the one with the jeff bezos bad math stuff actually he could give everybody on earth 23,000 dollars leaving him with absolutly nothing more than 23000 dollars. yeah i don't think that's smart.
Fun fact: The odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740. Poker fiends have a slightly better chance of laying down a straight flush: Try 72,192 to 1. Out of the 7,462 distinct five-card poker hands, you have a 42% chance of getting a single pair though.
"I always say spatulas, I don't know why, I don't know where it came from..." Let me guess, watching a little too much SpongeBob SquarePants during your free time?
14:06 So I'm in my high school band and we put these covers on the instrument where sound comes out and take masks off when playing and put them back on when we aren't. Drummers keep them on the whole time
7:45 If you didnt get this, in the book there is this character called montressor that basically traps some guy named fortunato by chaining him up to a wall and building a brick wall around him and lets him die by suffocation.
Oh yea that short story! silly guy follows another silly guy who promised the other silly guy weed and then died because the other silly guy tied him up and put him in a cage of wall
@@sanjivinsmoke9154 Probably because when you think of communism, you are picturing authoritarianism, which can be mixed with communism, or other things, but generally sucks and ruins what you mix it with.
11:24 that's when you also come prepared with a Class D fire extinguisher. To either defeat the horde of wasps or to extinguish the LiPo fire from the camera's battery getting punctured.
I saw a post on r/IDontWorkHere where a guy (customer) was accused of being an unhelpful employee of the store, and when the Karen got the manager out, he pretended to quit with lots of yelling to make it easier on the store employees.
"i always say spatula and i don't know why" it's probably because you find the pronunciation interesting and/or satisfying. I once learnt the word Quetzalcoatl and that's practically the only word I said for 2 weeks straight
1:19. An addendum to these tips. "Rob that heavily guarded bank. Make a weapon strong enough to kill God himself. Become immortal. The only thing stopping you is you"
0:45 Seen this one in lots of places. People apparently don't know of any historical figure who started out as an art student, failed at it, and switched to politics.
Honestly, I'd be kinda annoyed to just get twenty dollars from a billionaire. Like yeah, i'd take it, but it wouldn't feel much. Better make it a lottery that you don't need to buy tickets for. Every week 1000 people get one hundred thousand dollars or something like that. If you lose, ah well, chances were small anyway. Winning though? Hell ye
Everything at 14:12 pissed me off because as a band member, During covid, Mask were not fun to deal with so I had a moment there because there isn't really a solution expect to put on a regular mask when your done.
Turns out I have a few more days left until school. 9 subreddit suggestions: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing This is my 328th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon!
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the real math: jeff bazos has 185.3 billion. there are 7.8 billion people on this planet. if he gave everyone $23.75, he'd still have $46.8 million. that's right, he could genuinely buy everyone on the planet a decent meal. 1 meal, but still.
14:10 band member here, I’m pretty sure they figured out that instruments don’t really spread disease (at least not saxophones). Brass instruments use “bell covers” which act as masks on the bell of the instrument, but the saxes and clarinets and such don’t have to
14:14 as a quarantine band kid, I can say that’s terrible. The masks we used were multi-layered with holes through opposing sides, except for the percussion who wore regular masks. All the wind instruments also had PPE over the bells (where the air mostly comes out) and we got a bunch of puppy training pads for the brass players to dump their spit on individually so there was no cross-contamination there either
12:39 I don’t like people who say “smoking doesn’t look cool” just because smoking is bad for you doesn’t mean it doesn’t look cool. Smoking can look cool it’s just bad for your health.
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7:19, can someone explain, I've never used an iPhone (Also, I use this thing because it's convenient for me to only need 1 charger for my phone and switch)
Hey! I had the same question, so I went looking. The first sent message is green, and the second one is blue, and THAT'S what's supposed to be funny - messages turn green if they were sent and received through ordinary SMS, but they turn blue if they were both sent and received by iPhones.
for some reason every time I see a youtuber that does not really cover anything on the Beatles; well it explains itself: do something on the Beatles, I freak out for absolutely no reason
That's how you get to Hogwarts in Australia crocodiles. That's my excuse for feeding my relatives to crocodiles. They were wizards and witches... Plus we like to kill those people anyway... At least that's how it is from MY time😊.
Imagine a delicious food that you smoke like a cigarette it's chocolate bread with fruit nuts tea leaves caramel and filled with ice cream you do a combination breathing and drinking it and eating it
"you're _clearly_ an anime girl."
