I Built a HEART Factory in Minecraft

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  • @Branzy
    @Branzy  Рік тому +4003

    So many hearts… so little time before I lose them by being murdered repeatedly… what should I do with them??

    • @Kingof_anime101
      @Kingof_anime101 Рік тому +42

      Hi

    • @batscove
      @batscove Рік тому +241

      Make a series of puzzles to troll the others with the reward being some hearts

    • @Kingof_anime101
      @Kingof_anime101 Рік тому +22

      I love your vids

    • @rutatadeikaite
      @rutatadeikaite Рік тому +23

      hello, i think you should try to survive 10000 zombies...

    • @ishaanpandey4748
      @ishaanpandey4748 Рік тому +50

      Do a PvP match against clownpierce with 20 hearts and have him have like 10 with three rounds. It would be an amazing video like" I battled Minecraft's most deadly assassin" or something like that

  • @that_one_guy_with_the_face
    @that_one_guy_with_the_face Рік тому +824

    Its crazy how everyone else on the server goes into these massive wars with crazy backstorys then branzys like: so i made a factory which automates the most valuble resource on the server using machines and *child labor*

    • @StefVermeer
      @StefVermeer 8 місяців тому +3

      😂

    • @DannielleStalder
      @DannielleStalder 6 місяців тому +14

      Nd don't forget the traps that always involves chickens some how

    • @mcfarofinha134
      @mcfarofinha134 4 місяці тому +3

      Hes basically pulling a switzerland

    • @GameShoot876
      @GameShoot876 День тому

      do you know what else is massive?

  • @yellowdicesam
    @yellowdicesam Рік тому +4606

    Branzy is proof that you don’t need any sweaty pvp tactics or Clownpierce’s skills to make some of the best videos on Lifesteal

  • @enclaveheavytrooper9258
    @enclaveheavytrooper9258 10 місяців тому +214

    3:03 Man discovers engineering, goes absolutely feral

  • @YairCarrasquillo-z2r
    @YairCarrasquillo-z2r Рік тому +1339

    Branzy truly said “man I keep losing hearts might as well make them lose money”

    • @d3lta971
      @d3lta971 Рік тому +7

      yo kirby is spitinn facts

    • @Lirby_12-.
      @Lirby_12-. 10 місяців тому +7

      I like your profile pic

    • @Faultyisafail
      @Faultyisafail 6 місяців тому +4

      Yo hello other Kirby! Want a knife 🔪

    • @DuckyGames-dc4pu
      @DuckyGames-dc4pu 4 місяці тому

      Why are there so many kirbys the 2nd top comment is Kirby comment too

    • @ImTHElordoftheducks
      @ImTHElordoftheducks 3 місяці тому

      @@DuckyGames-dc4pu mm

  • @AbhemPandey
    @AbhemPandey 10 місяців тому +30

    If anyone cares about the transition at 7:39, the frame it happens is somewhere at 7:41. start at 7:40, use the < and > key, until you find it. it's right after the last frame with the unoxidized copper block.

  • @freaky_skeppySpare
    @freaky_skeppySpare Рік тому +594

    Im gonna be completely honest here, Branzy is the flashiest minecraft youtuber ever. instead of simply creating just a heart farm, he created a whole ass beautiful factory just for the sake of it, and lets be honest, thats one hella flashy way to get hearts.

    • @SimpliiMxdnight
      @SimpliiMxdnight Рік тому +2

      A bot completely copied your comment

    • @fishingmann
      @fishingmann Рік тому +2

      @@SimpliiMxdnight Are you sure he isnt the bot?

    • @fishingmann
      @fishingmann Рік тому +1

      Oh, he isnt i found the bot's comment

    • @freaky_skeppySpare
      @freaky_skeppySpare Рік тому +6

      ​@@fishingmann you're damn right. If you rlly thought i was a bot i was abt to lose it- ive been called a bot twice this week-

    • @giornos_dirty_socks
      @giornos_dirty_socks Рік тому +5

      Lol is this a tengen refrence???

