Tortuga's Death Scene - Breaking Bad (Season 3, Episode 3)

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  • @tlakuikani4790
    @tlakuikani4790 2 місяці тому +1658

    the bartender was probably going to warn him there were 2 bad guy heading his way, but he remembered he only serves drinks.

    • @Mr.Nobody_97
      @Mr.Nobody_97 Місяць тому +47

      Respect goes a long way

    • @bajorekjon
      @bajorekjon Місяць тому

      He knew not to interfere with Bolsa and the Salamancas. Plus he was being a dick

    • @arguntusmaximus
      @arguntusmaximus Місяць тому +118

      Actually he was discretely warning him that everyone in the bar was after his ass. The first phrases can be interpreted as: "Be careful. This is a bad time. You shouldn't be here".
      Tortuga didn't listen.

    • @GivinGame
      @GivinGame 24 дні тому +12

      He did try to warn him

    • @MonstaMack555
      @MonstaMack555 23 дні тому +2

      The German says to wait here

  • @WhatTheScoots
    @WhatTheScoots 2 місяці тому +3207

    Getting his head removed is a subtle hint that the mafia boss is very angry with Tortuga. Great writing!

  • @FireFist4
    @FireFist4 2 місяці тому +1331

    For those having a hard time to read it, the writing says 'Hola DEA' referring to him snitching on the cartel to the DEA.

    • @kwame8208
      @kwame8208 2 місяці тому +23

      This is what I was looking for lol! Thank you

    • @somerandomassguyontheinter2869
      @somerandomassguyontheinter2869 Місяць тому +68

      as soon as he said “big talker” i knew it was wraps for bro

    • @dimitriosdoulgeris4659
      @dimitriosdoulgeris4659 Місяць тому +20

      Thanks, bro. I couldn't read the word after "HOLA". Now I know.

    • @secondarytrollaccount666
      @secondarytrollaccount666 Місяць тому +16

      ​@@somerandomassguyontheinter2869 your words they flow like a waterfall

    • @Pitabrot
      @Pitabrot Місяць тому +3

      ​@@somerandomassguyontheinter2869 I doubt that philosopho doesn't mean the same in English, therefore it's not necessarily a bad thing in terms of wording

  • @alexshank1414
    @alexshank1414 3 місяці тому +1993

    Being the “Tortoise” he was too slow to get his pistol out.

    • @ParaDox-xb3qw
      @ParaDox-xb3qw 3 місяці тому +16

      That's because the twins grabbed it.

    • @alexshank1414
      @alexshank1414 3 місяці тому +82

      @@ParaDox-xb3qw 🤦🏻‍♂️Jesus. Because he was too slow…Because he’s called the “Tortoise”….Because tortoises are slow. Get it now?

    • @hawk66100
      @hawk66100 3 місяці тому +4

      @@ParaDox-xb3qw Whoosh!

    • @ParaDox-xb3qw
      @ParaDox-xb3qw 3 місяці тому

      @@alexshank1414 lol!!

    • @nekotori7043
      @nekotori7043 3 місяці тому +1

      That's because the twins grabbed it

  • @heehoostockdude2338
    @heehoostockdude2338 2 місяці тому +2167

    The Rock: you cannot kill me or humilliate me in my movies or shows i appear in
    Machete: Go wild with me, Vince

    • @therealsamasima
      @therealsamasima 2 місяці тому +142

      Machete's job is just getting murked every single time lmao

    • @monomono9627
      @monomono9627 2 місяці тому +235

      IIRC Dany stated that he would not play the part of a criminal or villain unless the character was unalived

    • @monomono9627
      @monomono9627 2 місяці тому +20

      Also wasn't The Rock unalived in that DOOM movie from 2005?

    • @davidlane1248
      @davidlane1248 2 місяці тому +229

      ​@@monomono9627 *killed
      Don't be a censorship simp. This isn't tiktok

    • @OrbObserver
      @OrbObserver 2 місяці тому +52

      ​@@monomono9627That was before he got popular enough to demand his character never loses, he was also offed in the scorpion king.

