unpacking every taylor swift conspiracy theory

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  • @michelle7002
    @michelle7002 9 місяців тому +4005

    girlie i need you to do a deep dive into the weird ass conspiracy theories about princess kate rn…it’s getting weird and i think you’d love it!!

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  9 місяців тому +655

      OMG yes

    • @morgantaylor517
      @morgantaylor517 9 місяців тому +62

      Poor Princess Catherine. She's fine, not being held hostage. We don't need proof of life, getting livid about how she's getting treated.

    • @YanDaBean
      @YanDaBean 9 місяців тому

      ​@@morgantaylor517the only thing that is gonna come out fine is dat asss😂

    • @xfreja
      @xfreja 9 місяців тому +13

      bruh she’s fine

    • @molly-katebritton9414
      @molly-katebritton9414 9 місяців тому +136

      We need to leave it alone. We k ow what's happening and the Palace have been very open about it. She's had a botched BBL and she's taking photoshop classes until she can wear jeans again.

  • @lthecatt9667
    @lthecatt9667 9 місяців тому +2672

    It says a lot that over 20% is just a disclaimer not offending the Swifties. A certain part of the fanbase is WILD

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  9 місяців тому +342

      protect me from the swifties

    • @sammanthaafreyy
      @sammanthaafreyy 9 місяців тому +103

      theres a large section of the swifties that are so ungodly unhinged they need therapy😂

    • @Dani-vu7em
      @Dani-vu7em 9 місяців тому +39

      I basically said the same thing 😂 like love her music, afraid to be associated with lots of her fanbase lol

    • @walkingtheline1729
      @walkingtheline1729 9 місяців тому +28

      Dude im a swiftie and there is part of the fan base that i absolutely hate

    • @ramalam98
      @ramalam98 9 місяців тому +2

      I came here to leave this exact comment lmao

  • @starkkissed
    @starkkissed 9 місяців тому +2145

    you should do a swiftie iceberg like, from casual enjoyers to genuine fans to the most batshit insane people who deserve their internet access revoked

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  9 місяців тому +235

      omg yes

    • @dakotalee6990
      @dakotalee6990 9 місяців тому +140

      As a Swiftie, 100% yes! Some of these people aren’t just unhinged, I don’t think they ever had hinges.

    • @xoxogossipgoat21
      @xoxogossipgoat21 9 місяців тому +17

      @@dakotalee6990 wow hingeless - an interesting development

    • @passivelyobsessive5460
      @passivelyobsessive5460 9 місяців тому +3

      based on the intro/disclaimer involved in this video alone, ehhhhhh...... 😬

    • @thevioletpsych
      @thevioletpsych 9 місяців тому +3

      yes!! i consider myself a swiftie but every time i tell someone that it has to come with a disclaimer like “not THAT kind of swiftie”

  • @zunairaaffan3964
    @zunairaaffan3964 9 місяців тому +1065

    the absolute fear carley has of swifties is so hilarious like she looks genuinely scared

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  9 місяців тому +143

      oh i truly fear them

    • @Blossom_Screen
      @Blossom_Screen 9 місяців тому +37

      I’m mean some Swifties do literally Doxx and stalk people so they’re genuinely scary

    • @ClairaGavins-dx4ji
      @ClairaGavins-dx4ji 9 місяців тому +17

      @@Blossom_Screendoxing is not exclusive to swifties 😂 I feel like every fandom has crazies like that

    • @Aleee89
      @Aleee89 9 місяців тому +15

      @@ClairaGavins-dx4ji yeah but Swifties are a much much larger fandom than any other, so statiscally we have more unhinged weirdos than other fandoms

    • @chilibeer3912
      @chilibeer3912 5 місяців тому

      Warranted

  • @софапевченко
    @софапевченко 9 місяців тому +755

    you’re so brave for starting beef with Swifties RIGHT AFTER dropping your exact location and time you’ll be there

    • @clobeeb
      @clobeeb 9 місяців тому +56

      Don’t say this omg I think you’ll actually scare her 😭😭

  • @mono9451
    @mono9451 9 місяців тому +1887

    taylor's better than me because if i were her i would contribute to the wildest rumors just for the giggles

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  9 місяців тому +382

      oh same i would be like "i absolutely travel everywhere in a box why do you ask?"

