I love youtube putting up the wikipedia article on Titanic, just in case someone sees this and thinks that it's a collection of tik toks from 1912 or something.
UA-cam: "The Titanic sank in 1912, it was a great tragedy that had absolutely nothing to do with the creation of the Federal Reserve!" Viewers: "He didn't say anything about the Federal Reserve." UA-cam: "STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FEDERAL RESERVE!"
Small note: this applies only to the Boeing company of today, because the former Boeing company was impeccable when it came to safety. Great video anyway! 😅👍👍
@@OffGridInvestor No...they are correct. Boeing was a great company years ago. Now they are what we all see...grossly incompetent and very poorly managed. Such a shame a formerly awesome company is now the joke of UA-cam videos. But rightly so! And, no I'm not a Boeing employee or former employee. But I am experienced in the aviation industry.
Yes, it was a great American company once upon a time. So, what happened? Hmmm, yes, what happened? What changed to turn such a crucially important firm into a trainwreck? What was it.....whatever could it be.....hmmm.....hmmmm.........
Funny thing, but the French had a pretty bad record when it came to women and children aboard sinking ships. But then France produced La Meduse and her infamous raft.
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No they don't. They started when the company put Wall Street executives in charge instead of engineers. The emphasis became profits instead of quality. Why did they move out of Seattle to Chicago, and then Washington D.C.? That should tell you exactly where their priorities lie.
If Boeing had made Titanic, Ismay would have apologized 1000 times to the survivors and the bereaved relatives while claiming Boeing did nothing wrong.
To my understanding, Boeing only sold Stockton expired Carbon fiber... Imagine building a "4000 meter sub" out of materials that BOEING had deemed were unsafe to use!
Yes. That's kinda what happened only with slightly less murder. White Star Line's response was to tell titanic's sister ships "yeah real sad anyway get back on the damn boat or you're fired". the engine room snipes had to stage strikes!
If Volvo would have exist and made ships at that time, a Titanic made by them would have been bigger to compensate for the weight of thicker steel sheets and bigger rivets, but the _iceberg_ would have been destroyed.
My Lawsuit Will Go On
That is hilarious man 😂
Not if they send a hit man.
Bowie Airbuses better than Boeing and pls us it will be sin sin king
@@gabrielagarciadealba2818 Airbus build the Lusitania and it sail allot until the German U20 sinked it.
🤣
As a former Boeing employee, I can confirm this is factual Boeing lore
Holy 747-300 it’s ice711
Yes finally
Yoo?
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Omg hi ice711
this is certified boeing classic
You win the comment section 🏆
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I get this feeling Boeing needs to do quality control before becoming such an internet meme as "in Soviet Russia..."
If Boeing made the Titanic it would sink in the drydock
Correct
The drydock would sink with it too.
and then "Sink rate, pull up!"
There was a ship that capsized in a Chicago Drydock because they were following the new lifeboat standards post-Titanic.
800 souls were lost.
@ZKP314 you mean the SS Eastland ?
I love youtube putting up the wikipedia article on Titanic, just in case someone sees this and thinks that it's a collection of tik toks from 1912 or something.
Shout out to the friendly and courageous YT secret service for always being vigilant and keeping everyone safe!
@@JohnSmithEx It's for the children.
@@SilentPartner79 Unfortunately, in these days, knowledge of history seems to be fleeting.
So yeah, kinda necessary
Brilliant!!! LMFAO!!!!
There are very dump people out there
The UA-cam disclaimer makes it look like this is a documentary
It’s the untold story of the Titanic. Its pool still has water you know.
UA-cam's fine with this, after all you didn't mention the Federal Reserve!
Its not a documentary? I cant say.
This what really happened they are doing a cover up lol
You mean it's not?
UA-cam: "The Titanic sank in 1912, it was a great tragedy that had absolutely nothing to do with the creation of the Federal Reserve!"
Viewers: "He didn't say anything about the Federal Reserve."
UA-cam: "STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FEDERAL RESERVE!"
UA-cam cites Wikipedia.....
How long until someone goes to the wiki page and edits it?
Let’s talk about the federal reserve.
And if Boeing made the Federal reserve
1:07 That gun jamming tho lol
It was made by Boeing as well
"It's Boeing Time" ~ Captain Edward Smith (1912)
take her to the sea, well, literally for lion air flight 610 😓🤦
Captain! The doors fell off!
Not as funny as when the front fell off but valid.