  • @hudsoncooper8913
    @hudsoncooper8913 Рік тому +249

    I love how branzy goes from "I TOLD YOU TO DIG" to building techinical tunnel bores and tnt cannons

    • @WaltTheDev
      @WaltTheDev 4 місяці тому +2

      im tired of this grandpa!

    • @semajniomet981
      @semajniomet981 Місяць тому

      "That's just too bad! Dig!"

  • @nsabri1978
    @nsabri1978 11 місяців тому +63

    17:40 That was the best cut I have ever seen like seriously

  • @Lamboning
    @Lamboning Рік тому +1712

    I would absolutely love to see a Mumbo and Branzy collab

  • @SpaynjXD
    @SpaynjXD Рік тому +152

    19:09 “And like the fountain of youth we have our first little underplayed worker!”
    Ashwag joined the game

  • @Clownish.mp4
    @Clownish.mp4 10 місяців тому +221

    6:37 CACKLING HAVFHARHABB😭😭😭
    18:36 he wrote a heart next to clownpierce

    • @Omdshaleyy
      @Omdshaleyy 4 місяці тому +9

      I just saw it that's genuinely so adorable

    • @Really_Awesome_Thing
      @Really_Awesome_Thing 4 місяці тому +8

      Clown is top center btw
      Thought that was something cool to mention

  • @DRkn3ss_
    @DRkn3ss_ Рік тому +1601

    Branzy is the only lifesteal UA-camr to tackle child labor

  • @mushybmb
    @mushybmb Рік тому +205

    Branzy's videos are like catchy song, they're good and you keep watching them but the moment you actually pay close attention to the lyrics..that's a whole new story

    • @imMittensKitten
      @imMittensKitten Рік тому +5

      XDD

    • @Zer0se_
      @Zer0se_ Рік тому +1

      Wtf kind of lyrics would be in his videos? you make no sense

    • @JapocaPiruetasAlpinas
      @JapocaPiruetasAlpinas Рік тому +5

      ​@@Zer0se_"No factory is complete without a moat of toxic waste", forced work, child labour.

    • @Zer0se_
      @Zer0se_ Рік тому +4

      @@JapocaPiruetasAlpinas reading too much into it. It's not that deep

    • @JapocaPiruetasAlpinas
      @JapocaPiruetasAlpinas Рік тому +2

      @@Zer0se_ Agreed

  • @Jayfether1767
    @Jayfether1767 7 місяців тому +24

    I love how he shows the blue prints! Also Branzy works so hard to be lazy I love it. Life goals.
    Also, also. I love Brandy’s new builds, they look awesome!

  • @w1ld163
    @w1ld163 Рік тому +163

    The “what just happened?” At 8:42 is so sweet!

  • @piglee511
    @piglee511 Рік тому +413

    Branzy fr makes lifesteal not boring to watch throughout the seasons!

  • @PerilithOfficial
    @PerilithOfficial 9 місяців тому +6

    This is one of the best Minecraft channels I’ve seen in a while, the way everything is formatted and edited it just a beautiful formula

  • @Uncle_Phio
    @Uncle_Phio Рік тому +98

    If you look closely you can see that Branzy put a

  • @AshishXMC
    @AshishXMC Рік тому +40

    "This server has been stealing my hearts for years"
    I love how amazing it is to take these quotes out of topic.

  • @ARClips-p2o
    @ARClips-p2o 4 місяці тому +11

    Branzy is the most underrated lifesteal member all of his videos are amazing and funny. Keep up the good work Branzy.

  • @mariahuynh5499
    @mariahuynh5499 11 місяців тому +150

    Branzy writing

    • @Epic_the_musical_hermes
      @Epic_the_musical_hermes 8 місяців тому

      WAIT WHEN????

