Hearts of Iron IV: No Step Back | Pre-Order Trailer
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- Опубліковано 20 жов 2021
- No Step Back is the newest expansion for Hearts of Iron IV, Paradox Interactive’s grand strategy wargame about the world crisis of the 1930s and World War II. This expansion adds greater detail for many nations in Eastern Europe, unique game systems to reflect Soviet politics, and many improvements to the military aspect of the game.
Pre-order now and get a specially arranged version of Katyusha, a wartime Soviet song that has become a symbol of the Red Army. Watch this video for a behind the scenes look at its composition: • Hearts of Iron IV: Pre...
Available on November 23rd!
www.heartsofiron4.com/
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![Hearts of Iron IV - Katyusha [Full version]](/img/n.gif)
Want to see the 'real' trailer in Russian? Check it out here: ua-cam.com/video/VkH7otH3Bho/v-deo.html
Babushka?
why you have to make such a stupid voice acting?
Whats the title of the song in the end?
Why unlist the real version? People need to see the russian version.
@@GerKaiNeknete марш защитников Москвы/ March of the defenders of Moscow
US Ads: "Emma has two moms"
USSR Ads: "Ivan has Two Guns"
Ivan has two moms. One is his biological mother and the other is Mother Russia.
@@aleksapetrovic6519 Best comment found
For Russia
For my mother, and the Mother Russia.
URAAAAAAAAA
Ivan has two babushkas
Damn, granny got really passionate in front of the 5-year-old
Granny wants to make sure the 5 year old is properly patriotic in case any NKVD officer wanders past.
“Yeah that’s cool and all Babushka, but I still don’t understand why they didn’t stay here with us”
A true Babushka
@@mrmakrin21 'because they gonna get invited to the forest cutting and rails building club'
She was being monitored. Any less she would've been dragged out of her home and shot.
“Those fascist femboys won’t last long.”
_-Stalin, 1943_
god's plan
imagine if hitler or stalin was openly femboy. the leader was very LQBTG and sextually open, but also executed all political opponents... oh god, that is cursed
also, did you know that the greek soldiers in ww2 were dressed up as femboys and wore skirts while kicking mussolinis ass? true story
@@jackspedicy2711 source plz
in 1895, the italians lost to a african colony made up of levies, and in-fighting medieval serfdoms... then they finally avenged it in 1936 (despite never fully conquering all of it) just to have their asses kicked again, but this time by femboy greeks in thigh-highs. truly, one of the armies in history
When a literal trailer for a game that has a country that hasn't been in existence since the 1990s is more badass than most military ads.
U.S. Military Ads.
The USSR exists in our hearts of iron.
@@e-rgames7009 he said it, he said the thing
@@heliosynth80s Wot is your profile picture?
Last time I checked military is made for defending a country not making ads so obviously it won't be a good ad
US ad: It started in California
Soviet ad: It started in the womb of Mother Russia
the true sigma
motherland
All hail the motherland
No, it started from Gulag
@@farrelafandi1586 do you know what missing form G_lag
u
_- Бабушка!_
Damn, they did trailer in Russian, cool!
_- Yes, child?_
*wtf*
Pinned comment?
western spy
ты не понимаешь, все так говорят и говорили
@@syaomix Надо было в титрах так и писать: "Бабушка?" "Ес, чайлд?"
*Proceeds to switch to German accent*
Impressively offensive
As a Russian, the part where the babushka said “The man and woman of the red army….” With the artillery firing gave me goosebumps.
More equality than the US ad
Not a narcissistic college girl
Real men and women of iron, forged through battles with Nazis
@@barkleyg8060 as an italian, porco dio
@@Wrkkd Not like gods,but they are still great comrades who fought for the Revolution ✊
@@Salih2905 Rote front!
@Prasanth Thomas without human sacrifice world not progress and that's the cycle of this life this is the reality
Emma - "from california"
Svetlana - "from the womb of mother russia"
When Babushka is more inspiring than any political figure nowadays.
Always has been
Always its been
Always has been
Always has been
Always has been
finally i can make money again to buy more magic cards, thanks paradox
hes downloading hack of getting achievement lol
Hi tommy
Lol
Hi
cars
US ad: Emma has two moms
USSR ad: Ivan has two moms, first is his biological mother, second is MOTHER RUSSIA
Yes, comrad
👏awsome
reactionary slop 😢
Emma: me, my self and I.
