You Can't Get to Heaven in a Miniskirt
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- Опубліковано 4 гру 2023
- Sarah and Jessica host the "You Can't Get to Heaven in a Miniskirt" podcast. They join us to talk about skirts, sex, purity culture, and more!
PODCAST PAGE: www.heaveninaminiskirt.com
Apologies for the re-upload. I'm an idiot and needed to fix an error. - Seth
I understand about it worse coming out as an atheist than coming out as gay. I was scared to tell my mum I’m trans but I still haven’t told her I’m an atheist.
But why? Atheism is way better than pretending there is a God! Isn`t she just going to figure that you're damned already, lol? Or is an atheist an actual devil-worshipper to her Doctrine? I personally am a Universalist so nobody is damned. Good luck!
Same. I'm gay, came out to my parents and dealt with the fallout from that. As of now I'm almost fully agnostic and I still haven't told them yet
In grade school and junior high (mostly 1950s) we had to kneel at the door in front of the teacher and our skirt had to touch the floor. And we HAD to wear skirts/dresses. You could wear slacks under your skirt on really cold/snow days, but had to take them off immediately when you walked in the school door. Teachers were there to check the girls out.
That’s the worst. So much policing of women and girls’ bodies.
Man that is just beyond bizarre.
Why do they hate women, or at least have to keep them down? Does the Bible instruct them to do this? Definitely! I think they fear that the Goddess will return and destroy their cult of ritual blood sacrifice. And The Venus of Willendorf will spread peace, love, happiness, truth, justice, freedom, liberty, democracy, equality, equity, compassion, empathy, kindness, logic, integrity, honesty, forgiveness, education, acceptance, and tolerance throughout the Universe! The Goddess used to rule the world 26,000 years ago and at other places and times. I`m an agnostic, atheist, antitheist, secular, humanist, eclectic, Wiccan, satanist, and Unitarian Universalist, but I really like the idea of The Sacred Feminine; I always recommend getting a new God when talking to Xians because I usually explain in great detail exactly how EVIL their God is. And it`s like, out of all the gods, goddesses, deities, and higher powers, why did you have to choose the absolute worst one, lol? Have they considered Venus Aphrodite or Easter? Sorry for too many words, lol! Great video, Seth, and wonderful, guests, thanks for posting! Peace & love! 🎄The 9 worlds Tree of Life, Yggdrasill! Happy, Yule Solstice!
This video hit home. Thanks Seth Jessica and Sarah
You have to find the SW holiday special and watch it with rifftrax. Classic! Bee Arthur was born for her part in this!
My poem for witches:
*JUDGE YEA NOT*
Dancing in the moonlit air,
A summer sabat night.
A coven full of witches fair,
Practicing a rite
They gather round the circle there, And raise the cone of power.
Then dance around in widdershins, that thirteen petaled flower.
Their altar and their athames.
Their potions and their charms
The witches they enchant me.
They mean to us no harm.
But no longer shall the moonlit air touch their naked skins.
For their magic art and fertility rites,
Have been declared a sin.
Nine million died in hell on earth and in the name of god. Tried in courts presided by,
JUSTICE JUDGE YEA NOT.
So don't speak to me of sin my friend,
With bloodstains on your hands.
Don't speak of turn the other cheek,
And rape us on our lands.
You don't have to scowel and shriek you know, like a vampire in the sun,
At the witches on their sabbat night and their idea of fun.
I loathe your hypocritic ways,
But thats your karma friend.
You to yours and me to mine
Blessed be. The end.
I went to a Christian school in my hometown of Dothan, Alabama! Our school wasn’t a straight when it came to the cheerleader uniforms, but three or four of the screws we played their cheerleaders, had to wear the floor length skirts and long sleeves
Seth, thank you so much. Sarah, Jessica, I'll be looking for your podcasts.
About the book of Revelation: You have to read it back to front to get the secret messages! 😮 Just subscribed to You Can’t Get to Heaven in a Miniskirt podcast 🎉
Yay!! Thanks so much!
From what I've read Heaven would be a very boring place to be. I have no intentions of spending all eternity in a golden Borg cube with my lips pressed up against the invisible sky wizard's colon.
I was raised to believe that in heaven you sing, praise and worship god all day, every day, for freaking ever. Oh hell, no.
@@trishayamada807Also, why would a god require/need worship or glorification?
@@_Omega_Weapon exactly! God is a narcissist. I think God as portrayed in the Bible is the bad guy, not the good guy.