    • @MrIvySaur321
      @MrIvySaur321 7 місяців тому

      ​@@Epic_the_musical_hermes at 18:34 you can see a

    • @somecoolaccount
      @somecoolaccount 7 місяців тому +2

      love as in u want to date him

    • @somecoolaccount
      @somecoolaccount 7 місяців тому +1

      😊it😊true😊..😊😊

    • @Clownish.mp4
      @Clownish.mp4 6 місяців тому +4

      @@somecoolaccount'clownzy' is a ship name between branzy and clown, meaning some people pair them up in a romantic relationship

  • @jacobmcrae2976
    @jacobmcrae2976 Рік тому +54

    6:57 that meme is from the movie "holes" if anyone wanted to know:)

  • @yellowdicesam
    @yellowdicesam Рік тому +532

    Imagine this in the new update though, where the ingredients could be sorted and auto-crafted with the new crafter and brought straight into the heart bank

  • @Quantum_BOI
    @Quantum_BOI 11 місяців тому +13

    Branzy is incredibly wholesome. Even in an SMP like the Lifesteal SMP with lots of traps and killing, he still manages to keep a very much positive and calm attitude in this masterpiece of a factory and video. Absolutely fantastic!

  • @angelcallea
    @angelcallea 3 місяці тому +8

    The fact that Branzy is forcing 4C..
    Branzy will always make our day.

  • @onerandoman
    @onerandoman Рік тому +96

    “I’m tired grandpa!”
    “That’s too damn bad! Keep digging!”
    Had me on the floor😂

  • @scascspong5600
    @scascspong5600 Рік тому +22

    6:44 "“You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.”

  • @willow_thrss
    @willow_thrss 8 місяців тому +8

    I saw the the sign on Clownpierces's Armor of Shame and it has a "

  • @marcjacobfaa5024
    @marcjacobfaa5024 Рік тому +291

    6:57
    Branzy👴:well that's too damn bad you keep digging!
    C4:is this legal?

  • @Bionium01
    @Bionium01 Рік тому +26

    I love how Branzy makes it seem that the outcome will be negative only for it to twist. Like how he made his teammate mine sand and the totem chests. I love it ❤

  • @Topher7lol
    @Topher7lol 9 місяців тому +4

    14:47
    Hi branzy
    TheRealSquiddo left the game
    😂😂😂

  • @dancvrsbyjen
    @dancvrsbyjen Рік тому +7

    the fact that in the beginning of the vid he said he needed thousands of diamonds and then proceeds to throw diamonds into lava minutes later still makes me laugh, i love you branzy, your humor and entertainment you put in videos seriously makes my day!

  • @Axofish10
    @Axofish10 Рік тому +10

    7:02 "is this legal?" my response was "is theft legal?"

  • @monkeyanimationsofficial
    @monkeyanimationsofficial 8 місяців тому +2

    i love the modern minecraft youtuber mindset of making a huge farm for any minor inconvenience

  • @Alfred_The_Late
    @Alfred_The_Late Рік тому +16

    Hey thanks for the Old English at 1:42, very nice touch!
    Note: the edit was just fixing the timestamp because I somehow got it wrong the first time.

  • @konstick66-pepeland60
    @konstick66-pepeland60 Рік тому +58

    Everyone is talking about the great content, and while that's true, it is a staple of this channel. The sick montage, on the other hand, is relatively new and us just mind blowing. I had no idea where the cut was after Branzy closed and reopened the door, since the commentary felt live on one hand but persistet through a transition. Great work, Branzy, best montage I've seen in a while

    • @AptSaturn
      @AptSaturn Рік тому +2

      I only noticed the transition because of the weathered copper.

  • @NevCorey
    @NevCorey 8 місяців тому +3

    6:47 “I shall not steal from Branzy, he is weak and poor and kind” 😂😂😂

    • @ckwan_1
      @ckwan_1 2 місяці тому

      while making 4C dig for sad😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Trabowne
    @Trabowne Рік тому +29

    I love how branzy can make lifesteal content without any pvp or fighting, but still make such good content.