Babushka: for our motherland, child.
When a Hearts of Iron IV Trailer is better than the U.S Military Ad
yep usa ad is boring
“This trailer is bs the grandma sounds Japanese and at least the kid sounds russian. The music is also incorrect”-a guy in the comment section i cant find
Emma and her two moms shall win The second world war
Kosovo je Srbija
@@user-pn7jz9vr2z damn, that one came random
Railgun only playthrough, here we go.
railway guns are very different from railguns, the latter didn't exist yet
@@NotBamOrBing The railgun was invented in 1918
where are the videos robert.
where are the videos robert?
Are you going to expand into grand strategy then?
You got to admit, the Soviets Union really did give the feeling of inspiration and feeling of putting you in power.
Generic comment
@@dwightd.eisenhower2031 generic president
@@Vsm426 real
@@dwightd.eisenhower2031 generic person...like for real
Because thats what socialism does, wmpower the workers
I can't believe how well made this is. This is could literally convince me to join them
Cold war and WW2 are over
@@Roachh2877 Ideas and history never die my friend
@@Roachh2877history repeats itself
-Бабушка, ты шпион?
-No child)))
Это гениально, смеюсь пятую минуту с этой шутки)
лучший коммент)))))))
AXAXAXAXAXA
lol
Этот коммент имеет много значения))
"Emma and Yuri have 2 moms. Yuri's 2 moms are his mother, and the motherland."
Buahahaha. In soviet russia, Katiusha have 2 mothers. Grandma and her Mother. Because father died in the defense of stalingrad.
I approve this joke ! 👍 A mother of steel and a mother of proud Nation !
@@lepyroberserk8486 Actually fun fact: this is an actual way many men and women grew up in ex-soviet countries and satellites, in recent 15 years.
@@KamikazeMedias and you should be thankful for his sacrifices pig 🐷
@@SimoN-vf8ps I'm not a Russian - so I won't be gratefull for Polish lands being occupied by Russians.
То чувство, когда трейлер Советов в шведской игре в разы лучше рекламной компании собственной армии Штатов
When she said "machines are forged from the womb of mother russia to wage wars on air land and water" ,
Damn the clips have me goosebumps
And im not even russian......
You said it all wrong is too wage war from the SKY on the land in the depths of the sea
Something tells me Operation Barbarossa just got more difficult
**
1950 BARB LETS GOOOOO
tbh I would love if it gets more historical. Vanilla one is too easy, and in a historical mod like Total Wat, it's too fucking hard. So I hope they balance it.
Yes! Now the followers of Satan will have innocent convicts, whom they will be sent to German tanks.
Scorched earth goes brrrrr
Alone we waited for this dlc.
Alone we prepare to the new meta
Alone we waited for the new achievements
We stand on the edge of victory
But an old enemy has returned to it backstabbing ways
Our lack of money and pricey DLC's resist the workers revolution
The greedy company is plunging its hands deep into our exposed pockets
The Soviet Union was so powerful that even now, being dead, it makes you want to join the Red Army
for the first time of my life, i almost burst into tears for real because of a game trailer.
Same
I'm not russian and I'm crying my own country can't inspire me like this and it's a game trailer
"We need a Russian-sounding narrator"
"How about my Japanese girlfriend"
"Sure why not"
As a russian, I agree. Bad narrator and wrong music.
Yeah I was thinking it sounded like the Chinese narrator from the eu4 mandate of heaven trailer
Sure sounds even worse than an American doing voice acting for a Japanese anime.
nani
yes but
she probably didn't cost much x')
They must have put together this trailer in a couple of weeks, give them a break.
Virgin US military recruetment ad vs CHAD Russian military recruitment ad
ДА
Товарищ
T W O M U M S
TRUEEE
*Soviet
Not the same thing!
@@honzabalak3462 Да. Not the same
the two medals at the beginning of the video, it shows that.. the child's parents are already dead..😢😢 babuska can't tell the truth, but she is preparing the child..
How?
lore is deep
Its so beautyfull the arrows in 1:13 drawed like waves , in a mention to the Anthem, the Sacred War.