  • @ramsaybolton6405
    @ramsaybolton6405 3 місяці тому +1772

    He should have realized sh*t was about to hit the fan when Bolsa said "Your words flow like a waterfall"

    • @Dilllonm
      @Dilllonm 3 місяці тому +82

      he kinda did but was like naaa no way

    • @nomadaa5984
      @nomadaa5984 3 місяці тому +190

      He did. Could you not tell he was nervous the entire time? All he could do was play along since he wasn’t 100% sure he was caught.

    • @keyboardwarria
      @keyboardwarria 3 місяці тому +101

      he should have realized as soon as bolsa said "I knew i could find you here" or "don't you have something to deliver?"

    • @Indyk12pl
      @Indyk12pl 3 місяці тому +13

      Dude boss of mafia give a present in your birthday when you are in mafia?

    • @DavejrJr-pf2dd
      @DavejrJr-pf2dd 3 місяці тому +10

      why was he killed? was it because he was snitching to the DEA?

  • @kyleblack1206
    @kyleblack1206 3 місяці тому +706

    Soon as he said “I have a present” he knew he was dead

    • @kingofawesomeness5375
      @kingofawesomeness5375 2 місяці тому +7

      Yeah but it's your Jefe, what are you gonna do, say no?

    • @scottl8373
      @scottl8373 2 місяці тому +16

      Yup should have capped the boss when he was walking behind him into the back room and then taken his chances getting out of there

    • @zvecarka
      @zvecarka Місяць тому +20

      If he knew it, he wouldnt even step there 💀

    • @kyleblack1206
      @kyleblack1206 Місяць тому

      @@zvecarka yes he would. Because if he didn’t he’s dead either way. It’s the cartel. You can literally see the look on his face and in his voice. He’s clearly uncomfortable

    • @robdixson196
      @robdixson196 Місяць тому +7

      He was clueless. The boss stroked his ego a bit and instantly had him eating out of his hand. That's why he was boss. The ability to read and manipulate people.

  • @johnye4433
    @johnye4433 3 місяці тому +652

    Tortuga is another original character that will be remembered fondly

  • @caspertoo
    @caspertoo 3 місяці тому +817

    He doesn’t say “for the big talker” he says “for the philosopher”

    • @syrinx114
      @syrinx114 3 місяці тому +54

      Earlier they translate that as “deep thinker.” It seems maybe they are implying that “deep thinker” and “big talker” are somehow related ideas. Or, they intentionally mistranslated it to make the subtitles more interesting than they otherwise would have been, because they didn’t want to reshoot the scene with a new script. Either way, it is a strange choice that they translated the same word in two such different ways.

    • @jrayv
      @jrayv 3 місяці тому +5

      @@syrinx114 Philosopher for the W.

    • @alexanderbarrientos9925
      @alexanderbarrientos9925 2 місяці тому +3

      @@syrinx114he’s talking about the part where Bolsa was writing on the tortoise. Some of the translation in the series is off

    • @HaruTch4303
      @HaruTch4303 2 місяці тому +27

      ​​@@syrinx114no, it's cuz Filosofo has a different meaning in spanish. u use it for someone who's a smartass and talkative, like a "philosopher" the connotation here is sarcastic. kinda hard to translate to english properly without it sounding unnatural

    • @1trueNRG
      @1trueNRG Місяць тому +6

      I think by philosopher he means, essentially, someone who thinks out loud. this is a way to call him a thinker, but the real point is to say you talk/snitch a lot.

  • @deana6072
    @deana6072 2 місяці тому +218

    I love the fact everyone in that bar was in on it.

    • @CaffeinePanda
      @CaffeinePanda 12 днів тому +22

      Not necessarily in on it, they're just not going to risk doing anything about it, especially for a guy they don't care about. It's cartel business, for everyone else "working in the dirt" isn't so bad after all.

    • @martincarrillo8695
      @martincarrillo8695 11 днів тому +1

      Si se involucran estan los hermanos para que recapaciten

    • @ford-wp1yq
      @ford-wp1yq 8 днів тому

      Like the other guy said, if I'm a poor worker from town barely making ends meet, and I jst heard a cartel execution take place, I'm not gonna say anything
      What I gonna do go to the cops? They paid off. Feds? They're family of the cartel!