  • @TheMightyKite
    @TheMightyKite Рік тому +24

    Hopefully none of the others find out about this factory Branzy, otherwise you’ll get stolen from agai-
    Branzy: Invites princezam

  • @OscarReid-c7b
    @OscarReid-c7b 3 місяці тому +3

    22:53 yes and bring your little friend too there’s unpaid labour to do 😂😂😂

  • @aprilrolls
    @aprilrolls Рік тому +2229

    Child labour W 🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @frogstories329
    @frogstories329 Рік тому +44

    6:40 THATS TOO DAMN BAD KEEP DIGGIN’

    • @yossipreger
      @yossipreger Рік тому +1

      Also he would have an auto crafter instead of just shooting out the ingredients

    • @AshJolt
      @AshJolt 6 місяців тому +2

      "get digging bomby the ingredients are probably underground" -fries

  • @monfres
    @monfres Місяць тому

    6:40 the "dig" and the shulker with shovels got me cracking up lol

  • @tango2831
    @tango2831 Рік тому +10

    17:40 holy frik this was the cleanest cut ive ever seen i didnt even realized that the copper blocks oxidized in the first few seconds

  • @liamsherm
    @liamsherm Рік тому +9

    5:52 that transition was insane love it bro

  • @Kahve-yl6jv
    @Kahve-yl6jv 10 місяців тому +8

    2:05 thy is used as "yours" and thee is used as "you" as the object, while "thou" (you) is used as the subject.

  • @OGMaxwell0
    @OGMaxwell0 Рік тому +45

    3:11 Don’t you need those for your thousands of hearts

  • @John_C-two
    @John_C-two Рік тому +11

    there are so many underrated minecraft youtubers like this, the amount of effort put into these videos is just unreal.

  • @lilranger101
    @lilranger101 11 місяців тому +1

    This is one of the funniest channels ive seen lol 😂😂

  • @wemmbumc
    @wemmbumc Рік тому +326

    Can I have some hearts

    • @Branzy
      @Branzy  Рік тому +122

      Boom, hearted :)

    • @Hoppy.64
      @Hoppy.64 Рік тому +11

      Lol

    • @_Axel_12_
      @_Axel_12_ 9 місяців тому +8

      Ok ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @neoheist420
      @neoheist420 8 місяців тому +6

      Ok

    • @calebgamer2000
      @calebgamer2000 8 місяців тому +5

      lol

  • @chrisfacchiano7356
    @chrisfacchiano7356 Рік тому +8

    This build is so creative!!! I love this so much!! Whenever people find a way to make something like a factory/farm look cool and unique like launching the ingredients to you or the conveyer belts or heart counter simply for the reason of it looking cool and unique is my favorite

  • @MagnusJones-o6r
    @MagnusJones-o6r 2 місяці тому +1

    6:03 'Because no factory is complete without a waste of toxic sludge around it' exact reason i subbed

  • @whiteiscool9456
    @whiteiscool9456 8 місяців тому +2

    Branzy: Needs diamonds for hearts
    Also Branzy: Throws diamonds in lava

  • @Heil8123
    @Heil8123 Рік тому +32

    Anyone else noticed on ClownPierce's sign there is a

  • @Meche_man
    @Meche_man Рік тому +55

    Branzy's transitions are sooo smooth, i gotta admit

  • @CHEESUS1263
    @CHEESUS1263 10 місяців тому +5

    i love the movie "holes" reference. XD love ya branzy, best youtuber ever !!!

    • @pablocerezo6737
      @pablocerezo6737 4 місяці тому +1

      10 out of 10 movie (in my opinion)

    • @engaingrid
      @engaingrid 4 місяці тому +1

      @@CHEESUS1263 ye the movie holes is good

  • @JustAnotherOne4
    @JustAnotherOne4 Рік тому +32

    branzy just does not care about the stock market he will pump it to its fullest

  • @brodawgyt
    @brodawgyt Рік тому +10

    This might be coolest thing I have ever seen. It really is so wonderfully built and it shows your skills immensely. Excellent job, Branzy! That is a lot of commitment to build that.

  • @gummyreboot3925
    @gummyreboot3925 9 місяців тому +2

    That copper transition was so smooth I couldn’t even see it in 0.25 speed, keep it up!

  • @iglassica
    @iglassica Рік тому +20

    he sounds so happy when he does a clutch :)
    7:35

  • @Ren-hh1dd
    @Ren-hh1dd Рік тому +65

    Branzy when the autocrafter comes out:

    • @slightofhand3027
      @slightofhand3027 6 місяців тому +3

      Hearts=10000

    • @Faultyisafail
      @Faultyisafail 6 місяців тому +3

      All that work and what did it get me, anyways I’m making the heart factory 100 times efficient!