- Jack
@Just Dopeshut mouth bot
@@Baby-zd7wf no lol
Hmmmm
@@Baby-zd7wf tf
@@Baby-zd7wf shut your up
“My name is Jack, the spatula that smiles back”
God tier quote
Ikr
But who said it I wonder
@@thatoneidiotfrijole2753 uhh obviously robin who else would it be…
the one with the jeff bezos bad math stuff actually he could give everybody on earth 23,000 dollars leaving him with absolutly nothing more than 23000 dollars. yeah i don't think that's smart.
I was eating goldfish
“i really don’t understand my brain”
he says using his brain
@Just Dope wow bot
Just a dank brainy dude.
@Just Dope bot
You don't use your brain. You ARE your brain. You don't use yourself lol
"The human brain is the most complex thing in the known universe" -The Human Brain
Before the Beatles became big they were just bugs
Yup
i just found out Ringo Starr was in the beatles but was also one of the UK narrators of the Original Thomas seasons
@Not RickRoll👇 shut 🙂
Imagine someone stepped on them before they could become big
Why the heck are there so many ads here 💀
Jack's Donald Duck impression is a spot on stitch Voice
I was thinking Gollum...
Yess I was tryna figure out what his name was
Where?
@@noeldiazexposito8788 8:32
Fun fact: The odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740.
Poker fiends have a slightly better chance of laying down a straight flush: Try 72,192 to 1. Out of the 7,462 distinct five-card poker hands, you have a 42% chance of getting a single pair though.
Damn I get Royal flushes around 6 times
@@Baby-zd7wf nice virus
Why me? Why my comment?
@@hattrem8525 idk, it was a virus bot, good thing it got removed though, they do that at random
Do you know the chances for royal flush in Texas Hold'em
He trolled them by getting close in the gator suit, then standing up and freaking them the hell out. It’s honestly hilarious
Oh it's a thing? Got a link?
@@wonghy1115 video by WATOP
@@lolop7452 ah ok thanks
I’m not gonna lie, im not a child and I once thought that Jeff Bezos could give everyone a billion dollars…..
and I thought 1 dollar was smaller than 5 cents
@@levihackerman8670 How
Can't he...?
@@crowley2158 the most he can give is around 20 dollars to everyone lol
@@purplecat6578 Idk man...
"I just got rejected from art school"
ah, history is repeating itself
oh god xD
@@Baby-zd7wf Shut up!
@@Baby-zd7wf Wth
@@Fluttersimp what did he say
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Jack saying “balolbollaboobabla” is literally the funniest thing ever
“And I’m a dude”
"I always say spatulas, I don't know why, I don't know where it came from..."
Let me guess, watching a little too much SpongeBob SquarePants during your free time?
Nevers to much sponge bob
@Just Dope ooooo link
Wrong answer, there's never too much SpongeBob
Yeep
i actually thought of this almost exact comment, except ranboo instead of spongebob
14:06 So I'm in my high school band and we put these covers on the instrument where sound comes out and take masks off when playing and put them back on when we aren't. Drummers keep them on the whole time
7:45
If you didnt get this, in the book there is this character called montressor that basically traps some guy named fortunato by chaining him up to a wall and building a brick wall around him and lets him die by suffocation.
I always thought that fortunato just died from starvation.
Oh yea that short story! silly guy follows another silly guy who promised the other silly guy weed and then died because the other silly guy tied him up and put him in a cage of wall
I love how Emkay VAs always point out people’s pfps
And sometimes username
@Ernani Sobrevega Shortly after writing that comment he was shot from behind
The “nearly decapitated by flying turtle” thing perfectly describes the hardmode jungle in Terraria
“Beanbeanmcbeamso Was sent to Ocram’s house by Flying Tortoise.”
Except it's a full decapitation.
Jack's brain is too complicated for him to understand
Brain
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1:07 "My name is Jack, the letterbox that bounces back." :D
Teslamaster I feel bad for your top comment
If we have a class election, I will represent the communist party.
I'm in
Edit: *we
I'll never understand people who still think communism is good for the people
@@sanjivinsmoke9154 Probably because when you think of communism, you are picturing authoritarianism, which can be mixed with communism, or other things, but generally sucks and ruins what you mix it with.
*we
@@NeutroniummAlchemist is there any realistic representation or non authoritarian communism?
