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I'm guessing that the Michael Bay is the place that all manners of people of the Omniverse can convene. But seriously though, that name just perfectly fit this entire thing.
The fact that his last words are "It's just good business" implies that he somehow screwed over all of these people enough for them to want to kill him. And it makes it even funnier for me 😂😂
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Gotta hand it to Lord Becket’s engineers. They knew what they were doing when they designed the Endeavor to withstand the combined munitions of multiple universes.
@@mothichorror446 East India Co. Engineer: I keep telling you, Lord Beckett! The Endeavor can withstand cannons, chain guns, battleships, tommy guns, the Batmobile, the trebuchets of Minas Tirith, the Holy Hand Grenada, WWII tanks, Dark Magic, and Argus Filch, but the Death Star is too much!!!!
@@mothichorror446 I would say the ship held up VERY well to the combined munitions. Just because it was ultimately blown up doesn't mean it didn't handle the munitions. No armor is capable of providing perfect protection and certainly not forever.
Honestly, I love the absolute variety of assailants. Never in my life would I expect the Naked Gun, Monty Python, Harry Potter and Star Wars universes all teaming up against Lord Beckett.
Took a really long time for that torpedo to reach its mark, but if the Death Star hadn't done its job it deffo would've sunk this otherwise permanently afloat ship.
In all seriousness, Beckett was such an underrated, cold, and calculating villain, but also such a complex character. You want to see him lose so badly, but when he does and he has his little panic attack, he can't issue any real commands so he just accepts his fate and you kinda just respect him in that moment for going out in a literal blaze of glory
He was great. A young ambitious man with unorthodox views and methods that go a long way to secure not just the glory of the empire, but his career as well. How he didn't have a knighthood even at his young age is a mystery. Seriously, in a world of Aztec magic and undead zombie pirates and all manner of sorcery, he remains a civilised bureaucrat systematically exploiting the supernatural. It's just such a cool concept. It reminds me of how Solid Snake remains a no-nonsense commando while fighting vampires, ghosts, giant killer robots, and nanomachines. They should have shown how Beckett is an underdog at court, and what motivates him.
In all honesty this battle did really piss me off. It looked epic, but it was a rather unfitting end for a man who up to that point was a strategic and calculating genius. And then the entire royal navy just turns around? Because the flagship was destroyed? ugh! It looked really awesome, I will admit... it was just sad that the Royal Navy got so downplayed there.
@Toma Benas I think it was a fairly fitting end for Beckett. The man's whole deal is he plans and calculates everything, but he did not plan on Will Turner becoming the new captain of the Dutchman, the one thing he couldn't have possibly have predicted and suddenly his perfectionist plans have a single flaw and he has a panic attack (which trust me, are not fun to have, can't even imagine the horror of having one in a naval setting). As for the rest of the fleet backing away, that was a bit of a let down not gonna lie, they bigged up all the pirates as if the movie would boil down to pirate fleet vs royal fleet but in reality it was jut the Dutchman vs the Black Pearl
@@Sir_Gwan Fair enough for beckett, but I'm glad I'm not alone in thinking that the Royal Navy backing down was dumb. I think it's probably because they would have won lmao
Imagine everyone sitting at a table discussing the battle plan.Neo is sitting next to Darth Vader and Voldemort listening to captain Jack say. “ Ok so when I say fire fire.”
@@headwreak1768 it would still questioning itself what that emperor would think about its doing. Instead if it was a Khorne dreadnought the angry torpedo would explode before the launch without any questions. A skull it's a skull for the skulls god.
Gotta love how Neo unloads the minigun at Beckett while he's going down the stairs, then finally stops and seems to be like, "Whoa. How the hell did all of that miss him?"
I like how the shots from other movies start out as other ships on water and then get less and less believable, but also as the original scene itself is getting more and more ridiculous, making it feel much less out of place. The unexpected quick glimpse of the death star in the sky had me completely dead
This guy attracted the fire from broadside cannons, US naval cannons, a 40mm Bofors, an M202 FLASH, an M203 grenade launcher, an M134D minigun, several M16s and muskets, an 8.8cm cannon from a Tiger tank, a holy hand grenade, several trebuchets, a G7e torpedo from a U-boat, a rocket from the Batmobile, a lightning strike from Lord Voldermort, and a laser beam from the Death Star.
They totally used 100%. The ship was just THAT strong. I mean, haven’t you seen they needed to call in BATMAN for this? Lord Cutler Beckett is not a 1% level threat.
Thank god the empire came in clutch with the Death Star, Beckett was about to give the order to return fire, the power of the force is insignificant to that of The Endeavour.”
Beckett's ship is so powerful it took the movie multiverse to take it down. Imagine if the Pirates of the Caribbean crew had to do it all on their own.
It took the combined strength of Gondor, Mordor, The Death Star, Voldemort, Filch’s cannon, Scarface, police squad, a tank, Neo, Holyhand Grenade, a tiger 1, and hundreds on national navies to take down 1 ship. Wow
@@DarknessOfRedbone the ships you saw were American ones! 😄 In the shot right before the machine gun you see an Iowa class in the back if im not mistaken
@@TheWarriorofHonorye but The Endeveour took cannonballs, 16 inch guns, 14 inch guns, bofors, m16s, rockets, rockets from the batwing, more rockets, a spell, a minigun, muskets, an 88mm round, police squad, villains, the Death Star and a Torpedo. And it still lasted 2 minutes while the Executor Super Dreadnough went down in a second
@@rahadianaryo5979 Ah yes, but we're supposed to believe that the pirates who raid ships, murder innocents, and rape women are the good guys because...the rival lord sold slaves? I guess the lives of Africans (who were sold into slavery by their own people) are more important than the other hundreds of people (including blacks) who would suffer from food shortages, cut wages, and lost family as a result from piracy in this time period.