    • @Izzywildflowerr
      @Izzywildflowerr 9 місяців тому +81

      i’m choosing to believe she has an anonymous reddit and tiktok and just adds to it

    • @molly-katebritton9414
      @molly-katebritton9414 9 місяців тому +63

      ​@@uncarleyI mean if people thought I was dating dianna agron I would do everything I could to keep that going

    • @tinymxnticore
      @tinymxnticore 9 місяців тому +20

      Do you honestly think she doesn’t though?

    • @MarthaRose92
      @MarthaRose92 9 місяців тому +35

      Right? I’d tweet Harry and be like “the cops are asking questions. They’re closing in on us.”

  • @starkkissed
    @starkkissed 9 місяців тому +1232

    carley accidentally calling the new album 'tortured poets society' is so real

    • @nnniya
      @nnniya 9 місяців тому +65

      so many people have been doing that 😭 at this point that’s the album name

    • @aashu1512
      @aashu1512 9 місяців тому +65

      I keep calling it dead poet's society 😂😂😂

    • @kaylamatters
      @kaylamatters 9 місяців тому +51

      …is that not the name

    • @sophie427
      @sophie427 9 місяців тому +26

      @@kaylamatters… WAIT YEAH ISNT THAT THE NAME ???

    • @starkkissed
      @starkkissed 9 місяців тому +34

      @@kaylamatters it’s the tortured poets department but i just call it tortured poets because i literally can’t get it into my head😭

  • @FTMdoom
    @FTMdoom 9 місяців тому +373

    anytime someone mentions the marauders fandom outside of ao3 or tumblr I have a mini heart attack

    • @xxleah_haydenxx
      @xxleah_haydenxx 9 місяців тому +26

      ME TOO OML, I SLOWLY LOOKED MY SIRIUS WANTED POSTER DEAD IN THE EYE

    • @nontoxicpaint
      @nontoxicpaint 9 місяців тому

      I NEED ONE, I AM SO FERAL FOR THEM FR​@@xxleah_haydenxx

    • @gracetaylor4236
      @gracetaylor4236 9 місяців тому +3

      so real

    • @mistycreek4584
      @mistycreek4584 8 місяців тому +9

      A classmate brought it up last week and said we were insane and not in a good way and I just looked at my marauders bookmarks folder and said norhing

  • @wolfwatch9731
    @wolfwatch9731 9 місяців тому +172

    "i'd rather offend a militia than the swifties" as if they aren't the same thing

  • @olivia.3232
    @olivia.3232 9 місяців тому +566

    my fav theory is she gets around in a box bc it’s both sooo absurd and believable

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  9 місяців тому +83

      RIGHT i lowkey believe it

    • @bimbalazim
      @bimbalazim 9 місяців тому +18

      @@uncarleyZayn from 1D actually confirmed that rumor!

    • @zomgmolly
      @zomgmolly 9 місяців тому +33

      No she actually does get in a suitcase to enter/exit buildings (esp her houses) lmao

    • @lauraa2527
      @lauraa2527 9 місяців тому +51

      @@uncarley For the Eras Tour, she arrives behind stage hidden inside a fake cleaning cart. So it wouldn't be the first time she's done something like that.

    • @wxrriorr
      @wxrriorr 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@bimbalazimno way really?

  • @Talia778
    @Talia778 9 місяців тому +316

    Carley’s disclaimers are so funny. She’s always so nervous.

