The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived Compilation
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- Опубліковано 29 лис 2023
- In honor of reaching 500,000 subscribers, I decided to make a compilation of the greatest (most ridiculous) videos I've made so far so you can binge your brain cells away. These are all long-cuts of my Shorts that only appeared on my Instagram (@AndyTheSalemTechGuy) and TikTok.
Enjoy! - Наука та технологія
Preemptively congratulating you on 500K. You deserve it, especially when you’re *the greatest technician that’s ever lived.*
Thank you!!
@@jaydenleckpa8381 yes
@@SalemTechsperts you still use iphone why not switch to android ios is slowing down plus should i remove the fan on my macbook so to make it quiet
@@AaravBurner286 dude what? no, don't do that.
@@SalemTechsperts I already did it temps are low
As a technician, I’d like to buy and wear a shirt to work that said “the greatest technician that’s ever lived” and I’d be willing to pay around 30 dollars.
This is in the works.
The greatest shirt that's ever lived
@@SalemTechsperts would it ship to India?
@@BhavishComedyno
@@exeticm4k Italy/Belgium? :)
The GREATEST compilation that ever exist.
lived*
that's ever lived*
🤓
I had a friend in highschool with a quasmio. He bought the display model so he got it cheaper. We took it apart to clean out the heatsink but I don't remember if we replaced the thermal paste. Took about an hour and a half, which was good because his parents were coming home shortly after that and he didn't want them knowing that we took it apart to clean it. I don't know why. The power brick was a beast in its own right. It was larger than my shoe and was almost as heavy as the laptop.
This is awesome. Thanks for sharing that!
I can’t say I wouldn’t have done the same thing, but I do get him wanting to keep his parents in the dark about doing the maintenance himself. Parents can get really paranoid about their children working on stuff themselves. Idk whether they’re scared they’ll get hurt, or maybe it’s a money thing
@@muncherofpizza It's almost always a money thing in my experience. People usually aren't afraid of hurting themselves, they are afraid of doing it wrong and making the problem more expensive. At least at this scale
@@muncherofpizzaI could never do any such thing while my parents watch because I will 100% get into a fight with my father who'll claim I don't know what I'm doing - a completely false statement, but he really seems to think so and is rather stubborn.
@@shyper17 parents moment
"Sticky swamp gooch dust"
You truly are the greatest technician that's ever lived.
that's a huge bitch!!
We will always be here to witness THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THAT'S EVER LIVED.
you need to evict those pubes dude🤣🤣
I brought that product into Canada as the product manager for Toshiba Canada. It was originally focused on entertainment and featured HD-DVD drives, built in TV tuners, some with video capture, some with audio and video pass through. I connected my Xbox to it and leveraged the display and speakers. It then evolved into gamer focus. I still have a few pre production samples in my office.
This is amazing. Damn, audio and video pass through? I remember buying a capture card in 2011 to do this with my crappy HP laptop, it was terrible. Would love to see some of those samples!! People love this model. Thank you for sharing!
Man, a laptop with HD-DVD. How I wish I could see that timeline continued instead of broken off
@@muncherofpizzaWasn't Blu-ray better than HD DVD in every single way?
@@MrGamelover23 true, but that didn’t last long either. Maybe HD-DVD drive laptops would’ve been cheaper.
@@MrGamelover23for movies, debatable. A lot of early masters on hd-dvd were using more efficient codecs, and typically better picture quality than Blu-ray. Didnt really change until profile updates finally afforded the same on the latter. For frame of reference the codecs common on hd-dvd were efficient enough to work through the USB 2.0 ports of an xbox 360. Blu-ray needed 3.0 at minimum to avoid dropping more frames than a jail bird drops the soap.
Man, I love your videos. Funny, informative, and REALLY makes me want to get back into working on tech. If only I had the space for it.
Thank you! But believe me I only show you the fun parts. There’s a reason everyone in our industry is miserable 😂
@@SalemTechsperts Haha! Oh I'm sure. I can recall a few repair jobs on handheld consoles that made me want to ragequit and toss the thing down a flight of stairs. OG DS plastic is brittle as hell and I hate triwing strip-happy screws with a bloody passion...