Man I loved the moment when Jack and Co. travel across the motherfucking multiverse to assemble the greatest alliance of all time just to take down Lord Beckett. Truly one of the greatest scenes in film history.
Jack:so... We need help to take down this british ship Voldemort:you have my dark magic Neo:and my gattling gun Batman:and my batwing Sauron:and my catapults Palpatine:and my deathstar
Man, Voldemort's wand shot is so perfectly accurate, single shot & long but gives a significant devastating effect, truly the greatest wizard other than Dumbledore & Gandalf.
What gets me, you actually see Gondor and Mordor catapults firing against him. How did you manage to convince Sauron, Sidious, and the noseless one to side with the good guys?
Those British sailors had incredible discipline for waiting that long. They were also willing to fight despite the odds. Then again, they had no chance against voldemort and the death star.
She was a real ship. The endeavor was scuttled by the British in Newport harbor. And was famously captained by James Cooke or cook I forget the spelling
To be fair, it really says a lot about Beckett that almost an entire movie-verse managed to miss every direct shot on him. Even the Death Star didn't strike him, it just blew up his ship.
I wonder if he's related to all those modern action heroes who share that same immunity to both repeated shots and shrapnel. Heck, I bet he escaped even the fireball, which his ship turned into, just in time and later woke up from a shore at the other side of the sea. He just felt too humiliated to return with his former name and title.
This is criminally underrated, this is gold. Matrix, Das Boot, Monty Python, Star Wars, Fury Tiger Tank, freaking battleships, Batman, Argus Filch, Voldemort, The Naked Gun and more all teaming up to defeat (and miss) Lord Beckett. Glorious. Sir, you have won the internet. :D
Having recently rewatched these movies I do think it’s genuinely hilarious how Beckett is like this massive problem for most of the main characters in the series, and they just fucking blow him up😂 bros got one of the most climatic death scenes I’ve ever seen in a movie.
Well up until that point everything had been as he had predicted so this unexpected turn of events pretty much caught him off-guard cause against BOTH the Pearl and The Dutchman there was no winning that battle.
@@bradIeyscarreviews it’s also choking on its own fat. The money isn’t flowing like it used to and as a result parts of Disney are crumbling as they struggle to restructure themselves. They’re still rich but they’re struggling to old on all the same
Better done as opposed to "moore well done", sir Moore, sir if you please. Don't tell me Frenchy's here to teach you about your own rainy/foggy vernacular's intricacies, hey? Aye! sole tea...
I still don't buy it that the thiefing, murdering, kidnapping, raping pirates were the "freedom fighting good guys". Sorry, nope. I'll take central government and its enforcement of rule and order any day over anarchy and rampant crime.
With hindsight, this is a really fascinating video. Cutler Beckett, if I recall correctly, signifies some kind of soulless disillusioning force: "The Immaterial has become immaterial." In lieu of the pre-modernistic ancient evils of Davy Jones or the eldritch cursed crew of Barbossa, Beckett stands for a modernistic amoral machinery -- he is simply a businessman with formidable resources and a motivation to enhance his mercantilism. One of the great challenges of modernism is that its cosmology is devoid of any absolute moral weight: there is no Devil built into the fabric of the universe, and there is likewise no benevolent God either. There is only the soulless ever-advancing logic of the machine, whether these be literal machines or men who have allowed themselves to be subjugated to regimes that treat them like machines. Fiction, however, often includes great stories of Good versus Evil anyways. The armies of Mordor are cosmically evil insofar as they are born of a moral rot in the essence of Arda, Voldemort is a wizard steeped in Dark Magic, Neo is a Savior-figure born to liberate humankind, etcetera. Even if the characters themselves do not signify moral goodness, the stories themselves are infused with moral valence nonetheless. In such a read, then, this video presents something fascinating: the morally-valenced unify to oppose the moral void that Beckett signifies, and in doing so affirm the continued relevance of the endless battle between Good and Evil.
When I saw the Death Star waiting patiently overhead for its turn, I literally fell out of my chair laughing so hard I thought I was about to die as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way he step down that ladder followed by it's destruction represent trail of death and destruction he left across the multiverse He's.. Indeed.. Too dangerous to be left alive
@@milesr4609 01:55 Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin: (in the DS-1 Mobile Battle Station) "You may fire *when ready* ...🔫" "The *Death Star 💀⭐ is clear to fire* ... Commence *PRIMARY IGNITION* 🔥!!"
Battle Droid 1: "Boy, this is a lot more fun when they're not shooting back." Battle Droid 2: "I still can't seem to hit anything." General Grievous: (smashes the droid in a rage)
Lord Beckett can only be killed with a Death Star personally commanded by Tarkin. Cuz only a governor can kill a governor. Also, I can't believe Neo missed every single round he fired to kill Beckett.
“Only a governor can kill a governor.” Classy, real classy. Maybe Governor Diane Foxington could kick his ass real well, because as far as I’ve seen in The Bad Guys movie and books, she was a thief, but not a murderer.
Aye. Shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
Y'all know that the other 2 movies doesn't exist, it's just a lie, a hoax, it is merely the haters attempt at ruining the masterpiece of a trilogy by making up some non-existent movies.