  • @ChantalOderSo
    @ChantalOderSo 9 місяців тому +247

    Video starts at 7:33 before that she's just putting out disclaimers to make sure swifties don't sent swat teams her way

    • @yoshita4140
      @yoshita4140 4 місяці тому

      tysm😭 wish i'd read this comment before watching the first 5 minutes

  • @seruhhhhhh
    @seruhhhhhh 9 місяців тому +377

    babe wake up uncarley posted another niche video

    • @Kat-e8c
      @Kat-e8c 9 місяців тому +10

      *mainstream

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  9 місяців тому +38

      WAKE UP

  • @poeticcinema5857
    @poeticcinema5857 9 місяців тому +349

    My favorite quote from a Taylor swift post is “you’re still gay and that’s FINAL”

    • @Lavender_rain7
      @Lavender_rain7 9 місяців тому +7

      You must be oomf cause that tweet was just💀💀💀

    • @annsofancy
      @annsofancy 9 місяців тому +3

      omg it was so bad😭

    • @maiianthe3280
      @maiianthe3280 9 місяців тому +1

      what djdjsjs ? /gen djdjsjsjs

    • @swara4704
      @swara4704 9 місяців тому +5

      or the 'wait til lover drops we cant afford to lose sales'

    • @writteninthestars02
      @writteninthestars02 9 місяців тому +4

      I'm like 99% sure that account is a gaylor set-up account because I refuse to believe anybody can be that insane lol

  • @milaces1323
    @milaces1323 9 місяців тому +262

    You could actually do a six part series just on Taylor lore honestly, but the conspiracies is a good start. I'm seated for the lecture ma'am 😂

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  9 місяців тому +24

      so true

    • @parandrius773
      @parandrius773 9 місяців тому +14

      never forgetting uncarley's 1hr video about taylor's relationships and she wasnt even giving too many details lmao

  • @angieng6091
    @angieng6091 9 місяців тому +295

    me when studying: i sleep
    me when carley uploads: i wake

  • @tarekbouwmeester
    @tarekbouwmeester 9 місяців тому +334

    I once heard that taylor has webbed feet, they grew together becaude her parents wouldnt let her spread her toes until she was sixteen.

    • @lunalunaic4680
      @lunalunaic4680 9 місяців тому +21

      i believe it

    • @LanaJulie33
      @LanaJulie33 9 місяців тому +21

      I'm howling 💀💀💀

    • @elenabe4718
      @elenabe4718 9 місяців тому +4

      what 💀💀💀

    • @lemony3719
      @lemony3719 9 місяців тому +15

      That's so weird! I heard the same thing somewhere...

    • @ingrydjorgensen8110
      @ingrydjorgensen8110 9 місяців тому +4

      It’s true, I saw a picture on 4chan

  • @missaturn6494
    @missaturn6494 9 місяців тому +99

    6 minutes of disclaimer and "don't kill me", proceeds to just tell me, a swiftie, the funniest shit about Taylor Swift lore and memes that I love. And I'm with you, she was in that suitcase, I will believe it forever. She's taking rides in fake janitor carts for The Eras Tour and the football games, it all started in that suitcase.

  • @walkerthurman4437
    @walkerthurman4437 9 місяців тому +69

    “We cannot argue she’s not writing songs that are. Period.” So true bestie

  • @ames_elaine
    @ames_elaine 9 місяців тому +193

    i don't live in toronto but these watch-a-longs make we wanna relocate

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  9 місяців тому +28

      DO IT

    • @graceelizabeth130
      @graceelizabeth130 9 місяців тому +11

      ​@uncarley im in england and im like hmmm i could make that journey

    • @MauraVH
      @MauraVH 9 місяців тому +6

      Same when they did the one with Twilight I was looking up if I could plan a trip to Canada just to do that ':D

  • @lea2767
    @lea2767 9 місяців тому +92

    one of my favorite taylor related conspiracy theories is that lorde and jack antonoff had an affair and that’s why her and lorde aren’t close anymore