"Ah, we are finally done with reworking the USSR tree"
*players goes and revive the tsars
Exactly what i'll do first
Autodefeat option )
@@scalaphandre NOT IF I BEAT YOU TO IT
Alexei lives.
@@ferreira5390 or Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna of Russia
She should be 38 in 1937
This is a lovely trailer with awesome art
Azerbaihan ==== armenia glory to armenias from poland
@@bobgood2936 Armenia is the true Caucasian ruler
@@dhmhtrhs. Love georgia and Armenia equally, Armenia was first Christian nation may god bless glorious armenia against azerbejani war criminals destroying armenian history
@СССР Proud to be Pole 🙏🙏🙏 God bless Poland
imagine being Armenian
Whoever made this trailer deserves a raise. 🔥
These were the actual good guys in the Cold War
Based
I feel a change in the winds... As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in anticipation and were suddenly silenced.
wtf are You talking about?
@@dataexpunged1646 Ratio
@@dataexpunged1646 How could you not know what he is talking about?
Where is this from again? I know the quote but I’m at a loss of thinking about where it came from…
@@woooof_ Star Wars - Obi Wan Kenobi lul
"From The Womb of Mother Russia , Machine Are Forged"
This make my blood filled by a USSR
What’s the name of the song at that point?
Why do you think blood is Red comrade
@@panpremierog8449 thats because the red was supposed to be resembling the blood of the workers who fought in the revolution. but yes
@@panpremierog8449 wait
Your bloods are blue, red, and white
@@RileyTheGhost that's even more Russian 🇷🇺
Man, I'm fighting back the tears right now. This hits hard.
Умеют ведь без клюквы за границей люди делать контент!
Многим другим студиям в пример
Can you tell me the ending song name
@@ravindrasinwar9477 It's the March of defenders of Moscow. Also I advise you to listen to other soviet marches and russian communist songs ("bravely comrades let's march" is my favorite one)
Long have I waited for a overpowered Estonian focus tree
How op is it?
@@randomriku6774 check the dev diary
will that be free or will it come with the dlc
@@oj1481 you need dlc for baltic focus tree otherwise its generic
@cpt Poland United and ready
"why not stay here where it's safe"
Expected the answer to be "because the reason it's safe here is that they are fighting there"
I was expecting her to say "because no place is safe"
Welp, the correct answer in USSR is: "because it is safer in the front line".
@@Radbug11 ?
@@stefans.466 you asking me why? Better ask your friendly NKVD agent from the neighbourhood :)
@@Radbug11 What about him?
A russian person has 3 mothers:
1- Mother Russia
2- their birth mother
3- And final but also importante, Babuska!
This is literally better than every military ad of the world
This feels very inspiring and patriotic. Id join the ussr after seeing this
Edit: I meant red army
but then, wouldn't you have to change your name to the KGB?
Intresting
@@Off_Screen Nah man. That's later. NKVD time.
ok
@@kgb2113 oh my God its the call of duty cold war map
The March of the Defenders of Moscow at the end was the cherry on top, flawless!
Thank you, I wanted to know the name of the final song.
This is literally what i was thinking, this was almost too perfect! Katyshua would have been also amazing! URA!
Hear Marshal Zhukov’s, and Stalin’s orders
Defend the motherland
Moscow shall not fall
Stand and follow command, our blood for the homeland
Heed the motherland’s call, and brace for the storm
Moscow will never give in, there is no surrender
Force them into retreat, and into defeat
Usa: emma has two moms
Ussr: Ivan has akimbo ak-47
Спасибо большое западным друзьям за такой шедевр!!!❤❤❤❤❤ Встречу на Эльбе не забыли , и не забудем❤Я помно Героев 2 мировой солдат СССР И США!!!❤❤❤❤ В то время были настоящие герои!!! 1941-1945
*Pre release comment 3 Electric Boogalee*
Lol
You were even faster than the average time you take to find an exploit in a paradox game.