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And so, it begins
The algorithm is a strange thing, don't know why this was at the top of my feed but it was pretty funny.
Funny, I also just got here with the algorithm lol
@@pachuko5192 it sure is. Sometimes you just have to wait for it to happen :D
This showed up on my recommended and it really made me laugh, thank you for making this video!
little did Lord Beckett know, he had unwittingly sailed into the michael Bay.
😂😂
I'm guessing that the Michael Bay is the place that all manners of people of the Omniverse can convene.
But seriously though, that name just perfectly fit this entire thing.
Underrated comment.
Such a good comment lol. Nice
This comment deserves more likes!
Game Developers: The game is perfectly balanced.
The game's matchmaking:
*underrated comment*
Pov: Newbie at CoD:MW playing a matchmaking for the first time.
Level 1 players in Elden Ring trying to fight a Tree Sentinel be like...
Thats happen whrn no one playing this game aside one noob and few old player
IT IS AN EVEN FIGHT!
The fact that the Death Star didn’t vaporize that ship speaks volumes to how sturdy it was.
They don't make em like that anymore
@@PhelesDragon They most certainly do not.
Stronger than the eggs of Domenic Torreto and Statham)
@@PhelesDragonwarspite being the exception, bitch had irl plot armour
@@PhelesDragon "Nobody ever made them like this! The architect was either a certified genius or an authentic wacko!"
The fact that his last words are "It's just good business" implies that he somehow screwed over all of these people enough for them to want to kill him. And it makes it even funnier for me 😂😂
Damn i cant imagine how he screwed over The Galactic Empire
@@mr.mishima9658or Voldemort
Or the US navy
@@Oldgeezershadowor Neo
we use the line "it's just good business" anytime someone gets ganked or dog piled in our house😂
Half of the movie-verse fights against him, yet he still manages to create the most spectacular death scene ever.
he falls like handsome squidward...
Sheesh every body hates Beckett
The man dodged crazily.
Least stoic Englishman
@@IAmTheStig32 xexexexexe
All these people had to team up just to defeat him.
That's got to be the most powerful villain I've ever seen.
So it would seem
@@tomk2010 Yeah, baby...🙁
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Imagine how many movies would it take to kill a Chuck Norris character :D
Were it so easy...
The shot of Beckett walking down the staircase as his ship disintegrates around him is seriously iconic
He's beginning to believe
His world of perfectly built plans falling apart around him, as he struggles to believe it.
Agreed, it's a fantastic shot
Definitely not retarded if you think about it even for a second
Pretty dark that all of his men are theoretically being ripped to pieces that whole time. Lol
"What did I do to deserve this?! I mean _specifically!!"_
- Cutler Beckett, probably
I vote this to be the best comment
This is just a puss in boots 2 reference or is famous from somewhere else also
but rlly, what did he do to piss that many ppl off?
I pronounce this comment - exquisite.
@@ThisIsNotOkieDokie Better question is what did he NOT do
Disney 3 movies later: “somehow... cutler becket has returned”
Love this comment 😂😂
It would be cool
He should be the new captain of the Dutchman since Will is no longer bound to the ship. Maybe Beckett feared death and joined the crew. 😩
😀😀😀😀😀
This actually felt just like that scene where thousands of ships arrive at Exegol
As a World of Warships player, I can confirm that this is exactly how it feels to get spotted as the last person standing on your team.
Hahaha fellow wows player! That's indeed how that feels. You should play this theme in that situation
Sir, should we just leave the already lost battle?
- No, we have honor...
...and the pink name for leaving battles too early
Yes ha ha is the same when overextend too
When an alliance of 2 galleons and 1 brig spots your one man sloop in sea of thieves
😆😐😐
Honestly I can say same. Even when you are in a carrier, they will find you we eventually
Gotta hand it to Lord Becket’s engineers. They knew what they were doing when they designed the Endeavor to withstand the combined munitions of multiple universes.
What you see here is the Endeavour very clearly Not handling the combined munitions of multiple universes.
Yknow, just in case....
British engineering 💪🏻
@@mothichorror446 East India Co. Engineer: I keep telling you, Lord Beckett! The Endeavor can withstand cannons, chain guns, battleships, tommy guns, the Batmobile, the trebuchets of Minas Tirith, the Holy Hand Grenada, WWII tanks, Dark Magic, and Argus Filch, but the Death Star is too much!!!!
@@mothichorror446 I would say the ship held up VERY well to the combined munitions. Just because it was ultimately blown up doesn't mean it didn't handle the munitions. No armor is capable of providing perfect protection and certainly not forever.
Imagine being so hated that even the Galactic Empire participates in killing you.
or basically every other villain and goodies of whole film industry
Lol
To be perfectly fair, you get your hands on a toy like the Death Star and you'll be looking for any excuse to use it.
Now I would like to point out... That every single one of them missed Beckett.
They kinda did yes 😂 Especially shame on Neo
Yeah that's why the machine gun guy(idk who he is) is still for a second questioning himself
@@pinngg6907 He's questioning life altogether. It's Neo from The Matrix by the way
@@pinngg6907
That's no machine gun...
It's a fully automatic Gatling cannon.
@@HuntingTarg the one from an A-10 thunderbolt
The idea that every character in cinematic history just all teamed up to say "f this guy" is absolutely hilarious to me
This needs to happen but replace Beckett with Griffith
@@mediadetective6104 YEAH!