  • @corey1054
    @corey1054 3 місяці тому +871

    Honestly considering what the Cartel is known for doing to civillians that rat them out to the police, Let alone one of their own members, Tortuga got off easy. Was over in less than a momute.

    • @disciernee
      @disciernee 3 місяці тому +21

      That was because of the old times

    • @clursunny
      @clursunny 3 місяці тому +62

      @@discierneenot at all. Back then they would do just as bad😊

    • @TheGreatestDarn
      @TheGreatestDarn 3 місяці тому +12

      ​@@clursunny
      Indeed.
      Ask Kiki Camarena.

    • @nothosaur
      @nothosaur 3 місяці тому +67

      @@TheGreatestDarn Rights. Kiki was t0rtured over a 30-hour period. They stabbed him in the head with a metal rod and broke his ribs. Tortuga got off easy.

    • @ThurimHammer-op3xd
      @ThurimHammer-op3xd 3 місяці тому +19

      Saw a guy get his arms broken in multiple place with a bat and then two dude holding them by the hands and shaking them like noodles until he passed out from the pain.

  • @sir_tearsheet
    @sir_tearsheet 3 місяці тому +583

    RIP to the tortoise.

    • @youtube.commentator
      @youtube.commentator 3 місяці тому +1

      That wasn't a tortoise, that was a toad

    • @knowwe
      @knowwe 3 місяці тому +29

      Takes "shell shocked" to a whole new level doesn't it

    • @FreedomLovingFox
      @FreedomLovingFox 3 місяці тому +4

      @@youtube.commentatorThe Tortoise was also punished…just being

  • @Drone_PilotSG
    @Drone_PilotSG 3 місяці тому +380

    Machete gets macheted

    • @garnan92
      @garnan92 2 місяці тому +15

      You meant: machete fue macheteado hahaha

    • @gusflores5947
      @gusflores5947 Місяць тому +1

      Brilliant

    • @TeOmekaHawera
      @TeOmekaHawera 5 днів тому

      I was looking for this comnent 😂

  • @IamPinhead
    @IamPinhead 3 місяці тому +297

    Have a feeling he knew Juan Bolsa was there to ice him when he mentioned the birthday gift.

    • @IamPinhead
      @IamPinhead 3 місяці тому +16

      @@TomboyRespector I am very smart and cool, my mom says so

    • @loxism72
      @loxism72 Місяць тому

      ​@@IamPinheadyer maws a dirty mate.

    • @stanpines9011
      @stanpines9011 Місяць тому +15

      Even before that, he was showing subtle signs of suspicion. Or he was at least not 100% comfortable with the boss suddenly showing up.

  • @maxfieldnuckels9075
    @maxfieldnuckels9075 3 місяці тому +273

    Never go in the back room

    • @pappy374
      @pappy374 3 місяці тому +10

      That's what she said.

    • @il400
      @il400 3 місяці тому +3

      but then how will you ever get deals done?

    • @kingkayfabe5358
      @kingkayfabe5358 Місяць тому +4

      Acting like he had a choice. If he would've said no he would've been killed too

  • @imsqeker69420
    @imsqeker69420 27 днів тому +28

    There was so much red flags, the bartender requesting to be cautious when drinking, how Bolsa mentions tortuga being a Talker, forgetting the birthday yet already having a gift prepared in the back.

    • @isabellejoestar2455
      @isabellejoestar2455 9 днів тому +5

      So, weird thing because Breaking Bad kinda translates stuff without accuracy, but he actually says "I missed your birthday last month". So that's why he has his "gift" in the back.

    • @imsqeker69420
      @imsqeker69420 9 днів тому +4

      @@isabellejoestar2455 either way, having the gift prepared in a completely opposite place he came from is a major red flag, and even his mannerisms seem off.

