Jack Sparrow is Captain of the Titanic

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  • @Swissswoosher
    @Swissswoosher Рік тому +3141

    Jack trying to remove water out of the Titanic got me 💀😂

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Рік тому +66

      Jack : 🌊🪣

    • @AizensPlan
      @AizensPlan Рік тому +113

      SHE CAN HOLD A BIT LONGER!

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Рік тому +9

      @@AizensPlan yup lol

    • @jimaco0312
      @jimaco0312 Рік тому +37

      ⁠@@AizensPlanyep only 17 million gallons of water left! 😂

    • @LisaAnn777
      @LisaAnn777 Рік тому +13

      ​@@jimaco0312 that's a lot of buckets.

  • @Will-nn3pb
    @Will-nn3pb Рік тому +1132

    I love that Jack was Bucketing the water out of the ship back into the ship

    • @JohnSapato
      @JohnSapato Рік тому +90

      He's a bit confused, but he's got the spirit. 😂

    • @jonsangels2465
      @jonsangels2465 Рік тому +38

      At the least, his intentions are in the right place.

    • @raymondhart9518
      @raymondhart9518 Рік тому +25

      That was my favorite part too... then the scream.

    • @Christrulesall2
      @Christrulesall2 Рік тому +12

      It could hold. You never know.😉😂

    • @Will-nn3pb
      @Will-nn3pb Рік тому +11

      @@Christrulesall2 he does have a high reputation

  • @The12thDimension.
    @The12thDimension. Рік тому +1778

    Jack rescuing Jack at the end was actually quite wholesome.
    10/10

  • @toddkurzbard
    @toddkurzbard Рік тому +2142

    As a TITANIC historian of 40+ years, I can confirm this is exactly as it happened.

    • @ghostty5014
      @ghostty5014 Рік тому +27

      I knew it

    • @CIeaner23
      @CIeaner23 Рік тому +19

      I’m sorry but imagine dedicating all of your life’s work towards a ship that’s rotting away and sank 111 years ago..

    • @carnage6556
      @carnage6556 Рік тому +9

      @@CIeaner23 Fr why spend so long studying one ship that sank when u could study entire time periods

    • @AbrahamLincoln4
      @AbrahamLincoln4 Рік тому +1

      ​​@@CIeaner23idk. Why do people dedicate their lifes work to a random human being who died 100 years ago. I mean, they're just a person. What's so interesting about it? what a stupid comment.

    • @Dannymart_88445
      @Dannymart_88445 Рік тому +38

      ​@@CIeaner23imagine minding your business

  • @goldman77700
    @goldman77700 Рік тому +444

    Titanic didn't sink because it hit an iceberg but because it had 3 Jacks on board. It exceeded its Jack capacity.

    • @TheOriginalCFA1979
      @TheOriginalCFA1979 Рік тому +61

      That’s jacked up.

    • @AssassinIsAfk
      @AssassinIsAfk Рік тому +41

      Amber heard was on the ship, so the Titanic decided to sink itself

    • @goldman77700
      @goldman77700 Рік тому +23

      @@AssassinIsAfk Nah Amber heard sank Atlantis that's why nobody has found it.

    • @slooob23
      @slooob23 Рік тому +16

      Jackpacity exceeded

    • @lightningalex5324
      @lightningalex5324 Рік тому +6

      ​@@AssassinIsAfkShe doesn't look good for over 111 years old.

  • @ShadowCammando24
    @ShadowCammando24 Рік тому +202

    “If I find one I shall inform you immediately.” *Immediately hits iceberg.* 😂

  • @athensk.4720
    @athensk.4720 Рік тому +645

    It was already great but “JACK!” caught me off guard for some reason 😂👏

  • @Elliottblancher
    @Elliottblancher Рік тому +812

    I feel like despite Jack Sparrow always being drunk, he would have more likely saved the Titanic from hitting the Iceberg

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Рік тому +25

      🧊🚢

    • @jimaco0312
      @jimaco0312 Рік тому +110

      Yeah he would’ve missed the ice berg after saying “wait i thought we were heading to the Bahamas” 😂

    • @quillmaurer6563
      @quillmaurer6563 Рік тому +155

      He would cruise by the iceberg saying to it "You will always remember this as the day you almost sank Captain Jack Sparrow!"