It's inspired by the "Everbody shoots Justin Bieber" meme
@@noobie5324 0:31 Tony Montana: "Say hello to *my little friend* ...🔫💥!!"
@@LinusLinothorax I thought it was inspired by the "literally everyone" Avengers Endgame meme.
Honestly, I love the absolute variety of assailants. Never in my life would I expect the Naked Gun, Monty Python, Harry Potter and Star Wars universes all teaming up against Lord Beckett.
A true dreamteam. Nice to hear you enjoyed it! :)
It's nothing personal. It's just..... Good business...
@@Angrygreentea I hope it’s Becket your saying it too.
Not to mention Arnold…
@@peteschweddy4263
And the Tiger tank from the Fury tank movie.
I love the torpedo explosion to finish off the ship right after the Death Star strike. 😂
That torpedo was the nail in the coffin.
Nice to see U-96 in there. Must watch that film again soon when I have a few hours spare.
Took a really long time for that torpedo to reach its mark, but if the Death Star hadn't done its job it deffo would've sunk this otherwise permanently afloat ship.
It's like your MMORPG healer firing his weak ass offensive spell at the last .0001% hp and acting like he contributed
Whoever made this deserved a fucking gold medal
this videos views don't correlate with the hilariousness
Now now no mean words
I say both
No
A diamond medal
This ain't no F'ckin Olympics.
Man, Beckett was such a threat that Mordor had to stop the war of the ring and join forces with Gondor to beckett
One can only imagine the hate they have towards Beckett
“It’s just good business”
On does not just do good business with the forces of evil.
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!! **fires**
Even Mordor sees the threat the British pose.
In all seriousness, Beckett was such an underrated, cold, and calculating villain, but also such a complex character. You want to see him lose so badly, but when he does and he has his little panic attack, he can't issue any real commands so he just accepts his fate and you kinda just respect him in that moment for going out in a literal blaze of glory
He was great. A young ambitious man with unorthodox views and methods that go a long way to secure not just the glory of the empire, but his career as well. How he didn't have a knighthood even at his young age is a mystery.
Seriously, in a world of Aztec magic and undead zombie pirates and all manner of sorcery, he remains a civilised bureaucrat systematically exploiting the supernatural. It's just such a cool concept.
It reminds me of how Solid Snake remains a no-nonsense commando while fighting vampires, ghosts, giant killer robots, and nanomachines.
They should have shown how Beckett is an underdog at court, and what motivates him.
In all honesty this battle did really piss me off. It looked epic, but it was a rather unfitting end for a man who up to that point was a strategic and calculating genius. And then the entire royal navy just turns around? Because the flagship was destroyed? ugh!
It looked really awesome, I will admit... it was just sad that the Royal Navy got so downplayed there.
@Toma Benas I think it was a fairly fitting end for Beckett. The man's whole deal is he plans and calculates everything, but he did not plan on Will Turner becoming the new captain of the Dutchman, the one thing he couldn't have possibly have predicted and suddenly his perfectionist plans have a single flaw and he has a panic attack (which trust me, are not fun to have, can't even imagine the horror of having one in a naval setting).
As for the rest of the fleet backing away, that was a bit of a let down not gonna lie, they bigged up all the pirates as if the movie would boil down to pirate fleet vs royal fleet but in reality it was jut the Dutchman vs the Black Pearl
@@Sir_Gwan Fair enough for beckett, but I'm glad I'm not alone in thinking that the Royal Navy backing down was dumb. I think it's probably because they would have won lmao
The Royal Navy dominated the world in actuality so its fine in this they turned around
Imagine everyone sitting at a table discussing the battle plan.Neo is sitting next to Darth Vader and Voldemort listening to captain Jack say. “ Ok so when I say fire fire.”
That time when everyone in the cinematic verse took orders from Jack . Next target : Amber Heard
@@maurobertolone5198 LOL.
This isn't just a meme, it's a work of art
True.....!
Someday, this could even be playing in The Louvre!
Pride of place, right next to The Mona Lisa.
They even included Tim
Exactly
1:06 king Aurthor just threw the Holy Hand Grenade
The torpedo finally making its way to the ship at the end had me dying lmao
imagine if it was a Warhammer 40k Imperial Dreadnaught torpedo?
@@headwreak1768 it would still questioning itself what that emperor would think about its doing. Instead if it was a Khorne dreadnought the angry torpedo would explode before the launch without any questions. A skull it's a skull for the skulls god.
*its way
it's = it + is
its = possessive
@Mouse Scarbrow nobody asked. His phone probably autocorrected it incorrectly. Happens to me all the time.
Lmao that got me too
Gotta love how Neo unloads the minigun at Beckett while he's going down the stairs, then finally stops and seems to be like, "Whoa. How the hell did all of that miss him?"
I just realized Beckett was an agent! He was dodging so fast that the camera couldn't see it. 😋
Neo is a storm trooper.
@@Pravdacz-tp8zu oh, so he got the stormtrooper download instead of the sharpshooter download. 😋
@@jw8160He didn’t dodge them, they just phased through him because he’s incorporeal.
So arrogant and yet so graceful
I like how the shots from other movies start out as other ships on water and then get less and less believable, but also as the original scene itself is getting more and more ridiculous, making it feel much less out of place. The unexpected quick glimpse of the death star in the sky had me completely dead
This guy attracted the fire from broadside cannons, US naval cannons, a 40mm Bofors, an M202 FLASH, an M203 grenade launcher, an M134D minigun, several M16s and muskets, an 8.8cm cannon from a Tiger tank, a holy hand grenade, several trebuchets, a G7e torpedo from a U-boat, a rocket from the Batmobile, a lightning strike from Lord Voldermort, and a laser beam from the Death Star.