    • @ford-wp1yq
      @ford-wp1yq 8 днів тому +3

      Yeah, when I first watched this not knowing his fate, the bartender didn't raise my suspension. But then with Bolsa saying how he's so talkative, my senses started to go off. I called it that if he followed him he was dead

  • @sotheofdaein
    @sotheofdaein 3 місяці тому +101

    I love how danny trejo is still making memes about this to this day.

    • @d00mg4ze
      @d00mg4ze 2 місяці тому +17

      Apparently its a near and dear trope to his heart that the villain meets a bad end.

    • @Pitabrot
      @Pitabrot Місяць тому +18

      ​@@d00mg4zeword, he doesn't want to glorify crime, that's why U can't see him in any movie with it where he gets away

  • @SheldonAdama17
    @SheldonAdama17 2 місяці тому +123

    Not a good time to lose one’s head.
    That’s not how you get ahead in life.
    He should have been more headstrong.
    He’ll never head up a major organization.

    • @27eadams
      @27eadams Місяць тому

      Ok Austin.

    • @andyinmotion6877
      @andyinmotion6877 Місяць тому +5

      Hold your head high, Champ!

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest Місяць тому +2

      The problem was that he didn't get a heads up.
      That's why he failed to see this coming ahead of time.
      He shouldn't have been so pigheaded to the DEA.
      And it might've helped if he headed to another State or even country after crossing the cartel.
      He didn't keep his head cool enough for that.

    • @keithrobin6566
      @keithrobin6566 Місяць тому +1

      He fell head over heels with ratting out his boss.

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest Місяць тому +1

      @@keithrobin6566 Yup, that's what necked him.

  • @kingofawesomeness5375
    @kingofawesomeness5375 2 місяці тому +44

    I live everything about this scene. The tortoise (the actual animal) is so adorable.
    Danny Trejo doesn't even have to be the best actor in the world, he just has this... aura, that makes me just go "holy crap it's Danny Trejo".

    • @iambuhlockay8007
      @iambuhlockay8007 24 дні тому +4

      It helps that he looks like he could have killed someone in the past.

    • @Naxhus2
      @Naxhus2 20 днів тому +1

      @@iambuhlockay8007 I'm not certain if he has murdered anybody but he absolutely has maimed and seriously injured a couple of people. According to his wiki he glassed a sailor and hit a prison guard with a rock.

  • @Malta-fn9wf
    @Malta-fn9wf Місяць тому +32

    3:58 poor cigar going to waste 😭

  • @jewelhaq7805
    @jewelhaq7805 Місяць тому +26

    Bartender knew it all....

  • @xxhitmanxx6097
    @xxhitmanxx6097 3 місяці тому +147

    The twins are ruthless until lalo comes into the picture. I know this is beforehand tho

    • @GoGetYourShinebox
      @GoGetYourShinebox 2 місяці тому +10

      All Salamancas were ruthless

    • @xxhitmanxx6097
      @xxhitmanxx6097 2 місяці тому +3

      @@GoGetYourShinebox I know that but lalo caused more havoc

    • @GoGetYourShinebox
      @GoGetYourShinebox 2 місяці тому +6

      @@xxhitmanxx6097 From what we saw yeah. The twins were out in Mexico doing their thing, they pretty much took out a whole crew by themselves (and Nacho)

    • @xxhitmanxx6097
      @xxhitmanxx6097 2 місяці тому +3

      @@GoGetYourShinebox yea I remember that part at that big ass shootout

    • @epicfan1598
      @epicfan1598 Місяць тому +1

      Lalo died before BB. Unless that’s what you mean this is “beforehand”

  • @theWn123
    @theWn123 2 місяці тому +14

    I respect the BCS team for not forcing BrBa cameos. But I also kinda wish we got a Tortuga appearance in BCS.

  • @stickerz7948
    @stickerz7948 3 місяці тому +63

    Funny how Machete got killed by a machete

  • @TmacAbz
    @TmacAbz 2 місяці тому +26

    The brothers confirmed in an interview that the beheading was improvised, it just felt right considering Tortuga's DEA connection

  • @scribbles1424
    @scribbles1424 Місяць тому +16

    Wish Tortuga was in more episodes but his role was great. Seems the bartender tried to warn him.