    • @MrBassmann15
      @MrBassmann15 Рік тому +33

      Considering the fact that the real historical captain of the Titanic was a drunk who rarely showed up, Jack Sparrow probably would have done better anyway.

    • @brandonveltri2825
      @brandonveltri2825 Рік тому +12

      @@jimaco0312 Tortuga

  • @felixk3814
    @felixk3814 Рік тому +152

    "Well Thank you, Jack....Not you! We named the monkey Jack.... "😂😂😂best Part!!!

  • @adamtruong1759
    @adamtruong1759 Рік тому +240

    0:34 I love how this is suppose to be a dramatic slow-mo scene, and then there's Jack who's just like "Screw that crap, I'm out of here" proceeding to leave other Jack and Rose to fend for themselves.

  • @katelynrushe9025
    @katelynrushe9025 Рік тому +677

    I’ve never felt so guilty for laughing so hard. Well done!

  • @aidanrogers4438
    @aidanrogers4438 Рік тому +300

    This makes sense now. Davy Jones had the Titanic sunk because Jack owed him a debt he wouldn’t pay.

    • @eyeballpapercut4400
      @eyeballpapercut4400 Рік тому +20

      Pirates of the Carribean 5: Dead Men -Tell No Tales- on Titanic

    • @piercelindenberg6842
      @piercelindenberg6842 Рік тому +12

      And when Jack STILL wouldn’t pay, he sank the Britannic as well.

    • @YoungLatinist
      @YoungLatinist Рік тому +1

      If he made it back to England, he'd probably end in Victoria's locker for wasting so many lives😂😂😂

    • @Heptaerna0527
      @Heptaerna0527 Рік тому

      AND caused the Olympic to collide with another ship…

    • @TheCAFProduction
      @TheCAFProduction Рік тому

      @@piercelindenberg6842 And Lusitania. And Empress of Ireland. And Morro Castle. And Andrea Doria. And Oceanos. And Costa Concordia. It just keeps going.

  • @FalconsEye58094
    @FalconsEye58094 Рік тому +73

    hits the iceberg and he's just standing there. its brilliant

  • @Class158
    @Class158 Рік тому +53

    I was expecting "Did everyone see that because I will NOT be doing it again." after the jump. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
    @MrWhatdafuBOOM Рік тому +55

    Jack Dawson: The Jack Rose had.
    Jack Sparrow: The Jack Rose needed.

  • @awppenheimer
    @awppenheimer Рік тому +37

    Rose yelling Jack made this so much better than it already was

  • @whereami2477
    @whereami2477 Рік тому +28

    "If I see one, I shall inform you immediately" 😂

  • @notthatfatboy6519
    @notthatfatboy6519 Рік тому +27

    Good to finally see the unedited version. Now the sinking makes much more sense.

  • @patrioticjustice9040
    @patrioticjustice9040 Рік тому +182

    Davy Jones: (watching the Titanic sink) Jack Sparrow... our debt is settled.
    Palifico: The captain goes down with his ship.
    Maccus: Not even Jack Sparrow can best the devil.
    Davy Jones: (remembers the Heart of the Ocean) Open the chest. Open the chest, I need to see it! (opens the chest to find it empty; a flashback reveals Jack holding it) *DAMN YOU, JACK SPARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!*

    • @haljordan777
      @haljordan777 Рік тому +3

      The only thing that would make this video better is if Davy Jones was in it. The Monkee.

  • @J-Bahn
    @J-Bahn Рік тому +41

    The way lightoller looked at jack sparrow when the ship hit berg. So funny.

  • @grantkruger3689
    @grantkruger3689 Рік тому +25

    This just needs Jack saying "oh bugger" when the ship hits the iceberg 😆

  • @palpipapi4726
    @palpipapi4726 Рік тому +26

    Rose shouts Jack was amazing! :)

  • @thomasanderson2757
    @thomasanderson2757 Рік тому +70

    Fun fact: Johnny Depp was going to star in Titanic but refused the role because he felt the film's 180-page script was too long, James Cameron did get him to make a cameo in the bridge.