And even then, rumors has it he survived...
@@Shrubbery bet that her he next one will be even more of a overkill,imagine if
Dont forget the 14inch main Battery of USS Texas and the 16inch Battery of the Iowa Class battleships lol plus thier 5inch secondary Armament
@@Shrubbery
Survived mental trauma, *probably.*
the ship not getting instantly obliterated is a sign of the greatness that is British naval engineering
Beckett went on to have one of the coolest death scenes ever in cinema history.
True
@@havershelihaversheli
Now talk about *he's being "executed by a bunch of firing squads all over the multiverse"* right here, Alex...🔫💥
I mean yeah, dude got blown up by Arnold AND the death star
@@AmaTerasu-xx3bb
01:52 💀⭐
@@AmaTerasu-xx3bb
01:56 Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin: "You may *fire when ready* ...🔫"
Very considerate of Tarkin to use just 1% of the Death Star's power just to hit one little ship.
He needed a statement, not a manifesto
Plot twist: they used all of its power but the ship was too strong to be easily completely destroyed
more like 0.0000001%
They totally used 100%. The ship was just THAT strong.
I mean, haven’t you seen they needed to call in BATMAN for this? Lord Cutler Beckett is not a 1% level threat.
Love how the torpedo from the submarine does more damage to the Endeavour than the Death Star does 😂
If you ever feel like everyone hates you, just remember that you’ll never get the same treatment Lord Beckett received.
Love the fact that the torpedo had a bigger explosion than the freaking Death Star laser 🤣
Death Star was weakened by Disney budget.
@@multiverse_media2023 Didn’t wanna risk blowing up the planet right?
Wanna mention, torpedos are no joke
@@F.R.E.D.D2986 I’m not laughing dude
@@bradhedgehog12 i know, i was just saying
Argus Filch with his little cannon from Goblet of Fire tipped this over the edge into hilarity. Very nicely edited.
Yes! And the Holy Hand Grenade. And Davy Crockett!
Don’t forget Tim the Enchanter and Voldemort!
Same! I said, “Not Filch with the only firearm on Hogwarts property!”
I love how the second shot was an accident :P
So, you noticed Filch and only after that, and not after the Monty Python, you thought it was hilarious?
This is what Disney Infinity should have been
Not enough budget
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah too much moneh
That would've been amazing
This is what Kingdom Hearts should’ve been.
An old classmate told me about this idea when the movie was on display. Wherever she is I hope she can see this masterpiece.
Thanos: I fear no man, but that *thing*
Beckett
Thanos: it scares me
Haha
Even thanos didnt even scrape him
So basically Lord Beckett transcended mortality and became something superior to man?
xD
Thank god the empire came in clutch with the Death Star, Beckett was about to give the order to return fire, the power of the force is insignificant to that of The Endeavour.”
I can only say Amen to that!
Beckett was about to go Super Saiyan before the Death Star shot him down
Beckett's ship is so powerful it took the movie multiverse to take it down. Imagine if the Pirates of the Caribbean crew had to do it all on their own.
this just goes to show how powerful Lord Beckett is they needed everyone to bring him down
They didn't stop him. Only slowed him down.
Legend has it that Lord Beckett still walks while being shot at till this day…
I heard the same legend
@@Shrubbery what's movie was the battleships and Bofors also warthunder now had the alaska nevada arizona and des moines
@@wdukes50 the battleships scene was from flags of our fathers
Swims*
@@Shrubbery I wonder of the tiger panzer scene.
If you got Scarface and Batman trying to kill you, clearly you fucked up at some point. 😂
If Batman of all people has resolved that the only way to defeat you is to kill you, clearly he has well exceeded his limit.
If you get Batman shooting to kill, you have been seriously naughty!
@@MrReubenTishkoff
But... it was just good business...
I’d be more worried about the Galactic empire on my ass than Batman.
@@MrReubenTishkoff Like Darkseid tier naughty
It took a Death Star to finally hit the man. What a legend!
2:05
Actually it was the missile that finished the job.
@@w1ndgeneral226 damn, right, the torpedo! Must've still be breathing XD
@@totchj
At least we finally understand why the guy looked so shocked, yeh?
@@stickiedmin6508
I know I'd be if something the size of our moon just appeared in orbit.
ALLEGED end...
It took the combined strength of Gondor, Mordor, The Death Star, Voldemort, Filch’s cannon, Scarface, police squad, a tank, Neo, Holyhand Grenade, a tiger 1, and hundreds on national navies to take down 1 ship.
Wow
Also, the Batwjng, and a tank
How you gonna leave out Neo the chosen one?
And one Holyhand Grenade
And a tiger 1😂
Don’t forget scarface
*The battleships were enough, but this is just overkill, and i love it.*
Those were Japanese Yamato battleships and they were used in WWII if I remember correctly
@@DarknessOfRedbone the ships you saw were American ones! 😄 In the shot right before the machine gun you see an Iowa class in the back if im not mistaken
You may fire when ready
There's no kill but overkill
@@Shrubbery
Which movie were they from? Midway? Hacksaw Ridge?