    • @amandakopecky662
      @amandakopecky662 9 місяців тому +4

      @uncarley pleeeeaaaaase do that one! The PowerPoint is even done for you 💀

    • @hanpear
      @hanpear 9 місяців тому

      oh my god no way lol

    • @writteninthestars02
      @writteninthestars02 9 місяців тому +1

      what lmfao I've never heard this

    • @mhmhmbmltfapomtydt
      @mhmhmbmltfapomtydt 9 місяців тому

      @@amandakopecky662 can u link the ppt here omg i want to read it but can’t find it

  • @sheikad0w
    @sheikad0w 9 місяців тому +85

    i forgot about the All the Young Dudes conspiracy, it actually punched a nasty laugh out of me - also, i cannot express just how excited i am for that marauders video, bc that fandom has an embarrassing chokehold on me

  • @katieveggie11
    @katieveggie11 9 місяців тому +242

    webbed feet is so good because she can never prove it wrong without letting the dogs out for free

    • @xxleah_haydenxx
      @xxleah_haydenxx 9 місяців тому +46

      she has got the dogs out for free plenty of times already, thats what makes the webbed feet joke even funnier 😭😭😭

    • @iwouldgiveyouthemoon_
      @iwouldgiveyouthemoon_ 9 місяців тому +6

      didn’t she do just that in the anti hero video ? 😭

    • @aniiliang
      @aniiliang 9 місяців тому +26

      she had her feet out on the cd of her debut album 😭😭😭

    • @openquin1
      @openquin1 9 місяців тому +1

      Shake it off

    • @colleen_marie
      @colleen_marie 6 місяців тому +2

      The crazy thing is girlie hardly ever puts the dogs AWAY

  • @TarannosaurousRex
    @TarannosaurousRex 9 місяців тому +69

    I had never heard of the "Taylor Swift wrote All The Young Dudes" conspiracy and that's so absolutely insane its hilarious, i'm on board!

  • @fynnsternis6432
    @fynnsternis6432 9 місяців тому +91

    oh i'm dumb i thought the harry styles snowmobile thing was still part of gaylor and was waiting for the reveal how mr styles committing vehicular manslaughter was proof that taylor swift is gay 😭

    • @Chronicallywitty
      @Chronicallywitty 9 місяців тому +3

      This could be true, next theory everyone need to push 😂

    • @janekatevandyke4355
      @janekatevandyke4355 9 місяців тому +5

      gimmie ten bucks at 20 minutes, i could make the connection

    • @MarbleSodaPop
      @MarbleSodaPop 7 місяців тому +1

      I made a connection of how those theories could be part of each other
      Okay, so if Taylor Swift is gay, then her relationship with Harry Styles was fake, likely to cover up the fact that he committed manslaughter. And if the cover story is a very early "date" that would prove that it started for the cover-up. Another big part of the Gaylor theory is that she is revealing it through her music, so part of that would be revealing that her relationship with Harry was fake and showing that it was only to cover up the fact he accidentally killed people.
      That's how Harry Styles committing vehicular manslaughter would prove Taylor Swift is gay, which is not something I thought I would ever write, especially since I don't listen to Taylor Swift lol

  • @witchywoman2008
    @witchywoman2008 9 місяців тому +27

    The Wolfstar thing is so funny because I can relate half of Taylor’s discography to my favourite ships and I don’t think that makes her part of my obscure cartoon fandoms from the early 2000s

  • @liana7010
    @liana7010 9 місяців тому +112

    thank you for spoon-feeding us another tswizzle brain rot video, bestie!! also so excited for the marauders one

  • @BlueOnMars
    @BlueOnMars 9 місяців тому +40

    ACTUALLY PEEING MY PANTS CARLEY TALKING ABOUT MARAUDERS PLEASE MY FAV THINGS ARE COLLIDING

  • @8Forester
    @8Forester 9 місяців тому +96

    This little pig is humbly grateful for today’s offerings, thank you!