Paul wrote that in that place there is neither male nor female. But it must be even worse for the soul of a gay man to find himself in the Bottomless Pit of Hell.
@@jacksimpson-rogers1069souls don't exist, neither does hell. I'm a gay man, and when I cease to live, I will cease to exist, just like everyone else.
Wicca is a theistic religion specifically; however witchcraft can be atheistic. If I'm not mistaken though, there may Wiccans that only worship the god and goddess as sort of archetypes?
I'm a practicing witch myself, and I don't believe in anything outside of the laws of nature. There are actually a quite a few witches like me who practice though using open label placebo. It's very cathartic, and a lot of fun!
Absolutely! I am also a pagan witch. I belive all pantheons of deities were created by man. Also, most healers were practicing medicine that were available to them. Pagan practices are nature based and follow the cycles of the year. I see spellcraft and ritual as the placebo effect and manifestation and yes, so much fun!
Look at me, catching the video before the podcast!
I love these two! I subscribed to their podcast after listening to this episode and I binged several of their episodes yesterday. Thanks for sharing, Seth!! 😊
Sarah and Jessica you are amazing and beautiful! ❤
You too Seth!
The craziest and most American thing I've heard in while was Jessica's insistence that her family wasn't Christian but were Catholic. That's just a false statement in reality but in the American/Americanized cults it's normal. It's a curse in Canada lately and not just restricted to religious culture. It's not good.
If there are no girls in miniskirts there, then they've got some nerve calling it "heaven."
Totally agree!!
No no, its a misunderstanding.
You cant wear miniskirts in heaven.
I mean, can you imagine me,
An old dude, brown skin, a bit of beer belly, a chest full of hair, hairy legs.
Imagine me wearing a miniskirt.
No man, miniskirts are sexy, but only if the one wearing it is also just as sexy.
I can just picture out my old english teacher wearing a mini... blech...🤢🤮
No man, not everyone can fit in a baggy pants with lotsa pockets, but i do. And it suits me fine.
I look like a handy man👷
As a combat veteran I know there's a mentality you have while in country and there to do a job, but looking back I never hated anyone... But religion is purely the reason for war and conflict... So my biggest reason for accepting that I am and have always been an atheist is that without religion and religious chest pounding, we wouldn't have wars, we probably wouldn't have had 9-11. These lovely ladies are great guests, thank you for being the truest you!
We would still have wars because conflicts about culture and resources and delusions of grandeur are still a thing. Just look at Russia attacking Ukraine, it's not about differences between their respective versions of Orthodox Christianity.
But at least we'd save ourselves these wars that are caused by religion. Every reason less to go to war is a good thing.
Thinking Atheist, my notice was late and I saw it, thought it was TransAtlantic, just by the thumbnail. Which I still was going to watch! Then I clicked and here you are! Great conversation. In the 70s , Jr. High in S. CA, we had a 'ban' on shorts, and made q version, (short, too) where we cut pants off, put elastic in the knees, and wore 'shorts, bare legs, bell bottoms', actually lioked pretty good. Of course, we were 12 through 15. LOL. 👍💙💙💙🥰✌
If there was a heaven, I would have to assume that everyone is in the buff. After all, there is plenty of time for everyone to be comfortable with everyone else.
😂😂
You’re both totally charming. As a fairly recent apostate who hasn’t yet had a chance to socialize with others, I’had a hunch my female counterparts would be especially interesting and fun. I’m in love with Jessica.
Wow thank you, you've made my day!
My christian camp had a campfire verse that was a call and response
"Oh you can't get to heavan
In a miniskirt"
And in hindsight...yikes
Well now I have something to do this holiday season - get high and watch the star wars holiday special lol.
You read those passages with unholy relish. Excellent job!
Awesome interview ! 🙌🏽
Thanks!!
The Irish comedian Dave Allen had the same question about which body parts were covered, which he brought up during a joke about Adam and Eve. He wondered about the little nose covers we'd be wearing if , after eating the fruit, Adam and Eve were ashamed of it, instead.
Just to add an early historical perspective on witches.
The term originally referred to the 'priests' of Anglo-Saxon Paganism and was spelled 'wicca' for male and 'wicce' for female wizards, and the plural was 'wiccan' [the 'cc' became 'cch' in Middle English and 'tch' in Modern English and was a hard 'ch' sound]. The term developed its negative connotations after the Englisch converted to Christianity as a way to demonise those who still followed the old beliefs.