That ship lasted almost 2 minutes against almost every weapon in the movie universe
*battlefield 1 comes in outta nowhere* "we have a dreadnought on route"
"An airship is coming for reinforcement"
You would be surprised how much punishment a first Class ship of the line could.
I was just waiting for the shark from Jaws to show up at the last minute
@@TheWarriorofHonorye but The Endeveour took cannonballs, 16 inch guns, 14 inch guns, bofors, m16s, rockets, rockets from the batwing, more rockets, a spell, a minigun, muskets, an 88mm round, police squad, villains, the Death Star and a Torpedo.
And it still lasted 2 minutes while the Executor Super Dreadnough went down in a second
It's been 16 years and I still can't get over how amazing this music is
Stop, I'm not that old
16 years... 💀
The effects are great as well
16 years!
Me, softly: “Don’t.”
You took one of the best movie scenes in history...and you made it even better
Beckett: “What did I do to deserve this…? - I mean, what specifically…?”
Perfect final thoughts before dying. Thank you, Big Jack Horner.
@Modern Games Suck In a deleted scene it was implied that he sold slaves.
@@ltb1345
Is he's *sold some slaves* alright (according to a deleted scene), LTB 🤔?
@@rahadianaryo5979 Ah yes, but we're supposed to believe that the pirates who raid ships, murder innocents, and rape women are the good guys because...the rival lord sold slaves? I guess the lives of Africans (who were sold into slavery by their own people) are more important than the other hundreds of people (including blacks) who would suffer from food shortages, cut wages, and lost family as a result from piracy in this time period.
@@ltb1345 If he did, that would still not make him worse than literal pirates. Pirates murdered, raped, stole... and sold slaves as well.
Man I loved the moment when Jack and Co. travel across the motherfucking multiverse to assemble the greatest alliance of all time just to take down Lord Beckett. Truly one of the greatest scenes in film history.
"Bravo Vince Gilligan!"
And derpy Kiera Knightly almost ruined it.
Everyone- "FIRE!!"
Keira Knightley- "FIRAHHH!!!"
Avengers ... Ready on the guns!
@@josefdelaville4638 vravo bince!
What did Beckett do to get half the omniverse against him?
Including Leslie Neilson and the Holy Hand Grenade is genius
The rabbit would have ended this immediately 🤣
@@dennisfinley6928 straight to the throat.
Tim on the cliff
Tim, the Enchanter is there too.
@@ondrejmrazek8209 yes!
"I really hate that man" 😂😂😂
You know you've crossed the line when Filch is dumpin cannonade on ya deck 😅
Jack:so... We need help to take down this british ship
Voldemort:you have my dark magic
Neo:and my gattling gun
Batman:and my batwing
Sauron:and my catapults
Palpatine:and my deathstar
Scarface: and my little friend!
Galloway: And my Fourth Rate of the Line Imperial flagship.
Charles A. Baker: USS Texas, plus her escorts.
Tiger tank: and my superiour Canon
U-117 from Das Boot: "Und einen unserer Aale!"
When an intergalactic empire pulls up to your galleon duel with a super-laser, I think that’s a sign that it’s no longer “good business”
True...
The deal had changed further for Mr. Beckett.
This is what happens when you back stab people, sometimes that good business ends up biting you in the ass….or shot from space!
They’ll use the good ol’ “mining disaster” excuse.
What surprised me is that even with all the ridiculousness, this still hits hard emotionally!
The power of a good soundtrack
Its the damn music. There is a reason why they use classical music and not mumble rap for these scenes.
@@Likexner Now put the Benny Hill Theme over it.
Man, Voldemort's wand shot is so perfectly accurate, single shot & long but gives a significant devastating effect, truly the greatest wizard other than Dumbledore & Gandalf.
Гриндевальд ещё)
Gandalf is a demigod. Any character from HP is out of his league (and I'm a fkn potterhead)
@@rising_fredo_pixelYou mean Gandalf’s out of their league, right?
@@Joe11924 it works both ways. HP characters are out of the (higher) Gandalf league.
@@rising_fredo_pixelBut you've already said that Gandalf is an eternal Maia and is only restrained by the limits put on him by the Valar
1:14 The Voldemort scream always gets me. Too epic!! 🤣🤣🤣
I don't know why but the tiger tank cracked me up before anything else did
Damn, that tank's got good range
Hans didn't hesitate
Feuer!
For me it was Mr. Filch firing one shot, and then coming back for another round lol
The music just makes it even more epic.
Beckett: "IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?!"
Death Star: *fires*
Beckett: "Crap."
Lt. Groves: You had to ask?
THE HOLY HAND-GRENADE OF ANTIOCH!!!
AND THE DEATH STAR!
And the “little friend!” dude!
Perfection
To be fair that was just an ordinary hand grenade.
It is the one from Worms that is super powerful.
What gets me, you actually see Gondor and Mordor catapults firing against him. How did you manage to convince Sauron, Sidious, and the noseless one to side with the good guys?
I simply put the old saying "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" to use ;)
He promised them a mcdonalds happy meal
It’s just good business 🤓
They aren't good guys. They are pirates.
@@Shrubbery
And here my theory was you put up signs saying.
"Free Kills This Way"
Filch firing the cannon had me dying, especially the second time. 😂
Same lol 😂😂
:D
What movie is that from?
@@henryslager9406 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
@@diegogomes228 oh I forgot about that 😂
Those British sailors had incredible discipline for waiting that long. They were also willing to fight despite the odds. Then again, they had no chance against voldemort and the death star.
Thank you for acknowledging Voldemorts rank in the empire as the Death Star.