Quickly! Abuse railway arty before it’s too late!
please play again HOI4 thanks :-)
Our Soviet union is perfectly balanced with no corruption and exploits
I love how they are still remembering the sacrifices of Soviet Union in ww2
The line " Womb of mother Russia machines are forged " Is one of the patriotic thing I have ever heard
This game aged well
Russia lost 30 million people in ww2 just to have spain have a bigger foucous tree to them
@@terrorgaming459 but everyone focuses on Normandy and USA
No one even think about Barborassa
@@terrorgaming459 sorry for my bad English
WTF are Romanov monarchy family do in commie Soviet video
@@yar0lot05 Tsar Alex would've rather had Stalin than weak pathetic Nicky as a son, change my mind
I still hear the Soviet anthem in my head🇷🇺
Babushka voice
СССР это не только Россия, мой дед кыргыз тоже воевал за красную армию, за наш советский союз, и получил ранение и был вознаграждён орденами и медалями.
@@nguyenhieu6731кто то сказал что СССР = Россия?
А если ты про трейлер, то за бугром советских людей всегда называли русскими
This actually managed to make me tear up. Absolutely perfect.
I am a Russian. Your version of the song makes me tear up every time I listen to it
What's the name of the song?
@@themorningping9075
Money Good Capitalism Great
Songs which these Capitalists love
@@themorningping9075 the song at the end is called "March of the defenders of Moscow" and you should listen to Premier Rik Latyeskov
@@cristsan4171 haha
I watched it repeatedly like 7 times and still can't understand how this can be so good. Everything from artwork to speech done so authentic and with great regard to soviet people, i coud easilly believe it was in fact real. From Russia with love, Paradox
@el lionLL say that to african people and you will get beaten up
@el lionLL I mean these companies are the reason some countries are shit,like the central american ones,where a single Company is responsible for the misery on the region.
@el lionLL то есть в "развитых демократических" странах люди не голодают?
Кстати, у тебя есть своя квартира? Если есть, то за сколько ты её купил? В СССР квартиры выдавались бесплатно. Знаешь, что ещё в СССР было бесплатным? Медицина и образование. То есть, обычный человек (не ребёнок чиновника, спорсмена или учёного) мог получить одно из лучших образований в мире и не тратить кучу денег, если он, например, сломал ногу
Ну и да, можешь по подробнее рассказать про голод в СССР, пожалуйста. На сколько мне известно голод был только в 20-ые и 30-ые годы, при чём был не настолько масштабным, как это принято считать (и если бы не этот голод, то было бы гораздо больше смертей). Если ты под голодом имеешь ввиду дефицит, то он происходил из-за капиталистических реформ Хрущёва. При Маленкове дефицита не было, что страно ведь СССР- "нищие", "тоталиторное" государство
@@heterosexual_9116 Я не против комунизма, но в те годы, когда была "Холодная Война", из-за больших вложений в военную мощь люди голодали. В Коммунизме будет хорошо, если только во всём мире не будет войн.
@@isich7 скорее из-за плохого планирования. Потому что не вкладываться в военку было невозможно, без этого СССР был бы уничтожен
It's not YOUR trailer, it's OUR trailer !
"How many times have you watched this?"
Me: yes
Отличный трейлер. Без клюквы и антисоветчины. Верно расставлены приоритеты: не за булочку и трамвайчик, а за идею и выживание страны.
Ох, вспомню кох 2 и аж трясёт
А что это за танки с маленькими стволами на превью?
@@todjonson3195 т-28 вроде
Жалко, что не будет фокуса за булочку, за нее и за трамвайчик столько дедов умерло, за то чтобы брат школу закончил, за спички, за себя и за Сашку
Только вот само дополнение как говорит разраб будет клюквенный
Finally, time to complain about hard achievements and still spend hours to do them.
Beat the Soviets with one of the Báltic states, if doing it with Finland was hard, this is gonna be impossible
annex Soviet union as tannu tuvva or luxembourg before 1937
@@kubicix1265 you want us to die of exhaustion or what ?
With Lithuania Annex USRR and China
Aren't achievements suppose to be hard?
Male: ♂️
Female: ♀
“Non-binary”: ♂️♀
Sigma: ☭
This is probably the most beautiful video ever. I have watched this more than once.
-Бабушка!
-Yes, child?
Че блять ахаха
Вот именно
Как будто наступил киберпанк и русский разговаривает с американцем с помощью автоперевода
Парадоксы make полный cringe
Babushka это русицизм в английском
Я такой, нихера себе, неужели на русском трейлер сделали, а нет, наебали((
This trailers is better than the US recruitment ad.
indeed it is
I felt like I have to join the ussr army right now
@@zyadmohamed5360 the USSR isn't a country anymore...for now
Finally some Kaiser vs fans
@@NAME-yg8sl
Let's bring back the motherland
Well done comrades 🚩🚩🚩 RED ARMY 💂🏻♀️💂🏻♂️💂🏻
Gives me goosebumps every time. Absolutely love this trailer.
