Do a PvP match against clownpierce with 20 hearts and have him have like 10 with three rounds. It would be an amazing video like" I battled Minecraft's most deadly assassin" or something like that
Its crazy how everyone else on the server goes into these massive wars with crazy backstorys then branzys like: so i made a factory which automates the most valuble resource on the server using machines and *child labor*
Im gonna be completely honest here, Branzy is the flashiest minecraft youtuber ever. instead of simply creating just a heart farm, he created a whole ass beautiful factory just for the sake of it, and lets be honest, thats one hella flashy way to get hearts.
Imagine this in the new update though, where the ingredients could be sorted and auto-crafted with the new crafter and brought straight into the heart bank
If anyone cares about the transition at 7:39, the frame it happens is somewhere at 7:41. start at 7:40, use the < and > key, until you find it. it's right after the last frame with the unoxidized copper block.
Branzy's videos are like catchy song, they're good and you keep watching them but the moment you actually pay close attention to the lyrics..that's a whole new story
I love how Branzy makes it seem that the outcome will be negative only for it to twist. Like how he made his teammate mine sand and the totem chests. I love it ❤
Branzy is incredibly wholesome. Even in an SMP like the Lifesteal SMP with lots of traps and killing, he still manages to keep a very much positive and calm attitude in this masterpiece of a factory and video. Absolutely fantastic!
I love how he shows the blue prints! Also Branzy works so hard to be lazy I love it. Life goals. Also, also. I love Brandy’s new builds, they look awesome!
Everyone is talking about the great content, and while that's true, it is a staple of this channel. The sick montage, on the other hand, is relatively new and us just mind blowing. I had no idea where the cut was after Branzy closed and reopened the door, since the commentary felt live on one hand but persistet through a transition. Great work, Branzy, best montage I've seen in a while
This build is so creative!!! I love this so much!! Whenever people find a way to make something like a factory/farm look cool and unique like launching the ingredients to you or the conveyer belts or heart counter simply for the reason of it looking cool and unique is my favorite
the fact that in the beginning of the vid he said he needed thousands of diamonds and then proceeds to throw diamonds into lava minutes later still makes me laugh, i love you branzy, your humor and entertainment you put in videos seriously makes my day!
This might be coolest thing I have ever seen. It really is so wonderfully built and it shows your skills immensely. Excellent job, Branzy! That is a lot of commitment to build that.
Most people: Use tunnel-bores to mine for diamonds *Branzy:* Tosses said diamonds into lava By the way, I'd love to know how you make the schematics that show the amount of materials on your build. (Just to be clear, I don't mean a mod like Litematica, but the ones that pop up on the screen when you're telling us about the builds.)
Its rare to be good at building and then also be good at redstone, Im decent my self but you are outstanding Branzy being a redstone master and master builder. Id love if you made tutorials or schematics of your builds. I love the item launcher and the whole build its self. Please make a tutorial on the whole build in different videos and make a series of this build. :0 :0 :)
So many hearts… so little time before I lose them by being murdered repeatedly… what should I do with them??
Hi
Make a series of puzzles to troll the others with the reward being some hearts
I love your vids
hello, i think you should try to survive 10000 zombies...
Do a PvP match against clownpierce with 20 hearts and have him have like 10 with three rounds. It would be an amazing video like" I battled Minecraft's most deadly assassin" or something like that
Its crazy how everyone else on the server goes into these massive wars with crazy backstorys then branzys like: so i made a factory which automates the most valuble resource on the server using machines and *child labor*
😂
Nd don't forget the traps that always involves chickens some how
Hes basically pulling a switzerland
Branzy truly said “man I keep losing hearts might as well make them lose money”
yo kirby is spitinn facts
I like your profile pic
Yo hello other Kirby! Want a knife 🔪
Why are there so many kirbys the 2nd top comment is Kirby comment too
@@DuckyGames-dc4pu mm
3:03 Man discovers engineering, goes absolutely feral
I would absolutely love to see a Mumbo and Branzy collab
yes
that would be cool
same!
yes
Huh I want to watch mumbo
Branzy is proof that you don’t need any sweaty pvp tactics or Clownpierce’s skills to make some of the best videos on Lifesteal
Branzy*
Fax
Yeah
@@musicwithatharv lmao autocorrect did me dirty on that one. I’ve edited it :)
@@yellowdicesam :)
6:37 CACKLING HAVFHARHABB😭😭😭
18:36 he wrote a heart next to clownpierce
I just saw it that's genuinely so adorable
Clown is top center btw
Thought that was something cool to mention
Im gonna be completely honest here, Branzy is the flashiest minecraft youtuber ever. instead of simply creating just a heart farm, he created a whole ass beautiful factory just for the sake of it, and lets be honest, thats one hella flashy way to get hearts.
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Oh, he isnt i found the bot's comment
@@fishingmann you're damn right. If you rlly thought i was a bot i was abt to lose it- ive been called a bot twice this week-
Lol is this a tengen refrence???
Branzy writing
WAIT WHEN????