I have had the pleasure of reading from Revelations at my grandparents church they were Pentecostal.
Yeah.
You can't get to heaven in a miniskirt.
'Cause if you're entitled to wear a miniskirt,
you are already there.
Thank you for sharing this, good content to listen to
and witches can also be independent, or pagan, or even athiest.
Apparently they can also be Christian from what I've gathered from some claim to be such, but I have no idea how that works.
I´m seven mins in and I LOVE YOU WOMEN (sorry Seth). I´m gonna check their podcast out for sure
Thanks so much!!
I can't wait to listen to the podcast, but I might have to watch Hocus Pocus first.
Hah @TheThinkingAtheist that was me with the Lightsaber on Halloween! It's from LamaDiLuce, it's a Polaris saber that I used in Ludosport (which, yeah, is just fencing using forms copied from SW) :D
Idk, do clothes go to heaven? What is worn here presumably becomes irrelevant there, right? Also, I think the song is "I Ain't Gonna Grieve My Lord no more", and as a kid I sang it in elementary music class (at a public school, no less!). I never heard the mini skirt/little flirt verse, though. So now, thanks to this wonderful, enjoyable conversation (which I loved!), I am left with an earworm that is this old song from my childhood, but worse, bc now there's this horrible new verse. So thanks, you three!! 😂
In religious videos I always love to ask this question.
Can anyone guess what religion these commandments belong to?1. One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.
2. The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.
3. One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.
4. The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.
5. Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.
6. People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.
7. Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
THE MOMENT I HEARD BETHEL I THOUGHT OF THE COLLEGE I WENT TO WHICH IS A SLAVIC COMMUNITY…Bethel now partners with them they are dominionist and that’s what caused me to question everything like everything so I almost Rolled on the ground laughing I cannot…
If I were wearing a miniskirt I suspect it's more than just heaven that would turn me away.
(Though I do look pretty good in a kilt, so maybe I could pull off the skirt after all.. shrug)
God, the whole measuring of skirts bit reminded me of when I was in middle school, our dress code had a "flamingo test" for shorts and skirts, where you'd raise your calf perpendicular to your thigh and if it touched you were good. The dress code sucked for other reasons (no tshirts, a super narrow selection of permissible colors, no sneakers or open-toed shoes but the no open-toed shoe I can at least understand for safety reasons), but that one was probably the most ridiculous. This was _public school_ so I can only imagine how much worse it gets in religious schools even beyond what you guys brought up...
And what would happen if a girl turned up wearing a completely enveloping, personhood-negating burka/niqab. I mean she would have been the epitome of “modesty”, she wouldn’t have excited any male loins, she would be completely unpersoned - is that what they want?
@@jandrews6254 I'm sure the xenophobia would override the bizarre obsession with "modesty", let's be real they'd find _something_ to complain about. They can't just let students pick their own clothes to fit their own comfort and style without making a fuss about it in some way, that would be ridiculous. 9_9
I watched the Star Wars Holiday Special when it first aired in 1977, but I couldn't pay much attention to it because I was 7 and had a bad case of digestive issues necessitating many trips to the bathroom. I assumed it was something I ate, but it may have been the Star Wars Holiday Special.
I find it funny how there are religious commercials being played before this program started.
I’m a non theist Dianic Wiccan. We don’t have any male gods we just worship Mother Earth and remember the prehistoric goddess. We’re those women Pat Robertson complained about.😂
Jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam
Aw 😂
Ah, that stinks you had to reupload this, when I get a moment I'll watch it again so the views count.
That song was sung on my dad's bus route and all throughout my childhood. I was thinking about it just earlier today!
My absolute favourite example of how ridiculously women's nipples are taboo in USA was in one tv-show where a trans person went to have the top surgery from female to male. And before and during the surgery the nipples were blurred, because hey a biological female chest. But then after the surgery they just suddenly stopped blurring it because now it's a man's chest. And I just sat there thinking "those are LITERALLY the same nipples you just blurred a moment ago?!?
the Muslim swim wear is just really sun-safe in Australia. we don't think much of it here
you need to do a thing on Bethel.
I had so many friends that went there. So crazy.
you are already in heaven when wearing a miniskirt
Sarah must be from New Brunswick. The Picaroons sweater is a giveaway. Hello fellow NBer
We both are NBers originally but Jess lives on the west coast now!