4:25 wholesome ending: they remembered their dinosaur lives and danced on their next
12:24 The cops coming back with a K-9: _Hello, Peter._
11:24 that's when you also come prepared with a Class D fire extinguisher. To either defeat the horde of wasps or to extinguish the LiPo fire from the camera's battery getting punctured.
8:50 the fact that jack knows what a scaly is brings up many questions
I saw a post on r/IDontWorkHere where a guy (customer) was accused of being an unhelpful employee of the store, and when the Karen got the manager out, he pretended to quit with lots of yelling to make it easier on the store employees.
Jack has a Donald voice that sounds like stitch.
Lol
True
"i always say spatula and i don't know why"
it's probably because you find the pronunciation interesting and/or satisfying. I once learnt the word Quetzalcoatl and that's practically the only word I said for 2 weeks straight
1:19. An addendum to these tips.
"Rob that heavily guarded bank. Make a weapon strong enough to kill God himself. Become immortal. The only thing stopping you is you"
5:36
*_"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"_*
0:45 Seen this one in lots of places. People apparently don't know of any historical figure who started out as an art student, failed at it, and switched to politics.
My brain is so fucked when I see the Beatles I immediately click it
Sameeeeeee
Bruh same 💀
Relatable.
3:16
That laugh is infectious
1
Chad: opens the zip
2
thx God for giving him 2 inches more
3
Go to UA-cam and watch emkay latest r/Holup
4
Realize that jack did the thing for him
@@Baby-zd7wf Mcfukin scuse me y are you here go to only fans or some shit
@@happykermit7221 that's a bot i am pretty sure
best video ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html
@@Cat_Garfield I dont trust you this link feels odd like its the link of a place that is the rick roll hole
@@backerson5576 Oh ok
9:59 That’s gaslighting? My bestie says this all the time 😭
8:43
*cries in 2 letter name*
Mine is ben
Accidently sleeping 12 hours is better then sleeping 11.
i love how he goes "BPPABBABBOBBAOBABBA" when the word "boob" is on screen
So if I was a government official, I would be an assassin and funeral director. Meanwhile my method of dying is a rose cannon.
8:36 , he's trying to sound like Donald but sounds more like Smiggle/Stitch 😂😂😂😂
gib me plat
on my opinion,he sounds alot like waspinator from tf beast wars
3:52 he is actually a trained professional who is in a suit to take care of the crocodile
He may be a zoophile if what was said is to be believed.
“I know a girl that likes babies and this the same”
WHAT THE FFUUUUU
4:17 literally happened to me. Asked her out, she said yes, she tested positive for covid.
8:01 I’m just gonna put this bop right here so I can come back to it everyday
5:47 spacepeenuts: doesn't recognize person. Simply asks, "Who's this??"
notanyone678: rudely replies, "go educate yourself"
spacepeenuts: "That's what I was trying to do!"
Bezos could give every person on Earth about $20 USD and still have an amount of money. But it is only $20, no additional zeros.
Honestly, I'd be kinda annoyed to just get twenty dollars from a billionaire. Like yeah, i'd take it, but it wouldn't feel much.
Better make it a lottery that you don't need to buy tickets for. Every week 1000 people get one hundred thousand dollars or something like that.
If you lose, ah well, chances were small anyway. Winning though? Hell ye
I love ho he tries so hard to not say “boobs” like
*“RANDOM BULLSH*T GO!”*
5:04
8:10 legitimately made me sad
10:15 I got an ad of just a rickroll, it was 11pm and I jammed out to the whole 3 minutes of it, they even made it skip-able
God the voice jack made while taking about the chad the smart tax the rich persone was godly
Everything at 14:12 pissed me off because as a band member, During covid, Mask were not fun to deal with so I had a moment there because there isn't really a solution expect to put on a regular mask when your done.
Turns out I have a few more days left until school.
9 subreddit suggestions:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
This is my 328th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon!
Long time no see.
Hey, how about you shut your copy and paste message? Not like they'll read it anyway.
I’ve seen this so many times and I seport this
We have the same pfp colour
@@olasola1013 lmao op knows
The beatles were tiny before they become the beatle
You ain't starting to put the thumbnails as stupid meme my dad sends me
No joke my dad sent me that Beatles meme
eee
Someone, take care of Jack, lately he is getting more and more insane.
2:48
it’s been almost 3 years since i’ve seen this image and only a few months ago did i get the joke
Jack:has a stroke reading the melon post
4:51
Oh hey this is still happening, especially on the recent gaming News about World of Warships.