  • @KaranlıkuzaylıHyperman1692
    @KaranlıkuzaylıHyperman1692 2 місяці тому +49

    1:39 Gandalf 😂😂

    • @SmileytheSmile
      @SmileytheSmile 2 місяці тому +3

      Alan Moore

    • @LinkaliciousGames186
      @LinkaliciousGames186 2 місяці тому +4

      Bro has now made it to where I can never look at this scene the same again

    • @Rqblt
      @Rqblt 2 місяці тому

      We would see him again in deadpool

    • @timheyse2058
      @timheyse2058 2 місяці тому +1

      Gandolfo

  • @RamblinManMoto
    @RamblinManMoto 3 місяці тому +37

    I always laugh when the guy is asked why he's in this burro's asshole of a town and he says because I knew I'd find you here. Ha! 1:45

  • @juha2031
    @juha2031 2 місяці тому +24

    The turtle rolled the text just at the right momentbfor the twins to come inside

    • @kingofawesomeness5375
      @kingofawesomeness5375 2 місяці тому +5

      I thought of that, imagine if it stayed put, because animals do that sometimes

  • @danielocsai36
    @danielocsai36 2 місяці тому +35

    This character deserved more screen-time.

    • @Naxhus2
      @Naxhus2 20 днів тому +3

      He did get one more scene after this actually

  • @hawk66100
    @hawk66100 3 місяці тому +436

    Little known fact: Danny Trejo actually consented to having his head removed. The scene with his head on the turtle is his real head. 😂

    • @aymen459
      @aymen459 3 місяці тому +23

      You mean it's a real cut head 💀

    • @JaneDark94
      @JaneDark94 3 місяці тому +60

      Thats why he is an awesome actor. He puts his heart and soul (and his head in this case) into his roles!

    • @alfonshedstrom9859
      @alfonshedstrom9859 3 місяці тому +27

      vrabo bince

    • @juanjesuscejaalvarez7031
      @juanjesuscejaalvarez7031 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@alfonshedstrom9859Actually it's bravo lol

    • @joshblanchard3719
      @joshblanchard3719 3 місяці тому +1

      No CGI right there

  • @MayKelvin0806
    @MayKelvin0806 Місяць тому +16

    3:10 Bro thinks he's Walter White

  • @duckpwnd
    @duckpwnd 23 дні тому +5

    I really liked Juan Bolsa's character and he makes for an interesting contrast compared to the rest of the cartel. He's not unhinged, he doesn't revel in bloodshed, he's not outwardly intimidating, he's just straight business and pragmatism. He would have made a better leader than Don Eladio.

  • @sebastiancarrera8373
    @sebastiancarrera8373 3 місяці тому +30

    Apenas y habla español ese señor machete pero igual esta buena la escena . El siempre dice que lengusta que me den la interpretación del "chico malo " para que vean como terminan siempre y tiene razon .

  • @DerWutendeMetzger
    @DerWutendeMetzger 6 днів тому +2

    To the island of tortuga!

  • @detherocablest7054
    @detherocablest7054 3 місяці тому +13

    I see, he’s called Tortuga because his train of thought is stalled at the station.

  • @kevindannieljuliovillero1026
    @kevindannieljuliovillero1026 3 місяці тому +18

    Lo que se me hace raro es que Bolsa, en Breaking Bad habla un español muy natural, pero en Better Call Saul si se le siente el acento, no lo habla tan bien como en la primera serie

  • @PolPotsPieHole
    @PolPotsPieHole 4 місяці тому +101

    them twins are ruthless.....a lot like my wife

    • @iamgenius3784
      @iamgenius3784 4 місяці тому +6

      ayo

    • @kinghoju
      @kinghoju 3 місяці тому +4

      What a battle axe.

    • @Mali8029
      @Mali8029 3 місяці тому +2

      Except you only get one

    • @nomadaa5984
      @nomadaa5984 3 місяці тому +1

      Um

    • @destroyerofsimps6574
      @destroyerofsimps6574 3 місяці тому +4

      You should have listened to The Godfather Kevin Samuels before marrying her and maybe you would have picked an FBI woman (feminine, beautiful, inspiration) and submissive.