The similarity between this video and the "I have two mothers" from the US are both effectively making me to join the Red Army.
UA-cam comments and Homophobia: name a more iconic duo
Inquisitor, we must kill 3 heretics... Maybe, you now him.
@@tonuka6257
You and the Gulag in Siberia.
@@tonuka6257 LG TV people with loving minnors too much and std's
@@tonuka6257 how is it homophobia? It's a terrible recruitment video. Am I not allowed to dislike something if it has lesbians in it?
Зачем жрать капусту, если есть картошка!
=))))))))))))))))) gta4
внатуре
Зачем есть картошку когда есть дети и кровь д.еv.с.твиниц?)
Клюква
@@user-cw1bc2tg3q увесистая такая
US: Emma has two moms
Russian: Little Vanya has 2 confirmed kills
This trailer: Makes me want to join USSR army.
U.S. ad: Makes me want to join USSR army.
Lol yeah, this one is actually inspiring, the other makes you question your safety
Can’t wait to make a tank that cannot move but is immortal
And is useless in any type of swamp
@@blackdiamond-cj2yb me too bro
me too
@@blackdiamond-cj2yb anything useless in the swamp
Anyway... Somebody once told me..
@@anaveragemaster we need an ogre unit
What gets focus’s
Soviet Union: finally gets updated
Baltic states: gets one with a similar set up to China
Poland: gets another one.
Italy: still never getting jack.
Next year italy will just get one desicion: "pasta for mussolini" it just cost political power and does nothing but show you a picture of mussolini eating pasta
@@goldholz no I think will finally get a new Italy focus tree when Hearts of Iron 12 comes out
Есле небудет фокусов на Тану-туву, это обновление бесполезно.
@@goldholz How is that bad?
@@goldholz would pay for that DLC
“But it is the people” got me weeping in the club
0:35 She talking about the US and it's allies
Shes talking about germany
@@xXLesterGamingXx now it's us and it's allies
germany is 1 of us allies to btw
То чувство, когда какая-то бабка тараторит по английски круче чем ты
С листочка любой сможет прочитать, но сможет ли с такой интонацией каждый? - Нет
No, I guarantee your accent in English is better than hers
@@cookingchicken3527 Today I learnt intonation was a word.
причем советская)
То чувство, когда какая-то бабка, родившаяся в XIX- начале XX века, тараторит на английском, а не на русском. Да и откуда она вообще знает английский? Ещё более странно, что пацан тараторит на английском
Holy shit, GOOSEBUMPS!!!
_ЗА РОДИНУ БРАТЬЯ И СЕСТРЫ!_
This kind of material makes you wake up at 5 AM to take the army train to the frontlines with joy.
No!
The great trial awaits!
ни шагу назад!
@@rring44 ура! К светлому, демократическому будущему!
USA ads: Emma has two moms
USSR ads: Yuri has two bears
Oh man it would be a shame for someone to add a perfectly fitting phonk song to this.
- Babushka. Why did mom and dad have to leave?
- Because, child, they are marching into certain death.
- Ah, ok.
Becose NKVD and SATAnali.
@@gabrielebeimler133 lol. nazi detected
@@gabrielebeimler133 Yes, that's why Nazis burned hundreds of Soviet villages
@@gabrielebeimler133 you know they literally tried to purge and enslave the slavic people right ?
@@gabrielebeimler133 lol what
finally i can make tanks with more armor and no speed
Heaby tonk 2.0
I like my tanks like my women, heavy and thicc
And tanks with no armour and all speed!
Dankus.
No.
Stahp.
You gotta stahp.
OR you can do Sturmtigers only.........
Germany can finally build tanks with armor, speed, firepower, and absolutely no reliability. A++ historical accuracy.
This company can motivate more people for war than actual army motivation videos...
I won't be surprised if there's gonna be a "remastered edition" judging on what's happening lately
Babushka, why we speaking in english with fake russian accent? Third Rome trailer was in pure russian
Maybe they got exhausted during Third Rome.