Small note: this applies only to the Boeing company of today, because the former Boeing company was impeccable when it came to safety. Great video anyway! 😅👍👍
I smell a current employee...
@@OffGridInvestor No...they are correct. Boeing was a great company years ago. Now they are what we all see...grossly incompetent and very poorly managed. Such a shame a formerly awesome company is now the joke of UA-cam videos. But rightly so! And, no I'm not a Boeing employee or former employee. But I am experienced in the aviation industry.
Yes, it was a great American company once upon a time. So, what happened? Hmmm, yes, what happened? What changed to turn such a crucially important firm into a trainwreck? What was it.....whatever could it be.....hmmm.....hmmmm.........
"Draw me like your French shareholders !"
Funny thing, but the French had a pretty bad record when it came to women and children aboard sinking ships. But then France produced La Meduse and her infamous raft.
".....after jumping out of a window after shooting himself twice in the head"
LMAO - Seems legit AF
Lmaooo
thats were Putin gets hid ideas from
Alas, sewerslide is a terrible tragedy. If you or someone you know is having sewerslidal thoughts, here's a phone number that will magically fix the problem. Thoughts and prayers.
If Boeing made the Titanic there would be secret software to keep the boat heading towards the iceberg despite any steering efforts by the crew.
Okay that's on point
HAHAHA
Airbus too
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is the end result after firing the dev team with over 30 years of exp, and using an indian company that use interns with fake degrees
This is one of those jokes that everyone already knows the punchline to, but is still amazing.
I did not see the building coming, tho! 🤣 Well done!
Consequently if Boeing made the iceberg the titanic would have survived
😂😂😂😂😂😂
If airbus made the titanic: we need a neo version now
And fly by wire
@@AxelleTheExposer Ship by Wire 😂😂😂
I believe one is being built in Australia.
Yeah... All those annoying stock lowering Boeing related deaths are Airbus Neo project's fault after all ( said Boeing's shareholders )
If Boeing made the Titanic, a door would’ve fallen off😂
Boeing didn't even make it to the iceberg!
LOL NO WITNESSES FOR BOEING, CLASSIC!
0:13 I thought he would say: “take her to sea Mr Murdoch. Let’s sink this ship
Remember Dr. Phonetic isn’t suicidal in case he mysteriously dies or disappears
If Dr. Phonetic doesn't reside in the US, that may be helpful... If he does, it's pointless...
Thank you YT for protecting us from Dr Phoxotic's misinformation
It always cracks me up how they basically go full steam ahead with damn near only 2 feet of keel clearance 😂
Boeing's troubles start with DEI.
No they don't. They started when the company put Wall Street executives in charge instead of engineers. The emphasis became profits instead of quality. Why did they move out of Seattle to Chicago, and then Washington D.C.? That should tell you exactly where their priorities lie.
I laughed way too hard at the Titanic explosion lol
If you’re GOEING don’t go BOEING.
(That’s exactly what would happen IRL)
(The boilers would explode in both the Titanic and that building LOL!)
What makes it even funnier is that Boeing was founded 4 years later after Titanic sunk 😂😂😂😂💀
Sank
If Boeing made the titantic it wouldn't even hold 2 people for the whole trip. It'd come back empty. (Starliner)
If Boeing had made Titanic, Ismay would have apologized 1000 times to the survivors and the bereaved relatives while claiming Boeing did nothing wrong.
Boeing's basically are a bomb manufacturer 😂
They do have a Defense procurement division... I think they got the respective division's mission mixed up, lol
That one specific airplane company memes are getting outta hand 😭😭🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
If Boeing made the Titanic, every door would fall right off.
MY LEG
Haha Spongebob haha
Who can forget the classic: "My leg!!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bold of you to assume it would even make it out of the drydock in the first place
0:47 KABOOM!!!!!!!
At this point, Boeing fly a paper airplane or in this case, paper boat
Everyone expected you to cut to the Titanic sinking after hitting the iceberg. You exceeded expectations.
If Boeing made the Titanic it would attract icebergs like a magnet
They even took out Celine at the end. 😂
This is a true story according to UA-cam
I was waiting for a door to fall out of the ship, but you went 100%Boing from the start.
I'll take the Airbus Lusitania, which automatically sails itself toward torpedoes.
They actually built it
The guy unaliving himself so thoroughly was funny lol
"Come Josephine, in my flyy-yyy-ying machiiiiine. GOING DOWN"
Did someone shout, "My leg!"?