  • @Limb0117
    @Limb0117 Місяць тому +5

    Didnt realize how bad "Machetes" Spanish was.. dang.

  • @lakins-anderson7981
    @lakins-anderson7981 2 місяці тому +7

    When HE catches you…3:51.

  • @BrianBeauchamp
    @BrianBeauchamp 3 місяці тому +26

    That’s a waste of 2 very nice suits. Do you think their employer reimburses for blood stains?

    • @N0URii
      @N0URii Місяць тому

      Theyre rich dumbass wtf

    • @stanpines9011
      @stanpines9011 Місяць тому +4

      Just don't wait too long and wash with cold water, the blood stains will be gone.

  • @erickjason9092
    @erickjason9092 3 місяці тому +4

    I think I have to watch that series in its entirety again.

  • @exev
    @exev 2 місяці тому +2

    Putting his head on a turtle was so clever. Amazing writing. Vlago, Brinks.

  • @zestyraccoon813
    @zestyraccoon813 27 днів тому +1

    "Alright so you fellas wait outside until I paint the word on the tortoise"

  • @remuvs
    @remuvs 10 днів тому +1

    After it all, he was too slow to draw the pistol.

  • @meowskullsgaming
    @meowskullsgaming 7 годин тому

    "I keep thinking I should write a book"
    "Maybe, maybe..."
    lmao

  • @wingedwolfx8004
    @wingedwolfx8004 3 місяці тому +153

    Those of you who don’t know Spanish, you guys are missing the full context of the conversation. The translation is 75% accurate.

    • @jonbon7219
      @jonbon7219 3 місяці тому +1

      si

    • @generalbutterscotch4887
      @generalbutterscotch4887 3 місяці тому +7

      Well? What's the 25% we're missing then?

    • @jonbon7219
      @jonbon7219 3 місяці тому +32

      @@generalbutterscotch4887 taco bell plugs.

    • @shineboxivan
      @shineboxivan 3 місяці тому +31

      I don’t know how they translated “filosofo” using “talker”

    • @Xkaumusic
      @Xkaumusic 3 місяці тому

      In spanish isn't sounds menacing and isn't that obvious he was gonna be murdered, they translated talker with filósofo, should be hablador or boca floja, sounds more like being a rat than filósofo.

  • @micahrutland9021
    @micahrutland9021 3 місяці тому +106

    Ratting on the cartel? He's lucky he got off so easy.

    • @CulannBurke
      @CulannBurke 3 місяці тому +20

      Still brutal though, he lived his last moments in fear and had his head cut off.
      Furthermore, his head led to the deaths of three men.

    • @ThurimHammer-op3xd
      @ThurimHammer-op3xd 3 місяці тому +28

      They usually drugged you up to keep you awake, skin parts of your body, remove others and break bones while filming everything with a crappy cellphone, everything with some music like funky town. It can last for more than half an hour of agony. He got it really easy.

    • @ggoog1845
      @ggoog1845 2 місяці тому +4

      @@ThurimHammer-op3xd source: "trust me bro, i know the cartel and I play cod"

    • @GoGetYourShinebox
      @GoGetYourShinebox 2 місяці тому

      The real cartel prob woulda skinned him alive

    • @20tetsuo77
      @20tetsuo77 2 місяці тому

      @@ggoog1845 reports are all over the internet my guy

  • @SJCstation
    @SJCstation 15 днів тому +1

    Hay dos clases de hombres en este mundo. Los que toman, y los que sirven. Cállate y llena mi copa!

  • @SpaceVENTING
    @SpaceVENTING 2 дні тому

    The scene where they cut his head off was perfect symbolisim of when they cut his head off.