    • @RoxyHerbst
      @RoxyHerbst 5 місяців тому +1

      ???

  • @Andyboiii74
    @Andyboiii74 Місяць тому +2

    1:00 your lucky it’s not a glue factory is wild💀

  • @inspectoryes-fi7zd
    @inspectoryes-fi7zd Рік тому +15

    5:47 One of the smoothest transitions ive ever seen in minecraft
    Edit: Got further into the video. Definitely the best transitions ive seen.

  • @astrea_yt
    @astrea_yt Рік тому +25

    Most people: Use tunnel-bores to mine for diamonds
    *Branzy:* Tosses said diamonds into lava
    By the way, I'd love to know how you make the schematics that show the amount of materials on your build. (Just to be clear, I don't mean a mod like Litematica, but the ones that pop up on the screen when you're telling us about the builds.)

    • @CyansGhost
      @CyansGhost 11 місяців тому +2

      when he tossed them into lava i legit said "branzy. you need those."

  • @GrilledBread985
    @GrilledBread985 19 днів тому +3

    1:22 NOT THE "ARE YOU EMO" ADD😭😭

  • @deathafternoon6
    @deathafternoon6 Рік тому +7

    the 'clutch... i did it!' was so wholesome omg 🥺

  • @SnivyClawitzer
    @SnivyClawitzer Рік тому +13

    the fact that they actually donated those copper is pretty wholesome

  • @StevenVRG
    @StevenVRG 7 місяців тому

    6:56 that is the best sentence i have ever heard branzy say

  • @Manycreature525
    @Manycreature525 Рік тому +62

    Even though his videos take a while for him to post, his videos are absolutely fire

    • @ACupCakeGod
      @ACupCakeGod Рік тому +2

      agreed

    • @nolanmcnellis8553
      @nolanmcnellis8553 Рік тому

      I kinda think he used creative. He was at level 838 and then said he mined copper. After mining all those stacks his level didn’t change once?

    • @ghostlyboos6864
      @ghostlyboos6864 Рік тому +3

      @@nolanmcnellis8553 copper doesn’t drop EXP you know.

  • @grsefdydh98
    @grsefdydh98 Рік тому +13

    18:35 The number of times Clown killed branzy is a ❤ 💀💀💀

  • @Crxpticzy
    @Crxpticzy 6 місяців тому +1

    3:10
    A wise man once said; DIAMONDS ARE FOR PEASANTS!
    -sb737

  • @cr7king784
    @cr7king784 Рік тому +13

    0:35 nice to see branzy shout outing small channels like cookiegod

    • @MawadahZaki
      @MawadahZaki 4 місяці тому

      acookiegod has more subs than branzy 😭

    • @GreenG9
      @GreenG9 4 місяці тому

      Bro called a cookie god a small channel 💀

  • @kookiekitty4866
    @kookiekitty4866 Рік тому +30

    3:17 - who else noticed how brandy threw away diamonds when he needs so many? 😅

    • @Kichuplayz
      @Kichuplayz Рік тому +3

      Dude are you 2 years old

    • @SkibidiToilet-or1fx
      @SkibidiToilet-or1fx 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Kichuplayz ???

    • @PlayerGamez4
      @PlayerGamez4 9 місяців тому

      @@Kichuplayz he meant that he needed diamonds for the hearts to craft

  • @Lucas_coolest
    @Lucas_coolest 8 днів тому +1

    Love y’all’s vids

  • @Music_5012-b4g
    @Music_5012-b4g Рік тому +9

    17:45 the copper changed that means he was BUSY

  • @NorthofTheWoods
    @NorthofTheWoods Рік тому +12

    13:56
    transition was cleaner than soap

  • @ElijahGranados-b4n
    @ElijahGranados-b4n Місяць тому

    4:12😂 the soft music in the background and then the endless abyss of death

  • @DogHoldsController
    @DogHoldsController Рік тому +13

    5:40 the llama is on the mushroom there just vibing

  • @HopeGloriaCatz
    @HopeGloriaCatz Рік тому +10

    3:51 for some reason i found your ad very funny and watched it over like ten times lol

  • @Angyduck751
    @Angyduck751 6 місяців тому

    7:33 bro the ‘clutch, I did it!’ Was so cute

  • @elemenoinc
    @elemenoinc Рік тому +38

    Keep it up branzy you always find a way to please us

  • @SupernovaXD_
    @SupernovaXD_ Рік тому +6

    I love that this guy made a heart factory and cares so much about the exterior.