Nonsense. I’ve been to “heaven in a miniskirt” many times.
That’s where heaven is located.🤤🥳🥰🤭
😆❤️✌️
Ex Catholic here and the only "Holy Spirit I ascribe to is Gin.
When they filmed the TV show, "I Dream of Jeannie" in the '60 the censors objected to them showing Barbara Eden's navel so she had to wear a bandaid colored to match her skin tone.
I'm curious as to why I can finally watch this. I clicked on it before the re-upload and it said that it was taken down?
I watch WETA UK, and they DID show a series, "Coupling" with a central cast of three men and three women, where there can be no question that for instance in "The Best Friend's Bottom" the said best friend of the man's lover comes out of the said lover's shower to answer a phone call our hero has made by accident . She has her back to him, drops her phone, and drops the towel, clearly in full sight. We know he sees it all, but we see none of it! That and the conversation when she realises he's right behind her are hilarious.
What I detest, in equally good videos where the camera does show nipples and buttock cleavages, and the video has pixellated them, annoy me as being more prurient than showing us what the camera sees. It should be considered insulting to mess up what the woman has consented to show to the camera.
Shadayim!
But you can get into the club.
Before they got into trouble, how was Adam and Eve dressed? How were they dressed to get into trouble?
God doesn't want all these cloths, dressing was the sin that gave them away.
I'm not the one saying nudity all the time, that was god.
The person I like to see you have a conversation with is anyone from honey badger radio
challenge accepted
It sounded like you made a statement about how no one ever make fun of a man but as soon as someone disagrees with a woman he must gay but hey when he's right he's right
what was removed
Can't get to heaven in a strapless gown cuz you'll go up and it'll go down
17:40 not sure if it was a misspronounciation, but i gave me this stupid thought:
as a true christian, you dont use google, thats the devils. you use yahoo, thats the search engine from our god yahwe xD
I'm a bird lover, I use Duckduckgo.
The Winner Of The Week For The Two Finger Solute, Goes To None Other Than PAUL Himself! 😂
According to the Left Behind series you go to heaven naked, so a mini skirt seems like less to get out of "shrugs*
Anger comes from fear.
Thanks for this interesting talk. I had no idea religious ppl could make up smth as stupid ad offensive as "treasure hunting",ugh!
Also, imagine those poor women wearing "burkini". I hate the feeling of wet clothes on my skin, it's so disgusting.
In the early 70's the nuns made us kneel in front of the class with a ruler to measure. We had to unroll our skirts to touch the floor. They liked to publicly embarass us at a girl's school!
If you're male you can be a powerful Manwich.
Doesn’t everyone turn up in heaven nude? That’s the way we come in. Why wouldn’t it be the way we go out?
If I'm to believe there are no miniskirts in heaven, how could it be heavenly?
My mom thinks I’m a prodigal.
The 3 most popular religious topics are sex, the end times, and will there be sex in the end times.
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There is no God
My cat thinks he is God
T***p thinks he's god
I don't believe there's any, and I'd argue that the Abrahamic god is logically impossible, but can you prove there's no god of any kind??
And if there were, It wouldn't be worthy of Worship.
There is no God.....Only ZOOL !!!!
Camp Saginaw anyone?
You can take the kids to Disneyland in cA
Why re-uploaded?
Fixed an error. My fault.
Why was this deleted and replaced
The name of the actor referenced in Star Wars was wrong.
@@HeaveninaMiniskirt lol. Thanks. I didn't make it to that part. I was listening early this afternoon while driving and then it just... went away. It kinda freaked me out. I was like "oh no, what could they have possibly said to get deleted?!" Glad it was put back
Eta: a celebrity!
Sarah is a good person for preferring Star Trek. Sadly, Jessica is shamefully a Star Wars fan. :P
It is a sad irony how a religion so vocal about "morality" = can be so sex-obsessed...... It took priests to teach mankind about "shame" - shame of themselves in a world where all is supposed to be a reflection of their "Gods' design".
I still drink the Kool-Aid...little sips...but I love my gay, mini-skirted, deviant friends. Perhaps the biggest jerks out there are some of my fellow Christians. Worst are the ones who claim they follow Jesus but seem more like they follow Hitler. At any rate, be safe. Be you.
Benedictine liqueur. Plenty of alcohol brewing catholic monks.
It's all in one breath as a set phrase, but stop for a second: What the hell are "RUMORS OF WARS" seriously?
