"I would ask for 10 trillion more mosquitos if every child disappeared." Well, given the statistics on mosquito-borne diseases, 10 trillion more mosquitos might make the children disappear.
3:15 ayo, Far is the danish word for dad, and Fart is the Danish word for speed, which makes sense, since a dad's run away speed increases a lot, by the second his child is born
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed in his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. He pumps out his Kanye Chest and goes to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it and he Kanye Addressed this Kanye Pest that if he stole anymore Kanye Crest he would get a Kanye Arrest. Then the man Kanye Confessed and gave him some gold from his Kanye treasure Chest. Next he had Kanye blood Test and on his way, got stung by a Kanye wasp Nest. Then there was a man with a gun and he had forgot his Kanye bulletproof Vest he got shot and went into Kanye eternal Rest.
Fun fact: we have tested nukes in space. And that's how we discovered they cause massive EMPs over a very wide area. We don't test them in space anymore but took notes
@@bruh.4992 stop advertising Islam, I know arab or this Islam thing,i know I'm Islam but don't spam bots in a cursing channel, you you should go to the new Christian videos, not emkay
Day 269 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
“I would ask for 10 trillion more mosquitos if every child disappeared” *sobs in introvert because I stay inside but realizes that if I’m spared that I don’t have to interact with other people so victory*
Fun fact: bones are porous, so they soak up moisture, so a common method for telling bones from rock is to put it to your tongue, hence how they figured out that creature tastes like almonds.
Flat earth believer: The edge of the Earth is Antarctica! Me: Ok, then why is security so damn lax? You can literally book a cruise there. Flat earth believer: :| Flat earth believer: >:(
I sware, y'all need to add Phatonsavage on this channel, he'd fit in PERFECTLY. Also, you guys always do a great job: thank you for helping me fight my pessimistic alter ego :)
I just woke up to this video.. The tumbnail almost made me have a heart attack but I managed to grab my sense of reality and realize it was gray with captions and on my phone screen..
1:55 is it weird that I got that same stock photo image with those kids in a school assignment about 2 weeks ago? It was about some social topic I don't remember it that well though.
Sharing drinks without waterfalling is all fun and games until your homie puts their mouth straight over the entre spout of the bottle and hardcore backwashes into it
Wife: I'm pregnant
Dad: Hi pregnant, I'm dad
Wife: No you're not
Holup
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I-
Pfft-
Lol
"There's nothing you can't do!"
*"I'm going to steal the Declaration Of Independance"*
Do it
There's only a glass Case go for it
Venomous Thompson EXACTLY
@@venomsymbiote4887 YEAAA BOI
I mean, how much money you got?
"I would ask for 10 trillion more mosquitos if every child disappeared."
Well, given the statistics on mosquito-borne diseases, 10 trillion more mosquitos might make the children disappear.
He didn't put it the wrong way, he just built a time machine.
Lol
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@@bruh.4992 shut up bot
Ikr I’ve seen like 3 boys on very different videos for pretty much the exact same reason
He got fatter
1:53 “I would ask for 1 trillion more mosquitoes if every child disappeared”
Me who’s allergic to mosquitoes: *visible fear*
Exactly
Me who's a child: adios
Him whos allergic to children:
Me who hates children and mosquitoes: *conflicted*
Should we tell him about abortions?
3:15 ayo, Far is the danish word for dad, and Fart is the Danish word for speed, which makes sense, since a dad's run away speed increases a lot, by the second his child is born
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed in his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. He pumps out his Kanye Chest and goes to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it and he Kanye Addressed this Kanye Pest that if he stole anymore Kanye Crest he would get a Kanye Arrest. Then the man Kanye Confessed and gave him some gold from his Kanye treasure Chest. Next he had Kanye blood Test and on his way, got stung by a Kanye wasp Nest. Then there was a man with a gun and he had forgot his Kanye bulletproof Vest he got shot and went into Kanye eternal Rest.
HOW THE FU-
Me trying to think of more est words to add to this
This is beautiful I'm literally crying there are tears
This is a copypasta but I still love it
what the f-
This makes me happy
Hol up
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W8 the fuck up
Good
Hol uppp
I’ve finally realized what Robins voice reminds me of. Johnny Test’s father 😃
@Hockey Hooligan 💀 yea
Delete. Rn.
@@watergrey4010 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿
👁 👁
Why'd you do this to me
Pretty sure only siblingless people say sister and brother like that.