0:28 I love how the guy still asked for order, as if they can do anything when the entire Hollywood all teamed up to destroy them
1:53 I Love how He is Like: "Ah cmon Guys even the freaking Deathstar?"
Kinda makes you wonder, what did he do to get a quarter of the omniverse against him?
Lucky guy Paul Atreides didn't show up, I'm just saying.
@@messire9837 worms hate water tho
@@Brandelwyn Well you must admit you know nothing about you own condition, then it... seams. 😂🤣🙃
@@Brandelwyn The developed worms to live in the sea in order to extract the Ultra Spice...
Hats off to the shipyard who built Lord Beckett's ship. Any boat that can stand up to that level of firepower for that long is to be commended.
She was a real ship. The endeavor was scuttled by the British in Newport harbor. And was famously captained by James Cooke or cook I forget the spelling
@@tomriemenschneider3162 crazy that it took a hit from the Death Star, what a ship
That feeling when your entire army attacks one target in halo wars
It's relentless
ALL UNITS
The whole three teams! WITH VULTURES AND CYCLOPS 🤣🤣
Honestly bro! Especially if you’ve got your vultures all using your special on them
@@Shnap1337ALL UNITS
Damn Jack really had the entire multiverse pull up to have his back
kingdom hearts 4
1:06 the holy hand grenade I'm dead HAHAHAHA
Thou shall count to three...
1 2 5
@@alanabyss9246 3
@@davidwuhrer6704 right 3
Voldemort really got me 😂😂😂
I can't believe Harry, Ron and Hermione didn't take at least one shot at him.
Come on, help out for chrissakes!😁
Shipidus Dissapeareous!
It was more Finches cannon that got me xD
@@Perfectionado yeah Finch's shrug made me laugh 😂
I know. It came out of nowhere.
“I want every gun we have to fire on that man.”
Mooooooorrrrreeeee!
Mooorrrree !!!!
"Don't you think it's a little overk-"
[Spots Beckett]
*"You heard him! Send that toy boat to Atlantis!"*
"Endeavor" was a good name, that ship took quite the beating.
1:06 Can we appeceate that EVEN *FREAKIN' MONTY PYTHON* with his "Holy Grail Company" fought against Beckett? 😂
I think i also saw Tim the enchanter
@@ArmedSpaghetyeah 😂
They call me… Tim
Unfortunately we couldn’t throw the rabbit at it.
@@enderjed2523 that rabbit probably would killed those who tryied to yield him, with it's pointy fangs....!
@@elduquecaradura1468 wot, behind the rabbit? IT IS THE RABBIT!
To be fair, it really says a lot about Beckett that almost an entire movie-verse managed to miss every direct shot on him. Even the Death Star didn't strike him, it just blew up his ship.
Don't forget about the torpedo
I wonder if he's related to all those modern action heroes who share that same immunity to both repeated shots and shrapnel.
Heck, I bet he escaped even the fireball, which his ship turned into, just in time and later woke up from a shore at the other side of the sea. He just felt too humiliated to return with his former name and title.
@@pRahvi0 I hope he woke up on Sparrow's rum island in that case. Oh wait, that was set in flames too...
of cause the death star didnt hit him, it is run by storm troopers
@@DereknorVec that’s exactly what I was about to say, word from word
This is criminally underrated, this is gold. Matrix, Das Boot, Monty Python, Star Wars, Fury Tiger Tank, freaking battleships, Batman, Argus Filch, Voldemort, The Naked Gun and more all teaming up to defeat (and miss) Lord Beckett. Glorious.
Sir, you have won the internet. :D
this video deserves to be studied in movie schools
Flags of our Fathers is where the battleships came from
Having recently rewatched these movies I do think it’s genuinely hilarious how Beckett is like this massive problem for most of the main characters in the series, and they just fucking blow him up😂 bros got one of the most climatic death scenes I’ve ever seen in a movie.
Well up until that point everything had been as he had predicted so this unexpected turn of events pretty much caught him off-guard cause against BOTH the Pearl and The Dutchman there was no winning that battle.
This is a metaphor for the Disney brand right now. This is art.
You speak truth.
Disney is still rich
@@bradIeyscarreviews Just means we gotta bring in more firepower 😆
HAH! Yessssssssss
@@bradIeyscarreviews it’s also choking on its own fat. The money isn’t flowing like it used to and as a result parts of Disney are crumbling as they struggle to restructure themselves. They’re still rich but they’re struggling to old on all the same
This was funnier and more well done than it had the right to be. 😂
What did this man do to piss off everyone and make them target his boat at once? Did he break Jack Sparrow's jar of dirt or something?
It had the only right
Totally agree!
Better done as opposed to "moore well done", sir Moore, sir if you please. Don't tell me Frenchy's here to teach you about your own rainy/foggy vernacular's intricacies, hey?
Aye! sole tea...
Love how the torpedo was fired and finally hit at the end of the video, great touch
Thanks! :)
Just think of Lord Beckett any time you think you’re having a bad day.
...yeah we'll think about how if we had plot armor that thick we wouldn't be having a bad day. jerk.
I don't know what was funnier; the fact you got Voldemort's magic to blast the mast, or Filch shrugging after accidentally shooting the Black Pearl.
blast the mast 😆
I was laughing hard the whole video but my body was NOT ready for that Monty Python scene 🤣
The holy grail grenade lol
Monty Pythons Scenes, everyone missed Tim the Enchanter at 00:57
@@samsmith2635 manky scots git
I wasn't ready for the Naked Gun scene myself lol
@@samsmith2635 you must be his friend to call him Tim 🤣
That look of defeat and the slow walk down the stairs always gets me. Fav. Moment of the movie.