  • @Soundtracks92
    @Soundtracks92 Рік тому +42

    I just realized Jack was actually putting water back in the room and not out of the ship 😂

  • @endermanwithalowercasee
    @endermanwithalowercasee Рік тому +39

    Honestly if Jack Sparrow was the captain of the Titanic....I can see this being exactly what he'd try to do lol

  • @Seminooos
    @Seminooos Рік тому +66

    I can’t believe someone didn’t think of this idea a long time ago because it is brilliant. 🤣

  • @James-vy5ng
    @James-vy5ng Рік тому +26

    He survived by strapping two sea turtles together.

  • @Optimusprime240
    @Optimusprime240 Рік тому +82

    I'm shocked you skipped his fitting "...hard to starboard!"

    • @Spanky-E
      @Spanky-E  Рік тому +21

      Thanks for bringing that up! I have to make a follow up video now.

    • @unr3alGaming
      @unr3alGaming Рік тому +9

      @@Spanky-E Please do. This was amazing, with the comedic timing of Jack's wide eyed stare upon hitting the berg with the immediate cut to the boat sinking by the head with a flare being fired; Jack trying to bail the boat out with a bucket and then screaming when the torrent of water came down the hallway, and the remark about not wanting to jump. Perfect aside from the rough edges around the chroma-keyed parts of Jack Sparrow.

    • @ShinGhidorah17
      @ShinGhidorah17 Рік тому +2

      @@Spanky-E do it!

  • @Lady-Kanerasoka
    @Lady-Kanerasoka Рік тому +4

    0:34 “Stop blowing holes in my ship!”
    I swear I thought I was going to die I couldn’t stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @VXGaming
    @VXGaming Рік тому +18

    Titanic then becomes The Flying Dutchmen.

  • @DUCKDUCKGOISMUCHBETTER
    @DUCKDUCKGOISMUCHBETTER Рік тому +6

    Captain Jack Sparrow: "I've got a bucket of water, I've got a bucket of water! Oh BLIMEY!!" 😂

  • @wolftal1178
    @wolftal1178 Рік тому +34

    When the iceberg hit you should’ve had him scream, “what’s that!” when he was trying to rock the ship

  • @kaileyselin8453
    @kaileyselin8453 Рік тому +239

    As a huge Titanic fan this is great! 😂

  • @Darkmage50
    @Darkmage50 Рік тому +34

    Love how jack called it a boat then corrected himself and called the titanic a ship because the dad in the titanic movie did the same thing 😅😅

  • @TazarZero
    @TazarZero Рік тому +7

    "Stop blowing holes in my ship!" 🤣

  • @lisa4640
    @lisa4640 Рік тому +40

    If Jack sparrow was in titanic every one will die but rose and Jack sparrow will survive 😅❤

  • @1234JohnstoneStudios
    @1234JohnstoneStudios Рік тому +81

    Let’s all be honest, he would only care about saving the rum

    • @beauferret5414
      @beauferret5414 Рік тому +12

      Drinking all that rum would actually save him from the cold water

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 Рік тому +10

      @@beauferret5414 *he and the drunk baker woulda been good friends*

    • @ryans413
      @ryans413 Рік тому +7

      Jack and the baker would get along pretty good both would be drunk

    • @HANKSANDY69420
      @HANKSANDY69420 Рік тому +6

      @@ryans413 and both would survive lmao

    • @Sniper_RX
      @Sniper_RX Рік тому +4

      Where's all the rum gone?

  • @dave6653
    @dave6653 Рік тому +71

    This is really funny and VERY well made! And then Barbossa with the other Jack at the end. I applaud you for your creativity!

    • @suciptositepu1304
      @suciptositepu1304 Рік тому

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    • @suciptositepu1304
      @suciptositepu1304 Рік тому +1

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    • @shaynewheeler9249
      @shaynewheeler9249 Рік тому +1

      Titanic 😊

    • @paulanthony5274
      @paulanthony5274 Рік тому +1

      @@suciptositepu1304 Oh look it's John Dupee dressed up to the nines

  • @christophersanders3252
    @christophersanders3252 Рік тому +7

    Jack Sparrow would have found some wacky way to save everyone.

  • @sandrinedefaux3290
    @sandrinedefaux3290 Рік тому +8

    Rose: Draw me like one of your French girls...
    Jack (Sparrow): mhhhhh... nah.

  • @adamtruong1759
    @adamtruong1759 Рік тому +26

    I sure wished this was real. Wouldn't be the first time Jack saved a relationship.