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  9 місяців тому +7

      anytime bestie!!

  • @jazzbina
    @jazzbina 9 місяців тому +49

    being so early to a breakdown of taylor swift conspiracy theories is the most swiftie thing my non-swiftie ass did

  • @silentpartner9957
    @silentpartner9957 9 місяців тому +20

    I was laughing at myself for knowing all of these because wow my brain has been fully rotted by this woman and then I got slapped upside the head with "Taylor Swift is the author of this massive fanfiction that defines a massive online fandom" like thank you so much for ruining me even further lmao

  • @camipco
    @camipco 9 місяців тому +31

    4chan is explained best by "you know how sometimes on websites people in the comments are awful? well, a site that is just that."

  • @blahblahhh78
    @blahblahhh78 9 місяців тому +64

    these videos keep getting more and more niche and i love it

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  9 місяців тому +5

      hahaha thank you

  • @liana7010
    @liana7010 9 місяців тому +62

    and our parasocial relationship strengthens!! hope you're doing good, bestie

  • @TheChristianna321
    @TheChristianna321 9 місяців тому +29

    The traveling in a box thing is the most realistic one to me. I think it's been confirmed that she travels to stage at the eras tour in a Janitor's cart, so this doesn't feel like a stretch. It is a very small box though.

  • @TheMakeupChair
    @TheMakeupChair 9 місяців тому +91

    This is what I needed today!! 🙌 next time I’m in Toronto I really hope I can catch one of your live gigs! 🤞 love from Ireland 🇮🇪

    • @x-gate-gate-gate
      @x-gate-gate-gate 9 місяців тому +2

      I weirdly have noticed your comments on other channels I watch so... good taste lady 😉

  • @pietrofacchi3325
    @pietrofacchi3325 9 місяців тому +23

    "tethering on the edge of mental collapse" really does not sound like the prime/ideal state of mind to dive into taylor's lore if you ask me but this makes this whole video quite admirable really

  • @ellanenalive
    @ellanenalive 9 місяців тому +2

    i am literally in love with this video. the swiftie and marauders stan in me DIED. youre a literal queen

  • @Lukkilikka
    @Lukkilikka 8 місяців тому +5

    The 4chan one I kinda believe just because it feels like it'd be such a relief for someone like Taylor to enjoy that kinda anonymity oocassionally

  • @charlottemay7256
    @charlottemay7256 9 місяців тому +7

    FINALLY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A MARAUDERS VIDEO ESSAY!!! i'm not in the fadom at all but i've always been so fascinated by the fact that so many people just collectively agreed on this lore and started a whole fandom for it. like how did this happen.

    • @mistycreek4584
      @mistycreek4584 8 місяців тому

      I wasn’t there when it started, but when I joined it was basically two rules.
      Fvck JKR and AtYD is our canon.
      Marauders are some of the best people I’ve met online at this point, and I’ve met some of my closest friends from it

  • @MicheleKlinger
    @MicheleKlinger 9 місяців тому +10

    This video was pure gold! When I first read about the Taylor Swift/government conspiracy theory where they rigged the Super Bowl….I laughed and sighed at the same time and I’m never going to feel that way about anything ever again

  • @jaz_luo_studio
    @jaz_luo_studio 9 місяців тому +5

    Re-watched The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes on my flight, hopped off the plane, came home, logged onto UA-cam, and get greeted with an ad that you're hosting a Catching Fire watch-a-long. Poetic.