  • @adriannorrman4108
    @adriannorrman4108 3 місяці тому +7

    They knew what they were doing when they offed Dany Trejo with a machete

  • @wunnakyaw76
    @wunnakyaw76 16 днів тому

    They made the first chop seemed pretty real, the way the head moved and the sound. Damm! 😅

  • @owenmajor1314
    @owenmajor1314 11 днів тому

    “You’ve got such a way with words, they flow like a waterfall”
    This guy dropped so many hints throughout this conversation that he was going to kill him lol

  • @jodejehelo1
    @jodejehelo1 5 днів тому +1

    This was Highschool Level acting, set up. 😂

  • @theempireeofficial3935
    @theempireeofficial3935 2 місяці тому +1

    He really was too slow to grasp the gravity of the situation.

  • @SquallRanger
    @SquallRanger 2 місяці тому +3

    After i watched this, i said, "Oh boy, i have to watch this show. Mannn i was right

  • @shingoflow
    @shingoflow 23 дні тому +2

    esos mellizos tienen como 200 trajes o los llevan a una muy buena lavanderia

  • @HanginInSF
    @HanginInSF 2 місяці тому +2

    See that second tequilla didn't hurt him at all 😂

  • @gregobrix
    @gregobrix 3 місяці тому +3

    That scene gave me nightmares, I'm not gonna' lie.

  • @jimhorton2996
    @jimhorton2996 20 днів тому +1

    In a very violent and evil would ad soon as dude stsrted praising me and said he had a gift id run.for the hills !!!

  • @thatmanjay1515
    @thatmanjay1515 24 дні тому

    I just know his soul left his body he heard his present was “back there”

  • @Jezski19
    @Jezski19 Місяць тому

    This was the moment Tortuga became Tortuga

  • @jimhorton2996
    @jimhorton2996 20 днів тому +1

    Damn if anyone had a grudge to kill the tortoise guy it waa thr bartender!!! Dude was outta pocket with his 2 kinds of people story

  • @Arctic921
    @Arctic921 Місяць тому

    Funniest scene of the tortoise and his head blowing up i didn't expect it at all

  • @Dog-man682
    @Dog-man682 2 місяці тому +1

    Tortuga was close to saving himself.

  • @PHN-2024
    @PHN-2024 Місяць тому +2

    How Ironic that Danny Trejo Character in this Show was Killed by a Machete considering that was His Namesake from His Movie.

  • @chris_player2995
    @chris_player2995 10 днів тому

    Tortuga moved slow , just because he didnt have to move for nobody

  • @jamessnedeker4799
    @jamessnedeker4799 10 днів тому

    Biggest sin of Better Call Saul was not bringing back Tortuga.

  • @bobbywhite1645
    @bobbywhite1645 2 місяці тому

    Man oh man that cigar looks sooo damn good

  • @ka-boom2083
    @ka-boom2083 Місяць тому

    Cigar & Mezcal, perfect combination.

  • @detherocablest7054
    @detherocablest7054 3 місяці тому +4

    I see, he’s called Tortuga because his train of thought is stalled at the station.
    Bum should have made for the hills the minute he heard “Words flow like a waterfall”.

    • @kentmorris1831
      @kentmorris1831 Місяць тому +4

      And go where? He knows the boss would not come to this town alone.

    • @detherocablest7054
      @detherocablest7054 Місяць тому

      @@kentmorris1831 I get it, he’s a turtle and he’s not fast. But as Bolsa said, there’s good deaths and there’s being beheaded with a fuckin’ kitchen knife. So he could have atleast tried to go out….Not like a meme.

    • @stanpines9011
      @stanpines9011 Місяць тому

      To be honest, he was pounding shots at the start of the scene so he's most probably pretty drunk already

  • @alexfromboston8303
    @alexfromboston8303 Місяць тому

    The cousins dry cleaning bills must have been prodigious.

  • @Ercankral56
    @Ercankral56 Місяць тому

    This was the coldest scene ever period.

  • @peterwilson1295
    @peterwilson1295 3 місяці тому +5

    That’s a dull machete.

    • @kingofawesomeness5375
      @kingofawesomeness5375 2 місяці тому

      My dumbass was gonna write a speech about how beheadings are never actually done in one swipe like in the movies, and then I realised you're referring to his wit.

  • @Noah-vm7yl
    @Noah-vm7yl 2 дні тому

    At least they didn't kill him slowly.