@@Epic_the_musical_hermes at 18:34 you can see a
love as in u want to date him
😊it😊true😊..😊😊
@@somecoolaccount'clownzy' is a ship name between branzy and clown, meaning some people pair them up in a romantic relationship
I love how branzy goes from "I TOLD YOU TO DIG" to building techinical tunnel bores and tnt cannons
im tired of this grandpa!
"That's just too bad! Dig!"
Branzy is the only lifesteal UA-camr to tackle child labor
So far
True
Probably the only one old enough to enforce child labor laws
Yeah the factory was practically the promised never land in Minecraft 😂
youre black
17:40 That was the best cut I have ever seen like seriously
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@@nsabri1978 rizz skibidi
Branzy fr makes lifesteal not boring to watch throughout the seasons!
Imagine this in the new update though, where the ingredients could be sorted and auto-crafted with the new crafter and brought straight into the heart bank
very well a possibility with it being so close
Fax
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@Ty_pix That’s Not Him
@@Tatteredapollo9it is
If anyone cares about the transition at 7:39, the frame it happens is somewhere at 7:41. start at 7:40, use the < and > key, until you find it. it's right after the last frame with the unoxidized copper block.
If you look closely you can see that Branzy put a
Noticed that too! Clownzy
19:09 “And like the fountain of youth we have our first little underplayed worker!”
Ashwag joined the game
Lol
I mean ash is canonically is Branzy’s and clowns child.
This is one of the best Minecraft channels I’ve seen in a while, the way everything is formatted and edited it just a beautiful formula
Branzy's videos are like catchy song, they're good and you keep watching them but the moment you actually pay close attention to the lyrics..that's a whole new story
XDD
Wtf kind of lyrics would be in his videos? you make no sense
@@Zer0se_"No factory is complete without a moat of toxic waste", forced work, child labour.
@@JapocaPiruetasAlpinas reading too much into it. It's not that deep
@@Zer0se_ Agreed
The “what just happened?” At 8:42 is so sweet!
ik
Bah bah baaaah
Branzy is the most underrated lifesteal member all of his videos are amazing and funny. Keep up the good work Branzy.
"This server has been stealing my hearts for years"
I love how amazing it is to take these quotes out of topic.
6:57 that meme is from the movie "holes" if anyone wanted to know:)
W movie
@@CalebB-ee9iu fr
The fact that Branzy is forcing 4C..
Branzy will always make our day.
Can I have some hearts
Boom, hearted :)
Lol
Ok ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Ok
lol
I love how Branzy makes it seem that the outcome will be negative only for it to twist. Like how he made his teammate mine sand and the totem chests. I love it ❤
I saw the the sign on Clownpierces's Armor of Shame and it has a "
Child labour W 🙏🙏🙏🙏
No way bro said that
I support Branzy no matter what he says
Child labor🍷🗿
And child abuse
What
Branzy is incredibly wholesome. Even in an SMP like the Lifesteal SMP with lots of traps and killing, he still manages to keep a very much positive and calm attitude in this masterpiece of a factory and video. Absolutely fantastic!
I love how he shows the blue prints! Also Branzy works so hard to be lazy I love it. Life goals.
Also, also. I love Brandy’s new builds, they look awesome!
Brandy?
“I’m tired grandpa!”
“That’s too damn bad! Keep digging!”
Had me on the floor😂
6:57
Branzy👴:well that's too damn bad you keep digging!
C4:is this legal?
Yes
Ofc it’s like digging sand at the beach
But ur forced too……BUT WHO CARES
Ok maybe c4 cares
like sh*t
Ofc it’s legal!
i love the modern minecraft youtuber mindset of making a huge farm for any minor inconvenience
Hey thanks for the Old English at 1:42, very nice touch!
Note: the edit was just fixing the timestamp because I somehow got it wrong the first time.
6:40 THATS TOO DAMN BAD KEEP DIGGIN’
Also he would have an auto crafter instead of just shooting out the ingredients
"get digging bomby the ingredients are probably underground" -fries
I love how branzy can make lifesteal content without any pvp or fighting, but still make such good content.
Anyone else noticed on ClownPierce's sign there is a
16:59 LETS GOOOOOOO PATCHES
6:44 "“You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.”
7:02 "is this legal?" my response was "is theft legal?"
14:47
Hi branzy
TheRealSquiddo left the game
😂😂😂
3:11 Don’t you need those for your thousands of hearts
That's what I was thinking
He already has enough
@@floppagaming31119:39
@@floppagaming3111he regrets doing it
Everyone is talking about the great content, and while that's true, it is a staple of this channel. The sick montage, on the other hand, is relatively new and us just mind blowing. I had no idea where the cut was after Branzy closed and reopened the door, since the commentary felt live on one hand but persistet through a transition. Great work, Branzy, best montage I've seen in a while
I only noticed the transition because of the weathered copper.
22:53 yes and bring your little friend too there’s unpaid labour to do 😂😂😂
17:40 holy frik this was the cleanest cut ive ever seen i didnt even realized that the copper blocks oxidized in the first few seconds
Hopefully none of the others find out about this factory Branzy, otherwise you’ll get stolen from agai-
Branzy: Invites princezam
Lol
2:05 thy is used as "yours" and thee is used as "you" as the object, while "thou" (you) is used as the subject.
there are so many underrated minecraft youtubers like this, the amount of effort put into these videos is just unreal.