  • @frankensteinfan
    @frankensteinfan 9 місяців тому +35

    omg im so excited for ur marauders video 😊😁😁

  • @nikkik291
    @nikkik291 9 місяців тому +48

    I never wanted to be a MissKingBean(19)89 truther but then she goes and has a bonus track called The Black Dog

  • @honorhonor4458
    @honorhonor4458 9 місяців тому +17

    immediately woke up from a dead sleep because i sensed the queen had returned. praise be

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  9 місяців тому +1

      omg psychic

    • @honorhonor4458
      @honorhonor4458 9 місяців тому

      @@uncarleynvm. got to the part of the video where u mentioned all the young dudes and i had a that's so raven style trauma flash

  • @rebeccal7927
    @rebeccal7927 9 місяців тому +7

    I hate people who laugh at taylor swift for "obviously being a straight woman" because how the heck would we know that from the little info we have about her personal life?? Can we not just take the music she makes and read it the way it means the most to us and not speculate?

  • @rohemgiovanna
    @rohemgiovanna 9 місяців тому +3

    Saw the video the second you posted it, amazing as always! But now, 6 days after I was studying and listening to fleetwood mac and thought I would love to see a video of you covering the drama between stevie nicks and lindsey, I think you would serve as always, like the other pop culture videos you did! Big hug from Brazil!🇧🇷

  • @fairlyjamie644
    @fairlyjamie644 9 місяців тому +44

    That photo of Taylor and Karlie haunts me

    • @Vi34861
      @Vi34861 5 місяців тому +2

      Even if they didn’t date that whole photo shoot was just giving girlfriends

  • @littlemissneverseen
    @littlemissneverseen 9 місяців тому +40

    I think just enjoying her music and being a fan of hers is enough to call yourself a swiftie

    • @littlemissneverseen
      @littlemissneverseen 9 місяців тому +5

      Also, ME! came out on Lesbian Visibility Day so that’s that.

  • @akabunny
    @akabunny 9 місяців тому +20

    these conspiracies sound like they’re pulled straight from Evelyn Hugo

  • @starvingartist3155
    @starvingartist3155 9 місяців тому +3

    so mad at the swiftie for the possiblity of threating you, even though I'm probably a swiftie. love you so much

  • @wallismcmillin8044
    @wallismcmillin8044 9 місяців тому +1

    your reaction when trying to explain wolfstar is so real i absolutely loved this.

  • @CMThota
    @CMThota 9 місяців тому +2

    As a Swiftie, I'm so sorry for the crazies. We love you and if you like Taylor, whether it's some songs, or an album, or even just an interview or quote, you are one of us.

  • @pinkyhc4130
    @pinkyhc4130 9 місяців тому +53

    The Taylore runs deep.

  • @moth3934
    @moth3934 9 місяців тому +10

    I can’t wait for the marauders video, I’m hyped

  • @kennedyrunions
    @kennedyrunions 9 місяців тому +4

    As a swiftie since like 2011 this was really fun. Some new fans are a little crazy but they don’t speak for all of us

  • @isobelmason9505
    @isobelmason9505 9 місяців тому +23

    carley calling me a piggy when im sat eating watching

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  9 місяців тому +3

      oh noooo

    • @isobelmason9505
      @isobelmason9505 9 місяців тому +5

      @@uncarley yesss girl feed me the slop !!

  • @lozpyle
    @lozpyle 9 місяців тому +23

    when you said finnick odair i heard finna go dare and i think that confirms my brain has melted

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  9 місяців тому +2

      rip ur brain

  • @ViktorMiranda1
    @ViktorMiranda1 9 місяців тому +1

    So good to have you back! Glad you were able to recover and hope you know you got a bunch of people who are here for you! Truly appreciate what you do.

  • @herrengelsful
    @herrengelsful 9 місяців тому +1

    you have no idea how much i genuinely love your videos. your humour is everything.

  • @bugwaterbuffy
    @bugwaterbuffy 9 місяців тому +30

    if someone started a rumour i was dating dianna agron i would also not EVER correct that rumour.

    • @_bebeboudeur_
      @_bebeboudeur_ 9 місяців тому +5

      i will say we're secretly married

    • @El1society
      @El1society 9 місяців тому

      right??