Oof. Apparently i have been getting alot of those
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the real math: jeff bazos has 185.3 billion. there are 7.8 billion people on this planet. if he gave everyone $23.75, he'd still have $46.8 million. that's right, he could genuinely buy everyone on the planet a decent meal. 1 meal, but still.
Fun fact: i fed myself on 18$ for a week. One sandwich per day for 7 days. It was a strange learning experience.
oh I get it! its called the missile toaster because when it drops out of the plug it shoots towards your head like a missile
Gold ham shows up. I'm staring at it wondering who would do that. Two seconds later I'm pausing so I don't miss the next one because I'm laughing.
That intro is indeed true.
14:10 band member here, I’m pretty sure they figured out that instruments don’t really spread disease (at least not saxophones). Brass instruments use “bell covers” which act as masks on the bell of the instrument, but the saxes and clarinets and such don’t have to
3:37
now deez are bots at another level
I would absolutely watch him narrate the entirety of 'up' tho
Still can’t get over how Jack says boob
14:14 as a quarantine band kid, I can say that’s terrible. The masks we used were multi-layered with holes through opposing sides, except for the percussion who wore regular masks. All the wind instruments also had PPE over the bells (where the air mostly comes out) and we got a bunch of puppy training pads for the brass players to dump their spit on individually so there was no cross-contamination there either
5:03 this is beautiful.
Surprised how nobody is talking about how Fernan got infiltrated into English memes
12:09
12:39
I don’t like people who say “smoking doesn’t look cool” just because smoking is bad for you doesn’t mean it doesn’t look cool.
Smoking can look cool it’s just bad for your health.
1:08 okay that's actually genius since teens slamming mailboxes with baseball bats is a real problem in the us
12:52
“Baninga”
“The spatula that smiles back” lmao
The fact Jack knows the difference in furries and scalies , noice. lol
That mock election one got me
Finally, heaven.
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✨helllooooo you delicious spatulas✨
Rip that dude in North Korea who has steam
gotta catch em all ✨maternity✨
"Here we have Kiss, Malong and.. Richard."
1:45
Someone in my class did that during religion and the teacher was like "yeah" and "this man should go in finance"
7:19, can someone explain, I've never used an iPhone
(Also, I use this thing because it's convenient for me to only need 1 charger for my phone and switch)
Hey! I had the same question, so I went looking. The first sent message is green, and the second one is blue, and THAT'S what's supposed to be funny - messages turn green if they were sent and received through ordinary SMS, but they turn blue if they were both sent and received by iPhones.
for some reason every time I see a youtuber that does not really cover anything on the Beatles; well it explains itself: do something on the Beatles, I freak out for absolutely no reason
I don't understand what you said
@@bin8350 Good to know! 👍
9:10 INDEED history is repeating itself
You can't really be Mrs. Incredible if you don't have that Pixar Mom bod.
Holy moly in the first minute
@Not RickRoll👇 you have been the first to comment on so many videos today
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@@Cat_Garfield jokes on you, I'm poor and don't have premium.
4:53 when I realized the first guy was Hungarian I felt so proud
That's how you get to Hogwarts in Australia crocodiles. That's my excuse for feeding my relatives to crocodiles. They were wizards and witches... Plus we like to kill those people anyway... At least that's how it is from MY time😊.
Hold up-
I keep calling my friend jack the snack that bites back
Imagine a delicious food that you smoke like a cigarette it's chocolate bread with fruit nuts tea leaves caramel and filled with ice cream you do a combination breathing and drinking it and eating it
it took me a minute to understand the art school to politics joke and oh my...
13:17 I think he might go marine biologist
9:23 that guy is probably Kimmy himself
10:59 and this is when you start driving the other way
Spatulas.
Because it sounds like that word you haven’t been able to say since the the playground in the 80s
6:24 As a german, I can absolutely relate to this man xD
12:07 Fernanfloo, you truly are internationally known rn
13:52 i had two comments on this, a smart one and a cursed one
thats why you need to look at twitch
he's angry he doesnt get a free subscription
You know you've failed at something big time when a chatbot would point a gun at you for flirting with it.
4:35 lmao I thought that was a picture of gm_bigcity
jack: I don't know why I keep saying spatulas
also jack: *spongebob*
This is my favorite Part 8:23
11:07 as a fellow speedrunner, this is accurate