  • @DogeDog_YT
    @DogeDog_YT 2 місяці тому +3

    what shaders are those 7:30 those are really cool

    • @muddthemudd
      @muddthemudd Місяць тому

      @@DogeDog_YT rethinking voxels

  • @Jayprub
    @Jayprub Рік тому +11

    branzy always sounds like a radio host, even when he is talking to his friend off camera

  • @Angelic_Dream708
    @Angelic_Dream708 Рік тому +46

    In all honesty the transitions in this video are smoother than Patches' forehead

  • @TheMastermind7259
    @TheMastermind7259 6 місяців тому +2

    Man, the lifesteal servers maps with the heart plug-in should be downloadable. It's so big

  • @liamsherm
    @liamsherm Рік тому +10

    4:26 -branzy “ o no weres Harold”
    -Harold “you’ll never catch me aliv” (cuts to add) (back from add)- branzys snipers (BANG) “Harold has been neutralized… over”
    -me “man what a great series of events”
    Branzys snipers “ WE HAVE A WIT NES WE HAVE A WITNESS” (BANG)

    • @liamsherm
      @liamsherm Рік тому +1

      Why does it have a line over some of my text ? @branzy

    • @nathanmoshenek3495
      @nathanmoshenek3495 5 місяців тому

      -I don’t know-

  • @Amiistice
    @Amiistice Рік тому +23

    6:30 lol poor 4C.
    child labor was not the only form of labor to be exploited.

  • @DisplayName-n8u
    @DisplayName-n8u 8 місяців тому +2

    Branzy is the definition of the older you grow the more childish you are 😂

  • @JadenAllen
    @JadenAllen Рік тому +26

    #10 on trending?!? Congrats branzy, definitely well deserved!

  • @uhh_kris
    @uhh_kris 11 місяців тому +9

    14:56 Good Little Smurf lolll

  • @Shad0w_GaminYT
    @Shad0w_GaminYT 2 місяці тому +4

    6:38 ah yes forceful laybor my favorite

  • @ismailwaqas2098
    @ismailwaqas2098 Рік тому +11

    17:34 BRO THAT WAS THE MOST SMOOTH TRANSITION EVER!!! where did you even cut that?

    • @bIuefox
      @bIuefox Рік тому +3

      When he reached the note block it’s a little hard to see tho

    • @draakio3962
      @draakio3962 Рік тому

      @@bIuefox yeah but you can see the copper ocsedising

    • @bIuefox
      @bIuefox Рік тому

      @@draakio3962 oxidizing and wdym by that

    • @JesusSaves_everything
      @JesusSaves_everything 10 місяців тому

      @@bIuefox the copper is oxidized after the cut

  • @snowtijger933
    @snowtijger933 Рік тому +17

    7:06 best moments fr wild slavery

  • @LittleBuddy-j8e
    @LittleBuddy-j8e 5 місяців тому

    3:00 Branzy:oh look thrash *proceeds to burn the diamonds for the video

  • @ShreddyZ1
    @ShreddyZ1 Рік тому +8

    Its rare to be good at building and then also be good at redstone, Im decent my self but you are outstanding Branzy being a redstone master and master builder. Id love if you made tutorials or schematics of your builds. I love the item launcher and the whole build its self. Please make a tutorial on the whole build in different videos and make a series of this build. :0 :0 :)

  • @Lost_souls-hk4hn
    @Lost_souls-hk4hn Рік тому +11

    5:26 Two words: C O P P E R F A R M

  • @MysteriousNight_Macoroni
    @MysteriousNight_Macoroni 8 місяців тому

    3:10
    Branzy: *sees diamonds* "Oh look, trash." *throws diamonds in lava*

  • @curtislayne5868
    @curtislayne5868 Рік тому +17

    This man makes the best builds