@@SalemTechspertsTHE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THATS EVER LIVER
Well he's the *greatest technician that's ever lived*
@@SalemTechspertsI dare you to show the not fun parts. I'm sure you could make them at least funny with your commentary.
Every time I hear "greatest technician that's ever lived" 1 year is added to my life. Thanks man 👍
he's breathing in scrotum dust again🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who knew that ***THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THAT EVER LIVED*** was a car guy too. I love seeing my hobbies meet up
Checkout the video I did with Rich Rebuilds Hellcat, that was fun
Wearing a Mercedes shirt while driving an Audi? DTM would like to have a word
This man is very talented he's repairing computers while making comedy
Thank you Santino! I enjoy educating and making people laugh 🙂
@@SalemTechspertsI have to agree with Santino, you do make educational videos whilst being funny
2:56 even the moon shut down
2:51
Congrats on 500k man. You deserve it. And you'll always be the greatest technician that ever lived
8K tentacle pokemon? That's one crazy monster.
Congrats on the greatest half a million subscribers that ever lived.
with my tiny racoon like fingers🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I recently bought a brand new laptop for the first time (ive had others but all hand me downs) and your videos and comment sections have been making future maintenance feel a lot more approachable! thank you
Your Honor, you are undoubtedly the maestro of technology, the virtuoso of innovation! Your prowess transcends boundaries, and with every mesmerizing video, you ignite a flame of inspiration within me. Your greatness propels me toward the pursuit of becoming the most legendary programmer the world has ever seen.
We're almost at 500k, keep this up and you'll be "The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived" written on the 1M UA-cam gold plaque.
we're at 504k 24 hours later
@@SalemTechsperts
Watched your videos for a long time and just realized I never subscribed. Apologies. Also gz on 600k, and you're already readily approaching 700k 😂
Gz
This compilation is perfect 😂. Thank you
Christmas is here. So glad for this compilation. Thank u
Just want to say love your humor and this compilation had me rollin'. Keep them coming!
Louis Rossmann sent me. Absolutely hilarious, thank you for making me laugh out loud.
this is amazing! i laughed my ass off every one of your videos, you're the best my guy. Keep it up!
I actually like what was said at the end about being grateful for what you have and to do better for yourself if you can
hello, I am a big fan of your channel and your work. You're one of the main reasons I want to become a technician when I get older! Keep up the great work and may you have a happy and successful career and life.
even though I’ve seen these vids more than 5 times I still watch them because they are funny af. Congrats on 500K
I love them ❤
So happy I found this channel!!! Hahahha thank you!!!
Congratulations on half a million…. You have great content with knowledge and comedy. Made me subscribe instantly.
Congratulations on 500k subs! Hoping to see more content in the future
I love edging to THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THATS EVER LIVED while listening to the big rock candy mountain
Wait wat
@@SalemTechsperts don't worry about it
*_What._*
Had one of those "Quasimodo" laptops when they were new. It was a beast, lasted about 5 years.
Finally, something worth 10 miniutes of my life. Congrats of 500k!
Wow. Just find your channel thanks to Louis Rossmann, great stuff! Looks like you've added about 250k subscribers in about a month? That's some explosive growth! Kinda like that weird mole I need to have looked at.
Probably the best part in the video tbh 0:44
You are awesome! Please keep making videos, had some good laughs
I’m literally so happy UA-cam recommended me your channel🤯😇
I NEEDED THIS, THANK YOU SO MUCH
Thank u for this compilation, you rlly are the GREATEST TEHCNICIAN THAT'S EVER LIVED ❤❤
The ending is surprisingly motivating, thanks, *the greatest technician that’s ever lived*
congrats on 500k!
THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THAT EVER LIVED
In the greatest technician that's ever lived we trust. 🙌
9:32 now call Emelia Hartford to twin turbo that V10 PC. 💀
We need 1 hour of this
man we need more of this frrrrrr
Finally, a compilation of THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THAT'S EVER LIVED from THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THAT'S EVER LIVED
Dude just casually roasts his audience.