  • @allsmilesguy
    @allsmilesguy Місяць тому

    It’s crazy how tame this is to what the Cartel actually does to Rats.

  • @mittenil2972
    @mittenil2972 3 місяці тому +29

    MACHETE

    • @hawk66100
      @hawk66100 3 місяці тому +3

      @@mittenil2972 Girl: what is that?
      Machete: My machete…

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 Місяць тому

    Oof, poor tortoise has more pyramiding on his shell than Egypt.

  • @J.Gainez
    @J.Gainez 3 місяці тому +23

    bro was slammin those shots i would've threw up, i hate drinking lol

    • @KaylansDrone
      @KaylansDrone 3 місяці тому +14

      Hot drinks in a hot muggy bar with no air conditioning, i would have thrown up just sitting in there.

    • @komodo420.
      @komodo420. 3 місяці тому

      never mix your drinks too, only drink the same thing

    • @JamesJames-li2wv
      @JamesJames-li2wv 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@komodo420.If you have a weak stomach maybe

    • @DROGOC0P
      @DROGOC0P Місяць тому

      ​@@komodo420.is that even remotely true? I dont drink so I dont know, but it doesnt really make any sense to me

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest Місяць тому

      I rarely drink, but I can drink like a fish and never get hungover or throw up.

  • @lukashrabovsky3516
    @lukashrabovsky3516 3 місяці тому +29

    So he is fired

  • @jessecarter960
    @jessecarter960 2 місяці тому

    This was the moment Flint became tortuga

  • @gabebohannon2077
    @gabebohannon2077 8 днів тому

    At 0:52 is wallet clip is actually a turtle shell. Pretty funny .

  • @bobbiecates6652
    @bobbiecates6652 21 день тому

    That last scream

  • @Serbele
    @Serbele Місяць тому

    No blood no happy

  • @blammers
    @blammers 29 днів тому

    He should have ridden his Rancor there-might have gotten him out of a jam.

  • @georgespalding7640
    @georgespalding7640 2 місяці тому +2

    Most men can't help but brag about what they do. But you should not brag to the DEA what you do.

  • @gregpapuga9288
    @gregpapuga9288 Місяць тому

    Fired with a Lifetime Severance

  • @Forbiddensirenz
    @Forbiddensirenz 2 місяці тому +1

    The fact they killed him with a machete 😭😂

  • @billybatts8283
    @billybatts8283 2 місяці тому +1

    That thumbnail lol

  • @zvecarka
    @zvecarka Місяць тому +1

    Tortuga may be slow, but fastest die

  • @andrewrieger8055
    @andrewrieger8055 3 місяці тому +3

    THAT WILL LEARN YA!

  • @MauroDiaz23
    @MauroDiaz23 6 днів тому

    Nacho with his hands tied was smarter, to free himself, take the gun from his bag and take him hostage and he knew that Tortuga was dying, he could have escaped if he had been smarter.

  • @elchacaldelzanjon310
    @elchacaldelzanjon310 3 місяці тому +1

    Si no kchaste la referencia de Machete , un grande danny trejo

  • @nelliethursday1812
    @nelliethursday1812 Місяць тому

    It also was more realistic because it was more than one chop to be off with his head 😮😮

  • @SmileytheSmile
    @SmileytheSmile 2 місяці тому

    *1:56*
    Alan Moore waiting for his dealer.

  • @iamthinking2252_
    @iamthinking2252_ 19 днів тому

    “For the big talker” sounded like “Par La grand filosopho” (the grand philosopher) (idk Spanish it just sounded like that)

  • @sandrinedefaux3290
    @sandrinedefaux3290 Місяць тому

    I f\/cking love Danny Trejo.
    Too bad Machete isn't a bit longer in the series as one of the main antagonists

  • @chriswelcome8102
    @chriswelcome8102 Місяць тому +1

    Those twins ruined so many nice suits

  • @cashless1980
    @cashless1980 2 місяці тому +1

    Machete killed by a machete

  • @mefaltaoriginalidadxd52
    @mefaltaoriginalidadxd52 Місяць тому +1

    Esta chistoso el español de machete a diferencia de los otros actores en esa escena