  • @BlackSkull1984
    @BlackSkull1984 Рік тому +17

    Titanic: (Sunks)
    years later
    Flying Dutchman: (meets the submarine) hi mate
    Submarine: hi
    Flying Dutchman: ay bro watch yer depth, watch yer depth, WATCH YER DEPTH!!!!
    Submarine: (dies)
    Flying Dutchman: well shit

  • @mt.shasta6097
    @mt.shasta6097 Рік тому +21

    My favorite part was Leonardo flipping that cigarette around. The whole video was superb! Thanks!

  • @Spanky-E
    @Spanky-E  Рік тому +195

    Glad to read most of you like the video. Some of you even had great suggestions! I am working on the second part so hopefully I can find time to complete it.

  • @WorldTravelA320
    @WorldTravelA320 Рік тому +16

    Don't worry, they are sending a submarine to rescue both Jacks......oh wait.

  • @Andoroid
    @Andoroid Рік тому +8

    This was such a trip in such a short video, I love it

  • @ragnartheshiz3153
    @ragnartheshiz3153 Рік тому +4

    🎶Near, Far, wherever you are,
    I believe that the rum will be gone🎶

  • @ianfortuna9385
    @ianfortuna9385 Рік тому +9

    Who ever made this is too pure for this wicked world! Job well done job well done

  • @vvgr409
    @vvgr409 Рік тому +12

    I wonder if Davy Jones would be able to raise the Titanic for 100 years of service on Flying Dutchman.

  • @tamiwatchesstuff
    @tamiwatchesstuff Рік тому +13

    I kinda wish the whole movie could’ve had Jack Sparrow in it.😂😂😂

  • @andrewmason9752
    @andrewmason9752 Рік тому +2

    That part at the end was funny where Jack is talking with barbossa

  • @judydenver5362
    @judydenver5362 Рік тому +3

    This is just so hilarious!!! And so well done, and edited! Thank you so very much!!! Very Talented!!!

  • @rocketgroot4311
    @rocketgroot4311 Рік тому +5

    *the fact they're both called Jack Tho!!*
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @delix787
    @delix787 Рік тому +8

    UA-cam is giving me Titanic related videos. 💀

  • @mampe8898
    @mampe8898 Рік тому +6

    That bucket throw 😂😂😂😂

  • @bluebird4270
    @bluebird4270 Рік тому +3

    The fact that rose felt in love with wrong jack

  • @kablaaamations2167
    @kablaaamations2167 Рік тому +2

    This was the best thing I’ve ever seen in my whole entire life

  • @kidswonderstories4144
    @kidswonderstories4144 Рік тому +14

    It looks so convincing that it’s supposed to be real but I wish it was real

  • @AlejandroGiraldoD
    @AlejandroGiraldoD Рік тому +2

    The best remix in the history of the cinema.

  • @cameronnewton7053
    @cameronnewton7053 Рік тому +3

    0:30 comedy gold right there.

  • @000Responses
    @000Responses Рік тому +15

    Massively underrated

  • @nemo_5450
    @nemo_5450 4 місяці тому

    0:17 got me😆 Especially when Lightoller looked back at Jack like "what was that you said?"

  • @christinelloyd8775
    @christinelloyd8775 Рік тому +2

    Jack running yelling and with his arms flailing on the sinking Titanic got me giggling.

  • @Xerruy
    @Xerruy Рік тому +3

    Meanwhile Norrington and Cal are playing poker in the first class dining room

  • @billbright1755
    @billbright1755 Рік тому +1

    That pirate dude gave the order to abandon ship.
    After attempting to bail incoming seawater.

  • @BovineDesigns
    @BovineDesigns Рік тому

    That lasted 30 seconds longer than I thought it would.

  • @williamflagle2018
    @williamflagle2018 Рік тому +4

    0:17 that would’ve been perfect for Captain Jack’s “not good”

  • @sofiaflorina
    @sofiaflorina Рік тому +3

    Oh shit, I laughed so hard when Jack trying to get the water out of Titanic

  • @chrisidoo
    @chrisidoo Рік тому +3

    THIS Jack would’ve fit on the door.

  • @Rendoku25
    @Rendoku25 Рік тому +1

    It’s the trying to bucket the water for me😂

  • @KaneColin
    @KaneColin Рік тому +2

    Ofc this is recommended to me after a submarine tragedy

  • @Ultimatelocke
    @Ultimatelocke Рік тому +3

    Damn you can see the future.
    Titanic hasn't been relevant for like 20+ years yet you made this video 2 months ago before the Titan implosion.