It's understandable in the ancient, pre-industrial, illiterate word-of-mouth world, ...but in the age of networked instant telecommunication, we can all agree there is NO SUCH THING.
Star Trek>Star Wars😅
Hellll yeah
@@HeaveninaMiniskirt Thanks for the reply! Really enjoyed your discussion :)
Thanks!! We had a lot of fun talking to Seth.
No question!
I know I have a copy of the star wars holiday special and I was hoping to tell you it's on Disney plus but it's definitely not there other than Lego version. Classic cheese fest!
Free the Nipples and Free your mind.......
Yes, certain people are hurting and want to take it out on somebody. Also known as "coping and seething!". Cue the "Coping and Seething" meme clip!
catholics schools measured in the 60s.. amongst other nonsense.
Worshipping a zombie, consuming his flesh & blood, cherry picking the rules to follow - totally fine.
Wearing clothes, some old man fear to feel triggered by - It's a sin!
You can't achieve nirvana in a straightjacket.
The original star wars trilogy is horrible, as is all the new garbage. Fight me! 😂
Heretic!
The whole problem here is that we're interpreting the past based on today's principals. Today a sleazy man is just the same as a sleazy woman; there's no difference. The relative roles of men and women 2000 years ago were not intended to suppress women, but rather to stabilize families and let them actually survive. Practicality 2000 years ago demanded that men primarily were providers, and women primarily took care of the children. 2000 years ago those were based on biology, plain and simple. Do people actually think that life was just great for men 2000 years ago, and women were the only ones oppressed? I have news for you: men were miserable and women were miserable just as much. I know of no Christian today that believes that women for some reason need be held to a different standard than men when it comes to sexual promiscuity, nor that women need to be clothed 'differently' compared to men.
The Christians that I knew would profess equality, but they came down harder on the girls, a little easier on the boys.
"Seek the Lord while He may be found, Call upon Him while He is near." Isaiah 55:6. "that if you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved." Romans 10:9. "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life." John 3:16
First, I am NOT trying to prove my point, not entrap you or any other weird motivation, nor being facetious, or didactic, I assure you. I am simply asking questions. Whether a person is Christian, Atheist, or believes in The Flying Monkeys, I believe we have an inherent right to our belief system, so I do not challenge your beliefs. That is a basic human right, and who can say that is right or wrong. One thing many, including Christians do not do is a) have a complete thought process on matters, and 2) have an inability to answer directly, without skirting, etc. I am asking for YOUR thoughts, not to disprove Christianity, please.
Why am I asking you this? You are actively professing your platform so I want to hear your thoughts., not prove or disprove you.
I have three questions to really think about and answer: 1) What is an "atheist", i.e. beyond the simple answer that you don't believe the Judeo-Christian story or God?
2) Why have you spent so many years examining, focusing and professing the lunacy of a book you do not believe in. That is, what motivates you-are you looking for followers, exposing the truth, anything? What is your end-game? Very few are such authorities on ideologies they don't believe in or adhere to, so what do YOU believe in? Forget the tenets of the Bible and tell what your platform is, rather than what it isn't. That way people can make their mind up. (Please do not give me answers like "logic, reason etc." That is a right-side/ left-side brain thing. I am asking what an atheist belief system is, in respect to your tenets, etc..)
And 3) If you profess the errancy of the Bible, do you exemplify this is your daily life? (I am not talking about unlawfulness such as murder or silly things such as mixing fibers, etc.) Without any sanctimony attached to anything, do you lie, do you fornicate/have multiple partners, swear, have gay sex, live a life that demonstrates opposition and disbelief in these tenets? People will know you by the "fruit you bear". In all fairness, that applies to atheists too, I believe. How are you living out what you profess or in this case, dispute?.
To that last remark, whether you do or not, If so, why and if not, why? If you do the things of the Bible, are you not inadvertently adhering to it, at least in some subconscious level? This can be a dichotomy. Before you start, I am not talking about living like an ancient culture. Our laws and moral attributes are Judeo-Christian, not saying that is good. It is our modern world. Can you please answer these directly?
Wait my comment deleted? You still an evangelical inside. Unsubscribed.
Are you sure you didn't comment on the first upload of the video, which got deleted?
They had to re-upload it for some reason, and I suspect that could be your problem here. Got removed from my Watch Later, which was abutting.
I haven't deleted any comments.
pretty sure you can't... but not because of the skirt