Some brothers and sisters feel like that. Then again their the weird ones
@hv a goodayshut up
I call my siblings "brother" and "sister"
but, again, I call my mother "mother" and my father "father"
Asians
@@chodend3257 idk man, I'm Asian and I just call my sister by name + same with most if not all the other people with siblings I know
Fun fact: we have tested nukes in space. And that's how we discovered they cause massive EMPs over a very wide area. We don't test them in space anymore but took notes
I love that robin doesn't pretend to find things funny, we always know when he's unamused
“I would trade a million more mosquitos to get rid of all the children on earth.”
Majority of the channel’s subs: *disappears*
Welcome to r/Holup, the subreddit that'll make you say, "hmmm... HEY WAIT A SEC-"
9:08 Considering that's Asuka, I think that scenario is pretty plausible
Imagine saving a guy from drowning or making a guy fail in art class. You'll get one of the highest assists ever
Day one of asking emkay if he’s evil 😈
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Bruh indeed
@@bruh.4992 bruh I know it's a calming video but seriously just dont
Ayo saw ur video! Have fun commenting!
@@bruh.4992 stop advertising Islam, I know arab or this Islam thing,i know I'm Islam but don't spam bots in a cursing channel, you you should go to the new Christian videos, not emkay
7:05 as a sibling to 3 sisters; No, I definitely would say “my sister” in that context rather than call them by name
"I would ask for 10 trillion more mosquitos if all the children would disappear"
Half of emkay's audience: Adios
o_o
Day 269 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Get this man likes
Yes
I’ve said it twice and I’ll say it thrice
“He’s a man of Focus, Commitment and sheer f*cking will”
hah 69
Yes
1:54 you know there is something calls guns right? You could literally buys one that is cheaper than your country's health cares.
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@@bruh.4992 is this supposed to be homophobic?
“I would ask for 10 trillion more mosquitos if every child disappeared”
*sobs in introvert because I stay inside but realizes that if I’m spared that I don’t have to interact with other people so victory*
kids on the internet are pain and you dont have to worry bout mosquitos anyway cus u dont go outside
7:30 In reality, this isn't even a joke. It feels really good.
Holup
o_o
@@SSRBno1297 o_o
All i see when Emkay Posts is Depression to Emkay
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0:43 *Had us in the first half not gonna lie*
2:03 it would also be quite terrifying if they said "I ate my friends, lunch.", it can mean multiple things.
How'd they taste? /j
6:32 I'm sorry but I legitimately thought she was sitting on a log
Fun fact: bones are porous, so they soak up moisture, so a common method for telling bones from rock is to put it to your tongue, hence how they figured out that creature tastes like almonds.
bet there are WAY better methods than that
@@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2 it's the best way to do it out in the field in an environment where you want to avoid dumping out your water.
Reminds me of people shipping me with my sister
@Kris_D its true a lot of people do that
Ex frikin cuse me
@War criminal pickachu Nice story i should share it with my little brothers
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@@kanekilife4885 i won't click cuz i know the new link
1:32 imagine how much different half-life 1 would have been if it had the air vents in picture one
The entirety of this subreddit in a meme:
*They got us in the first half, not gonna lie*
love you upload so often
Plot Twist: The guy was gay, the girl just calls him Sister.
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@@bruh.4992 shut up bot
@@bruh.4992 why you gotta spam
o_o
@@bruh.4992 o_o
What's throbbin' he's Robbin
o_0
Cursed comments
The definition of "r/holup" for emkay is r/TIHI
1:53
I relate to this on a spiritual level because literally dozens of gnats were in my house 2 weeks ago. Those bastards are hard to get rid of.
Are we still talking about children here orrrr...
About the "my sister" thing, i do that too, i always say "my brother" when i mention him to my parents, i never use his name in that situation
8:48 Are you okay Mechagodzilla?
*MechaG's true goal in GvK:* **look for the button*
Emkay is literally my favorite channel!
2:54
Always remember its not gay if its with the homies,
4:09 I speak Chinese and the character on the bottom means bear in Chinese, and yes, I’m really fun at parties
9:15 ACTULLY! Warsaw (Poland) didnt get hit by the Black death because we had to bad a transportation
At least i heard that
The thumbnail was giving step sis vibes lmao. I love your vids keep making them lmao hope you grow more.
1:06 as a Christian I don’t understand Why Adam decided it be best to basically Say hey I’m gonna make sure that in the future we all have Taxes
1:52
As a child myself, I 100% agree with your proposal. I could help.
Emkay more like Bad day, cause that’s me without it
Same
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Bruh
Ya know it
1:54 “I would ask for ten trillion more mosquitoes if every child disappeared.” I can help with that. I'll just need something in return.
Flat earth believer: the earth is flat
Me: ok, then where's the edge of the earth.