    • @Vi34861
      @Vi34861 5 місяців тому

      Remember when dianna was asked that and she said “OoOo wouldn’t that be juicy, hi Taylor!” And then blew a kiss at the screen😭

  • @luciacall2337
    @luciacall2337 9 місяців тому +2

    Carly plz plz PLEASE do a unpack the Fleetwood Mac drama in a vid sometime 😭 it would be pure chaos and so entertaining. (Ily and the pod btw ❤)

  • @InsertUsernameHere-co1uv
    @InsertUsernameHere-co1uv 9 місяців тому +3

    Carley please take care of your mental health but also your videos do make my day 100% better

  • @EponineReads
    @EponineReads 9 місяців тому +3

    I don't make a habit of "picking up someone with no headlights" but I have seen TV show with sneaky people and you turn your headlights off a moment before you pick someone up. then when they are in your car and down the road a little you are safe to turn your lights back on.

  • @anyssareads
    @anyssareads 9 місяців тому

    you're an icon for simply broaching this subject at all, the deep part of the swiftie fanbase is TROUBLING to say the least. stay safe soldier

  • @maryyoder1421
    @maryyoder1421 9 місяців тому +1

    AAAAUYGHHHH SO EXCITED FOR YOUR MAURADERS VID!!! That fandom is sooo fascinating

  • @hanpear
    @hanpear 9 місяців тому +1

    I tuned out for a second and suddenly you were talking about marauders fanfic, amazing

  • @allieyang9447
    @allieyang9447 9 місяців тому +7

    girlboss has uploaded this is the best day

  • @elitettelbach4247
    @elitettelbach4247 9 місяців тому +2

    Welcome back! Your videos are always so fun! Also omg the watch-alongs sound amazing.

  • @lissahartvigsen3851
    @lissahartvigsen3851 9 місяців тому +4

    Literally love when Carley posts 💗 genuinely so entertaining

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  9 місяців тому

      omg thank you!

  • @zaviee4662
    @zaviee4662 9 місяців тому +2

    Hey carley you’re doing so well!! Please give your hippocampus a hug

  • @saige2975
    @saige2975 9 місяців тому +18

    when i was younger like 12 i genuinely believed she didn’t have a belly button😭😭 i feel like 12 is old enough to not have fallen for that?? but i did 😭😭😭😭

  • @francessmith2934
    @francessmith2934 9 місяців тому +7

    Nice way to start my morning!

    • @uncarley
      @uncarley  9 місяців тому +2

      good morning

  • @cormack4708
    @cormack4708 9 місяців тому +1

    Just bought tickets to the watch along for me and my bestie. SO PUMPED!!
    Also the stars really aligned perfectly for this one because I live in Germany and just happen to be visiting Toronto that weekend 🤯

  • @nacho6438
    @nacho6438 9 місяців тому +4

    i have listened to maybe 1 taylor swift song and yet i know so much about her. what would i do without this knowledge truly.

  • @liliamendes4715
    @liliamendes4715 9 місяців тому

    These videos are my happy place pls don’t stop posting 😭😭

  • @eyeseajujubee
    @eyeseajujubee 9 місяців тому +7

    The absolute fear of Swifties at the beginning, but then brainstorming a new conspiracy theory at the end 😂

  • @zoc.6922
    @zoc.6922 9 місяців тому +2

    The folklore/evermore/woodvale thing makes sense. Some people think midnights was a quicker pop album to do the huge eras tour with so "woodvale" or the third album to folklore/evermore was pushed back.

  • @nooooooraq4479
    @nooooooraq4479 9 місяців тому +5

    the Taylor conspiracies that I both love and loathe are that people keep saying she wrote books, like the nonfiction that ended up being a BTS book, the whole Argylle thing, and now a poetry book written by “t.a. swift” I agree with the capitalism point Carley made, if she wrote a book we’d know!