Branzy when the autocrafter comes out:
Hearts=10000
All that work and what did it get me, anyways I’m making the heart factory 100 times efficient!
???
14:56 Good Little Smurf lolll
This build is so creative!!! I love this so much!! Whenever people find a way to make something like a factory/farm look cool and unique like launching the ingredients to you or the conveyer belts or heart counter simply for the reason of it looking cool and unique is my favorite
the fact that in the beginning of the vid he said he needed thousands of diamonds and then proceeds to throw diamonds into lava minutes later still makes me laugh, i love you branzy, your humor and entertainment you put in videos seriously makes my day!
1:00 your lucky it’s not a glue factory is wild💀
branzy just does not care about the stock market he will pump it to its fullest
Even though his videos take a while for him to post, his videos are absolutely fire
agreed
I kinda think he used creative. He was at level 838 and then said he mined copper. After mining all those stacks his level didn’t change once?
@@nolanmcnellis8553 copper doesn’t drop EXP you know.
branzy hinted the abyss and the foundation all within 5 minutes.OMG
Branzy's transitions are sooo smooth, i gotta admit
You aint never lied
17:37 is crazy
the 'clutch... i did it!' was so wholesome omg 🥺
5:51 clean transition
3:17 - who else noticed how brandy threw away diamonds when he needs so many? 😅
Dude are you 2 years old
@@Kichuplayz ???
@@Kichuplayz he meant that he needed diamonds for the hearts to craft
This might be coolest thing I have ever seen. It really is so wonderfully built and it shows your skills immensely. Excellent job, Branzy! That is a lot of commitment to build that.
i love the movie "holes" reference. XD love ya branzy, best youtuber ever !!!
10 out of 10 movie (in my opinion)
@@CHEESUS1263 ye the movie holes is good
the fact that they actually donated those copper is pretty wholesome
13:56
transition was cleaner than soap
6:47 “I shall not steal from Branzy, he is weak and poor and kind” 😂😂😂
while making 4C dig for sad😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Most people: Use tunnel-bores to mine for diamonds
*Branzy:* Tosses said diamonds into lava
By the way, I'd love to know how you make the schematics that show the amount of materials on your build. (Just to be clear, I don't mean a mod like Litematica, but the ones that pop up on the screen when you're telling us about the builds.)
when he tossed them into lava i legit said "branzy. you need those."
Branzy knew the factory was gonna work so he threw the diamonds into lave and called them trash🤣🤣🤣
Insane the factory the redstones systems are amazing +1 subscriber
he sounds so happy when he does a clutch :)
7:35
7:32
Its rare to be good at building and then also be good at redstone, Im decent my self but you are outstanding Branzy being a redstone master and master builder. Id love if you made tutorials or schematics of your builds. I love the item launcher and the whole build its self. Please make a tutorial on the whole build in different videos and make a series of this build. :0 :0 :)
6:38 ah yes forceful laybor my favorite
branzy always sounds like a radio host, even when he is talking to his friend off camera
18:35 The number of times Clown killed branzy is a ❤ 💀💀💀
19:38 cat said: LET ME RETIRE
5:47 One of the smoothest transitions ive ever seen in minecraft
Edit: Got further into the video. Definitely the best transitions ive seen.
17:45 the copper changed that means he was BUSY
This is one of the funniest channels ive seen lol 😂😂
Keep it up branzy you always find a way to please us
5:40 the llama is on the mushroom there just vibing
Ikr-
6:03 'Because no factory is complete without a waste of toxic sludge around it' exact reason i subbed
this factory will be incredible once the autocrafter gets added
5:52 that transition was insane love it bro
In all honesty the transitions in this video are smoother than Patches' forehead
Damn 💀
:0
...um.
change the groomer pfp
change ur pfp from the stinky racist groomer
Wow
I felt physical pain when he threw the diamonds in lava
I love that this guy made a heart factory and cares so much about the exterior.
0:35 nice to see branzy shout outing small channels like cookiegod
acookiegod has more subs than branzy 😭
Bro called a cookie god a small channel 💀
The background music while he is making 4c dig is so funny
7:06 best moments fr wild slavery
3:51 for some reason i found your ad very funny and watched it over like ten times lol
Your editing is unbelievable it's so good
6:54 was my favrout thing i force minecraff vilage do to
6:30 lol poor 4C.
child labor was not the only form of labor to be exploited.
Branzy is the definition of the older you grow the more childish you are 😂
I would like to see Branzy's statistics on wandering traders killed + their llamas. That would make a banger video!
Wow so many likes
This man makes the best builds
The child labor system was so funny😂
11:58 so its basically "The Infinibore", but a smaller, weaker and more compact version of it
12:58 just now realizing branzy sounds like gonzo when he's distressed
The holes reference!😊
I have never seen a build with the kinds of attention to detail like the filling heart bank. Well done.