I always hoped, dreamed, that one day this moment would come, that I would see "The greatest technician that ever lived". Thank you for this moment buddy, after the birth of my 2 sons, this is the greatest moment of my life.
This man is absolutely a legend, damn right you are "the greatest technician thats ever lived", now you deserve 1M subs
Congrats for reaching 500k sub! hope you got to million and even tenth millions soon!
I START BUILDING MY PC LAST MONTH, AND THIS CHANNEL MOTIVATE ME TO BUILD AND MAKE MY DREAM COME TRUE!!! ESPECIALLY THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THATS EVER LIVED
congrats on 500k!
That's a near ten minutes straight of laughing and crying 😂 Thank you! Totally relatable.
Congrats on 500k subscribers!
Thank you!
Oh boi your humor selling me so much…keep it going
I need a Toshiba Quasimodo.
THE LS SWAP COMMENT GOT ME!
Holy shit man I’m losing my mind watching this video. You make me want to start my own shop. Keep up the good work. 😂❤
I used to have one of these things and loved it!
bro went incognito😂
5:16 really makes me laugh 🤣
It happens all the time😭
This is why i subscribed.
I was eating while watching this.
Never had to laugh-choke on food this much in my life! XD
Thanks for doing these videos, man!
That was one hell of a trip!
4:37 That Shabash😂
Love your videos from Pakistan🇵🇰
Simply amazing
these guys' video editor guy is a legend
Me. I'm the video editor guy. And the sound guy. And the social media guy. And the guy that runs the business. I the guy
@@SalemTechsperts then you are a legend :d
This is alll that we've needed
very well put together vid
Great job on 600k, THE GREATEST TECHNICIAN THAT EVER LIVED.
My favorite thing about this channel is "The Greatest technician that's ever lived" lyirc. This is literal perfection."
His roasts are rated e for everyone with the way he's roasting us and himself
I subscribed after I heard "The Greatest Technician That's Ever Lived".
Going full Carlos Sainz in Forza is still the greatest bit in any of your videos.
Lupe just swinging his arms in the background got me real good 😂
RIP in peace upgradeable laptops. You will be missed o7
Such a beast for it's time!
The greatest outro that's ever lived!🙌🌟
Informative and hilarious, just how I like it
3:18 the 200gb at 7,200 rpm got me
The greatest car jokes that ever lived in a tech channel
The entire time I was just dying of laughter with this compilation😂😂😂😂😂
your videos are too god bro, much love from brazil!!! 🎉
I feel that your channel and that "Just Rolled In" (auto repair) channel are like. spiritual brothers.
"8k tentacle po-" 💀
"Just because we can do something doesn't mean we should do it"-Mr. Terrific
There can only be one greatest technician that's ever lived.
Yes I watched all 10 minutes of videos I’ve already seen 😂😂
Holy i remember this laptop, one of my siblings gifted it to me like 10 years ago I think
We might still have it somewhere I can’t believe people still use such antiques
Your channel has been growing faster than GPU prices in 2022 cuz ur ThE gReAtEsT tEcHnIcIaN tHaTs EvEr LiVeD.
THE GREATEST COMPILATION THATS EVER LIVED
Satisfying vids ,THE GREATEST CHANNEL THATS EVER LIVED
0:21 is a banging reference. And no, I wont try this in a small town.
This video ends depression in ten minutes and twenty eight seconds.
Alternative title: The greatest technican that's ever lived roasts you.
i love this dude's humor
About a year and half ago.. I bought 4 of them, and took two of them to rebuild two other from the ground up. And I sold them this year. One sold for $400 the lid was painted lavender color with gold flake in it and the other one sold for $450 I painted the lid on that one pearl white with gold flake and they never had any problems with them. I can say this it was the best job I had done to those laptop. And I watch your video everytime I see them on UA-cam.
I own that Toshiba and it was amazing. I got it on clearance at Best buy for $800.
It came with Vista Premium 32-bit and I upgraded it to Windows 10, put a 500GB SSD and upgraded it to 8GB of Ram.
It lasted a good 10 years
"We have reached greatESTness, I repeat, We have reached greatESTness!"
"Can he run crysis?" Famus last word
Thanks for the laughs =)