The buildup for that one critical torpedo is phenomenal
When you're playing a strategy game and every country declares war on you
They say you can judge a man by his enemies. Beckett was the hero we needed, but didn’t deserve.
I still don't buy it that the thiefing, murdering, kidnapping, raping pirates were the "freedom fighting good guys". Sorry, nope. I'll take central government and its enforcement of rule and order any day over anarchy and rampant crime.
@@AnnaMarianne i mean…he didn’t canonically piss off the death star either…
😆🤣😆🤣😆🤣
hahahaha
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Filch learning to Apparate so he could fire a cannon from both sides was such an emotional moment 🥺
can't believe he got two shots off
Still a filthy squib in my book 😤
@@GaryKetchum808I still think the cat was neutral lol
The part where Neo spraying with the minigun was the best
With hindsight, this is a really fascinating video. Cutler Beckett, if I recall correctly, signifies some kind of soulless disillusioning force: "The Immaterial has become immaterial." In lieu of the pre-modernistic ancient evils of Davy Jones or the eldritch cursed crew of Barbossa, Beckett stands for a modernistic amoral machinery -- he is simply a businessman with formidable resources and a motivation to enhance his mercantilism.
One of the great challenges of modernism is that its cosmology is devoid of any absolute moral weight: there is no Devil built into the fabric of the universe, and there is likewise no benevolent God either. There is only the soulless ever-advancing logic of the machine, whether these be literal machines or men who have allowed themselves to be subjugated to regimes that treat them like machines.
Fiction, however, often includes great stories of Good versus Evil anyways. The armies of Mordor are cosmically evil insofar as they are born of a moral rot in the essence of Arda, Voldemort is a wizard steeped in Dark Magic, Neo is a Savior-figure born to liberate humankind, etcetera. Even if the characters themselves do not signify moral goodness, the stories themselves are infused with moral valence nonetheless. In such a read, then, this video presents something fascinating: the morally-valenced unify to oppose the moral void that Beckett signifies, and in doing so affirm the continued relevance of the endless battle between Good and Evil.
I don't know what's funnier, that this elaborate comment is on such a ridiculous video, or that said comment *has a good point.*
When I saw the Death Star waiting patiently overhead for its turn, I literally fell out of my chair laughing so hard I thought I was about to die as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was way better than expecting this needs one billion views
One day...
The way he step down that ladder followed by it's destruction represent trail of death and destruction he left across the multiverse
He's.. Indeed.. Too dangerous to be left alive
Jeez, what did he do?
Man! Beckett did upset a lot of people! 😂
And that's just a few 😂
The scene with neo on the turret was so well timed with the banisters getting destroyed beside lord Beckett...props
T2 arnie with the minigun could had been used to!
@@milesr4609
01:50 Lord Beckett: (seeing-up the DS-1 "Death Star 💀⭐" Mobile Battle Station in the sky) 😨😱
@@milesr4609
01:52 And so, it was the very fateful moment when Lord Cutler Beckett knew at last: He'll *FRAGGED-UP* 😵💀
@@milesr4609
01:55 Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin: (in the DS-1 Mobile Battle Station) "You may fire *when ready* ...🔫"
"The *Death Star 💀⭐ is clear to fire* ... Commence *PRIMARY IGNITION* 🔥!!"
Feels like a weird dream that actually make a lot of sense when you are in it.
I completely lost it at seeing the Death Star. Well done, what a masterpiece!
Just a core memory in anybody’s childhood who saw these movies in theaters.
Battle Droid 1: "Boy, this is a lot more fun when they're not shooting back."
Battle Droid 2: "I still can't seem to hit anything."
General Grievous: (smashes the droid in a rage)
Grievous, those battle droids are expensive...
Lord Beckett can only be killed with a Death Star personally commanded by Tarkin. Cuz only a governor can kill a governor.
Also, I can't believe Neo missed every single round he fired to kill Beckett.
Beckett is The One.
Only a space british governor can kill a 1700s british governor.
“Only a governor can kill a governor.” Classy, real classy. Maybe Governor Diane Foxington could kick his ass real well, because as far as I’ve seen in The Bad Guys movie and books, she was a thief, but not a murderer.
Masterpiece.
First time having a like.
@@aaasdfib9437 second time now
@@Shrubbery Three times now.
4th? Anybody?
Cheers
This is the Pinnacle of UA-cam creativity. Thank you for sharing.
Even Police Squad is in it?😂😂😂
Give this man an Oscar for the best Special effects and cutting he deserves it😂
Can't leave out lieutenant Frank Drebin right 😂
@@Shrubbery Thats right you can't forget about Frank good job man🤣✌️
Is that the one with Leslie Nielsen?
@@scorpion40k Yes indeed
What a masterpiece. I'm glad UA-cam decided it was time to recommend it!
Why do I suddenly want to go back and re-watch the entire Pirates trilogy?
Oh right, because it's amazing...
Did we watch the same trilogy?
Isn't it a quadrology or quintology already?
Aye. Shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.
"Trilogy." Uh, hello? Based department?
Y'all know that the other 2 movies doesn't exist, it's just a lie, a hoax, it is merely the haters attempt at ruining the masterpiece of a trilogy by making up some non-existent movies.