  • @void_official404
    @void_official404 Рік тому +2

    Jack Trying to get all the water out of the ship got me Dying💀

  • @vladvulcan
    @vladvulcan Рік тому +3

    The very fact that Jack Sparrow has the same name as the protagonist played by DiCaprio, makes him very fitting.

  • @saradoka4539
    @saradoka4539 Рік тому

    0:20 Jack Sparrows expression had me dead 🤣🤣🤣 He was like " Uh - oh did not see that coming naughty me 😶😶‍🌫😐 "

  • @r_withatophat7260
    @r_withatophat7260 Рік тому +1

    "That's gotta be the best pirate I've ever seen"

  • @Moltenbramley
    @Moltenbramley Рік тому +1

    Gotta love/question UA-cam when this is recommended to me after I’ve been watching the news regarding Titan.

  • @Shake_Well_Before_Use
    @Shake_Well_Before_Use Рік тому +2

    Rose shouting, "Jack" caught me off guard

  • @Landon_B21
    @Landon_B21 Рік тому +1

    I hope this channel goes far! This video alone has peeked my interest lmao 🤣

  • @YeenMage
    @YeenMage Рік тому +2

    UA-cam algorithm must have brought me here after Ocean Gate. We need a Titan 2.0

  • @TymaDem
    @TymaDem Рік тому +3

    07.22.2023 Perfect timing, UA-cam, perfect timing …

  • @B501M
    @B501M Рік тому

    GORGEOUS editing!!! i recognize each clip from POTC and maintain they were all well-placed within the Titanic setting !!!

  • @linda10989
    @linda10989 Рік тому +1

    I expected Jack to say "bugger" when the ship hit the iceberg, lol

  • @markdexter6338
    @markdexter6338 Рік тому +2

    Pretty well made, been a while since I've seen something this good.
    Well done.

  • @CMDR_John_Crichton
    @CMDR_John_Crichton Рік тому +1

    "STOP BLOWIN HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!"

  • @DUCKDUCKGOISMUCHBETTER
    @DUCKDUCKGOISMUCHBETTER Рік тому +1

    Captain Jack Sparrow: "Somehow she'll blame this on rum...and there'll be no living with her after this!"😂

  • @hectorcardenas5550
    @hectorcardenas5550 Рік тому +3

    Jack would have cart-wheeled the titanic over the iceberg with a funny flute whistle sound and all.

  • @TheCoolStormGuy
    @TheCoolStormGuy Рік тому +1

    The way he fell from the stern of the ship made me crease. 🤣

  • @peterjones819
    @peterjones819 Рік тому +19

    Sparrow could have steered the Titanic from doom

  • @joawash
    @joawash Рік тому +1

    Why is this edit so perfect lmao

  • @AaronDanieltenni
    @AaronDanieltenni Рік тому +6

    Well this made so much sense!
    By the way, amazing video. 😆😆😆😆

  • @ChristopherBerdebes
    @ChristopherBerdebes Рік тому

    0:25 Boiler room workers in Titanic The Legend Goes on be like:

  • @tony78699
    @tony78699 Рік тому +2

    Jack trying to remove water scene😂

  • @gengsech
    @gengsech Рік тому +2

    This video will reach million soon

    • @Spanky-E
      @Spanky-E  Рік тому

      I hoped it would but I guess I have to wait a couple of months/years

  • @kiltmaster7041
    @kiltmaster7041 Рік тому

    I know exactly why this is trending back to the top of the algorithm.
    "Do you smell submarines?" - Jack Sparrow.

  • @YoItsFrankieB
    @YoItsFrankieB Рік тому +2

    This was the best part of the entire movie Jack.

  • @calvinsFuntimeBounceHouse
    @calvinsFuntimeBounceHouse Рік тому +1

    masterful editing

  • @Twinkle3055
    @Twinkle3055 Рік тому +1

    That was a nice mix bruh!

  • @yjk94
    @yjk94 Рік тому

    This is the best thing I have ever seen this year. Bravo.

  • @wolfeusmc2011
    @wolfeusmc2011 Рік тому

    Lmao still a legendary quote "STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!!!"