereas I would've been horrified. And I used to work in IT for years!
It’s how I deal with being burned out
Wont lie youre so entertaining to watch and ur stuff is actually useful too!! Definitely cant wait for more vids :p
Amazing compilation,thank you!
*The greatest technician that's ever lived* makes my day, Salem.
Hey, Just wanted to say thanks for having an Amazon Affiliate store thing
as I've been trying to find a fucking half decent air duster.
I've been doing work on my own computers for a long while and have built
computers for others before, as mad as it may seem despite seeing the biohazards contained within
your videos they've gotten me to start working in my local area on computer repair.
Fixed up an Old Toshiba with a new 2.5" SSD and some more Ram, I miss how those old laptops
were built man. Removed Norton and other Bloatware that a "Previous repair man" had installed which
made me feel a lot less bad about my skills.
Also your Free advice link is funny, love it.
I actually might buy one of the listings there, considering the downright shady listings here locally.
been waiting for my free weekly roast thank you The greatest technician that’s ever lived
I love the videos. You're an inspiration.
I've seen these all and now I'm gonna watch em again. My life is rich and full of color.
Preemptively congratulating you on 1M now, you deserve it dude :)
Im proud to say I’ve watched all of these videos. Side note, why not use a vacuum to help clean out some of the ball dust?
I use a handheld vac for the removed heatsink if the gooch is loose enough, but if it's sticky and won't come off I need to take it outside and blow it out.
@@SalemTechspertswhere the EPA subsequently shows up
Man I love your content you’re awesome
"They did not mention the dog lives inside the laptop" 💀
That Garry joke was so surprising lmao caught me off guard 🤣🤣
Your Videos Are the best 😂🔥🔥
The greatest compilation maker that's ever lived
The fact you left some stardust and space pewbs for the last guy is awesome
I work in tech support and you have no idea how your videos have give. Me a new perspective at my workplace. Now I just be narrating to myself during an otherwise boring day😂😂😂
I love ur content man
"The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived" is the reason I subscribed for you :3
You are not just The Greatest Technician that's ever lived but also The Greatest Comedian in this field
Macbookkaked! That one just about floored me. Thanks for the laugh.
You know you made us happy with this
I just come for "The greatest technician that's ever lived" (and the content ofc but mostly that)
Idk why but this dude is so funny and the roasts are great
Dude that last one. Good lord.
I love your jokes! great channel!!! keep it up!!
Thank you! Will do!
"i document the size of this organism for history's sake" had me wheezing.
Thanks UA-cam algorythms for suggesting your channel.
I never thought computer repairs could be such a meme goldmine XD
Wow this is actually crazy...I love my PC that I built and I literally hand clean the inside, and out once or twice a week when I'm bored
The Greatest Video Compilation That's Ever Been.
I really love your videos please make long videos love from Pakistan
We may require more Compilations...
System and hardware horrors hosted by "The greatest technician that's ever lived" with raccoon fingers
TINY Raccoon-like fingers.
The Greatest Content Creator That's Ever Lived
Yes sir you have a new subscriber👍
"My gloves haven't been this dusty since I was elbow deep in your- GRANDMA always told me"
I've never seen a cut this perfect
All hail the Greatest Technician That's ever lived!🙌🌟
'from a guinea pig to your little brother' Bro is savage to little brothers💀💀💀💀
ur too funny! LOL! but alas, these laptops that you work on, do need their moment to re-shine
I didn't expect the "macbookaked" punchline, had to pause the video to laugh my ass off untill i finally calmed down
I've seen all of these twice now 😊
"Oh God it won't let go" 😂
The GreAteSt techniCiAN tHat EvER love this guy😂😂😂
THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THATS EVER LIVED
That Laptop got dawg in him
I recently clean Acer nitro 5 and your video help me to figure out why it is shut downing automatically
This video has truly shocked me!
The best one is when he put back the lid of the PC, he put it upside down like me when screwing back my laptop and found that I put wrong screws all over the place. This is hilarious yet easily mistaken even on pros, we always doing that without realizing it 🤣🤣🤣
People who just leaves their devices like this says alot about their hygiene. ☠️💀
watching this has made my lungs decide I've inhaled half a desert's worth of dust
Your videos make me want to drive to your shop and drop off my laptop for a cleaning 😅
i love at your youtube channel ❤
THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THAT’S EVER LIVED 🗣️🔥
The funniest technician that's ever lived
OH MY GOD? how is it even possible for computer to get this dirty
I’ve cleaned dirtier, literally spiders nest/infestation with tobacco soot/dust everywhere with it being damp from the garage it was being stored in
Fighting the ghost of emphysema’s past has me rolling
Sir. Just so you know. You singlehandedly made me want to clean my laptop for sole reason for it to *not* be on this compilation.
Then I got scared by a damn cable I have to disconnect to access the fans. Mission failed.
"yo wasabi, its upside down"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😭
Oh god I hope the swamp goch ain't a part of the roast
Thank you for your service
🫡
The greatest technician that’s ever lived
Don't you know it's not good for the dog or the computers for them to live in it
4:31
"There chapters are auto-generated"
"MSI Smoke Alien"
computer technician here. if I open your machine and I get hit with a waft of cigarette or vape dust, you're getting an extra half hour of labour on the invoice.
stop smoking at your damn desks!
I can imagine some of these laptop owners would be angry cuz they were leaving it dirty on purpose, cuz that's the only way i imagine it could get this bad
Bro has all my families toothbrush😭
I love his little racoon hands