Flat earth believer: :|
Also them 5secs later: >:(
But don't you know about the looping effect where you are teleported to the other side of the earth???????
o_o
@@republictrooper5288 o_o
@@shamrock639 they think that when you go to the edge you are teleported to the other end like Pac man.
Flat earth believer: The edge of the Earth is Antarctica!
Me: Ok, then why is security so damn lax? You can literally book a cruise there.
Flat earth believer: :|
Flat earth believer: >:(
9:20 Fulgrim, the Phoenician... that one is even funnier than it seems. Especially if you know who Fulgrim is. Because he absolutely would do that.
6:08
While they may disagree, I fully agree with the statement. It is just like what he looks like, now that David's older
Tasting fossils is a field test to tell what's a fossil and what's just rock.
so 3:45 is just the case of Mr.Hands. Interesting.
*the moment you start to just put in 30 more emkay videos 'cause you are binging since one week and the scrolling starts to hurt*
In the future, there might be new positions that will replace 69
4:21 Ngl they had us in the first half.
I sware, y'all need to add Phatonsavage on this channel, he'd fit in PERFECTLY. Also, you guys always do a great job: thank you for helping me fight my pessimistic alter ego :)
I freaking love that guy-
They can't just add someone to the channel
* Thumbnail litteraly existing *
The Haburgs family history: Our war will be legendary
How long till robin realizes that he makes the jokes unfunny by tearing them apart?
I just realised the "I hate my job" one
2:58
😳📸
everytime I open a emkay video I always think ur gonna say "welcome back to game theories"
6:20 oh ok le me see
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
EmKay: I would get a trillion more mosquitos to get rid of all children
Then: 99% of his subscribers disappear
Emkay its 00:31 let me sleep
i’m at a six hour layover and my flight just got delayed another 2 hours. you guys are keeping my alive rn
I rewinded like 20 times I honestly dont get the god one at 4:04
He is holding a basketball and sees a hoop, so he wants to throw the basketball in the hoop, but doesn't want to throw a basketball at god.
@@HenrikMyrhaug mf dunked on god
Everyone gangsta until emkay start saying some messed up stuff.
1:05 Didn’t god wipe out the entire population of earth twice
And also decided to massacre Egypt with plagues when Moses asked to soften the pharaoh’s heart
Broccoli may taste ok, but it forever will smell horrible.
"I would get 10 trillion mosquitoes if every child disappeared "
Me whose a below the age of 13
Oh no.
This guy just described effects of climate change.
1:57 he’d want 10 trillion mosquitos to take over the world and human extinction. Fair enough
hol up
JOJO PFP?!?!?
FAT GIORNO
Fat
guy : pride month is pain
me : have u used nuke
Hol' Up
1:54- You say that now....
*_Be careful what you wish for..._*
- mosquitos in Africa
0:02 he needs a bra
Lmfao
If every child dissappears, your fan base will cut in half
Hello kiddos! How is everyone today? Have you eaten or drunk water today? Love you so much and I'm so proud of you ^^
Robin just makes my day! Laughing the whole time!
when people switch the meme format i cry
3:23
Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today!
Robin, I’m thirteen without me you’ll lose a viewer and I need memes
11:32
I seriously did not expect to see you here Kaichou
Me to kid.
Im sure no one cares but im first
I agree completely
@@loginyes3745 lmao
@@loginyes3745 same
wait your actually first
@@realsre YESS I AM!
‘Far’ is a word for dad in Swedish, which made it better
2:51
He ironically became more of a hol'up moment than the picture he was talking about
The guy beating gf in halo is the perfect definition of "they had us in the first half not gonna lie"
10:42, hmmm, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT YOU GOT SAVED FROM BEING THROWN INTO HELL?
I just woke up to this video..
The tumbnail almost made me have a heart attack but I managed to grab my sense of reality and realize it was gray with captions and on my phone screen..
That subscribe thingy at 10:56 covering the text should be put in the next r/Mildlyinfuriating
1:55 is it weird that I got that same stock photo image with those kids in a school assignment about 2 weeks ago? It was about some social topic I don't remember it that well though.
1:52 I just love it when they splatter on my windshield
People cook steak but when I show up to the barbecue with my meat I get told to put on some clothes
Sharing drinks without waterfalling is all fun and games until your homie puts their mouth straight over the entre spout of the bottle and hardcore backwashes into it
Wish damian would just get this channel as he is emkay we came here for him these exact videos are all over this god forsaken platform
0:44 The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Just one more EmKay video before I switch tasks.
"i would wish for 10 trillion more mosquitos if it meant every child disappeared"
Oh no, mesa disappearing
Now this, this does put a smile on my face.
1:54 NO MORE MOSQUITOES I just got bit FIVE TIMES in two minutes ... whilst _simply_ sitting in my living room