  • @RainbowDj7
    @RainbowDj7 9 місяців тому +9

    As someone with a few of her older hits in my library, everything else I have learned about Taylor Swift has been against my will

  • @supposedlymel
    @supposedlymel 9 місяців тому

    Im a swiftie and even I havent been on the swiftie subreddit. truly youre doing wonders

  • @spacedoutsprout
    @spacedoutsprout 9 місяців тому +7

    I am not a swifty but as a former lesbian, I heard "Betty" after my swiftie ex mentioned it & was shocked to find out it wasn't about a woman she once loved.... WHAT was that, Taylor?

  • @weknowthend
    @weknowthend 9 місяців тому +2

    oh i’m so sat for this, thank you diva🙏🏻

  • @ughisaa
    @ughisaa 9 місяців тому +3

    omg mskingbean89 made it to the video slay can't wait for the marauders vid (ALSO TTPD THE BLACK DOG)

  • @dangomilk6702
    @dangomilk6702 9 місяців тому +1

    I haven't finished the video yet but I can't get over how good your hair looks right now !

  • @lilitbeglarian7942
    @lilitbeglarian7942 9 місяців тому

    once again, these videos are the only thing keeping me sane rn. thank you for your sacrifice

  • @thegirlwholivesindelusion26
    @thegirlwholivesindelusion26 9 місяців тому +1

    The fact that sharing your opinion is “starting beef with swifties” is actually crazy I’m so sorry for the insane ones some of us are ok 😭😭😭

  • @brunocortes5589
    @brunocortes5589 9 місяців тому +2

    WELCOME BACK QUEEN (you never left)

  • @salmorehoe
    @salmorehoe 9 місяців тому +4

    so far the first 6 minutes of this video is basically carley being terrified and i get it

  • @juiceyborger
    @juiceyborger Місяць тому

    2:36 "i honestly think hobbies are amazing" and i live by that....your beautiful mind tbh

  • @ieatpaintchips72
    @ieatpaintchips72 9 місяців тому +3

    This is how I want to consume my gossip. In a compilation so I don't have to google anything.

  • @amymargaretttt
    @amymargaretttt 9 місяців тому +1

    thank you for this service.

  • @DS-bb4vy
    @DS-bb4vy 9 місяців тому +3

    I am a grown ass man who straight up loves Taylor Swift, but hoo boy... The Taytay stans make that hard.

  • @xxleah_haydenxx
    @xxleah_haydenxx 9 місяців тому +3

    with the mskingbean89 one, i dont personally believe but i find it so funny honestly, like in last kiss one of the lyrics is "that july ninth, the beat of your heart" and of i remember rightly, their anniversary in atyd is july ninth lmao

    • @xxleah_haydenxx
      @xxleah_haydenxx 9 місяців тому +1

      also the black dog variant of the tortured poets department, the patch/magnet design looks like a full moon that says 'the black dog' above it, if that doesn't scream wolfstar then idk what does

    • @xxleah_haydenxx
      @xxleah_haydenxx 9 місяців тому

      ALSO im excited for this marauders video 🤭🤭🤭

  • @isabellefreitag_
    @isabellefreitag_ 9 місяців тому

    hope you're fully recovered and well, bestie! wish you all the best 💜

  • @Lily.1768
    @Lily.1768 9 місяців тому +4

    I’m a swiftie but I don’t know what’s going on with the conspiracy’s most of the time so I thank you for this😂
    You are so funny I love this👏🏻❤️

  • @jacki8106
    @jacki8106 9 місяців тому +1

    I just wanna listen to carley talk forever

  • @DapperMrAlex
    @DapperMrAlex 9 місяців тому +2

    I'm currently gardening while I watch, I'll share my harvests with you when the end times come. ❤

  • @torioriori
    @torioriori 9 місяців тому +4

    get behind me carley the swifties cannot hurt you 🙏🏻

  • @Katie-vz3mq
    @Katie-vz3mq 9 місяців тому

    Carley I can’t tell you how much I needed this today