I think it was "My way"
if boeing made the titanic it will basically sail into the sky
The door would have blown off on departure, so both Jack and Rose would have perished.
Ah, the Boeing pistol's quirk is to magically transform into a revolver, mid-edit.
From an innovation powerhouse, the biggest name in the aviation industry to a case study in mismanagement.
Boeing actually was apart of the titan sub making
To my understanding, Boeing only sold Stockton expired Carbon fiber... Imagine building a "4000 meter sub" out of materials that BOEING had deemed were unsafe to use!
If Boeing were to make the Titanic, we would have a fleet of boats today and not many planes
THIS AUTOMATICALLY MADE ME DRUNK
"Jack, this is were we first met !"
And its litterally the public bathrooms of the plane
if boeing made the titanic they would call it the HL2 borealis
The same person who's responsible for Boeing blowing up is the same person responsible for the four pinto blowing up
Boeing Titanic= 737 Max
Funny how this is the company for which the tagline “If it ain’t Boeing, I ain’t going” was used once upon a time.💔
At least Jack survived the sinking this time.
If Boeing made Titanic, instead of turning away, it would turn into ice Berg
Agent 47 is the best Boeing employee.
"olvidé que Boeing hizo esta pistola" 😂😂😂😂😂
Carl trying to kill jack
Carl: ugh i forgot boeing made this pistol 😡
Carl:wait a second! Im pretty sure boeing made this entire building-
💀 💀
Yes, this is what happened in the video. *head pat*
Yes I saw that.
That one specific memer laughing in the corner.
But those sweet government contracts.
I hate how everyone is not talking about the fact that most of this is AI generated
0:14 I can't believe it meant like he said "it's boeing time"
Bruh what am I watching 😂😂
That doesn't fit here.
@@thisismyname3928 Then move on ! 🤷♂️
@@Thedarkknight688 Yes, that's another one! Try for three?
@@thisismyname3928 its was a joke 🤦♂️ my humor seems to be lost on you , perhaps you need to brush up on your comedic timing 😂😂
@@Thedarkknight688 You did it!
You will hear this alarm on deck:
WOMP...WOMP...WOMP.. PULL UP, PULL UP
BANK ANGLE ..BANK ANGLE...
i feel like people are still waving while the titanic goes down 💀
The guy at the very end *definitely* had an accident.
The kind of thing that happens to people that know the Clintons. Many such cases.
The Titanic would actually be an awesome ship because it’s a part of the “long haul market.” Boeing’s ferries, however.🤣
2024: Notre Dame finished restoration and reopened.
Meanwhile days later, people start jokes about Titanic and 9/11.
If boeing made the titanic: underwater door: bye bye
This is perfect.
Yes. That's kinda what happened only with slightly less murder. White Star Line's response was to tell titanic's sister ships "yeah real sad anyway get back on the damn boat or you're fired". the engine room snipes had to stage strikes!
There's nothing boring about going Boeing! 🌈
If Volvo would have exist and made ships at that time, a Titanic made by them would have been bigger to compensate for the weight of thicker steel sheets and bigger rivets, but the _iceberg_ would have been destroyed.
Im pretty sure the titanic would have immediately collapsed into pieces on the docks, or perhaps, in the shipyard
It’s Boeing time Mr. Moody!
Confirmed: Fred the fish survived Boeing
It would have safe so much time rather to sit through 3 hrs of movie 😂
“Boeing invented fireworks it would have gone successfully
Ohhh My leg! character has the most in-depth storyline on par with propeller man
Boeing really shouldn't have installed the MCAS (Maybe the Captain Avoids Sinking) system on the Titanic
⚠️ SPOILER ALERT ⚠️
The ship sinks at the end 🚢
🌌🔭
If it's Boeing, I'm not going.
nah if boeing made the titanic it would disasemble itself 5 seconds after launch
HOLD UP. If Boeing built Titanic in early 1900’s it would have blown THROUGH the iceberg.
This is ridiculously funny and worryingly close to reality 💀
Well, if that took place in 1912 and the airplane is made in 1903 we would’ve got the titanic to fly
If Boeing made the titanic it would have sunk before it even turned on.
I soooo wanted the first thing to be a door to falling off.
You made a mistake by changing the automatic into a revolver and then back into an automatic. Should have just kept it as the empty automatic.
I thought Titanic will fly in few minutes 😂😂
If Boeing made it it would have drove itself into the iceberg
If Boeing made titanic, its rudder would fall off