@@user-Erimej Then why not plain English? I swear british accent would tear my ears much less than this fake russian
@@darykeng to be at least accurate enough so that We know that Russians are different people yknow
Check the pinned comment if you want Russian dub.
“One day things will change, we will take the fight to their land, their people, their blood”
Nice one your a man of culture
© Viktor Reznov
FIRE THE PANZERSCHRECK
@@blackpowderuser373 SHOOOT!
Chernov, i'm not hearing gunshot
this temporarily made me want to travel back in time to join the red army
This is relevant today
Muazzam!
Rez
Adam geldi adam
lan sende burdasın selam :D
Maxmarine vs gelsin gene
seni buralarda görmek biraz garip =)
"You can make it, my friend, you always surive. The honor should be yours..." *Soviet anthem intesifies* Uraaa!
only good Call of Duty game that was ever made. It made me love the history of WW2 as a child. Every other game in the franchise is dumb as f***
@@GustavoOliveira-qx8zn even the first black ops?
@@frenssu9350 yes
@@GustavoOliveira-qx8zn hmm gostos são gostos e respeito os teus então não vou estar a fazer dramas, mas a tua opinião é bastante incomum. Eu acho que o bo1 tem uma história sólida e o gameplay é divertido, algum motivo para o achares mau?
@@frenssu9350 it was a fun campaign and a great game. But it marked the beggining of batshit insane plots that use the historical context only as props instead of plausible stories (not based on reality but certainly possible)such as mw1 or waw. The trend that it began can be argued to be the reason why cod is practically a michael bay movie right now.
child: why did mom and dad leave
babushka: they marched into certain death
what a nice thing to say to a child
USSR: From The Womb Of Mother Russia 👑
USA: From The Womb Of Two Mothers 🤡
Russia has one of the highest suicid rates in the world.
@@zetenhap975 And it has one of the lowest crime rates
@JhonSierra_117 Russia is higher.
0:08 I like how the flag is accurate to the flag design of the time (the flag design is Stalin era Soviet flag. It has a different hammer and sickle)
Someone finally sees a difference
Really hoping they will actually change the Soviet flag in the DLC to the accurate flag during that time.
@@2pocketsofsidor917
What did they change with the newer flag? The wreath around it?
@i
But what did he change?
Really? Wow I never noticed the difference, thanks for pointing it out. You learn something new everyday
They really mastered the Soviet Art. This look so great
My friends when I found diamonds in Minecraft:
"When they march into certain death." Goosebumps when you realise average life expectancy in Stalingrad was 15 minutes.
1:32 I know you were searched for this song. It's called the "March defenders of the Moscow". Don't thank me 😎🙌
😎
very very very thx bruhhhh
Life saver
thanks
Thanks!
Finally, I can actually play the U.S.S.R without running out of things to do
My mom:How much times did u watch this?
Me:yes
Yuri has two mothers, his mother and the MOTHERLAND!!!
"hey grandma, what heppened to mama and papa?"
"THEY MARCHED TO CERTAIN DEATH, CHILD!"
Edit: imagine arguing about the feasibility of communism in a UA-cam comment section. Can't relate.
‘hey American grandpa, what happened to ur son and daughter’
‘They ate too much burgers my child’
@@tanishvaibhav5335 At least they had food to eat themselves to death
@@threshdyr8871 the ussr had food aswell after Stalin died
@@yoinks9907 hence the bread lines during perestroika and glasnost era.
@@alexbaum2204 I mean there were lines for food in usa in certain areas aswell 🤷♂️
This is not your trailer, this is OUR trailer
The Virgin US Army Ad vs The Chad Hoi4 trailer
I don't buy more DLC of HoI IV...
Paradox: Post No step back pre order trailer
Me: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
buying a dlc is something.. but pre-ordering it ? Ffs man
Poor Players: Heh heh Piracy go brrr
0:23 is when epic speech begins
USA math problems : John has 22 lollipops ! He ate 15 ! How many does he have left ?
USSR math problems : Stalin has 2789 nukes ! He uses 1235 ! How much more land does Stalin have now ?
USA math problems: You have 2.4 trillion dollars. How many foreign nations can you destabilize assuming a rate of 145 billion barrels of oil per country?
Although I am an Indian, but this makes me to feel like I am part of USSR. Long live India-Russia friendship.